Monday, March 26, 2012
El Talismán #39 Mon 3/26/12 Drunk as a skunk and dumb as a...well no animal is as dumb as Pedro
It's not just Fresno! On a cold, rainy day at the boat launch I snapped this picture of my friend's rain boots. Later that night I saw a bevy of bridesmaids and they were wearing zebra spiked heels! Unfortunately they were getting into a limo and I didn't have time to take their picture. Drat.
Today I am supposed to be doing something that I don't really want to do, so instead I decided to procrastinate by doing a small recap to start out the week:
Redux:
On Friday Pedro found Camila with Antonio in a public place, gasp! He
accuses them of having a thing going on because LooKrazy told him so.
Pigorio instructs Doris to divorce Antonio and she’s not on board with
the idea. He wants Antonio out of his way and doesn’t care what Doris
thinks. They discuss this for several scenes. She says she’s crazy sick
for Tony, Pig looks unhappy at this, why did she sleep with the pig? Cuz
she felt like it and the pig intrigues her.
Doris
asks if she can still live at El Alcatrash after the divorce? Pig sez
yep. She says in that case it would probably be best if they got
married. Pig gulps and says she’s crazy. “But it would really pith off
Tony,” she points out. Hmmm...
Fab
and Flo discuss whether or not mom will accept Claudio. Flo is afraid
her family will kill him. She figures out Fab blabbed to mom. Fab thinks
mom will help Flo. Flo wonders if mom is manipulating them due to the
divorce. Flo admits she still thinks of Jose.
Pedro
and Camila have a loud public fight about Pedro winning the ranch from
Camila’s father. Tony is happy until Pedro calls him a dog. Then all
three of them start yelling at each other. Why isn’t the owner of this
cafe kicking them out? Never mind, Pedro leaves.
Outside,
LooKrazy feigns concern and happily watches while Pedro pounds his
truck. She suggests he help her look for her apartment. “You know what?”
he says, as if his pea brain could possibly have an original thought,
“Why don’t you come back to El Tal?” Aaaargh!!! Loo pretends to resist,
Pedro insists, yada yada yada. Aunt Patty is NOT going to be happy.
Panchito
tells Tracy he wants more out of life than to be a peon. She’s worried
something bad might happen to him. He smiles because now he knows she
likes him. Then he tries to snuggle up to her in the Pig Pen and says
she’ll one day be Mrs. Negrete, boss of the ranch.
Claudio
and Gabriel discuss if Camila is trustworthy or not, but Claudio won’t
tell Gab why he wonders. Sarita figures LooKrazy has something to do
with this. The gossipy maid interrupts to tell them P and C broke up and
now P and L are novios.
Camila
tells Tony she has nowhere to go so. Then she changes her mind and says
she’ll go to El Tal to finish her work. The background music is very
suspenseful for some reason. Both she and Pedro swear to forget the
other.
Fab
calls Armani to tell him she’s at the hotel. He’ll be right down
because he doesn’t know Flo is with her. He waves to Fab then sees Flo
and sprints off like a bunny, LOL! Say what you want about the dope, he
can run fast. (Did you see his face? Priceless!) Fab says he must have a
stomach ache so she goes looking for him.
Armani
is fast but Fab is faster; she catches up to him and she’s wearing high
heels. Oh gosh he’s so sick, he says. “But before I poop, you’re the
most beautiful girl in the world.” He goes to his room and berates
himself in the mirror. He decides he needs to confront her, he has no
other option. But then he tells her he’ll talk to her later. When she
wants to quickly introduce him to his sis he pretends he has stomach
cramps again. So much for mature confrontation.
Loo
doesn’t waste any time in boozing and floozing with Pedro. Loo
tells the Tequila bottle that it will perform miracles tonight. This
will likely be helped by the fact that Pedro just finished off the whiskey. Loo suggests he marry her so as to forget Camila. He gets drunker
and she keeps kissing him and suggesting they do all sorts of things
for him to forget Camila. I should have counted the shots she keeps
feeding him. Soon he is falling down drunk but still blabbing he loves
Camila.
Hey,
Genoveva sighting. She sees Camila back at El Tal and runs up to hear that
Pedro is driving Cami crazy. Cami updates Geno on everything we have
already seen and says he can go to hell. She tells her in front of the
house. She tells her again in their room.
Tony
is back at the hotel with the healthy, though maligned, call girl. She
has the Camila wig, he says this time try harder so he’s convinced it
really is Camila in bed. He gives her instructions. Crazy creepy much?
Aunt
Patty finds Loo and Pedro swaying, burping and crawling up the stairs.
Loo updates Tia that Pedro and Cami are kaput, Pedro and Loo are novios
and soon she will be his wife. The expected conversation ensues. I can’t
believe Tia allows Loo to follow Pedro to his room. She helps him to
bed and makes out with his motionless form while he stares into space
whining about Cami betraying him.
Doris
and the Pig debate her upcoming divorce. Why won’t he marry her? He
says divorce first then they’ll discuss it, for the time being they’ll
remain lovers.
Pedro
passes out and Loo tells nobody in particular that nothing is going to
happen tonight but as soon as he’s no longer drunk he won’t have a
moment alone.
I know there is more, but my neighbor had a roof fire and I got distracted. Luckily another neighbor saw it and called the fire department before too much damage happened. Whew!!
Labels: Talisman
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Una Familia Con Suerte #177-178 Fri 3/23/12 Día de Locos
Part One: A Grab-Bag of Crazy
After Candy's breakfast, Nap tells Little Debbie that Candy's been too affectionate. Suspiciously so. He doesn't know where this sudden affection is coming from, but he doesn't like it.
Candy tells Pancho how she swapped the USB sticks. This one's full of evidence. (She shakes it, listening for an incriminating rattle.)
Ana meets with her new manager. Although Pina and Vice put him on Ana's case, he seems genuinely enthusiastic about representing her. He's ready to start arranging all kinds of promotional activities for Ana and the group.
Goya shows up in another outrageous outfit - she's all decked out in polyester fruit salad colors this time. Ana's new manager takes it much more graciously than her old one did, but after he leaves, Ana tells her to be more respectful.
At breakfast, Meli congratulates Fred on his upcoming marriage with Ana, now that his parents suddenly approve. Pina won't promise not to meddle in his life. Fred says he needs to go talk to Pancho to say the wedding is off for now. Pina doesn't have much time to enjoy her victory, because Fred says he can't marry Ana until he cuts the umbilical cord. Somehow, Pina feels that this is Pancho's fault.
Elena, a guest at the Stately Lopez Manor since the earthquake, is super-snotty with Chucha. She wants to talk to "the other one" (Goya) too, to complain about her laundry. (Elena insists on being treated like a member of the family, but no Lopez would ever talk to Chucha that way!) Tomás intervenes, apologizes for his sister's rudeness, and scolds Elena for being an ungrateful lazybones. She should go to school or something. Elena says she'd rather be dead than go to school or work at some mediocre job. (Be careful what you wish for, kid.)
Candy guilts Pancho into helping her. He reaches for the phone. She panics. She doesn't want him to involve anyone else. Wait, what? How does she think he can handle this all by himself?
Deb tells Nap that Candy is at Avon. He senses something is up. He calls Candy, who panics again. "It's Napoleón!" Pancho sticks his hand in his shirt. Nap tells her to come home for a surprise. "Something's definitely up," he tells Deb. "Candela is very nervous."
Pancho has connected the USB stick and is copying it to his computer. (I just deleted a long lecture about why you should never connect a criminal's USB stick to your employer's computer. Long story short, just don't ever do it.)
Elena is still bitching about how wretched her life is and how their parents left them with practically nothing and Pancho owes them. Tom says Pancho doesn't owe them a thing, yet he's never let them go without food and shelter and all the rest. There's no reason to envy all the things that Lupita has because they are not Pancho's children and they should be grateful that once again, they have a place to live and eat.
Elena doesn't take the lecture well, and now I am wondering if she is going to wind up dead in a ditch. I cannot imagine anything that would make this brat happy for any amount of time. Even if she got rich, soon she'd be envying someone richer. And she did kind of diss her parents just now. So... well, let's just hope that something turns her around. Or maybe she should get Violeta to adopt her. Maybe that would do it.
Pancho finishes copying the USB stick and gives it back to Candy. She assures him that Nap doesn't suspect a thing.
Ana calls Fred and tells him about her new manager Franco. "Congratulations," he says without much energy. After the call, Pina mischievously asks why he seems so pensive. He refuses to discuss it with her. This depresses her.
Rebeca interrupts Pancho, who's trying to figure out the gangster data. Not wanting to involve her in the mess, he doesn't tell her what's going on. She wants to show him a graph with a red line that depicts the worst-case scenario but also shows that even the bad outcomes are projected to be good for the company in the long run, but they don't know how that will be for the workers, psychologically. "The gynecological effect on the workers," Pancho repeats absently. Rebe can tell he's distracted. He asks if she knows anyone who can decipher a coded message.
Napoleon insists on seeing what's on the USB stick. Deb says it's encoded. He wants to see it with his own eyes. She installs some decryption software on a laptop and connects the USB stick. It's empty!
Pancho is mysteriously telling Rebeca that he can't involve her in "this" when Ana interrupts to ask if Franco's been there yet to introduce himself. Rebeca excuses herself. Pancho thanks her for showing him the gynecological projections.
Candy arrives at Nap's house. Deb empties her purse immediately and finds the USB stick. She confirms that the data is on it. Candy denies everything and says Pancho knows nothing, but Nap doesn't believe her. He has his goons drag her to the bedroom, begging for mercy.
Franco finally gets to Avon and meets with Pancho, who thinks he looks familiar. Franco flashes back to Vice and Pina asking him not to let on that they put him on Ana's case. He leaves to take a phone call. Pancho and Ana get all misty at the prospect of not seeing one another while she's working. She admits that she's not in such a hurry to get married now. Franco comes back and says boyfriends and this type of career don't mix. Then Pina comes in and gives Pancho a hard time about separating her from her son. Ana excuses herself, but notices Pina giving Franco a strange look. Franco excuses himself.
Rebe is daydreaming about Pancho in her car when she realizes that someone is tailing her. She makes a sudden, screeching turn, and two large vehicles trap her on a side street. She is whisked away in a van with Deb, and one of Nap's goons takes her car.
Outside Pancho's office, Ana asks Franco if he's met Pina before. He plays dumb. Pancho and Pina have a dumb argument about Fred wanting to cut his umbilical cord.
Pina is still ranting and raving with Pancho about how wrong it is for the social classes to mix. She won't allow him to put ideas in Fred's head.
Fred rehashes the Ana situation with Pepe and asks for advice. Pepe reminds Fred of how poorly it turned out when he and Moni tried to live together and they just can't live together. At least not now.
Enzo calls Moni in France. (The green pencils on his desk have been infested by some horrible fungus that's turned half of them yellow!!) Supposedly Violeta is doing well, but she's still not in the clinic yet. That's still being arranged. (Hmmm.) Meanwhile, Mom spends a lot of time shopping.
Deb tells Nap that Rebeca's stashed away at a safehouse.
Chela tells Enzo she's worried about Candy. She's not answering her phone. They go to see Pancho and he shows them the garbled data on the USB stick. NOW they decide it's a good idea to call the authorities. Enzo calls a lawyer, but he's out to lunch. The nerve of some people!
One of Nap's henchmen takes a cell phone video of Rebeca all tied up and gagged.
Ana meets with Fred, who's still bummed out that she'll be touring. He can't go with her, because he has classes. (Guess he should have gone to UCLA after all.) But they still love each other.
Chela is still trying to get Candy on the phone and Enzo is working on Pancho's computer when Nap, Deb, and entourage show up. "Menso Rinaldi," Nap greets Enzo. Enzo surreptitiously presses a key on Pancho's keyboard (it looks to be in the neighborhood of the semicolon or L) that causes the screen to go blank. Phew! Nap tells Chela not to worry about Candy; she's getting a massage. He wants to speak with Pancho. Chela and Enzo clear out of there as fast as they can.
Nap shows Pancho the video on his cell phone. "Ah, Rebe gagged," Pancho observes dreamily. (Perv.)
Then he realizes she's in serious trouble!
Part Two: The Body Count Rises
RIP Little Debbie, Snack Cake of Doom.
Pancho is flipping out in his office. Nap warns him with Rebeca's safety and also threatens to shoot him in the head (using an Una Familia con Suerte pillow as a silencer? good luck with that) just in case.
It turns out Enzo emailed the files to his own computer. Chela just wants to find Candy.
I think Pancho fainted. Now Nap is poking the USB stick all over Pancho's face. Ooh, very menacing.
Vice has invited Karina to meet with him at the office. He asks her to keep this confidential. He's always wanted to have a daughter. After he and Pina had Fred, they had some problems and got busy with work and stuff, and then they got Abejita, but... but Vice wants to adopt Karina.
Karina, who has two living (if not particularly attentive) parents already, does not find this request at all strange or suspicious. She eagerly accepts. "I promise I will love you like my own daughter." "And I will love and respect you like my own father."
Pancho admits to copying the USB stick. After some more warnings about Rebeca's life, Nap says he'll give Pancho the benefit of the doubt and will bring back his computer in two hours. And if he calls the authorities, Rebeca will die. Nap also recommends that Pancho do something about the company's security. "You see that anyone with a gun can come right into your office." Pancho frets.
Vice explains that with Ana relaunching her career, Fred's going to be alone. Karina understands her mission and squeals with delight. This would all seem so much less weird if he hadn't just spoken of "adopting" her.
Enzo and Chela go to Nap's house, where the goons say Candy is "indisposed." Chela loudly tells Enzo they should go to the police.
On the ride home, Deb asks Nap what will happen to Rebeca. He says she's going to die.
Rebeca sobs in the dark safehouse.
Pancho frets about Rebeca. (Looks like his pencils have been attacked by the yellow fungus, too.) He is soon joined by Enzo and Chela. He tells them the bad guys got Rebe. Chela nearly faints.
Candy frets in the bedroom. Nap tells her to pack her things. They can't stay here.
Pancho gets a text telling him where to find Rebeca. He doesn't say who it's from. Enzo is worried it might be a trap. Chela wants to call the police. Pancho thinks they'll kill Rebe if the police show up. Pancho has an idea.
Nap calls someone and tells him to kill Rebeca in one hour. (Why the delay, I don't know.) Deb whips out her gun and points it at Napoleon. She's with the police and he's under arrest!
She has all the guys drop their guns and kick them over to her. Then she tells Nap to call his guy at the safehouse and rescind the order to kill Rebeca. Nap stalls. Candy comes out of the bedroom and asks what's going on. Deb tells Candy to stay behind her and starts calling for backup. Then Toshiro, #1 goon, comes down the hallway with Candy's bags and shoots Deb from behind. He only gets her in the shoulder, but as she struggles to her feet, he pulls out a knife and slashes her throat so fast I have to replay in slow motion to see it. Except that her throat looks fine when they pick her up off the carpet later and there isn't nearly as much blood as you would expect from a person who's been slashed. But never mind.
Candy runs away. Nap congratulates Toshiro on his fine work and sends him to retrieve Candy. He has another guy prepare the helicopter, and sends a third guy to the airport to get the plane ready. He gives a respectful parting speech to Deborah and toasts her with his best cognac.
Frida brings her muscle car to the garage. I'm sorry I don't know what kind of car it is, but it's the kind I like to look at. She's wearing a lime-green tank top that makes the guys' eyes pop. She asks Pepe if he thinks he could beat her with Champi. She offers him a rare opportunity to drive it. He hops in before she changes her mind.
Candy is on the run. She really needs a sports bra. Toshiro pursues. He is running around on a busy street in broad daylight with a gun in full view. She easily eludes him by hiding behind a van. Toshiro may be a sharpshooter, but he's not very good at looking for things.
The helicopter is ready. Nap calls Toshiro. "Where the hell is Candy?" An excited police car rolls by. Toshiro is looking uncharacteristically worried.
The safehouse goon goes into the darkened room with a gun. He says she's very pretty, and he could have a feast with her, but orders are orders and he won't disobey.
He lifts his gun. She whimpers. Nap shows up in his hat and sunglasses. He says he's changed is mind, and Rebe will have to disappear some other way. He'll take her with. He sounds like Grover, the Muppet, and his build looks bulkier than I remember. But Rebeca and the goon and the guard don't seem to notice. Nap slaps the guard a few times for no reason. The guard doesn't resist.
Pepe and Frida speed down a country road. Vroom. They aren't wearing seatbelts. She's sitting too close to him. Back off, chickie!
Nap is outside with Rebe. His hair is too blue. His hat is too green. Rebeca struggles with him. She sees La Burra and panics. What are they doing to Pancho? Nap peels off a mask, revealing himself to be... Pancho! (Hmm, did I miss a scene where Napoleon allowed them to take a cast of his face and create a rubber mask?) She's glad to see him!
Nap's men want him to leave the house. He tells them he won't go without his Candy. He loves her and he can't live without her. He'll wait.
His phone rings. What an amazing coincidence - it's the same crappy phone (and ringtone) that all the Avon employees have. It's Toshiro, advising Nap to take the helicopter and flee because the house is surrounded by police. Nap tells him to find Candy and kill her. Wow, moody.
But it's too late. Agents rush into the house and disarm Nap's men. One of them asks for Deb. Nap says she's in a better place. The agent says he'll make sure Nap never leaves prison for the rest of his life. He checks Deb's phone and sees that she sent Pancho a message telling him where to find Rebeca. (Sure, she'd totally send an untrained civilian on a mission like that.) "No me toques," Nap protests as he is cuffed and marched out.
Rebeca is grateful and gives Pancho a kiss. Pancho says he'd give up his life for her. Another kiss, and this time it looks serious. Chela finally reminds them that they still need to find Candy.
They go back to Nap's and see Deb being wheeled out on a stretcher. The agent explains that she was working undercover for them.
Meanwhile, Candy arrives safely at the Lopez home. On the phone, Panch tells Lupita it's been a día de locos. Pancho and Candy tell the Napoleon/Déborah story to the family over dinner.
Pepe and Frida work into the evening. She wants to race him. He wants to set something up with a track; he tells her it's not good to race in the streets. He notes that her car is worth a lot of money, so why does she live in a crummy neighborhood and ride the bus? It's because her grandfather gave her that car and he was everything to her. Her mother abandoned her, and her grampy raised her, and he told her to fix up the car and care for it as if it were a child. It's as valuable to her as her grandfather.
So now Candy is crying at home. Ana tries to cheer her up with news of her new manager and revived career. Lupita tries to cheer her up with a somewhat more on-topic reminder that Candy can now divorce Nap. Candy says she's just still recovering from the tension. She begins to tell the rest of the story - the USB drive, the files, etc.
Vice is thinking about Candy. Pina finds him drinking in the dark and invites him to bed. He apologizes to her for his bad behavior.
Rebeca tells Pancho that when that guy put his gun to her head, she thought she was going to die, and her life flashed before her eyes. But most of all, she thought of Pancho and all the mistakes they'd made and all the time they'd wasted. She asks for his forgiveness. He asks for her forgiveness. He promises never to distrust her again. They exchange "te amo"s and kisses.
Candy is still crying. The worst of it, she says, is that she lost Vicente, the first man she ever loved sincerely. (That's the worst of it? The dead agent wasn't worse?) Chela tries to cheer her up by telling her she's not a second-table meal. Candy excuses his reconciliation with Pina because she was marrying Napoleon. She still loves Vice. Chela, Lupita, and Ana are aghast. They try to persuade her to restart her life. Surely a thousand other guys are dying to be with her. Single guys who aren't mobsters. This seems to cheer Candy.
Meanwhile, Vice flatters his wife and asks her again to someday forgive him. She's not sure what he's even talking about. She's already forgiven him!
Frida asks Pepe about Mónica. He hasn't spoken to her today. It's about 5am where she is right now, and why does Frida ask? She's just making conversation. He tells her he and Moni moved in together and it didn't go well and a bunch of things happened. Frida scoffs; no doubt Frenchy went back to her parents. She tells Pepe she'd like to see the apartment for herself, just to see why it wasn't good enough for Frenchy. He agrees - tomorrow they can have dinner or something. She thought-bubbles to herself that she likes Pepe more every day, and what's Frenchy got that Frida doesn't?
Sneaky feet prowl up to Napoleon's cell. Nap meets the faceless man and takes something from him that he immediately pops into his mouth. The other man walks away and we hear him and the approaching guard greet one another. The guard comes to Nap's cell and gloats that Nap got his freedom last time, but now even God can't save him.
The guard watches as Nap sits down and mimes pouring himself a drink. He gulps it down. He then pours himself a second imaginary glassful, but hurriedly puts it aside before doubling over in agony. The guard calls a doctor, who arrives in record time along with the warden. Nap's dead! The warden looks surprised.
It's just as well. I bet they're not very nice to mimes in prison.
Next time:
Enzo asks Chela to marry him. Vice asks Candy for a date. And despite being dead, Napoleon continues to be a nuisance.Labels: familia
La Que No Podía Amar #63 Friday 3/23/12 Much Ado About Mgrito, or Don’t Cry For Me, Margarito!
Cap 63
Lo del Pasado:
Ulises is walking on thin ice with Macaria over his literally small town mentality when it comes to keeping Maripaz on a short leash and refusing to let her study for a career in psychology in Mexico City. Also, Rogelio nearly blows his stack when he and Ana Paula get the bad news from Ernesto that Margarito may never walk again. A pall has fallen over Paula and her posse.
Lo del Nuevo:
At Hacienda del Fuerte, a distraught Ana Paula informs the very worried Gustavo that Margarito may never walk again. It hurts Gus as much as her. He offers his shoulder to cry on and she tearfully takes it. Sinthia blows a gasket when she catches the two of them in mid hug’n hold. The two innocents, so pure of heart, trying gallantly to stay on the up and up for all the right reasons, can’t help but look guilty as sin to Sin.
Sinthia doesn’t accept Guscakes (admittedly) piss-poor excuse and carps to Ana Paula about not keeping her distance from El Gusto who’s all “mío”. Pau’s got her own man’s shoulder to cry on; and if she needs “to look for consolation” then to do it with Rogelio, her husband, and not with El Gusto! Sin begins draping herself, then, all over poor frazzled Guscakes and plants a possessive lip-lock on him for emphasis. He plays along, though perhaps (methinks) not as willingly as before. Embarrassed, and with her heart somewhat in pieces still, AP walks away rather disgusted at the outburst, to leave the two “lovers” to themselves.
Sin franticly apologizes to Guscakes for her jealous attitude, saying essentially that she doesn’t trust AP any further than she can throw her. Why, Paula turned Bro-Hell’s head in nothin’ flat, she exclaims, and she wouldn’t put it past her to do the same thing with him! Gus tells her to calm down and understand it was just like he said it was. Sinthia is still in panic mode. Any man Sinthia loves, smothering him in suffocating, territorial smooches, has got to be hers and hers only!! As Gus lets himself be pulled in by Sinthia’s ….uhm… rather excessive angst, it’s apparent that he has gotten to see in stark fashion the difference between his Cupcake Princess, Paula the Pink, and the brazen Boonies B!tch-witch of Rich raised in the wilds of Chiapas that he’s now chained himself to for spite. (I’ll drink to that! Bottoms up, Babycakes!)
Macaria stomps away from useless Uli’s homespun sputtering through the darkened streets of downtown San Gabriel all in a snit. A few blocks down the street she is accosted by none other than her one-night stand, aka, Efrain. Effer’s all hot to trot and suggests they try for another steamy bit of sheet time in a no-tell motel somewhere close by. Effer teases her about being the oh-so-desirable forbidden fruit, and says that he’s just the medicine she needs to salve that sore-spot of a hubby she’s got. They share a few stolen spit swaps in the darkened alley as Viewerville whittles Macaria a notch a few inches lower on the proverbial post.
Back in Rog’s office, Ernie’s explaining to him that he’s got to remain calm for Mgrito because a negative attitude from the two of them could do the boy harm emotionally and thus physically. Rog says that’s easy for him to say. He’s obviously got the speech down pat after giving it to so many patients. Ernie says that may be, but he’s come to understand the plight of those of his patients stuck in a wheelchair. Life goes on. It’s simply a matter of acceptance [aceptación].
Macaria refuses Effer’s invitation. Supposedly he was just testing her to see if there were still some sparks in the ashes left from their bedded bonfire the night before. Talk turns to Uli’s keeping her on such a tight leash that Macaria still hasn’t seen the letter he’s kept from her all these years. Macaria finally pulls herself away and tells him to find her later on. She’s got to git. Effer tells himself once she’s gone that if he can get his hands on that letter then he might be able to take advantage of it somehow. (Blackmail, anyone?)
In the kitchen, Maria is explaining to Rosaura that the reason Ro-Hell is feeling so depressed over Margarito is that he was just as bad off when they found him as Margarito is now. Rosie blows it off like it’s just the flu or something. “—Ehh! Doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing’s going to happen to the kid.” Paula walks in on them at that point and Maria is anxious to know the doc’s prognosis. Pau says they’ll just have to wait till the inflammation dies down before they’ll have any idea whether he will ever walk again. Rosie adds her two centavos’ worth to say they all hope it doesn’t come to that. (Yeah, what would she do with 2 invalids in Pau’s nuclear family then, poor dearie! The expense! Less for Rosie to get her hands on and to enjoy!!) Pau and Maria are devastated.
Macaria returns to the plop ‘n shop. The curiosity bug Effer’s dropped in her ear has gotten the best of her. She continues the same argument from before with Uli, even gripes about his hiding things from her. Maripaz walks in on them. Uli leaves with Maripaz for a chat. Macaria asks herself how many things Uli really is hiding from her and starts trying to pry open his locked metal file cabinets.
Meanwhile, Rog has gone back to the unconscious Margarito’s room and reminisces over the boy’s innocent mischief. If only they could return to that. Pau walks up at that point and, from the doorway, hears Rog telling the boy that he won’t let the two of them be separated; and that he doesn’t want him to suffer the same fate as his. The Cupcake is muy but muy impactada.
Back in town, Effer has followed Macaria back to her convenience store apparently under pretext of being unable to leave her alone. She pulls the screwdriver she’s using on him and warns him to keep his distance or better still, go to the bar. And, yeah, her curiosity has gotten the best of her. He takes the screwdriver and tries to open the drawer himself.
Pau walks into Mgrito’s room now also. Rog apologizes for his earlier outburst. It’s not easy being paralyzed and stuck in a wheelchair. (No duh!) Pau says he’s gotten on with his life and manages very well. The difference is, Rog points out, that he’d already sewn his wild oats before he became paralyzed. He’d seen the world and lived to enjoy it. Mgrito is still a little boy with his whole life ahead of him. The two decide they’ll both stay in the bedroom that night to watch over him.
Maripaz walks in on Macaria and Effer and asks what’s up. Macaria lies that there’s another rat roaming around the room that Effer’s trying to find.
Back at Hell-Fuerte, Maria walks in on the group of guests and Sin eating din-din in the dining room. She explains that Rog and Pau won’t be joining them for dinner tonight due to their wanting to stay by Margarito’s bedside. (Viewerville somehow doesn’t see AP putting herself out there to be Mersnotty’s and Sin’s target tonight or any night. If she’s smart she’ll eat with Rog up in her bedroom till Miss Merciless decides to head back to Tuxtla. Of course, this begs the question: doesn’t Miss Mercy have a job waiting for her? Just how many vacation days does the woman get, anywho?) MentiRosa shows up about then expecting to eat with her familiars till she notices all the obnoxious guests in the dining room without her. Sin has news for Rosie. Nada doin’ since Bro-Hell and Paula aren’t coming down tonight. She’s not welcome! We’ll see about that, is Rosie’s reply. Maria shows up and tells Rosie to be a bit more prudent, i.e., discreet, and to stay away!! Rosie thinks to herself afterwards that there’s no way she’d be eating at the same table with Gustavo and his snooty sis! As if!!
After dinner’s done, Sin grabs Gus and heads off in order to leave Ernie and Mercedes alone to discuss their situation. We hear more of the same: Merciless rejects Ernie’s advances once again because his spoiled teenaged daughter refuses to accept her as a stepmother. (Take a hint, Ernie. It takes one to know one and Mercedes knows what she’s talking about! You can do better! Like Nurse Daniela for instance? Hmmmm! Now that would be a winning combination!)
At the same time in the living room, Gus gets after Sin for leaving his sis with the tempting Ernesto. At times, he explains, it’s best not to let one’s self get carried away with a few days of momentary passion. Anyway, it’s cost her a great deal of effort to maintain her distance from Dr. Ernie. Can’t she see that? (What? This spoiled, impetuous, rich-b!tch wildcat? Gus, you are so screwed up!) Sin says he is talking as if it had happened to him. (Oh yeah! Just wait, you screwball b!tch. You have no idea!!!) Gus admits he did live through something like it. Of course, Sin doesn’t know the half of it. (If Karma plays any part in this at all, she is going to wish she hadn’t gotten anywhere near ol’ Babycakes! Again, must see t.v.!!) However, Gus says, looking into her eyes, he found his way and there she was in it—er…he found her on the way. Sin smiles innocently at him and says they must have been destined to meet and to fall in love. He answers her with more smoochie-koochie (but whether it’s to prove it to her or to himself, we don’t really know).
In San Gabriel again, Maripaz tells Macaria she wants her freedom, not to be tied down like her parents did to her. Uli races back in and it’s the argument in redux deluxe. Finally Macaria threatens that if Maripaz leaves she’s going with her and divorcing Uli!!
In another part of Hell-Fuerte, meantime, Oh-Hell is feeling really down. He rolls his way into the abandoned family chapel and lights a candle for Mgrito. He tells the diosito that the boy needs a chance. He’s lost out with Rog cuz Ro-Hell hasn’t enough faith left in him anymore. Pau does, though, he adds. “--Do it for Paula’s sake. She has plenty and maybe that will be enough.” Rog then blows out the candle and rolls back out the way he came.
Later that night Rog wakes Paula by yelling in his sleep during another panic-filled nightmare. Paula tells him to have faith that Mgrito will get well. He reminds her that he lost it a while ago. No problem. She has enough and she’ll pray for the both of them. Rog watches her at the little corner altar in her bedroom and stays respectfully quiet.
The next morning, Ernie is on the balcony of the hacienda with Mersnotty and reminds her again how much he loves her. He kisses her and walks away. She secretly smiles. FF>>
Maria, meanwhile, races into Margarito’s room to get Paula so she can show her the surprise Rogelio has for her.
Across the balcony in Michael’s room, Rosie mentions that Rog was thinking of buying the neighboring ranch, La Negra, for Paula but that somebody had already bought it and Rog wants to buy it for her from them. They’ll need to find out who it was then. Mikey tells her that Bruno’s probably already doing exactly that. After a moment he asks her if she really thinks Bruno can be trusted. She says why not when he’s the one who’s helped them out the most these past few months? She changes the subject to him convincing his sister that she should accept the ranch from Rog. Mikey fights the idea because it’s only one more thing that’s tying them down to Ro-Hell. They’re drowning in his “good will” and gift-giving. Ro-Hell may love Pau and all, but he’s got a strange way of showing it, he says. Mikey suddenly refuses to go along with anymore. From now on they will manage to get by on their own and through their own effort. Riiiiiiight, says Rosie. He can’t even take care of himself! “--Look at you! You’re nervous and obsessed, a slob! Accept it Michael! We need Rogelio Montero’s help whether we like it or not!”
Pau walks onto the balcony and Rog opens the door to the chapel which is now spotless and shining, fully lighted with candles, and filled with fragrant white roses. (Darn! I wonder how many little elves he had to have to get the place spruced up so fast.)
Bruno stops by David’s office later that morning for a quick meeting. Big Dave’s taking a trip in order to buy the poison he plans to put into the cattle’s feed. Bruno reminds him to keep his lips zipped around both Vanessa and Sinthia. Vainie walks in and greets them both at that point. Bruno tells her that he has the documents ready for the notary to sign. Yep, the sooner the better, she says all bidnez-like. He explains that she needs to get to it since Rog has mentioned he wants to buy La Negra to give to Paula. Nessa sniffs. “—As if she deserved it!” “—He wants me to find out who bought it and is willing to make another offer, to the new owner. Just think of how upset he’ll be to find out you’re the new owner.” “--Yeah, and think of how upset he’ll be when he isn’t getting water from it either. It will be hard for me to keep my big mouth shut quiet but I'll have to do it."
Once Bruno’s gone, Big Dave informs Nessa that he’s leaving town to get the poison for the feed. She’s upset that he’ll be away at the same time they’ll be turning off the water to Rogelio’s property. Can’t be helped, he says. She reminds him news travels fast around there in that small town, so to be extremely discreet. He’s going to Tuxtla, he says, and will delay a while not to call attention to himself; the people he knows there are being paid plenty for their silence. “--Good, because nothing will stop me from getting my way about this!”
Paula takes Rog’s hand in hers and prays in the chapel as he looks on. FF>>
Outside, a shirtless Hugo is laying sod or something. Dani shows up and asks if he needs her to get him something to drink. Mikey runs up and tells her he’s been set free to wander the grounds by himself whenever he wants now. She says, rather disinterestedly, that she doesn’t know whether that’s a good thing or not. He may be free of the police but not from the desire to drink. He gets upset and says he’s stopped for sure. Yeah, that’s what they all say, she replies flatly. He stops her in mid-topic and so she immediately blows him and his dorky attitude off. Sure she’s happy that he’s in good spirits and such, but it really doesn’t matter to her anymore. (Translation: Have a nice day, you mucked-up jackass! I am tired of you and bored with it already. Now get the F outta my way!!) As if that put down wasn’t enough, Hugo starts in on him, too, now.
Meanwhile, in a three hankie scene, Mgrito wakes up and wants to know if he’ll be able to walk again or to climb trees and run through the grounds-- or will he end up crippled in a wheelchair and cranky like Ro-Hell. Rog has rolled past and heard this last comment of Mgrito’s. (Viewerville notes that Rog wasn’t exactly pleased to hear Mgrito’s spot on description of El Boss.) Paula promises Mgrito that no matter what happens she will never desert him. Rog rolls in at that point and forgives the boy for not listening to him when he warned him to stay off the trellises. He then assures Mgrito that neither he nor Paula will leave his side or ever abandon him. He’ll always be well-cared for. Margarito is chipper and full of smiles once he hears this. (Insulin Alert! Too much happy, happy, joy, joy for one person to swallow! My blood sugar runneth over. Blechhhh!!!)
Outdoors again, Hugo asks Mikey if he really loves Dani. Sure, replies Mike, for years before I ever told her. So pretty! We were in love but things changed when I ended up in jail. Then the drinking and things won’t change till I’m better. Well, says Hugo, your drinking has driven her off the rails. She’s better off looking to find happiness with somebody else. “--Like who for instance? Like You?” Damn straight, says Hugo! “--I’d give my life to make her happy if she’d say yes to me!” (Oh, Hugo! You do seem sincere, but, this segment of Viewerville considers you akin to The Green Giant and your supposed celluloid sex appeal is, well, non-existent.)
Ernie walks in to examine Margarito. Rog tells him he’d like to have him stay for a few days till the boy shows some improvement. Ernie says he can’t because he’s still got patients in Tuxtla. Rog offers to fly him in and back daily by helicopter if need be. Ernie’s says he’ll consider it. (Hey, I’d take him up on it, Ernie, if you’re that stuck on Ms. Mercy. She’s wavering as well as quavering. No time like the present to be present!)
Outside again, Hugo tells Mikey he has no intention of getting better. If he did, he’d throw himself into his work and forget all about drinking! Mike has no idea how to treat a woman, Hugo says, and if he really loved Dani he’d never be the gross jerk and Grinch around there that he’s been to her and everyone else there that’s done all they could to help Mikey out! As it is, everyone is sick and tired of his one-man pity party!! He ought to be making a man of himself instead of wandering about the place waiting for somebody else to solve his problems for him—and not for Dani’s sake, but for his own! (Ok, Hugo!! You’ve earned points, but Green Giants still aren’t my cuppa cuppa.) Mikey tells Hugo to just keep his mouth shut and leave well enough alone since he doesn’t know as much as he thinks he does about what’s been going on there.
Back in town, Uli tells his troubles to Effer. He’s always been faithful to Macaria and has taken his promise to make a life for her to heart, yada, yada, yada. Effer pretends to empathize with him and tells him to run after Macaria, to explain things and to convince her not to leave. He promises to look after the office while Uli takes a break. Of course, as soon as Uli’s gone he takes the keys Uli has just used to lock the drawer in question and reopens it. (Duhn-duhn-duhn!!!)
At Hell-Fuerte, Merciless tells Gus that she’s becoming dream-eyed again about Ernesto, having spent time alone here away from the rest of the world. Gus agrees that one cannot stop loving simply by decree [por decreto]. He realized that when he hugged Ana Paula the other day. Everything came rushing back [remover = to dig up, stir up, revive]. Mersnotty gets frustrated with him and asks why he did it! Didn’t he think about Sinthia or about Ro-Hell? Sure, he says, but he still couldn’t avoid it. Mercedes tells him it’s better that they just leave the hacienda. Gus says it way too late for that. He’s already committed to working on Rog’s projects and besides, there’s Sinthia to consider. They’re going together and he doesn’t want her to get hurt. Well then, advises Big Sis, watch it when you’re around that female! “--Look, tell me the truth. Are you sticking around here in the hacienda because of your work or in order to be near Rogelio Montero’s wife??!!” (At least Jose Ron does do puzzled rather convincingly.)
Meanwhile, it only takes a couple of minutes before Effer discovers the letter from Mgrito’s mama that he was looking for.
Alone with Rog again, Pau tells Rog that she wants Margarito protected and safe. He says they’ll adopt him. Margarito will have his name and will be provided for economically. She reminds him they already discussed that and nixed it because their marriage isn’t a real one, and once the contract is up, she’s gone for good. He says no, it’s a legal marriage and so they’ll adopt him; and when the contract is up, well, they’ll get divorced and she’ll get to take the boy with her.
Labels: no-podia
El Mundo de Telemundo - Discuss among yourselves: Week of March 26
!Bienvenida a la primavera! Although here in New Jersey it's been more like summer for the last few days. As this week ends, it appears that two of our protagonistos are "entre la vida y la muerte": Mau is hit by a car in Relaciónes Pelegrosas and Ángela is shot in Corazón Valiente. So over to you.Labels: relaciones, telemundo, valiente
Abismo de pasión #10 3/23/12: Before you marry, make sure you know whom you are going to divorce.*
*From “Yiddish Proverbs” edited by Hanan J. Ayalti.
Nasty and Old
We get to see Lucio punch out Gabino’s lights. And we hear the old man tell him that sooner or later someone younger will come along and take HIS place at the procesadora, someone with more rights to that place than he has (Sons of Rosendo, wherever you are! Game on!)
We get to see rotten Carwatermelon go splat in the empty pool.
Nasty and New
Elisa wails Lolita’s name. Lolita comes to the rescue, climbing into the pool with surprising agility. Then somehow she manages to get help.
We are spared the details of the scooping up and removal of the ugli fruit.
Suddenly it and we are transported to the Health Center. Lolita and Blanca are huddled with Elisa, trying to comfort her. (“ I know she’ll blame me and my father will believe her!”) Disgusto joins them.
Now Dr. Tovar comes out looking, if not happy, at least relieved. Augusto is the father of a healthy son. While Carmina is in serious condition, she’ll recover. The problem is, because of complications in the emergency surgery, she will never be able to have another child.
Elisa wants to see her little brother but Disgusto dismisses her coldly, sending her home with Lolita.
Nightfall
In the Health Center, Augusto smiles fondly at the new baby.
Back at Casa Castañon, no one is smiling. Lolita tries to console Elisa.
Disgusto finally gets around to visiting his juiced orange. The fact that she’s unconscious doesn’t stop her from running her mouth:
It’s Elisa’s fault... Estefanía was terrible ... It’s my son – don’t take him from me, Rosendo ... Don’t do anything to him, Rosendo ... he’s yours, Rosendo ... he’s your son.
Say what? Disgusto leans over the raving ramera and shakes her angrily. What is she talking about? Why is she saying Rosie’s name? (How stupid ARE you, Augie?)
The nurse pulls him off her and ousts him from the room: Can’t he see that she’s sick? (Um. No, not quite yet.)
Braulio pays a surprise visit to Lolita at Casa Castañon. Will she marry him? They’ve been novios for a year. And he’s thinking of leaving the procesadora (“No aguanto a Gabino Mendoza” I can’t abide GM). They can go to a new town where he can find work and they can start a life together.
Lolita adores him but his proposal has taken her by surprise. She’s not so sure about the leaving part ...
Hubris? I’ll give you hubris! (or think twice about naming your kid after an emperor)
Padre Lupe warns Augusto he has become estranged from God. This crisis is a chance to get closer to Him. Augusto retorts that it is God who has moved away from him. (Lightning bolt, anyone?)
Doc Tovar has heard about Augie’s angry bedside outburst and now tells him that when people are delirious they say crazy sh*t. He has cared for Carmina all the way through her pregnancy – from that day she fainted in the street and ...
... Fainting in the street? News to Augie. But what really worries him is the PREMATURE birth of his son. They only got married eight months ago.
Doc is taken aback. (Why? He lives with the biggest gossip in town. Can he really be the only person in La Ermita who doesn’t remember two funerals and a wedding eight months ago?)
The nurse rescues him by letting Disgusto know that Carmina is awake and asking to see him.
Carmina is more gray than orange today. Still her crazy eyes gleam madly as she prattles on – they’ll name their son Augusto, after his father ... Now all they need is a daughter ... Elisa? She’s not HER daughter ... She wants a daughter with her blood and his ...
When she’s a bit better, they need to talk, Augie tells her.
The Wicked Black Widow is Whack
Doc’s been blabbing again. Now Begoña shares the latest with her BFF, Alfie: Carmina can’t have any more kids! The Black Widow’s reaction:
Me alegra. Seguramente es un castigo divino para que el apellido Bouvier no se prolifere más. (I’m glad. It’s surely a divine punishment to keep the Bouvier name from spreading any further).
Whoa. Even Begoña looks a little freaked. There we have it – Alfie’s theme for the night – It’s a punishment from God. Instead of repeating it, we’ll just say The Widow is Whack (thus blithely stealing the idea, if not the actual words, from Sylvia. Meh. So sue me.)
Enjoy it while you can, Carmina
Disgusto isn’t buying Carmina’s “Es igualito a ti” (He looks just like you!). Why didn’t she tell him about her fainting spell?
Blanca and Elisa’s entrance spares the sour citrus the effort of lying. Elisa wants to meet her little brother but tía Naranja warns her to stay away – she might hurt him! Meanwhile, Disgusto slinks out.
The Boss Lady wants to know
Gabino reports to Alfie that Disgusto’s invernadero isn’t doing well. His whole life is kind of going downhill since he was widowed while Alfie’s fortunes are soaring. The Widow is Whack. Okay, it’s divine justice this time. What isn’t just, slimes Gabino, is for a woman as beautiful as Alfie to be alone. She’s still in mourning, she sniffs.
He’s not breathing!
Back at the Health Center, Blanca helps Carmina get out of bed and step out of the room for a moment. This gives Elisa a few seconds to take a close look at her little brother. She speaks to him so sweetly – “I’m your sister and I’m going to help take care of you and we’ll play together ...”
The nurse comes in to bathe the baby. Elisa tells her the child is asleep. But when the nurse leans down to pick up the infant, she gasps: “He isn’t breathing....”
And Carmina and Blanca return just in time to hear the nurse say: “¡El niño está muerto!” (The child is dead!)
[Um. Excuse me. The baby stops breathing for several seconds and no one tries to resuscitate him? Are you kidding me?]
Carmina goes ape and aims for her favorite scapegoat, Elisa. Blanca is able to keep Carmina from hurting the little girl physically but she can’t stem the tide of venom that pours from her mouth : “What did you do to the baby, Elisa? You’re a murderer!”
Blanca takes the girl outside the room and tries to comfort her while Carmina holds the dead baby in her arms and sobs.
Elisa murmurs tearfully to Blanca: “Yo no hice nada, te lo juro, madrina, yo no hice nada.” (I didn’t do anything, I swear, godmother, I didn’t do. anything).
Now Augie comes back and Blanca tells him what has happened. The doctor calls it crib death (muerte de cuna). His place is with Carmina, she reminds him. Now is when she really needs him.
He finds her in bed, a terrifying zombie stare replacing the manic elation of a few moments ago. And she repeats ad nauseum: Elisa killed my son! When Augusto tells her that’s crazy talk, she doubles her bets: She didn’t trip and fall – Elisa pushed her so she’d lose her baby. “Es un demonio, es una maldita, es un peligro!”
Not everyone is in the Health Center.
Braulio and Lolita are courting. So sweet. And so doomed. They love each other. It’s also no secret that Antonia, Alfie’s maid, has a thing for Braulio. She’ll be there to catch him if (when?) Lolita decides she can’t leave Elisa unprotected.
Disgusto has swallowed Carmina’s lies whole and now vomits them back at Elisa. But Blanca comes to Elisa’s defense: How can he believe those atrocities?
Elisa tells her father she was just trying to escape Orangina’s beating. Disgusto refuses to talk to his daughter.
“Papito...” she begins pleadingly.
“Vete a la casa” he barks.
Outside, Gabino hits on Antonia. She flicks him off like a cootie. Which he is.
In the Health Center, Doctor Blabbermouth advises Augie to hold off on telling Carmina she can’t have another baby. He needs to wait for the right moment. (Like maybe when she's in four-point restraints?) He admits that crib death is something they don’t really understand.
At the cemetery, Elisa places a white rose on her mother’s austere (or should we say "neglected") grave.
Doc Blabbermouth goes home and blabbers to Begoña that Carmina’s baby is dead. Begoña is so OMG impactada that she stops painting her toenails and picks up the Alfie Hotline to spread the word.
The gravedigger prepares the earth to receive another body. Elisa stands apart and watches. Augusto places a cross at the gravesite.
Tal para Cual
Alfie slips quietly into Carmina’s room. “I heard what happened to your son” she says icily. The Widow is Whack.
“Well guess what, Miss Churchypants, I don’t believe in that crap so your words don’t hurt me” retorts the blighted grapefruit.
“Then let me put it in terms you can understand” says the widow Arango: La naturaleza se está encargando de que les Bouvier desaparezcan para siempre. (Nature is seeing to it that the Bouviers disappear forever).
When her father leaves the gravesite, Elisa walks over and places a flower on the newly piled earth. Then she traces in the dirt with her finger: H E R M A N I T O.
Carmina boasts that the Bouviers will keep on keeping on:
“El que haya perdido a un hijo no quiere decir que no puedo tener más.” (Just because I lost a child doesn’t mean I can’t have more.)
“Oh, didn’t they tell you?” asks Alfie with the casual cruelty that only a born sadist can affect. “You can’t get pregnant again.”
"Estás vacía, seca; nunca vas a saber lo que es ser madre." (You are empty, barren; you’ll never know what it is to be a mother.)
Mission accomplished. Alfie leaves.
Carmina crumples. She may feel she has hit bottom. But she hasn’t.
Gabino is trying to help her along though. He rides up to Augusto and after a cursory offer of condolences he says coolly: “The baby you buried wasn’t your son.”
“How the hell do you know?”
“Just ask your wife ... the father was someone very close to you – but you’ll never be able to accuse him of anything. And one more thing – if you say we talked, I’ll deny it.”
Night falls in La Ermita
Antonia douses herself with perfume and ambushes Braulio on his way home, inviting him for coffee. He turns her down politely – it would get him in trouble now that Lolita has agreed to marry him!
Antonia is left alone. Her eyes brim with tears
Augusto returns to the Health Center and finds Carmina’s bed empty. No one knows where she is. She certainly hasn’t been discharged.
Elisa comes home to Lolita – at this point, Lolita IS Elisa’s home -- and brings her up to date on the latest tragedy (the baby is dead), atrocity (Tía Meana says she murdered the baby and pushed her into the pool) and petty cruelty (the baby’s grave is far removed from her mother’s. Why? Her mother could have taken care of him.)
Crazy, stricken Carmina staggers down the street, holding onto buildings to keep her balance.
Disgusto rides on horseback searching those same streets for crazy Car.
Paloma walks along with her basket of pan dulce. Gabino bumps into her, stares at her creepily, and tells her she looks just like her mother, Remedios. Only Remedios wasn’t as cute. Paloma is surprised that he knew her mother. Did he know her father? No, says Gabino. He left town. “You mean he’s not dead?” “He might be around” smirks Gabino. “You never know. He might be watching you.”
Then Gabino spots Antonia sitting alone and heads over to her.
BFFs Alfie and Begoña stroll and Alfie brags about drawing blood from an orange. She won’t tolerate any deviance from her idea of morality. Begoña’s kind of worried that Doc Blabbermouth will find out she was Alfie’s source. If that happens, says the pillar of virtue, just deny it. Asunto arreglado.
Now Begoña catches sight of Alfie’s servant, Antonia, sitting in public. At night. With a man. What a scandal! Alfie denies it. Hah! The woman may look like Antonia, but she’s clearly someone else. Asunto arreglado.
Gabino is working pretty hard to capture non-Antonia’s interest. Why is she stuck on Braulio? She should aim higher. He, Gabino, is the boss at the procesadora. And yes, he IS the marrying kind!
Disgusto gives up the search and comes home only to find Carmina in bed. She left the hospital to forget what happened, she says.
Does she mean forget what happened with the baby? Or what happened before when she got involved with him so he’d marry her? Because Gabino Mendoza told him the baby wasn’t his.
Avances: Augusto tells Carmina he knows Rosendo fathered the baby. Carmina points a rifle at Gabino
Labels: abismo
Friday, March 23, 2012
La Que No Podía Amar #62 Thursday 3/22/12 The Woman Who Couldn't Stop Whining
Unfortunately, there are several tonight.
Ulises is so happy to see Macaria back…cause he doesn't know she slept with his "amigo" Efrain. Maripaz doesn't seem too concerned when she finds out that no, Ulises, didn't ask her to come back.
Ana Paula goes to whine to Rogelio about wanting to tell off Cinthia. "Please don't leave me alone out on the terrace without you!" Rog says he won't do it again, and asks her to sit down. He wants to talk about how she's getting along with Gustavo, since he's going to be a part of the family soon. He wants to show her something, but she whines about not wanting any more presents. Shut. Up. If you don't want them, I'll take them! It's Miguel's pardon from David. She asks how Rog got him to sign it, but Rog won't tell. "I want you to know I'd do anything to make you smile."
Dany goes running to show Rosaura the pardon. She's the one who made copies for Rogelio to give one to Ana Paula. Rosaura whines about how AP is making her life so complicated, not falling for her sugar daddy. Dany goes off to show the papers to Miguel while Rosaura ponders how she can keep Bruno from doing stuff behind her back. Yeah, good luck with that one.
AP acknowledges that Rogelio does know what makes her happy. He says it can be like that for the rest of their life. She wants to go show the papers to Miguel, but he tells her that he already sent Dany to do it. Maria interrupts their moment to tell him that the feed supplier is there. AP leaves and Rogelio whines to Maria about how he just can't get AP to love him. Don't worry Rog…you've got lots of love for the Rogelianas. If you can't be with the one you love, honey….
Dany goes to Miguel's room and sees him putting the comb he made for Consuelo in Consuelo's hair. Which is, admittedly, a fairly intimate thing to be doing. She ends up going back out into the hallway to cry over him for the umpteenth time. Hugo sees her and she whines to him about how much it hurts, while he tells her she needs a guy who knows how to appreciate her. Yes, damnit, Dany, listen to the man! Hugo kisses her and Dany's brilliant response is to ask "What are you doing?" To which I replied, verbally, and a high volume, "What the hell do you think he's doing?!" It's ok. I'm fine now. Moving on. Hugo says he just couldn't help himself. She's all hot and sad and Miguel won't give her the time of day. He knows he's just a peon and Miguel's the boss' brother, but at least he doesn't drink (sad when that's a selling point) and he's a hard worker. Sounds good to me. I say go for it!
Mercedes arrives at the hacienda. Oh. Goody. And Ana Paula is the first person to run into her. Mercedes thinks AP is there looking for Gustavo. She tells her to go away and leave Gustavo alone. Maria overhears, applies the quadratic equation, and finds out that where AP, Cinthia, and Mercedes are A, B, and C…Gustavo is X.
Consuelo, now with her hair down, asks Miguel which side the comb looks better on, but just like a guy he says she looks good either way. And he won't charge her for the comb, either.
Out in the hallway, Hugo continues plighting his troth. He sees Dany like a queen…he's interrupted mid-troth (or is it mid-plight?) by Consuelo carrying out the tray. She shows off her new 'do to Dany, who snidely tells her she sees that Miguel finished her comb. "Enjoy it." Whoa, now! You don't have to be that way about it!
Mercedes continues her screeching. Jacinto comes up to ask "Mrs. Montero" if she needs anything. Maria keeps listening in as AP tells Jacinto she's fine, puts up with more verbal lashings from Mercedes, and explains that it's Gustavo who's going to end up getting hurt if Mercedes decides to run her mouth.
Consuelo is shocked at Dany's attitude. "I just wanted to show you what Miguel made. He did a good job, right? I told him he should make more of them to sell. Talk him into it, won't you?" Hugo, meanwhile, has run off. Dany has to stop and contemplate their illicit liplock. Come on, girl, it was hot, you know it!
AP tells Mercedes she can't explain it now, but she begs Mercedes not to say anything. Mercedes' continued ranting can be summed up as, "You're a whore, you never loved my brother, you're a whore, the sooner everyone finds out you're a whore, the better…and oh, yeah, you're a whore!" AP just tells her not to say anything until she's had a chance to talk to her brother. She reminds her that Gustavo is with Cinthia now, so what's the point of blabbing? Maria interrupts them to greet Mercedes and AP takes the opportunity to slip away. Cinthia then comes running in, leaving Maria to go after AP.
AP tries to talk dinner plans with Maria, but she wants to talk about Gustavo. Maria tells her she heard the whole conversation. AP swears she's only been trying to avoid problems. "You're worried about Gustavo and not Rogelio! How do you think he's going to feel when he finds out? Are you still in love with Gustavo?" AP says she's not sure about anything anymore.
Cinthia is burbling about how great she feels. Mercedes asks where Gustavo is. "Um, he went down the river to measure something? I don't know." Mercedes claims to be tired from the trip and Cinthia takes her to her room.
Maria really needs to know Qué The Hell is going on! AP gives her the CliffsNotes version. Mr. 5ft pauses in the act of serving me some salt and lime flavor tortilla chips to remark, "Moan and whine, moan and whine," which I'm afraid, when all is said and done, is going to be all that happens this episode. She gets to the important stuff…"Did you do the nasty with him?" AP admits she did. What she actually says is, "ya fui su mujer," "I was his woman." How very 19th century of you, AP.
Oh, look, the opening credits. 20 minutes in. Pfft!
Ulises wants to spoil Macaria. Maripaz whines that she wants some spoiling too. Really, though, all she wants is to go to school. Ulises demands she review the accounting first. Efrain walks into the fonda and takes a table. He insists on trying to make a date with Macaria, but she doesn't want to see him again. "Hey, we had a good time, didn't we?" She makes that "I don't want to say yes, but I don't want to lie, either face." Come on, seriously? If she woke up in bed with him and didn't remember why he was there, he couldn't have been that good.
AP tells Maria that Federico supported her relationship with Gustavo. So freaking what? AP cries and whines that she's so confused, she has so many doubts, she realizes Rogelio loves her. "I don't want to lie to him, but I can't tell him I love Gustavo!" Maria reads her the riot act for sleeping with Gustavo while she's married to Rogelio. "And then there's the fainting thing…are you pregnant?" Dun, dun, dun!
Rosaura tells Miguel about the pardon. He hugs her and says he doesn't have to hide from the cops anymore. Well, there are still other charges. Rosaura offers him some advice, "I think you should break it off with Dany, but for realz this time." Miguel is apparently no better at breaking up with someone than he is at dating. Rosaura wants him to keep Dany out of his room. She's distracted in her advice-giving by the arrival of Vanessa, in peep toe heels and a silver tank dress. Very appropriate for a hacienda. Rosaura tries to physically block her from entering the building, much to Vanessa's amusement. Rosaura tries to thrown her out, but Cintha comes up with …dun, dun, dun…Mercedes.
Maria hopes AP isn't pregnant. A baby would be a tragedy! AP says she doesn't know how, but she'll make sure Rogelio doesn't ever find out. "Are you sure you can handle seeing Cinthia with that guy?" AP says she can't ruin everyone's lives. Maria says she's such a good girl, it's unfair for her to be going through this. AP doesn't want to hurt Rogelio, but she can't love him either. She's living a nightmare! Maria hopes nothing terrible happens. Greeeeeat. I'm pretty sure something terrible's going to happen.
Cinthia insists that Vanessa is allowed in the hacienda whenever she wants. She notices Rosaura staring at Mercedes, so she introduces them, saying Rosaura's Paula's moocher aunt. Vanessa takes the liberty of introducing Miguel, the delinquent brother. The mean girls go off to braid each other's hair while posting nasty shit about Ana Paula on Facebook. Rosaura hisses to Miguel that they have to warn Ana Paula that Mercedes is there.
Ana Paula sobs to herself. Margarito comes up and joins the pity party. He thinks they're not going to keep looking for his parents, and what about Gustavo, etc., etc., etc. I think AP's been a bad influence on this kid. Now Rosaura comes running up to announce that Mercedes is at the hacienda. "Oh, that's so five minutes ago!" Rosaura is pissed that no one's keeping her informed! AP apologizes, saying she's having a rather crappy day herself. She walks off while Rosaura stews.
Cinthia announces Vanessa's arrival to Rogelio. He says he'll see her in a minute. Cinthia leaves and Rogelio calls Hugo. "Tell my wife to come here and to come in through the main door."
Consuelo tells Miguel to tell her a joke so he'll quit thinking about drinking. Efrain comes up and tries to flirt with her. Miguel asks if he's coming back to work there. "Of course. As soon as the boss realizes he can't run the place without me." Efrain tries to get Consuelo to go with him, but she says no, she's staying with Miguel.
Vanessa's been busy filling Mercedes' head with even more crap about Ana Paula.
Rogelio tries calling Abel, but has to leave a message. AP comes in and Rogelio notices she's been crying. He tells her that Vanessa is there, and he wants to make sure that he gives Ana Paula her place, so he'd like her to be there for the meeting as well.
Rosaura, that godawful tacky BITCH, hauls Margarito around by the ear and verbally pounds it into his head that he's nobody, just an orphan, and when Ana Paula leaves she's not taking Margarito with her and he's going to be alone…got it! Bitch made the kid cry. I can't even call that tacky…it's just plain cruel.
Vanessa is unpleasantly surprised when Ana Paula comes into Rog's office.
Margarito, Rosaura's words echoing in his ears, climbs the trellis, but loses his grip at the top and falls from at least 1 story…with his back half on and half off the concrete patio below.
Efrain, having failed with Consuelo, tries to get under Cinthia's skin. He tries to blackmail her into convincing Rogelio to give him his job back.
Margarito cries for Paula to come help him.
Cinthia says if he rats her out to Rogelio, Rogelio will kill him! Efrain tries to say he came back for her, but Cinthia won't hear it. She says it was fun while it lasted, but now it's over. Efrain is willing to go to Rogelio with "proof"…he knows the location of certain birthmarks that Cinthia has. And he doesn't care if Rogelio kills him, because then he'd be rid of his obsession for Cinthia.
AP tries to take notes on the meeting, but Vanessa says "everyone" already knows how the whole process works, so she might as well stop taking notes. AP insists she wants to learn, so Rogelio tells her that he'll explain it later. Vanessa leaves and runs into Cinthia, on her way in to plead for Efrain's job back. But neither her pleading, nor AP's can get Rogelio to change his mind. He won't talk to Efrain and that's his final word on the subject. Cinthia storms out and AP tries to ask Rogelio why he won't at least talk to Efrain. Rogelio explains that she really needs to quit cutting his balls off in front of the help.
Consuelo and Maria find Margarito. He's hurting all over and won't let them move him.
AP says if she has to be a "yes" woman, they're not going to be able to make this work. Maria comes running in, screaming that Margarito fell of the trellis and he can't get up.
Cinthia comes storming into the living room, bitching about Rogelio not wanting to do a favor for her. She tries to give Vanessa the "clean" version of the story about Efrain's firing. Vanessa comes back bitching about how AP was in on their business meeting, taking notes. Cinthia says AP thinks she'll get her hands on everything, but she'd rather see the hacienda fail before letting AP get her hands on it. And that, right there, is why Rogelio really shouldn't be handing over her half of the hacienda. She doesn't seem to realize that if the hacienda's reputation is hurt, her "half" won't be worth anything either. Dumbass!
Rogelio tells them not to move Margarito. He tells AP to go on ahead while he calls for a helicopter and a portable x-ray machine.
Efrain is in the kitchen, stewing. Cinthia says Rogelio won't talk to him. He bitches about how things could be different if she'd fight for what's hers. He'll keep quiet for now, but he's not going to let things rest indefinitely.
Ernesto calls Mercedes to whine. She says there's been an accident and she needs him.
AP tries to calm Margarito down. It's hurting everywhere and he's having trouble moving his fingers without pain.
Later, the EMTs are leaving and AP tells them she'll show the x-rays to the doctor and not to worry, there are two nurses in the house to take care of Margarito. They leave and Mercedes takes this opportunity to needle AP some more. "Oh, right, you're a nurse. Let's see, if I remember correctly, you didn't actually work as a nurse very long before you married your sugar daddy." You wanna do this now, right now? You smug, self-righteous bitch! Don’t even get me started on how much of this mess is your fault! AP says she doesn't need to discuss it with her. She claims it's her love for Margarito that will make her the best nurse for him. Is that the best argument you can come up with? Mercedes doesn't think AP is capable of loving anyone. AP says, whatever, thanks for getting the specialist here, even if you don't like me. Mercedes says it was Rogelio who got the helicopter. Well, she'd better go down and wait for Ernesto to arrive. Margarito's lying in bed with a cervical collar.
Mercedes finally sees Gustavo, who's happy to see her. "Why didn't you tell me Ana was here?" He didn't want to argue about it anymore. Mercedes asks if he really likes Cinthia…"Please don't get in the middle of this! And don't tell anyone about me and Ana. I'm here for Cinthia." Mercedes doesn't think Cinthia is going to take it well when she finds out. Cinthia comes up, whining to Gustavo about how the whole house is turned upside down because of some stupid orphan kid. "Margarito?!" She tones it down when she realizes Gustavo likes the kid. Ernesto comes up and Mercedes is happy to see him. "Well, how could I not come when you'd asked me?" I roll my eyes at you. All of you. No one escapes my eye rolling!
Rogelio doesn't like seeing Margarito like this. He'd rather he be running around. Ernesto comes in and is introduced to Rogelio. AP hands over the x-rays and he takes a look. He sighs heavily and asks to be left alone with the patient.
AP paces in Rogelio's office. "There's no doubt that your life can change in a moment." Rogelio snorts, "You're telling me." AP tells him to wait and see what the doctor says. Ernesto comes in and says they need to let the swelling go down before they'll know, but yes, it's possible that Margarito could be paralyzed. Rogelio flips his wig.
Tomorrow: Cinthia tries to eat Gustavo's face; Mercedes whines; AP and Gustavo get busted hugging in the hallway by Cinthia.
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