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It has finally been posted on the Univision site. Looks like the only ones out are Querendon fans. No rest for the wicked Monday night recappers.

7:00pm - 8:00pm
Duelo de Pasiones
8:00pm - 9:00pm
La Fea Más Bella
9:00pm - 10:00pm
Destilando Amor
10:00pm - 11:00pm
Cristina

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A repeat of Diablo calling Doc Evil and wanting to form an alliance.

Marfil, Yolanda, Rene and Lunkhead are all gathered around Max's hospital bed. He tells them the reason Dimwit never said he was kidnapped was because Diablo would have killed him. They want to call the police, but Maxi-Moron tells them no. He wants to handle things himself. Finally, Marfil pipes up that Lunkhead is letting Princess Fi live there. "Make her leave!" Max tells Marfil Princess Fi can stay. Marfil is not happy about this.

Pasta and Octopus are still fighting about Pasta's lunch with Fidiota. Pasta tries to deflect the argument by reminding her that Puncho's in jail. Suddenly Peyote hears about her Puncho and becomes hysterical. She yells at Pasta and Octopus telling them how much she hates them. She hates them more and more each day!

Diablo and Iggy have united over a drink. Diablo is trying to convince Iggy they need to unite with the common goal of destroying Dimwit and Maxi-Moron. Iggy wants to know how he can trust Diablo. Diablo points out that Iggy made him an invalid, but if Iggy helps, all will be forgiven. Diablo also reminds Iggy that he lost his medical license because of Dimwit. Finally they drink to a partnership.

Gaby and Dimwit are discussing Dimwit's situation with Max. Max will never forgive her for allegedly sleeping with Diablo. Further, Max is still a married man. Marfil deserves compassion.

Iggy, in his 1980's Ray Bans, pays Maxi-Moron a visit in the hospital and injects something into his IV. He smiles as he leaves the room. Max sleeps through all of it.

Iggy then calls Diablo to tell him that Max has now been injected with a mystery substance that's going to make Max so crazy and demented; he'll be committed to a manicomio.

Emili-Oh delivers a dozen red roses to Dimwit. There's no card attached and he suggests to Dimwit that perhaps they are from Maxi-Moron. "I don't think so," says Dimwit. "Ah, then they must be from a secret admirer," says our ever astute Emili-Oh. No sooner does Emili-Oh leave, than the phone rings. It's Cousin Eddie. "Did you get my flowers? I want to make it up to you for creating such a scandal yesterday." Dimwit says all has been forgotten. Cousin Eddie then asks Dimwit to lunch.

Big Doormat and Princess Fi are having a heart to heart. Yolanda is telling Princess Fi it's really not such a good idea for her to be staying at the house. Marfil will not rest until Princess Fi is out on the streets. "Besides, Dimwit is the only woman Max will ever love."

Marfil is yipping at a sleeping Max about his allowing Princess Fi to stay at the house. Suddenly Maxi-Manic sits up and does his best to channel Sybil. "Who are you? Where is Diana? Where am I? They want to kill me! Diana!" He starts getting totally unglued. Marfil tells him he's gone crazy. Max then does the frothing-at-the-mouth, bug-eyed thing. Commercial.

Now Max has got the head-tilt thing going on. He's still screaming that everyone is trying to kill him. Only Dimwit can save him. Yolanda and Princess Fi run in and want to know what all the shouting is about. Suddenly only Dimwit and the Big Doormat are good. He wants his aunt and Dimwit; everyone else is trying to kill him. Marfil says the obvious; he's gone completely crazy. Maxi-Manicomio gloms on to Yolanda and won't let go.

Camila and Iggy are discussing the injection and how Iggy has formed an alliance with Diablo. At first Camila feels bad that the drugs are making Max hallucinate, but then she climbs on board the Doc & Diablo Express. If she can't have Maxi-Manicomio, no one can have Maxi-Manicomio.

Dimwit and Little Doormat are having the usual discussion about Mamá driving their lives out of hatred and preventing them from loving the Irascible Brothers. Little Doormat gives the usual speech defending her; about how much Mamá has suffered in the past. Dimwit thinks marrying Kick Me is a bad idea.

Doc has given Maxi-Manicomio a sedative to make him sleep. He explains Max's reaction can be expected given the situation he was in for the past few days. Don't worry, he'll be fine. Marfil says she needs to see someone and tells Princess Fi not to be there when Marfil returns. Yolanda then has to "go see someone." Princess Fi is thrilled to death to be left tending Max. She can't help herself; she has to kiss Sleeping Hombre.

Little Doormat wants to know who the red roses are from. Dimwit tells her about the scandal Cousin Eddie created at the office, and how he is trying to make it up to her. He also wants to take her to lunch. Gaby asks if Dimwit accepted. "Of course not," our chaste heroine replies. Sylvie then bursts through the door. They have some discussion about heaven knows what, but by the jaunty music, I'm sure it's supposed to be something comical. At any rate, Sylvie wants to thank the Hermanas Sorianos.

Lala comes to visit Puncho in jail. As always, the TeleMiami jail never has inmates other than our beloved characters. Puncho tells Lala he's sorry, but she just slaps him twice. He then falls to his knees begging forgiveness and we have a sob fest.

Sylvie has come to tell Dimwit and Gaby she is leaving the mansion and moving in with her cousin, Emili-Oh. She is so grateful for their hospitality during the worst moments of her short life. Dimwit tells her the doors to Psycho Mansion will always be open to her. Hugs all around!

Marfil storms into Lala's casita to confront Diablo. How dare he kidnap Max without consulting her first! Diablo yells back that he's not her puppet. Insults are exchanged by all parties and there is lots of yelling. Diablo grabs Marfil by the hair after she tries to slap him and the fight is on. In true telenovela fashion, however, they end up kissing passionately. Commercial.

Yolanda has come to see Dimwit at the office. "Why haven't you come to visit Max?" Dimwit replies that Maxi-Moron thinks she slept with Diablo and besides, Marfil is good and should be with him. Yolanda believes Dimwit would never do such a thing and points out Max doesn't care about Marfil. Dimwit then asks how he's doing. Yolanda says she's worried. Max has gone crazy. Orchestra of Doom.

The sob fest and groveling continues between Puncho and Lala. Puncho says he truly loves both Caramel and Peyote.

Marfil breaks away from Diablo and wants to know what the heck he thinks he's doing. "Admit it, you liked it! You felt it from your head to your toes!" Marfil is flustered and runs out the door. Diablo chuckles about his prowess.

More of the jailhouse scene. Lala is going to hire a good attorney. After she leaves, Puncho tells us he doesn't need an attorney; he's going to escape! I must say I'm impressed that Lala is more concerned with Puncho's bigamy than the fact Puncho and Diablo kidnapped Max for days on end. It's nice her priorities are straight! Not.

Yolanda begs Dimwit to visit Max, he needs her! Dimwit is reticent after all that has happened. Finally Dimwit relents and promises to visit Maxi-Manicomio "tomorrow." Yolanda is grateful.

Ex-Doc Evil comes in late at night to administer another dose of the mystery drug. Suspenseful music plays. "Adios, Loquito!"

Fidiota and Roddy are dressed like the Bobsey Twins; all in white gauzy outfits. *** Isn't there a religious cult that dresses in white gauze? Speaking of gauze, where's Mummy? *** I digress. Fidiota and Roddy are walking hand in hand along the beach. Roddy tells her this is where he comes to relax. This is just a filler scene of no consequence. We already know Roddy is in love with Fidiota.

Max starts screaming for Dimwit. He's writhing on the bed screaming about being burned to death. DoK comes in and makes the nurse give him a sedative.

Gaby is in the library crying when Granny M comes in. "Why are you sad? You're getting married tomorrow!" "That's why I'm sad," laments Little Doormat. We then hear from Granny M about how good Kick Me is and how much he loves her. Little Doormat says Mamá wants her to marry Kick Me in order to forget Lunkhead. Nancy then walks in to announce Kick Me has just arrived. Granny M tells Little Doormat to suck it up and dry her tears so Kick Me doesn't see her crying. I sure do hope Lunkhead appears at the ceremony and carries her off. That would be poetic justice after Kick Me carried off Pillow at Lunkhead's wedding. I don't believe Lunkhead knows about the wedding yet, however. There certainly hasn't been a scene in which someone has told him. I would have remembered that.

Back to Roddy and Fidiota. He likes to see her laugh. He then talks about them opening a bar. Blah, blah, blah. Finally he asks if he can steal a kiss. She replies he wouldn't be "stealing" one.

Kick Me wants to see Little Doormat smile again. He tries to land a kiss, but she dodges him. He says it pains him that she avoids his kisses. Finally he produces a ring that was his great-grandmother's. It's very valuable and has been in the family for years. Little Doormat admits it's beautiful, but we can tell she clearly isn't interested in being Kick Me's wife.

Dimwit has arrived to visit Maxi-Manicomio. Max babbles on about being burned. Dimwit points out the obvious to DoK, who is still in the room. "What he's saying is incoherent!" DoK agrees. Maxi-Manicomio has gone crazy. The Orchestra of Doom does its thing.

Kick Me is now wanting to discuss their honeymoon. Little Doormat tells him she can't leave Dimwit's side right now. Kick Me tries to tell Gaby she has a right to be happy, but finally gives up and says the honeymoon can wait.

DoK is now meeting with Lunkhead, Dimwit, and Marfil. He doesn't know if Max will get better. The human mind is a mystery. If he doesn't get better, he will have to be committed to a manicomio. More Orchestra of Doom.

Peyote is lying on the couch crying about Puncho. We then see flashbacks to when she first saw Puncho. She was jumping out of a helicopter into the ocean, and he was on the beach. She later saw him on the beach with Caramel. Meanwhile, Puncho is crying in his jail cell for his fierita. She's so vulnerable and fragile. Whatever.

Lala has come to Perfumes 'R Us to visit Caramel. Lala tells Caramel that Puncho is repentant for all the pain he's caused her. Puncho would like Caramel to come visit him in jail. Caramel says it's too late. She's tired of his deceptions, the way he's treated her, etc. She basically recites a laundry list of awful things Puncho has done. Finally, someone states the obvious. Caramel brings up the kidnapping issue. Puncho doesn't value the lives of other people.

Dimwit and Granny M are having a chat. Dimwit tells her about the possibility of Maxi-Moron being committed to an asylum. Dimwit has decided if he's committed, she's going to give up her job at Perfumes 'R Us and be his personal nurse. Granny M says Fidiota will never allow it. There's no changing Dimwit's mind. It's a done deal. She loves her Maxi-Mundane and wants to spend the rest of her life at his side, even if it's at a manicomio. Even if Fidiota won't allow it! Granny M is impactada. Max's and Dimwit's love song gets louder and louder the longer this scene runs.

Credits roll.

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Cousin Eddie comes running into Max's office yelling "Where's Max?" Dimwit looks at him glassy-eyed and asks "Who are you?"

Marfil confronts Princess Fi, who is lounging by the pool in her black bikini with a black mesh cover-up. Marfil asks "What do you think this is? A five-star hotel? Why are you lounging by the pool?" Princess Fi asks, "Are you more upset that I'm using your pool, or are you more upset I've come to seduce Maxi-Mundane? I obviously have a better body than you." This happy little scene ends when Marfil pushes Princess Fi into the pool.

Cousin Eddie yells he needs to talk to Maxi-Mundane. "Who are you?" asks Dimwit. Iggy comes running in to back up his cousin and sees Dimwit. "Who do we have here? It's the woman who caused me to lose my medical license!" Dimwit retorts that he's the one who got her fired from the hospital in the first place. "Do you know this yahoo?" "Sure do," replies Iggy. "It's Cousin Eddie! And Max wants to steal his wife!" "Ah," says Dimwit, "You're the hubby of Princess Fi. She was here yesterday looking for Max." Iggy says he saw Max and Fiona kissing here yesterday. Dimwit says that's impossible, "Max wasn't even here. Princess Fi left alone." Beatriz enters and offers to call Security. Iggy refuses to be thrown out. Dimwit then gives him the option to leave on his own. Iggy threatens Dimwit; she's going to pay for what she's done. Iggy storms out and Cousin Eddie apologizes for bursting in.

Marfil tries to get Yolanda to throw out Princess Fi, but Yolanda doesn't want to get involved. Marfil starts calling Yolanda "gray" among other insults, but Yolanda is in love. She refuses to rise to the bait. She tells Marfil she refuses to get upset by the insults. She's in love with a wonderful man, and they're getting married! He's on his way to pick her up to buy things for the wedding. Yolanda is on cloud nine. I'd be on cloud nine too if I was marrying someone with dimples like that.

Cousin Eddie is now pouring out his tale of woe to Dimwit. Princess Fi is Cousin Eddie's world. He got so wrapped up in business that their love was confined to Saturday. Now he's sorry. Blah, blah, blah. Dimwit again assures him Max wasn't in the office yesterday because he's been out of town. Cousin Eddie makes some comment about the problems between Dimwit and Iggy. Dimwit doesn't want to discuss the former Doc Evil. Cousin Eddie then apologizes for anything Iggy may have done to her. Finally, Cousin Eddie apologizes again for everything and softly asks, "So what's your name?" Dimwit tells him "Diana Soriano." Cousin Eddie gazes at her with puppy-dog eyes. Heart-string tugging music plays in the background. Could another man be falling at Dimwit's feet? I've lost track of all the guys who've fallen for her since January.

Diablo and Puncho are in the warehouse guarding Max. Diablo announces he's going to the house to pack a suitcase. "Be sure to not let Maxi-Moron escape."

Cousin Eddie asks if she knows Max well. "I'd rather not discuss him either." Cousin Eddie sappily apologizes again for being so rude and introduces himself. He then leaves and we see a pensive, glassy-eyed Dimwit with her signature head-tilt.

Lunkhead jumps in the pool and swims over to Princess Fi. Princess Fi refers to Marfil as a viper with two heads. She then tells Lunkhead he's an excellent swimmer. Lunkhead says he just had a discussion with Marfil, and as much as it pains him, he needs to ask Princess Fi to pack her things and leave.

Fidiota has now assumed the presidency of Perfumes 'R Us. Emili-Oh is in her office. Fidiota wants to know where Max is, since she's not seen him around for awhile. He replies that Dimwit said Max left town on business. Fidiota wants Max's letter of resignation when he returns. As Emili-Oh is leaving, who should walk in but Pasta. Pasta wants to invite Fidiota to lunch. Some love song starts playing in the background. Fidiota says something about giving her hand to Roddy, and wants to know what Pasta thinks of that. Why is he REALLY there? Pasta repeats he wants to take her to lunch. Fidiota asks, "What if I refuse?" Pasta replies he doesn't think she will. The love song drones on.

Dimwit is moaning about how much she wants to see Maxi-Moron when Caramel bursts in. They are going to go to Lala's house and follow Diablo. Perhaps he'll lead them to Max. How many days has Max been held captive now? Still no police involvement? Geez!

Princess Fi begs Lunkhead to let her stay. She has no place to go, she has no money, she doesn't love her hubby, etc. Lunkhead tries to tell her Max loves Dimwit, but Princess Fi cannot be persuaded. Finally Lame Larry caves and tells her she can stay.

Caramel and Dimwit have followed Diablo to the warehouse. While Caramel stands guard, Dimwit sneaks in to save her hanging hero. She has to slap him around a few times to revive him. Does he want to escape ASAP? Of course not. He wants to discuss the fact that she allegedly slept with Diablo. He doesn't know whether he should believe her or not! For that alone, he deserves to be left hanging. Finally Dimwit finds a knife and cuts the ropes that bind his arms and feet. Maxi-Moron falls to the ground and she frantically begs him to escape before Diablo finds them. Too late. In silhouette, in comes Diablo carrying a pistol. He yells at them and we see him firing a bunch of shots in the direction of Dimwit and Maxi-Moron. Commercial.

Caramel confronts Puncho. Puncho exclaims he's heard four shots. Caramel is impactada. Diablo has killed Dimwit and Maxi-Moron! Suddenly we hear sirens and there is a police car filled with three cops.

Kike has come to visit Little Doormat at Perfumes 'R Us. He wants to know why the most beautiful fiancé in the world has responded so coldly. He doesn't even get a little kiss? "As you wish," says Gaby. He goes to kiss her, but she turns her head to give him her cheek. Kike announces he wants to ask if she'll marry him in three days. Gaby looks at him with those big doe-eyes of hers and the Orchestra of Doom crashes.

Diablo announces, "Those were just warning shots. Next time I won't miss!" Maxi-Martyr weakly lunges at Diablo and falls to the ground, at which time Diablo kicks Max. Dimwit is screaming at Diablo to have mercy on Pobre de Max. "You mean like the mercy you showed on me?" screams Diablo.

Puncho is going to investigate the shots when the cops (who look like Junior Explorers) all tumble out of the car. They've come to arrest Puncho for bigamy. Puncho is clutching his pistola, as if he has no plans to be taken alive. Caramel watches in horror as this scene unfolds, "Pobre Puncho!" cries Caramel. Apparently what Puncho has done to Max is not as awful as her Puncho being arrested for bigamy.

Gaby is trying to make excuses for not marrying Kike so quickly. Kike can't be convinced. He wants a small, intimate wedding at Psycho Mansion. Even his parents won't be there since they live in Mexico. Gaby is still stuttering and trying to come up with excuses when Fidiota barges in. "Three days is plenty of time to plan a splendid wedding!" Kike points out even Fidiota thinks a quickie wedding is a great idea. Pobre de Gaby is getting pressured from all sides.

Princess Fi is still throwing a pity party about how awful her marriage is. She and Lunkhead are sunning themselves side-by-side next to the pool. Suddenly, who should show up but Pillow! Lunkhead stands up and suspenseful music plays.

Diablo is still threatening to shoot Max while Dimwit is trying to talk him out of it. Max makes some comment about Diablo being too much of a coward to fight like a real man. Diablo lowers the gun and decides to take Max up on his challenge. Dimwit is still begging them to stop this nonsense. Max makes some crack about Dimwit failing him by sleeping with Diablo. This nonsensical scene ends with both Maxi-Moron and Diablo facing each other with fists raised. What a bunch of buffoons!

Puncho is telling the cops he won't be taken alive. He'd rather be dead than lying on the floor of a jail. Caramel tries to talk him into giving up, and the one Junior Explorer tries to hold her back while still holding a gun on Puncho.

Lunkhead introduces Pillow to Princess Fi. When Princess Fi finds out that Pillow and Lunkhead used to be engaged, she leaves them alone "to talk." Pillow announces that she's decided to move to Spain and live with a friend. She needs to forget Lunkhead. Lunkhead says he supports her decision. I am really excited since if she leaves, that must mean this telenovela is winding down. They've already eliminated Bruno and Andres. Now Pillow is on her way out.

Fidiota asks Gaby if "she's got a minute." After they leave, Pasta asks Kick Me why on earth does he want to marry a woman that doesn't love him. Kick Me responds his love alone is sufficient. Meanwhile, Fidiota asks Little Doormat if Little Doormat plans on challenging her like her evil big sister, Dimwit. "I would never cross you," says a subservient Little Doormat. Fidiota is now all smiles. "Then it's done. You'll be marrying Kick Me in three days. He'll make a swell mate!" Gaby tries to protest but Fidiota starts getting nasty. Finally Little Doormat gives up and agrees to marry Kick Me. Fidiota is happy again.

Pillow and Lunkhead are still discussing her plans. Pillow tells Lunkhead he should try and get Gaby back since he apparently loves her so much. Emotional violin music plays in the background. Just when I thought there was light at the end of the tunnel, it turns out to be the train. Lunkhead asks Pillow to stay. Pillow is all too happy to change her departure plans.

A gun fight erupts between Puncho and the Junior Explorers, with Caramel crying and trying to grab the cop's arm.

Diablo, Maxi-Moron, and Dimwit hear the shots. Dimwit tries to get Diablo to leave while he can still escape. Max tells Diablo that the two of them are not finished yet. After too long a period, Diablo runs out of the warehouse. Maxi-Moron tells Dimwit she failed him. He then collapses on the ground and Dimwit kneels next to him crying. The Orchestra of Doom continues.

The gun fight continues until Puncho's gun finally jams. He then surrenders. The cops haul him off as Caramel is wailing about how much she loves him. Puncho says he loves her too, but that he also loves Peyote. As the cops ride off into the sunset, Caramel, wearing a very tight vest showing lots of cleavage, collapses on the ground with her chest heaving. "Puncho, Puncho, I love you! I love you! Puncho!" Commercial.

Gaby is crying in her office about her upcoming nuptials when Emili-Oh walks in. "You can't hide it from me. You've been crying!" Gaby then pours out her tale of woe and how she's obligated to marry Kick Me, since that's what her mother wants. Emili-Oh tries to talk her out of marrying someone she doesn't love. If only she could forget Lunkhead!

Iggy and Camila are at a restaurant bagging on Dimwit to Cousin Eddie. Cousin Eddie doesn't get it; he thinks Dimwit's a good woman and very sweet. More bagging on Dimwit by Iggy and Camila until Fidiota and Pasta show up. Apparently Fidiota couldn't turn Pasta down. When Iggy sees Fidiota and Pasta, he can't help himself; he has to run and call Octopus. He leaves Camila to explain the situation to Cousin Eddie, who still looks dazed and confused.

Octopus picks up the phone. She's dressed in her best leopard wanna-be outfit; a tunic that hangs down to her knees. Octopus is none too happy to get the news that Pasta is at a restaurant with her worst enemy.

Dimwit is trying to get Maxi-Moron to stand up. He's doesn't want to see her since she was with Diablo. Dimwit tells him she had to lie or Diablo wouldn't let her see Max. Maxi-Moron, true to his name, says he doesn't believe her. Meanwhile he's all splayed out on the floor with his best attempt to look pathetic, along with his finest white shoes. These white shoes will outlive us all.

Caramel runs in crying that Puncho has been taken to jail for bigamy. Finally they agree that Max needs medical treatment. They want to carry him to the car, but Maxi-Morose doesn't want Dimwit touching him. Caramel, alone, can carry him to the car. He continues with his pathetic attempt to stumble out of the warehouse, where Dimwit remains alone, crying. Commercial

Cousin Eddie is whining about Princess Fiona leaving him. She's his world, etc. Camila tells him to suck it up; the world's not going to end because Princess Fi dumped him. At that moment, Iggy returns to the table. "Did you tell the witch about Pasta and Fidiota?" "You betcha!" replies Iggy. Camila and Iggy toast to the occasion.

Pasta is groveling to Fidiota. He made a huge mistake when he married Octopus. He hadn't seen her in 20 years and didn't know what he was getting into. Now he's living a nightmare and wants Fidiota back. He realizes how much he loves Fidiota. Fidiota tells Pasta he's too late. She's found someone that she intends to love. Meanwhile, Roddy is in his office grinning ear to ear and repeating Fidiota's name. Ugh!

Dimwit is tucking Maxi-Moron into his hospital bed and tenderly kissing his forehead while he sleeps. How sweet! The man she loves stills believes the worst about her. Their love song plays feverishly in the background. Am I supposed to be all warm and fuzzy?

Caramel is on the phone telling Lala Puncho is in jail and that they found Max. "No, Max is not going to denounce Diablo." Dimwit walks up. The two women cry together about their luck with men. Dimwit has apparently called Larry and Yolanda who are on their way to the hospital. Caramel says they'd better leave before Marfil arrives. They stroll out arm in arm, snuffling all the way to the car, I'm sure.

Lala is lamenting about what horrible sons she has. Now Puncho is in jail. Etc. Diablo is scowling on the sofa telling Lala to give it a rest; he's tired of hearing the same thing over and over. After Lala leaves, he swears that he isn't finished with Max yet. Commercial.

The gang arrives at the hospital, including Princess Fi and Marfil. Marfil refuses to let Princess Fi in Max's room. As the gang is trouping towards Maxi-Moron's room, Yolanda asks Princess Fi to please wait outside. Princess Fi is not happy.

Pasta comes in to his apartment all excited. He has good news to tell Octopus; Puncho's finally in jail! Octopus comes stomping out of the bedroom and wants to know how his lunch with Fidiota went. "Did you tell her how unhappy you are with me? Did you tell her you want to reunite with her?"

Little Doormat and Dimwit are commiserating about the unhappy state of their love lives. Gaby tells Dimwit that Fidiota is making her marry Kick Me in three days. That's not enough time for her to forget about Lunkhead. Dimwit is telling Little Doormat that she couldn't tell anyone about Maxi-Moron's capture because Max's life was in danger. Now Maxi-Moron believes she slept with Diablo. Pobre de Ellas!

There's discussion in Max's hospital room about what happened to Max. Why did Caramel and Dimwit bring him to the hospital looking like this after Dimwit said he was in Chicago on business?

Dimwit is telling Mini-Max that his father wants nothing to do with her. She is feeding Mini-Max a bottle, and I must say Mini-Max is looking Mighty-Cute. He looks like he's about to fall asleep and keeps making these grunting noises.

Iggy is waxing poetic about how much he hates Maxi-Moron and Dimwit. They are the two people he hates most in the world. Suddenly the phone rings. It's Diablo. Doc Evil wants to know who in the heck is Diablo. Diablo reminds him that Doc Evil was the one who left Diablo an invalid. Doc Evil wants to know why Diablo is calling him. "To form an alliance."

Credits roll.

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Here’s schoolmarm Jeanne for Ferro, who is still enjoying a well-deserved rest.

We join Don Loco in his cell, glaring into Dra. Loca’s face. He turns away scowling [Ed. Note: my mommy always told me that if I scowled like that too much my face would freeze like that] and she follows him, saying that if he keeps thinking like this, the only thing that will happen is he’ll keep suffering. Better to face reality, his reality. Maybe Soledad has rejected him, but there’s another who might just want to love him. She lays her hands on this shoulders, smiling seductively. [It’s lost on him, sweetie, he’s not even looking]. We note that DL has a band-aid not quite covering his latest bobo, the result of him banging his head on the bars until he bled.

DL turns and gets in her face. “And that other person, by chance, might be you?” Perceptive, DL. “How do you dare to compare yourself with my wife?” Her seductive half-smile slips. “It’s your fault I’m locked up in here.” “I’m sure you and the judge worked it out so I couldn’t leave here, true? You had the force with you.” (A nod to Star Wars here, which is based way more in reality than Duelo). He grabs her around the neck and begins to choke her.

Dra. Loca, impactada that her seduction plan is going awry, begs him to calm down and not talk like that. She tries to pull his hands away. He calls her “damned,” chokes and shakes her by the neck while she gasps and whimpers. [What part of his treatment of Soledad did you not understand, Dra.? You haven’t done your homework. Tsk.] “You poisoned Soledad in order that she wouldn’t forgive me, didn’t you, damned traitor!?” [Sheesh. As if more than two years of cruel and unusual treatment wasn’t going to set the stage for Soledad to never forgive you!] She calls for the guards [Ed. Note: if you play this part back, you’ll see that his fingers aren’t actually pressuring her around the neck. Very convincing, DL.] He yells a question at her, asking if what she wants is that they throw him into the punishment cell (solitary?). The guard comes and he drops her and backhands the guard, who drops to the floor. [Well, we already knew the guards here weren’t too sharp]. Another guard runs in behind him, and DL elbows him back against the cell; two more guards finally come and drag him off, presumably to the punishment cell. Dra. Loca just stands there with her teeth in her mouth, crying and rubbing her throat.

In the nursing school, the students are lined up in rows of desks. Alina speaks to the nursing instructor while others pack up their materials. She apologizes for being distracted during class. She’s thrilled with the school, but has a lot on her mind and couldn’t concentrate. The instructor understands, but thought for a moment she found the lab work tedious. Alina assures her that the opposite it true, really. The instructor tells her if she needs anything, Alina can ask her.

Alina thought bubbles that she cannot let herself get distracted; this is too important for her. [Ed. Note: if one looks around the room, one cannot help but wonder why the other trainees in their perfectly clean, starched white uniforms have their tops zipped up to their eyeballs, but Alina looks like she got her uniform where Nurse Susy shops. Maybe the room’s hot? Her zipper’s stuck half way up? OTOH, this uniform meets all of Ferro’s requirements.]

Gaby is coloring on the coffee table in the living room. Tina comes in and asks her to “tell me about your drawings.” [Ed. Note: every schoolmarm on earth and most mothers know that you never remark on what a kid is drawing, because inevitably you’ll get it wrong and there’ll be a disgusted kid stare in return. Instead, you ask the youngster to “tell me about it.” Bravo, Tina!] Gaby tells her that this is a picture of the bad lady who “wants to kill me.” Gaby looks really afraid, and Tina is impactada. Gaby has another, of herself locked in a cage by the bad lady and she’ll never get out. Tina holds out her arms and asks if Gaby wants to tell her about it. Gaby runs off to her room, “no, I don’t want to talk about this!” Tina follows.

As the nursing class wraps up, [stereotypically, they’re all muchachas] the instructor compliments them on organizing their instruments perfectly. They’ll be moving into a sterile field (environment) as they continue their work. From the middle of the room there’s a cry of pain. One of the student nurses has cut herself. Alina, who read ahead in the book while she lived in the cave, applies a rubber band tourniquet perfectly and stops the bleeding. How fortunate for her fellow student! Equally fortunate is the rubber band tourniquet that just happened to be in pile of instruments they were learning how to organize today! Alina explains exactly what she is doing. Soon, she’ll be team teaching with the instructor. The instructor compliments her on technique and speed. Alina mops up the excessive bleeding. One wonders qué the heck the pile of instruments contained on the first day to cause such bleeding.

Gaby is lying on her bed, back to Tina, who is trying to talk to her and comfort her. Tina’s worried about Gaby’s preoccupation that someone’s coming back to hurt her, which isn’t going to happen. Gaby assures her it WILL happen and they’ll all die. Rodrigo comes in and says he’ll talk to her. [This dude looks good in uniform!] He holds her and asks about her fear. She doesn’t want to talk about it. He wants to know if someone threatened her. She lies and says no. She begs him to marry Alina fast and get them out of Dodge. He promises he will, but she needs to calm down.

Aha! Here we are at La Rinconada, where a uniformed Orlando is talking to Vera and Iffy. They exchange chitchat about breakfast and he gets to the point: he’s going to Luba’s cave. Vera is impactada. Luba’s not there. It’s her fault that Flor died, the police are looking for her, and she’s blown the joint with Gaspar. Orlando is PO’d.

Raquel is taking a lovely afternoon stroll with Hernán at her Rancho Viejo in Sierra Escondido. [Everyone already has noted that Raquel is really out-of-context given that we’re in Últimos Capítulos, so I won’t elaborate, but I’m just saying]. He remarks that the funeral was calm, and she notes that it was calm and quiet because none of the employees showed up. When the workers bailed from Montellaño’s ranch to work for her husband, he paid them a good wage. She doesn’t get this, why no one came, why this is how they treat him. She wipes a tear. “Why are they so ungrateful?” Some of the workers come running up to them, led by Fidencio, who has had secretive interactions with Hernán in the last couple of episodes. (They are apparently trying to get her to sell Rancho Viejo at a loss]. The workers want to talk with her. Hernán tries to send them away, but Raquel will hear them out. The workers are not confident that she’s going to follow through with the work they’ve counted on. They want a raise. She tells them the wages are fair and they won’t get a raise. They’re going on strike. The workers, led by Fidencio, yell “Strike! Strike!” (Huelga=strike or work slowdown) Fidencio stands there, quiet, and sneaks a glance over at Hernán. One wonders if this is a set up. I’m just saying.

Alina is talking in the small office with the instructor. She explains why she is so skilled at these things already. The nursing instructor notes Alina’s previous distraction again and offers to help. Alina tells her about Rodrigo’s kind offer of marriage and her doubts.

Back at Rancho Viejo, Hernán has Fidencio by his shirt, shaking him and asking how he dares to speak this way to Sra Raquel. Fidencio tells him that women don’t have the head for business. Raquel intervenes. She makes Hernán let Fidencio go, and the boys glare at each other. She asks Fidencio to have a little faith in her. She reminds them the ranch is important to her, too, and the one thing she has for the son she is expecting. He tells her that without a raise, they’re not going to have faith in her and she says, “okay, there’s no solution for this because there’s not going to be a raise.” Fidencio tells her “okay, we’re going on strike.” The crowd yells again about striking. One young man comes forward and tells her he’s going to have faith in her and work with her. She asks his name: Lauro Ramirez. She says fine, they’ll work together on the ranch. Hernán and Fidencio are mildly impactados and uneasy.

Alina has just finished telling her tale of woe to the instructor. She doesn’t think it’s a good thing for her to change her own future so Gaby can be calm. She just wants to start a new life and find happiness. The instructor encourages her to forget the past and points out all the obstacles to pursuing a relationship with Emilio, and that Rodrigo seems to really love her and will do everything in his power to ensure her happiness.

At the Boutique de Coral, she, Soledad and Elías are hashing over the jail visit. Soledad remarks that he was just so sure she would forgive him as if nothing had happened, but it’s not easy to forget all this. Elías asks if he really seemed sorry. Yes, and he seemed to think they would be reconciled, maybe if he behaved well, after he leaves jail. But, she has stopped loving him. Coral comforts her.

Emilio has arrived at his new post. Several workers are waiting for him, wearing ponchos in the rain. The lead muchacha has a grin from ear to ear. She likes what she sees (the Jeep? Frank?) They introduce themselves, shake hands, [what’s with the fat cigar in his other hand? Looks very professional], and he tells her they are going to make sure the locals aren’t in danger by stabilizing things. She’s Karla Sanchez, the head of Civil Defense in the area. They have everything ready, including stuff like insect repellant so no one gets Dengue Fever [Ed. note: this is very bad stuff. It’s prevalent in tropical zones, carried by mosquitoes. Once you get it, you can’t get exposed again for at least seven years because the second time can be truly life threatening. I had a friend in Hawaii who went somewhere in Polynesia and got it. She had lots of restrictions for a long time. Then, a hula troupe from Hana, Maui went to Polynesia and brought it back. There was a bit of a local scare. I have heard it called “bone break fever” because it makes one feel like all the bones in the body are broken. Here’s info from Wikipedia: “This infectious disease is manifested by a sudden onset of fever, with severe headache, muscle and joint pains (myalgias and arthralgias — severe pain gives it the name break-bone fever or bonecrusher disease) and rashes; the dengue rash is characteristically bright red petechia and usually appears first on the lower limbs and the chest - in some patients, it spreads to cover most of the body. There may also be gastritis with some combination of associated abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting or diarrhea.

Some cases develop much milder symptoms, which can, when no rash is present, be misdiagnosed as a flu or other viral infection. Thus, travelers from tropical areas may inadvertently pass on dengue in their home countries, having not been properly diagnosed at the height of their illness. Patients with dengue can only pass on the infection through mosquitoes or blood products while they are still febrile.”]

She tells the muchachos to walk this way. Frank grins at Emiliooooo and tells him she’s not just beautiful, she’s well-prepared. Not bad on the eyes. Emilio gives him the hooded-eyed-lizard look. They follow.

Alina thanks the instructor for listening, and the instructor tells her that there’s no need for thanks, they are friends. [Every schoolmarm knows it’s not good to be too close to your students, especially in a college situation. Tsk.] She’ll help Alina with things. She leaves and Rodrigo comes in. He’s taking Alina to dinner and will get her response. He gives her a single pink rose. She’s ready with a response.

At Mansión Valtierra, Rebeca is cuddling the baby and Thelma demands him. The doorbell rings and Rebeca runs to get it. There’s a document for Thelma, who rudely retorts that she’s busy with her son. She tells Singing Auntie to open it. It’s the divorce papers. Thelma apparently thought he wouldn’t file them. She is impactada. After the commercial break, she takes the papers to read them and hands the baby to SA. She’ll never accept this. She rips it up. She’ll get Alina married off to Rodrigo. SA asks what if this plan doesn’t succeed? Thelma will find another way to blackmail Emilio. [Well, it beats murder.]

Rodrigo and Alina haven’t left the nursing school. He’s going to take her to a lovely restaurant. He’s anxious for the reply. She needs to go by Coral’s store and change her clothes.

Dra. Loca busts into Vargas’ office. ;-) She has to tell him something very important. [She looks good in red. That cleavage, though. Sniff.] What’s up? She wants Alvaro transferred to a mental hospital. Vargas is impactado.

Karla Sanchez is making sure Emilioooo and Frank will be cozy in their tent. They talk about the difficult situation: dozens of families have been rescued from rising waters/floods using amphibious vehicles. But, there a still a lot of folks who haven’t been evacuated. Frank wants to know the plan (give Emiliooo a minute, muchacho, because he just sat down with the map. He doesn’t think that fast on his feet OR sitting down.) Emilioooo tells them they’ll organize a team and begin getting folks out of their homes. Karla leans toward E and grasps his forearm lightly but thoroughly; she’ll find the folks he needs. Emilioooo looks down pointedly at her hand, moves a little, and she draws back as he tells her he appreciates the help. She leans back to her chair, looking only slightly embarrassed. She stands to leave and hopes they’ll be comfortable. If they need anything, they shouldn’t hesitate to call her. She lets them know that her tent is just next to theirs, but she’s not talking to Frank. She’s got her back to him. She wonders if Emiliooo wants a little hot coffee, her hand caressing his back at the shoulder. [Ed. Note: What about Frank? Is he chopped liver?] Emilio looks evasive and thanks her. Frank grins at him slyly and says, “Well, a little hot coffee for your pleasure, Captain…..” Emiliooo looks down at his rolled-up map. Frank makes another crack about Captain Valtierra on attack. Emilio purses his lips at Frank.

Speaking of campers, Vargas is not a happy one. “Transfer him? What does this mean?” DL is not in his right mind and dangerous to have in the general jail population. [Ya think?] Vargas thinks this man is perfectly capable of faking loco so he’ll have a get-out-of-jail free card. He thinks this is ridiculous; she knows how clever this guy is. She points out that people with celotipia have a different reality than the rest of the world; it’s their fantasies. She knows he’s intelligent, but she wants this transfer because he tried to choke her. She wants off his case.

Back at Coral’s store, Elías is ready to leave. Soledad thanks him for talking with her; she’s calm now. He wants to remind her that not all relationships are so conflicted and destructive as hers with DL. She knows. He apologizes again because he’s never hid how he feels about her, and she tells him he doesn’t need to. She thinks that maybe….sometime…..she and he could….Alina and Rodrigo interrupt this moment. Elías compliments her uniform. She goes to change so they can go to dinner and Elías leaves. Alina wants to talk to her Mamá, so they go off to the changing room.

Vargas tells Dra. Loca that what she is saying is very serious. [Duh]. Yes, and DL will get worse if he doesn’t get the treatment he needs. [Ed. Note: One supposes that a good, hard slap to the chops probably aren’t part of the treatment, right?] Vargas still thinks DL attacked her to get sent up the river to the other kind of institution and lessen his sentence. Dra. Loca isn’t so sure of that. And almost getting killed by a patient is just one of the necessary risks of her profession. She’s just devastated because their relationship was so cordial. Vargas reluctantly agrees to the transfer.

Luba and Gaspar are with the doc, who tells them he has never seen a case like this, and he’s impressed with the inexplicable spontaneous healing. Luba waxes eloquent about miracles and how the Virgen works. She knows it in her heart. Gaspar tells him now he can see his cub. Luba puts her hand over Gaspar’s mouth to shut him up. She covers up a bit. The doc tells them he’s getting the papers ready for dismissal. Luba goes to hug him. She tells him how handsome he is and follows as he leaves. Gaspar gets a puzzled look on his face. He didn’t like Luba telling the doc that his “cub” was a puppy. She tells him not to be so foolish. He shouldn’t be announcing to the four winds about this child. He says the doc told him he could go look for the boy. Luba tells him to go already. She lays a guilt trip on him that she has to go to look for the cofre and they’ll kill her, but he doesn’t care. He’s bending.

In a police office, Orlando (in street clothes) is looking for info about Luba and Gaspar. The police aren’t giving it, but he flashes his military credentials. That’s a different story. They tell him about Gaspar fighting as “Intocable” and he had an accident; he’s been in a public hospital in Puebla. What good luck for Orlando!

At the Rancho Viejo, Hernán is angry that Raquel thinks she and this one employee can run the ranch. [So, where’s YOUR volunteer spirit, Hernán? Aren’t you like the jefe or something?] She argues back. She’s not just going to stand there with her arms crossed; something is better than nothing. He points out she’s about to pop. She tells him that she can do whatever is necessary for the sake of her son. He tells her that’s nuts. He wants to know why she just doesn’t sell this ranch. He can find someone interested (of COURSE you can, you scumbag!) She finds it strange that he’s proposing this. He knows how important this ranch was to her husband and is to her. She has no doubt that if she has to spend the rest of her life working her tail off, she’ll do it, but sell, NEVER. She tells Lauro they’re going off to work. Hernán protests and she tells him, “I have spoken!” Hernán mutters “damn you” to her as she walks off with Lauro. [Ed. Note: I like Raquel, even if her appearance is darn untimely. She’s got spunk.]

Soledad looks Alina over in her lovely outfit. She wonders if Alina seems nervous, or is it just her imagination? Alina admits she is nervous about the response Rodrigo wants. They hash over Emilio and Rodrigo, compare and contrast. Same old, same old.

Karla is seeing a patient, presumably who has Dengue. She’s giving the vieja something to lower her fever (important in Dengue). She gives her instructions. She notes that the woman has an elevated temp, body aches, and shivers. Emilio comes into the nursing station tent and has an orange flashback to when he was injured and unconscious in Luba’s cave (dunno how he can flashback to being unconscious, but that’s Emilio for ya), with Alina caring for him. Karla notes to the patient that she also has a bit of rash (captions spelled it “salpullido” but it’s “sarpullido m. noun- rash”). She gives her some papers to take to another place.

Karla sees Emilio, who tells her he was remembering someone who had cared for him. Karla notes “ella? “ She asks if it was a girlfriend and looks relieved when he says it’s not. She talks a little about Dengue, and the medical services bring much comfort to those who have it. She offers Emiliooo that cup of hot coffee, which he agrees to take while they talk about work. He sits on the cot and they eye each other while they drink. She looks hopeful.

Back at Coral’s, Alina and Soledad are stilllllll discussing Alina’s decision-making dilemma. She hasn’t forgotten Emilio but she cannot have him and will forget him eventually. Soledad reminds her that he’s divorcing, but she says it’s too late. She’s worried about Gaby and Rodrigo. Her mother tells her to think about it well. She doesn’t want to break Rodrigo’s heart; her mother points out that hers might be broken. Alina says the past has to be past. She’s going to accept Rodrigo. [Ed. Note: Alina’s enthusiasm here is underwhelming.]

At the Puebla hospital, the Lucha Meister is meeting Luba and Gaspar. He’s thrilled at Gaspar’s recovery and has such a deal for them. It’s for training the newbies, not to fight again. Gaspar doesn’t want it. The Lucha jefe wants to know why not? They’ll be in San Mateo and there’s less possibility they’ll be found. Gaspar wants to go with Luba to SE and make sure nothing happens to her.

Back in his lonely cell, DL is talking to himself and begging Soledad’s forgiveness. A guard brings a sedative med with a cup of water. DL doesn’t really want it, and flashes back to forcing meds down Soledad’s throat with her crying that she doesn’t want it. He just takes it. “Why didn’t the doc come?” “She’s dropped your case.” “Why?” “You don’t remember? You choked her.” The guard walks away, disgusted.

After commercial break, DL’s standing at the bars, yelling to see Dra. Loca. He mutters to himself, shaking his head, that he tried to kill her. He says they’re a bunch of damned liars and he never did anything of the kind. She’s the only one who understands and can get him out of there. He yells to see her again.

Claudia is offering a drink or snack to Rodrigo, who is still waiting for Alina to solve her life problems while she changes. Coral comes in to introduce Alina’s grand entrance. She and Soledad glide into the room. Alina and Rodrigo excuse themselves and Coral wants to know if Alina is going to give him a response. Soledad affirms it, and Coral is sorry for Emilio.

At Mansión Valtierra, Angel is talking to SA, who has the baby. Does Thelma know that Emilio is gone? Yes. She’s depressed, and the divorce papers arrived. Yes, Angel knew something about that, but she was just asking for it. SA wishes there was a way to save this marriage. She goes to put the baby in bed. (“My baby”) Angel is left to mutter to himself that he understands Emilio’s anguish at being so far from the one he loves; Claudia’s stepfather is keeping them apart.

Karla asks Emilioooo if he wants more coffee. She plays with her hair coquettishly. No, he needs to sleep well in order to work tomorrow. Karla tells him that she, on the other hand, has insomnia and if he can’t sleep, she’ll be waiting there to chat……she fidgets with her belt and sways a little. Frank comes in abruptly. “Captain, pardon me, but the General’s on the radio for you.” Emiliooo makes a quick an exit as he can, thanking her for the coffee. Frank smiles at Karla and tells her what a great guy his Captain is, and that she should get to know him better. She tells him that for sure she is interested in knowing him better……. She leaves. [What the heck is Frank? A yenta? Is that under “other duties as assigned?”]

At the boutique, Coral is talking to Claudia and Soledad. They invite Claudia to go to dinner with them. She has to work on the clothing displays, etc. Angel comes in. He came to see her and help. Suddenly, several guys wearing ski masks and carrying guns, burst into the shop. Angel pushes Claudia behind him. The gunmen yell “nobody move and be quiet!” Angel and Claudia are super impactados. Some of the gunmen move behind them, maybe looking for the day’s earnings. [Didn’t look like anyone was taking deposits to the bank, either, when Coral and Soledad left. Tsk.]

In Emilooo’s tent, he’s working on a map and notes. Frank comes in and asks about the call with the General. Emilio gives him details; they need reinforcements. The locals are in no condition to help, so Emilio asked the General. Frank makes a comment about Karla; she likes to see Emilio. Emilioooo tells him this isn’t a joke. The mission is serious, don’t forget it. He leaves. Frank smiles to himself and mutters that Karla doesn’t see it that way; she has another mission for Emilioooo. [Okay, maybe he’s not a yenta, he’s a panderer].

Angel hotly tells the gunman who is guarding him and Claudia while the others grab the money that the folks who work here work hard and honorably; they should do the same. The gunman tells him to shut it. [Good advice, Angel, he’s the one holding the gun.] One of the others tells him that instead of a sermon, he needs to look after his girlfriend and hope for the best. Angel settles and assures him everything’s cool. The guy holding the gun on them wants the cashbox open. Claudia can’t open it, she has no key. Angel lunges at him and they struggle. Claudia yells at them to leave him in peace, and the others rush to help their comrade. Angel takes a lot of punches. The gunmen grab what they can and run; Angel is bleeding and bruised on the floor. She kneels and tries to get him to respond.

Raquel finds Lauro working and asks how it’s going. Lauro tells her not well and lists the problems. There’s not enough food for the sheep and two of the machines don’t’ work. They need at least three men to help move things. Two aren’t enough? They make a decision and Raquel tries to pick up one of the bags that is propped near a wall. All by her pregnant self. She groans. [The bag must weigh at least 40 lbs.] She’s hurt herself. ¡Ay, Caray! [I guess there’s no need to point out we could have told her so.] He helps her sit. He’s going to try to get some buddies of his; she warns him to be careful and don’t let them turn on him [she’s smarter than we think, maybe]. He goes off.

Angel is sitting up and holding a cloth to the bump on his forehead. He just needs some air and he’ll be all right. Coral and Soledad come back in. Gee, that was a short trip. They are impactadas as they hear about the assault and robbery.

Thelma bursts into Mauricio’s office without knocking. She asks if he is the lawyer for Emilio Valtierra. He says he is. “Well, let me tell you I’m not accepting any divorce, and here’s what you sent me.” She throws the pieces of the paperwork down onto his desk as he stand up. “Listen, Sra.” “Listen, nothing! What is your name?” “Mauricio Rivera.” Thelma tosses this info around. “I know you from someplace else.” Mauricio just looks at her doubtfully.

Oh, my, here we are in Veracruz at the sugar plantation. Hugo and Alfi are “finally home!” Alfi asks if she can have HER cofre now. Hugo clings to it and smiles greasily. He asks her how much she thinks DL might give for this. She thinks a lot, much more than in the briefcase. They exchange veiled insults implying that neither trusts the other. Hugo looks uncomfortable and asks if they’re going to make the exchange—cofre for briefcase. She agrees and moves. He thought bubbles that she has no idea the surprise that awaits her.

Karla is in her tent, and Emilio asks to see her. She says “sure, come in.” We see her back, unclothed and dripping wet clear up to her hair. A small tub of bubble bath is in front of her on the ground. She gets up slowly and opens the drape, turning to face him. She asks him if he wants a bath. He stops writing notes, impactado. [Ferro, what a week for you to be on vacation! Timing is everything, lad. De ninguna manera can I do this justice the way you would.]

At the restaurant, Rodrigo is confessing to Alina that it’s been a while since he felt so nervous. She tells him that makes two of them. He tells her she shouldn’t be nervous. This could be the best day of her life. [Easy for you to say, Dude.] He asks if she is inclined to marry him? She touches her neck and looks impactada. [How come? Did she just realize she gave her heart necklace away?] She flashes back to giving it to Emiliooooo. What timing. She flashes back to when he gave it to her. Rodrigo gets up; he’s going out to the street to look for it. No, she remembers where it is. She tells him she’s always been honest with him, and she cannot accept the offer of marriage. He is muy impactado and sets his jaw.

Next time: (Tuesday) More about Thelma’s betrayals, and will Alina end up with Emilio or Rodrigo?

Jeanne

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Clarita and Gavi head back to their empty apartment to spend the night and sober up.

Back at the Corporation, the Montalvo family cockfight comes to a close. A shocked and scandalized Grammy P tells Aaron that she hopes he's done the right thing by handling things this way. Aaron confidently assures her that she should relax since little or nothing remains of the romance between her grandson and his hussy, the jornalera.

Proud Papa Bruno hugs his son and wishes him luck over the next year since it is make it or break it time with his Turquesa project. Fedra catches up with Aaron next and asks him how sure he is that this woman won't continue looking for Rod as it will be ruinous for their plans should they connect again and the girl be pregnant. Fedra also suggests he's now given Minnie plenty of time to give him a son and wonders how his divorce is coming along. Aaron again exudes great confidence and says in a short time he'll be free of her and will marry Pammy who is really the one able to give him that golden-child. Fedra giggles greedily.

Back in Miami Pammy is talking to Mother who reminds her that having kids could cost Pammy her life. Pammy, misguided as the rest of her starry-eyed gender looking to get hitched, figures she can change her man, being of course, our one and only blue-eyed, venomous viper, Aaron Montalvo. So even though Aaron says he wants a child from her she plans to change his mind, killing him with kindness and marital bliss (if only). Eventually Aaron will see that two people do not need children to make a happy life together. If worse comes to worst she'll suggest they adopt.(We all know that if you're planning on taking that bet, you'd better bet with the House.)

After the meeting ends Patricio, Aaron and Oñate have their own little private pow-wow. Pat is up to his neck with Aaron and his illicit tequila schemes. Now that Bruno will be back running the Corporate Office, he refuses to risk either his or his intended's necks any longer. His father would surely die from the shame should he ever find out about their dirty dealings. Aaron says fine by him, but pretty much is thinking, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Oily, then, somewhat clueless, gets up to shake Pat's hand all "adios and buen viaje" (Good-bye and good travels). Pat though, in a most manly move, snubs the obnoxious sleeze and stares him down, deliberately keeping his hands at his side as he suavely exits through the doorway.

Aaron tells Oñate then that he'll need to scope out his daddy's NY clients for him to see which ones might be amenable to their way of doin' bidnez. Aaron is feeling like king cock now, so as a reward for Oñate's dilligent scullduggery in the matter of Mariana and the marginal tequila, he tells him about his lie to the family about the payoff money for Mariana. Aaron explains that since the family already thinks the money's been paid to her, he is giving Oñate Mariana's 5 million peso payoff instead.

Rod follows Minnie home and walks her up to her apartment. Instead of thanking him for doing the gentlemanly thing, she lites into him for having taken up with this slut and causing the family and her all this trouble. He should have known better, blah, blah. "It's all YOUR fault, Rodrigo. Just how far are you planning to go for that woman, huh?" Rod is in anguish and in no mood to listen to her "absurd accusations". He tells her so and storms out, slamming the door behind him, in a most admirable fashion.

When Gavi and Clarita arrive back at the apartment building, the kid who'd been washing windows earlier that the afternoon tells the two of them that Rod was there looking for them then. Gavi, incredibly, refuses to recognize clue #1 of Aaron's tall tale: that Rod's actually being there means he's back in Mexico City as planned, instead of at the Hacienda avoiding her like Aaron had told her. She pointedly tells the kid that if he shows up again to tell him they've split for parts unknown. Clarita is visibly concerned about that, but figures it's her daughter's choice and says nothing.

Clarita tries to talk some sense into her stubborn daughter's head that night. She tells her to at least listen to what Rod has to say. Perhaps he was told a pack of lies, or perhaps both of them had been told a pack of lies and Rod wants to know her side of things. Wouldn't she want to know his version? Unable to think clearly that others looking for dirt on her for whatever reason could have had the initiative to dig into her past or her recent comings and goings in Manzanillo on their own, she readily believes that the only one who knew and thus could have told Aaron was Rodrigo himself.

Gavi imagines that he's come by to talk her out of causing a scandal that might wreck his marriage and hurt the woman he really loves, Isadora.She fears he'll sweet talk her into believing his lies and she doesn't want to hear his pretty words or to be drawn into his net ever again. (Having to listen to all this convoluted reasoning of hers, I'm ready to down tequila shots myself.) Clarita defends Rod and says his cousin could be the one slinging slop. "Who's the drunk one here, Ma? You or me? And whose side are you on, anyway? No, the only person with the big fat mouth was Rodrigo! "

Dani greets Grammy and asks her about the meeting and what happened. Grammy Pilar tells her all the horrible things she can remember that Aaron told them all about Gaviota/Mariana Franco. Dani has a hard time believing them but doesn't argue. She figures she'll talk to Rod about it directly, but of course, he never ever called her back. She secretly hopes it's because he's found Gaviota and run off with her after all. Grammy then expounds on all the virtues of Sofia's new love-interest. Dani tells her they have very different ideas of what makes a good match when who should appear on cue from the kitchen with a snack tray for Grammy, but Elvis.

Meanwhile Sofia and Frankie are cuttin' a mean rug at a classy club somewhere. He's gyrating, bumping and grinding in true John Travolta wanna-be style on the dance floor. Frankie's quickly becoming quite the center of attention, while Sofia looks on admiringly, making Monster Mash moves of her own. When, mercifully, this embarrassingly lame excursion of Sofia's into dancing-with-the-stars-for-the groom-of-my-dreams ends, she asks Footloose Frankie to ask for the check. She tells him she's got some unutterable family problems that really need attention so they'll have to go now.

At the same time across town, it's painfully obvious that The Heavenly Powers That Be had a whole list of priorities tonight and Gavi didn't make the cut. So, in another disparaging act of self-pity, Gavi remembers her first arrival on their little island when Rod promised to devote his whole life to making her happy. She sadly accuses him of betraying both her love and his wife's.

Rod, after dropping off Minnie, continues to cry while driving aimlessly in circles. Eventually he needs gas and makes a final attempt to call Gaviota from his cell while filling the car up. However, he sees the "no cell phones allowed" symbol painted on the pump and takes it as a sign. He declares he will not call anyone, not even Gaviota anymore, and in a fit of anger or frustration throws the cell down into the console.

Isa is back in the apartment tearing up the old wedding album photos while cursing her hubby and his harlot to the max. Suddenly the phone rings and it's Daddy calling to see if she got Rod to co-sign for the bank loan. Isa tells him no and he'll have to wait till the morning. Daddy is pacing the floor, sweatin' bullets, and tells "Princesa" that he cannot wait till the morning. He offers to come over to help her persuade Rodrigo somehow.

Aaron arrives home late to find Mad Minnie waiting up and ready to rip him a new one. He manages to get Minnie to calm down long enough to listen to what the real scoop is about him and Gaviota. He explains it was all a ruse and that he never ever had had a relationship with her; that it was necessary to say all those things for "their" plans to succeed. He tells her that he realized that Gaviota was in earnest when he saw how vehemently she defended their love for each other. No, she has had only one man in her life and that man is Rodrigo. She's really an intelligent, honest, and hard-working woman. He remarks that she never took any money and even gave back both the car that was nearly completely paid for as well as her cell. That being the case, Gaviota would be a far more dangerous person to them than they ever would have suspected: it was very evident to him that the woman is as hopelessly in love with his cousin as his cousin is with her.

Aaron repeats that If he hadn't told such a malicious pack of lies to the family, they'd have added up all Mariana's virtues and gone over to Mariana's side, even, eventually blessing a union with Rod and accepting his child, should she get pregnant. Their problem he tells Minerva, while he begins to seduce her, is that Rod and Mariana simply love each other too much for anyone's good.

Frankie convinces Sofi to eat first. During dinner he tells her that he lost his job as a Public Relations whizzkid. Daddy wonders if he'll finally settle into some line of meaningful work, like science or becoming a diplomat. Then he snows her with some romantic drivel that he simply doesn't care about money if there is no one to love and to share it with. Sofia, fish that she is, she wants to pay when the check finally comes, telling him she can wait till he settles his future to pay her back. He refuses, grabs the check and takes the waiter aside. Footloose tells him quietly to put the check on "his brother, Esteffano's," account and returns to the table. Sweeping Sofia off her two left feet, he declares her to be the woman he's been waiting for all his life and asks her if she will agree to go steady and to wear his I.D. bracelet.

Daddy and Mommie Dearest come by Isa's apartment to beg her to have Rodrigo co-sign the papers that night since he has a meeting with the creditors the very next morning. Isa refuses and tells her parents that her sham marriage is D.O.A.; there'll be no reconciliation this time because her husband has another woman with whom he's probably spending the night, the same woman in fact that he warned her about before the wedding. She tells them she was a fool to have ever agreed to such a ridiculous marriage and to a set of rules even more ridiculous. Daddy will have to deal with his creditors some other way. Daddy will just have to take it up with her divorce lawyer to settle up and give him some of the cash to help him out of his business problems. She will stay put at the apartment a little longer to figure out her future and then she wants to go on a trip for a while.

Frankie and Sofia pull up and park outside Grammy Pilar's and joke a bit about Fairy Godmothers and his turning into a frog if Sofia doesn't give him 3 kisses before midnight or something. The regular writers must have given it over to the summer interns for a few scenes while they went outside for a couple three tokes 'cuz, now, in that sweet little red Alfa-male Romeo borrowed ride of his we are forced to watch Sofia and her Frog Prince, lamely croaking "ribbet, ribbet" and making out and giggling like two 6th graders just back from the junior prom. At first Sofia reprimands Frankie for daring to kiss her, but then she finally gives in as we, and Frankie the Faux Frog, all knew she must, the third time being the charm and all.....

Later that night, as he gets out of the apartment elevator, Frankie is still practicing his moves and gives himself an imaginary Oscar for best actor in a romantic lead. Just then Isa comes out and walks her parents to the elevator; they all greet one another and Frankie goes into his apartment. (Shades of Pilar here, but doesn't it seem strange that Isa would walk out into the hallway in her dressing gown, greet a man who is not her husband, and neither parent even winces?)

Once Daddy and Mommie Dearest are gone, Isa toys with the idea of knocking on Frankie's apartment door looking for sex and sympathy. She stops in mid-knock, thinks better about it, and goes back into her own apartment to spend her night alone.

The next morning Clarita convinces Gavi to call the hacienda and check on the sugarless agave crop crisis to see if it was truly a problem. Of course, she calls the factory claiming to be a farmer thinking they were still needing the extra tonnage and James takes the call. James, of course, doesn't recognize her voice and tells her that it was just a rumor, rather than giving any of the sordid details. Gavi has a morning after the night before hangover, and is depressed so she is obviously not her usual quick-witted self; and she doesn't really ask for any details. (Me, I'd have pretended to be someone from the home office so they'd feel comfortable in giving me all the corporate insider, in-the-know, juicy details instead of glossing over them and blowing me off as part of the no-need-to-know general public.)

Heartsick from what she assumes from hearingJames' half-baked answer, Gavi tells Clarita that the agave problem was a lie; and what Aaron told her about Rod leaving town to avoid facing her was true. She stands there, in total denial. Having convinced herself of the worst, she tells herself that Rod really loves his wife and had only used her after all. She swears never to see him again and to start her life over where the Montalvos cannot threaten them.

About that time, Rod arrives back at the hacienda. Roman greets him but says he's surprised to see him there. "What, this is still my home, isn't it?" Roman answers of course then tells him to call back to the city because the whole family is worried sick about him . Dani and Pilar have been calling all night long. Rod is distraught and says he is not going to call or talk to anyone. "If anybody calls, tell them that I am no longer alive." "--What?" Roman doesn't follow.

Gavi and Clarita find themselves a cheap little hotel for the next few days. Clarita asks why they didn't just stay with Jose a bit till they got their bearings; it would have been cheaper for them. Gavi says they need to steer clear of their old haunts for a while to keep the Montalvo's from finding them and carrying through with their threats to throw her in jail. They'll trust God to direct them. She swears to her mother then and there that they will live decent lives. "We will not give the Montalvos the pleasure of seeing us bite the dust!"

Again Rod tells Roman to put an announcement in the newspaper that next morning that he's dead and to say Gaviota killed him. Roman can't believe the gibberish coming out of the patron's mouth. "Say what?" "Tell them Rodrigo Montalvo has passed away and was killed by Gaviota." He sits down on the stairs with tears streaming down his cheeks. "Gaviota killed me. Gaviota killed me, Ramon. She took my life from me and broke my heart."

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That's #301 by Univision's count; 298 hours that are somehow going to get wrapped up on Monday night. Yep, it'll be 300 hours on the nose.

Double Impact

Tomas and Lety watch our two galans go flying over the cliff, which turns out to be a lot less treacherous than we were originally led to believe. Tomas jumps out of the car to investigate and runs halfway down to see. He begins calling for Lety in a panicked voice. She hesitates a moment, frozen with fear. (I remember Guru Aldo's Deep Thought: when you feel love, there is no fear. Or is it when you feel fear, you can't feel love? I can't remember!) She snaps out of it and hurries to join him.

Aldo and Fernando have landed safely on the ground and resumed their argument, seemingly unaware that they have cheated death or at least a really bad fall. They blame each other for the mishap as they brush the dirt off their clothes. Fern says it's Aldo's fault for driving in the wrong direction. Aldo says it's Fern's fault for distracting him. Finally the tension between them becomes too much, and they begin kissing. Um, not kissing... what's it called... um... fighting! Yes, they're fighting, just like old times.

Tomas calls for Lety; Lety is afraid to look. He convinces her to come down and see for herself. She scolds them for fighting like little kids. They commence blaming each other and tattling to Lety like little kids instead! Aldo says Fern managed/drove the bikes the same way he managed/drove Conceptos. "I'm sick of both of you!" Lety yells at them from halfway up the hill. She goes back to the car, telling Tomas to leave them there. Tomas protests. Fern smacks Aldo in the helmet and complains about the low blow, mentioning Conceptos. Aldo points out that Lety has left. They pick up the fight where they left off. Tomas watches helplessly.

Later, Lety comes home to her parents, who have returned from their second honeymoon. She asks them to tell her all about it. (C'mon, Lety! Boundaries!!) RoboPop says it was super and they had fun like teenagers. (Lety's teenage years were not so enjoyable!) Julieta worries aloud that Lety will think they were like crazy people. Lety laughs and says she's glad they enjoyed their trip. (That reminds me - did RoboPop ever get his severance from his old job? I wondered if maybe Humberto didn't pull some strings in RoboPop's favor after that time they bonded, but I don't recall any follow-up.)

Lety says she missed them. "And my son-in-law?" Erasmo asks. "Fatal," Lety sighs. "Aldo and Don Fernando went crazy, Mom, all they've done is fight."

Julieta says that "poor Don Fernando" hasn't resigned himself to losing Lety. Erasmo tells Julieta not to start. He reminds her that they weren't going to meddle in Lety's life; that she was going to make her own decisions. Julieta agrees that yes, Lety is responsible for her actions. Lety thanks them and they all join hands for another round of mush.

Meanwhile, Tomas is leaving Aldo's place and thanking Aldo for letting him borrow some clothes. He says he had some trouble getting around in those heels. They joke around about how nice Tomas looked and how silly Aldo looked fighting with Fernando. Tomas asks Aldo if he'll talk to Lety. Aldo says he has to, but it's going to let it be for the night, and talk to Lety tomorrow when she's calm.

Tomas thanks Aldo for getting him a taxi and says goodnight. Aldo asks what Tomas is going to do. "Take the taxi, no?" Tomas answers, but Aldo won't let him evade the question. Tomas says that considering how much love he feels for Alicia, it's better if he stays away from her forever. Aldo says that anyone can make a mistake, and it looks like she regretted it, and she returned the money. Tomas says that doesn't justify anything, and there's more... Aldo cuts him off and says he knows, and advises Tomas to listen to his heart. Tomas says his heart is telling him to be strong, because he should get a separation from his wife.

Tomas wants to leave. Aldo just tells him to think it over carefully.

Marcia & Octavio

Octavio the Guapo is telling Marcia that it moved him to see her during the last movement (of whatever concert or opera they're at) because she was so intrigued by the music, she's so sensitive. She thanks him and says he probably thought that because she's pretty, she'd also be shallow. He admits this to be so.

She says that's not the case, but that she is confused. She has an admirer - no, a suitor - from the Internet. He asks if she's saying this to make him jealous. She says no, she's telling him because he writes her beautiful things that she likes, that move her.

"So I have a very strong competitor?" Octavio the Guapo asks. Marcia says no. She's telling him this because she is honest. He asks what this guy has written for her. Can she recite something from memory? She says she has memorized all of it, but she is a lady, and she's not going to tell him any of it. (A lady never tells?) He begs her to at least share one phrase, but she refuses.

Octavio the Guapo asks, "Did he write you something like, 'Your name is the beginning of the sea'?"

"How did you know?" asks Marcia the Clueless. Then her jaw drops, and a clue flies into it. "It's you! You tricked me?!"

Yes, Marcia, he tricked you. Unfortunately, that's not hard to do.

"I never that that this would happen to me," Marcia says, walking away quickly. He follows her and insists that his intentions were honest. Right. He knows what she looks like, he knows her name, he knows where she works, etc.... while he doesn't give his full name, follows her around and lies to her about his appearance. Yeah, that sounds like a great way to begin a relationship. "I only wanted to know if you are the kind who prefers a pretty exterior or a person's essence."

Well, Marcia could ask the same of him, since he got interested in her based on knowing her face but not her personality. (Sorry, I want to be happy for Marcia, but I really don't like the way this guy is written.)

She tells him that she learned from Fernando, who is "like a brother" (I think she skipped a few pages of history, there), that beauty is not always discovered with the eyes, but also with the heart. "Great! This makes me admire you even more," Octavio answers.

Marcia points out that they don't really know each other, except for a few emails. He asks what she means. She tells him she had a very long relationship and she needs some time. She says they can get to know each other a little at a time, with no hurry. He agrees to this and invites her to dinner. She wants tacos!

A Moment with Fernando Mendiola

Fern is just getting home. He's on the phone with with the motorcycle owner, saying "tell your friends not to worry, we had a little mishap with the motorcycles, but I'm going to have them fixed... oh it's no big deal, they'll be like new. Tomorrow you'll get them back. And just the same I'll pay you for lending them to us [he puts the phone down and stifles a sarcastic laugh] because I have lots of liquid funds from Conceptos."

After the call, he flops backward on the bed. Oh... but it gets better. He sits up again and mumbles that if Omar were there, Omar could give him a massage.

I would like a poster of that.

Fern takes his diary out of the nightstand and begins to write. "Today I was almost killed, but after my Lety gets married I am going to stop living anyway, because I am already without hope."

But but but I'm almost out of Kleenex...

Alicia finishes packing her bags and rubs her belly. (Alicia, you'd better loosen your corset, or you'll end up with a bonsai baby!) She tells the baby they have to leave.

She sits on the bed and caresses the bedspread. "Tomas," she sighs. "Papa doesn't love me, and I don't blame him. Why didn't I realize sooner how much I love you, Tomas? But now I can't say it. I shouldn't tell you because I don't want you to suffer over me.

She rubs her belly and speaks to it. "Forgive me, mi vida! I feel so badly for you, I want you to know your father. That's what I would like the most. But now it's not going to be possible. Forgive me! I swear that my heart is split (?). (Or I know I'm breaking your heart?) I love you, baby, I love you. Tomas, I love you so much. So much."

Tomas fumbles in the hallway with his keys. He's sniffling sadly and still wearing Lety's old shoes. "Why couldn't I get to you, with all I did for you? I did the best I could, but it wasn't enough. It's better this way; we must each choose our own path. I thought the most important thing in life was love, but that's not true. Love is a fantasy that I made up myself."

Aurora!

Oops, I meant "dawn." It's morning. Fernando lets himself into Marcia's office just as she and Octavio are about to kiss. "Sorry, didn't know you were busy," he says, but he doesn't leave, either. He says Lola told him that Marcia wanted to see him. She invites him in, but he says it looked as though she was about to do something, and he offers to leave and wait until she's finished. Noting his nervousness, Marcia asks if he's jealous. "ME? Of whom?," he asks with a touch of venom. He catches himself and offers his hand to Octavio. Octavio introduces himself, and immediately Fern's attitude comes back. "What do you think you're doing, kissi-"

Marcia reminds Fern of her secret admirer. "Oh, so you were the one who was writing those pretentious, uh, those declarations of love. OK, man, really, Octavio?" (Fernando slowly walks around Octavio.) "Is that what you told me? Octavio Serrano, and what pretensions do you have with Marcia - excuse me." (Fernando lets go of Octavio's elbow.)

Octavio asks if Fernando is Marcia's father. (Marcia gapes delightedly.) Fern says he's her older brother. "And I'm going to warn you just once that I am going to watch you. Poor you if you make her suffer."

Octavio says he's not going to make her suffer. On the contrary, he'd like to make her the happiest woman in the world. (But that isn't possible. Aldo already said that he was going to make Lety the happiest woman in the world. They can't both be the happiest woman in the world.) Fern says it'd be worth Octavio's effort: Marcia is a great woman. Sensitive, beautiful, tender, lovable, hot... Marcia is touched. She thanks him for recognizing what a marvelous woman she is. Octavio says this only proves that he wasn't wrong to seek her out.

Fern babbles nervously that he has a rule about mixing business with personal matters. Marcia clears her throat politely. Several times. Finally Fern takes the hint and leaves them alone.

They are just about to kiss again when the door pops open and Fern warns them not to take advantage of being alone. He reminds them that all the people at Conceptos know everything about their friends. He wishes them luck and warns Octavio about Ariel. He leaves them alone and Octavio tells Marcia that he likes Fern, but he seems a little jealous. Marcia tells him that Fern is an extraordinary person, but he's lost the love of his life. Octavio thanks Marcia for letting him meet him. She thanks him for getting to know Fern.

It's going to be very interesting when Octavio finds out who Marcia's last boyfriend was.

Bummer

Tomas finally goes into the apartment and finds his wife sitting upright on the sofa, asleep, with a box and some other things on her lap. He forgets himself for a moment and starts to greet her enthusiastically, but then stops himself.

She wakes up. He tells her he thought she had already left. She says she was going to go, but she waited for him to see her out. He tells her it wasn't necessary. She tells him she wanted to give him some things. First, the car keys, and the jewelry she bought with his money. And the papers for the car. "So they weren't gifts from your father?" She shakes her head sadly. She takes his hand and promises never to bother her again.

Tomas looks like his heart is breaking all over again. "May I give you a hug?" she asks. He turns away from her to avoid temptation. "I understand. You deserve someone better than me," she says. Tomas struggles to keep his emotions in check as she touches his shoulder lightly. "I'm so thankful that you loved me, even though I didn't deserve it."

Tomas turns around to face her again. She touches his face but he pulls away, avoiding eye contact. She grabs his chin more firmly, and this would actually be funny if it everyone wasn't crying so hard. "I will never forget you, Tomas." He still refuses to look at her. She takes her hand away, wipes her own face, grabs her things (only one bag this time), and leaves, sobbing.

Tomas loses control and crumples to the floor in tears. "Chiquita, chiquita." He throws the box of jewelry to the floor. "If only you had loved me just a little bit, just a little bit. I would have forgiven you!"

I really don't want it to end like this, but there's the golden circle of goodbye.

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Penultimate words
Somehow, this is all going to get wrapped up in two hours on Monday night.

Before that... I still wouldn't bet on anything either way. Some TV listings say that there's a hour of La Fea instead of Duelo, but I haven't actually seen anything on Univision advertising it, and at the end of tonight's Duelo they just said "Monday through Friday" for Duelo as usual. But, after the "gran final" is the Cristina show.

Just to be on the safe side, I recommend taping the whole four hours and then if you end up with an hour of Duelo, no harm done. They're in Ultimos Capitulos, so maybe you'll get to see someone get whacked. Or married. Sounds like fun either way.

Since this is my last regular La Fea recap, I want to thank everybody - readers, fellow recappers, Melinama - for making this weblog the awesome place it is. A special thanks to Chris Ferro, who isn't even following La Fea any more that I know of, for starting the La Fea recaps. If he hadn't done that, I never would have found this blog, I wouldn't have had the slightest clue as to what was going on or what I had missed, and I wouldn't have offered to write some extremely sparse and sketchy weekly recaps "until someone else volunteers to take over," and I probably wouldn't have had any reason to continue watching the show or visiting this blog. I wouldn't know what "impactado" is, for example. The implications are horrifying.

Folks, you have more than 48 hours to replenish your supply of Kleenex, ice cream, and tequila for the last time... but don't wait till the last minute, because the stores just might run out.

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