Caray, Caray!

Jardinera: My thoughts on last night:

1.) JL is jealous of Leo.

2.) I still do NOT feel sorry for Sonia. She brought this on herself!

3.) Majo & Dario: fast forward.

4.) Elisa needs to make up her damn mind.

5.) Don't get me started with Clara.
 

Steve: You and I are tracking, dude. None of these characters are exactly sympathetic.
They are all due for a little Karma. Maybe with the exception of Renata as the only one who needs a break. Maybe something caused her mental break long, long ago.
 

Jardinera, thanks. The recap was great fun to read which was quite a feat considering the grimness of this episode. I can’t say I am enjoying this at all anymore but am watching now out of curiosity to see how it all ends up.I am afraid it is going to take much longer than what I would prefer. How low will they make these perverse characters go? Hopefully, Renata and Leo will come out no worse for wear at the end. As for the rest, I really don't care. Not a good sign for the producers of a series.



 

Did Univision repeat Monday's episode?
 

No, Urban. We’re on it :-)
 

Jardinera, thank you! I'll echo Jarifa's comment this was wonderful to read.

"He's got a hole where his ticker orta be she snorts" was my favorite followed by "he is now #1 on JL's shit and fit to be tied up lists..."

You always capture the events with a wise and wry perspective.

Excellent.

Diana
 

Thanks Jardinera. I have been thinking the same things about those ever present heavy leather jackets Leo and I believe Majo and even maybe E-Lies-A wear. Here in Florida, about the same latitude, most people find even a long sleeve shirt smothering.

While we are at it, how convenient that Majo, Clara and Leslie all are a size 5.

So Frog Face is 40 or 50 and can only qualify for a waitress job? Well, on the bright side, if she behaves she may work her way up to scrubbing toilets.

V-icky Vic-ious is beyond reprehensible. And on another whole level, urging the Poodle on with E-Lies-A: Isn't there something kinda sickish about a Mom and daughter with a Father and Son? Just kinda creepy. If she accomplishes this, is she going to get them into swapping later?

E V E R Y T I M E Leo sees E-Lies-A the Poodle is humping her leg or marking territory. Isn't it about time for his dumbass to stop answering his phone every time she calls? He is failing one of the most important tests suitors are given, the 'Always Available, Jump Through Your Ass For Me' test.

“Elisa wants Leo to have the time to concentrate on his investigation without complications due to their relationship she reasons. “ She leaves out sucking face with Poodle.

To pick back up, OF Course as the girls go out to some noisy crowded club, all in Majo clothing, Scario follows one car behind. Do these bimbos never recognize their boyfriend's car? My old girlfriends could recognize MINE three blocks away if there was a girl in it .

V-icky is still at Ewww's grousing about HIS (cheating) WIFE living in his house. Now I know why her hair never changes. She can not take showers or she will MELT. Witch. Ewww says the baby is the only thing important to him. It will be Ren's present. Twisted bastard.

JLouse promotes Adriana to his old non position while later Leo advises her to watch her backside. IE: be careful. Soooo when she tells 'best bud' Super Mario about her promotion, he grouses that it is prolly just cause she is sleeping with JL. Grow up, that was shitty little man.

FerNasty has gone to Social Services and retrieved Juanito and left him at her apt with a sitter. Fer is with her Mom on her deathbed. Mom does not want to die....because she is afraid FerNasty can not take care of Juanito. Now that is an unusual deathbed concern. Vote for Fer. She asks FerNasty to forgive her for dying. I believe this is a heart test. You know, to see if her daughter has one. I would prefer to verify it by seeing a still beating one laying on an autopsy table.

The girls are getting ready to go out. Majo lets Clara and Leslie borrow outfits to wear out on the town. The girls talk about how all three have sucky families and are always isolated in their rooms. Majo is kinda hot in a fruit chick sex kinda way.

FabPoodle rushes in with more 'Documents' for E-Lies-A (who does not have a brain) to sign.


FerNasty's Mom has two last requests: 1. She does not want to die in a hospital. Will Fer take her home so she can die at home with Fer. and 2. Get in touch with Juanito's Dad, tell him he has a Son....so daddy can protect him. ? ? ? That's all they gave us.


 

Stone Face finally talks to Leo. She appears to have done some soul searching, and admits that Julia's death was her fault. She also admits that Clara is working for Scario. Stone is genuinely afraid now. And asks who else? LEO to protect them. Kinda late bitch.

Back at the Manse, Vic and Poodle have a chance to compare notes. Fab reports that he is managing to get closer to E-Lies-A, as V-icky Vic-ious asks him to take care of their little jewel. She also confides to him about having been threatened, and vows him to secrecy. Yup.

Oh Jesus help us all, Majo is missing again. Clever gal disabled all the cameras and headed out partying with her squad. Wer then see them in some dark smokey LOUD club and Majo reconnecting with her party friends. She runs into some retarded looking fellow who kisses her. Leslie and Clara sit quietly by the whole time like knots on a log. No worries, Majo is doing enough for the three of them.

Oh shitzola, guess who is there watching from the shadows? The ghost of Auggie? ReNutty? Vic-ious? Leo. Wrong wrong wrong SCARIO-DARIO. Remember we saw him following them unseen when they left her house. So, unlike numbnuts Leo, he catches the fella in the mens room and slams him against the mirror and slaps him around enough to draw blood. That always seems to get the point across, when you see your own blood. He tells him something to the effect to keep his hands off MyJo.

Though I do not condone Dario at all, there is something almost satisfying about seeing him slap this guy around and tell him hands off when compared to Leo who always seems made out of silly putty. In some (prolly guy only) way I almost like Dario. He is all guy. None of this puppy dog shit. You mess around and he.... will.whip.your.ass...

Majo approaches her squad with three white pills, prolly Ecstasy and offers Clara and Leslie one. Thankfully they decline, preferring to do their knot on a log thing. Majo is then on the dance floor on cloud nineteen as Dario slips by and steals her wallet from her purse.

At JL's coronation he sees that Leo is not there. Sara tells him he had to go talk to Stone Face who had something important.

At the club the waiter has their bill, and Majo starts to pay and has NO Dinero. Thanks Dario. Of course they will have to call the popo if she can not pay. The other two don't have money, hell they are in borrowed clothes. So Majo calls El, who rushes off to the rescue with Poodle velcroed to her. Somehow they all manage to arrive back at the Manse, and Leo sees E-Lies-A walk in with her now siamese twin Poodle. No Love there. Leo, dump that cray cray little rich bitch already.

Back to our loving couple on their way to Hell. V-icky does not want to hear about Sonia. If Eww wants to continue with Vic he has to leave Sonia.

WAIT ! How fast did this happen? She is THAT possessive already? He is actually married to Sonia, right?

JL wants to know what Stone told Leo. Why it is any of his business, who knows.
 

Well, that's it kiddos. I am sure I did not remember everything, I don't pay attention to the boring stuff, or just do not remember the things I am not interested in.
 

Thanks, Jardinera and Kirby, for your stellar recaps!

Having Leslie hang out with Clara and Majo so soon after the sex tape debacle is not OK. It has been established that Majo is 24ish and Clara is 20ish, while Leslie is not only underage, she is very underage, I was under the impression that she was like 15, maybe less?? Legal drinking age in Mexico is 18, how did that girl get inside that club??
Kirby, LOL at Dario marking his territory. He, Eww and Fab do share some genes, after all.
Icky and Eww are the worst, each in their own right. I CANNOT wait for Eww to turn the tables on Icky!
 

Sorry Gang. I thought at first I was to do 40 but I looked at the numbers and having to race between work and watching and writing I must have blown it. Didn't mean to step on everybody's toes.

 

Jardinera, I think yours was better than mine. You caught details I missed.

Thanks, Kirby.

Leslie probably got into the club because Majo is a regular. However, the threat of calling the police is a bit excessive when it's so damned easy in such a place for someone's wallet to go astray. She was drunk and got careless and needs to learn a lesson from this, but I suspect she won't. I'm also a bit disturbed by the obvious age differences between those girls. And Majo still doesn't know that Dario is the one who put her in this embarrassing situation. She might find out from the creep who gave her the Ecstasy.

Which is very dangerous when combined with alcohol.

The more we see of Victoria the more we realize why both Renata and Majo are so screwed up. Elisa did the smart thing by living in New York for a while, away from her egg donor.

Does Carmen know the identity of Juanito's sperm donor? If it's Fabricio and he doesn't realize it he's dumber than we thought.
 

Urban, I am asking the same thing about Juanito's Dad. Just reading between the lines, I somehow get the impression that only FerNasty knows. If her Mom knew I would think she would say: "Now that I am dying it is time for you to tell (Man's Name) about his son so he can help out and protect him." Just saying...does Fer know or does she only have it narrowed down to fifteen or twenty?

Yes, the three girls age difference. They asked Clara while they were getting ready if she has a boyfriend and she said no, that additionally she is a virgin. If she is going to hang with Les and Majo she needs a sex tape. I mean she could prolly get by with just one by herself, ya know, just to fit in.

Thankfully those two declined Majo's generous offer of the happy white pills.
 

Calling the popo over an unpaid bill is a stretch, but Majo was obvio sill in possession of two white pills, so she probably really did not want to chance it.
 

Jardinera, it's fine. We are almost like family here. But without the backstabbing and crimes. We took care of it. No harm done.
 

Kirby, you must be one of those who works best under (time) pressure. Outstanding is all I can say! You have the innate ability to make the dull and grim into exciting and quite palatable. If it were possible I would put your entire "minicap" on the sidebar :-) THANK YOU!!

I hadn't thought about the age difference between the girls, but Adriana Noel, you are right, Leslie is not adult age. It was interesting how Leslie asked Clara about what "type" she liked; is this some type of clue into Clara's preferences???

I also took note of how Fer's mother wants Juanito's father to PROTECT him. I got the feeling that Mom knows who the sperm donor is, and, if Fab is the dad, I could certainly understand Mom wanting Fab to protect Juanito from Grandpooper EWWW.

Now did we really expect Scario Dario to stay away from Myjo? Nopis! I sure would hate ot run into him in a dark alley...that look he has would make my knees buckle...and not because of his handsomeness, but to plead for mercy.

I am so done with Elies-alot/Leo. I, like others, am actually hoping that they don't end up together.
 

Kirby, wow. I read every single word without stopping. You nailed everything.

Evil has many faces. What's bothering me (almost more than anything here) is who actually IS Satan. Vick or Ewww."V-icky is still at Ewww's grousing about HIS (cheating) WIFE living in his house. Now I know why her hair never changes. She can not take showers or she will MELT. Witch. Ewww says the baby is the only thing important to him. It will be Ren's present. Twisted bastard". Right now it's a tie, despite the fact Vic hasn't actually killed anyone herself (grandchild aside). Putrid.

"JL's coronation". A few initial flashes of goodness have evaporated. Were those glimpses distorted as though we viewed them through a "fun house" mirror? Are we seeing the truth or distortion now??

I resent the hardened shell I've grown watching these liars, manipulators and murderers. I know I should have felt at least a bit of sympathy seeing Fer with her head on her mother. I didn't.

I believe no one.

I guess nothing will stop Dario, save death. His judgement (never his best asset) is being tainted further by his obsession. Fury will only get him so far. If he doesn't keep his emotions under some kind of control, he will lose everything.

I don't think Leslie knew what she was getting into with Majo and Clara's not so excellent adventure. Too young, inexperienced and vulnerable for that crowd. Here's hoping she stays closer to home. I agree 15 is a far cry from 20 plus.

Fab seems to be exhibiting signs of the strain of obsession exhibited by his bro and father. He isn't backing off Elisa. I wish she had given him a well placed kick. Maybe that would have done it.

Also, the first credits were much better than the new. While I don't miss seeing Marcelo's battered face, the majority of suspense and drama is on the other cast, not Leo and Elisa's "romance".

Fantastic Kirby. Thanks so much.

Diana
 

Rgv Chick, our comments crossed.


"Now did we really expect Scario Dario to stay away from Myjo? Nopis! I sure would hate ot run into him in a dark alley...that look he has would make my knees buckle...and not because of his handsomeness, but to plead for mercy".

I completely agree! Well said.

For a moment, I did think Dario may back off a bit. Had he done that, I think Majo would have sought him out eventually. I think he's in her blood and like any addiction, not easily shaken off.

Diana
 

Thanks, Kirby, it was a great read!
 

Jardinera and Kirby...thank so much. It was great to read both of your takes in this dark and stormy episode of doom and gloomy. These people are exhausting .

Icky and Ewwww....ha !!!
 

Regarding Mojo not recognizing her novio's car, please reference " Thats Not My Truck. "
 

Susanlynn I also think of Carrie Underwood "Before he Cheats" singing about trucks.
MaJo should be able to recognize it, as it is the only one that color in CDMX which has had the FORD Blue oval removed from the front grill and trunk lid.

LooneyVisison is soo money hungry that they go to all the trouble to remove or otherwise mask any manufacturer's mark on all products so as to not give anyone one iota of free advertising. The Dell laptops even have some goofball logo over the trademark DELL logo with the tilted 'E'. Sometimes the manufacturer's mark is an important visual clue in identifying, say for instance, a getaway vehicle or a political candidate's Son's LAPTOP. ! ! :-)
 

Thank you for the fab recap!

Dario, Dario, you're more Scario every day. I hope for your redemption but my hope is fading quickly...

I'm going to call it first here. I could totally be wrong, no spoilers, but I think Clara is a lesbian and perhaps that Majo is the object of her affection. When Leslie asked Clara if she liked "chavas o chavos" (girls or boys) that seemed to be a clue to me. Then Clara was very defensive. (Well, she would be anyway when people are digging into her private life, so my hunch could be way off.)

I expected that Dario would at least make the superficial attempt to back off. But Majo is soon going to find out what he's been doing. Yikes, dude, she'll maybe come back if you cool it, but nooooo. You gotta be a freak, don't you?

I would like to see more of Renata! The only "sane" one in the bunch!
 

I have no idea where this is all heading .

I am glad that Sonia is in the hospital and aWay from both Eww snd Icky . Renata is also safe from them right now.

Leo is one of those guys that is a magnet for people who want protection and help. I have known guys like that .People recognize that they are reliable , steady, kind, and strong , so everybody wants them to fix what is wrong in their lives .

I wonder why they changed the intro which is now all Leo and ELies-a lot all the time. Is this foreshadowing that the two will get a happy ending together. Their love scenes are nice . They seem to like kissing each other .
 

Somebody correct me if I am wrong, but Susanlynn, but I am pretty sure poor Sonia is still imprisoned in Ewww's torture chamber. I THINK I remember hearing her crying out in pain as Vic-ious and Eww were casually chatting about her. You know when Motherly V-idcky was telling Ewww to get rid of her. I am sure she meant KILL her, and us normal people heard MOVE HER OUT of your (our) house.

Is there a version of criminal insanity wherein a person hates all other same sex humans? OK, well whatever it is, Vic has it.

Leo and E-Lies-A happily ever after? That's a stretch given that he would be wearing a flea collar for the rest of his life.
 

Oh, i thougbt Sonia was going to the hospital. The maid seems to truly worry about her, but otherwise Sonia is at the mercy of Eww and Icky. Does icky know that Eww left her to die on that boat ? I'm getting confused about who knows what . So many deslicable people .

I am betting on Fab as Juanito's dad because Fern had a very worried look on her face when Fab saw them sleeping together. So why doesnt she want Fab to know that he has a son?

Dario gets weirder and weirder . Why did he think it was a good idea to take Mojo's wallet? And that primal scream the other day. Maybe he is a werewolf. That would explain a lot.

At this point, i am wondering who will survive.
 

Fe
Gracias Jardinera and Kirby for both of your summaries. From time to time I check into Caray Caray and am always appreciative to read your take on the episodes.
I have to admit that I’m not very invested in this telenovela. This is the very first one I have watched that I’m not rooting for the main lovers, Elisa and Leo, to end up together. I won’t be disappointed if they each go their separate ways.
 

Jardinera654 & kirby, you guys are good together putting this ragtag
Contraption together. Good tagteam
You two.

From what I heard I think he put sonia in clinic cuz he called the maid Maria I think that's her name
To get her ready. Ol raghead v-icky
Got nerve calling Sonia a cheat and
Shes gonna complain that a married mans wife is still in his house. Its More Sonia's house than it is hers. Bwitch!

Isn't it rather sick that ewww want
To give renata sonia's baby after he gave the doctor orders to abort
Ren's baby and then sterilize her? And vic-ious ass stands there and not even protest. It's ok for ren to have someone elses baby but she
Can't have her own? Which she knows was ok cuz the doctor told her the baby was not harmed when renata
Took a tumble down the stairs of hell. Sick bartardos. Hey wouldnt it be great of leaf guy bbn in the psych ward and ren wind bsb up the most normal ones bbn on the show get the baby and the happily ever after? And that's not a stretch cuz
People are bs crazy.

You was thinking the same thing I was thinking kirby, that looked like a ford fusion cuz that's what I drive 2017. And they took the ford emblem off the front. So dario
Drives a ford, those are good cares

Mom knows who the baby daddy is &
Wouldn't it be interesting if it was dario, now that's a stretch cuz
Fer thinks dario is beneath her. So
My money is #Poodleboy. He could take juanito and go back to England
Cuz he ain't gonna end up with Elie

I'm glad they changed the opening credits, I didnt like seeing Marc's
Body being handled with the sheet noose around his neck. He cheated on Ren but he did not deserve that.
I want to see all the liars get the
Anvil they deserve. Double!!

What has dario got planned for his ladylove and her posse?

Thank you Jardonera & kirby.

 

Fe
Fe
Nina, I was thinking the same thing about Eugenia and Victoria planning to give Sonia’s baby to Renata. It makes no sense. Why did they trick Renata into thinking she aborted; then sterilize her, because she’d be a terrible mother in their opinion, and then plan to give Renata Sonia’s baby?
I know there are always Inconsistencies in
telenovelas but the writing in this one is the worst!
 

Maybe they think we're a bunch of numnuts. That can't tell the difference reality and fantasy. And
What is he gonna do with sonia? Kill her? I really hope she can get out alive, her and her baby.
 

Nina and Fe, I am sure Sonia will "Die in Childbirth". And if I remember right, Vic and Ewwww decided to abort and sterilize Ren before they found out that Sonia was preggers. Then it looked like Ewwww just flippantly said they (he) would give Ren the baby as a spur of the moment thing. Because he really doesn't care about anyone, prolly not even V-icky as she will hopefully find out soon enough.
 

Kirby, the condition you speculated on in your 4:52 comment is narcissism. This is a common affliction of telenovela villains of both sexes. They fear that their same-sex peers will figure out that they are not all that and a bag of chips.

Nina, Renata should not have gotten pregnant because of the effect of the psych meds on the foetus. Also, pregnancy hormones could have also interfered with the performance of those meds. This doesn't even address whether her condition is heritable. I'm not sure that it wasn't induced by Victoria (see YNCELH for the precedent) but no doctor in the story has investigated this.

Eugenio may or may not be lying about giving the baby to Renata anyway.