Caray, Caray!

El doesn't want to think about anything but them right now and enjoy the moment.

Fer runs straight to Eww for an inperson report on her recon / spy mission at the gallery opening and tells Eww that Majo told her everything. Majo was very nervous and was acting strange. Majo told her that she even went to see Piedad. Fer is afraid that Majo will confess everything to some one else now.

Mario and Adriana have a little dust up with Mario the STALKER asking Adriana what the heck is she doing, and Adri telling him to let her live her life. Adri tells Mar that she has nothing going on with JL. He needs to stop butting into her Life. He needs to get a life. Mar agrees about getting a life.

Mario aint getting laid tonight,,,,,or EVER.................

He gave Ad back her key. Bye.......and scurries out with his tail between his legs. These two are still an uninspiring mystery.

MoJo is telling Vic that she has never shown her any love. Vic has never asked her if they hurt her or if they raped her, nothing. She is pretty much right. Mojo is having a Can'tDo style meltdown sitting on the floor in her see thru party dress bawling. Would it be wrong if these three ganged up on the Ma and killed her? OK nevermind. where was I ? The day she came back, Vic acted like nothing happened. All she wanted was a kiss from her and to be asked what she went through. But as we saw, she got the Vic treatment. Hmmm.......did Vic already know and so did not need to ask? ed..

Here we go! Action!! Our luuurveable hateworthy Scario is simply trying to see his dear sweet sick bedridden much maligned Mommy by sneaking past the popo security. Oh Noes, it turns quickly to snakeshit and they fire on him, getting him in the lower back and we see the exit wound on his front side right below his ribcage. Well, at least they won't need to go in and remove the bullet. He manages to NOT fall like most gunshot victims in TNs and outruns the doughnut munchers to his car and escapes. So will he go to MoJo to patch him up? ? And all he was doing was trying to see his sick Mom. This shot looks to be in a surviveable area missing most of the critical internal equipment, but sheezo, he needs to go straight to the emergency room.

Vic has had enough and is no longer with her Drunk and Disorderly daughter num 3. Because in Victoria's world enough happens in about fifteen seconds.

Majo is now calling Scario, unknowing that he has another problem as annoying as her. Why don't you answer? I feel so lonely. I love you but I know that this is not good. I beg you not to look for me or come to the house. I don't know how I will tear you from my heart but I will do it. So dramatic. This goes on for what seems like an eternity. (Majospeak for come get me, I'm drunk and horny, prolly)

Back to Sonia. They are still attending her as she is still in very bad shape.

El's puppy Leo is is wagging his tail now. >>FF >> I just do not care about these two. Leo wishes the night would not end. Speak for yourself, the patio is done. Ya some nightmares never do Bud.

Doc tells Sargent Sanchez that Sonia is in a state of confusion. She has only mentioned one name...Leo's. She has a severe dehydration and may not make it.

Frog can't sleep. And in a moment of late night desperation JL tries to put the moves on HIS WIFE La Frogalita. It aint happening. He is her husband – it is normal to have sex; it will do her good, JL pleads. Wake her up when you're finished JL. Booooring, could not care less about THIS nowhere relationship too. I just don't give a royal shit about these two.

Back at Elisa's mating tryout's....er Luuurve nest Leo discovers that El is not good at making coffee. Cute little cheerleader body, but who could ever put up with her lies and psycho family? El tells Leo that it was Cobra who was with Fab. And to cover her lying little ass she says it was too dangerous to tell him that night.

Leo asks her if FabPoodle knows Cobra. El says that she doesn't think so . Leo thinks Scario showed up to show her that he has her under a microscope . Did she tell him all or just about the gallery opening? Nopis, just the bare minimum about the night before, still keeping her other 247 lies in reserve. She only told him about the gallery and that he has her and Majo under his control. Leo thinks Scario forces Majo to go visit his mother and give her messages from him. LHe thinks that she did the right thing by not saying anything last night . Of Course, Leo, your little bedwarmer can do no wrong, puppy. El, give him a Milk Bone.

Scario has made it to that warehouse we always see with exotic cars around that seems to belong to Ewwww. He has exited his car and is sitting on the floor leaning against a big post.What? was Scario just going to sit there and bleed to death? Smart Yoyo. Luckily Ewww and three gun toting henchmen and two suitgoons happen by and discover Scario.

Vic calls Ewww and asks him to forgive her. ??????? WTF ? OK all these people are cray cray. She tells him that she needs her. Um for what might we ask.

Pops Stone is in critical condition. He needs to go to ICU and needs that kidney transplant NOW.

Leo got a call about Scario and the incident over at Piedad's house. So he has to go back to normal life and leave the Luuurve nest/ mating tryout endeavor. She didn't say Te Amo back to Leo did she?

Over at the Ewww warehouse and Scario, Ewww says this is bad. Then boom, we are at Can'tDo.

A radiant Ren has to eat healthy for Junior. Ren has already bought maternity clothes but knows it will be a while before she will need them. ReNutty is almost giddy. Some women get so pretty when they are preggers. ed. Ren talking about how she is taking care of her and the baby. She notices El has a big smile. El tells her  the night was incredible. Leo is the best thing that has happened to her. El actually does not look like soured milk today. A departure from her usual. Until Leo catches her in lie #246. Ren asks El to help her find an attorney for Mop, she will not leave him...he is the daddy. Ren, your cray cray is showing......

At the Ewww warehouse Ewww orders a ambulance. Tells the goon that if Dar doesn't make it, he is to be cremated. Ewww doesn't want any loose ends. How sweet pop. Leave it to Ewww to cover all the bases (his ass).

Vic tells El that Ren's pregnancy has been confirmed but Ren can't have the baby since she is on meds. (Yeah, YOUR meds beyotch) El supports Ren and tells Vic that the decision is Ren's. This predictably does not go over well. And Vic in essence has the same attitude toward El that Ewww had toward her. Bitch.

So the three Leo, Mario Stalker and Adriana Stalkeer, show up over at Scario's Moms place to I suppose, investigate the 'incident'. Mario wants to talk with Adriana. He doesn't want their relationship to be strained. Adri can't believe that Mario would think that about her and this encounter goes nowhere. Mario Stalker is talking about their working relationship...as partners on the police force. Anything else could get either one fired right?

Vic is not happy and you can just see the reserve evil bubbling up inside her. Vic says that Ren is not capable of raising a child. El: “You need to support her.” Vic assures El that she will look after the three of them and do whatever to keep them under control . Keyword...control?

Oh shit Pie called Ewww. Wait what? She actually has his phone number after all this time and agony? She pleads withhim the make sure her sweet boy lives.

JLuis tells Leo that Julia worked for Augusto...trafficking counterfeit and stolen art for him. Leo asks is they will continue looking for Cobra. Yes they will. And Adri confirms what JL said about Julia. Yep, it is true

And Leo your Julia replacement is working for Augusto's replacement. How's them apples Leo? Oh you don't know that yet, nevermind.

Woo Hoo, coasties called Leo. Leo gets call about them finding a woman but they could not identify her. Leo describes Sonia...yes that's her!! So Leo and Adri arer headed that way now.

Doc tells Stone Face and Clara that they were able to stabilize Pops but he is still critically ill.

And things are not going so swimmingly with Fur and Fab. Fab tells Fer that there is just something 'off' since El, Majo, and Ewww were all against Scario becoming a partner. Fer feigns ignorance. And ain't nuttin else happening, Fab's Fire is out...for Fer but not for La El.

What Fab doesn't know is that that Neanderthal cop is marking his territory as he and Fer speak. Ha!

Frog and her suitor are together again. She wonders what he wants with her. (What? he heard you have a great Taco Sauce recipe? Puleeeeeeze) She was the only one that he has really loved. He WANTS HER. Frog hasn't heard such nice things in so long. All she hears is complaints and demands. Yes, because you are that turd on the carpet that no one will claim or remove.

These TNs always indicate a shit neighborhood with chihuahuas barking in the background.

Frog thinks that she is not a good mother or a good wife. (An accurate self image is a step in the right direction Froggalita) She hates when JL touches her...last night he forced himself on her. She doesn't remember how to make love. Rey wants to help out. Barf, next...........

Aw Fork the Sonia rescue quickly begins unraveling. Ad tells JL, JL tells Skeleton face Gilly, Skel tells Ewww. Bye Bye Sonia. Ewww is her legal hubba, he can do muy bad shit.

Leo heard Sonia whisper, "he wanted to kill me" and asks who did this to you? Was it Ewww...  But will Leo Einstein think to put guards all over her? And he doesn't know that Gilly Skelton Face is a direct line to Ewww. Nope, no guards. But just hearing her say somebody tried to kill her and given the other circumstances, they should guard her.

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