Thursday, January 13, 2011

Triunfo del Amor #8 1/12/11 A triumph of Max's stupidity.

I know, they're kissing and it's all romantic and stuff…but I'm partly distracted by the acne along her jaw line. Yes, yes, I'm horrible! But all the holiday sugaring up I did has my poor jaw line in a similar state. I guess I assumed the show's makeup people would have done a better job of hiding it than I can manage with a cover stick. Upon replay and review with my personal advisor, AKA, Mr. 5ft, he also was distracted by the acne. What a disaster! Maybe they'll do some product placement later that will explain how this got past the dailies? Anyway…Maria breaks it off and says Max has made a mistake. That's it. Period. End of story. A mistake! He just met her and he's sneaking her off to a pal's apartment to mack on her…who the hell does he think she is? "Ummm…a modern girl?" Well what the hell do you mean by that? One with no dignity or decorum? Maria says even though she's no "mojigata" (prude) she cares enough about herself not to be some pretty boy's sex object. Max looks gratified by the answer, but then seems to realize that he has seriously fucked up.

Oscar(?) the accountant tells Antonieta that it's just as possible to live without love as it is to live without caviar at breakfast and champagne at dinner. Well, in that case. Pfft! He says it's a consolation that he doesn't have to live with the roller coaster of emotions. Toni isn't sure she agrees. Or that he's really ok with living without love. He says he's not going to turn being alone in to some kind of tragedy. Antonieta takes it upon herself to turn it into a tragedy for him…by saying that he won't feel the same way when he's old. "Think about it." Well, thanks, Debbie Downer!

Milagros is using the same logic to try to hook Don Napo. Stick to your guns, Don Napo! You be a solterón (confirmed bachelor) if you want to! Milagros says a man always needs a woman around to fill his belly and warm up his bed! Heh…in our house it's the other way around! Juanjo tells her to back off already. Napo says he's not alone…he has a daughter living in the US. Milagros says it's not the same as the love of a fiery woman…"A mí si me urge un bombero que apague la llama de esta pasión que me consume!" (I sho'nuf do need a fireman to put out the flame of passion that consumes me!) Poor Juanjo, having to listen to his mom throw herself at his best friend like that. Here's a thought…maybe Milagros should write trashy romance novels! With prose like that, they're sure to be a hit. Don Napo tries to run off and Juanjo begs his mom to quit coming on to Don Napo like that or he won't come back. Behind her back. Napo thanks Juanjo from saving him from the clutches of his fiery mother! Once he leaves, Milagros says he needs to be her wingman instead of cock-blocking her all the time!

Antonieta cries in the showroom and gets busted by Pipino, who won't take "nothing" for an answer. And he's not buying her "headache" excuse either. He invites her to his place for drinks and talking and promises he won't repeat what she says.

Max remembers Maria talking about wanting to have a family and people who love her and wanting to be joined with the man she loves with God's blessing, because she's not a prude, but she's not going to give it up to him just cause he's hot.

Linda tries to drag the trash out, but Juanjo sees her in the hallway and does it for her, since she's just too darn pretty to do it herself. He pretty much offers his services as boyfriend, but she shoots him down cold. She goes back into the apartment and laughs about it to Nathy. This Linda is bad news. I predict she'll cause more trouble than Fer in the end. We'll see. Nathy doesn't hint broadly enough that she has a thing for Juanjo and so has to listen to Linda talk about how terrible it would be to be married to him and have to work for a living, and then have to come home with aching feet and cook him dinner, and then have to be all sexified for him in bed. Ugh! Poor Nathy. Linda says a man like that is only handsome if he's got money. Just then Maria comes running in, crying. She can't quit crying long enough to tell them what's wrong.

Victoria and Ossy have dinner. Vic is tickling his leg with her foot under the table. She says just because she's a workaholic doesn't mean she doesn't love him. Os says he wishes she were more involved and took more of an interest in what he's doing and that gets lonely and sometimes wants to…"What? Get another woman?!" No answer.

Linda tells Maria "I told you so," but she thought Max was different. And he was such a good kisser she thought she'd found the love of her life and maybe they could really have something. "Why can't things be like you dream just sometimes?" Maria cries that he's the only guy, even though Linda says the world is full of guys.

Max contemplates his stupidity as Pipino comes in. He wants to hear how it went, but Max won't tell him. "Come on, I'm like a tomb!" "Right, more like an open grave!" Pipino can't wrap his head around Max having failed to make a conquest and declares Casanova dead. Max counters that he may have lost the battle, but not the war! He thinks Maria is either "muy lista" (very smart) or "muy buena" (very good). Cut! Can we have a substitution of galán, please? I don't think this one's getting the point. Max announces he's going to go find out right now. So help me, if this involves more deception or some stupid test, I will no longer care how cute he is! Pipino takes a whiff of Max's drink and raises an eyebrow.

Vic admits it was a stupid question. Os says she knows him better than anyone, so she should know that he would never disrespect her like that. He says he's never so much as thought of another woman the whole time they've been together. Vic knows it, that's why she wants him to forgive her. Os agrees, but says there must be something behind the question. He asks if she wants him to cheat on her so she'll be able to be a workaholic in peace. Vic shakes her head.

Bernie is looking at old pictures and Tomasa asks if she can see. There's a picture of Bern and Octavio on their wedding day. She looks pissed off and not youthful at all. Tomasa says that Don Octavio looks really young, and Bernie…came out looking very "guapa" (beautiful)…in that photo. Listen to it again, I am only slightly exaggerating those pauses. There are some other pictures where Vic really does look young and hot, and then one where's she's with some guy… Bernie says he's no one. Tomasa takes the tray and leaves. Bernie remembers Octavio confronting her about not being JP's biodad. Bernie looks at the pictures again and tells "no one" that he's JP's real dad, but JP will never know. I don't know if they used the exact same actor or not, but I can see the resemblance to this guy, with the facial scruff and the floppy hair. "The dead don't speak."

JP prays to God to protect his mom from all evil and also for his father's eternal rest. 1. There is no way in heaven or hell to protect her from herself and 2. Would you like a 2-for-1 special on prayers for the eternal rest of dads known and unknown?

Max goes out to a club with Fabian, who thinks he deserved what he got. Max can't stop thinking she's just screwing with him and is smarter than the other girls he knows, that's all. Yes, exactly. She's smart enough not to let you get into her pants just because you're hot! That doesn't mean she's screwing with you, doofus! Some bimbo comes up to Max and invites him for a drink with some girlfriends at a nearby table. He says he'll meet her there later. Fabian just laughs at him. Max starts to take off and Fabian asks if he'll be at "canotaje" (kayaking?). Max says it depends on how he feels when he wakes up in the morning, heh, heh, heh. Dumb. Ass.

Maria, on the other hand, rather than drowning her sorrows in the beefy pecs of another hottie, is lying in bed crying like the respectable girl she is. She also remembers the afternoon with Max and telling him she's not the kind of girl to be taken to a bachelor pad and macked on. She says she doesn't know how she'll be able to believe in him again.

Out in the living room Linda is glad Maria has finally gone to sleep. Not that she really cares. She figures Maria will get over it once she realizes the awful truth…that all men are alike. Nathy asks how Linda knows so much about men. "Because I have the wisdom of life, of the street. That's what matters most. And I graduated with honors." She promises when she finally shares all her wisdom with Nathy, Nathy's "chones" (slang for "calzones", panties) will fall right off from the shock!

Victoria tells Osvaldo that she doesn't just love him, but she also admires him as a man and an artist. And thanks to his understanding, she's been successful. Os says he's sometimes afraid they'll end up like other couples, like two strangers who end up repeating the same arguments, the same habits, the same routines, and all without love. Vic reminds him they love each other. Os is appeased, but he asks when was the last time they just sat and talked about them, talked about their feelings and thoughts and desires. They always end up talking about the kids or work, but never about their relationship.

Linda asks Nathy if she's ever made love andNathy is shocked at the question. She laughs at the very idea. She gets a little sad and says she's never even kissed anyone on the mouth! Linda says she doesn't know what she's missing!

The waiter hands over the bill and when Osvaldo goes into his wallet for his credit card, and incriminating slip of paper falls out…Linda's phone number. Vic confronts him about it. Os says he can't remember whose number it is. "Oh, please…I get 3 or 4 of those a day, wanting me to call them." He signs the receipt as Victoria thought bubbles that she's not going to forget that name. Ok, how long have they been married? And how long has she been suspicious that he's maybe cheating on her? And how many times in all those years has she been right? And why does she keep wasting her energy being suspicious? And if she's really that suspicious then why doesn't she just do the sensible thing and put a PI on retainer to keep tabs on him at all times?

Pipino serves Toni some tea and cookies. Toni wonders why all men aren't like him…friendly, genteel, gentlemanly. Pipino has noticed she's been sad, but Toni can't explain it. Well…he can! "It's the evil of this age…loneliness." Toni says she knew it was all an act. "Máscaras vemos, sufrimientos no sabemos." (We see the masks, but we don't know the sufferings. It's a paraphrasing of "Caras vemos, corazones no sabemos" meaning we see faces, but we don't know what's in people's hearts) Pip asks her who is the man she's all torn up over, cause he knows it must be something to do with love.

The three musketeerettes slumber on…or at least, 2 of them do. Linda sneaks out of bed and into the living room to make a phone call.

Milagros tells Juanjo that he can stop denying it…she knows he's into Linda. He admits he is, but says she doesn't take him seriously. Milagros says he hasn't learned the art of seducing a woman. That could have gone in a very bad direction, but she just tells him he needs to heap compliments on her, buy her flowers, surprise her every day with some "detalle" (a little gift, a gesture, something nice), say romantic things in her ear. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but women are won over with words…with boleros, presents…. Juanjo says he's going to win her over or his name isn't Juanjo! Time to pick a new name then. Unless we get the usual plot devices and she gets pregnant by someone else, decides she needs a baby daddy, seduces Juanjo to make him think it's his and gets him to marry her. Short of that, there is no way she's ending up with him.

Linda calls the production offices and says she's calling from Pedro Segovia's office and he needs to speak to Osvaldo immediately. She gets the numbnuts on the other end of the line to give her all of Osvaldo's phone numbers. Even Linda is shocked by her good fortune.

Os and Vic get home and Os asks her to quit busting his balls over something so unimportant. Vic says she agrees and asks forgiveness. Os asks for a kiss. The phone rings and he convinces Vic to ignore it, but the maid answers it and tells Osvaldo he has a call from Linda Sortini and she says it's urgent. Os refuses the call and says to tell her he's not in. Vic is upset that he denied knowing her, but here she is calling on the private line. Osvaldo figures it must be someone from production that he's forgotten about meeting (does her really think that or does he know damn well who Linda is and he's covering his ass?). Vic says they've never called the house before and he tries to convince her not to get upset. Vic says she's tired and sleepy. Os can't get her to stop going upstairs and repeats that it must just be someone from production. He takes Linda's number out of his pocket and thought bubbles that Linda is very "atrevida" (daring) but he doesn't look like that's a good thing and he crumples the phone number.

Max goes kayaking. But wait, there's more!

Juan Pablo is downstairs when Bernie calls to him. She's wearing a veil over her face and says this is a painful day from her. Another year since his father's death. JP says he loved his father and it's very painful for him too, but if that's what God wanted, they need to accept God's will. Bernie claims she just can't get over the sorrow. She says "let's go."

Max's kayaking coach is not happy with his time and asks what's up with him. Max says he was up too late last night. The coach yells at him that maybe he needs to quit doing that the night before training or he's not going to qualify. Max puts his sunglasses on and gets back to his training.

Bernie weeps at Octavio's plaque. "Why did you leave me? Why did you abandon me? I no longer have anyone by my side? No one." JP asks her not to say that, since she still has him. Bernie lifts her veil and asks if she really does…"Then swear to me that you'll always be by my side and that no matter what happens, you'll never abandon me…swear it to me!" JP hugs her and says of course he swears it. Bernie thanks him.

Maria has brought some gifts to the sisters at the orphanage. She's been working on some doilies to sell at the upcoming church bazaar. She'd also like to make confession and luckily for her, the priest will be visiting today. And a young'un at that!

Maria asks the Virgen, as a mother, to protect her. She puts herself in the Virgen's hands, since she doesn't have parents. Padre JP covers her hands and says "hija mia" (my daughter) and he and Maria smile at each other.

Sweet William Levy in a kayak!

Tomorrow: Tomasa keeps insisting the JP needs to know the truth; Max le lleva serenata! And how will Maria respond?

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Llena de Amor #106 (Mex. 111) Wed 1/12/11 Another Busy Night In Llena Land

Jeesh. Hard to keep up with all the action tonight. And there seemed to be some odd slips between last night's episode and today's. How did the doc get smuggled out and Emanuel remain in the room undiscovered? And how did Mauricio recover miraculously from that massive conker Ilitia gave him? Inquiring minds want to know but I doubt if we'll get answers. What DID happen was Fedra came up with a lot of sniveling motherly reasons why she kept Gretel in the wine cellar for two years. Vicky had a number of visits, complete with take-out food to her jail cell. Benigno teases the General about how loco he was on the SOUP. Oliver staggered out of the hospital and arrived at the police station just in time for Emiliano to try and beat him up again. Manolo gets both teary-eyed and starry-eyed over seeing her dad and her brother Axel , and Oliver gets jealous!? Ilitia and Brandon bond over a turned ankle and some snowcones and Mauricio pitches a fit when he sees Kristel up close and personal with Lorenzo. Our brain-cell defecit fresa is thrilled of course. And since Mama Fedra got cosy with Garduño and brokered a deal to get him out in return for Mauricio marrying Kristel, we may have a Beastly Boda in the offing.

So let's break it down scene by scene. (Whew! Taking a break to check on the basketball game. OSU DID beat Michigan tonight. How sweet it is.) Now back to Llena. Netty's trying to sneak up to her room with a tray and nosy Gladiola is trying to get in on the act to no avail. Fortunately Brandon is there to divert Mom by reading the article Manolo wrote stating that Mauricio Fonseca engineered the Lirio robbery at the agency to make off with money he owed his associates. Glad recognizes that even though Manolo's a little light on his feet he "tiene pantalones" (has guts). But Lordy! what about Netty? The doctor spent all night in her room. It's one thing to throw "una canita al aire" (have a little fling) but to "echarse la peluca entera" (but to have a bodacious fling, my word!)

Back to Fedra and Emiliano. Last night it looked like he was going to kill her.
But already, our pathological liar is wheedling her way out of trouble. In a nutshell, here's her explanation. She's a devoted mother and couldn't bear to send Gretel away to a loony bin in Switzerland or anywhere else. Better to keep her close to home where she could be well cared for. The wine cellar!!!!???? Emiliano interjects. Yes, well, the doctors said she needed to be away from the family. For her own protection. Go ahead. Just ask Dr. Peralta. He'll confirm what I'm saying. But my children are sacred to me. My own flesh and blood. How could you believe such ugly things about me, whimpers Fedra.

Emiliano looks bamboozled again but he remains on task. WHERE IS SHE NOW? Well, unfortunately, Devoted Madre doesn't have that particular information.

So let's switch to some other recent crazies. Benigno and the General are having a chat about the loco soup they both ate while Paula bustles off to do the dishes. The General wants to know what he said and did. Well, you talked to people who weren't there and you told me Gretel was actually your and Paula's daughter. The General sniffs and allows as how they lost a battle but not the war. Revenge on Fedra is just around the corner.

Poor Oliver continues to receive the worst of care from GretelMan. If she's not all over him cutting off his oxygen supply, she's winding him up with tales of Gretel's sequestration. He's bound and determined to haul himself out of bed and confront Fedra and find his woman. This would be a great time for her to let him know who she really is, but instead she fights with him while he bleeds some more and tries to get dressed. Ugh. I know it's for purposes of plot but it's maddening, no?

Has Netty been any better? Well, somewhat. After a lot of arguing, she did finally call the doctor. And now Emanuel, dressed in Doc's shirt, says he'd be dead without her help. I didn't help YOU, she snaps. I helped el Lirio de Plata. So how come she hates him so?What did he ever do to her. Not me! To my niece. She found you making love to Ilitia in the very bed where she gave you her Love for the first time.

Emanuel is shocked. Why he hasn't touched a woman since he made love to Marianela.
But....hmmmm....he sees a mental flashback of his drunken bachelor party scene. It's all coming back now. He was soused out of his mind. Ilitia said she had another surprise for him. She dimmed the lights and started unfastening her dress. Uh oh.

Hold that thought while we zip over to Vicky's cell. It's been outfitted with a cot and a light sheet , and Vicky has managed to sleep without mussing her hair, rubbing off her make-up or wrinkling her skimpy dress. Telenovela magic! And here's Prince Charming Brandon with breakfast, flowers and some freshly minted documents proving she's really Victoria de la Garza. Cool no? (By the way, I have read that friends and family are responsible for providing food and drink for prisoners while incarcerated, so Brandon's breakfast is indeed welcome.)

Oliver and GretelMan continue to tussle in the hospital room. This cannot be good. Manolo finally threatens that if he doesn't behave, GretelMan will give him a spanking. "Brincos diera" (you wish!) snaps Oliver. Back down on his bed for now, Manolo hovers so close, a kiss seems imminent.
Oliver closes his eyes and hope's the guy will go away. He doesn't. Oliver begins to have doubts about his masculinity. (Oh for Pete's sakes Gretel. TELL HIM!)

Well, secrets are still being kept at the boarding house as well. Emanuel's trying to sneak out, with Netty close behind. Consuelo and Gladiola want to welcome Dr. Arnoldo into the family. And by the way Netty, your romance is fine with us. Why not? You're a good-looking woman. Free. Go for it! Gladiola adds.

Consuelo sticks her oar in and sniffs that she's been called a loose woman(cascos ligeros) but look at Netty. All night long with the doctor if you please. Not the same, snaps Glad. Because....because...well because Netty is the owner of this place. Emanuel keeps his back turned to the ladies, shrugging and waving good-naturedly while Netty gradually pushes him out. He makes his exit grabbing for her shapely derriere (gotta play the part y'know) and does escape without being detected.

Well, Brandon didn't waste much time in Vicky's cell. He's now out at the police station canteen discussing Emanuel's dondeabouts with Ilitia. After a few digs--you know your husband could be el Lirio de Plata but nah...he has nowhere near the guts and the stature of that guy--the conversation switches to the marital relationship. Leaning closer and closer, Brandon opines the Manny isn't giving Ilitia what she needs. Hubster isn't making her feel like a woman. Undeterred by her token insults (patan, gorila) he gets nose to nose and reminds her that they're so much alike. If she doesn't like him, it's because she doesn't like what she sees in the mirror. They are the same.

Ilitia: Don't you dare equate us! And don't get any closer either.
Brandon: How long are you going to keep up this role of the faithful wife? Do you like being the difficult woman that men fight over?
I: MY HUSBAND is the only man who interests me!
B: You're not my type either. But something about you....gets into my heartand into my head...and drives me nuts. We had a beautiful time together in Los Angeles, don't you remember?

Ilitia's face softens for a moment and she smiles, indeed remembering. Brandon moves in then to kiss her and suddenly the face of Mauricio appears. She screams, jumps backwards and dashes from the place.

Whew. Now there was a scene with some juice to it. Lots of tom-toms beating in the background. These two can certainly heat up the screen. But I suppose they'll take their own sweet time getting there.

Like Oliver and GretelMan. Our gut-shot policeman drags himself into the police station just in time to be confronted (again!) by an enraged Emiliano. Papa wants to talk to the Comisario, but he's more than happy to start pounding on Oliver in the meantime.

So back to our lovers. We see Ilitia, lost in thought, vowing never to be touched again as she walks into the street right in front of a car. Brandon dashes in and saves her. (Ah, our favorite teenaged fantasy, right, gals? Strong, broad-shouldered, big-chested man swoops in and rescues us from danger. Fade to black.) Well, all right, fade to a park bench. Brandon carries her there and then sets about ministering some sexy first-aid. He can't do much for the twisted ankle, but that cut on her knee..... well now, he's ready to put some spit on a clean hanky and wipe it off. Seriously, I understand that saliva can be an antibiotic for cuts. And Moms do this all the time. But naturally Ilitia is all oooheeeyuck about having Naco Drool on her skin.

Still, Brandon prevails, being the manly man that he is, and then decides that her pallor and cold hands indicate she needs hydration. Off he pops to get them both a snow cone (raspados), and hey, a third one for the other guy on the bench. Now the die is really cast. This is always a pivotal scene in telenovelas. When the snobby hero or heroine, settles in to enjoy poor folks food with the naco hero, well, can coitus and true love be far behind? Not likely. Even though Ilitia natters a bit about it being "fattening" , she's soon sticking her elegant tongue into the delicious concoction while Brandon encourages her to dig even deeper and suck it up!

Oh my! Junk food foreplay. I love it.

Things are heating up at the police station also. Emiliano wants to find Gretel. So does Oliver. How dare he say that after kidnapping his daughter and torturing her!? GretelMan jumps in to defend Oliver as having had nothing to do with that.
Emiliano looks at him/her like what would YOU know about it.

G: I know Oliver DEEPLY.
O: Not that deeply! Jeez!
G: Well, I know he'd die rather than let something happen to Gretel.

The Comisario shoos them out and then has to deal with Emiliano on his own. He wants to know why Comi hasn't fired that beastly policeman. Take it down a notch, threatens the chief. Oliver is an excellent officer. Well, my daughter's disappeared and we must find her!

Okay. A somewhat quiet moment at the boarding house. Delicia is busy sweeping because golly gee whiz, she's not used to just sitting around. When Glad wants to gossip about Netty's new romance, De proves once again she's the sharpest pencil in the box. She doesn't believe for one moment that Netty's got something going with that paunchy doc. Just then Nereida arrives with a false peace offering and a request for Delicia to return to Misery Manor. Delicia suggests that Nereida take the broom and fly off 'cause no way is she ever going back to that madhouse. Not even if she begs her on bended knee (a rodillas).

And we zoom back to Benigno and the General who's getting the 411 about Marianela naming Victoria as her representative. The General's dthat his niece is sharp enough to do that and even more pleased to think how the news will affect Fedra. Now it's time that he pull himself into shape, get spiffed up and presentable. Emanuel arrives later, shrugs off his tendertsender shoulder as an exercise injury, and lets General know he's going to put all his wealth in Marianela's hands.

Now here's my favorite scene (well, after the hawt goings on with Brandon and Ilitia). Running a close second is the juicy encounter of Fedra with Garduño in the prison visiting lounge. Fedra opines as how they don't run in the same social circles but by golly, he's just her kind of guy. You'd better believe it. And she has an offer he can't refuse. She knows powerful people who can spring him out of here in a minute. All she needs to do is make a phone call (telefonazo). And the deal? Make Mauricio Fonseca marry her daughter. Weeellll, Garduño could do that. 'Cause if Mau doesn't follow orders, he ends up in the trunk of trailer headed for the Great Beyond. Fedra looks conflicted for a moment. Gee, which would she rather have, Mauricio six feet under or Mauricio as a son-in-law? Motherly Love plus Kristel's blackmail pressure put her on the side of the wedding. It's a done deal. She licks her lips and burbles that she just knows she and Garduño are going to be great friends.

Now while Emiliano is emoting over finding his daughter, Oliver is taking concrete steps. He hands a photo of Gretel to another officer, tells him to memorize that face and look for her! Enter Axel, who's come, belatedly, to join the hunt for Gretel as well. GretelMan is stunned to see him and give him a look of delight and adoration that leaves Oliver a bit miffed. And it goes from bad to worse. She hugs, she gushes, she hugs again (because Marianela was sending extra hugs, doncha know?)and Oliver finally has to point out that Manolo's being very forward (lanzado) and just eating Axel up with his eyes for gawdsakes! A jealous scene already, laughs the Comisario, as he steps into the office. (Oh please Gretel! Tell them now!)

Well, that was a cute scene anyway. Rather touching. Not so the leering lewd scene with Lorenzo and our shapely little Kristel. She's engaging in all kinds of sexy poses for the camera, while Lo thought bubbles than taking his revenge on Fedra will be no trouble at all. This sexy little dish is quite to his liking.
Kristel is happy to go along with it to a point. But no "mochi-mochi" like I saw you up to with Mom. Our little fresa draws the line somewhere, I'm happy to see. And besides, Mauricio is her true love. And arrives right on cue to thunder and protest Lo's hands all over his woman.

L: Didn't know you owned her, bub.
M: Well, I do. So run along to the park with you little kid, granddad, and leave her alone.
L: I'm just concerned about her. You don't seem to be treating her well.
M: You'd better be concerned about your own wife Muñeca. And I'll kill you if you ever lay hands on Kristel again.

Good Lord, Kristel is in seventh heaven. She's practically dancing she's so stoked. This is as close to a declaration of love as she's ever going to get from her skanky beau and she's thrilled. Even though Mau is brusque as usual and informs her he's not there to see her at all. It's Victoria he wants to meet. Well too bad. That Spanish wannabe is in a jail cell, accused of theft and complicity with el Lirio de Plata. Close-up of Mauricio looking impactado. ( And rather handsome when you come right down to it. Sorry, I know you all hate him. But the guy has nice bone structure underneath that mantan skin.)

Well, okay. What about Vicky? Seems she has another gentleman caller. It's Emanuel. She's still not playing nice. "Qué haces aqui?" Manny thinks that's a little cold. How about a "Hello. How are you"After all, he came "en son de paz" (in the name of peace) and toting both a cup of coffee and a sandwich. Well, our beeyatch will take the coffee but forget the sandwich. She loses her appetite when she sees him. Harsh Vicky! Harsh!

Well, I came to get you out of jail, is his mild reply. And there we end.

Previews:
Ilitia finally tells Brandon the horror that happened on her wedding day.
Brandon goes to kill Mauricio.
Emanuel tells Vicky he hasn't made love to another woman since he loved Marianela. She snaps that she doesn't believe him. She's not the fool she was before. QUÉ!? he stammers.

Vocabulary:
echarse una canita al aire....echarse la peluca entera = to have a fling....to have a bodacious fling!
tener pantalones = to have guts
estar en sus cabales = to be in one's right mind
brincos diera = lit. to give jumps fig. you wish!
y si mi abuelita tenia ruedas, serias bicicleta = if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle, in other words...yeah, right, sure fella, like I believe you...not!
o te comportas o te da un par de nalgadas = either you behave or I'm going to give you a spanking
de muy buen ver = attractive
soy de cascos ligeros = I'm an easy woman
eres un lanzado = you're very forward
brote de celos = an outbreak of jealousy

Dicho of the Day

poner los ojos como platos = to have your eyes get big as plates, to become very surprised or overwhelmed with amazement (Mauricio when he heard Victoria was in jail for complicity in theft)

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La Fea Más Bella #165-166 1/12/11 The end of the world as we know it.

Capitulo 165.
Read Julie’s original recap, then come back here to discuss it.

1. Lety cries as she reads the letter, but by the end her emotion is cold wrath. Just then Marcia, stoked with fury, charges into her office. Lety says the folders will be ready in ten minutes. Marcia gets snotty so Lety gets defiant. Marcia tries to verbally smack her down and calls her an idiot, so Lety yells, “I’m in no mood to tolerate your arrogance either.”

2. Lety says that after the meeting Marcia won’t see her anymore. Marcia thinks it’s a plot to make her look like the villain, and she says, “Today I’m prepared for anything!” (Don’t count on it, Tutz.) If Lety doesn’t resign, Marcia is ready to kick her out, and if Lety doesn’t go, Marcia will.

3. Marcia listens as Alicia tries to push the witches around and tells them Marcia is just a foolish producer. Marcia pulls her up short and orders her to serve the coffee.

4. Fern asks how he can write a card today. What can he say? “I love you and I’m getting married”? (This indicates that Omar has convinced him that he has to go through with the wedding.) He says that when Marcia is next to him, he feels repugnance.

5. Fern and Omar enter the meeting. Fern tells Marcia, “Don’t worry, I’ll marry you just like I promised.”

6. Screenshot 42:19 – 42:45. Lety pulls papers out of the folders and tells the cuartel that there is an error she needs to fix. Lety distributes the folders to the board. Fernando opens his folder and reads, “Mi estimado presidente..” And his world turns upside-down.





Capitulo 166.
Read k-Fuego’s original recap, then come back here to discuss it. It would be impossible to briefly summarize this episode. Every sentence carries too much weight and I could not bear to leave out anything. Read the complete recap. But I leave you a few of Pata's wonderful screenshots.

Omar's initial reaction.



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Even now, Lety is still focused on Fernando's pain.


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Fernando is a broken man.


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Torn between two lovers, and he made the wrong choice.

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Eva Luna #47 Tue 1/11/11 Hiding behind pastry carts seems like a good idea.

Eva Luna Episode #47—Hiding behind pastry carts seems like a good idea.

I apologize again, I am not feeling up to snuff (nothing bad, just one of those things) and hope to finish this recap in the morning, but this time I did make video clips, so I'm posting a bulleted list of what happened, plus the clips. Discuss amongst yourselves and I'll finish the recap in the morning (I hope!). Edit: I think the summary gets most of the points so maybe I'll just elaborate on that in the morning.

Bulleted list of what happened on Eva Luna (based on memory, I hope I get this right):

  • Idiot Eva goes with Leo up to his mountain hideaway (or wherever it is) where he plies her with a drugged beverage. When she is passed out he places her in his bed, undresses her, takes off his own shirt, and photographs her and him in a "compromising position" on the bed. (Shades of Llena de Amor, where Ilitia and Kristel did that with a zonked-out Emanuel.) When she starts to wake up, he quickly dresses her so she's not aware of what happened.
  • While up at the mountain hideaway (but before passing out) Eva talks about pressing charges against Daniel for the hit-and-run of her dad, but Leo doesn't think that's a good idea (wonder why?) and tells her he'll be "with her" in helping her get revenge on Daniel. Eva also wants to confront Daniel herself, but of course we know Leo won't allow that either!
  • Evil Marcela takes Daniel to the bank in order to convince him that Eva stole money from the company by forging Daniel's signature. The bank guy helpfully shows closed circuit camera photos of Eva cashing the check. Daniel almost buys this but even so, does not want formal charges pressed against Eva until he can talk to her and get clarification. Then later he starts thinking about it and starts suspecting that something is not right, as it is all too perfect. In particular, he wonders how could Eva forge his signature when she's never seen Daniel's signature?
  • Icky spews delusional garbage to her dad about how she is going to marry Daniel. He tries to reason with her. Then Icky tells her dad that his "angel" Eva is actually the woman that Daniel was two-timing her with. Don Julio doesn't want to believe this until Icky shows the photos. Then Don Julio remembers how both Eva and Daniel hinted around that something was going on, and (I think) Don Julio connects the dots and does not think ill of them for it. He also reminds her that her relationship with Daniel was never quite genuine either, but rather was pushed on them by Marcela. Icky is infuriated by this, as expected. When Icky demands that Don Julio fire Eva, Don Julio refuses.
  • Renata visits Doña Justa at the pension and tells her that yes, her baby died. That Don Julio is "muy feliz" (very happy) with Marcela, and that he's forgotten all about Justa. (This is of course the exact opposite of the truth, because 1) Justa's baby is alive in the form of Icky, and 2) Don Julio JUST TOLD RENATA himself how much he wished he'd stuck with Justa.) Justa is devastated by the news that she's old history to Don Julio. 
  • Also, Renata tells Justa that everyone thought she (Justa) was dead because there was a woman's dead body at her house when the earthquake hit. It turns out it was Justa's roommate, but everyone thought it was Justa. (What I want to know is, which earthquake, and where? The Northridge one in '94? The one up in S. Francisco in '89? There really weren't any other earthquakes of sufficient strength to cause that much havoc in that time frame. I'm very confused about this. And while I'm here, I'm very confused about Justa going up to "Santa Rosa" to see about her baby's grave. The only "Santa Rosa" in California is an hour north of San Francisco. That's quite a drive from L.A.)
  • Don Ricardo comes in and is introduced. Renata asks Justa if he's her husband, Justa says no, Don Julio was the love of her life and Don Ricardo is a resident of the pension. 
  • Marisol for some reason wants her new buddy Giorgio to meet her galán, Francisco. (She wants Giorgio to "approve" of him, using his "male intuition.") Giorgio goes along with this after she keeps begging him. They are supposed to meet Francisco at a restaurant. Francisco comes to meet them, sees Giorgio, knows that his goose is cooked if Giorgio sees him (since Giorgio knows him as Daniel's chofer) and so HIDES BEHIND A PASTRY CART in order to evade them. I'm not really sure why. My eyes were glazing over at this point. (By the way, is it just me, or is Giorgio starting to look rather attractive?)
  • Tony and Alicia go on a search for Eva, go to the cemetery and see that fresh flowers have been put at their dad's grave. But they don't find Eva.
  • Evil Marcy reports Eva's "theft" to the police.
Video clip from around the middle of the episode, starting with Evil Icky showing the "proof" of Daniel and Eva's involvement. Don Julio remembers that both Eva and Daniel hinted around about their involvement, and it looks like Don Julio isn't angry about it. Then we go to Daniel at the bank, where Marcela and the bank guy are trying to convince him that Eva's a thief.

Video clip of the end of the episode, where slimy Leo does his creepy "compromising photos" thing, and also we have poor Daniel wondering if Eva was playing him all along, and then thinking that maybe something else is going on . . .

Video clip of avances.

(Right-click on links to open to new window.) Remember, these are streaming video clips (like what's on YouTube). It's very high quality so if playback stalls at first, just wait a while for the rest of the clip to load and it should be fine.

Oh, and I couldn't leave you without at least one photo of Daniel! LOL.

Poor rejected Daniel doesn't know the evil that Marcela has in store for him.  (Click on image to see much larger version.)

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Llena de Amor #105 (Mex. 110) Tue 1/11/11 It’s the SOUP!

Darth Lirio calls Brandon from his near-death bed and tells him to let Victoria go. Pure coincidence that she’s been on the scene of three of his lootings, explainable since she’s involved with the same family he’s out to get. Brandon declines to follow instructions from Public Frenemy #1, but says to himself that of course Vicky is not in cahoots with that masked man of mystery. Who could he be?
In the holding cell, MariVicky wonders why she keeps running into the dashing, daring divesting dude. But focus! Got to get out of here! She also wonders why Brandon seems willing to help her. Does he maybe suspect that she is the one and only Marianela Ruiz y de Teresa?
Comisario Tejeda reams Brandon for not tracing the call from El Lirio. {If this police crew knew how to trace calls, or demonstrated any other competence, this telenovela would have been a lot shorter.} Brandon says he didn’t have time. El Lirio is just toying with him, like a cat batting about a helpless mouse! Brandon will not rest until the masked menace is rotting in a dank cell. Tejeda thinks he’s taking this case a bit too personally. Brandon tries to claim that it’s clear Vicky is not involved, but Tejeda thinks her lack of papers is just a bit too suspicious. He tells Brandon to settle down (dejar las rabietas) and get to work.
After Tejeda leaves, Jairo arrives and Brandon asks him to get the chuecos (twisted, underhanded, i.e. fake) passport and birth certificate. Jairo says he’s got the contacts, but he’s reluctant and is surprised Snow-White Brandon is even asking. Brandon says it’s an important favor for someone really special to him, and gives Jairo the info. He declines to say who this is for, but won’t Jairo need a photo for the passport?
Brandon tells Vicky her documents are on the way. She asks why he’s helping her. He tells her to just be happy and not ask so many questions. MariVicky tries to cagily ask whether it’s because he knows something about her. “All I know is that you’re the most beautiful woman in the world,” says our smooth charmer. She doesn’t like that he’s risking his career, and for nothing in return, even. “Who says I expect nothing in return? You’re going to pay.” She looks mildly alarmed, but all he’s asking is that she go to dinner with him once she’s out of custody. She doesn’t think looking at her over tacos and beer is much of a reward for what he could lose forging documents, but he’s says there’s no forging. It’s all legal. He’s got her data, so it’s no problem to get legal documents from the Civil Registry, RIGHT? She tries to discourage him from doing this. “Because Victoria de la Garza doesn’t exist?” asks our suddenly clever poli. {Really, Marianela. You should have gotten false documents before you started this whole scheme, and I can’t believe you haven’t been asked for identification before this.}
Meanwhile, back at the rattlesnake ranch, Fedra and Spiderus are coming to the same conclusion. It’s just too much of a coincidence that records show Marianela entered Mexico the same day that Victoria crashed Emanuel’s wedding. Emiliano interrupts to tell Fedra that Vicky has been detained, and he’s got to help her. I don’t know why he hasn’t learned yet not to inform Fedra of anything that’s going on. Fedra is predictably snarly at the idea of his helping, but Emil says she’s a friend of Marianela’s and that gives him a moral obligation to help her, especially since there’s no proof against her. “A FRIEND of Marianela? No, much more than that,” Fedra croaks when she’s alone again.
Doris visits MV, and MV tells her that Brandon is on the verge of unraveling her tangle of lies.
Delirio is still lying in bed, bleeding through a towel that Netty is not even applying pressure to. Gladiola is still hollering at Netty through the house. Netty is still somehow not telling Gladiola to shut the heck up. Eman begs Netty not to let anyone know he’s there.
MariVicky frets to Doris that no one can know she is really Marianela, at least not until Fedra and Emanuel are behind bars. Doris says she can throw them off the trail if Mari is willing to take on any level of risk. Mari is. Doris is on the case.
Doctor Arnaldo has arrived, and Gladiola has escorted him to Netty’s bedroom door and bellows her demands to know what’s going on. {Here’s where Netty should claim some super embarrassing and private medical problem and demand that Gladiola go away and leave her alone.} Netty starts coughing violently and claims she’s contagious. Gladiola stills wants to be let in and is offended that Netty is keeping her out. She finally goes away pouting and Doc Arnie steps in and makes much less fuss, even when confronted with a bullet wound and told it’s hush-hush.
Ilitia and Manzanita return to Casa Crazy, Ilitia nattering to not-there Malicio that he will never put a finger on her again. Manza tells her she sounds nuts. Also, the little apple is hungry; they never fed her. Ilitia tells her to keep quiet about it. “Why did you kill him? Killing is bad,” Manzanita remarks, without much concern. “Shut up, little plum or whoever you are! I did not kill him! Don’t mention this to anyone, understand? I was just defending us from a bad man who wanted to hurt us.” “They’re going to throw you in jail!” Ilitia claps her hand over Manzanita’s mouth once again. “I SAID, he’s not dead! I didn’t kill him! Unfortunately. Quiet, OKAY?” Kristel strolls down the stairs and wonders what they’re talking about.
Benigno skulks into the kitchen, not remotely blending into the furniture in his camo-and-houseplants disguise. Paula tells him he doesn’t have to hide, “no hay moros en la costa.” (no one is watching). He’s glad, because he’s so hungry he could eat a whole cow. Paula thinks he’s got enough of a gut as it is and should eat something lighter, so she gives him some of the vegetable soup she made (with a poison assist from the MurderMasters) for Max. Benigno slurps it up. Paula mentions that Max doesn’t eat like that. In fact, he hardly does anything at all; just lies in bed and spouts crazy talk. She’s really worried. Benigno agrees. Max is a tough old soldier, but lately he looks muy dado al catre (idiotic, simpleminded). And to make things worse, he has to eat this soup, which doesn’t taste very good. Paula indignantly says that’s just because it’s low in salt and fat.
Ilitia claims to Kristel that they were just talking about a scary movie they saw. “RIGHT, Ciruelita?” “No, you’re a liar.” {How did the little apple make it on the street so long, with this lack of survival skills?} “What movie did you see?” Kristel asks Manzanita ingratiatingly. “We didn’t see a movie. We were at the home of…” Ilitia’s hand swiftly clamps over Manza’s mouth once more. She tries to convince Manzanita it’s time for bed. Kristel sucks up some more, and Manzanita tells her they went for ice cream with a man, and then Ilitia killed him. Kristel just doesn’t even know what to make of that. “No, it was just a rat. Byeee, rat!” Ilitia says flippantly, as Manzanita shakes her head. Kristel is still stunned. “You? A rat? Aplastado, and everything?” Aplastado, apachurrado, y fuero de esta mundo.” Kristel is impressed.
Back in the kitchen, Paula is still worrying, now about Gretel. She rambles on about Gretel’s chances for happiness as Benigno quickly goes loco. He starts making friends with the refrigerator light as Paula babbles obliviously. She’s hoping Gretel reconnects with Oliver; love is such a beautiful thing. “Is love like the light, Paulita?” “Yes, love illuminates everything.” “Where does it go when it turns off?” Benigno asks, closing the refrigerator door. “True love never turns off,” Paula says dreamily. “Hello, light! Goodbye, light!” Benigno says over and over, opening and closing the fridge door. Finally Paula notices something is amiss. “You’ve gone crazy!” … “The SOUP!”
Oliver is awake. He asks Manolo if he was really on the verge of death. Manolo sniffles that he gave him a few gray hairs, flatlining for two whole minutes. Oliver says he imagined that his beloved Gretel was here praying for him. Manolo says he must really love Gretel. “Here’s something that will help you recover…I know what happened to Gretel!”
Emiliano bravely sits through another of Axel’s little guitar-and-singing recitals. He even applauds when it’s over. Maybe because it’s over. “You have a lot of talent, son,” he says. “Uh…you’ve applied to the conservatory, right?” What a kind way to tell the kid he needs lessons. Axel says yes, and the auditions are in two months. Emiliano is super proud and happy. He tells Axel that he’s told Fedra he’s taking a business trip to the U.S., and he wants Axel to come along. Axel would love to go. Emiliano confides that the trip is really to Switzerland, to bring Gretel home. Axel tells him traveling to Switzerland will do no good because she isn’t there; he and Emanuel discovered that she had been locked in the wine cellar for two years.
In the blechelor pad, Lowrenzo is trying to get Fedra out of her clothes, but she can’t get Victoria out of her head. That woman is like a hydra, her head popping up everywhere! In the agency, in the house, everywhere, and she’s out to get Fedra! Lowrenzo, frustrated and wanting to get down to business, finally says if Victoria gets out of jail, he’ll take care of the rest. What’s a little murder when you’re horny?
Emiliano is in denial. Axel tells him how they went down to the cellar and found the food and syringes and Gretel’s name scratched into a barrel. Emiliano breaks down crying and punches things.
Lowrenzo clarifies that he is not willing to go all the way, Vicky-riddence-wise. Fedra says when someone’s in your way, you have to get rid of them COMPLETELY, for good. He says he is not a murderer (ha). “Then what happened to the mother of your latest spawn? You had nothing to do with that?” “Totally innocent.” “I know what you’re capable of. We’re lagartos del mismo pantano (two of a kind).” She suggests that Victoria’s demise would be a great benefit to both of them. Then she minces out, leaving Low high and dry.
Emiliano is in crushing emotional pain, imagining his little Gretel locked up like a lab rat. Axel assures him that this is true.
Meanwhile, GretelMan is telling Oliver s/he got information from a super-reliable source in the RydT household. “Spill it, then.” “Gretel never left. She never went to Switzerland. She was locked in the wine cellar for two years!” Oliver’s ready to head out and throttle Fedra, but for the fact that he can’t even sit up. GretelMan gets him to hold still and rest. “Yes, it was Fedra. She threatened to kill you if Gretel didn’t leave you.” “You aren’t just lying to me because I’m on my deathbed, are you?” “No! Gretel had to tell you she hated you in order to save you! She never stopped loving you!”
Axel says they don’t know where Gretel is now. But, after stalling for weeks on telling anyone about this, there isn’t a second more to lose! They’ve got to look for her! Emiliano is too distraught to function. How could Fedra be so inhumane?! Axel tries to comfort him, but he continues to blame himself and rage that he will never forgive Fedra. He wants to kill Fedra immediately, but skinny little Axel holds him back.
Oliver’s in a similar state. “Where is Gretel now? Is she still locked up? I have to find her!” He tries to get up and skinny little GretelMan holds him back. Not very well, though. He sits up, making his bullet hole bleed again, and GretelMan just yells for the nurse. No-Nonsense Nurse doesn’t bother to reason with him, opting instead to inject a little liquid loosey-goosey sauce into his IV line.
Brandon is home from a long day of work, but can he relax? No. Gladiola hops in his face, frantically sharing the gossip that Doc Arnaldo is holed up in Netty’s room, AND THEY WON’T LET HER IN!
Upstairs, the doc has saved Emanuel. Eman weakly thanks Arnaldo and Netty. Brandon knocks on the door and demands to know what’s going on. Gladiola hovers behind him. Can’t a grown woman have a little privacy? Metiches. Netty frets instead of telling them to mind their own freaking business.
Benigno has taking his raving lunatic act out into the garden, where Paula is trying to rein him in. Manzanita seems to think it’s a game. Emiliano comes outside bellowing for Fedra, followed by Axel, and they wonder what’s wrong with Benigno. “It’s the SOUP!” says Paula, not really making things any clearer. Kristel and Ilitia swish out the door next, telling Emiliano that Fedra went to the super. Then they too notice the crazy gardener. “What the heck?!” “It’s the SOUP!” says Axel, seeming to think this is all a joke. Ilitia doesn’t have time for this. Her baby hasn’t come home and he isn’t answering his phone. Where is he? “The champion is always training! The dogs are coming out!!!” Benigno shouts with glee, approaching the dog kennel. “No! No no no!!!” Kristel and Ilitia yell. Benigno releases the dogs, and the fresas scream and run, the dogs in hot pursuit. {Man. Just when you think nothing funnier can happen on this show…} Everyone else stands there laughing, unattacked. “Benigno!” Emiliano chastises. “You can’t blame him. It’s the SOUP!” Paula insists. Axel sagely nods, shaking with laughter. Humorless Nereida comes outside. “What is going on?” “It’s the SOUP!” Axel, Paula, and Manzanita yell, laughing hysterically.
Max watches all this on his monitors down in the foxhole. “And they say I’M crazy,” he mutters. Then he realizes… “The soup?”
The doc tells Brandon through the door that Netty is super contagious. Brandon insists he’s super tough. Netty coughs some more, begging them to leave her alone so she can rest. Nothing doing, the nosy nellies won’t go away without seeing her. Emanuel silently rages, wishing he had an invisibility cloak, and thinking he’d maybe take the opportunity to strangle Brandon while he had it on.
Fedra slinks into the holding cell area for a social call. And then we return to the simple old days of weight-related insults. “I’ve come to say hi, Victoria…or should I say, three point fourteen sixteen (?), tinaco sin fondo, homenaje al cholesterol. Or should I just call you by your real name, Marianela Ruiz y de Teresa?”
Brandon breaks into the bedroom, where Netty is now lying in the bed coughing and Doc Arnie sits by looking concerned. “That is no way to enter a lady’s bedroom! Such disrespect!” Netty chastises through her hacking. Doc repeats that they need to leave and let her recover. Gladiola is now all apologies and ready to leave, but Brandon says “wait!” and opens the closet. {Brandon! You do not open a lady’s closet! Especially when she’s your landlady.}
Fedra wants to know Mari’s weight-loss secret. Stomach stapling, liposuction, jaw wired shut, pills, what? MariVicky isn’t conceding and she tells Fedra she seems delirious. “You’re as bad an actress as your aunt Netty,” Fedra says. Mari slings back some insults about Fedra drying up in old age and that’s why she’s losing her mind. “I have proof that you’re deceiving all of us, Marianela,” Fedra snarls. “You arrived in Mexico the same day you turned up at Emanuel’s wedding!”
Brandon’s still searching Netty’s room, and she’s annoyed. She acts all insulted that he would suspect his beloved auntie Netty of harboring a delinquent. No, she will not excuse him for thinking so! How dare he! She gets all worked up, then collapses and sobs that she’s going to die.
“Yep, that much is true, my friend Marianela is in Mexico to do battle with you,” MariVicky agrees. “YOU are Marianela! Stop pretending! I will not let you ruin my family!” Fedra is nearly foaming at the mouth. “The only one ruining your family is you. You’d do anything for money, even destroy your own children. The only person here with a double life is you, and I’m going to unmask you in front of everyone, Juana Felipa Pérez.” Well, that stops the rabid witch in her tracks.
Axel plays with Manzanita. Kristel and Ilitia stagger back into the house, muddy and with hair even worse than our buddy Blenderhead’s. Axel chuckles about this going on the internet. “Zero cool, you flea! Don’t you dare take a single picture!” Kristel yells. “And you, little plum! No smiles, and straight to bed!” Ilitia adds. Axel races Manzanita up to the bedroom. Emiliano asks Ilitia if she knows what Paula means by the soup. Ilitia thinks the servants are just dimwitted and nuts, but who cares? The real concern is that her baby is missing. Emiliano thinks Emanuel is probably just at the police station, dealing with the aftermath of the robbery at the agency. Seems it was that Lirio de Plata. “What? Why is that guy obsessed with us?” Ilitia asks, pretending this is the first she’s heard of it. {Good thing that bigmouth Manzanita has gone to bed.} Emiliano hopes they trap him. At least there was a witness, Victoria. “WHAT?! Emanuel is with HER?!” Emiliano shrugs.
Next morning, Fedra is in a baaaaad mood. Spiderus thinks it’s because Emiliano slept in the guest room instead of with her, but she tells him THAT WOMAN called her by her REAL name! “Seems you finally found la horma de tu zapato (you met your match),” Spidey comments, getting his own zapato stomped on in response. Fedra has now decided that Victoria can’t be Marianela, because Mari is too stupid to have figured such a thing out. Then brain trust Fedra comes up with the fifty-peso word pusilánime (timid) to describe her. Way to go, Fedra. Eventually you’ll have the vocabulary of a fifth grader. Spidey seems surprised that she got the word right.
Emiliano kicks Bernardo out and tells Fedra they have to talk. “Yes, we do. Why didn’t you sleep with me last night?” “So I wouldn’t murder you! You evil, evil woman! You kept your own daughter locked up for two years!”
Avances: Kristel demands an explanation from Rapey-Snake. Brandon says to Ilitia her husband is missing and El Lirio is injured…might they be the same person? Netty tells Emanuel that Marianela ditched him because she found him in bed with Ilitia at the agency. Emanuel is going to demand an explanation. Explanations will be demanded all around! Big stuff!
Dejar las rabietas – quit with the tantrums
Chueco – twisted, dirty, underhanded. One of my favorite words; it has so many applications.
Hay moros en la costa – we’re being watched, or eavesdropped on (lit. there are Moors on the coast). This is another of my favorite expressions!
Muy dado al catre – catre means, like, a folding camp bed. But dado al catre means gullible. Maybe because catre also means a tub for bathing babies? Like, “born yesterday.”
Aplastado, apachurrado, y fuero de esta mundo – flattened, squashed, and gone from this world (if only!)
Mi cielito en Pekín – another of Oliver’s bizarre terms of endearment
Lagartos del mismo pantano – lizards of the same swamp; two of a kind
Pues, desembuche, no te atragantes – well, spit it out; don’t choke on it
Tinaco sin fondo – bottomless tank
Encontraste la horma de tu zapato – you’ve met your match (lit., you found the shoe tree for your shoe)
Pusilánime -- fainthearted

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Triunfo del Amor #7 1/11/11 Fernanda Needs to Die

Models awalkin the ramp. They're HELLA skinny and flat-figured. Maria walks and gets this nice background music. Of course she does, Cielo; not only is she the protagonist, she's the only one with curves. Duh. We had this convo in the last comment section.

Anyways, she looks lovely in her pony tail and long gown. She does a twirl and has such a cute smile as she sees Max. You can tell she wants him to notice how pretty she looks, but he goes into wth-is-maria-desamparada-doing-here mode and squints his eyes uncomfortably while Victoria is takin ages to sign his freakin document. My boss does that too. Just sign it already.

When Vicki says, "Anything else, Maximiliano?" Maria stops right on the ramp and lets the tears fall. She can't believe he lied to her. She runs backstage.

Victoria and Pepino are like uhh why on earth is she crying? Antonienta continues to introduce the next models and outfits. Max looks like he knows he messed up. Guilt kicks in. Or maybe he's just upset at his luck--mamma did bust him out. Idk. I'd prefer the former.

Some woman is at some event giving some speech about something her organization couldn't have done without the help of Bernarda Iturbe and her generosity. Bernarda pretends to have modesty and shame, and I have to pause just so I can roll my eyes long enough. Give me a break, Bernie. Everyone's clapping for her. Make it stop; it's just annoying now. She's touched by the acknowledgment and says she doesn't deserve their applause. You're damn right you don't. She goes on bragging about how her son is a priest, and he inspired her to help the sick.

Juan Pablo's emptying a truck of food and talking to Domingo. Somehow, I missed the scope of the discussion. Something about an office being built by volunteers?

Pepino tells Maria how lovely and majestic she was. Antonieta asks why she froze on stage. Pepino leaves, and Antoniete takes Mari to the side and tells her she knows what happened. She tells Maria to confide in her. Max is a good boy, but he's not boy friend material. Remember the advice. I get that advice all the time, Maria. I usually follow it, but if Max is the guy, I say screw that! Forgivness is the answer.

Milagro is singing about kisses. She's onto Juanjo's crush on Linda. He denies it. She's just very pretty. Blah blah. He leaves.

Fernanda is in the office. Pepino hilariously skips in and hugs her. He has a dress for her party, but Fernanda says she wants something very sexy. She's old enough to pick her own outfit. Victoria is not in agreement, and she's MAD. Fernanda says the partay will be canceled if she can't pick her dress. Brat.

Pepino runs out, and Maria cluelessly walks into the office to talk to Victoria. Fernanda bashes her for interrupting a mother-daughter convo.

Victoria asks Fernanda to behave. Instead, Fernie mocks María Desamparada's name and says Vicki is only supporting her because she's an orphan like Vicki. Slap. Her. For. God's. Sake.

Victoria asks Maria why she froze on stage. Antonieta answers for her. She was nervous. First time modeling.

After Antonieta and Maria leave, Fer asks if Vicki has time for her now since the orphan's out of the picture. She gets this beyotch quality from Mama, but even Mama is annoyed and embarrassed. The phone rings, and Fer gets PO'd that there are things more important that her. Grow up.

Linda and Milagro talk. Blah. Blah.

Maria is leaving the office when Fer comes outta nowhere and starts insulting her. Mari says she didn't do anything to deserve this treatment from her, and Fer should be grateful for having a mother. She guilt trips her that she'll never understand what it's like to be an orphan.

Max is flirting with girls in the lobby, but he rushes to Maria when she comes down. She doesn't want to hear anything from him. In fact, she never wants to see him again. She walks off. See you soon, Max shouts after her.

Fer apologizes to Victoria for her behavior. Huggy. That's all it took to get it through Fer's head that she's a beyotch? That's it? Who knew.

Later, Vicki asks Antonieta why she didn't get married (random). She had many people who liked her. Antonieta says the man she loves doesn't love her.

Maria tells the roomies about Max betraying her. Linda rants about men always betraying girls. That's why women need to outsmart them.

Maria then talks about work and Victoria. She respects her more after learning that she's an orphan.

Doorbell rings at Maria's house. It's Max with a bouquet otra vez. She rolls her eyes at him, and he asks her to please forgive him. She attempts to slam the door, but he blocks it. He wants her to listen. She's heard enough, "Maximiliano." Maria slams the door. They both lean on opposite sides of it. Max leaves the flowers.

Vicki meets Osvaldo at a party. Pedro comments on how beautiful Victoria is. Guilleremo arrives. Jealous man. Same old. Kisses.

New day. Maria is leaving home. She sees the flowers outside and tries to ignore them, but she picks them up and smiles, walking away with them.

Max visits Osvaldo in his office. Osi is surprised. Max just wanted to know why Os was missing at breakfast. He was just busy.

Anyways, Max needs advice. He has all these regrets because of what happened with this girl. She's poor, pretty, and nice. He thinks she's innocent, but he's not sure. Osvaldo tells him to give her a chance. Get to know her.

Maria is walking the ramp. Vicki advises her on how to walk. She tells her she needs to fight for what she wants. Victoria says discipline is really important. Why don't you pass those words onto Fernanda? She needs them.

Max comes to works. He needs to talk to Pepino. Pepino asks what's up. Maxs wants the keys to Pep's apartment. Pep teases and asks who's joining him. Max takes the keys and says he can't tell. Oh, Max...

Fernanda asks Fabian where Max is. He doesn't know, but he can find out for her. No, it doesn't matter--she just wanted to bother him anyways. Fer asks Fabian why he's smiling like a fool. Jerk. I knew you couldn't change in 2 minutes. She mentions her birthday and asks how old he is. Fab is 25. She says she thought he was much older. He acts so boring. I'm asking from the bottom of my heart, just kill her already. Please.

Max sees Maria get into a bus and rushes into his car and follows her. He honks at her, moves his car when she changes her seat, and the whole bus is Oooing and aahiing her. Don't punish him, they say. She smiles and so does Max.

When the bus stops, Maria walks out, and Max parks his car [at the bus stop apparently] and chases after her.

Please listen, Max pleads. He didn't want to lie. She asks what he intended. He knows he was wrong with her. She's different from the rest. He touches her face and tries to kiss her. She evades it. He gets on his knees and tells the passerbyers to ask Maria to forgive him. They help him only cause he looks freakin adorable.

She tells him to get up. He's forgiven. The attention-grabber thanks the crowd for helping him, and he asks to take Maria somewhere where they can be alone. She says she's not sure. He winks at her and puts out his hand. [I'm melting.] Maria reluctantly puts her hand out too, and he snatches it.

Anonieta comes into Oscar's office and tells him his stuff was perfect. He wants to thank Victoria personally, but Antonieta tells him that she left with Osvaldo. He says Osvaldo's lucky to have Vicki. Antonieta tells him that he's chasing a dream that can't come true. He knows that, but he's decided to be single for life. Poor Antonienta.

Naty tells Milagro that the boy she likes is in love with another. Story of life, dear. That always happens to her. Sad.

Milagro is going to do something to help her. Love is inescapable. She has letters from people who are looking for partners. She a matchmaker? She has a guy who's lookin for a decent girl. Should they write back to him?

Max invites Maria inside the apartment. Don't be scared, he says. He asks if she likes it. She does. Did he decorate it? No, no. It's his friend's.

Why are we here, Maria asks.

Max: To talk and get to know one another. Ya know...we're alone right now.

Maria smiles nervously, and Max asks what perfume she has on. Idk what she said because I'm too distracted by Max leaning into her hair and smelling her. Maria gets even more nervous and thinks they should leave.

Max: Why? Is someone waiting for you?

Maria: No

Max: No one's waitig for me either, so let's stay here.

Maria: And what do we do?

Max: Spend time together.

Maria: What do we have between us?

Max: Something marvelous.
He wants them to get it on. She thinks he's going too fast. He tries to kiss her, but she says no. She believes in love and wants to form a family. He thinks she's thinking too far. They're still young. Marriage requires a lot of thought. Maria thinks it's better they leave, and she gets up.

Maximiliano stops her. Please don't go, he says. After much work, Max finally kisses her, and little Maria ain't standing there passively either. She's kissing him back. Who could blame her?

End.

Max in kayak = HOT

Como siempre, feel free to correct/add anything. Especially in the Osvaldo/Max talk. My niece was face-timing me so I missed some stuff. Gracias. :)

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La Verdad Oculta EP81 01/12/2011 – Filthy little hobbits! They stole our life!



* Yesterday: Roberto told Adolfo he knew something very important about Mario Genovés. Today: Adolfo gives him 24 hours to prove he’s not fooling him again then he leaves saying his usual “if you fail you’ll face horrifying consequences” speech. In Juan José’s house the orphaned boyz have another pity party. While Asunción is hopelessly depressed because of losing his little girl, JJ tries to encourage him by saying the adoption isn’t done yet and they have to keep fighting for Caramelo.

*At AFI Ramón gives some photos to Leonardo who gets very angry when he sees Juan José on one of them. He does everything to protect that guy but he risks everything! He’s going to talk with him. In the architect studio Medina asks Zaida if she knows anything about Garnica. No, unfortunately she has no idea about his whereabouts. Anyway, she came to talk with him because she has a large amount of money that she’d like to invest. *Viewerville: open a brothel*



* FaustiMario and Abelardo arrive at the Genovés villa and have a lovely bromance scene in which Fausto promises to Bud Spencer that they’ll celebrate when the farce ends. Outside Abe orders Édgar not to disturb Mario who is going to disappear again, I mean, who retired to his bedroom. That’s what Eddie boy was waiting for: in the dining room he hits on Ramona, the homely but nice maid and asks her for a date. She likes the idea but before leaving she has to make an apple juice for Mario. Édgar gets rid of the woman for five minutes and makes the juice by himself. It seems to be delicious, except that few drops of poison he dripped into the jug. Bastrad. The maid brings the jug and a glass into the study and Fausto is about to drink it, when … Commercial break!



* We’re back. Fortunately Fausto, who’d like to leave the house as soon as possible, changed his mind and asks Ramona to put it on his bedside table. Half an hour later a bearless Fausto leaves the tunnel house, and Roberto, who has been spying on the door for a while, sneaks into the headquarters with a flashlight and a digital camera. Poor boy’s throat must be very soar because he keeps coughing while he takes photos of every single detail of the make-up room. In Mario’s bedroom he feels so terrible that he decides to drink the savory juice and says it saved his life. *Viewervile: LOL* However, while he’s leaving through the tunnel he gets dizzier and dizzier, he twitches and burps… but somehow makes it to his car. Outside a police car shows up and the policemen witness his last painful minutes. Roberto gets into the car and runs through the camera he accidentally dropped a few seconds ago, but he doesn’t get far – in front of JJ’s house he pulls a Linda Blair and dies a disgusting death.



*Before leaving with Ramona, content Édgar calls Adolfo to tell him the mission is accomplished. Pretty soon the whole neighbourhood is filled with cops, including Ramón (who sleeps in almost nothing) and Leonardo (who unfortunately sleeps in pyjamas). Yep, Roberto is dead. Totally. At the tunnel house they discover the signs of invading and the policemen tell them what they saw. Leo calls Abelardo.

*In his sick-room David, Gaby and Dora are very happy that he may leave the hospital soon. Abelardo shows up in the room and after getting rid of the ladies he tells Blondie the breaking news. And no, they have no freaking idea about how he died. David asks him to call Juan José. In the meantime Édgar tries to get into the study but it’s closed, and when he knocks on the door of Mario’s bedroom nobody answers. Strange. Back to the hospital: another member of the Stupendous Six, aka Fausto enters the sick-room and learns what happened to Roberto. Geez, hopefully it wasn’t Juan José who killed him! While the men are discussing the case upset Gabriela comes back and performs a small tantrum: Something’s wrong here! She knows they are all lying to her like they lied about Marta and the false wedding, too! She’s fed up with this situation and it’s very good that David returns home because they have much to talk about! She, David, Abelardo, Mario and Fausto – they’re going to have a long conversation in the same room!



*Asunción visits his Caramelo in Elsa’s cute flat where the little girl proudly shows him her new exercise books, tells him that her new name is María del Carmen Rivera and she’s completely content with her new life. Limón can’t hide his sorrow which makes both Elsa and Caramelo uncomfortable.



*Early in the morning a furious Bertha shows up at Carlos’s flat complaining about being forced to get up at 7 o’clock *que horror!* and she had to testify (falsely) for Adolfo. She’s very afraid and upset at her own stupidity, but Carlos tells her a good lawyer could prove her testimony was forced by Adolfo. At AFI Leo and Ramón learn that Rob was venenated by a glass of poisonous juice that he drank either in the tunnel house or in the Genovés villa. Leo changes the topic and orders Ramón to interrogate Marcos about the relationship between JJ and Garnica.



*David is at home. Again. While the ladies are putting him into bed Ramona pours the old juice out and washes the jug. Abelardo notices Édgar’s anxiety and scorns him for not doing his job properly, ie. letting Adolfo into the house.

*At JJ’s pumpkinhead is trying to get familiar with the strange and shiny world of computers and internet (“Please download the information from the internet… WTF?), when the depressed Asunción arrives at home and complaints about Caramelo’s new life. She’s so young, they’re going to lose him!



*In his bedroom David assures Gaby, who’s still confused and angry, that she’s the most important for him. Really? Then why isn’t he honest with her? Does he think she’s so stupid she wouldn’t understand the truth? It’s about their fathers and Adolfo, isn’t it. Sometimes she thinks Mario killed Marta… Talk, please! But poor David can’t say anything without Fausto’s approval, which makes Gaby more mad at him.



* Leonardo visits JJ to reproach him for beating up Roberto. JJ should remember that he has criminal record! Yeah, yeah, he knows it! He visited Roberto because he wanted to help David and he’d be glad to see him in jail. Or dead, says Leonardo. Good idea! Look, commandante, he isn’t a murderer type but he would happily kill that jerk. Oh, really? That’s interesting because Roberto was found dead… next to JJ’s house.



Aribeth

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