Monday, May 25, 2015
La Sombra del Pasado #70 The Puppetmistress Strikes Again!
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I can't wait to read it. Now back to writing my recap!
"Hum jumps bad and chews Padre J out but Padre meets him chomp for chomp!" -Loved your pun here (though for dogs sand b******, I'd keep the search to the Zapata house and Las Animas. Oops, there are pigs running LA)
"Aldonza cannot ignore the SHADOW of the doubt" - Mmm hmmm. They're certainly proving this TN title worthy.
"Eman recalls the conversation with the cold bitch Vale" -Seriously, that girl is ice cold.
Clarification points: Adelina threatens to tell Cris the truth, not Aldonza. Flavia sees Adriano checking out a random female passerby while she waits for the money. Silvia apparently heard me on the patio the other day and wants Joaq to deposit a little money, wait for Flavia to call demanding the full amount, and then go to where she's getting the money to have it out. She has a friend at the bank that she thinks can get them the info on where she's withdrawing the money (apparently it's not a joint account?).
Has all of Santa Lucia lost internet? Can they not discover with a google search that Cris and Aldonza can do the DNA test to find out if they're related? Pero, que estupidez! My beanie must be screwed too tight, because my face feels hot with outrage and disbelief just thinking about it!
Ugh, Pru. Just ugh.
And Renato didn't say squat.
Lila - I also meant to say that if I had your memory, I'd be over the moon! I have to rewatch things so many times sometimes to make sure I've got what happened down, and you pulled out an entire recap on one view?! Masterful.
I have to watch it once, then rewatch with pauses for time to write (and check facebook, and email, investigate the weird sounds the cats are making.)
I vote for stabbing Sev with the damn pin.
Aldonza wasn't questioning Adelina about the affair, because Adelina already told her about that some episodes ago. What Aldonza is questioning is Adelina's certainty that Ray is her dad. Dawkins had to admit that 1) when she came to town when Al was a baby, the affair was already underway, and 2) She doesn't know when the affair started. But she told Al that she's certain Rob would have told her something so important. Al is convinced that the sibling link is why Rob was so against her seeing Cris, just like Sever and Cande. She can't think of any other reason why her mother would have been so uptight about it. Of course, not knowing the other dark secrets her mother and Sever were keeping.
Dominga didn't know what was going on, but she was sure Cande was up to no good, since Adelina looked so upset. She basically just told Cande that karma is a bitch and it will come back to her. Cande just sniffed and flounder off.
I didn't think they needed Sev for the DNA. Yah! I could line up a whole bunch of these folks and slap 'em all silly, I tell you what! DOH!
Let me go fix that bit about who Adelina was going to tell!
Thank y'all so much! I may turn in now. I'm so used to the weekend recap and it's back to work after a few days off!
Thanks, and please point out anything else I missed.
Hey! Anybody else note a very subtle look of glee in Renato's face after Donnie asked him to deep 6 the marriage?
I have my last day of work tomorrow. I would much rather hang on the patio!
You got a great episode, Lila!
Also, under the assumption that these people really are this stupid, for such an important issue like this, you would think someone would suggest stealing Sev's DNA and getting a secret test done. Cris and him live together - it can't be too hard to grab a piece of hair from a brush or really anything w/ his DNA on it. They don't need his approval.
It's a shame that something so illogical like this is breaking the main couple up and watching their desperation at having no!way! to find out the truth was maddening. If only someone had 2 brain cells to rub together, our leads would be at the nearest lab settling this once and for all.
Here's to hoping PJ, who has shown promise in the 2+2=4 logic category, will suggest that Al and Cris test their DNA against each other but I'm not holding my breath.
Thanks Lila for your fast recap!
I know it's late and we may not get into this til tomorrow, but what do y'all think about Donnie's unilateral decision to annul? I'm sure Renato knows they don't need Sev for a DNA test! He wants the girl, so I don't expect him to have clued her in. He's cashing in on her dramatic impulsiveness but I'm like, you really want a chick like this and not Silvia? Sheesh!
Flavia definitely saw Adriano checking out that girl, and she wasn't happy about it. Really, she's leaving Joaquin for this loser?
Ok, I know: the possibility that her father raped her has basically stopped her brain. I suppose that makes sense; it would prob stop mine too. I just hope Silvia or PJ or SOMEONE kicks thistrain back into gear because this is SUCH a lame obstacle.
Cande is racking up some serious points in the negative column. Omg, when Cris finds out the truth about this lie - whoa baby! I don't know how she's even going to find the face with which to beg him for forgiveness for this one.
Also, I don't think Tomas mom has a name yet. At least, there's nothing on captions.
Thank you, Linda! This IS infuriating! Oh. My. Gosh! You know, if Al-Dunce-ah would think instead of running off in tears all the time, this whole damned thing could've been settled before the Disney commercial. Criminey!
They are not writing Donnie right! She can, as one of my friends noted, look her rapist in the eye, she's supposed to love Cris "with her whole soul" despite the fact his father raped her; she knows Cande is a lying, scheming shrew and she just let's Cande put her hand up her butt and operate her like a frickin' puppet!
Drives me nuts!!!!! She should have thought of the danged DNA without Sev thing or at least frickin' LISTEN and stop running away from Cris all the time.
It's about MY time to do some slappin': Slap some sense into that heffa's head!
You know what. Forget it. Me and Doris will comfort Cris. It's all good!
Yeah, I saw Ren's little smile. He better have failed bio when he was an undergrad, because not telling his client about this issue has gotta be a legal violation.
Linda - girl, you are on my wavelength! Anyone else up for selling slappy hands at the NM?
Lord Have Mercy! Ok. I'm open to some voices sympathetic to all the changes Donnie has been through. I may be being too hard on her. Padre or somebody needs to talk to her. I'm afraid, though, if they tell Padre about the rape he'll snatch that collar off and castrate Sev in the town plaza. Oh, wait. That's a GOOD thing!
Cris is due some more crying as we all know and he is so frickin' gorgeous when he cries and so sexy in his vulnerability that I don't mind Donnie blowing his mind for a few episodes.
I'm so shallow.
This remake is so good, I'm mad when they make these easily fixable moments of what feels like sloppiness!
"But what she needs to stop doing is making major life decisions right after she's received terrible news or something horrible has happened to her."
Didn't Rob kind of make snap decisions? Poor Aldonza did't have the greatest role model in that regard. And I love Adelina, but she sort of just went along with Rob...probably because she knew better than to argue. She seems to do a lot of the same with Aldonza.
I was glad to see Adelina's spunk tonight.
Poor Cris. He probably thought life was pretty sweet before he graduated and came back home to Hades Hacienda!
Ok, for reelz this time, y'all enjoy, I'll catch up with you in the morning.
Thanks, love my patio peeps!
YES! Please, lord, someone put her in timeout for even an hour and have someone sensible take over. Her constant, I've-made-up-my-mind-no-arguments! approach to things is making me want to slap her! Other people are involved; does she not understand this?
Lila - IKR! Cris is a really good crier! I feel like that's especially hard for galans, but I was totally feeling him in that scene.
Was anyone else surprised that he so readily told Eman what was up? Not that he doesn't or should'nt trust E, just that I don't think it's something most people would admit right away.
I'm sure there will be a ton of comments in the morning. I will enjoy reading and drinking coffee.
It's been such a nice night on the patio. I had talking donkeys on one of my shows, and funny rants from commenters on the other.
I had talking donkeys on one of my shows
...what? Lol, what show is this?
I am not liking Aldonza's suggestion that Cris go back to Val AND asking Renato get an annulment AND that Cris was drinking.
Val just might be able to pawn the baby off on Cris.
Drat.
...gah! I too am going to bed, in protest of my too tight beanie and how much the resultant drama is annoying me!
"Cande comes in to make sure the screws are tightly secured on the vice around his life."
What a perfect line!
" I swear Cris’s face looked just like Cande asked him to drop his pants and let her examine. . . .which is essentially the effect it had."
Yes. THat scene was just gross. Ew. Poor Cris.
"Okay, folks. I'm sorry. Recapper's privelege to gush over the galan: Cris is the prettiest crier I've seen since Fernando (Jaime Camil) in LaFea! Good gracious! Lord Have Mercy! Doris! I'm comin' to join ya honey, over at the Cougar table!"
Oh it looks like we need to open up the wrestling pit again. :-)
Fabulous work, Lila. Thank you so much.
I don't know if I have anything new to add, so I'll dogpile on the DNA comments. They don't need Severiano for the testing; only each other. Of course, it would also be a good thing if the padre volunteered his own DNA to prove that Aldonza is related to him. He should also be able to find a way to persuade Emmanuel to accompany them for moral support and... the argument that he should provide a blood sample to see if it matched any DNA in the hospital or in prison records. This would be the ultimate Grand Slam because that would show he does have family.
Emmanuel: "I got a sister from another Mister and a brother from another mother.... and they're in love with each other. How messed up is that?"
Valeria deserves a good spanking, something I suspect she never got from either of her parents. She has no empathy whatsoever and is a totally selfish bitch, just like her "aunt" Candela. Prudencia isn't much better, either. I can't wait for someone to catch her in flagrante delicto. That will be amusing.
Kudos to the comment about Renato being in too deep on a personal level to be Aldonza's lawyer. His lack of objectivity in this situation will be his undoing.
To Nina re yeseterday's comments: That was sheer speculation. There is no info on any of that and I never saw El Mananital.
I agree with all the stuff that has been said about DNA testing. You would not have had to flunk a COLLEGE biology course to miss this; you would have had to flunk a GRADE SCHOOL biology course, and never in your life have watched a crime show.
I can't believe how our resolute heroine has melted down into this unthinking mass of uncertainty.
I thought that Tomas mother said she was reading Psalm 69? SIXTY-NINE? The two would be lovers got a kick out of that. But the stuff she read sounded more like Genesis.
So now it looks like Renato is crossing into a shady place by withholding information? Oh, I hope not.
Cande keeps digging herself a deeper hell into which she will ultimately have to descend.
Ad is the only one so far who has been impervious to Sev's shooshing.
Thanks again Lila. I enjoyed every bit of your work.
David
Always fun to hear the vosotros form!
Amen, Vivi! Thanks to Satan we know when the affair started. I'm really glad that was cleared up.
Working my way down comments and scarfing breakfast before running off to work. . .if I don't get back until later, carry on! It'll be a nice after work treat!
I had been so impressed how modern and seemingly up to date we had things in this TN and then everybody goes all stupid on us. Cande pulling that rabbit out of her hat was super sized anvil worthy. Throwing Sev under the bus, yeah who cares, but doing that to your own son. I suspected she has stepped over that crazy bitch line awhile ago, and this seals it.
As for the DNA test--oh, I don't know. How about going up to the bathroom and grabbing some hair strands from Sev's brush. And definitely, they cold take the stupid test among each other...ok, we all know this whole thing is beyond lame and serving as a plot device for endless episodes. Grrrr.
Oh, Padre. Be careful. But wonder if we'll have some major incident, someone has rare blood, E-man matches either one and voila--one more seat at the family reunion table.
If Pru weren't such a witch, I could enjoy the Tomas scenes more. But after that baby comment, I'm off her.
Notice my comment page is different and acting all screwy this morning. Honestly....
Daisynjay
May comment box/page is screwy, too.
I appreciate all the work that goes into recapping. We are lucky to have folks that give so generously of their time... FOR FREE so we have a place to discuss and share.
THANK YOU.
You are welcome, David! The whole DNA thing is uber irritating, isn't it? Jeesh! If they can't figure out they don't need Sev for a DNA test then Vale can certainly pawn off her spawn on Cris, no problem!
I thought that Tomas mother said she was reading Psalm 69? SIXTY-NINE? The two would be lovers got a kick out of that. But the stuff she read sounded more like Genesis. I thought I heard that too, David! It was definitely Genesis! Oh, those two were being beyond naughty. I'm happy to see Pru getting in deeper with Tomas: it's going to make the fall of that hypocritical ho that much harder!
Tomas' faces, behind his mother's back when Pru was leaving, stole the whole show for me.
What kind if idiot is Cris? Has he never watched TV or movies? Dude, go get some hair from Sev's hairbrush and run that DNA yourself.
Seriously, if he is that dense and easily managed by his parents, he does not deserve anyone. Well, maybe Flavia ...
Oh Humberto, you will fry.
The Uriel/Irma scenes are the best done that I've ever seen in a telenovela. I'm sort of worried that Uri might commit suicide while he is in this depression.
Vivi - yes, "flounced" is a word, and I knew what you meant but enjoyed visualizing her floundering off, too. LOL
David - I heard *and* my CCs said "psalmo 69" but that was Genesis. I even looked it up to be sure. ;-) So much for bible study in SL. LOL
Sara - "I think Aldonza's snap decision is found on page 42 of the TN Operating Procedures manual. " Sad but true. LOL
I really feel for Mari. It's like she's losing her father, too.
Thank YOU! Daisy, Doris, Sara! Doris, thanks for saving me a place at the Cougar Table! Yah, Baby!
Y'all, re the DNA, I guess this is what happens when technology outstrips plot devices. We don't have to wait on injuries or illness and the need for transfusion of bodily fluids to find out folks are or are not related. I don't even blame Renato if he doesn't clue these dunderheads in. Jeezopete! I'm afraid we're all going to be banging our heads through another Vale/Cris hook up but you know what? I don't want Donnie messing over Renato!
Dang on it! Off to work!
About Psalm 69:
Oh Dios, sálvame, que las aguas me llegan hasta el cuello.
Me estoy hundiendo en un cieno profundo, y no hay dónde apoyarme. Me vi arrastrado a profundas aguas y las olas me cubren.
Me agoto de gritar, me arde la garganta, y mis ojos se cansan de esperar a mi Dios.
Más que los cabellos de mi cabeza son los que me odian sin motivo. Son más fuertes que yo los que con calumnias me persiguen. ¿Cómo devolveré lo que no he robado?
Save me, O God, for the waters have come up to my neck.
I sink in the miry depths, where there is no foothold.
I have come into the deep waters; the floods engulf me.
I am worn out calling for help; my throat is parched.
My eyes fail,looking for my God.
Those who hate me without reason outnumber the hairs of my head; many are my enemies without cause,those who seek to destroy me.
I am forced to restore what I did not steal.
The whole "water" allusion and enemies with unfounded hatred makes me wonder if it was more than the number the writers were going for.
Sara - thanks for looking up the Bible verses! Very appropriate for this TN!
UA - Emmanuel: "I got a sister from another Mister and a brother from another mother.... and they're in love with each other. How messed up is that?"
I definitely read that...then rapped it...then rapped it again dancing around the room.
(DJ HellaShelle spinning works by the Patio Peeps! The album, "Caray!Caray!" coming to the Naughty Melon in 2016!)
Rosemary Primera
I have to update the Karmageddon list with this latest one.
Over the weekend Several were saying that Cande's latest trick could not work because the patio peeps were busy doing a Roberta/Sev timeline and what Cande was asserting just did not pan out. I didn't pay any attention to the technical analysis
because I have seen enough novelas to know that using technical analysis and common sense or just plain ole reality often is not used in novela story plots. Cris and Donnie have to be separated so that they both will suffer a great deal of anguish while thinking of their love for each other all the time unknowingly moving toward an even greater love when it is all over and both are living in blissful harmony.
So, I knew that Candy's plot would do the trick no matter how lame her plot was. The BIG question is---where do we go from here? Will Cris marry Vile and accept Lardo's baby as his? This could very well happen as the door for Vile is now open as it is for Renato also.
I will love to see Pru get hers but that is probably a long way off. In the meantime though, I will be right front and center because this is definitely must see tv.
the gringo
Dammmit it all to hell, blood shot right outta my eyes at the stupidity. First, because the show insulted our intelligence, stepping so far over, and the last nail for me regarding Aldonza. She doesn't act like a girl in love at all and bolts with way to much frequency. Oh, I wanna set Cris free to go be with that bitch Val. Is this some kind of sick test? Cris, time and time and time again, keeps chasing that squirrel. Dude, just stop it and let Renato deal with the nut.
Agree, Renato should recuse himself but also understand why he doesn't because she is the one that wants him in orbit. I'm with Cande and if I had a son would want him no where near that walking, slobbering mess. She is her mothers daughter, of that, there is no doubt.
Hell yes PJ, I bet you were always picked first for dodgeball and want you for Mayor of SL.
Someone pointed out in an earlier recap that this TN often gives us a crazy preview, but resolves that issue quickly while bringing on other surprises. I sure hope that's the case with this issue, but since it's so annoying, it'll probably be around for a while. And if it is replaced, it'll be because the drunken Cris does (or thinks he does) get horizontal with Val and gets trapped in a Pregnancy Scheme. Sigh.
I'm curious to see how things pan out with Simoneta. Where will she go? Does she have any money of her won? I'd love to see her get on board with the Dream Team. If she had been more affected by Sev's abuse, I'd have thought she and Al might have bonded over it, but she seems to have brushed it off.
I'm surprised Mari was that excited for the date. I didn't think she'd want to go out so soon, I thought she'd ask Eman to just come over and talk or hang out for company.
Aldonza is impulsive, but she is most definitely not a slut. The problem is that Candela doesn't want to know that. She will invent anything to separate our Romeo and Juliet. She clearly didn't think this one through, as Sev pointed out to her.
This should have an incredible domino effect, but with 66 more episodes to go we will be stalled on this one just long enough to find it annoying. I am deeply disappointed in the writers, as the writing has mostly been very smart so far.
That actually would've been a better story than what I suspect we will get.
He has never noticed how his sperm donor looks at her. Nobody seems to have noticed this (and shouldn't Renato have seen this at the engagement party from hell?) and it's time someone did. Maybe it will be Emmanuel or Padre J, who will definitely notice and want to do something about it.
If Aldonza tells Renato about having been raped without ID'ing Sev, he might figure it out. That would be the one thing that would keep her from consummating the marriage to Cristobal. The question then becomes whether he would do anything about it. He may have it in his head to take her back to DF in the hope she would ultimately marry him, but Silvia knows this will not work.
Somebody needs to tell Padre J. Maybe that will be Cristobal, who would have to explain the failure to consummate. Padre J can figure out the missing pieces to that one.
More to follow on this, but maybe not until tomorrow.
Even if someone's noticed Sev's leering, he leers at every female that passes in his line of sight, so maybe no one's thought anything of it. Now, if Aldonza had ever cringed away from him in fear/disgust, maybe someone would wonder, but so far she's been bravely facing him hed on, if shaking with anger/disgust(/fear).
omg, wouldn't it be AMAZING if Lulu overhead Sev confessing to the rape?! OMG, I so want Lulu to break that secret open now!!!
And yes, Cris needs to go back to basic math and start adding his 2 + 2 = Something is rotten in Denmark. Two smart kids, I feel like we are now just getting these brain fog moments to elongate the plot. Doesn't seem true to the people we met at the start.
Bur lordy, I agree, Cris had me just wanting to reach into that screen last night. He's such a gorgeous crier. Holy Moly. He does that again, I'll spring for the box of kleenex at the cougar table.
Daisynjay
I'm fixin to rant, I knew they was going to drag it out dadgummit. all that black hearted candy wanted to do was plant the seed of doubt and she planted it deep. that girl done gone and got herself an annulment. Yeah there was a spark of joy in renny's eyes but its gonna be short lived.
I loved the way padre J didn' t back down. He and adeline seem to be the only ones with some guts to stand up to these bitches.
These two people just don't seem to have any fight in them. When is cris going to start to really guestion his so cslled upstanding parents. Isn't he suspicious about anything he's seen in that town?
Why dosen't he say, "BABY LET'S GO AND GET OUR OWN DNA TEST. Wouldn't that be the smart thing to do? I'd do that, wouldn't yall do that?.
Like I said before, they'll drag it out for effect.
And it's effectin the hell out of cris and ally. Good thing they'll have a happy ending, cause if not, I don't think I'd want to watch any more of it.
And theres airhead pru. The nerve of some people. I won't waste any more energy on my keyboard with my finger talking about her.
Ok done ranting for now.
Nina
"Not one to be bothered with thinking things through when a dramatic display of emotion and fleeing are an option, Aldonza chooses the latter: she wants to be alone!" I was watching this in the morning, or there would have been booze. Otra vez, Aldonza!
"He looks Cande up and down with disdain (yes, I know peeps) and spits that he never knew she was so perverse!" Ha! He's just jealous 'cause he thought he was the only one in the family. Be afraid, Sev. Be very afraid.
"Cris is the prettiest crier I've seen since Fernando (Jaime Camil) in LaFea!" Gotta hand it to him. As much as I want to talk some sense in to him, he sure does cry pretty!
I think part of Silvia's plan with Flavia is to only give her a little money so she'll keep calling him for more and he has more chances to convince her to let him see Ray.
"I know it's late and we may not get into this til tomorrow, but what do y'all think about Donnie's unilateral decision to annul?" Hell if I can remember what I've thought of her previous unilateral decisions, but if I was pissed off before, I'm super pissed off now! Screw it. She doesn't deserve Cris if this is the way she's going to behave all the time. She's forgetting that it's "My way OR the highway" which means he's got options.
I'm hoping for some more reason from Renato. I actually thought he might bring up the idea of suing Sev to get the DNA from him, or...I think maybe they can just test Cris and Aldonza (aha, I see others have had the same thought!). Maybe he needs to go back to The Law Offices of Scooby and Scooby (who came up with that one?) and do some research. Yeah, I'm an optimist. I'm telling myself that he's just saying he'll work on it and he's going to try to talk sense into her later since she doesn't appear to be listening now. I will admit, if there was a hopeful look I didn't see it because every time Aldonza opened her mouth my eyes started to roll.
Annnnnnd that's the end of my break. Catch y'all tomorrow :)
Cris did question it and immediately wanted a DNA test. I don't think it's dumb that they're gobsmacked, but I think it's nuts that Aldie just wants to drop everything. No seeing what's needed for a DNA test? No asking someone who was there before Adelina? No talking this through with Cris? This girl is not ready for marriage! Between running at ever obstacle and not talking things over with her principe azul, she's got me back at the table of "why am I supposed to be cheering for this couple again?"
Daisy - SUCH A GOOD POINT!!! I forgot what Aldie majored in (since she's never used or even demonstrated it). Ren might be able to get away with claiming ignorance, but you're right, Aldie should have a basic enough understanding of DNA to know that other relatives can establish (or un-establish) the link between her and Cris.
Honestly, it's going to have to be someone stealing E's DNA to make this one plausible. Aldie can only be in shock for so long. And Cris! Just steal your dad's and your wife's DNA and get your own test! And then maybe you should get a annulment and come to the patio; there are a lot of women willing to fight for your beautiful self at various table! ;)
Thank you so much for the great recap! I had to speed-read it at work, and all the great comments too.
I was puzzled why Chris and Ald didn't just go for DNA tests but guess what? I looked it up and seems like it's not possible accurately to predict relationship between different-sex siblings. Still, hair out of Sev's hairbrush ought to do it.
J in Oregon
Daisynjay, come on over to the Cougar Table, honey! Renato AND Cris are going to need comforting when Aldonza gets through with them!
Nina! Thanks, Girl! Love your righteous rant! Too bad they've dumbed down these smart kids but I guess they couldn't think of anything more creative to keep the lovers apart. DUH! Then have them TOGETHER fighting the obsessed, lying, conniving momma and the sexually perverse and violent daddy.
How much y'all bet Cande's going to go running to Val telling her Cris and Donnie didn't do the do?" That was SO perverse her asking that. And yes, Vivi, somebody needs to ask Cande, "Cognitive dissonance much?" Aldonza's supposed to be this big slut but has not slept with her precious Cris. Remember back in the day Cande and Pru were saying that Aldonza was relieving Cris of his innocence during the huerto fire. Cande is seriously sick with her obsessive hatred of Aldonza: it's as if she thinks Aldonza IS Roberta. Her questioning Cris about his sexual activities is just the limit. Did she ask him if he slept with Val?
Ok. I've got to stop talking about that. Pisses me off!
Go Padre J and Adelina. Padre, please ask for some special Divine Protection for Adelina: she has tempted Satan and we know what happened to Padre Sixto for planning to out Sev's sexual malconduct!
Sara! Thank you for the Bible verses, indeed! How beautiful they were and how they fit our story, yet how the fall from Grace fit Tomas and the shameless hypocrite, Pru. With Lardo not around, there are no brakes on these two!
And yes, they're trying to make us like Maaaariiiii!
Cristobal should never have told his boundary-proof mother that they never did the deed. He should have told her to mind her own business, which does not include his love life.
Diva, Cris's helpless, plaintive declarations of love, his eyes softened with tears, his face weakened just enough to suggest "surrender" yet not distorted into an unattractive grimmace! Lawdy! Umph! Umph! Umph! I takes my pleasure where I can in this piece and THAT did my heart good! Thanks to you and Hellashelle for clarification on the bank plot!
A lot of us feel this way about her unilateral decision to divorce Cris: I'm super pissed off now! Screw it. She doesn't deserve Cris if this is the way she's going to behave all the time.
if there was a hopeful look I didn't see it because every time Aldonza opened her mouth my eyes started to roll. HA! See ya tomorrow Diva! Go kill 'em with your directing, girl!
Amen, Sister:
And Cris! Just steal your dad's and your wife's DNA and get your own test! And then maybe you should get a annulment and come to the patio; there are a lot of women willing to fight for your beautiful self at various table! ;)
Thank you, J in Oregon! I know how it is trying to hang out on the patio at work so I am especially appreciative. I hope you get to stop by again before the time runs out on discussing the coo coo antics of this episode! And thank you for this: I looked it up and seems like it's not possible accurately to predict relationship between different-sex siblings. Color me gobsmacked and a little embarrassed!
My friend is a Spanish teacher, and she gets a big giggle out of my obsession with these Mexican telenovelas. Yesterday, I met her and two other friends for a three hour lunch. We all have tekenovela lives, so I suggested that we combine our life stories into one and comoose a telenovela. Since three of us are watching/reading the ''Outlander'' series, one friend suggested that we entitle our novela''Outlandish.'' I said that my character's name would be Aldonza...but I changed my mind because I do not want to be named after a character as dim as our Aldonza.
So we can't use hair, though gees kid, go up to Dad give him a big hug and then yank some fresh strands. or better yet...smokes. Little saliva on the butts should do it.
Forgot to say when they kept showing Flavia getting her cash, anyone else think something was going to happen to the little guy? Walk away because her leering boyfriend wasn't watching, hit by something....Somehow that child needs to be separated from the mother so Joaquin gets custody back.
I shuttered with Ade confronting Sev. First, why bother. Second, not smart. Third, foreboding...
Daisynjay
Oh, this hurts we are going this trite and ridiculous route. I know, Daisy! That's what I'm talking about above! Why do I do this to myself!!
Yah, Flavia turned out to be a floozy! No wonder she was always raggin' on poor Jock! Yes! Get little Ray back to his daddy! Not because she "just" possibly committed adultry, but I think she could end of being inattentive/neglectful of little Ray while running after Hot Adriano!
Like someone said farther up, she wouldn't be upset if she found out that sev raped ally she'd be upset that she's married to a rappist. She's probably more twisted than sev. He better sleep with one eye open and his one arm free so he can fight that bitch off. We're thinking sev is the slime at the bottom of the barrel its probably miss cande. O course he is, shes that stuff under the slime. Yall we are really hatin on these people. if they could feel it they'd be all beaten and brused. Tonight should be a doosy.
Nina.
Nina
SCHOOL IS OFFICIALLY OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!!!!!
Woo hoo!
I am going to try very hard not to be a random comment bomber (which, um, I'm kind of doing now.) It can get annoying when someone keeps running through the patio screaming "WORD!" or "YES!" or just busting out with maniacal laughter. It's like having a streaker that keeps crashing the party. No one wants that.
So I will try to make cogent comments that add to the conversation.
Don't you guys know that in just about every novela the leads start out smart or acquire knowledge and smarts along the way and then for some unknown reason, either one or sometimes both, can't make a single right decision? Well we have it here again. This is nothing new in novela land.
I like what Lila said that Aldonza was the town slut rumored to be sleeping with just about everyone including Cris but now after they were married, they never did the deed. WHAT!! Well, like I said, all smarts have been lost and so that question will never come up.
And speaking of DNA, Donnie has three lawyer friends to tell her (if she didn't learn it being head of her class) about DNA.
Val off to abort the babies? Not on your life. By tonight she will have Cris right where she wants him and Cris will be the father with both Bruja Cande and Satan Sev
both beaming from ear to ear.
As I mentioned earlier, there are scenes in most all novelas where correct decisions
just cant be made and modern technology seems to be non existent. In one past novela, people needed to be contacted and everyone sat wringing their hands as to what to do? Cellphone anyone?
Urban---Maybe this modern technology or lack thereof could be a topic for one of your fabulous weekend discussions.
the gringo
Ha Ha Ha!!!
YAAAAY, SARA!!! Right on! Now you can hang out on the patio for days and give us all your witty insights and the cool research you do!! You are not bombinb, girl! You are a recap warrior so you've got a right to run through the patio bearing witness and laughing maniacaly (sp?)
Gringo, man, love your reality checking you do for us but it never tempers your enthusiasm! You go, man!
Well a girl can dream can't she?
Nina
I also consider myself a comment bomber when I post a comment and then immediately post again (and again and again) because I keep forgetting things.
Don't you dare think you are a random comment bomber!!
Since these are not true people, can I wish for Sev and Cande to get their anvil early? why don't they just die in order for Cris and Aldo to be happy. I blurted this aloud and my husband just laughed.
So now the tn usual routine will follow. Bet Val can now lure Cris who will be dead drunk and claim paternity.
I am also for the Padre/tio and Aldo dna route to prove Cande's lie.
I dvr'd the tonight show and will watch it early morning. Cant wait for our predictions guys. Ooh, just love everybody's rant. My blood is boiling too. Anne
o_O
Maybe the Naughty Melon should sell helmets.
;p
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