Caray, Caray!

Parte 1~~


Beltran and Barbara are being held at gunpoint in the woods by Sr. T's two henchmen (I believe) who've followed them to the burial site of the briefcase of stolen bills.  Belchin' tries to tells them it's his inheritance from his dead daddy but that doesn't fly even with these two toads.  So, he warns them it is cursed and if they take it they'll never live to tell anyone.  Again the two gunmen don't believe him and walk the two into the woods to murder them.

Juliana arrives to the party and Valentina is surprised at the change her designer dress and shoes have made.  She and Jules enter the party room where Renata is still sulking and worrying that there won't be enough food and drink to go around.



Away from the party, Mayela goes looking for the glum-faced Guillermo.  Too soon for a birthday party, she admits to him.  Yeah, but thanks anyway, he replies.  She gives him a new, very expensive watch for one he lost years ago apparently.  Val introduces Juls to Guille and May.

Back in the woods outside San Antonio, the real El Chino maneuvers the gun away from the mouthy bad guy and shoots the #2 bad guy dead; he then shoots the mouthy #1.  He tells #1 that he warned him the money was cursed; he adds that well, you looked for El Chino and you have him right in front of you--but you don't understand, do you?  He then gives Mouthy one more bullet between the eyes.  Barbara is having fits during all of this and if anything could have shut her up once and for all this was it.  "--what did you do?" "--I saved your life and mine, and took back the case--what more do you want?...It was them or us!" Barb's incessantly locomoting maw has been appropriately muted.  Barb's internal bell ringer finally made it to the top of the tower and realization sets in: he's an assassin and now I am mixed up in it all.

Panchito and Lupita have lunchtime tacos.  They discuss her missing man and the homemade posters she's put up along the streets. FF>>FF>>

Belchin and Barb make it back to the trailer and are ready to head off to the airport when three more of the Sierra gang show up.

At the manse, Jacobo opens the door for Lucia.  She pouts at him and declares that since her kisses don't resolve anything for him their will be no more and struts away.  He's told by Tiberio there's food in the kitchen for him.

Belchin' pretends to be an innocent university professor with a sick wife to feed.  They see El Chino's Santa Muerte skeleton.  He lies that Lupita gave him a key and they're thinking of buying the trailer from her since she and her daughter are sick of San Antonio.  Eventually they have to believe Belchin's side of things, but El Calito leaves a man behind to follow their every move from here on.

At the party, Jules is introduced and makes a hit with Val's valley girl friends, especially when they realize she's the designer friend Val's been telling them about.

Carla's dad has a dream in which Bad Karla returns in a cloud of smoke and tells him it's time they both go their separate ways.  He's confused.  She died twice and Karla says they die many times and eventually they will both meet again.  The next life she will do much better.

Silvina and Jake share a bit about Guille's birthday being hard for him since his dad's dead; Sr, C never had any time for his kids, though he wasn't a bad father over all.

Guille overhears Ren giving directions about keeping the booze flowing.  She admits that May forced her into it but she's happy to be there.  Just then Tonio the patrician psychopath walks over to Guille to congratulate him on his birthday as if nothing had ever happened between them.

Lucho's BFF falls even harder for Jules seeing her all dolled up and he admits it to Lucho.  Lucho and Val argue again till he shuts her up with a "love pill".  (Viewerville's alarm bells start going off all over town.  There had to be a reason Lucho was always such a jerk, right?)

In the front part of the house, Eva and Matteo whoosh in.  Eva starts giving Silvina grief from the end of the hallway that the house is in mourning and there shouldn't be any celebration, let alone a party that this bitch-witch wasn't invited to join.  "--A surprise party?  Well there'll be a surprise when I cut the party off!"  Jake walks over and interrupts the torrent.  "--Isn't Guille sad enough today without his older sister shutting down his birthday party in front of all his friends?"  She suddenly reconsiders and schlepps hubby with her to another, more quiet part of the household.  Jake tells Silvina he'll speak to Guille (to try cheering him up?)

End parte 1~~

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Parte 2~~

Guille and Tonio have an hefty discussion in the drive outside.  Guille tells Tonio that he wasn't invited.  Tonio kids around that friends don't need invitations.  Guille replies that they haven't been friends for quite a while now, since he proved to be a trashy human being.  They get into fifty-cuffs and suddenly Jake's there to stop it before it goes any further.  He tells Guille to go for his sister and then goes after Tonio.  Tonio tells Jake to ask goodie two shoes Guille about the liquor store business and storms off to his car.

May finds Guille outside and eventually admits she wants to get back their close friendship and that  She's back from N.Y. and found out her happiness is in front of her.  She's in love with him.  She locks lips with him just as Ren and Roomie walk outside for some air.  Ren sees the kiss.  Little does she know that The Kiss has caused a flashback to the party and he remembers Ren and himself passionately pressing tongues at her birthday bash.  He apologizes for being distracted and says they'll talk later.  May's abandoned, but Ren's already gone back inside to mope and despair.

Val is acting strange in one of the hallways when Juls locates her.  Val hands her a "love pill" but Jules only pretends to take it.  Suddenly out of nowhere, Eva appears and chides Val.  Juls takes her away and then greets Mateo farther down the hall.  Eva sees Guille come in and gives him a birthday greeting and hug.  He gets what--another watch?  She scolds him only a tiny bit for the party, but Mat reminds her it wasn't his idea and let him enjoy it already.  They leave.

At the bordello, Johny asks around about the woman he thought was from there but the hooker he's with says nobody there matches his description.  Then he admits that he's got a girlfriend and is leaving to marry her.

Lucia walks out onto her bedroom balcony to oversee the doings and get some air.  Suddenly she spies Jake as he looks up at her with a great longing in his eyes.  She backs away and re-enters the bedroom in a lovelorn daze.

Camilo finds Pedro, Carla's papa, and begins asking him questions about the last time he spoke to her.

In San Antonio, Barb finds Belchin' with a bonfire blazing' just outside the trailer door.  He's got his pistol and is watching out for more bad guys.  She joins him there.

Jake finds Guille and asks about the bar business Tonio mentioned on his way out the doorl.  Guille tells him what happened.

Johny drives up and walks in.  He enters Lucia's bedroom and begins pawing her--bear pawing her and sniffing and snorting out loving words to her.  The submissive Lucia cannot/will not fight him or whatever power he holds over her.  He backs her down onto the bed.   When she "assumes the position", accepting some type of submission, he does not see the far away look in her eyes.

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