Caray, Caray!

We pick back up with Gavi in "Spagetti Warehouse" Paris, she tells the good hearted and not a perv, Don Venuto her tale of woe. Don V, offers her a place to stay, no strings attached. He shows her to a nice comfortable room, with a door you can bolt from the inside.

Meanwhile, over in London, Aaron makes his statement that basically if Rod doesn't like the ladies, he can explore other options. I know this is totally non PC, but seriously I was thinking the same thing last week, before he sowed his oats in the Agave Fields. Anyway the boys are wailin on each other, Rod is on top...choke hold and forces Aaron to cry "Uncle". Rod picks up his books (he always has books, he is such a good boy) and goes off to his room. Aaron punches a few pieces of funiture.

The next day, Don Venuto is walking down the street singing in Italian, he enters the Spagetti Warehouse & goes to the kitchen, Gavi is doing dishes and he presents her with a ticket to London, plus some dinero & I think some clothes. This guy is just too good. At the airport the Don tutors her on London, he tells her about the Universities, try Cambridge and Oxford and if that doesn't work, try Hogwarts. (nah not really). But she practices saying Cambridge & Oxford & our little heroine is ready to find her baby Daddy.

We also get some scenes of a gull flying around the Eiffel...subtle, the gull flying freely..okay I get it.

Now in Mexico Granny Pilar is having coffee with Roberto, he talks about the fine name of Montalvo in the tequila business, Granny Pilar plans to spend the rest of her life with the kids and grandkids, and maybe in her free time get a little work done around her eyes.

Now at an aeropuerto, Rod's padres, Felipe and Constanza, plan to get on the family jet. I think they are going to see Daniela in her big Broadway debut. We see the plane take off, it is an awesome jet, working in the aviation field I can tell you these folks are loaded.

Back to London, Gavi is in a University asking if they have a Rodrigo Montalvo registered there.
Meanwhile we are getting a PSA about give a hoot don't pollute, those crazy Europeans, the next thing you know, they'll try and tell us Global Warming is real. Anyhow, the receptionist is speaking English with a heavy Spanish accent, yet she is trouble communicating with Gavi. Finally Gavi gets it that Rod is not a student there. She goes out to the streets and wanders around, we see Big Ben & some statue I should probably know but don't. There is Rod like 1/2 a block behind her, he puts a pop-bottle in a recycle bin, & we get the second part of the PSA, they have one for plastics, one for paper and so on. Rod is walking around and feeling a strange sensation, hee hee hee, young love. Gavi is on one corner and he is on the opposite...she calls his name, Rod chuckles to himself, thought bubbles, "Now I hear her voice". I'm all like AssHat look up it's Gavi, like I didn't see this already and know what's coming. Once again physics and fate drop an Anvil on me, you can't change destiny. Gavi runs out in the street, she is barely missed by one car, & Smack...in a collision that would put Wiley Coyote to shame, she is flipped up in the air, somersauts a couple of times and smack back down on the pavement. Rod sees someone got hurt but he can't see her face. At this point three judges on the side walk give Gavi a 10, a 9.5 and another 10. Okay Okay I made that up, crowds rush towards her, one is a Nun.
This makes me very thankful that after the dark years of the Reformation, Catholicism was once again allowed in England. Rod is going to go look, but his phone rings. It is his Uncle, oh all the fates have turned against him, his parents have died in an airplane crash, Rod rushes off to return to Mexico, never knowing his gull just got her wings clipped.

In Mexico, Bruno hangs up with Rod, his wife Fedra, is doing some serious eye-rolling, she thinks this whole funeral thing is going to be a buzz-kill.

The cop on the street tells the Nun he thinks Gavi is dead.
Cut to the hospital...Gavi has multiple fractures, the doctor says she is strong, but he doubts she'll live thru the nite. If she does she needs an operation, there is a cervical problem. I'm not sure if they are referring to the female cervix or the neck, but whatever it is, the problem is muy grave.

Now we are in a funeral home in Mexico, Bruno & the lovely Fedra de Ville are there with Daniella. There are two coffins (open) and this really confuses me, cause it was a jet crash, I'm not really sure there would be much to put in them, but anyway, Daniella is quite overcome. Bruno is trying to steady everyone, Daniella, his mother, while his ever supportive wife, Fedra is smirking in the background.

Sofie, Rod and Aaron come in, Sofie and Rod proceed to go to the coffins crying and looking into the coffins. After some sobbing Rod says he is going to stay in Mexico. Fedra then pressures Aaron to say he too will stay. Minnnnnnnnerrrrrva comes in and Fedra, puts the heat on telling Minnie to get Aaron to stay. Now, Isadora, Minnie's bestest evah friend comes in and takes one look at Rod who is coffin gazing and is all like "Me likey, Me wantey", she tells Minnie she is hawt for the Rod. I just gotta say here, I find this Isadora chick rather disturbing, she is like what a Barbie doll would look like if she was life size and Mattel made the "Trophy Whore Barbie", her hair is kinda that creepy plastic looking hair too. Aaron remarks to his father that he wants to stay in Mexico and handle the business from DF while his father handles the New York side, his father say no forget it, it seems Bruno is a bit leary of Aaron.

Okay back at "Grey Coat Hospital", Gavi makes it thru the night, the Nun begs the doctor to operate. Whatever he operated on, it was a sucess & Gavi is rolled to a room with her arm and leg in casts.

Now back in Mexico they are putting these little wooden boxes on a shelf in a room. I don't know, maybe it is the remains, maybe that is all that was left...maybe those boxes were what was in the coffins. Ugggg I'll never know & I thought I paid pretty good attention during "Six Feet Under", but this one baffled me. I mean couldn't they have just buried them under the Tequila Tree with Gramps?

One month later......
Clara is visiting the Tequilla plantation, she has come to ask Roman if there is a letter from Gavi, but Roman says no. She can't understand why and Roman tells her Rod's parents died in a plane crash and he is in Mexico City...Oh No, Where is Gavi?

Clara goes to find the pervy creepy photographer that started this whole overseas debacle, she bangs on his door, but no answer. The nosy neighbor lady "Mrs. Roper", comes down and Clara asks her if she knows where the man is & that he set her daughter up as a model in Europe. Mrs. Roper laughs in her face and says her daughter is a "golfa" which I believe to indicate she is a whore & she is working at a whore house. Well them's fighting words, the fight is on, much to the delite of all the neighborhood nacos & nacas, who are watching. Two men try to separate them but to no avail.

The Nun is sitting by Gavi (who looks pretty good), but she has been in a coma for a month, the Nun calls her by her passport name which is like MariAngela or something.

Aaron and Minnnnnnerrrrrva are at what looks to be the "Club", she is yammering on about the wedding, Aaron looks so thrilled, Minnie tells him that ole Isadora is enamoured with Rod & Aaron is like good luck with that, she will only be disappointed and I'm not talking about his table manners, but Minnie isn't gonna take no for an anwser.

Back in Mexico, Rod is talking to Daniella & Sofie the parasite. Sofie says he has to be responsible for their fortune. She thought bubbling impregnate someone, anyone, I can't do manual labor...that reminds me of Mr. James, her english ex. Clara did ask Roman about going to see Mr. James, but Roman said he was all over the country side trying to learn the finer points of Tequila, maybe he is hold up in some sleazy hotel with a bottle and a chick named Rosa, after Sofie it would be a well deserved vacation.

Care of the land was passed from Felipe to Rod and he is going home in March to see to the land...a knowing glance passes between he and Daniella, she knows he is going home to see Gavi.

Aaron is trying to drag Rod out of the house, but Rod says no, but Aaron pulls him along, Minnie steps out of a car and Rod says hello, then the dead painted chick from "GoldFinger", steps out of the car, no I'm wrong it is Trophy Whore Barbie, or Isadora if you want to be PC. I dunno I think maybe Rod is a little impacto, but not much.

Back at the hospital Gavi opens her eyes, I think she sensed TWB was sniffin around her man.
She is dazed and confused, the Nun calling her by her passport name, starts asking questions..she remembers that she is in London and says she was looking for her baby Daddy, Rod...She remembers the accident..yep now I have seen it three times, she's up, a near perfect flip, ah she needs to work on that descent. The Nun tells her she has been out for a month. Gavi asks about the baby and the Nun tells her she lost the baby. Gavi wails in despair...
So let's see yes, in the matter of like a few months Rod has lost his virginity, grandfather, both parents, & his child & his beloved Gavi is missing...
The End

Then the recap before the previews and guess what...I get to see Gavi airborne again.

A special shout out to England and Universal Health Care...Good job well done.

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