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Friday: Lety and Aldo, Kiss, kiss, kiss, Lety remembers Aurora and Fernando kissing, Lety=shocked, Aldo=confused, Aldo: "What's wrong?"

Today: Lety's answer: "Aldo, I love you." Quite right Lety, that's exactly what's wrong! Aldo: "Me too, I adore you." Kiss, kiss, kiss, hug. As they hug, Lety looks disturbed.

The Cuartel are walking off the elevator and gossiping…nice multitasking, ladies. PM says it's obvious that Aurora is hot for Fernando. The other ladies agree and Aldo and Lety come over in time to hear Sara say that she's sure Fernando has chosen Aurora. Aldo says that's excellent news. Marta says that now Fernando won't take Lety away from Aldo because he and Aurora--Lety starts "no, no, no"-ing. Aldo wants to know what's so bad about it, it's good that Fernando is trying to fall in love again…isn't it? Lety says that, but she doesn't think Aurora se fije (literally, "is fixed"; she means Aurora doesn't notice him or isn't paying attention to him) on him. Lola says that's because Lety didn't see how they kissed. PM says the kiss says it all. Sara says Lety's got to see it. She makes kissy noises in Aldo and Lety's direction and Aldo moves in like he's going to kiss her. Sara is startled back towards the others and everyone laughs. Juana says Lety needs to go see it. Irma doesn't think Lety's interested in it. Lety agrees that she's not interested. Well, she's the president of the company, she ought to be interested in what they're doing! Aldo takes his leave and says he'll see Lety at dinner. The gals gather around Lety, continuing to crow about "the kiss" (and I don't think they mean the one she just got from Aldo). Lety goes off to find Luigi and once she's in the elevator, PM says Lety is bien picada (really offended).

Luigi is talking to Lety about the show. He says Aurora's not that great an actress. "Well, she's not an actress," Lety says, and Luigi agrees. He says that when it came time for The Kiss it looked like Ludwica Paleta and Pablo Montero (I gather, courtesy of Wikipedia, that they are the leads on Duelo, [/shameless plug] which is recapped right here on Caray, Caray). Lety says she didn't realize…about LP and PM. Luigi says "you have to see the ear" (say what?). He says Lety should go rest because she looks pale--if she gets sick, they'll have to suspend filming and they'll get behind. Wait a minute, "Lety" hasn't been around for any of the filming, so what difference would her absence make now? Am I missing something here?

Tomás is still working on his signature, this time on a large piece of poster board. A frantic Lety comes into his office. She sings another round of "If I Keep Being Aurora I'll Make Aldo and Fernando Suffer/I Cannot Go On." She goes into her Aurora voice and says she's found a way that Aurora will never have to show up again…she'll kill her. Tomás is impactado! Closeup on Lety's determined, puckered (and not a little insane) face.

Cut to Omar, who looks like he's in a mall. He's wondering how it is that he can't come up with anything. He says it's easy to give other people advice, but not oneself. He's doing this out loud and interspersing it with "hello"'s to the other shoppers. He considers writing her a card, but he wouldn't know what to write, he's wasted his talent on others. He then considers an algodon de ferias de las rosas (is he talking about pink cotton candy?). No, something sweeter, a charamusca (possibly a caramel-type candy). No, it'll get stuck to her fingers. He decides he has to surprise her, he has to show her that he's dying to be with her again.

Tomás is having a panic attack at the thought of Lety killing off Aurora. Lety wants to know who would care if they said Aurora died. Tomás says that's not the problem, the problem is that they couldn't keep up the lie. Oh, I don't know, they're doing pretty good with the current lie, why not give it a shot? Lety is freaked out at the idea that the press might want to see the body? The coffin? Tomás thinks they will want to. He asks what happens if one day Aurora is forced to return and Lety already killed her. Lety says this farsante (fake, impostor) has already gotten her into enough trouble…and the worst of it is that Fernando thinks he could fall in love with Aurora. Tomás thinks it's funny that Fernando already fell in love with Original Recipe Lety and now he's falling in love with Extra Crispy Lety (only he said "version pirata," pirated version). He thinks this is like a movie, where a person falls in love, first with the other person and then with their esencia (essence), not their apariencia (appearance), but their esencia. Lety says this is serious, she doesn't want Fernando to keep suffering for Aurora and besides, "can you imagine what would happen if Aldo finds out I'm Aurora?" Tomás thinks that would be a great reward for Aldo for falling in love with someone like Lety--to find out that she's like the ugly duckling who turned into a swan. Lety thinks Aldo's going to be really angry because he's an honest person who doesn't like lies and if he finds out she deceived everyone, at best he'd cancel the wedding. (At best? Oh, I can think of better!) Tomás doesn't like that idea because Lety would stay single and since he's married, Lety's got to emparejar (match). Lety is having another brilliant idea. She leans across Tomás' desk and whispers, "What if I tell [JR] that I'm Aurora?" "What for?" asks Tomás. Lety says she doesn't know, but maybe she'll ask him to understand and he'll feel sorry for her and let her off the hook. Tomás doesn't think JR will do that since it's not in his best interest. He's already invested a lot of money in the show. Alicia walks in. She tells Lety she looks great in orange (Lety and I are both confused, as Lety's linebacker jacket is lavender today). She tells Lety that Marcia is in the boardroom waiting for Lety because she has an important message from JR.

In the admin area, Sara is withholding potato chips from Marta. I may be mistaken, but doesn't that violate the Geneva Convention? She's holding the bag behind her back and Lety snags a few on the way to her office. When Sara realizes this, she turns around, which allows Marta to steal the bag back. The gals give Marta a hard time and steal the bag back. Irma says she'll give them back on the condition that Marta goes with her to a "meeting" that night. Marta agrees, with the rest of the Cuartel as witnesses.

Tomás has finally fallen prey to Alicia's little scheme and is signing the check with his new-and-improved, super-sexy signature. Did I mention that it looks kind of like a doughnut with random squiggles across the front. Maybe it just looks like that to me because I was watching Paula's Home Cooking right before this and the Deen boys made doughnuts from canned biscuit dough. They cut out the centers with the top of a soda bottle and then fried them in peanut oil because Paula says it has less of a tendency to burn. But you should always use fresh oil because you wouldn't want to fry up your doughnuts in the same oil you'd just fried fish in. And maybe now I'm procrastinating because watching these scenes with Tomás and Alicia makes me want to toss the two of them in boiling oil. He points out the height of the T, and the masculinity of the A, and the sensuality of the M. He asks again about being let into her bedroom, er, her heart. She says "We'll see" and leaves the office.

Omar has found a jewelry store in the mall and tells the sales guy he's looking for a present for his girlfriend. He says he doesn't know what to get because he's had lots of other, you know, "little friends," but this is different. He asks to see a gargantilla (choker) with pearls and diamonds…and the matching earrings…and the matching ring…and would they happen to have a matching handbag? How about a belt? No, okay, how much for all this? 18,500 (I'm guessing pesos, cause the diamonds aren't that big; that would be $1716.93 today). Without the ring? 15,500 ($1483.51). Without the earrings? 12,000 ($1113.68). What if you don't give me the box? Not an option. Omar's cell rings. It's Sara calling him to come back to the office. He gets that crazy look on his face, you know, the one he used to get when he was nuts about Aurora and was about to come up with some way to turn every event into a way to see her…only this time, he wants to know if Marcia has also asked Caro to come to the meeting. He says he's on his way and sends Sara a kiss.

Back at Conceptos, Marcia, Luigi, Lety, Tomás, and Fernando are in the conference room. Marcia says the press conference is all set up. Fernando thinks it's too soon, they need two days at least to get ready. Marcia says she'll take care of the whole thing and Lety says "Of course, that's not what I'm worried about." Luigi thinks they can't appear like this in front of the media. Fernando agrees, and says they don't have anything to show yet and asks if maybe there's a decent scene from the TV show they could present to them. Luigi says he's not worried about the program! They haven't given him time to go to the salon! He hasn't had time for a haircut or a manicure! He's got to look good for his fans! What will they say if they see him like this?! Marcia tells him to get serious because JR's on his way with the periodistas (journalists). Hey, doesn't she know Luigi is the Vidal Sassoon of Conceptos--if he doesn't look good, they don't look good. Luigi gripes that of course, he's got to take care of everything, as usual, and what would they do without him? He leaves the room. Marcia says she hasn't told them to most complicated part--JR wants Aurora at the press conference. She says this like it's serious news and Lety and Tomás get a bit nervous, but frankly that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anyone. Tomás says it's going to be difficult and Marcia says mas nos vale (literally, "it's worth more to us"; i.e., better for us to) find her and get her to show up.

PM is on the phone looking for Caro. She leaves a message with someone that they need Caro's help to find Aurora. Alicia is on the phone to Papi whining (as tears run down her face) that her brilliant plan didn't work because Tomás' I'm Too Sexy signature is nothing like his usual signature. The Cuartel are trying to listen in, so Alicia ends the phone call. Tomás wants to know if she's done with the handwriting analysis. She waves the check around as she tells him she's seen more virile signatures and doesn't think he can impregnate her. And, no, he doesn't notice that what she's waving around with his fake signature on it is a check. Tomás whines that he'll have to wait for her "fertile days" and there's some trash talk about it. Lola tells Tomás that Lety wants him at the press conference.

Lety is on the phone with Aldo whining that she didn't know JR was going to throw a press conference at them. Aldo complains that he was planning something special for dinner (we can see that he's at Casa Lety). Lety asks him to come to the press conference and he says it sounds like a fancy shindig, since Aurora's going to be there. Lety says she doesn't know if Aurora will be there since it was all last-minute and they can't find her and besides Aurora's bien sangrona (really really really disagreeable, unpleasant; Lety and Fernando have used this word to describe her before and the way Aurora's behaved you know there need to be about 20 more "really"'s--her picture is in the dictionary next to the word "sangrona"). Aldo says if it's important, he'll come over right away and ends the call. Mama asks if this means they aren't going to dinner. Papa says if Lety called Aldo it must be important and it's no harm to them to eat at home. Mama coquettishly complains that she's got such an antojo (craving) for the tostadas Aldo was talking about. Aldo proposes that they all go to Conceptos for the press thingy and then go out for tostadas afterwards. Mama goes to freshen up and excitedly tells the ironwork by the stairs that she's going to see her beloved Fernando, her ex-yerno (ex-son-in-law).

Reporters are filing in off the elevator as Lety is in the admin area anxiously telling the Cuartel that the situation is critical, they can't find Aurora. (Um, no, the situation is critical because you sound legitimately worried about not being able to find a figment of your imagination, Lety.) The gals want to know if they can help, but Lety says there's probably nothing they can do, so they ought to go home. Irma tells Lety they're not going home. Juanita says they're doing something altruistic. Irma starts to tell her it's to help Marta, but Marta comes up, so they stop talking about it and tell Marta that Lety said they could leave.

Omar is in the screening room hoping that Cara likes his little present and falls into his arms. When Caro arrives, he tells her that when he found out she was coming to the press conference he came running right away…running because he doesn't have a car. Caro flirtily says she doesn't believe him. Omar tells her that when this thing is over he wants to know if she could invite him over to her house. He says the only thing he wants is to relive that lovely moment they had together. Caro is confused and starts to ask him something, but her phone rings. It's Lety, freaking out and asking Caro to come to her office. As Caro is on the phone, Omar is reaching into his jacket for Caro's present, but when Caro gets off the phone, she gives him a dirty look and stalks off without saying anything to him. Omar wonders if he said something wrong. A collective "duh!" rises from the viewing public.

In her office, Lety is freaking out because she doesn't know what to do since everybody's going to ask where Aurora is and she's definitely not showing up. She wonders what will happen if JR gets angry because they can't find Aurora. She thinks things will get ugly. She swears that she's made her decision and Aurora has disappeared forever, no matter what happens, whether Fernando likes her or not. Once again, I'm disturbed because she seems to have fallen prey to the delusion that Aurora is a completely separate person. Caro isn't paying any attention to Lety's rant. When Lety tries to get her attention, Caro says she's figured it out…Omar's not in love with her, the only thing he wants is to sleep with her again! She pounds on the desk for emphasis and Lety shrinks back in her chair.

The Cuartel have taken Marta to a Comedores Compulsivos (Compulsive Eaters) meeting. At the podium, a woman is telling her story: "…and I realized I had a problem with the way I was eating when my family put candados (padlocks) on the refrigerator and on the alacenas (cupboards). The truth is that I was dying of hunger. One day, I ended up in the dog house, eating his croquetas (lit: croquettes; I think they mean "biscuits"). I ate all my dog's food." Marta has been covering her ears during this and storms out, declaring that she's not like that and, besides, she doesn't have a dog…the people who have dogs can stay. Irma approaches the meeting leader and asks for advice.

At the press conference, Lety's dad is complaining about watching another scene with Aurora because either the scenes or Aurora herself, or both, are indecent. Lety's mom is pointing out to Lety that Aurora is kissing Fernando. Lety looks grumpy and pets Moty (yep, he came to the press conference too). The kiss looks even steamier on the big screen than when they filmed it, but maybe that's just me. Aldo, sitting on Lety's other side says that based on the kiss, he thinks Aurora and Fernando are definitely getting along. Fernando, sitting on the other side of Aldo agrees, but Lety once again says that Aurora is not for Fernando. Caro walks out of the press conference and Omar follows her. They walk past JR and the photographer from the gossip show. JR is complaining to Photographer Guy: "I don't think this event is going to show any results. The leading lady didn't even show up. I need to create a big expectation in the public…the public needs to be anxious to see the program…that before it airs they adore Inocencio, Agent Corazon Corazon, Amor." PG says it's easy if they cause a little bit of a scandal and take advantage of Aurora's absence to create some gossip. JR considers this idea with a Lety-esque pursing of the lips.

Later, PG is talking to a couple of other press people, telling them they need to spread the news quick, like real paparazzi. He tells the (video) camera guy to start rolling.

Back at Casa Lety, the whole family's in Mama and Papa's bed, watching the news. PG appears, talking about the press conference at Conceptos. He says they've got some big gossip about the Mujer Misteriosa. He says he's got ugly news for them, Aurora has disappeared mysteriously, just like she lived mysteriously, and "they" fear for her life. Lety faints and Mama and Papa freak out. Lety comes to and says she's fine. They check to see that she's breathing, her heart's still beating, she can see, she can hear, etc. She says she's fine now and happy about the news they just heard. Mama is surprised and Papa chews her out for being happy about someone else's misfortune. Papa says that, at best, the poor woman is sick, but what if something serious happened to her? Lety says nothing happened to her, she knows Aurora is fine, but the news is going to change her life completely and she's really happy. Mama doesn't understand and neither does Papa. Lety tells them to forget it.

Caro and Omar get to her house. Caro is smiling again. She asks Omar if he wants something to drink, but he says he wants to talk to her. He wants to be with her. The other night--Caro interrupts him and says she doesn't think this is going to work because they already know each other. Omar says she doesn't trust him because she thinks he's the same Don Juan as always. Caro gives him a slightly pitying look like "well, yeah." Omar smacks himself on the forehead and says it's better if he leaves. Caro tells an absent Omar that he can't tell her he loves her because he doesn't feel it.

Casa de Mora. In short: Tomás still isn't allowed in the bedroom; Alicia tells him she needs expensive "treatment" according to her gyno; Tomás says if it's going to be that expensive, maybe he doesn't want kids; Alicia says, in that case, he can keep sleeping in the living room.

The next morning, at Casa Compañía de Tres: Marcia announces that coffee's ready and sets it down on the coffee table. She's already dressed for work. Omar comes in in his pj's, complaining that he slept terribly. Marcia thinks it's because of his conscience, but Omar shows her the choker he bought Caro. There's a mix-up where Marcia thinks it's for her and is kind of worried about it, but Omar tells her it's for Caro. Marcia jokingly tells him he's losing his "sex appeal" lately--first Aurora, now Caro. Omar asks her for advice to conquistarla (win her, seduce her). Marcia says she can't help him, but Omar says she's a woman and she knows what women want from a man. Marcia says: "It's really easy, Omar. What we want is for a man to sincerely love us." She doesn't mention that a nice face and a cute butt don't hurt either. Omar says that his feelings are sincere and Marcia says he should tell Caro, but Omar says he can't. He says everyone is telling him the same thing, but isn't there some other way to show that you love someone? Marcia looks pensive. Fernando comes in, also dressed for work, whistling, and gripes at Omar that he's not dressed yet. He asks if, on top of everything else Marcia does--clean, make the beds, cook, make coffee--does Omar want Marcia to dress him too? Isn't Omar going to work? Omar says he's going to work, but not to bug him because he's not in the mood. Marcia sweetly asks Fernando if he'd like coffee and pours him a cup. Fernando opens the paper to the front page and screams "It can't be!" He sits down next to Marcia and we see that the front page headline is "The Diva Disappeared" and under that "And she won't reappear…Aurora is dead and buried." The other front-page news is that the Oscars are a success in Mexico.

At Casa Grande restaurant, Aldo is having lunch (at least I think so, since they're drinking wine) with Stalker Chick (whose name escapes me at the moment). He's looking over something that she's written. He's going to keep the copy he's looking at and get back to her with any comments, etc. He says he'll get back to her tomorrow, but then corrects himself that it probably won't be tomorrow, since he's got to find a yacht. She asks him if he likes to navegar (sail) and Aldo tells her he loves to, he used to have a little yacht, but he sold it. They bond over their love of the sea, blah, blah, blah. It turns out that SC's dad has a yacht in Puerto Vallarta and when she hears that Aldo's looking for a yacht to rent so he can marry "Leticia" on a yacht, she offers to loan Aldo daddy's yacht for the wedding and she won't take no for an answer. Aldo ends up accepting and thanks her. I sincerely hope Aldo and Stalker Chick end up on that yacht together, sailing away over the horizon, never to be heard from again. That is, assuming her daddy actually does have a yacht and she didn't just make that up so that now she's got to go buy or rent a yacht to lend Aldo. Who knows what she's capable of in her pursuit of the Farrah-haired one.

Lety is working in her office when Caro comes in, freaking out, wanting to know if something's wrong with Lety, on account of what was in the papers about Aurora. She was so scared she didn't wait for the elevators and came running up the stairs. And this is where I finally lose my patience with the whole Aurora mess. Poor Caro! When is this going to end? She's genuinely worried that something had happened to Lety. Lety tells her to calm down and now Caro is angry. She thinks Lety started the rumor, but Lety says she was surprised when she saw the news on TV. They don't know who started it, but Lety says the news hit her like anillo al dedo ("a ring to the finger"; i.e., it fit her, it suited her) since now everyone thinks Aurora has disappeared forever.

Lola and Irma are leading a blindfolded Marta out of the ladies' room and to her desk. When they let her take the blindfold off, we see that the gals have laid out a veritable feast for Marta on her desk. Sara says they can't fight the sea and Irma says that if she wants to eat, they support her, she should eat whatever she wants. It looks like the advice Irma got last night was to try a paradoxical approach (popularly referred to as "reverse psychology"). If I'm right, they're going to encourage her to eat until it makes her sick, but I sure hope it doesn't get too graphic. JR and the Photographer Guy come in and ask to see Luigi. Irma leads them into Luigi's office. The music is trying to warn us that something bad is about to happen and the gals have picked up on the vibe. Except for Marta, who's distracted by the task at hand.

The Moras, in Tomás office, the short version: he'll pay for the treatment, he'll give her a check, but he wants to be a good husband and go with her to see the doctor. Oh no. How ever will Alicia get out of this one?

JR is pacing behind Luigi's desk. He wants Luigi to give him a copy of the show. Luigi says it's impossible, the show should be kept top secret, especially now that Aurora has disappeared. Add Luigi to the "genuinely worried" list. PhotoGuy pats Luigi on the shoulder in a rather menacing way and Luigi is starting to hear the warning music too. JR, sitting behind Luigi's desk says they need to raise a lot of polvareda (outcry) around the show so that when it airs, it's a trancazo (according to the dictionary, a "hit" in the sense of "hit on the head"). PhotoGuy earns my eternal enmity by putting his hands on Luigi's shoulders and pushing him down into one of the purple chairs in front of the desk. Luigi nervously asks if they've talked to Fernando already, because if he gets angry, oof! He's like a tarantula con alacrán (scorpion), forget it. PhotoGuy pats Luigi on the shoulders again and JR says, "Luigi, my dear Luigi, I don't think you know who you're dealing with." But the music does, and it sounds really freaked out. JR says he owns everything they've filmed and he gave them the money for the project. PG still has his hands on Luigi's shoulders and when Luigi starts to protest he "pats" him again. Seriously, I started getting sick to my stomach watching this. JR says if Luigi doesn't want to have problems with him, he'd better give JR a copy of the video. Luigi tells him not to be tan hosco (so bad-tempered) and asks why men always have their testosterone a flor de piel (skin deep; does he mean "right on the surface"?). He says they need to be clear that he's going to give them the video because they're really pressuring him. JR says he'll take full responsibility. Luigi carefully leaves his office. PG smirks. JR walks over to him and says "When you have the video [he claps him hard on the shoulder]…you already know." PG says "Don't worry, we're going to start the biggest scandal of the century." Then he tries for an evil laugh, but it comes out weird. Still, overall, that was a nasty scene.

Tomorrow: The press has a feeding frenzy.

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We begin by rehashing the big Tequila Junto... the one Mariana/Gavi ran out of the meeting jumps in her econo batmobile... takes off, Rod comes running out jumps in his luxury batmobile... leaving the car guy a wad of cash, as Rod pulls off... Isa/TWB & Minnnnnerrrrrvvva pull up in a luxury SUV... *****Think Taupe... is every TWB outfit (except for her boinking Hil outfits Taupe? "Oh I just love those CFM thigh high boots, do you perhaps have them in taupe?" "I just love that dress and I'm sure I won't need any undergarments with it, yes black is nice... but say do you have it in Taupe?" Jest sayin... the world is full of color... explore, not everything should be three shades lighter than your skin and five shades darker than your hair... the "Goldfinger Girl" look is becoming dated.

On the inside, Pamela's Pa is telling her to stop messy around with Aaron... "Oh Pa I love him"... Pa takes off. Isa & Minnie stroll in and Minnie has Aarondar going, but Aaron is way ahead of her and has NagDar on, his eyes quickly move from side to side and like a laser beam zoom right in on the Nag... Quick hide my wife is here... .Pamela the much accommodating Amante disappears... Minnie and TWB walk up to Aaron, "What are you doing here?"Aaron asks. Minnie counters, "Did it require a special invite?" "Amorcito", says Aaron giving his spouse a kiss.

TWB who is doing her version of GavDar is scanning the room... "Where is Rod?"... Aaron is quick to say Rod left, (deflecting attention from himself), where is Mariana? She left right before Rod... Eeeeekkkkkk did they leave together?

Now for some serious Tequila talk... Some guy is talking about the fine standards of Tequila and how Mexico must meet these requirements... Aaron is twitching... "Okay why are you really here?" Aaron queries crazy Minnie again... "Cause I wanted to see if you were gonna hook-up with Pamela again?". Aaron counters that is history, and now they are at a boring meeting & look no Pamela. TWB tired of the whole sham, just wants to go home.

*****This reminds me of highschool where your lame ass friend drug you to some party by telling you some guy was gonna be there and instead she lied and just didn't want to go by her self to check out some dork she was interested in*****
Oh well if you can't use your friends who can you use? I am sure this served a duel purpose 1) To check up on Aaron 2) To add miracle grow to that seed of doubt, Minnie has been cultivating in TWB's brain about Rod & Mariana...

Now then Rod is in hot pursuit of Gavi, but he has lost her... .he is despondent, parked in his usual spot, the one he rents by the month across the street from her apartment. It has a sign "reservado para el estacionamiento del pursuer " and he has the "stalker parking" plastic parking permit hanging from his rearview mirror. Well Rod is all shades of upset and having that crazy talk conversation with himself again... He has lost her, literally not figuratively.

The reason for his loss is Gavi is hangin out with Ma and Beni (the good hearted Italian) in La
Malquerida, Clarita is teaching Beni how to artistically eat salt and follow it up with a nice big shot of Tequila. Gavi laments some about poor Don Artemio, who has lost everything..due to the great Hawaiian Tequila Scandal. ****I think they many be running those "If you or a loved one drank Montalvo Tequila in the past three months, and suffer from blindness, insanity or death, you may be entitled to monetary compensation, call 1-800-Tequila... .we don't get paid until you get paid*****ads on Hawaiian TV.

Meanwhile back at the meeting, Aaron makes a dash for the ladies WC (water closet)... where Pamela, who is doing her best imitation of Strawberry Shortcake, is hiding out... Aaron tells her to come out, Minnie & Isa have gone. Pamela says that’s it, she has had it... no mas, but Aaron reptilian eyes flick and he tells her, he loves Pam and he plans to divorce Minnie... Pamela has the muy impacted look.

Rod arrives home and TWB, begins the twenty question routine... .Rod is evasive... next we see her in her Red Robe, coming into Rod's room... he is asleep and she does the "Are you asleep" routine, yeah my husband loves it when I do that, cause I want to make some point.
Anyway, she vows to stop the jealousy and can we now talk about the petri dish and mixing up our DNA? Whoa there little cowgirl... Rod says, I'm not sure I'm ready for this... Isa has this "Que the Hell?" look on her face... I gotta say here, I do agree come on, you went to the doctor. What did you think it was for? Are you now on page one in the "Sperm Donors Catalog"?... Dude on your profile I seriously recommend you lie about your SATs. Rod wants to put the idea on hold for a month or so... TWB looks none too pleased.

Meanwhile James is having a total breakdown in the local Tequila hospital... the Doctor says Acacia has had a blow to the head and is in a coma, she may die.

Months Pass

Guess what? Rod is sitting outside Gavi's apartment, well it is okay, he is in his special parking spot... Clara and a friend come out, Rod puts like three fingers of each hand up to cover his face... Oh good disguise dude..well it appears to work... Rod gets out and going right past Gavi's neighbor, goes to her apartment and rings the bell. Gavi and Beni are inside whipping up some Chicken Parmesan... Gavi answers the door and after some arguing, she lets him in... Gavi explains who Beni is... the guy who saved her in Paris and gave her money to go find Rod in London. Rod looks so fourteen, but he thanks Beni and they shake hands... Gavi & Rod go downstairs and have yet another little argument on the street... Rod is in full crazy mode he grabs Gavi and kisses her, she pulls away and she dives right into the kiss. He begs her to tell him that she loves him. Haaaa, you will never hear those words from me, she answers. She turns to leave and go back in, but gives him another quick peck... .

Rod is standing on the street, grinning and saying she loves me she loves me... .He then ****and trust me I am shuddering as I type this**** kisses his own hands and rubs them all over his face... So is this what a fan looks like at a Jaime Camil sighting? I fear Rod will never wash his face again... .

As this is going on... TWB is having lunch with Sofia at the club... the girls are wearing Tennis White, what no taupe? Anyway, TWB tells Sofia that Rod has put the brakes on Insemination Central... .Sofia says "As if, just go behind his back and use his spunk, he'll be happy you did". Even TWB has a oh no you didn't... look on her face... .Oh Sofia how come when Aaron is a Rat it is fun, but you just come off as dried up and hateful?

Now to the long term care hospital in Tequila... James has used this passage of time to grow a manly moustache... he is talking to Acacia who is still in a coma, but adding insult to injury, she now has a tube shoved up her nose, I'm not really sure why. Maybe it is dramatic license, so we know she is really not up to snuff. James loves her, can't live without her... he seems to be a bit down over the fact that she just lays there. He tells her about the peanuts... ****I looked this up, it takes a crop of peanuts like 120 days, I feel like he has been waiting to grind out that first jar of Skippy's for years now****

Meliton is busy maintaining his drunk demeanor in the Cantina, all the patrons look pretty happy, cause while they have to listen to the town's drunken incestuous rapist, they are spared listening to "The Best of Gavi, Vol I". I believe Meliton may be trying to pin the blame on James.

Rod is driving down the streets of Mexico City, talking to his best friend Rod... She loves me... blah blah blah, grinning showing off those pearly whites (which actually are far more in proportion to his head than Aldo's mighty LFMB chiclets); why he is just gonna dump TWB & marry Gavi.
Rod is called to a lovely luncheon with TWB's parasite parents. TWB takes Mom away and Dad proceeds to drill Rod about staring a family. Rod says a kid is a lot of responsibility, Dad says hey, TWB's Ma and I almost divorce before she was born... I was boinking someone else and then wifey got pregnant, well that certainly straighten out my priorities and we have been blissful ever since. Dad also through in some blather about his business and I think Rod may be going to be fleeced by the parents as well as the daughter.

Back at Gavi Acres, Beni is like well... if you love him... But Gavi says the love can not be... he is married. Beni, being an Italian and on a first name basis with the Pope, informs her that a divorce would be no problemo as they have not consummated the marriage... .thus grounds for an annulment... .

Back to the Hospital... James comes in and says it is only 15 days until Christmas and he has a present for Acacia... he has a music box... it begins to play... we see the television screen in her head where she is thought bubbling the time James gave her the other music box. Acacia moves a finger. James goes wild, the doctors come in and pull up an eyelid, shining a light in her eyes. She has reaction to stimulus... Egads it is a miracle, her eyes open, but she just lies there staring straight ahead, really pretty much like she normally looks.

Now Rod comes into the office and he is all excited and happy, the office is decorated for Christmas... Gavi was had the whole office area decorated and Rod's office too has been decorated. Rod gets a phone call from James with the good news... he tells Rod about Acacia coming out of the coma. Well good friend that Rod is, he take this as a sign that James would love nothing better than to hear endless dribble about Gavi & Rod, yeah I'm sure that is why he called. Gavi comes in and Rod tells her that they are going to have to work late to finish the end of the year balances. She says okay... .Rod is certain that tonight he will demonstrate his love... .
Oh I am cringing again...

Shout out to Rod Stewart
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be all right
Cause I'm in love with you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Rod looks like the geeky freshman in Nat'l Lampoon movies who thinks he is the "Love Master" and he is gonna get some... .

In Gavi's office she is in a conversation with Don Artemio, who on the other end looks like he is one noose away from climbing up on the chair and hanging himself... Gavi tells him to just hang on a little longer, everything will be okay...

Onate slips in and she signs a paper to ship 400,000 thousand liters of Tequila to (I think the Middle East), maybe I am wrong about the location... .Cause hey aren't they Muslim, no alcohol?

Isa goes to the doctor and tells him to get that bun in her oven... like yesterday, the doctor say that is impossible, cause they have to wait tell the right time and he is going on vacation... Scary TWB comes out and says she must get pregnant NOW..

Onate slips the invoice past Rod also. Rod tells Elvira to send everyone home early cause he has to work on the balances with Mariana... Elvira has this "Yeah Balancing her on top of the Desk" look on her face... Elvira speed dials TWB and fills her in.

TWB simply will not put up with Rod switching Mariana for Gavi... she will stop this. She calls Rod and starts questioning him about tonight... he hangs up on her.

Meanwhile Aaron has come back from Miami and Onate fills him in on the balances problem... Aaron questions Rod, asking if Rod is looking for a little fling with Gavi.

Gavi goes home and Clarita gets her Christmas present as bigscreen TV to view the TeleNovelas and they are going to give the old one to Dona Jose (the lady who helped them when they came to Mexico City).

Tomorrow... .looks like TWB (in Taupe) and Sofia (in a conservative black cardigan and white turtle neck) are gonna crash the party.

*****Disclaimer, to anyone wondering about the taking of sperm, well Young and Restless did this several years ago... with the sperm that made the rounds in Geona City, the female was never forgiven, by the viewers... just go to the Young & Restless site on TeleVision without pity and search on "Sperm Pig"... viewers never forgive or forget... ****

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I feel like I’ve been away for a loooong time. Nice to see that Alina still believes in tight low cut shirts.

We get the scene again where Dario grabs Alina and somehow the phone dialed and then fell to the floor.

Next, some tough guys tell Don Loco that they are here to ‘welcome’ him. He pulls out a wad of cash to pay them off. Not smart. “Hey you big group of tough guys, check out how much cash I have!” One guy goes for it, the leader of the pack says no way dude, the boss will not tolerate that. The guy who wants the cash says yeah, but this guy pays more than the boss. Don Loco tells them they should get a new boss (him) and be done with it.

Angel and Emiliooo discuss returning to Puebla for Angel to get more treatment. Angel hopes that he can see Alina, but doesn’t tell Emilioooo that of course.

Luba cries over a sleeping Gaspar and talks about his little baby looking so much like him. She really starts sobbing.

Emiliooo finds Santos working late, he tells him to go rest. He tells him that they are going to Puebla in the morning. Emiliooo tells Santos that he is jealous of his happiness with Rosita. Santos can’t believe that Emiliooo is jealous of him, but whiny Emiliooo explains how he wishes he could marry Alina and be happy forever. He loves her with all his soul. Awwww. Whatever.

Some guy who I guess is Rodrigo listens on his cell phone and is confused. Back at Coral’s mansion, the ladies are all tied up, straining against their bonds. Alina is also straining against her shirt. Coral dramatically proclaims that Dario will be sorry for what he has done. Let me start a cliché count – that’s 1 so far. Dario prances around the room being manly and villain-y. I’m not blaming it on his pink shirt, but his walk looks a little feminine, for lack of a better word. He looks a little light in his loafers. Perhaps Granillo should be involved here somehow? Dario tells Coral she has to sign some papers, I would guess to give the fortune to him, or he will start killing them one by one. Just then, Rodrigo busts in and rescues them, holding Dario at gunpoint while his buddies free the ladies. From their bonds, Alina is still straining against the shirt. That battle will continue for some time. Alina gets all weepy so that Rodrigo has to provide some one on one comforting.

Emilioooo stops at Alina’s grave on the way out of town to drop off some flowers and cry some more. He actually tries out a couple different facial expressions here, his crying face is that same constipated look that some of these actors get when they try to be sad or angry. He picks up the white cross, I see it says ‘Florecita’ on it. I hear a ton of voices in the background, but nobody shows up. Perhaps that was some behind the scenes error. Emilioooo weepily says “goodbye forever” and rides off.

Rodrigo shares some happy moments with his daughter before she goes to school. Cliché count #2 – the “studly guy is just a regular guy like you and me” routine. The servant comments how happy he looks, he denies being happy, “it’s just work.” I can’t hate the guy for having a spring in his step, even the best of us can get distracted and carried away with too much exposure to a tight low cut shirt.

Orlando talks to himself about how he’s going to get back at Thelma. The doorbell rings, it is his army buddies, who grab him up and tell him he’s under arrest on orders from the general, who will explain the charges.

Gaspar wakes up and wants to know what happened. He wants to see his baby. Luba tells him that Emiliooo took the baby away already. Gaspar runs off to catch them.

Angel, Thelma, SA, and the baby all get into the carriage. Finally Emiliooo says goodbye to Santos, Vera, and Mexican Larry, then he gets into the carriage and off they go, right into a commercial.

Another great Asi es la Vida commercial. I have no interest in watching the show, but I love the commercials.

Puebla jail – the guard tells Don Loco he has a visitor. Strange, the guy just lets DL out of the cell without handcuffing him or anything. The visitor turns out to be Hugo, all dressed up like Forrest Gump, with a straw hat and everything. Either that, or he got lost on the way to filming the Mexican version of Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? DL stares at him while Hugo grins like an idiot.

Mexican Larry confronts Gaspar on the lawn outside of the house. ML tells Gaspar that everyone left already. Gaspar runs off to try and catch up with them. I was expecting to hear some six million dollar man music or something, or the effect when Clark runs real fast on Smallville. But no, nothing like that. Just Gaspar running out of some trees and yelling, then falling down. Nobody in the carriage hears him. HA – inside the carriage Thelma is sitting next to Angel, she’s talking to the baby and Angel coughs. She shoots him a dirty look and tries to scoot away. Emiliooo tries to look dramatic as he thinks. Gaspar continues to chase, then falls to his knees and screams out loud, just like Andy in The Shawshank Redemption when he finally breaks out of jail and tears his clothes off in the river and lets the rain fall on him. If some rain fell on Gaspar right now, that would have been awesome.

Turns out Hugo isn’t wearing a straw hat, it’s just a cowboy hat with the sides almost perfectly flat, I got fooled in my quick look before. DL wants to wring his neck, but the guard stops him. Hugo proposes that for a sizable chunk of DL’s wealth and estate, Hugo will in return testify on DL’s behalf. DL says no way. Hugo says fine, he’ll testify against him then. He mentions some specific crimes he’ll be sure to bring up later.

Luba finds Gaspar and tries to comfort him. She tells him about the baby, but I’m not sure how that’s supposed to make him feel better, that would only make him miss him more. Luba says forget the baby, we’ll never see him again. Gaspar won’t give up. Gaspar does a good job of blubbering all snotty and drooly, very convincing.

Vera is happy for Santos and his new job. Mexican Larry tells him that there is a lawyer here from Puebla looking for Don Max, Santos says he’ll see him. The lawyer is surprised that Max doesn’t work there any more, he thought Max was the owner. Santos tells him that Max was stealing. The lawyer is happy to hear it, somehow this helps him in whatever he’s trying to do, I didn’t quite understand that part. He smiles a slimy smile.

Hugo and DL have some conversation that I didn’t understand at ALL, and my dictionary Mrs. Ferro isn’t close by to consult. DL said something negative to Hugo, who laughed and said that’s the donkey talking about ears, like the pot calling the kettle black, then I didn’t get the rest. I think DL is going to have to give in to Hugo’s demands, he’s just going to piss and moan first.

Rodrigo tells Alina that he was just doing his job. Alina wants him to talk to her como tu, not formally. He starts flirting with her. She says something about a story and he asks to hear it. Also, Alina is doing battle with a different color of the same shirt today.

Soledad and Coral walk into another room and Soledad says please God let Alina forget about that loser Emiliooo and fall in love with this guy. Coral agrees. Maybe they will decide Alina’s life for her like the brothers Montellano did previously.

Apparently DL has given in, Hugo tells him that Alfonsina will testify for him as well. “Oh wait,” he says, “one more thing – remember that cofre? Yeah that. I saw what was in it. But never mind, that can wait until later. Have a GREAT night!” Ha that was awesome, he really twisted the knife in DL’s side with that. DL looks like he got punched in the gut, he mumbles about the cofre. Also, Cliché count 3 – in his mumbling, he says “If he thinks etc etc, he is wrong, dead wrong!”

The general tells Orlando how disappointed he is, Orlando tries to make excuses, blaming it on Emilioooo hating him, he’s out to get him. Orlando wants to confront Emiliooo, the general says that isn’t necessary, he knows another person who can confirm the accusation. Orlando wants to know who. I imagine this will all lead to Orlando having to confess that he couldn’t get it up and never raped Alina after all, thus leaving her a pure virgin and worthy of marriage to Emiliooo, who by the way has screwed every chick in sight over the last few years. Somehow that is supposed to make sense I guess. Whatever, it will be cool to see Orlando have to admit he couldn’t perform.

Alina doesn’t want to tell Rodrigo her story, too much pain. He understands, he says. She wants to know if he is married. He has a flashback to driving with a woman in a car, then there are some screeching tires, horns honking, he’s tired and rubbing his eyes, then he falls asleep at the wheel and runs into the other lane on the highway, he ends up getting stuck between the guardrail and a semi truck. Obviously, this his how the wife died. Back in the present, he tells Alina that he doesn’t want to tell his story either.

The general won’t tell Orlando who the other person is. Orlando is now under arrest.

Coral and Soledad talk business. Soledad says someday she will repay Coral, someday when she gets her own money back.

Gaspar packs a bag to run off after his kid. Luba tries to stop him. He claims that he sees a rat, that distracts her, then he runs out. I can’t believe she fell for it. Oh – related story – yesterday my wife, son, and I went to Rockford, IL to visit my grandpa, as well as my parents who were also visiting. When we got to town we first went to the Burpee Natural History Museum, where they have a skeleton of Jane, a juvenile T-Rex who was found in Montana a few years back. After looking at that, we went into the snack bar to get something to eat. When my seven year old son went to throw something in the garbage, he glanced into the recycling bin and started freaking out, he said “A mouse!” I was out of the room in about .005 seconds. I am a complete and total wuss when it comes to rodents. The girl who worked at the museum apparently has a pet mouse so she wasn’t afraid, she went and rescued the mouse and set it free outside. Bleah my toes are curling now just thinking about it. Anyway, I thought it was funny that Gaspar saying ‘rat’ made Luba go look for it, when if it was me I would have been sprinting the other direction. True story.

Mexican Larry and Vera talk about how great Santos is. Then he leaves to go talk to the people to get them to start a lynching party to go after Luba for causing Alina’s death.

Rodrigo takes a phone call. Ugh he and Alina are being sickeningly sweet with each other. Barf. It’s the general on the phone, to talk to Alina. He wants Alina to come to the office and file a complaint against Orlando. Rodrigo wants to know what she accuses him of, surprisingly Alina admits it right away, that Orlando raped her. Despite the complete lack of physical evidence and despite her having no memory of it happening. I’ve never heard of a rape accusation stemming solely from the alleged rapist claiming to have done it and nothing else. Even confessed killers get turned away if there isn’t any evidence of whatever murder they claimed to have committed. Remember the creepy guy who claimed to have killed JonBenet Ramsey? He got sprung, the evidence didn’t fit. Yes, I have been watching a lot of the CSI shows lately. If you aren’t watching them, why not? They are AWESOME. Anyway Rodrigo gets all impactado at the news from Alina, like now he doesn’t see her the same way. Grow up loser.

Luba chases Gaspar down a dirt trail, trying to get him to come back. Donkey is there too, just hanging out, not choosing sides. Suddenly they are confronted by Mexican Larry, who has a big gun slung across the saddle of his horse. He wants to know where they are going.

Rodrigo says he can’t believe there are men like that in the world. Well, maybe he isn’t blaming Alina for it after all, we’ll see if his interest in her wanes. She says she can’t forget the shame of it all, he says he’ll help her forget. I guess he’ll be ok with her after all. He wants to take the sadness out of her eyes.

Orlando claims that what is happening is an injustice. His guard gives orders to clean up the horses and some other stuff. Cliché count 4 – villain tells his evil plan out loud to no one. Orlando says to the air that he can’t wait to be face to face with Emiliooo and spill all of Thelma’s secrets.

Luba ably defends Gaspar and tells off ML. ML finally accuses her of killing Alina with green venom, does she deny it? For now, she just juts her chin out at him.

Rodrigo tells Alina that she looks better, she says she feels better. Still battling with that shirt, but feeling better. She says that talking with him helps her, he says at least he’s good for something, huh? Uh yeah dude, that and SAVING HER LIFE. Don’t get all self-deprecating and putting yourself down to appear humble just to try and get that shirt off. You are a badass soldier, you are a sickeningly sweet father and nice guy. You are going to get together with Alejandro from Heridas de Amor later and read poetry. You are Cliché count 5 – guy who is way too perfect to be believable. Don’t talk down about yourself. Rodrigo is going to leave, but Coral appears and stops him, saying that he surely isn’t going to leave Alina here alone, is he? He takes this opportunity to invite her to dinner. She is an idiot, so she keeps saying no, even with Coral and Rodrigo saying over and over “come on, you really should, live your life like before, c’maaaaan.” Finally Rodrigo says well, she must not want to go with HIM, that’s the problem. She says of course not, como crees, ok fine I’ll go. Well played, Rodrigo. I was all over you for taking that angle but you have immediately proven me wrong. The self-deprecation may be your ticket into tight shirt land after all. Nice work. Everyone grins like idiots.

Luba tries to play dumb, but Gaspar spills about what green venom he’s talking about. She finally runs ML off by threatening to put a hex on him. He swears to be back with some others to back him up. Maybe he’ll find some more gold chains while he’s at it. Luba says she isn’t afraid. Gaspar asks her after that, you aren’t really a bad witch are you? She says no. She wants to go home, but he says no and runs off after the baby. She decides she has to help him.

The lawyer that was looking for Max checks into a hotel. As he turns to walk away, who should walk up but Max himself. The lawyer introduces himself as Don Loco’s lawyer, Max is very pleased to meet him.

Alina tells her mother that she’s going to go to dinner with Rodrigo, Soledad starts in on her immediately about forgetting Emiliooo. Soledad is a dummy, she’s pushing too much too fast.

Max tells the lawyer that he is innocent of what Emilioo accuses him of. He says tragically the hacienda account books were burned up so there is no evidence of right or wrong. The lawyer nods knowingly. They decide to head off to Puebla and see how they can help Don Loco.

I see from the commercials that La Fea is in ultimos capitulos – somehow I thought that show would be on forever. It was actually a bit alarming to see that it is ending. It may allow my wife to have her life back though, for that show to end. Unless she gets sucked into the next one.

DL gives some guy cash in the wood shop, to pay the other thugs and make them his own crew. Just to show he’s the boss, he sends the guy off to buy him some smokes. Some other guy comes up saying small world DL, I knew I’d run into you here. The guy apparently worked for DL previously and got busted during that work and sent to prison. He accuses DL of being at fault for it, DL says no way, then tells him to sleep with one eye open. The guy sasses back, DL punches him out and leaves him on the floor. The guard by the door just looks the other way.

SA is VERY glad to be home. This is the biggest smile on her I’ve ever seen, and she’s a smiley one. Emiliooo says he’s tired and then turns down Thelma’s offer of a massage. She puts on a great happy mother act in the presence of others. After everyone leaves and Angel is alone, he thinks out loud to the air about how he needs to figure out how to find Alina. The captions call her Elena. Doesn’t the same person/people make these captions each day? How could, after all this time, that person suddenly just write ‘Elena’? This must be bargain basement caption writers. I need to see if I can get my wife a job writing captions from home, that would be a great work from home job.

In the prison yard DL tells one of his thugs about the guy he’s having trouble with and wants him handled.

Elias reads a book and beats himself up for falling for Soledad again, feeling very sorry for himself. The doorbell rings, it’s Angel, looking for Alina. At the mention of her name, Elias is super slo-mo end of show impactado.

Monday – Alina does battle with a tight low cut dress as she heads out to dinner with Rodrigo. As they leave, wet dog looking Angel shows up. Alina reacts like he is some ex-boyfriend, which leaves Rodrigo looking extra confused. That dude has no idea what he’s getting himself into.

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Rehash of Diana and Fedora in the prison cell. Too late--Gaby has confessed.

Rehash of Max and Marfil's "deal."

Now the police detective is quizzing Gaby--he wonders why she didn't report the attack earlier and so on. More rehash.

Fedora and Diana come to visit. Why did Gaby confess? She couldn't bear the thought of sending her mom to jail for years, etc. Diana says we have to get a good lawyer, and Fedora says that she will do it.

Larry is preparing at the TV studio with his shirt off and he begins to undo his pants when, darn, the phone rings. Pilar is calling to tell him the news about the killer sirvienta. Gaby has him in her claws and she's a cold-blooded killer. His angelic Gaby has blood on her hands! This time Larry doesn't believe her.

Gaby is shown to her cell and sinks down, crying for Larry.

Silvia steals $2,000 from Iggy's room and jewelry from Camila, thereby making up her $3,000.
She can't wait for Panchi Panchi to hold her in her arms. Timbre de telefono! It's said Panchi, and he's craizy for her. She can't wait till tomorrow. He says why wait till tomorrow to see me--come today and bring the money. But where will they meet. He tells her he has a warehouse. She is horrified--it's in a bad neighborhood. But he says don't worry in his arms she'll forget all. She begins sounding crazy, and he says "que horror," and she says "what" and he makes a neat save by saying , oh no, I said what an "honor," to be the one to be your first. Finally, he says bring the money tonight and tomorrow You'll be the happiest girl in the world. So it now is apparent that Panchi has no intention of doing the deed. He's just going to take the money. But why would she be so stupid as to actually bring the money the day before? Even Silvia should have more smarts than that.

Caramelo and Emilio discuss Max and the factory. boring

Max comes in to work. He's going to stay on the job. He's looking for Diana and is concerned that she is not there.

Back at the Mansion, Diana and Fedora come home and tell the worried assemblage what happened. Granny M is impactada.

Caramelo tells Max about the arrest. He wants to call Diana. He says that now his work at the factory is more important than ever.

Diana and Fedora rehash. Nancy announces Larry. Diana says that now that they know she's their mother they are so happy, but their happiness is short lived, etc. Diana will speak to him. Fedora thinks of poor Gaby frightened in her cell.

Rene calls Yolanda.

Larry gets the story from Diana. He's angry--if only he had been there he would have taken care of that imbecil Andres.

Larry wants to visit, but he learns that there are no visitors allowed till the next day. It will be an eternity.

Rene talks to Yolanda some more. More rehash about how she's too old, no, yes, no. Boring. She agrees to meet him at the beach.

Silvia goes to Pancho's with the money. She wants a kiss, and he is trying to get rid of her. Too late--Paola comes in. Silvia makes some excuse about why she's puckering, and behind her head, Pancho waves his fingers in the international sign of a crazy person. Still, Paola wants her to stay and hang out! Pancho gets rid of her saying she's in a hurry. He and Paola exult over tomorrow's trip.

At the factory, Max is wearing a hideous maroon shirt with a tie in light pink, dark pink and purple stripes. This outfit is worse than the brown sweater, but it at least matches Diana's light pink Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress. They talk about whether he's going to work there or not.

At the cells, Larry visits Gaby. These are now the only characters I care about--them and Caramelo and Emilio. Well, also Lala and Granny DS. (I know that Karen likes Rene, and I agree he's cute, but the Yolanda/Rene story stinks.) She doesn't want him there--she's going away for 20 years. He says he would have killed that imbecil, but anyway, she will get off with self-defense. Even if she doesn't he will wait 20 years. She is still bothered by being a killer.
She tells him not to come back. (Larry makes no mention of his own recent stay in the cell. Doesn't he still have a trial for his accident with Kiki?) He's going to call the divorce lawyers and stop the proceedings (frene los tramites).

Back to Max and Diana. She actually smiles and says that of course he can work there. At least she's no longer faking her hate. Max says that while he was blind he had a lot of time to think and sees the world in a new way. In comes Fedora, and the orchestra of doom crescendos. She's shocked to see Max. (I thought she knew about this? Apparently she thought it was temporary, and she is now really enojada. No Irascible will work here--she demands that he leave, etc. The Irascibles are poison and will plot to damage the factory, etc.)

Silvia is now going to the warehouse--it is a real dump with a filthy mattress. Silvia has dressed for the occasion in her Marilyn Monroe dress from a few episodes back, white shoes, white ruffled anklets and a white wig. Also she has silver mascara on. This is just pathetic. It takes time for it to sink in that Pancho is a no-show.

Paola is telling Lala that they're going to Orlando. Lala wonders where her son got the dough. Paola wonders why Lala looks worried, but Lala says no--I'm just happy you're happy. Pancho comes in with the suitcase. Lala asks him where he got the money. He says he's been working here and there. Lala loooks dubious, but they leave anyway. Lala says she hopes Caramelo doesn't find out.

Diana is trying to explain to Fedora what a great job Max is doing, etc., but Fed isn't buying it. She says that president Dimwit has made a grave error and must correct it or she'll be dethroned. Fed leaves, and Max says that he doesn't want to cause problems between Diana and her mother. You know she's my mother? Diana is shocked. Now they have nothing to talk about. She proposes some visiting schedule for Maxito. Maximummo asks, but what about us. He flexes his biceps, and the maroon shirt is really too tight. She says they can't fight destiny, and she's leaving the way for Marfil.

Silvia is crying in the warehouse.

At the mansion, Nancy brings Caramelo's luggage for the trip. Emilio is there is a spiffy blue polo shirt and some cool sunglasses. He looks good. Caramelo is wearing a white tube top minidress. Diego rolls in and wonders where Emilio is going with his brother's wife. It's just a business trip, he is told, and butt out. He wants to know why Caramelo has to go. (Nancy is standing there through all this. Why doesn't she see what a jerk Diego is?)
Diego wants to know if Caramelo asked Pancho's permission to go. This is really the living end. Caramelo agrees, and asks him if Pancho asked her permission when he married another woman without getting a divorce. Stay out of your brother's affairs she says, and if he calls me, tell him to get out of my life.
Nancy says that to be fair, Pancho does ignore Caramelo. Well, they decide, it's better if Pancho doesn't find out. Readers, we know how long that will last.

Max is telling Diana not to ask him to love Marfil. Diego and Marfil have suffered, but that doesn't mean that they deserve to have Max and Diana suffer. She tells him to go to his office and work. Clearly, she's not following mom's instructions on employment. He says he will wait.

Yolanda and Rene meet on the beach. They kiss.

Max is talking to himself about how he can't forget. Marfil comes in. She kisses him, and he puts a little too much of his chomping action to work. Diana opens the sliding door and sees, but they don't see her. She sneaks out. Granny M comes in and asks why she is crying. They were going to see Gaby. Diana wants to know why it hurts to love.

More of Silvia crying.

More of Rene and Yolanda.,

Max pulls away from Marfil and tells her she shouldn't have come. But we have a deal, she says. Did Diana accept or reject you? Our relationship is dead, he says. She talks to the camera: With patience, you will come to my arms.

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Marfil is still soliciting Diana's help in re-establishing a relationship with Max. He used to be mine, body and soul. Etc. Diana says she doesn't want to meddle; she's not going to get involved. Marfil makes it very clear she wants Max back, with or without Dimwit's help. The Orchestra of Doom plays half heartedly. I think they are as bored as I am with this exchange.

Camila has returned! She is approaching Max's room when Larry stops her. Larry tells her the bandages came off and Max can see again. Remarkably the acid in his eyes never burned his skin. It must be magic acid, kind of like disappearing ink. "Great news!" states the blissfully unaware bride-to-be. That comes to a screeching halt when Larry advises her to stay out of Max's room. His wife Marfil is with him.

Marfil is still quasi-threatening Dimwit. Dimwit says she has no plans to interfere. It's only fair that Marfil returns to Max's side. Marfil has suffered so much at the hands of Debora; Marfil deserves to be happy. Dimwit just doesn't want to assist. Dimwit leaves and Camila enters.

Camila knows all about Marfil's sister, the freak. She doesn’t care; she's come to see Max. Marfil thanks Camila for servicing Max for the two years Marfil was in a coma, but now that she's awake, Max no longer requires Camila's services. Apparently Marfil has marked her man; no other woman can get near him.

Diablo is still trying to convince Gaby to confess to the police. Gaby wants to, but Fidiota won't let her. Gaby is also afraid she's going to spend the rest of her life in jail. Diablo, for once talking sense, explains it was self defense and Fidiota doesn't deserve to be imprisoned for a crime she didn't commit. "You have to tell the police!" Suddenly Granny M appears from around the corner and orders Gaby not to say a word. Fidiota is going to take the fall for the crime!

Camila and Marfil are still squabbling over Max. Marfil says now that she's back in his life, Camila and Dimwit don't stand a chance. "Au contraire," says Camila. "Dimwit and I will never allow it to happen. It's too late for you. As for Dimwit, she's bound to Max forever, now that she has his son." Clearly this is not what Marfil wanted to hear.

Big Doormat is paying Octopus a visit. She reports that as good fortune would have it, Max can see again! Octopus, finally out of her Fredrick's outfit, now has a skin-tight white shirt over red pants. She is clutching her morning brandy. Octopus replies to this bit of good news saying she'll have to visit Max tomorrow. Yolanda then goes on to tell her about the trouble Peyote is in. Peyote really needs her mother right about now. She's hit rock bottom. "Not my problem," says Octopus coldly.

Pancho is trying to talk Peyote into getting out of bed. He hates seeing her so miserable. When they first met, she was so crazy and fun. She used to be so carefree! "Well, those days are over. I'm depressed now." "What can I do to make you happy again?" asks thick-skulled Varon. "You can divorce Caramel!" replies Peyote.

Big Doormat and Octopus are still discussing Peyote. Octopus claims all this drama is because Peyote wants attention. Big Doormat can't believe Octopus can be so cold. In fact, she only visited her son in the hospital one time! "You are a disgrace as a mother!" "So what's your point?" is Octopus' cold response. Y—"You need to help your daughter." O—"Who are you to tell me what to do?!" Insults are exchanged and Octopus raises her hand to hit Yolanda, but Pasta appears just in the knick of time. P—"What's going on here?" The Orchestra of Doom plays, but without much conviction.

Pancho continues to try and cheer up Peyote. He's going to take her on a vacation to Orlando. Peyote wants to know where he's going to get the money. She doesn't want him returning to his life as a smuggler. "Not to worry, I'm not returning to that line of work. I've got my ways."

Presidente Dimwit has Emili-Oh and Caramel in her office. There is going to be a huge perfume convention in Orlando. She can't go due to the situation with Fidiota, but she wants to send them in her place. I bet Emili-Oh is all for a little trip alone with Caramel!

Maxi-Moron, Marfil, and Larry have returned home. Larry says he's going to put Max's little child-sized backpack in Max's room. Marfil is thrilled that she and Max are back together. Max says he needs time. "Because of Diana and her baby?" "No," says Max, "Because I'm not rich any more and have lost my social standing." This doesn't bother Marfil one bit, who is all over him like one of his pastel sweaters. Max tries to explain they need to take it slow, he doesn't feel the same way as before. Marfil then drops the bombshell. It's all Max's fault that things have changed. "How could that be?" asks Maxi-Moron. "Because the shot that put me in a coma was meant for you!" We then get a flashback to the beginning of the show. "But forget about the past," continues Marfil. "We're together now and nothing is going to separate us!" More from the Orchestra of Doom before the commercial break.

Caramel and Diana are alone together in Diana's office. Caramel isn't too keen on the idea of going to Orlando with Emili-Oh. "What about Pancho?" Dimwit points out that Pancho is a cad and doesn't deserve a woman as good as Caramel. "I know he's your first boyfriend and all, but he's a jerk! Emili-Oh is a good man, decent, blah, blah, blah." Caramel feels set up, rightly so. Dimwit claims that's not the case at all, it just happens to work out that way. Caramel says their lives are so much alike; they are both unlucky in love. Dimwit says their situations are totally different. She's married to Diablo and has a kid with Maxi-Moron. Also, the true Marfil has returned to Max's side. This seems to appease Caramel.

Pasta again asks what's going on between Octopus and Big Doormat. "Oh, nothing!" declares Octopus. "Yolanda came to see me. Everything is great; I love my sister!" Big Doormat looks glum. Pasta thinks it's swell that Octopus has a visitor and is close to her family. Yolanda wants to leave, but Pasta encourages her to stay. Pasta says he has a ton of things to do and will leave the two sibs alone to visit. As soon he he's gone, Yolanda tells Octopus she'd better do something about Peyote or Yolanda will tell Pasta Peyote is his true daughter. Octopus seethes! If Yolanda utters one word about Peyote's lineage, there's no telling what Octopus is capable of doing! "Get out! Get out!" yells Octopus.

Granny M comes to the garden to read Diablo the riot act for stirring up Little Doormat. If Fidiota wants to pay for the crime, it's her choice! "You are not the husband of Gaby and you have no right getting her all riled up. This situation is none of your business!" Diablo tries to point out it's not fair for Fidiota to sit in jail for a crime she didn't commit. Granny shouts back "It's Fidiota's decision to make. Not yours!" Apparently she had to put Gaby to bed and ply her with drugs to calm her down following the conversation with Diablo. Diablo looks properly chastised. Suspenseful music plays.

The conversation between Dimwit and Caramel has turned to the situation with Max. Caramel wants to know if he will continue working at Perfumes 'R Us. "Probably not," replies Dimwit. "Now that I've fired Avarice and am no longer denying visitation with Mini Max, there's no reason for him to return." Caramel observes this must be awful for Dimwit. "It is," says Dimwit. "I still love him!"

Max is sitting on the bed in a pastel blue shirt, white tie, and a too-tight ugly tan sweater over the ensemble. Marfil is slinking up behind him in a pink satin robe covering some black sparkly and sheer lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Marfil is frisky. She starts snuggling up behind Max and murmuring sweet nothings in his ear about how great things used to be between them. Right as Marfil is swooping in for a kiss, Max stands up and yells "Enough!!!" He's not in the mood. He needs more time. Marfil is confused, but she'll respect his feelings. She just doesn't want him to leave her alone. Marfil promises to take things slow. Finally they hug in a brotherly-sisterly way.

Dimwit says she plans to forget Max. Caramel isn't buying it. Every time she sees Mini-Max smile, looks in his eyes, she's always going to think of Maxi-Moron. "OK, OK, OK! You're right! I'm never going to be able to forget Max!" Commercial.

Sylvie, wearing a fluorescent orange wig, brown t-shirt that reads "Super Sexy," and an orange skirt is filing her nails when the phone rings. It's Pancho. They continue comic conversation about him being her first lover, but she has to come up with the $3,000 first. S—"I thought you were fantasizing about me! Can't you lower the price?" P—"Fantasy is fantasy, but business is business. No money, no lovin'" Sylvie is beside herself. How is she going to get the money? Perhaps she can steal it! Meanwhile, Pancho is thinking he needs the money really badly so he can take Peyote away to Orlando.

Emili-Oh is picking up the travel arrangements for Orlando when he runs into Caramel. She is not happy about the trip. Emili-Oh wants to see her smile. She needs to leave her misery in Miami. Caramel gives him a weak smile and boards the elevator. She has now changed to a black Blouse of Virtue to go with her gray knit micro mini-skirt that looks like a tube top worn over her hips. She also has her strappy high-heeled sandals to complete the outfit. After she leaves, Emili-Oh sighs and tells us how much he likes her.

Pillow is lounging at the beach when Kike arrives. "Where have you been? I've been waiting an hour!" Kike says he went to see Gaby. He hadn't heard from her for awhile so he went to see her. Pillow points out now that Larry is free, Gaby will inevitably dump Kike. Kike responds that Larry is the least of Gaby's worries right now. Gaby is tormented. This, of course, piques Pillow's interest. "What could possibly torment Gaby?" Pillow tries to press for more details but Kike won't budge. He promised Gaby he'd keep a secret. Now inquiring minds REALLY want to know. Pillow swears on the baby "they" lost to keep the secret. After all, she and Kike are the best of friends. She tells him everything! This seems to work. Kike tells Pillow that Gaby killed a man. You can see the wheels turning in Pillow's little brain. The Orchestra of Doom strikes an ominous chord.

Dimwit is trying to visit Fidiota again, but the mean police chief still won't let her visit. She'll have to come back tomorrow. At that moment, Gaby walks in wearing her prison gray outfit. She needs to talk to the police chief. Dimwit tries to stop her. The police chief asks if it's about Andres' murder. "Yes. Fidiota is innocent. I killed Andres!" Glycerin Tears of True Dolor flow down Pobre de Gaby's cheeks. Dimwit can't believe she's confessing. Commercial.

The police chief tells Gaby he needs to take her statement. The two sisters embrace.

Marfil keeps touching Max's face and whining about how manipulative her sister was. All Marfil wants is to be back at Max's side. Max says he needs more time.

Dimwit is finally allowed in to see Fidiota. Fidiota says how good it is to hear Dimwit call her "Mama." Dimwit cuts to the chase. "I have bad news about Gaby. As we speak, she is in with the police chief confessing she shot Andres." Fidiota is impactada. The Orchestra of Doom crashes some cymbals for emphasis.

Max and Marfil are continuing the boring conversation. He needs more time, and she's pretending to understand. Max explains a lot has happened while she was sleeping. In good faith, Max announces since he and Lunkhead have jobs, Max wants to focus on getting a new apartment and moving out of Emili-Oh's Homeless Shelter for Wayward Individuals. Marfil is thrilled! "Does this mean we'll have a bedroom for two?" "Negative Ghostrider! That pattern is full."

Little Doormat is recounting to the police chief the events leading up to that fateful night. She tells him about the time Andres following her into the hospital parking lot and tried to rape her. She was able to escape. She didn't know who it was at the time because his face was covered. She later saw him again and recognized his eyes. When she confronted him about it, he said she'd never be able to prove it was him. It would be his word versus hers. Gaby then goes on to relate how Andres climbed through her bedroom window to finish what he started. She tried to hold him at bay with scissors, but he knocked them out of her hand. She was desperate! He threw her on the floor near her night stand and was undoing his pants saying, "Come to daddy!" She then found the gun and shot him twice. We got to see flashbacks of all these prior episodes. Gaby pathetically looks up at the police chief with big, weepy eyes. The police chief seems to be taking this all in. Commercial.

Pillow promises Kike she won't go to the police. Right. Kike seems to believe this and leaves. After he's gone, Pillow starts plotting. Not only is she going to tell the police, she's going to tell Lunkhead his beloved little dove is a cold-blooded killer!

Peyote is sitting on Pancho's lap on the patio. She is SO excited they get to go on vacation together. The honeymoon they never had. As long as she has something this fun to look forward to, she has no desire to do drugs. Pancho is thrilled to see his little fierita happy. He just needs to get that $3,000 from Sylvie first.

Sylvie is trying to devise a plan to raise $3,000 for her night of passion with a man as spectacular as Panchi-Panchi. She rejects the idea of robbing a bank and stealing an old lady's handbag. I think she's looking to get the money from her cousins.

Fidiota is upset that Gaby's not going along with the game plan. Gaby is young and has her whole life in front of her. Fidiota wants to see her married, with children, etc. Gaby can't waste her youth in jail! Dimwit tells her it's too late. Gaby has already spilled the beans to the police chief.

Marfil is trailing Max out of the bedroom. She wants to propose a deal. Perhaps one of our other five viewers can help me out since I've watched the scene over and over and can't get a good handle on it. I believe Marfil is proposing a deal that if Dimwit dumps Max, then Max will need to return to Marfil's side. Marfil will do everything in her power to recapture the love they once shared.

Credits roll.

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Lest we forget, today's episode begins with a repeat of Little Doormat telling Dimwit that Fidiota is their mother! Dimwit is impactada. She looks confused as well, but that's par for the course.

Pancho and Caramel are squabbling over her working at Perfumes 'R Us. Pancho is macho and he doesn't like the idea of his little woman working in close proximity with Emili-Oh, AKA Munequito de Pastel. This literally means either "Doll of Cake" or "Ventriloquist Dummy of Cake." Either way, we can tell Pancho is not happy Caramel is working with Emili-Oh. He then orders Caramel to stop working at the factory. Our fiery red head tells him he's not the boss of her. We then get the "I am macho!" speech. Caramel points out he's a bigamist and in no position to tell her what to do. She also doesn't like the fact he refers to her and Peyote as hembras (female animals). Pancho is clearly losing his argument.

Octopus and Paco are fighting about Paco's spending time with Fidiota in jail. Octopus doesn't like it! She's spewing the usual venom. She's also still wearing her 1970's Frederick's of Hollywood red jump suit.

Caramel and Pancho are still fighting, but no one is winning. Finally Pancho tells her he's so macho, he would like a third woman! Caramel announces that he'll get 10 years in jail for each woman when she tells the police. He then tries to make it up to her and starts kissing her. Caramel is clearly back under his spell again. Caramel needs a life!

More fighting between Paco and Octopus. Octopus is pushing all Paco's buttons. Finally he says she deceived him in Key West. She is truly a viper. He stomps off for emphasis.

Pancho suggests he and Caramel get a hotel room. She abruptly breaks off the kiss and wipes her mouth. She then lays into him, comparing him to a little dog on the streets. She then walks off. Pancho can't believe how feisty Caramel has become. He then fantasizes of going to an Arab country and having six or seven women. We then have a scene of Pancho in a turban and a bunch of women belly dancing while Peyote and Carmel are feeding him grapes. Back to reality; "Muchas hembritas. Muchas!!"

Little Doormat repeats, "Fidiota is our true mother!" Glassy-eyed Dimwit asks, "What are you saying?" Head tilt. Gaby then repeats how Fidiota confessed after the shooting. Dimwit then tells Gaby she just doesn't understand. She has definitely earned her nickname Dimwit. Geez!

Fidiota is languishing in her cell. She's dressed in black from neck to ankles. She looks like a cat burglar. Fidiota flashes back to the night of the shooting. Taking the fall for Gaby is a small price to pay after not taking care of her girls for so many years. Pobre de Fidiota.

Maxi-Moron is blathering on and on to Yolanda about Marfil. She's like she was before the accident when they were so much in love. Yolanda is telling him to not let down his guard, she's not convinced Marfil is so sweet. Max is trying to press her for more details, but DoQ walks in to check on his patient. "How are you feeling?" Max wants to be sincere; he didn't realize he could feel so bad all the time.

The Violin Union is pulling out all the stops for this maudlin scene between Little Doormat and Dimwit. Lots of sniffling and sniveling. "Our pobre mama!! She has suffered so much!! Dimwit wants to run to the jail right there and then and let Fidiota know Dimwit now knows the truth! The violins hit a crescendo, but some how, Dimwit and Little Doormat end up sitting on the floor repeating what is now "old news" to us.

Pancho has bellied up to the bar at Paco's Pesadillo. Pancho orders a double rum. He then regales Jorge with how macho he is and how the women are fighting over him. Suddenly we hear hooting and hollering and in blows Sylvie in what can only be described as "big hair." At least it's a normal shade. She's got on a black tank with white skirt with red biker shorts and is skipping into the club. She slurs her drink order and starts hanging on Pancho. "Do you remember me?" asks Sylvie. "Sure I do," responds Pancho. "You witnessed my wedding with Peyote." Unmemorable small talk ensues, with Pancho finally admitting things between him and Peyote aren't so good.

Dimwit and Gaby arrive at the police station to see Fidiota, but the big meanie detective tells them visiting hours are over. Dimwit is still wearing that ridiculous vest that looks like it was made from Max's old blue pastel sweater that was mistakenly washed in hot water by mistake. It is definitely too tight. Gaby tries to plead and grovel for just five minutes with Fidiota, but no dice. He's just not in the mood to negotiate. "It's 9:00 at night! Come back tomorrow." Our Little Doormat and Dimwit look disappointed.

Sylvie is coming on to Pancho in the bar. She doesn't want to die a virgin. She starts making fish lips at him. Pancho seems amused. This comic routine goes on for a short while. Pancho can't believe she's never been with a man. Sylvie says she wants her first time to be with someone as smooth and rich as him! More fish lips.

Luscious has come to pay Max and Yolanda a visit. Yolanda has great news!! Tomorrow they are going to take the bandages off Max! Larry is happy. Max wants to get a jump on the next day. They have to stop him from unwrapping the gauze. Yolanda turns over her post to Larry, who plans on staying by Max's side all night. Max wants to know where Marfil is. Larry says she at the house, and by the way, he's not convinced she can be trusted. Suspenseful music plays.

Sylvie is offering to pay "Panchi-Panchi" for a night of lovin'. Pancho thinks to himself, it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. It might as well be him!

Marfil is hanging out with Icky Isabel. Isabel wants Fidiota to pay dearly for killing her saintly nephew Andres. Marfil assures her they are all going to pay. Isabel wants to know if Marfil has a plan yet. "No," says our foxy femme fatale. "I'm still working on being angelic and recapturing Max. Once he's mine, Diana is going to be very sorry she ever crossed my path!" The Orchestra of Doom strikes a chord.

Sylvie is still trying to work her mojo on Pancho. She offers him $500. He says he's worth $3,000. Sylvie is impactada!

Diablo is barking at Granny M to do something about her wayward granddaughter. Granny M retorts that Dimwit is a decent woman who has done nothing wrong. Diablo is being an idiot and making things worse. Diablo asks, "So now it's my fault?!" About that time Dimwit and Gaby walk in. Diablo wants to know where she's been. Why hasn't she called? Dimwit says she's not in the mood, and "No, I wasn't at the hospital!? "Lies, lies, and more lies!!" shouts Diego. Dimwit says it's the truth, she was at the jail. She then announces she needed to see Fidiota because she just found out. . .Fidiota is her true mother! The Orchestra of Doom starts crashing cymbals, throwing tin cans, dumpsters, and in general, making a huge racket. Diablo is impactado. Commercial.

The comic scene between Sylvie and Pancho continues. Sylvie doesn't know where she can get $3,000. Pancho tells her he's worth every penny of it and she'll never find a better specimen of a man in all of Miami. He's so macho! Pancho then leaves and Sylvie asks Jorge if he can loan her the money. "If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't be here. I'd be in Hawaii!" I think if he had that kind of money, he wouldn't be in Acorralada.

More tears shed by Gaby, Dimwit, and Granny M, with Diablo looking on. More re-hashing of the situation with Pobre Fidiota! Diablo says everything makes sense now. "I always wondered why she was so protective and generous with you all." Blah, blah, blah. Gaby runs up the stairs hysterical. Diablo wants to know why Gaby is reacting so strangely. "She's just sensitive," says Dimwit.

Lala and Peyote are fighting. Peyote wants to go out and find drugs; she's going through withdrawal. Lala doesn't want her leaving. Peyote starts getting hysterical. She needs to get out of the house; she knows Pancho is with Caramel. Lala says it dangerous and besides, Lala doesn't want her looking for drugs. Peyote tells Lala, Lala is nothing but a servant and can't tell her what to do. Lala retorts things have changed. You are living in my house. The fight reaches a peak and Peyote gets ready to hit Lala. Pancho walks in just in the nick of time and puts a stop to it. Commercial.

Pancho breaks up the fight. Lala tells Peyote she needs help. Everyone seems to blame Peyote's problems on Pancho for being such a varon. Peyote starts crying and begs for Lala's forgiveness. Peyote then collapses in a heap on the floor sobbing.

Gaby is still sobbing about killing Andres and now their own MOTHER is in jail because of her. She can't get it out of her mind. Dimwit tries to comfort her saying Gaby had every right in the eyes of the law to defend herself against Andres.

Pancho tries to comfort Peyote, without success. Lala then blames Pancho on Peyote's drug use. He points out Peyote was doing drugs before they ever met. Pancho then points out that he, personally, has never done drugs.

At Merciless Medical, Larry and Emili-Oh are tucking in a sleeping Maxi-Moron. By the way, what ever happened to Camila? In her little mind, she and Max are getting married. She swore she would never leave his side. What gives? OK, back to the show. While Larry is tucking in the covers, Emili-Oh keeps patting Max's leg. They sneak out of the room, and as they leave the hospital, Doc Evil sneaks in. "I want Diana to suffer mucho!" The Orchestra of Doom is front and center and going ballistic! Commercial.

Right as Doc Evil reaches over to asphyxiate Max, Max is "saved by the nurse." While she's presumably checking his vitals, which includes a stethoscope being strategically placed all over his chest, Doc Evil sneaks out of the room.

Pasta (aka Paco) is visiting Fidiota. He wants to know who she's protecting, since he knows she could never have killed anyone. She denies she is covering for anyone. Pasta knows she's hiding something.

Yolanda and Emili-Oh are getting ready to go to the hospital for Max's unveiling. Just as they are getting ready to leave, Rene appears. Yolanda says she doesn't have time since she's getting ready to leave, but Rene is persistent. "It will only take 5 minutes. By the way, Emili-Oh, can you vacate your apartment so I can have a moment alone with Yolanda?" Big Doormat wants to know what is so urgent that it can't wait. Rene says he has three words to tell her. "I love you!" Yolanda is impactada! I'm impactada because I haven't seen Rene's dimple in what seems like ages.

We have a new jailer guiding Dimwit by her elbow to Fidiota's cell. The only cell in the whole Miami jail system. Apparently the jailer is afraid Dimwit will get lost. Dimwit is wearing some sort of boring brown dress. She and Fidiota spend five minutes just staring at each other. Dimwit looking glassy-eyed as always. Dimwit blurts out, "There's something I want to tell you. I came to say. . . Mama!" Another five minutes of staring at each other with not a dry eye in the jail! The sappy music plays throughout.

Credits roll.

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Opening scene: Diana has come to visit Gaviota at the squeaky clean, ultra quiet TeleMiami jail, when Gaby comes in and says that she's come to confess the truth - that she's the one who killed Andres! Diana is impactada. Gaby tells her about how Andres snuck into her room and tried to rape him, and she only killed him to defend herself. Gaviota tells her to shut up and not repeat what she's said.


Meanwhile, at TeleMiami hospital, Larry and Yolanda are discussing Marfil's outrageous story with Max, who's still laying in bed with gauze wrapped around his head. (Isn't it about time that those bandages came off so they could run some tests, or maybe get started on his rehabilitation? I think it may be time for a second opinion!) Yolanda mentions how odd it is that Marfil never mentioned her twin sister, even Bruna didn't mention it when she admitted to being Marfil's mama. Doesn't matter anyway, Max isn't in love with her anymore, and he's going to ask her for a divorce.


At Perfumes Gaviota, Pancho has come to see if it's true that Caramelo is working for Diana. More of the same old "I'm the macho, bien macho, you must obey" garbage from Pancho. She turns to walks away and he grabs her in the classic "me Tarzan, you Jane" pose and pulls her towards the elevator, but is interrupted by Emilio.


Back to Gaviota's jail cell, where Gaviota is pleading with Gaby to stay quiet. Gaviota's already been to jail, and she'll go back to jail for Gaby. Synthesizers of doom play as Diana says that only a mother trying to save her child would do something like that. Gaby starts to tell Diana the truth, but Gaviota gets in her face and tells her to shut up, and then asks them both to leave. Cue the melodramatic synthesizer track as Gaby reaches through the bars to take Gaviota's hands so that she can kiss them.


In Max's hospital room, Larry's letting Marfil know that she doesn't believe her story - it's too complicated, it's like a whodunit novel. He walks out of the room and Marfil says to herself that he's a fool, and he's going to make Max doubt her.


More spousal abuse is happening at Perfumes Gaviota as Emilio orders Pancho to let go of Caramelo, but Pancho's not budging. Caramelo manages to shake him off and then gets in between them so they don't start throwing punches. It's impressive that she manages to keep these strapping men from fighting while managing to keep her assets from falling out of her jacket - today's outfit includes a pink bra covered by a khaki jacket, with a barely there pink mini skirt. Pancho calls Emilio a "munequito de pastel" -- a small doll made of cake, and says he needs to stay out of Pancho's life. Pancho goes to leave and says that Caramelo is going with him, which quickly evolves into the same "I'm the macho, super macho" speech while Caramelo responds with the same "I'm your wife, you have to respect me speech." Boring.


After Pancho leaves, Emilio and Caramelo have a heart to heart about Pancho. Emilio wants to know why he stays with her when he treats her so badly, both she and Paola are his victims. Tears of pure dolor stream down Caramelo's face and Emilio reaches out to brush them off.
Diana and Gaby are back at psycho mansion and Diana wants to know why Gaby didn't tell the truth from the beginning. Gaby tells her that Gaviota took control of the situation and wouldn't let her talk, but now the only way she will be able to find peace is to confess so that Gaviota will be freed.


At Casa Naco, Paola is still trying to get her fix, and doesn't understand why Andres isn't returning her calls. Rene shows up and shows her the newspaper, which says that Andres has been murdered, and the main suspect is Gaviota. Paola is impactada - now where will she get her happy pills?


Meanwhile, Octavia is reading the same newspaper article and is thrilled to hear that Gav is suspected in another murder. This is perfect! Now she can convince Paco that she's not worth the trouble!



Little does she know that at this very moment, Paco is at the jail visiting Gaviota and is offering to pay her bail. But Gaviota refuses - she doesn't want him to pay it. She doesn't want to try to prove her innocence a the expense of her daughter. Commercial break.
We return from the commercial to see Diana preparing to leave with Maxito, and getting the third degree from her loving husband Diego. She tries to tell him she's taking the baby for a walk, but he's not buying that for a dollar. He lets her know she's not leaving the house until she tells him where she's going.


Back to Max's room where he's having a nightmare, but Marfil is there to calm him and promise him that he'll be better than ever very soon, she'll be his eyes, his guide. They'll be together forever.


Paco tells Gav that the judge hasn't set a bail amount yet, and she says it's better than way. He wants her to be free, even though she says that she doesn't want to be. Cue the Paco/Gaviota theme song!


Diego's still harrassing Diana. Their conversation is totally predictable, and almost too boring to report, but here's a quick overview: Diego says he doesn't believe she's going to the mall, she says she is, he offers to come with her, she won't let him and she walks out. He says to himself that he knows she's lying again - she's going to see Max!


Pobre de Gaby is lying in bed reliving the attempted rape and murder. She says to herself that now she's a murderer and her mother is in jail and it's all her fault!


Miguelina has come to visit Gaviota. It's quiet as usual - no other prisoners to overhear their conversations about who's really the murderer. Gaviota says she will stay in jail, and asks Miguelina to take care of her daughters for her. She'll plead guilty so that there's no investigation and they don't learn that Gaby's the one who murdered Andres. Nobody else must know the truth about what happened.


At TeleMiami hospital, Marfil is trying to get Max to have something to eat when Diana arrives with Maxito. Marfil's really working the compassionate wife angle, and greets little Max as if she's thrilled to see him. Then she tells Max how beautiful he is and what a shame it is that he can't see. She asks Diana if she can hand the baby to Max, while Max waits anxiously with outstretched hands. Max holds Maxito and is whispering all of his plans for little Max as Diana stands by with her glassy eyed stare and Marfil sneers. Marfil suggests that Diana and she leave the boys alone for a few minutes. Diana's afraid that the baby will fall, but Max promises that he won't let that happen. Close up of Maxito making faces, and we go to commercial.


After the commercial, Diana is explaining to Marfil that she brought the baby because Max asked her to. Marfil says that she's glad she did, Max seems happy to see the baby, and she never wants to separate Max from his baby. She doesn't see Diana as an enemy because Diana is married and Marfil plans to stay with Max. Diana notes how different Marfil is from her twin. Marfil asks that Diana and Max have as little contact as possible, and Diana agrees that this is a logical request.


At City Hall, the detective is questioning Gaviota about what happened. He says there are things that don't match up... she says that everything happened quickly and she doesn't really remember. She's not even sure if the gun he's holding is the one that she used. She recently bought several guns, so she supposes that the one that he's holding is the one that she fired.


Max is still cooing at Maxito when Marfil returns and tells him that the baby is precious, and she will treat him the same as if he were her own. She was just talking with Diana, who seems like a nice person. She leans in and takes the baby from his arm and cradles him while thought bubbling about how much she hates him, just like she hates his mother.


Back to City Hall, where they're really grilling Gaviota on the details. The tests show that she didn't fire the gun. She doesn't care what the tests say, she did fire the gun. The detective leans in and tells her that he knows that she's a lawyer, but he's sure that she's lying. If looks could kill, the cop would be begging for mercy. Commercial break.


We return to the hallway at the hospital, where Diana is telling Larry and Yo how different Marfil is. Larry and Yo have their doubts, and warn Diana about getting too chummy with Marfil.


At City Hall, the detective wants to do another test, but Gaviota refuses. He gets in her face and tells her that he's sure that she's lying to protect someone and he wants to know who. But he won't break Gaviota - she stands up and tells him that she's the guilty one!


Max is still holding little Max while Marfil sits by his side, when Diana returns and says that she needs to go home before her psycho husband gets married. Max doesn't care about Diego, and doesn't want Maxito to leave so soon, but Marfil is quick to point out that Max needs to respect Diana's situation - she's married and they shouldn't cause trouble for her. She tells Diana to bring the baby any time she wants.


Paco has come back to see Gaviota, and he knows that she's covering for someone, so who is it?
Diego is holding court at psycho mansion. Nancy, Lala, Dona Santa and Miguelina are all listening to him say that it's odd that she's now in jail for the same crime that she went to jail for before. Miguelina tells him that she didn't kill her husband, and Nancy talks about what a shame it is that this is happening, and Dona Santa doesn't know who killed who. Lala doesn't understand why she's not out on bail.


The doorbell rings and Nancy goes to answer it. Diana walks in with Maxito in her arms and Nancy trailing behind her. Does anyone else find it odd that Diana range the doorbell at her own home? Diego greets them with his usual warmth and charm as he asks where's the clothing she went to buy, but she didn't see anything she liked. Miguelina goes off to change his diaper and Diana announces that she's off to work. Diego tells Lala that he's not an idiot - he knows that she took the baby to the hospital.


Paco is still arguing with Gaviota - he knows that she didn't kill Andres. She tries to convince him otherwise, but he just knows that she didn't do it, maybe she's covering for her daughter. She tells him not to say that again, Gaby isn't capable of such a thing. Cut to commercial.
Back from commercial, Gaviota is asking Paco to leave before he makes her more nervous. Paco tells her that if she didn't kill Andres, and she's covering for someone, the truth will come out sooner or later.


Max is beside himself with joy as he tells Yolanda about his visit with Maxito, and how understanding Marfil is! He's just going to have to forget Diana and learn to love Marfil as he did before, because she's suffered so much and deserves his love. Then he scrunches up his nose like he smells something rotten.


Diana enters Gaby's bedroom and tells her that she just talked to Paco and he's going to get a good lawyer to defend Gaviota. Gaby says she won't be able to live if Gaviota is not free, and Diana tells her not to torture herself, Andres was a gangster who tried to violate her. This doesn't console Gaby - she's suffering because she killed a man, even if the man was a gangster, and she suffers because and innocent woman is paying for her crime. Then Gaby tells Diana that the reason that Gaviota is making such a huge sacrifice for Gaby is because Gaviota is their real mother! Credits roll.

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