Caray, Caray!

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Alternate Title: Marriage Therapy 101 by Rolando Klunder: Go Above and Beyond What She Expects – Take a Leap of Faith

Ximena’s mega party was a watershed event. Connie announced to all the world that Mau was Furia, and then was humiliated and proven wrong when they showed up in the same room. Beto finally hitched up his pants, and is going to act like a man, now in partnership with Mauricio. Rolu has accepted that he loves Ximena, although she still wants this to be their farewell. And Connie’s reaction to the humiliation was to kick Mau out of the house, fire Teresa, and vow revenge. It seems that the forces of good and evil are lining up for the cosmic battle to come. But not without a lot of fun along the way, as we shall see tonight.

We begin with Moni and Estrella, still in their party dresses. Moni has figured out that the “eyes” have it, specifically Mau’s, which when surrounded by a mask, are identical to Furia’s. Moni points out all the evidence, but Estre nervously tries to downplay each point. Moni’s had enough. Drawing on her deep friendship, she asks Estrella point blank, “You already knew Furia Enmascarada was Mauricio, right?” Estre hems, she haws, she puts up her hand, and finally says……”No comment”. Huh? Well, that’s what actresses say when they don’t want to answer. And by the way, I just happen to be super tired, so bye! She heads for the door, but Moni cuts her off, you’re not leaving until you talk. We’re not just friends, we’re bosom buddies (carnalas, I just made up the bosom part). Okay, Estrella might talk, but Moni has to swear not to get mad, or stop talking to her. Moni promises. Okay, the answer is…..yes. Estre’s afraid of Moni’s reaction, but Moni is…….happy, entranced, amused.

A conga line dances its way into Xime’s place, chanting “Let the party continue” (que siga la fiesta). We’ve got Jackie, Oscar, Jero, Xime, Rolu and Lalu, with a much more reserved Katia and Arnoldo bringing up the rear. Jero goes to pour everybody some more booze, and Xime’s gonna put on the music, after Rolu tenderly kisses her again. (I understand what Jarocha has been saying. Rolu is really good looking, especially when he’s smiling, which he’s definitely doing here. How’s Xime going to resist?) Arnie wants to leave, but Rolu tells him this is a magical night. The dance music starts, and Xime glides into Rolu’s arms.

Moni’s a little more somber, now, asking whether Aldo and Estre have known for a while. Estre admits they did, and is worried that Moni’s going to be mad now, but Moni just wants the whole story. She sits Estre down, it’s time for her to come clean (desembuchar).

Arnie tells Rolu he’s going to bed. And he’s not unpacking, because he hopes they’ll leave in the morning. Katia tells Jackie she’s tired too, can we go home? Her mom, drink in hand, tells Katia not to be such a wet blanket, besides, she doesn’t have school tomorrow. Jackie, Oscar and Jero toast to an unforgettable night. Xime’s wearing Rolu’s bowtie, and Lalu’s dancing behind her. Rolu cuts in without her knowledge, rubs up against her, and she’s startled by “Lalu”, then turns to see Rolu. They kiss deeply.

Mau pulls up to his house to see his suitcases sitting in the driveway. This does not make him happy. Connie saunters out to knock him down a little farther. She confidently tells him that she knows he’s Furia, and that proves that he broke the prenup, by getting close to the chimpanzee. He should stop rubbing shoulders (rozando) with the lower class, and act like a gentleman. Mau shoots back that Connie’s no lady, given the way she’s acting.

Back at Xime’s, Katia’s fallen asleep on the couch. Jackie and the guys are sloshed out of their minds. Rolu’s slow dancing with Xime, even though the songs are fast. He just wants to be as close as he can, he wants this night to last til morning, and he wants to take Xime to the cama! Eyes flashing with excitement, Xime seductively leads him upstairs. At the top of the stairs, Rolu lifts her into his arms, and carries her across the threshold.

Another couple is not quite so limber. Don Cesar and Nieves are slumped on their sofa, pooped out. Cesar is stiff from the dancing, but ready for bed. But wait – here’s Alicia, having been assigned Beto’s room, complaining about the smell, of course. Hmmph, says Nieves, a beggar with claws. Well, if you don’t like Beto’s room, the front door’s just over there. Alicia wonders why Nieves doesn’t even clean that room. Are you calling me a fodonga (a sloppy, unkempt person)? is the reply. Don Cesar says they’re like a pair of hens, when Beto enters to add to the menagerie. Nieves angrily reminds him that this is longer his house, unless he starts acting like a man. Cesar agrees, and when Beto tells him he’s a scrounger, Cesar says Soy un hombre hecho y derecho, y más derecho que hecho (I’m an upright, grown-up guy, literally made (or done) and honest, and more honest than made). In contrast, you’re a mama’s boy. Beto calmly responds, I WAS, but no more. I spoke with Mauricio, and we’re best friends now. I realize he loves La Monita, and I’m going to help him get her back. Nieves and Cesar’s mouths drop open.

All this time, Mauricio and Connie have been arguing outside the house. She says he’s Furia. He says he’s not, and she has no proof (of course whenever a telenovela character says this, you KNOW it’s true). She says she’ll get the proof, she’ll show the judge, and he’ll be left with nothing, no kids, no money, he’ll end up in the trash. And I’ll get the children, MY children, she says. She picks up one of his suitcases, tosses it to him. Now leave. You’re forbidden from entering this house. Mau can’t believe she’d be so cruel to the children. But Connie’s not daunted. She says he’ll never see them again, and in the morning she’s changing the locks (chapas). She tells him he dug his own tomb, with that ridiculous idea of La Furia Enmascarada.

Estrella has finished telling Moni the whole Furia storia, and Moni likes it! He did all that just to be close to me! Right, says Estre, he did it out of love, and wouldn’t let any Mummy keep him away from the woman he loved. So don’t be mad. Of course not, says Moni, I can’t believe it, the two guys I love are the same one! Gushing with happiness, she really does seem to have forgiven Mauricio. What a cool thing he did! Estre is so happy for her, and also happy she finally doesn’t have to keep this secret, a big weight has been lifted from her shoulders, it’s finally over. Well, not quite yet, corrects Moni. You still have to keep the secret. Her head in her hands, Estre moans, why? Moni sets her jaw, and lays it out – Mauricio tricked me, he did it for love, but he tricked me, and I’m going to have a little fun with him for just a bit (un ratito). She smiles conspiratorily.

Estrella doesn’t like that look, What are you up to? (Qué estás tramando?) She’s going to give Mau a taste of his own medicine (una sopa de su propia chocolate).

Connie and Mau are still out there in the dark, strutting (seems as if they’ve been doing this for hours). Mau says he’s got weapons, too. And when the judge hears his side, Connie will be the one with nothing. No marriage, no kids, no money. You have a lover, I have witnesses, and you’re going to have a child with him, so YOU’VE dug (cavó) your own grave. Connie tires of this (as do we), and leaves, saying this is WAR.

A few seconds later, Aldo comes out, having somehow avoided the Momia’s reCONIssance. Mau pulls him aside, asks him to tell the girls not to worry, he’s going to win the case. He gives Aldo his cellphone, keep this hidden from Constanza at all costs. I’ll get another tomorrow, and I’ll be able to call you. I give you the number. And no matter what, keep me informed as to what’s happening with you kids. They hug, and part tearfully, as Mau reminds Aldo to take care of his sisters. They’ll be together again soon.

Beto’s been spellbinding his Mom and the spikey-one with his new plans. He’s going to fight for his love, and for his son. You’ll see, I’m gonna hitch up my pants. Upon hearing those golden words, Nieves rises to give her now grown-up baby boy a tender hug and kiss. Cesar’s dubious, but Nieves, hugging Beto to her breast, is proud. She’s ready to cook him up some eats, but Beto’s a bit sleepy after all this speechifyin’. But where’s the boy to sleep, since Alicia’s taken his room? Not to worry, says Nieves, you can sleep in MY bed tonight. Cesar – you’ll be just fine in the easy chair!

Okay, it’s FINALLY morning. We begin at Xime/Jero’s. The first to rise are Katia, who slept on the sofa in her party dress, and feels a little twisted (torcida), and Arnie, who’s been up for hours, cleaning every corner of this disgusting apartment. And Jackie ended up on the sofa as well. She’s got a major hangover, and Katia gives her grief for this, saying she’s too old to behave like that. Jackie’s says you’re never too old to have fun, and besides, she’s not old. Arnie gives her mineral water with lemon and salt, it’s great for a hangover. Katia reminds her Ma this has happened before, she had to sleep in strange houses while Mom partied, but Jackie says we can talk about those great old times later, she wants to go home. They each kiss Arnie, one on each cheek, leaving him in microbial shock.

Next stop, upstairs. Jerry’s naked upper body turns to see……Oscar’s naked upper body! They both scream. What happened? Don’t remember. Neither do I. From in between, pops out………….. Lalu’s naked upper body. Good morning! As they jump out of bed, Lalu smiles, makes a sign of “2”, claps his hands in glee, and thanks heaven for little boys. Awwwwwww!

Xime comes downstairs dressed casually, jeans and a gray and white top, and informs Arnie that Rolu’s packing. She then gleefully tells the now horrified Arnie that last night Rolu was a total tiger, grrrrr, want to hear what he did? She starts acting it out, but of course this is a bit too much information for our tender Arnie, so Xime zips her mouth, but she does have 3 things to tell him. 1) About last night. Last night was the best night of my life, uhuh! 2) I know you don’t like me too much, Arnie, but it’s been a super, super pleasure knowing you, and 3) I want to ask you a super favor, porfis. Take care of my Rolu, please. She grabs one of Arnie’s kleenex’s to dab away a tear. Upstairs, Rolu’s dressed, but asks Xime if she knows where his passport is. She does, saying goodbye, ex-brother in law, kissing Arnie on both cheeks, and as she goes upstairs, Arnie complains, why do they have to have all that kissing? Germs, germs, germs, gotta wash up again!

Magical, wonderful, enchanting Ximena lightly touches Rolu’s arm, tells him his brother is fantastic, but he is a little strange, no? She goes into the bedroom for Rolu’s passport. Rolu is standing there on the balcony, despondent, he loves Xime with all his heart. He thinks to himself, what can he do to stop this? Suddenly, it dawns on him. He steps back, takes a deep breath, and launches himself over the railing, crashing to the floor! This causes Arnie to scream, Xime to scream louder, as she rushes downstairs, clutching the passport, wondering why he wanted the passport if he was going flying without it. Rolu tries to smile through the pain.

Moni’s shaving her lower legs while fully clothed (well actually she’s wearing a small, red crop top and clingy white sweats), reading a magazine on her bed (do people really do this?) Of course there’s a knock at the door, and it’s Mauricio, looking tall, dark and handsome, as the sexy music begins to play. Can he come in? Nope, Furia’s in here. This puts the usual dumb look back on Mau’s face, and he comes in to look, only to confirm that he wasn’t already there (if that makes any sense). Moni explains that she just wants Mau to know that Furia’s her boyfriend now, they’re in love, so you’ll just have to accept it. Oh, I do? replies Mau, and he plants a HUGE kiss on her, one that she feels throughout every pore of her body. Don’t do that, she says weakly. Why not? Does Furia kiss better? Does he make you tremble and forget the whole world when he kisses? She starts to talk, “Mauricio” when he REALLY goes in for the kill, wrapping his strong arms around her, and letting her feel all those long months of pent-up emotion. She melts into his arms.

After the commercial, they’re still kissing, but Moni drags herself away, telling Mau she doesn’t know. You don’t know what? Well, if his kisses are as good as Furia’s, since she hasn’t kissed Furia yet, and she’d like to compare. But how are you going to find out, inquires Mau, if he never takes off his mask? Ah, women have their little tricks (mañas), don’t you worry. Besides, she tells him (a hint of sneaky smile on her lips), Furia is a little taller than you, a little heavier (she says ponchado), more personality, just a little more of everything than you. In the ring, he’s the best fighter I’ve seen, and outside of it, he’s loving, kind, he’s just cool! (chido) Mau’s getting a little upset here, saying, So you’ve really found another guy? Yep, she says, he’s the man of my life. What’s more, come over here. She pulls his head down to hers, and gives HIM a super intense kiss. What was that? he asks, he thought she loved Furia. Yeah, but she needs to remind herself, so she can compare. He’s a bit stunned, but she’s barely able to contain her devious little self.

It’s a quiet little breakfast over at Connie’s (formerly Mau’s) place. Well, actually there IS no breakfast. Katia, Luisa and Dani are sitting silently in front of empty plates as Jackie, sporting sunglasses to protect her hangover eyes from the bright light of day, is drinking orange juice, it’s divine, she’ll have a second cup. She tells the morose kids she knows Connie kicked their Daddy out, but trust her, this’ll pass, she’ll have a talk with La Momia. Enter said Momia, dropping a bag of fast food on the table, telling the kids, Here’s your breakfast. Eat, watch TV, whatever, but you can’t leave the house. Jackie takes Connie aside for a little chat.

Mauricio exits Moni’s apartment with his usual stunned look. Estrella asks him if things went badly with Moni. Well, he says, Moni was acting a little strangely, is anything going on? Estrella covers, no, um, of course not. By the way, who was dressed up as Furia at the party? You’ll never believe it, says Mau, but he doesn’t have time to tell, he needs to go see the lawyers now. It’s time to speed up the divorce, and the Mau/Furia thing has to stop, today. Things have just gotten out of hand. He goes off, but runs into Teresa and Ivan. Terry painfully relates how Connie fired her. She slept at Ivan’s, and he stayed with Cris and Paula. Mau is outraged, but assures her this won’t be for long, Connie’s not going to win this time. Terry is worried about the kids, who’s taking care of them? Aldo, repies Mau, and he takes out his wallet, gives Terry some money. She reluctantly accepts it. He tells Ivan to take care of his Granny, and if they need anything, call Gabi, she’ll be able to get in touch with him. He goes off, more determined than ever.

So, do you think Jackie’s little chat with Connie will have any effect? Neither do I. Jackie says it’s fine that Connie’s going to get divorced, even get all his money, but why does she want the kids? With the baby, she’ll have FOUR kids, and that’s quite a load. Connie doesn’t care, she can just put them back in the boarding school. But, asks Jackie, wouldn’t it be easier just to give them back to your husband? No, Mom, I want Mauricio to cry tears of blood with this divorce. I’m going to hit him where it hurts the most. But, you know what, Ma? I’m grateful that you’re going to make sure Oscar and Jero get nothing, too. We’ll have plenty of money, and you, Mother, will be well rewarded. Jackie lights up a bit, well that’s nice, and I earned it (she says yo creo que me la he ganado a pulso, no?, literally, I think I’ve earned myself to a pulse, right?, but it just means I’ve earned it). Connie gives her Mom a quick kiss, she’s got important things to do, and by the way, Teresa doesn’t work here anymore, so could you be a dear and watch the niños? Jackie sputters, but Connie’s off with a happy “Ciao” and an airkiss, leaving Jackie to mutter to herself, “four kids!”

Moni tells Estre about Mau’s kiss, it was so strong, she was flying, she can still taste him on her lips. Estre’s happy, you see, you two were made for each other. Moni’s laughing, I love Mau, I love Furia, but they’re the same! Estre wants Moni to stop making Mau suffer. And by the way, Mau told her Furia is going to come by today to tell you the truth. He said things were getting out of hand. Fine, says Moni, with another sneaky smile, fine, but I’m not letting him off the hook that easily. Remember that tiger striped dress (vestidito) you have that’s ultra sexy? Will you lend it to me? Estrella will, but what does Moni have in mind? Moni has that devious little smile again!

Abogado time. Connie’s with her mean-looking lawyer. He’s checked the prenup, and everything’s in Connie’s favor. Cut to Mau, with his less mean-looking lawyer, HE’s checked the prenup, and there’s no hope.

Back to Connie: Mauricio invented this wrestler, he used that to break the contract and get close to his girlfriend.

Mauricio: Constanza has a lover, she started before the marriage, and she’s still with him, she’s even pregnant by him.

Connie’s lawyer: Got any proof that Mauricio is Furia Enmascarada? Not yet.

Mau: Of course I have proof she was unfaithful. In fact, her lover, Roberto Ochoa, is willing to testify against her. His lawyer tells him that changes EVERYTHING, in fact, we might win the whole thing with this.

Connie’s lawyer: Without proof, you’re not going to win.
Mau: Salvador recommended you, sir, and I know you’re honest. I don’t want you to break any rules, but I want the divorce as soon as possible.
Connie: I’ll get the proof, but who cares? Do what you have to do. Buy off witnesses, judges, dogs, whatever. I’m determined to ruin Mauricio Sermeño, and nothing’s going to stop me!

Yes, the battle lines are drawn.

Previews: Estrella collapses again (we sort of forgot about that, hope it’s nothing serious). And Moni raises the temperature WAY up with that tiger dress. Oh, Carlos, you lucky dog!

Vocabulario:

Carnalas – best mates or buddies, feminine version, sisters
Desembuchar – to come clean about something
Rozar – to rub against, brush against, or “rub shoulders” with someone or some group of people
Fodongo(a) – someone who is unkempt, sloppy, unattractive, crass and does not care one bit to change or improve themselves
Chapa – a lock. Can also mean a metal sheet or panel, or a badge
Tramar – to plot or plan, Qué estás tramando means what are you up to?
Una sopa de su propia chocolate – a taste of his own medicine, literally, a soup of his own chocolate
Ganarse a pulso – to earn something, literally earn yourself a pulse
Vestidito – a little dress. Can’t wait to see Moni in it!

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Paula is feeding the slowly recuperating Roberto his hospital din-din and chattering on, giving him the gossip about Raquel. She mentions that Raqhell is back home and back on the booze; neither Alex nor Vicki can stop her from drinking. Bobo mentions he's being released the next day and will be living in the main house. The big guy sort of likes the thought of having a place--make that a space--of his own. He's curious to know if Ulises has come to see Raqui and Pau sniffs that she doesn't think so. On the other side of the city at Casa de los Lombardo, Mary Jo tells Alex that she'd like to go visit her daddy in the clink. Alex tells Mary Jo that he'll work things out with the lawyer and see what he can do to get permission. He also reminds her they agreed to get remarried and that it's high time they get hitched again, especially before Tony gets baptized in the Church. Mary Jo isn't up for it right now since Papi Pedro's still in the pokey. Alex tells her life goes on and that, God willing and the creeks don't rise, Pedro will be freed and will be their guest of honor at the reception.

Across town, Elena is having a drink with Ulises in the apartment Raqui leased for him. He explains to her that he hasn't been back to the Lombardo's and made contact with Mary Jo because the whole family probably knows now about his affair with Raquel. Elena calls him a pig and smirks. He says hey, Raquel offered him money and because he needed it he took it. Even the apartment, he says, is something she rented for him. Elena looks at him and laughs, no doubt admiring what an accomplished man-whore he has become. She mentions that Horrible Jorge's treatments with electroshock on Sandra haven't gotten any results. Sandra still has brain damage.

Uli suggests that they should kidnap MJ's baby and force her to impersonate Sandra for Porferio's benefit and just be done with it. Elena says not so fast, especially if MJ and Alex are the kind of people he's told her they are. She'd have to get it past Jorge first anyway, and the last time she brought up something he told her to go to Hell. She does have a plan in mind, but she first needs to be convinced that Mary Jo is really identical to Sandra. She wants to see her. Uli says that'd be difficult because MJ never leaves the compound and he's not exactly able to visit there any longer.

In the city at Lombardo, Inc., Alex is telling Maura he's getting married to MJ again. She says he's got to be crazy since the woman has caused him nothing but trouble ever since he met her and now he's stuck with trying to get her father out of jail. He reminds her that the divorce was only a countermeasure against Bruno's plotting. Meowra insists that it's silly to get remarried since the two of them are like water and oil and have nothing in common. (Tony might disagree.) Alex gets a bit perturbed at Mau and says he and MJ share a child and their love together. He lays down the law to her saying that he appreciates her buying stock in his company and helping him to retain the presidency, but when it comes to his private life or his sex life, she needs to butt out!

A bit later, still hot under the collar and red in the face, Meowra is griping to Uli during a lunch date about the dust up with Alex. Just like Lisett, he tells her the obvious: that now the baby is born she doesn't stand a chance with Alejandro. Mau can't understand it because they've always gotten along together; they had the same tastes, and they come from the same class. Suddenly this piece of filth comes along and she takes it all away from her! Bruno happens to walk by the restaurant patio as Mau and Uli are chatting. They don't notice him. He eavesdrops from behind a post while Uli tells her that MJ's mama is back in town to find out if MJ really is identical to her twin. Uli explains that she's planning something but that they haven't discussed it yet. The two discuss the possibility of Mau helping him to get MJ out of the house for a while or maybe even taking a snapshot of her using the baby as an excuse. Mau wants to know what's in it for her. Uli has a couple of thoughts along that line, but Viewerville is beamed away before they hear the details.

We are teleported to another part of the city as Bruno is meeting Katia for lunch or a drink or something. They stop at the bar while they wait for a table. He orders them a couple of apple martinis--a great chic drink, the way a Tom Collins used to be in the 70's. (I wonder if Katia will use her tootsie pop to stir it with.) Bruno mentions that he saw Uli and Mau together. Could be they've hooked up, but he thinks it's more likely something Mau has cooked up. He wants the Crotchya to find out for him what that is. She's happy to oblige once she gets her bit o' sugar from the sweet-talker in chief. Smo-o-o-ch-h!

That night, at the Casota de Lobos y Locos de los Lomabardo, MJ asks Alex why he's leaving for Saqui in the morning but not taking either Paula or herself with him. He says this time there's no reason to take them for what he's got to do. Wrong answer! She breaks down into tears. He admits finally that her daddy had a pulverizing run-in with one of the other inmates but is now doing better and that he simply didn't want either of his daughters to have to see their papi that way. MJ cries but Alex promises he'll get the ol' guy out of their somehow. Kiss-Kiss. Hug-hug.

Uli brings Maura back to the apartment to chat with Elena. Elena tells him she wants to chat with Mau woman to woman so Uli leaves the apartment. Elena tells Mau she's known Uli for a long while and that Uli is a blabbermouth, so she'd rather they talk alone. Elena starts by saying that she knows Mau still has a thing for MJ's husband and wonders what she's prepared to do to get him back. Mau says with the kid and all that it's not really likely and besides, since MJ is her daughter, she wouldn't think of doing anything to hurt her. (Guess Mau had all her fingers and toes crossed while she told Elena that whopper.) Elena says she thinks there's a way that everyone can be happy, but if a word of what she says gets out she will deny it and deny ever meeting Maura. Mau's all ears.

It's now bedtime for Alex and MJ. She's crying. His rather simplistic solution: make love and suddenly all the ugly thoughts turn into happy ones. Alex tells her that they can't allow the mistakes of other's to bring them down. She's got her own family now to worry about and to take care of. He's able to separate the problems of daily life from his relationship with her and she needs to learn to do the same. She figures he's right and she relaxes a bit with him. They hug and smooch and start turning those ugly thoughts into happy ones......

Meanwhile, across town, Uli is now sending Elena off in a cab. He walks over to Mau and asks her for a rundown of the big pow-wow she had with Elena. Mau plays dumb and innocent. All the woman talked about were her husband and her daughter. Uli isn't buying it and wants the truth. Mau says the only other thing Elena mentioned was that she wanted to have her take a picture of MJ. Other than that she only asked questions about Mary Jo and her husband. Mau says she's tired and drives off. Uli isn't convinced.

The next day Meowra drives over to Casota Lombardo. MJ is with Felipa and the baby out on the grass. Felipa (along with Viewerville) lets out with an eye roll and an "Hijole!" when she sees who's walking towards them. Meowra gushes effusively over little Tony and hands over MJ a couple of obligatory gifts for the baby (although deep down, Viewerville is convinced, she'd really rather be tying MJ in a bag with snakes and dumping her into the nearest lake.) Meowra says she's dying to take a snapshot of the little snook-ums. "He's so cute!" She snaps a pix of Mary Jo and Baby Tony on her cell, then quickly makes her exit by saying she's heard Raqui's back and that she needs to visit her a bit too. As she races off, Felipa tells Mary Jo that the woman gives her the willies. Suddenly an ambulance drives past and they see it's bringing Bobo back from the hospital.

Everyone rushes out to greet Bobo and help him inside. Raqhell sloshes her way over to the chalet's front porch. She twitches and bitches then bitches and twitches about it to Maura. (Man! Just watching her do the twitch thing gives me hives.) Mau looks a bit concerned. She asks how long till the baby comes. Raqui thinks about two months but isn't sure. Raqhell asks Mau if she's heard from Uli recently but Mau lies and says no. Raqui twitches and blinks a few times. "The coward!" Mau asks if Raqhell knows who the baby-daddy is but she doesn't and could care less. She is more interested in getting a lawyer through Mau to help with her divorce.

Back at her hotel a while later, Elena receives an envelope via messenger with Mau's photo of MJ holding little Tony in it. Elena draws in her breath. "She's identical!!"

Alex returns home from Saqui with good news for Mary Jo about her scrappy papi. There's a good chance to get Pedro out on bail. (Viewerville's male population are in awe. It's got to be a real upper being able to be a Macho-Man 24/7 to your woman like that.) Vicki walks in and tells the two of them that she's gotten Dr. Hernan and Bobo together for a meeting and wants Alex and MJ to join them for it.

Back with our loonies in the boonies, Elena shows Jorge the Horrible Mary Jo's photo. Success! "--It's Sandra!" She corrects him. "--No, it's Mary Jo." Mexico's Dr. Mengele is excited as visions of experiments dance in his head. "She is exactly the same!" Elena sighs, relieved, and smiles.

In the study back at the Casota de Locos y Lobos, Vicki and Hernan explain to MJ and Alex the problem they've got with Raqhell's continued drinking. "The baby will be born with all sorts of problems. It may even die!" Bobo interjects here that that is exactly what Raqui wanted--to kill the baby. Caras de impactado [looks of shock] bounce around the room. MJ and Alex express the obvious: there needs to be a way to stop her from getting off the property till the baby is born. (Viewerville scratches its head and asks how about just finding her latest stash and dumping it, then firing the next employee who smuggles a bottle in to her? That should put a split-second stop to everything!) Everybody's stumped as to how to achieve the nigh impossible here.

In the boonies with our favorite goonies again, Jorge says they could take samples of MJ's brain cell tissue and transfer it to Sandra. The brain damage would be cured, but Sandra's addictions would not. She'd return to the same bad habits so that idea wouldn't work for their purposes. Elena suggests Uli's plan to kidnap MJ. Jorge says nope, because Uli's a worthless hustler. He doesn't want Elena having anything more to do with Uli. Elena seems fine with that. So she moves on to suggest Maura because Mau is still in love with Mary Jo's husband. However, Horrible George says he doesn't trust a woman. Women are useless chatterboxes. Elena figures there's nobody else who can get close to Mary Jo. "No. It's got to be a man." He'll have to think on it a bit more. He asks her for the name of the family's company. "--Lombardo Construction." Horrible George walks off with the photo of MJ to ponder the possibilities and to plot their next diabolical move.

That night in his lab office, Horrible is researching the Lombardo's and comes across the stories in the newspapers about the recent trial, the fight between the two half-brothers for the presidency of the company, the affair between Vicki and Antonio while she was still married to Samuel Albeniz, and the two illegitimate children--Bruno and Raquel--who were never told about their true father till only recently. The papers mention that this has served to sully the family's public image and to hurt the company's financial stability.

Meanwhile, at Don Porferio's, he and Fernando's Tío Abuelo, Emiliano, discuss Porfi's distrust of both Elena and Horrible George. He also cannot understand why he hasn't seen hide nor hair of his granddaughter in six years, especially with the amount of money she stands to inheirit from him. Porfi suspects that Sandra might even be dead and it's a shame because he took to the little girl right away. He liked her spunk and wit. He's certain she became a nuissance to Elena and her husband and that's why they sent her off to Spain to school. Emiliano remarks that many parents simply send their kids off to school in Spain because they think they'll get a better education and fare better once they return. Fernando did just fine in Mexico, though, so he doesn't necessarily agree with that practice. Emiliano suggests it could be that Porfi was too much of a curmudgeon and scared her off. Porfi says he now thinks maybe he should get married again to keep Elena and Jorge from getting his money when he dies. It could be the maid or the washer woman. It doesn't matter.

The next day Horrible tells Elena what he found out about the Lombardo family. He thinks Bruno would be the perfect one to deal with since he's probably filled with hate and resentment at losing his legal challenge to become the company's president even though he's the older son. "Bruno should be resentful enough to stop at nothing to get back at his half-brother."

In the meantime, Raqhell has gone into labor pains. She races down the lane towards the main house screaming that her water's broken or something. (What is that ugly red thing the wardrobe department put her in for this scene--something from E. Gad?) Vicki races out and screams for the servants to call an ambulance.

At Lombardo, Inc., Maura overhears Mari discussing Alex's intended move with him. (Damn! Could that mini-skirt be any shorter? Mau better have on panties when she crosses those legs of hers. On the other hand, maybe she could bring in a bit more business that way.) Mau asks him why move from a house he's lived in his entire life? Alex says Bruno's living there too and it's best they be as far apart from each other as possible. She can't argue with facts and offers to find the perfect house for Alex and MJ as a show of friendship. There's a call on Alex's cell just then. He finds out from Felipa that Raqui's gone into premature labor. Mau races off with Alex to the hospital and forgets her purse in the reception area.

Meanwhile, Pau runs in to give the news to the convalescent Bobo. She races around to help him get ready to go to the hospital with the others. He is a physical mess still and struggles to get off the couch and out from under his meal tray--a totally unnecessary scene. FF>>

Outside on the grounds, Erick observes the chaos and gives the low-down to Bruno as he drives up in his Zzzz-4.

Back in Reception at Lombardo, Inc., Katia and Mari are discussing the premature birth situation when they hear a cell ring. It is coming from Maura's purse. The Bratia answers it and is surprised to hear Elena on the other end. Elena says yeah, Uli is a friend they have in common. Katia explains that everyone left in a hurry due to Raqui's going into premature labor. Mau happened to forget her purse and cell there. Elena decides not to leave a message. Fernando walks into the room looking for Alex. Mari explains what's going on with Raqhell and Fer races out and off to the hospital as well.

Raqui's baby girl is born weak and with under-developed lungs. She will have to be put into an incubator. It's not clear if she'll live. Raqui is fine, though. Bobo worries that the baby may still die. Fer arrives and comforts Vicki.

In the kitchen at Casota Lombardo the servants are eating dinner. Pau has joined them. Felipa mentions their need to put the baby in an incubator. Zeke says it's to be expected with premies. Pau isn't as charitable about the situation. "The only reason that baby is sick and in an incubator is because its mother was stuck sucking her own bottle all these months and drank like a fish! [beber como un cosacko = drink like a fish/ literally it's to drink like a Cossack] The one who deserves to be in serious condition is its mother!" (Viewerville gives 10 points to the Pugster.) Felipa scolds Pau for not being more sympathetic. "You need to be understanding with alcoholics and diabetics and the like." Pau says she doesn't feel a bit guilty when it comes to Raqui and she sticks to her guns. She tells the group that she doesn't have the slightest bit of sympathy for Raqhell. (You go, girl!)

That night Alex gives the rundown on Raqui and their new little niece to MJ. He says Bobo's bummed and bothered about the birth of the baby as well as Raquhell's situation. That's what happens when someone faces up to the mess they've made, he adds. (Bobo has apparently and it ain't purdy.) Mary Jo says she actually likes the guy now, though she didn't trust him at first. She asks Alex if he thinks Uli's the baby-daddy. He says he doesn't know, but Bobo wants to keep her even so. MJ thinks it's a terrific gesture on Bobo's part. She changes the subject to postponing the wedding. Alex says no way! He wants the whole world to see her dressed in white at the church. She reminds him she isn't a virgin and can't use white. He says then she can choose whatever color she wants. "The wedding only signifies a contract, and gives an official stamp to the proceedings. It's not just for the witnesses, but for the couple as well." (What is this? Sociology 104: marriage contracts as a part of the social contract?) Toni burbles his two cents worth, too. (I almost like Tony better than Cuco. Just wait till he graduates from gurgle to bark!)

Downstairs, Victoria cries on Fer's shoulder. She of course blames herself for Raqhell's situation and the problem with her grandbaby. Fer's a bit more forgiving and sympathetic than I would be with her, but then he's looking to get another meaningful roll in the hay. Fer says Raquel is all "growed-up" now and responsible for her own behavior, the same as everybody else in the world. It was her decision to ruin her life this way. He's sure the baby will recover. Vicki and Bobo will be able to raise Raqui's baby and he'll be there as well to help. He stares deeply into her eyes and tells her he's amazed at how much she cares for others; that he admires her for it. Each time he admires her more. He loves her and her huge heart touches him deeply. He feels so lucky to claim the love of a Victoria Lombardo, to have been permitted to even get close to her. She says she's luckier having him love her. They share another funky priss-kiss. (Blechhh!)

Back at the hospital, Dr. Hernan runs into Bobo and tries to make him get some rest. Bobo can't because he's too upset about the baby's condition. He asks to see her. Hernan takes him to the premie part of the nursery. Bobo is in awe. (Viewerville can definitely relate.) "Will she live?" Dr. Hernan says they trust that she will.

The next morning Bruno and Crotchya are having breakfast out. Crotchya mentions the possibility that Raqui's baby might die. Bruto says it's just as well. Crotchya is naively impactada to hear him admit it. El Bruto is being practical. "With an alcoholic mother and Roberto--why lie about it? If Uli's the father, it's just as bad because then it will have the genes of a worthless hustler." Small talk changes to the phone call Mau got that Crotchya intercepted. She says that it turned out to be Elena. Bruto doesn't remember her mentioning the woman before. Crotchya explains about her and her ogre of a husband who's always stuck in his labs, and mentions their daughter, Sandra, "that nobody ever sees because she's always off studying." Bruto pricks up his beady little rat-ears.

"Sandra" is the magic word here. Bruto has flashbacks to Alex asking him who Sandra was and then to his overhearing Alex mentioning to Vicki that MJ has a twin sister named Sandra living with her mother outside Toluca, and that Uli mentioned it to Bobo who mentioned it to him. Bruno gets up, leaves Crotchya some cash to pay for breakfast, then races off to find out what Maura's got going with this woman.

Bruno now shows up unexpectedly at Uli's door. He pushes his way in and sits down to eat the guy's untouched breakfast. (What a charmer.) In between shovelled mouthfulls Bruno tells Uli he should know that his kid was born the night before and that now he's daddy to a diseased kid with rickets. Uli asks how Raquhell is. "--I didn't come to talk about her. I want to know everything about Mary Jo's twin sister and her mother." Uli pretends not to know what he's talking about. Bruno warns him not to pretend because Alex told him himself about Sandra and that she and her mother, Elena, live outside Toluca somewhere. Uli says he's partially right, but Sandra's been out of the country studying for years now.

Bruno warns Uli not to lie because he says he's got the woman's phone number and will be checking his story. Uli asks how he got the number. "From Maura." Uli says he introduced them but didn't know they'd become such close friends. Bruno says something's going on between Mau and her 'cause there's got to be a reason the two are calling each other. "Let me have it in detail!" Uli asks why it matters so much to Bruno. "--It matters to Mary Jo!" "-- MJ has nothing to do with you! She's your brother's wife!" "--Alex took the presidency from me and then he stole a woman who ought to have been mine! I am not eager to see things to go on like they are!"

Uli takes a different tack and tells Bruno to calm down because MJ's having a twin sister doesn't change the facts. "--Maybe not, but I don't like all the mystery. I want to know what's up." Uli says he's sorry but he hasn't anything more to tell him. "--We'll see about that!" Bruno storms out of the apartment to gawd knows where now.

Uli immediate calls Mau to get an explanation while the not-so-innocent Crotchya the Bratia eavesdrops. Uli yells at her to tell him what Elena called about. Mau plays dumb and says there's nothing. He reminds her of that private chit-chat the two women had the other day at his apartment, then threatens her not to try anything behind his back. Click! Mau turns around and asks Katia if somebody named Elena called there the other day. Katia apologizes for not telling her how she took the call for her since she'd left her purse the day before when she raced off to the hospital because of Raquel. Mau want's to know how Ulises found out about the call. Katia blames Mari. Mau says Mari wouldn't know Uli, much less have a reason to tell him about Elena's phone call. Katia plays dumb and insists it had to be Mari.

That's enough for Mau. (It's always the hired help with this broad.) She races out to Mari's desk and lites into her for being a gossipy busybody and too loose with the intimate details of her private life. Mari is completely-bewildered-impactada. She swears she has no idea what Mau's talking about and would never dream of doing such things. Alex and Fernando come out of their offices to see what the din is about. Maura tells Alex that he's got a big mouth for a secretary and that he needs to look for a new one.

In Alex's office a few moments later, Mari swears that she would never stoop to something so unprofessional and that she has no idea even who this Ulises guy is. It wasn't even she who took the phonecall. It was Katia! Enough said. Fer and Alex exchange looks. They immediately know what--or rather, who--the problem is here. They let Mari go back to her desk after apologizing for the mixup. (Alex, give the gal a major raise, too. It's not exactly like you couldn't sell a property or two to pay for it. She deserves it with everything she puts up with working for you!!)

Mari leaves the office. Fernando admits, redfaced, that it was Katia. The two now want to know what Maura has to do with MJ's mother. Alex goes in to speak with Mau. He asks her point blank about Elena. Mau admits Uli introduced them and that she met her, but only a couple of times. The first time was when she showed up with Roberto. The second time Elena mentioned that she was with Uli and that the woman said she'd like to see Paula and Mary Jo. Mau explains, innocently enough, that she didn't have any reason to think it was strange since the woman was their mother and, after all, it wasn't really any of her business. So she really didn't pay much attention to her. That is why she never bothered mentioning it to him.

Alex accepts her answer and walks out of her office.

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At the graduation, Paloma and Romina hug and cry. Everyone looks moved except Carlota, who shakes her head and rolls her purple-laden eyes.

Cristobal’s cellmate asks what’s the deal with that photo? Cris explains that his father gave it to him before he died (of cirrhosis). His father never accepted that he was an alcoholic or that he needed help. What does your father’s death have to do with the photo? Cris’s dad told him that he’d never get the other half, so it’s strange that it appeared while Cris was asleep in the hospital. He needs to find out who left it and why.

Someone calls Madeleine, the old lady, and a voice says everything is ready and in a couple of days the meeting will be able to take place. She thinks, “Finally, Cristobal, finally.”

Gabriel reveals to Pal that what she said to Romi in her speech left him impactado. Pal says she’ll always love Romi very much.

Liliana calls everyone to come out and dance. German tells Carlota he would have liked to come to the dance with Pal and that he’s interested in being near both her and Carlota.

Rufi comments to the mother superior that Macarena would have been happy to see this, to see Pal happy. MS is sure that Mac is there in some way.

Romi whines at Emil to dance with her, so he reluctantly gets up. Cami sees this and says she was right, that marriage was a mistake. Luz thinks they don’t look like they’re in love. Rafael remarks that they’re not, and looks at Cami while saying “love isn’t easy to find.”

Diana preens in the mirror while Samuel lounges in bed. He claims that he has always liked her, even back when he was married to Cami. Diana thinks it’s best that he go now because she doesn’t want people to have something to gossip about, but Sam puts on a “poor me” act about having to go back to a cold, empty bed. He even suggests that they could spend every night together. Di agrees that he can stay the night and she’ll think about his offer. When she leaves the room Sam rolls his eyes then clenches his fists in glee.

Everyone starts doing some kind of line dance where people have to switch partners, so of course Emiliano and Paloma end up dancing together while Romi glares at them from across the room. He thinks Macarena made this moment possible because she wanted them to be together. Pal insists they don’t have a future.

Suddenly Romi starts to double over in pain.

Liliana dances with Gabriel and tells him she likes him and Pal as a couple.

Now Lili is dancing with Emil and notes that he still loves Pal. He says he’ll never stop loving her.

Pal thanks Gabriel for coming to the dance with her. "Thank you" he replies.

Romi stumbles into the bathroom where she encounters Carlota. Romi complains that she got a pain from seeing Pal and Emil dance together. She’s surprised Carlota let Pal wear such a common/ordinary dress. Carlota replies that more and more Pal is out of her control. And out of mine, says Romi--it’s obvious she and Emil still love each other. She asks Carlota what else she can do. You have to separate them, advises the Purple One, and don’t let them be alone together for even one minute. You get your husband, and I’ll take care of Paloma.

Camila laments to Rufi about the Romi-Pal split. Luz asks what separated them, to which Orlando answers “they both fell in love with the same man.” Uncomfortable looks on Rafa and Cami’s faces. Luz thinks maybe when the baby is born that will bring them together.

Natalia agonizes over Alonso. She remembers several instances of him working on his computer and one night when he was worried and couldn’t sleep. She thinks there must have been something going on, he was very different in his last days. She takes out a picture of her and Sagrario, saying “help me, because it’s not fair to you, to me, to our daughter.” Then we see a flashback scene of someone, presumably Alonso, hiding a piece of paper inside the very frame that Natalia is holding.

Miss Aguafiestas (and that’s MISS, not MRS.) tries to make Rufi leave the party but Rufi volunteers to stay there with Paloma awhile longer. Rafael offers to take Carlota home while Rufi suggests that Dr. B. can take her and Pal home (Orlando offers too), and Carlota finally agrees. After Rafa, Luz, and Carlota leave, Orlando comments “what an enchanting woman!” From the look on Cami’s face, my guess is that he was referring to Luz, but who knows.

Pal and Gabriel run into Romina, who’s looking rather green. She starts having pains again so Gabe runs off to get Emil. He and Cami come running. I guess Romi’s water broke. Romi says this can’t be, so soon? While German lurks around the corner, Dr. B comes over and says it’s time to go to the hospital. After everyone leaves, Liliana comes up and gives German a knowing look.

Rafa and Luz drop off Carlota. Luz asks if Carlota has lived there her whole life, then rattles off a long list of the different places she’s lived. They go on to have a discussion about living life freely—-Luz is for it, Carlota isn’t, and she doesn’t want Luz putting ideas in Pal’s head. After Carlota bids them goodnight Luz comments that Carlota is from the last century. Carlota then spies on Luz and Rafa kissing and thinks what a tramp--but then she tells herself maybe she should be like Luz and that way she’d get Cris. She imagines that it’s her and Cris making out.

Carlota talks out loud to Cris again, this time about wanting his kisses on her skin and wondering how long she’s going to have to wait.

It’s night at the jail and it sounds like an owl is hooting. Cris asks his roomie Chucho what’s that noise? It’s Canibal’s group, they do it when they’re going to beat up (or maybe “take down”? I’m not sure exactly how “echar” is being used here) somebody. He hopes they won’t try something with Cris again.

Emiliano, Paloma and Gabe drive Romi to the hospital. Cami tells Orly that the baby will be premature but she doesn’t think it will be a problem.

In the car Romi thanks Pal for being there for her and tries to lay a guilt trip on her by saying she never imagined that the two people she loves most in the world would be able to be there on this important day.

Dr. B. takes Rufi home and gives her the two rings back to put back where she found them. She’s going to give Pal the real one and Carlota the fake one.

Rafa tells Luz that Crazylota is very strict/demanding with Pal, to which Luz replies “like Romi is with Emil”. She thinks Carlota and Romi are alike. She wonders what’s the deal with Romi—why be with someone who doesn’t love you? Rafa changes the subject and asks if Luz has ever thought of having kids. Of course, she’d love to. But she can’t have kids.

Still parked in front of the house of horrors, Rufi tells Dr. B. about her suspicions that Carlota diluted Macarena’s medication, and that’s why they weren’t having the effect he was expecting. Rufi thinks Carlota ruined Pal’s dress on purpose. Dr. B. says they can’t prove Carlota tampered with the medicine, so let’s go to Mexico City and get Pal out of here-—that will be our victory over Carlota. Said witch has just walked up and heard this and demands to know what he meant.

At the hospital, Romi asks Pal to stay with her and for Emil to ask Cami to call her dad. Emiliano rebuffs Gabe’s offer to go with him to the front desk to register Romi.

Dr. B. appears to be in an anvil-baiting mood. He informs Carlota that Mac didn’t want Pal to live with her and told him about Pal being her daughter. If Mac didn’t trust you, I’m not going to either. Although Mac isn’t here, I’m going to keep the promise I made to her. Carlota asks where Pal is. Dr. B. explains that Romi’s having the baby and she went to the hospital with her. Carlota thinks Pal has no reason to be there because she and Romi stopped being friends when they fell for the same guy. Yeah, just like others that were sisters, Dr. B. observes. Carlota demands that Dr. B. tell Pal to come home immediately.

Rafa and Luz have arrived home when Camila calls to tell him about Romi. He’s a little confused because it’s not time yet for the baby to be born. Luz offers to go to the hospital with him but he tells her to stay home and rest.

Carlota reads Rufi the riot act for not bringing Paloma home with her. She also tells Rufi not to go against her—-she doesn’t like her friendship with Dr. B., what they’ve been hinting at. Rufi is also in an anvil-baitin’ mood, as she speculates that perhaps Mac would have lived many years more had she married Dr. B., because she would have had a doctor caring for her and her medicines would have worked well.

German and Liliana get into an argument about who’s the father of Romi’s baby-—despite the DNA results she still has doubts and she believes Germy does too. He grabs her and asks what does she care? It must be because she still loves him. He forces a kiss on her but is pulled away and punched by her boyfriend Eric. They scuffle and German yells at Eric that Lili loves him.

While Carlota goes upstairs, Rufi sneaks into the study to put the phony ring back in Carlota’s desk. Before she can leave, Carlota comes in. Rufi claims she came in to close the window. After Rufi leaves, Carlota thinks “I hope you haven’t been snooping around.” She takes the ring out and looks at it. The camera pans down to the floor under the desk where Rufi had to hurriedly stash the real ring.

Rafa calls Diana but she doesn’t answer. She’s going to make him suffer. Samuel comes out of the bathroom and piles on some more fake compliments, including how Di is 1,000 times prettier than Camila.

Rufi returns to the study and retrieves the real ring.

The doctor does an ultrasound on Romi and notes that the baby is very small. Romi claims she’s 8 months along, so the doctor speculates that perhaps the baby hasn’t developed normally. Romi is afraid that something is wrong with the baby.

Camila leaves Samuel a message about Romi having her baby. Gabe comments to Emil that he must be excited to be a father for the first time. Emil sulkily says he doesn’t have to put on a nice guy act for him. Gabe says he’s not, it’s just that not everyone gets to be a father like Emil does. When Emil notices that Gabe says that as though he’s not going to have kids, Gabe replies “one never knows.” Emil, not phased at all by his imminent fatherhood, takes this opportunity to defensively mention that it’s obvious Gabe is interested in Paloma.

The doc informs everyone that the baby is fine but very small, like it’s 7 months or less. I think he says they’re trying to stop the labor and they’ll have to wait and see how Romi/the baby respond. Rafa arrives and Emil tells him that the baby could die.

In the avances, a doctor comes out and tells Emiliano he has to choose Romi, or the baby.

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Yes folks, we actually learn how to say this phrase tonight. What? You say you'll never use it? Never say never! Tonight we see Beto at his best and Constanza at her very, very worst. If this sounds ominous it is; take it as a warning. However the nasty bits are juxtaposed with the sublime and sometimes that's good enough. Let's see how the evening unfolds...


Last night we left Mau face to face with his own alter ego. Quien the heck is in his Furia costume? Back in the privacy of the cocoon Furia, with great fanfare, whips off his mask and it's...Beto!! Mau looks shocked and perhaps a bit delighted.

Estrella runs into Tano at the bar. He tells her she's more beautiful than ever and he's very happy for her and for Aldo. En serio? They toast to love I think, can't really hear them over the music. Estre looks thoughtful.

Moni shows up and she and Estre talk about something, not sure what, probably she is wondering what happened to both Mau and Furia. She's had enough of the party and wants to cut out. Estre decides to go with which is probably a good idea since she seems to invariably end up in bed with someone if she's not paying attention.

Mau is dumbfounded that Beto has discovered his secret and wants to know how. He is so amazed that Beto saved him that he allows Beto to tutear him. Finally! Beto recounts his tale; back at the party he fought with Coni and ran out in the street to leave. However he didn't have any money for a bus so he decided to go back to the party to drink and forget. He returned and everyone was dancing and having fun so he snagged a couple of bottles of wine from the bar and went into the dressing room to drink. He hid when he heard people come in. When Aldo and Estre mentioned Mau he perked up his ears and imagine his surprise when they revealed Mau Sermeño and Furia are the same guy. Then Furia came in to change and Beto saw the truth for himself.

Beto tells Mau that Coni was well bent (royally POed) at the party, wanted both Mau and Furia to lose Monita forever and was going to demask the masked one in front of everyone. When Beto saw the costume he grabbed it, put it on, stood up like a man, and Mau knows the rest. It looks like our two luchadors are hermanos de almas (soul brothers) once again.

Harpy on Jet Fuel alert!! Warning: the following scene may be disturbing to the tender hearted - Coni and her victims have arrived home and Coni has thrown all of Mau's clothes onto the bed. She orders the kids to pack Mau's bags. When Danny cries she viciously mocks the poor child. Coni cruelly stands over them shrieking insults while they pack the suitcase. She tells them they'd better start respecting her and stop calling her the mummy because she is the only person they have. She insists Mau is Furia and when Aldo says she's crazy she tells him that after tonight she's leaving his father forever. This marriage is over!

Back at the party Lalo maintains his interest in Arni while Arni tries to maintain his distance. In short, Lalu makes a play for Mr. Clean and is rebuffed. Sadly for Lalu Arni is not gay. Poor Lalu jumps up crying, oh no it can't be, and runs off reminding himself to squeeze his buttocks when he runs. Wow, I can't believe I just translated that. Anyway, he goes to cry on Xime's shoulder and she comments that perhaps he has saved himself because loving a Klunder is calamitous for the corazón. Auch.

Beto tells Mau he helped him because they are fighting partners, a team. Beto very eloquently tells Mau that the feelings that he had for Monita that caused him to do stupid things out of jealousy are the same feelings that now compel him to do the right thing. He knows to his bones that Mau/Furia loves Moni more than anything. Furthermore, he has to admit he is completely in love with Coni. "Mauricio, I love your wife," he emphasizes, "but she doesn't want to be with me." Mau tells Beto this is the first time they have spoken honestly with each other, man to man. Beto adds he wants to be together with Coni and Betito because he knows the kid is his. Beto proposes a deal, Mau helps him get Coni and Beto will help Mau win back Monita. The soul brothers shake on it and share a man hug. Awww...

And the closed captions are back!! I somehow feel like I need to thank Carlos. Carlos, thanks for writing Univision and for the moral support. I now attack my recap with renewed vigor!

Mau tells Beto he's awesome. Beto confidently says true, that's what everyone says, but why is Mau saying it? Mau says Beto was a detestable pain and did things that made Mau want to split Beto's skull, but now Beto is behaving in a way that redeems Mau's faith in humanity. Beto thinks Mau is his hero for doing all he did just to be close to the woman he loves. OK boys, enough of the mutual admiration society, let's move it along.

Mau admits that he used to be secure in Monita's love for him but now he's not so sure because she has feelings for someone else, La Furia Enmascarada. Beto rightly points out that Mau and Furia are the same person. "But Monita doesn't know that," reasons Mau. When Moni told Furia that she was falling in love with him Mau became jealous of himself. (Tengo celos de mi mismo) Folks, I don't write this stuff, I just report it.

Mauricio was hoping Valentina would realized the true identity of Furia but now he fears that if she finds out he is the mysterious fighter she'll think he was tricking her. He fears he will lose her forever. Beto tells Mau to keep the faith, he knows Moni and she will never stop loving Mauricio.

Shoot, we're back at House of Horror where the Mummy's reign of terror continues. Danny cries that she wants to give her daddy a good night kiss. The Mummy points out that Mau is not their adopted father any more so they don't have a father at all, only her. Aldo begs to know why she is always so mean to them and Coni replies why do they always get in her way? Luisa requests can they at least call Mau to say goodnight? No, Coni doesn't believe in maudlin farewells and she orders the girls to their rooms.

Back at the party the remaining guests are slowing down, full of drink and dance. All except Jacqui who can party for three days, says Ximena. Arni yawns, Katia yawns, and Xime and Rolu dance cheek-to-cheek. Rolu suggests they pay the band extra to play a couple more hours so they can continue their happiness. How sweet, but Xime thinks it's really getting to be time to go; the megaparty was a success in spite of Coni. Rolu has become very romantic and doesn't want the night to end, but the scene ends with him giving her a whopper of a "goodbye" kiss.

Coni helps Aldo remove Mau's suitcases to the street. When he tells her she's mean she commands him to go to his room and not leave. She gives the suitcases a couple of hard kicks just as Tere and Ivan arrive in a cab. Ivan can see that Coni is posessed and he advises his exhausted abuela to say very little. It doesn't matter, Coni is steamrolling and Tere is in her path. She tells Tere that the suitcases are Mau's, he is kicked out of the house. Tere says Coni can't do that, it's Mau's house. Well, not only can Coni remove Mau but she can also fire a mere servant like Tere. Tere pleads that the children need her but Coni has a heart of dry mummified dust and isn't swayed. Tere must leave with Ivan, cannot go inside to claim her belongings, and has to turn over the keys NOW. Ivan takes the keys and throws them at the mummy's feet. Tere begs one more time to kiss the children goodbye. Coni cruelly refuses and smiles to herself. Thankfully this is the last we see of Coni tonight.

Time for a little happiness and Beto admiring his physique while wearing Mau's too-long clothes does the job nicely. Beto also wants to borrow one of the Furia costumes but Mau doesn't think it's a good idea for him to be seen around the neighborhood dressed as Furia. Nieves and Monita might start asking questions. Mau remembers the look of rancor and sadness that Moni gave him earlier that evening.

Moni is home recalling Coni's accusations that Mau and Furia are the same person. Estrella snaps her out of it and tries to convince Moni it simply can't be. Moni says Coni was so certain it makes her suspicious but Estre says Coni was just seeking attention. Then she pushes the right button by suggesting they get something to eat, how about some tamales? Moni doesn't want to leave but orders two tamales, one sweet (yum, I love those!) and one with rajas (strips of roasted pepper).

Moni becomes thoughtful and pulls out a magazine that has Mau's picture in it. Then she remembers telling Furia his eyes remind her of someone. She takes a bottle of white-out and starts, well, whiting out. She takes green marking pen and draws Furia's mask around Mau's eyes, leans back and gasps, "those are his eyes, Furia is Mauricio!" Hooray, she smiles!!

Beto is still at the cocoon having a grand time, now spinning around on one of the chairs and thanking Mau for giving him the suit. I think he means the Furia costume because Mau says he can have it but he can't take it right now. Beto is super excited about fighting again with Mauricio. He's going to press that damned porcupine (Don Cesar) to give them a contract. They can fight together and then make some luchador films. He even includes Estrella in his plans as an extra of course. Mau is somewhat better at prioritizing than Beto. Before they plan their film careers he needs to take care of his divorce. He wants Beto to testify in front of a judge.

Estrella returns with the tamales blabbing a mile a minute that she ran into Nieves and Don Cesar, Beto is kicked out of the house and not around the neighborhood. Estre chows down but Moni has lost her appetite, she can't stop thinking about what the Mummy said. When Furia left Mau showed up. When Mau left Furia returned. Estre suddenly displays an unnatural interest in the contents of her tamale but Moni keeps talking. Moni wonders why Estre was completely obsessed with Furia and then suddenly lost all interest. Estre reminds Moni about Aldo, she loves him remember? Ah, Moni thinks the fact that Estre found Aldo hanging around Furia's warehouse is also suspicious. Estre jumps up and tells Moni to stop looking for something where nothing exists.

Beto asks Mau will he have to tell lies? Mau assures him all he has to do is tell the truth about his relationship with Coni, that they were lovers before and after her marriage to Mau. "Like when we went to New York?" asks Beto. Mau is surprised, Beto went to New York with her? "Er...uh...yes and she paid for my ticket", adds Beto. Whatever, Mau tells Beto he should tell the judge not only about their relationship but that Coni doesn't love the kids, she can't stand them. Beto agrees, gives Mau a hug and returns to his big plans on their luchador film.

Moni continues telling Estrella about all the clues she overlooked. There was that one time at the gym where Don Cesar tried to cover up for why Mau was there. Estre keeps denying. Moni grabs the magazine and shows her, they are Mau's eyes under Furia's mask! Estre denies and denies, Mau has bigger eyes, clearly not him. Moni becomes weary of the game and confronts Estre point blank. "You already knew that Furia and Mau are the same person, didn't you?" That's what I like about this show, people listen and people ask questions.

Mañana - Moni decides to have a little fun with Mauricio for tricking her. Jero and Oski wake up in bed together and it ain't Jacqui happily planted between them. Surprise...it's Lalu!!!

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From yesterday
Gabriel and Paula are talking about Roberto. Gabe wants to know if she is in love with him. (Like it's any of your business). She says no. He's married. He says that she and Roberto are not in the same class. She reminds Gabe that MJ and Alex are not in the same class either and she's come away with a pretty sweet deal. FF>>.

Useless visits Roberto in the hospital. He tries to touch Roberto's hand but Robert pulls away. Useless wants him to help with Sandra.

Today:
Maura wants to know what Lissette's problem is. She says she is fine. Maura doesn't believe her and wants to know why she believes that. She says she doesn't hurt. Maura thinks Lissette looks tired and says she is going to the doctor.

MJ and Felipa are talking to the baby. Cuko barks outside the door. Poor Cuko. They talk baby talk to Tony. FF>>

Katia runs into Bruno outside. He pushes her away. She says she is bored. Bruno wants to know who Elena is. She says she met her when she was at her Tio's and they hung out together. Bratia says she talked about Sandra. His ears perk up. He kisses her. Hmmmm...somebody is scheming again.

Katia and Bruno walk in the house together. Fernando looks pissed. Katia gets a hug from Victoria but she snubs Bruno.. Fernando just glares at him. He grabs Katia and takes her home. Bruno says the only one honest in this family is him. Alex laughs (as does Viewerville. Actually my laugh was more of a snort. If I had been drinking milk it would have come out of my nose just like when my brothers would make me laugh at the dinner table. But I digress). Alex lists all the “honest” things Bruno has done. Let's see, Married MJ under a false name,,,check, tried to kill him...check, trying to take over the company...check, killing the judge...check, putting Pedro in jail. Sounds pretty honest to me. Victoria gets in between them. Damn! I was hoping for a good fight. Bruno practically stomps his little foot and says I want to be the president or nothing. (Maybe when pigs fly big boy!) Alex, says uh, ok dude, then you get nothing! Bruno wants Victoria to go against Alex. Bruno mistakenly thinks it is his right as the oldest son. She tells him he is not honest like he says. She believes that he is wicked and hateful. How can you say that about me? Waaaaa! Big baby.

Victoria is upset and wants Felipa to call Fernando.

Useless and Maura are talking. Bruno walks up and wants to know what is going on.
Alex is holding Tony. He wakes up MJ and tells her Tony is hungry, Lots of baby talk. She prepares to nurse. Where is her big ugly nursing bra with the flaps that hide the little pads that keep you from leaking through your clothes? They talk about how happy they are with each other with the baby . The baby nurses quietly. How sweet....Yawn...

Maura warns Useless to be careful of Bruno.

Next day Team Alex is eating breakfast. MJ wants to go visit her dad. Victoria thinks it is too early for the baby to travel. The helicopter is ready. Alex and Paula head off to visit Pedro.
Fer would really like Bratia to go back to school. Uh, no! Work? (Are you serious?) Of course she doesn't want to do that. He says she can't just sit around doing nothing all day. She says Maura does it. Fer tries to impress her with all the things that Maura has done. Bratia is so impressed—NOT. She still wants him to buy her a car. She begs and begs and begs. Shut the he!! up already. Fer will buy her a car if she does something that I didn't hear because I turned down the sound. You know she is serious because she pinky swears.

We switch to Sandra still in a coma. I didn't even have to look up because I heard the techno music. The nurse is giving her something in her IV tube. Elena wants to know what it is. The nurse says it is something the doctor has prescribed. Elena calls Useless and wants to know what is going on. He wants to take the child so MJ will go along with the plan.

Back at the lab whats-his-name is playing with his-- mouse. Elena comes in and asks him what that is on his computer screen. He says they are images of Sandra's brain. He explains something to her and says he wants to treat it with electroshock therapy.

Alex and Paula are at the jail with the Abogado. Chucho is there talking to Pedro. The background noise was really loud so I missed some stuff. Pedro wants to know how the girls are. Chucho says they are doing as well as expected. Paula is shouting for her dad. He's happy to see her. Alex wants Chucho to ride with them in the helicopter but Chucho says no way is he getting into that death trap. Alex laughs.

Maura shows up at Lombardo Construction. She makes an impatient gesture for the guard to open the door. He shakes his head at her rudeness. She asks Mari if her office is ready. That doesn't sound good. She wants to see Alex and Mari tells her he's not in and doesn't know where he is. Abogado says he will serve a minimum of 6 months. Everyone wants to help him but, ever the victim, he's ready to accept the 6 months. Paula shows him a picture of the baby.
Maura is bellowing for Mari and runs into Fernando. She takes him into her office. She thinks she needs a secretary. What about Katia? Uh oh. I think that's a bad idea. She wants to know where Alex is. He's gone to talk to his father-in-law. She comments on how much scandal the family has caused.

EZ is waiting for Alex when they arrive home. MJ want to know how her dad is doing.

Katia is visiting with Lissette. She want to go have fun and Lissette doesn't really want to go. Bratia drags her out the door.

Alex is talking to MJ and she wants to know how her dad is doing. He's in the jail. He's doing the best that he can. She is upset and cries. He puts the baby to bed. He doesn't want MJ to cry. They are doing what they can. Shes worried that Tony isn't getting enough milk and they talk about bottle feeding.

One month later
The baby is in his room. Everyone is fussing over him. Victoria is congratulating MJ on the nursery. The nurse is there (not a nun. I'm so disappointed). More fussing over the baby. Alex drags her out of the room.

Did Baby Tony breathe a sigh or was that just me?

Bruno and Katia are congressing. (Apparently Bruno needs more info.) Katia mentions something about Useless and her brother but I just couldn't catch it all so please fill in.

Fer is talking to Victoria in a snit. He says she never has time for him. What a whiney baby. He wants her to have time for him. He hears that Hernan is there. She has to go. For Hernan you have time but not for me. You always tell me you are busy. Victoria says she has to talk to him about Raquel. Fernando.shut.up.

Hernan supposedly comes to talk about Raquel but he puts the moves on Victoria. She doesn't want to talk about it right now. He loves her sincerely. He wants her to give him the opportunity. She can only think of her daughter. He's always thinking about her and her happiness. Ack!
MJ and Alex are getting in some quality time it looks like. She doesn't like Tony being in the other room. Dun, dun, dun.

Victoria is telling Felipa Raquel is coming home and she and Felipa are hiding all the alcohol. Victoria thanks Felipa for her help. They will search the house and get every bottle.
Victoria is talking to Roberto. There is nothing more they can do for her. She thinks Roberto should live in the chalet and Raquel in the house.

Victoria goes to pick up Raquel. She still sounds hateful. Hard to hear the conversation. She wants to know if Robert accused her. Victoria tells her no.

Pedro runs into Rufino in the jail. What a coincidence. I guess Rufino didn't get out as promised and wants to know what is going on. Pedro doesn't know anything. Rufino puts the beat-down on Pedro. Poor Pedro. The guards show up and break it up.

Back at the house Raquel is already mouthing off. Raquel wants to go back to her house. Victoria thinks it is better to live at the house with her. They need to watch her. She might go buy alcohol. Duh, you think?

Lissette isn't hungry. Maura wants to know what she is going to do. She'll go to the doctor when when she wants to.

Victoria is telling Felipa that Raquel wants to live in the Chalet. She's afraid she'll drink and affect the baby. Raquel is frantically searching for alcohol. She's going crazy. I say give her some antabuse. That might settle her down. Raquel calls EZ. She wants alcohol. Ez says no way. She doesn't care. She wants it and she wants it now. (Like brother, like sister.) She runs over to Bruno's house looking for alcohol. Ah, score! She is overjoyed.

Chucho is coming to visit Pedro and finds out he is in the infirmary. There was an altercation. Pedro looks pretty bad. Chucho is allowed to visit him. Chucho is not happy and wants to know who did this to him. He says it was Rufino. He's the one to who turned him in. Pedro doesn't want to worry Alex. He wants to know how everyone is doing.

Alex arrives home in the helicopter. He gets a call from the abogado who tells him that Rufino, the one who turned in Pedro, beat the crap out of him and Pedro is in the infirmary.
Paula is in the hospital feeding Roberto. He wants to know if she's seen Raquel. He tells her that he gets out of the hospital tomorrow. He wants to know if Useless has talked to Raquel. She says she doesn't think so.

Alex wants to know how Tony is doing. He's fine of course. In fact, he is the only real baby in the show not acting like a baby, but a perfect angel. Alex reminds her that they can now get married. She can't get married with her dad in the carcel. Recording ends.

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