Tuesday, September 30, 2014
La Gata #22 Tuesday 9/30/14- La Suplicación
Tonight's recapping theme: loose translations
Inspired by: Julia and Blue Lass
At Rita's
Fernando: Keep your pie-hole shut! I'll reveal my identity when I'm ready!
Rita: I can keep a secret!
Fernando: You better!
Rita (to self): Wow, it's getting all resurrection of the dead up in this jacal. But hey! My cards were correct! I still got it!
Fernando (to self): Hijaaaaa! I want to tell you everything!!!! Give me strength!
Gata's
Gata is reading The Hunger of Memory by Richard Rodriguez) when Fernando stops by (Song: Mi Niña by José José.)
Fernando: Your dad was my BFF
Gata: Whaaaa?
Fernando: Rita said you has some of his letters.
Gata: Yup. Right here in this box. Look! Here's my mom!
Fernando: Blanca!
Gata: Whaaa? You knew her?
Fernando: Yup. I loved her as much as your dad did.
Gata: Did my dad die?
Fernando: NO! I just lost touch with him. I want to help you! Pleeeeaaasseee????? Let me!
Gata: No.
Fernando: We will find your dad!
Gata: I'm still staying here.
Martinez Negrete Complex
Augie parks his car. Fernando looks on.
Fernando: You suck. You will pay!
Flashback: We sentence you to 30 years!!!
Augie: Who the hell are you?!
Gata's
Gata: What do you want now Rita?
Rita: Forgive meeeeeeeeeee!
(Rita thought bubbles: I will NOT be left out of this jackpot!)
Back at the MN complex
Fernando: You will all pay for what you did to Esmeralda!
Augie: Oh! so you're the new sugar daddy!
Fernando: You are so dead!
Fernando's Hideaway (sorry)
Fernando: Esme is my daughter!!
Damian: Whaaaa?
Fernando: Esmeralda HAS to come live here!!
Daminan: Maybe you should tell her the truth?
Fernando: NOOOO!!! But you need to convince her!
MN Complex
Lowrentza: You will listen to me!
Mariano: NO!
Lowrenzta: Augie! Stop him! He's in love with the Gata!
Augie: Whaaa?
Mariano: I will not let you bully me like you do Pablo!
Augie: My blood pressure!
Lowrentza: What's wrong!
Augie: I don't know if our new neighbor is FDLSC (Fernando de la Santa Cruz), but he's bad news! He has sworn to defend La Gata!
Gata's-Interior
Mariano: What the hell am I doing here? I've got to tell her how I feel!
Gata: What the hell are you doing here? Get out!
Gata's-Exterior
Mariano: Heeey! What are you doing with my car?
Garabato: Shake him down good, boys!!
Gata's
Damian and Jarocha: C'mon! Go live with the guy!
Gata: NO! I don't want to take advantage!
Fernando's Office
Damian: Dude, if you would just tell her the truth, it will be easier to convince her!
Fernando: NO! I want to clear my name. I know! I'll ask your
Fernando's Kitchen
Fernando: Meche, please convince Esmeralda to live here.
Meche: Are you sure you aren't a perv?
We interrupt this recap for a long-winded conversation between Meche and Damian. See episodes 17-20
Hallway-MN Complex
Lowrentza: Are you ready to ask Monica to marry you?
Pablo: Already?
Lowrentza: Yes! Now's the time to make it official.
Pablo: (Folds like a cheap suit) Ok.
MN Complex-Exterior
Mariano: Like a good neighbor State Farm está...
Pablo: Duude! Your car!
Mariano: I don't wan't to talk about it.
Recapper: Duude! Pablo you D.A! Think! When was the last time you saw a car damaged like that?
Fernando's Hideaway-Exterior
Fernando: (watching the MN house) One day all that will belong to my daughter! I swear!
Meche: I'm off to go metiche-ing!
Gata's
Gata: Hola Meche! Help me! I need your advice! Should I accept Fernando's offer?
Meche: Reconsider the offer. He can be like a father for you and an abuelo for the children.
MN Living Room
Monica: Ring! Yes!
Monica's Dad: If it makes our princesita happy, we're happy!
Pablo: (Folds like cheap suit) I'll do everything to make her happy (despite my depressive, maudlin tone.)
Lowrentza: Hot damn and pass the champagne!
Fela's
Gata: I'm moving to a new house, but I'll still come visit and help. Maria, your dad was a jerk who treated you like Rita treated me. Will you and Fela take care of each other?
Maria: Yes.
Fela: (Confused to Maria) Yes, I'll take care of you my daughter Renata. (Confused to Gata) Or are you my daughter?
Gata: No, Fela. I'm not your daughter. But I wish you were my mom.
Fernando's Office
Damian: Dude, we really need to tell Meche.
Fernando: No. I don't want anyone to know. I need to win her over.
Damian: A real Cinderella story.
Fernando: They call her La Gata. Well, I'll teach her how to be a REAL Gata and no one will mess with her again.
Moving Day
Jarocha: I'll miss you! But you go girl! You make the most of this!
Gata: I'll never forget my roots! Check out my box o' memories!
Jarocha: Heeeey, your mom looks like Fela
Gata: Heeeey...she does!
Jarocha and Gata: Aren't we silly? Hahahahahaha!
Recapper: Yeah. Laughing my butt off. Damn ya'll are dull as a box a rocks.
Gata: Fernando thinks one day I can be even better than the MN's
Jarocha: I believe it!
Fernando's Living Room
Fernando: Welcome to Fantasy Island!
Principe: Teh Plane! Teh Plane!!!
The tour
Fernando: Your room! New clothes! I want to make you over! Pablo will fall all over himself and you can reject him like he did you.
Gata: I adore Pablo. Maybe I can forgive him one day. I don't want to hurt him, though.
Recapper: We all know you are going to forgive him no matter what he does. What do you mean "maybe"?
Principe: dammit! Put me down!!
More tour
Fernando: Adjoining bedrooms!
Gata: Cool!
Fernando: The kids are the grandchildren of a Marquez.
Gata: Rita told me.
Fernando: Yup. He got it in Spain.
Gata: I only knew him through his letters.
Fernando: Blanca was a gran amor for him.
Gata: What was my dad's name?
Fernando: He'll tell you when he's here. Let's just call him Marquez.
Princip: For.the.love. PUT ME DOWN!
Hallway MN Complex
Pablo: What's up, mom.
Lo: What are you doing back so soon?
Pablo: being engaged is boring. All she talks about is the wedding. I'm not sure I can take it. I only agreed to it to make Esmeralda jealous!
Shopping montage.
Avances
THE MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Previous: Episode 21
Next: Episode 23
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I love that they have decided to make Mariano such an interesting character.
However: Principe abuse! That's all I noticed during the last 15 minutes. Couldn't even concentrate on the dialogue. Why didn't Maite just put the poor cat on the floor? The animal was clearly in distress and twisting around upside down. Geez! It's not a purse, it's a cat.
But moving on, I agree the Mariano is the most interesting character. And Pablo is now sighing that he didn't know getting married would be so much trouble. Poor Monica, what is it about his listless expression that she doesn't get?
J in Oregon
"I love that they have decided to make Mariano such an interesting character." Yes, someone needs to be an interesting character, might as well be dark horse Mariano. At least he talks back to Mumsy and Daddy.
Had to laugh at Rita coming to La Gata in groveling mode. "Maybe I was a little hard on you sometimes." Ha!
Looking forward to the makeover results.
So...Is anyone wondering what the point of the Mariano shake down was for? We've already had a scene like that with Pablo so we get it: the dump is a dangerous place. I just didn't see much point in it especially since Pablo didn't connect any dots. I guess he will later.
You keep coming up with whippy, inventive formats for your recaps. Thank you so much for your hard work.
I have felt that Pablo's actions are explainable by his lack of worldly experiences and leading a sheltered life.
His comment to his mother last night that he was only doing the novio thing to make Esme jealous made me angry. He is so vacuous that he thinks it is acceptable to toy with people's emotions, cause them to do the hard work and planning for a wedding, and spend who knows how much money for a little vengeance? Before, I thought him to be a spineless twit, but this is descending into the level of narcissism or sociopathy.
Now that Lorenza knows how her dear Pablo swings, will she step in with some mature decisions? (Here I put a strong rubber band on my wrist and snap it ten times in rapid succession: This is a tn for God's sake.)
Both sons want to be like their esteemed daddy? On some levels they already are.
Monica, you will have a better chance of finding happiness if you sneak into the men's room at a low class bar and write "For a really good time call Monica at 000-555-4723" on the wall.
David
Speaking of cats, I like cats but I've seen enough of principe to get the point of why he's in the story. For me he's a distraction because whenever he is in a scene my eyes are on him. Wish he'd begone but not forgotten.
I really enjoy the insightful comments on this TN. No matter what TN I watch, I just tend to let everything wash over me as I sit slack-jawed in front of the TV. I am pretty passive and don't think about things very much.
Then I read comments and I find myself saying "heeeey! That's so true!" and "Wow!! I didn't even think about it that way!"- "He is so vacuous that he thinks it is acceptable to toy with people's emotions, cause them to do the hard work and planning for a wedding, and spend who knows how much money for a little vengeance?" is just one such comment.
It has me wondering about El Sil as well. Right now we are all supportive of his vengeance. Will he cross any lines? What will we think then?
They kind of did the same thing with the monkey on CI. I always wondered why he was there.
There was no reason for Principe's appearance last night and he clearly didn't want to be there, either.
David, Pablo is a narcissist. He digs the attention, all 6 feet of his passive/aggressive self. He got his mama jerking on a string and god, poor Monica.
Rita - I did it for your own good
Mariano - I wanted a dudes car anyway
Garabato - like candy from a baby
Meche - open mouth, insert sock
Pablo Pan - I'm "More popular than Jesus"
Fernando - "And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!"
Augie - don't go, die on us and spoil the fun
Principe - I need a Valium
I agree with you all about Mariano. I feel like he is the only complex character in this TN. Every other characters' personalities are set, but Mariano's is fluid. I am really excited to see where this leads. Pablo is just so mopey!
Caroline, I have such a hard time trying to capture in words exactly how wimpy/mopey/dopey/dumb Pablum Pan is. (Actually, I have a hard time capturing anything with words.)
"We interrupt this recap for a long-winded conversation between Meche and Damian. See episodes 17-20" Word. He didn't even say anything so significant that she believed him, she just...gave in.
"Duude! Pablo you D.A! Think! When was the last time you saw a car damaged like that?" I don't even know why I expected the words to come out of his mouth..."Hey, this reminds me of that time I...." Dim bulb.
"If it makes our princesita happy, we're happy!" Which explains why she was wearing that hot pants/unitard thing.
"Yeah. Laughing my butt off. Damn ya'll are dull as a box a rocks." Seriously...she's got dirt and unbrushed hair. It's like Clark Kent's glasses, apparently.
"Principe: dammit! Put me down!!"
"Princip: For.the.love. PUT ME DOWN!" HE NEVER EVEN GOES ANYWHERE WHEN SHE PUTS HIM DOWN OUTDOORS! WHAT, DID SHE THINK HE'D GET LOST IF HE DIDN'T GO ON THE TOUR?! Get that cat a pillow and a sunbeam already and leave him the hell alone! FREE PRINCIPE!
As for Mariano...I did kick him in the shins for saying he wouldn't let his parents do to him what they did to Pablo. Hey, jerkface...your parents AND YOU! You helped! So if you're going to be all rebellious and crap, then start by telling your brother the truth!
Sara, gracias! I thoroughly enjoyed this recap and annoyed the hell out of my cat by laughing so hard.
Not sure why no one can recognize that Fela is the woman in the pic. It's SO obvious!
Back to the novella, can't wait for tonight to see the makeover. I am still moving and will join all of you on the West Coast patio when I get settled in.
Yes, it really was MUST SEE TV.
Before I comment on anything, I have to say GREAT JOB SARA!!! How many great lines were there? I lost count but here are just a few
Rita thought bubbles---I will not be left out of the jackpot.
Fernando's Hideaway---That's good but I'm sticking with Venganza Central.
I will not let you bully me like you do Pablo. So there's only one Pablum?
I know! I'll go ask your metiche mom, Meche.
Pablo folds like a cheap suit. He has earned his name Pablum.
Meche: I'm off to go metiche-ing
Ya'll are welcome to fantasy island.
Principe didn't need to be there.
Yes he did, it was moving day.
Principe will make out just fine.
No more dirty mice to eat, from now on, it's Fancy Feast all the way.
At first it was thought that Principe had been drugged because he seemed so quiet. Now he's frisky so he isn't drugged , he's just being abused. Oh Please! Principe probably gets more love and affection while on the set than most cats can ever dream of.
J in Oregon calls Pablo listless.
I say he was as cold as ice. Is
Monica blind? Yes I know---she thinks that she is such a woman that she will change him. Monica tears in the future???
David you crack me up---For a really good time call Monica at 000-555-4723.
She won't be getting a good time with Pablum that's for sure.
Last but not least---Tofie, your list today was pure gold.
The makeover---I can't wait for tonight.
the gringo
I need to protect MY computers from liquids now!
I'll be back for more comments! Gotta take the kids to lunch!
Oblivio (CI) proposed to his salvaje to get back at his family. Pablum proposed (for his family) to get back at his salvaje. SO clever and imaginative, writers ... NOT!
That's now how we treat our friends, Pablo.
FREE PRINCIPE!
Last night, as Hub was walking through the living room , he asked if cats were fighting. I told him that it was just one cat anxious to end an embrace. If you know anything about cats, you know that a swishing tail is NOT a sign of contentment. A snot to mention the crooning he was doing. . Why didn't Maite just put him down ?Gee whiz,
I am anxious to see the makeover of Miss Kitty, but I noticed that in the advances , we only got a view of the hair cutting and shots of her from the back. I liked seeing the three new dresses set out in her lovely new bedroom.
You have to give Rita credit for having an over abundance of nerve as she kissed up to Gata . Really, Rita ?
FREE PRINCIPE!!!
I'm thinking that Pablo needs to check into a monastery in the Tibetan Himalayas or something to get a brain tune-up. His mopey expression would fit in fine there.
I hope Monica can extricate herself from this sick joke of an engagement without too much mental or physical trauma. I really like her and can't stand how everyone around her is so callous to her wellbeing.
David
Jarocha is such a good egg. I wish that Kitty would ask FatherFerd to offer Jarocha a bedroom at the mansion. There is plenty of room. Fella should come , too. Maybe if she gets a shower and a comb Ferd would recognize her.
Maria just suddenly appeared on the scene. She was brought in when Kitty moved into Damian's old place to serve as a sort of nanny, and I guess the writers needed someone to serve as a companion / custodian for Fela since Kitty is moving on up.
Want a good time? Call Monica. I
never saw that one coming but I'm still laughing. Hilarious---You
get a gold star for that one David
the gringo
Vivi-Thanks for stopping by! I know how gun shy you were after CI. And it was pretty obvious who Maricruz was in CI, but no one seemed to notice. It must be a running theme with Ms. Mejia
emeraldrose-aw! I miss DaVinci! He did look pretty sleepy most of the time! I'm counting down to the makeover!
gringo-I would love to be in the same room watching with you, but the patio will have to do.
Kat-I like your idea of velvet pillows and fancy feast for Principe. He deserves it! FREE PRINCIPE
Susanlynn-I like Jarocha, too. I hope she ends up at the house somehow, too.
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