Wednesday, October 10, 2012
AMOR BRAVIO EXTRA - Operation Shine the Light, Pt.1 (10/10/12)
NOTE: There may be spoilers here for any viewers who have not been following this telenovela from the beginning. It is meant primarily to help viewers who are staying current to keep characters and their relationships and inter-relationships straight.
New Post--Update on all song themes; recent revelations; what Miriam needs to learn. Family Tree list is now near the end.
Miriam has learned a lot of things (see Below).
Natalia finds out she is pregnant but Yago denies paternity saying it could have been Rodolfo’s (yeah, right). Both Dionisio and Cayetano swear to do the right thing; Dionisio by threatening Yago with bodily harm or feigned happy wedding and Cayetano by cutting Yago off without a peso if the child turns out to be an Albarran.
Everybody in LMQ and LBV now know Pablo is the love-child of a relationship between Big Don Daniel and Rocio (the love part was her delusion, not his). Cayetano kicks Rocio off the rancho and out of his life.
Natalia finally learns from Amanda who her bio-dad is, it is Dionisio Ferrer, aka Hector Gutierrez. When she confronts him, he denies it at first then says it might be true and suggests she get a DNA test. He lies telling her he never knew of her existence and he and Amanda were never married. He burns the document with the Hector Gutierrez name on it. The test proves Natalia is indeed Dionisio's daughter
Dionisio learns Alonso was not Isa’s bio-child and that Rosario, the nurse was his bio-mom. He is not pleased.
The OR/LPN nurse where Alonso is taken after the car accident is Rosario. She recognizes the name and the description (Lazcano, age 34) as most probably the son sleaze-ball Lazcano wrenched from her arms to give to Isadora as an infant. She is his bio-mom.
Gussy learns that Ximena (QEPD) was wanted in Monterrey for theft and fraud and Camila reveals the theft of a large sum of money when she first arrived at La Malquerida.
Natalia learns from her mother that her father is not dead and he wasn’t a very nice guy. But, no amount of pleading will get her to reveal his name or identity. Amanda swears she’ll never tell. The story will come to light, no doubt.
Gussy spots Amanda on a street in Aculco and when Dionisio sees her, realizes who she is. He visits her and threatens her not to try to leave again, or else. Meanwhile, Natalia has left her job at la Buenaventura and Camila doesn’t want her back at la Malquerida (because Dionisio is there), so what happens? Dionisio, knowing she's his daughter, offers her a job in town, a big pay raise and a car. She takes the job, the pay raise and the car.
In episode #77, Alonso learns D’Andres’ true identity by accident in the cabaña and promises to keep the information to himself, in return for assistance in keeping him out of jail for signing the contract for land that didn’t belong to him.
Alonso finds out from Licenciado Salomon (Isadddora’s crooked notario) that he is the product of old man Lascano and a servant girl. Al asks what his mother’s name was, and Salomon says it was Rosario.
In episode #72, a very weak Daniel, who left the hospital without permission because Camila stayed away, arrives at Camila’s cabaña and tells her he is not Daniel's spy instead he says, "Yo soy Daniel Diaz Acosta." He tells her everything he knows about his situation. She’s furious, but she listens. She puts him to bed and ministers to his fever, but will not let her head forgive him.
Amanda has just received the shock that the husband she fled from with Natalia as a baby is none other than the man who is now passing himself off as Dionisio Ferrer. It is most likely that she did not divorce him legally. For her it is immaterial, since she has never tried to remarry. He may be in trouble since he married Gussy in Las Vegas.
Pablo and Camila share a rare blood type, RH negative. After her accident being gored by the bull, he was able to give her a direct transfusion.
1) Abe threw Dan in jail and threw away the key for her attempted murder. (She knows by Ep.#147)
6) She supposedly has a fatal flaw--a brain aneurysm that may burst any time now under 'estress.'
Car accident (death)
Camila Monterde
Car accident (with Luis, broke her leg)
Gored by a bull/Heart attack/Transfusion
Kidnapping/Bull Attack (kept for observation purposes)
Miriam Farcas de Diaz Acosta
Falling through acrylic deck over the pool at her wedding reception
Gun shot, in a coma for 8 months
Don Daniel Monterde
Heart attack (death)
Padre Baldemero
Car accident leaves him paralyzed from neck down (dies after by suffocation)
Appendectomy
Alonso Lazcano
Heart Attack
Car accident leaves him paralyzed from the neck down (death by euthansia)
Daniel Diaz Acosta
Gun shot
Pablo Albarrán
Gun shot
Leoncio Martinez
Bodily disfigurement, treated in jail or a secure hospital wing
Osvaldo Becerra
Stabbed
Dionisio Ferrer
Trampled by stampeding bulls
Couples we like for the long run:
Camila-Daniel (second couple to be married)
Luzma-Pablo (first couple to be married)
Amanda-Osvaldo (she’s accepted Osvaldo, not sure if they are novios formally)
Dorotea-Eluterio (officially novios)
Piedad-Hipolito (officially prometidos--Hip asked Luzma for Piedad's hand)
Tolentino-Irene (he very shyly asked her to go for ice cream with him; she accepted)
Miriam-Mariano (they've shared house decorating, food & baby/daughter with each other)
Teresa-Dante (they did "it" and liked "it" one night after drinking to forget their longing for others)
Couples we want to see broken up:
Natalia-Yago
Gussy*-Dio (DONE - but at great danger to Augustina's life)
Couple coupling but do not intend to be a couple:
Isadora-Dionisio
Couple we believe will be together at the end:
Rodolfo-Natalia (after she ends it with Yago and admits to being blinded by Yago)
NOTE: This list is getting shorter and shorter now.
Men available for pairing:
Aaron; Yago (after he ends it with Nat--but do we really want him with someone else?)
Women available for pairing:
Iliana; Mayena (New Girl)
*Gussy does not get added to the list of available women due to the three strikes, you're out rule. She needs to remain single and do some soul searching.
OUR VIVI’S VERSION OF THE MALQUERIDA BACKSTORY
Vivi has been trying to figure out the timing of Agatha being in Aculco at a critical juncture. This is a logical timeframe to hang the backstory on. She envisions it based on the morsels of information that have been dropped along the way. What we cannot put into this timeline is when Don Daniel and his next door neighbor, Rocio, did the roll-in-the-caballeriza-hay thing to beget Pablo.
- When they were in their late teens/early 20s, Agatha goes to Mexico (for university or something.) Maybe it is there she meets Amanda and they become best friends. Agatha meets Don Daniel either in Mexico City or Aculco. They fall in love, but nothing comes of it and they part ways.
- A few years later, Agatha, who stayed in Mexico (likely Mexico City or another big city), is married to Francisco Xavier but realizes she might have made a mistake in her choice of husband. She goes to visit her friend Amanda in Aculco to clear her head and think things over. (In Amanda's memory, Agatha is telling Amanda her husband's name. Clearly he wasn't there with her.)
- Agatha reconnects with Don Daniel during this visit, but unfortunately he is also married. They don't discuss their spouses, but they realize their love is very deep and gets rekindled. They have an affair.
- Realizing this is all wrong, Agatha leaves and returns to her husband. She decides to give the marriage another chance and suggests they try that second chance in her home country of Chile. She gets pregnant by FX.
- Once they get to Chile, it becomes obvious that FX is never going to change. Agatha decides to end the marriage. FX returns to Mexico, never to be heard from by her again. Several months later she gives birth to a boy she names Daniel. (It could be that FX was lying when he told Hissy that Agatha kept him informed on Daniel and had seen pictures of him as a child, even as he identified a pircture of Aaron, Rafa’s brother, as his son.)
How Agustina fits into Agatha’s story:
- Don Daniel married Agustina’s cousin Amparo. Agustina, though silently in love with Don Daniel, married the next best thing-- Don Daniel's brother.
- A few years later, Don Daniel's wife, Amparo died. His brother, Agustina’s husband, has also died. His widowed sister-in-law Agustina comes to live with him.
- When it becomes clear that even though they are both widowed, Don Daniel won't give her the time of day, Agustina falls for the first man who crosses her path and asks her to marry him. That would be Sr. Fortune Hunter FX.
- Gussy probably was aware that when Don Daniel was young, he fell in love with that Chilena esa, Agatha. Before her death, Amparo confides in Gussy that Agatha had returned to visit Amanda and she and Don Daniel had a fleeting affair. Gussy's hatred of Agatha grows even more.
- Even though Don Daniel never knew who FX was, it's a good bet FX knew who the rich rancher his wife had always been in love with was. He might have even approached Gussy in the first place, purposely to infiltrate the Monterdes and get some of their money- partly because it was a good opportunity, and partly because it was a bit of revenge-- just like now.
- In this way, Gussy and Don Daniel would have never known FX had been Agatha's husband, though Amanda would have known him by name (Agatha might have even shown her a pic).
This sounds a bit complicated, but that's how Vivi pictures it.
EPISODE #22 – BORRACHA
D’Andres is driving a very drunk Camila home from an evening at Vivi’s house. They have a conversation about infidelity and lost loves. Once inside the cabaña, they continue their conversation. Finally, D’Andres picks her up, much to her protestations, and carries her to her bed. The two are face to face. She asks if she is so disagreeable that is why Alonso was with someone else (the paid escort). Their faces are kissing close as D’Andres ponders the question. As the possibility of a kiss surfaces, she passes out. He puts her down on the bed and takes off her boots. As he covers her, he leans over, but resists the temptation to kiss her and tucks her in gently and leaves the room.
EPISODE #24 – CAIDA DEL CABALLO
Camila falls off her horse. D’Andres is the first one to reach her. When her ankle hurts too much to walk, D’Andres easily picks her up, while Camila protests. She puts her arms around his neck and thanks him. He answers it wouldn’t have been right to leave her there—he does his job; he’s her chauffeur and she is his patrona. Their faces are inches away from each other. She looks as if she would have given in if he had tried to kiss her, but he turns his head away and carries her back to the hacienda.
EPISODE #32 – PRIMER BESO
Camila, in a bit of a funk, goes for a horseback ride in a rain storm. She dismounts in a clump of trees. D’Andres arrives. He takes off his jacket and as he puts it around her, he pulls her to and leans in slowly for a kiss. She kisses him back. She finally stops, pushes him away and says, no, no and leaves. He calls after her, but she won't stop. Later, he wants to talk about what happened under the tree. “Nothing happened,” she says. “Yes it did,” he says, “a kiss happened. And for me that kiss was magical.” “It didn’t mean anything to me,” she replies. “You can say whatever you want,” he says, getting close, “but your eyes don’t lie. I know you wanted that kiss, too.” “You are sooo wrong,” she says. She reminds him of his position at the ranch and asks him never to come near her again. After a bath and changing, Camila walks out to the courtyard to give D’Andres back his jacket. They run through the same conversation as before, but it’s obvious she’s rattled by the attentions of this handsome stranger, especially because she’s already admitted to her Diosito that she’s in love with him.
EPISODE #35 – COSAS
D’Andres enters Camila’s cabaña at the end of the day when he heard she was looking for him. She says she doesn’t need him anymore and he can leave. He leans over her and says, that he, on the other hand, needs her more each day. Camila stands to face him and tells him again to leave. D’Andres ignores her and tells her he never thought “this” would happen. What “this,” she wants to know. He caresses her cheek as she continues to look at him, but doesn’t move. He answers her, “There are things we can’t deny, things we haven’t the words for, things we simply feel, things that seize control of one. That.” He tells her good night and leaves. Again, Camila is rattled by her growing feelings for D’Andres.
EPISODE #40 – MEDIO BESO
When Camila returns to the cabaña she is surprised and a bit indignant to find D’Andres in her bedroom, “What are you doing here at this hour?” “I was awaiting your return to make sure you were alright, and bringing you this flower (presents it). I hope this is the one that pleases you.” Holding the flower between them, D’Andres says, “It smells good.” “This flower doesn’t have a smell.” “But you do.” He moves closer and kisses her left cheek. “Andres, por favor, por favor, no, no,” she protests weakly, but she doesn’t move away. “Why won't you let yourself feel what you want to feel? He’s punctuating his words with kisses until he gets to her lips. Their lips barely touch when Rafael enters, interrupting, –Camila! Camila and D’Andres separate quickly, but Rafael didn't miss what had been transpiring. Alone again, Camila fantisizes another round of kissing with D’Andres.
EPISODE #42 – NOCHE DE FLORES Y ESTRELLAS
Daniel is getting ready to reveal himself to Camila the next morning. Fearing rejection, he has filled her cabaña bedroom with flowers and stars hanging from the ceiling. He has left her a note. It starts out, “Guapa: Si lloras por haber perdido el sol, las lágrimas no te dejarán ver las estrellas. Y quiero que las veas siempre para que recuerdes que, pase lo que pase entre nosotros, siempre habrá una mañana. Camila, te amo.”* She doesn’t need to be told who wrote it. She falls asleep and dreams of making love with Andres. [*Loose translation: If you cry for having lost sight of the sun, your tears won’t let you see the stars. And I want you to always see them so you remember, that whatever happens between us, there will always be a tomorrow. Camila, I love you.]
EPISODE #43 – DECLARAN SU AMOR
The famous meeting does not take place. That night Camila has D’Andres in her cabaña and wants to know if what he said in his note is true. Yes, it’s true; he loves her. She replies that she loves him, too. In the midst of these declarations and passionate kisses, Camila tells him she wants to have a relationship with him, but only if it’s done right, after she has her divorce. D’Andres wants to have time to clear up some things about his own past, so he’s ok with this, and for keeping their love for each other a secret for the time being.
EPISODE #49 – HACEN EL AMOR
While in the hospital recovering from the goring by the bull, D’Andres and Camila have to keep their feelings in check. The night she is released Camila arranges to stay in her cabaña alone with the exception of a clandestine visit from D’Andres. He comes in with a huge bouquet of flowers. Hola, Guapa. She holds out her arms for him. He takes her in his arms. They begin to share kisses. He was so afraid he was going to lose her. She said but she survived, here she is because she wanted to be in his brazotes again, see his ojitos again, feel his skin, his lips. They are so wrapped up in each other and in their love. And because of this love, he wants to tell her something very important. She shushes him with her kisses. No, no, some other time. He does try to speak but she insists on kissing him. She puts aside her resolve to do things right and gives in to her passion for Daniel when she realized that there might not have been a tomorrow. She wants him to spend the night with her. He does and they make love for the first time, although Camila confesses the next day it was not the first time *she* made love to him. He enjoys her little story about her dream the Noche de Flores and waking up with Maja. Ay, papi!! Te doy mi alma, para que hagas lo que quieras de mi!
EPISODE #54 - CUENTA SU HISTORIA
Daniel tells Camila the truth about his whole background, while never revealing he is the "cousin" Daniel she's been waiting for to step forward and claim his inheritance. He holds this information back on Padre Anselmo's advice that he not reveal himself to her until his situation in Chile is all cleared up.
EPISODE #72 – YO SOY DANIEL DIAZ ACOSTA
A very weak Daniel has left the hospital while recovering from a gunshot wound and arrives at Camila’s cabaña. He tells her everything he knows about his situation. She’s furious, but she listens. She has to decide whether it is more important to listen to her head or to her heart.
EPISODE #83 – RECONCILIACIÓN
Daniel has moved in with Viv and Rafa. In a scuffle with Bruno, he reopens his wound and Camila is called to treat him. She's still keeping her distance, but when she finds out he's going to turn himself in to the authorities, she goes to him and admits she can’t live without him. Me rindo; me rindo a mi, me rindo a ti, a nuestro amor (i.e. I surrender). Daniel tells her he’s glad she listened to her heart. The reconciliation extends to the Scooby Doo gang.
EPISODES #85-86 – PIDE MATRIMONIO
After a very amorous reconciliation, Daniel gives her the medallion he’s been wearing as a symbol of his love and commitment, since he doesn’t have a ring to give her. Then drops to one knee and asks Camila to marry him. She accepts. Next morning, the Scooby Doo gang, now including Camila, has a group hug over the news.
This is where her heart took over. She still resisted for a while, even when she admitted her feelings for him. She then decided to take things slow. But after her near death experience (where HE saved her) she decided to throw caution to the wind, and threw her whole heart (and body) into a relationship with Andres. Her heart was not wrong. Dan/Andres is a good person and he does love her. All of this is bound to cause confusion for her as she tries to come to terms with the fact that her initial suspicions about him may be correct.
THE CHILE CONNECTION
Abraham hated Dan because he wasn't Jewish and thought Dan was after Miriam's money. That didn’t change after Dan converted to Judaism and married her.
If a gunpowder test had been done on Dan, there would have been residue on his hands because of his struggle with Julian. Julian wore gloves, so it would have been just one more proof Dan was the killer.
Abe uses the insurance policy on Miriam’s life as one more proof Dan was the killer. He doesn’t change his mind after Dante tells him it was Miriam who took out the policy.
Dan's friend Dante told Abraham Daniel had no reason to kill Miriam for money because he was coming into a huge inheritance from Mexico and was going to leave the day after the shooting to claim it.
Even though Dan was a convert and was on his way to claim a huge amount of money, the two "objections" Abraham had to Dan, Abe doesn't care because he wants Daniel away from Miriam.
There is no proof that Miriam is dead other than what Abraham told Dan at the prison.
If Miriam IS alive, that really puts Dan in a bind because he loves Miriam but he also loves Camila. Which one will he choose and would Miriam even want him back? Could he even go back to Miriam, with what happened with her brother?
If Miriam is still pregnant it gets even stickier because Daniel's not going to abandon his child...but Miriam still may not want to be with him. Or maybe she would, seeing the whole situation as her brother's fault?
a) Teresa needs to find out for sure if Miriam is alive or not.
b) Teresa needs to find out why Abraham is on a leave of absence (i. suspicion of wrongful incarceration in the DDA’s case; ii. or taking care of a not-dead Miriam).
c) Daniel can't really be a fugitive from justice if he was never charged in the first place. The fact that there are no charges filed against Daniel kind of indicates that Miriam is probably not dead. If Miriam WAS dead, and her husband has disappeared, wouldn't there be murder charges against him in absencia?
d) If Chilean officials are/were investigating the jailbreak that led to the escape of Daniel Diaz Acosta there would have to be a paper trail. Since it appears no charges were ever filed against Daniel for him to be locked up in the first place, there might be an investigation into WHY he was there in the first place, leading to suspicion on Abraham.
e) Dante will be important for Teresa to find out information about Miriam. Since Miriam bought the life insurance policy through him he would know if she was dead or not. If she did die, and there were no charges ever filed against Daniel, Daniel is the beneficiary of her life insurance policy.
f) Dante could've also raised questions about the charges(lack thereof) against Daniel (leading to Abraham's "leave of absence)
g) Since Daniel is a dual Mexican/Chilean citizen, I wonder if Osvaldo will invoke that to get Dan out of trouble for entering Mexico illegally?
OUR VIVI’S DESCRIPTION OF THE ORIGINAL PLOT TO TAKE LA MALQUERIDA AND WHY IT WENT WRONG
The signing of the contract was key. They can't get out of it, or they (really Al) go to jail for fraud. Plus, there is a LOT of money at stake. They must get their hands on the ranch at all cost because of this.
They did not count on Don Dan changing his will or on Camila turning out to not be such a delicate flower. That threw their plans off and everything since then has been an effort to save their butts and salvage the signed contract. They've had to make it up as they go along ever since their original plan went down the crapper. So far, they’ve been lucky that bureaucracy (with a little bribery from Dio) has tied up some of the approvals and the developers have to wait.
Daniel-Miriam sad love theme, Te Digo Adios’ by Laura Pausini
Luis-Camila love theme, ‘Tan Sólo Pido,' by Samo
Daniel-Camila theme & main tn theme, ‘Cuando Manda el Corazon’ by Vicente Fernandez
Daniel-Camila love theme, ‘Divina Tú’ by Carlos José Macías Núñez
Daniel-Camila love theme, ‘El Hombre Más Hermoso,’ by Ale Rojas
Daniel-Camila sad love theme, ‘Amarte Así,’ by Carlos José Macías Núñez
Daniel-Camila sad love theme, ‘Olvidarte Jamas,’ by Carlos José Macías Nuñez
Daniel-Camila cabaña very sad theme, ‘Mil Vidas,’ by Carlos Macias & Fernanda Castillo.
Alonso-Ximena love/hate theme, ‘Te Odio,’ by Sofi Mayen
Pablo-Luzma love theme, ‘Volver a Creer,’ by Silikon
Pablo-Luzma sad love theme, ‘Quisiera,’ by Silikon
Rafael-Camila love theme, ‘Qué no Daría,’ by David Cavazos
Rafael-Viviana love theme, ‘Algo de Ti,’ by David Cavazos
Mariano-Camila love theme, ‘Tu Perfume,’ by Carlos José Macías Núñez
Mariano-Camila sad love theme, ‘Amando sin Amar,’ Juan Pablo Manzanero
Yago-Natalia love theme, ‘Todo no es Amor,’ by Merche (ironic, although has a bouncy tune)
Yago-Natalia sad love theme, ‘Si te Marchas,’ by Merche
Rdolfo-Natalia love theme, ‘Quererte me Hace Bien,’ by Original Banda El Limón
Hipolito-Piedad love theme, ‘Paranormal,’ by Original Banda El Limón
Best friends with Agatha Acosta
Married a man named Hector Gutierrez, fathered Natalia
Fled to Aculco with Natalia and opened the hostel in parents' old property
Natalia thinks her father is dead
Had affair with Daniel Monterde
Reconciled with Mr. Diaz & moved back to Chile
Mother of Daniel Diaz Acosta, born several months after reconciling with her husband
Later divorced him and he is presumed to have gone back to Mexico
He doesn't know if he has any half-brothers or sisters
Doesn’t know if his father is alive until episode #61
Has fallen in love with Camila
He is older than Camila and Ximena
Mother of Ximena, by 2nd hubby Mr. Scam Artist Diaz, who took Gussy's money & left
Cousin of Amparo Monterde, wife of Don Daniel
When Agustina's husband died, she made a play for Don Daniel (whom she had been in love with secretly), but he never saw her as a potential new mate. He was still in love with Agatha
Agustina met Mr. Diaz. They married. He took her for a fool, had an affair with her friend and stole her money. But stayed long enough to father Ximena.
Novia of Dionisio Ferrer and got a quicky wedding to him in Las Vegas
DON DANIEL MONTERDE (owner of La Malquerida ranch)
Camila's uncle (but not Ximena's)
Married to Amparo, Agustina's cousin
Had no known children at the beginning of the story
Had an affair with Agatha Acosta (Daniel's mother), while she was visiting Amanda, while both were still married to others
Learned Agatha died & had a son named DANIEL, born shortly after their affair was over
Assumed Agatha's son Daniel was HIS child (why else would she name the kid DANIEL?)
CAMILA MONTERDE SANTOS AND XIMENA DIAZ SANTOS
Half-sisters through their mother Agustina
Camila's father is Humberto Monterde (so she is related to Big Dan Monterde)
Ximena's father is Francisco Javier Diaz (so she is not related to Big Dan Monterde)
Camila is older than Ximena
FRANCISCO JAVIER DIAZ (Shows up in Amanda’s Hostal in Episode #61 at the invitation of Hissadora)
Putative father of Ximena and Daniel; if true, Daniel is older than Ximena
Daniel takes Rafael’s word that this is his bio-dad, since he's never known him; Rafa shows him a
Camila shares the same step-father with Ximena and Daniel
Considering the age gap between Mariano & Pablo their parents must be really old (Mariano is probably 40, Pablo 20).
*See recent revelations above
MARIANO ALBARAN
Eldest son of Cayetano Albarán
Falling in love with Camila
Has a daughter Ana, age 11
His wife died when Ana was 5 and according to her wishes, left Ana with her maternal grandmother
Alleged mother of Alonso, Camila's husband and longtime administrator of La Malquerida
Alonso believed until episode #75 or #76 that Isadora was his bio-mom
ALONSO LAZCANO
Alleged son of Isadora Lazcano
Married Camila as part of a plot
Separated and divorced from Camila
Started an affair with Camila's half-sister Ximena
Lover of Isadora
Novio of Agustina; married her for convenience
Covets La Malquerida and Camila
Andres Duarte & Daniel Diaz Acosta were cellmates in Chile. During the jailbreak Andres died & Daniel assumed his identity. Daniel had enough time to erase his records before the break, so technically Chilean officials are not looking for him (but could be looking for Andres Duarte…). Daniel Diaz Acosta recently finished his role starring as "Andres Duarte" aka D'Andres.
Miriam Farca is/was Daniel Diaz Acosta's pregnant wife. Shot by Dio's henchman, Julian, we don't know if she really is dead or not...that's what Abraham Farca, Miriam's brother told Daniel while in lockup. She and her family were Jewish and the only way he could marry her was to convert to Judaism. They had a traditional Jewish wedding in Chile.
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Tuesday, October 09, 2012
Por ella soy Eva #60 10/9/12: Modesto Does Indeed Have a Second Family
- Remember a condom fell out of Jennifer's purse, causing the Cro-Magnon to puff up like a bullfrog? Marcela thought fast and said it was Kevin's, so suddenly Fer is all happy that his son is banging somebody. "THAT'S MY BOY!" He is SUCCCH a jerk.
Marcela, knowing the condom was Jennifer's, calls to talk. Jennifer says she isn't particularly PLANNING to have sex but "better safe than sorry. Anyway, Daniel is a love, nothing is going to happen." Marcela marvels that adolescence is so complicated.
- Helena, grinning at the gigantic flower arrangement, encourages Eva to go for it with Adriano. Eva indignantly says she will stay with her good memories and implies Helena should be doing the same.
- Eva tells Adri to quit it or get slammed with a harrassment suit. "You're taking advantage of a fragile, weak widow. No more flowers, next time I'll dump them on your head with all the water. And don't look at me when I leave!" Adri growls with desire. "She loves me, she loves me not ..." He eats a flower...
- It's time for a corporate trip to the beach to repair damaged relations with the locals. Rebe has a tantrum because the trip is this weekend, that's not enough time for her to prepare, nobody cares if she goes or not.
- "STOP fighting with Helena!" Pluto shouts at Rebe. They fight, he chokes her, she finds it very sexy. They barely detach from their clinch in time for Helena's entrance. Pluto: "I called Rebe in here to make her apologize to you, Helena." "Sorry" says Rebe, venemously. Helena apologizes too: "Let's work in harmony."
- Phone gossip on the job: Rebe lies to her friend Angelica that she's been having fabulous sex with Pluto. Angela brags about how wonderful it is to be married and lounging around doing nothing in Santi's overpriced luxury apartment. Rebe sneers - Santi hasn't told anybody he's married.
- Mimi to Eva: "It isn't fair to tell Helena to wait for Juan Carlos!" Eva/JC moans: there's been no progress in proving his innocence and he can't get into the lockbox.
- Eva brings Eugenia to the hospital for studies and tells a nurse he hopes "She'll be as she used to be." "How do you know how she used to be?"
The doctor asks Eva what medicines Eugenia has been taking and says "Her husband should know all about this, I'd like to talk to him."
- Eva/JC goes to see Modesto. A mom and daughter come out of Modesto's office. "I told you not to come here Carmen, we'll talk later." "Adios, Papa," says the daughter, Claudia. "I'll expect you tonight in the hotel," says Carmen.
"My father is the worst hypocrite!" JC gasps. By he worms the name of the hotel out of Claudia (Mallorca) but Carmen frostily refuses help getting there: "We're of the provinces and we know SOME people might rob us in the big city."
- A giant gossipping session is interrupted when Santi's wife comes in and throws herself into his lap, shouting "don't you want to tell your friends about your wife?" He tries to push her out the door, she makes a huge scene, he's mortified.
- Helena asks Pluti a favor: she'd like to see Toni's thesis since Adri wants to dedicate the project to his dead sister. He stalls. He reminds her what a thief Juan Carlos was. "You need to forget him."
- I am confused because somehow Pluto seems to have gotten hold of some generic thesis on Playa Majagua and he tells Onesimo: "I need you to change all the dates in this so it will seem like Antonia's thesis. We also have to prove JC was a vile thief." Onesimo is on the job.
- Lucia is mad she wasn't first to hear Pluto declared his love. Helena says she isn't thrilled because she still loves Juan Carlos. "I feel he is very close, that he's with me all the time, even his scent. As if he never died... I think of him and it hurts." Lucia thinks life is short, Helena should turn the page.
- Back at the hospital, Eva says she couldn't find the husband. Eugenia wants a treat so she and Eva go to a bar for booze and cigars. By accident Eva says "Salud, mama - ha- ha." and asks "Why didn't you leave your husband when you found out he had another family?" "He's all I've got."
- Santi isn't so pleased with how easy it was to marry a crazy girl from the barrio. He has no idea what to do. He isn't hungry. He goes for a walk.
Tucking a napkin into her infantile husband's shirt before he tucks into the food she cooked for him (where's his high chair), Marcela says: "After work we need to talk about sex with the kids."
- Kevin is back at Candy Sweet's door with a card and a present. "Love is poetry, I love you even if you don't want me to." "A boy your age should not be with a girl like me, find a girl your age and give HER flowers. Open your eyes and find her. Goodbye, I wish you the best." He wants to keep writing to her. She doesn't answer.
- Lalo's school director wants to talk to Helena, can she come early to school? Pluto once again invites himself along but Helena slips out alone. "What's that darn squirt done now?" Pluto growls.
- Adri comes into Mimi's office to ask where Eva is and find out "What does she like? What are her hobbies, her favorite colors, her favorite perfumes? How can I conquer her?"
Mimi discourages him but he's tired of hearing about the dead spouse so she resignedly suggests: "Serenades, little favors, a big ice cream, tenderness, romance, but not libidinous behaviour." "I'm going to conquer her no matter what it costs me!"
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Refugio Para el Amor #130 Tue 10/9/12 Head For The Shelter, We're In Full Catastrophe Mode Tonight
Pre-eclampsia may develop from 20 weeks' gestation (it is considered early onset before 32 weeks, which is associated with an increased morbidity). Its progress differs among patients; most cases are diagnosed before labor typically would begin. Pre-eclampsia may also occur up to six weeks after delivery. Apart from Caesarean section and induction of labor (and therefore delivery of the placenta), there is no known cure. It is the most common of the dangerous pregnancy complications; it may affect both the mother.
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Abismo de pasión #144 10//8/12: Instructions for trapping the man of your dreams
- Find a horny guy, preferably one who lives in a rectory under the watchful eye of a priest.
- Throw yourself at him in his rectory bedroom. This should be done when the priest is expected home any minute. This will give him a taste of whatʼs to come.
- Try to commit suicide when he says he doesnʼt love you. If you succeed, there is no need to proceed to step 4.
- Bare yourself to him when you are alone at the cenote. Proceed with the sexual encounter. Do not use contraception of any form, repeat, do not use any contraception.
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Monday, October 08, 2012
Amor Bravío #40 (Uni 35) Mon 10/8/12
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Por ella soy Eva #59 10/8/12: Skyping the Afterlife
Oh dear lord, something must be grievously fubared with the floor-plan of GI's office, because people are NONSTOP hitting each other at hallway intersections. This time it's Santi and Lucia. They should install one of those convex mirrors at the corner so you can see who's coming. Anyway, if this happens so often (human collisions), you'd think people would be a bit more used to it, but Lucia spends about a minute stammering out awkward apologies. Anyway, he's really out-of-it over his accidental marriage.
surprise! Santi is not working, yelling at Angie over the phone. Fernie grills him for details on his Vegas trip (how many girls? a blondie? huh? you champion!)
Haha, Pluto drifting his convertible through the parking deck in a Helena-haze. Rebe spies her cachito and tries to get his attention, but he runs his car into her. She scratches his his car and yells, but I'm certain she'll swallow his lines as usual. How pathetic! O man, he's still telling her the whale is too fresh in the ground for lovin' on Rebe.
Helena brings the issue to her mom, who wisely counsels her to forget Juan.
At the caveman's house: he disapproves of his daughter having a boyfriend. He really reveals that his outrageously sensitive pride (can't he get some kind of roid-cream to reduce tenderness?) is threatened by the boy - he feels that everyone is talking about the "rockstar" boyfriend so much, it's almost like HE was the "protagonist of the house." The girl realizes that you can't reason with ape-man and changes the subject. Why hasn't he signed her permission form for the class trip to Camomila? He says he was going to sign it, but then he thought that maybe "rockstar" Daniel might go too, and there might be a beautiful full moon, and he didn't like the idea much anymore. Her: You prehistoric macho man, you can't keep me locked in here with your caveman ideals. Marcela intervenes and says she'll talk it over with Mr. Cro-Magnon, and the girls leave to do the dishes. Fernie loses his grip.
Mousse boy bumps into Rebe in the hall, invites her to the meeting tomorrow, and asks her to try not to make another scene like she did in that other meeting, and he suspects he had something to do with the consultoras (what happened there?). She gets mad: "look here, Salary Man (really? asalariado?), who do you think you are? You're a dead mosquito!" To accentuate the point, she makes mosquito wings and buzzes away. Whee!
Mimi and Juan yuk it up... Mimi is jealous of all the attention Eva is getting from Adriano and really seems to have a thing for the round little grump. Juan wants to see his mom to convince her to get tested. He calls her as Eva, but she refuses to get the tests unless Juan herself tells her to (have they been telling her Juan is on a long trip or something?).
Adriano is longing for Eva. Hah!
Chauvinist caveman is still dwelling on his daughter's boyfriend. He muses that the slugger must be really on the ball (buzo) to "conquer his daughter like she should be conquered." ugh.
Nice to see Santi procrastinating something other than work - he doesn't want to tell the guys she got married.
Mimi goes to Juan's Mom to set up a surprise, because "Eva couldn't make it."
Alone in her office, Helena indulges in a bit of dreaming about smooching Juan on the beach. Pluto busts in, suit just as shiny as ever. He persists with the mushiness, and she admits that she can't forget Juan. Interesting. Look at Pluto! Angry prune much?
Santi comes home to find his new bride has moved in and tackified his too-expensive pad with the "feminine touch" it was lacking. He wants her to keep the wedding a secret. I do enjoy watching him squirm. He's going to start having nervous breakdowns.
Mimi and Juan's mom are challenged by the security guy in the GI HQ, but Mimi bullies their way in. She won't get to see her son, but they've got a nice webchat set up. Mimi slips out and tells Juan that it's all ready. Wow, their meeting is so sweet! Funny thing, his mom sees a flat purple background behind him, but he's actually sitting in the messy makeup room. Television magic?
Lalo tells his mom she needs to get a boyfriend so she can be happy.
Meanwhile, Pluto bemoans his fate (competing with a corpse) with his sketchy mustache buddy (I always forget his name). Despite the futility of the situation, Pluto draws the absolute wrong conclusion and pledges to focus all of his energy on Helena. Ew!
The plan worked! Mom will go get tested, and asks Eva to accompany her.
Angelica boasts of her wedding to Rebe, her "best friend." Rebe talks down the "little chapel wedding." She is planning on a HUGE wedding. In lieu of her customary leopard print shirt, she has a furry bracelet with a weird chain hanging off it.
One scene later, the sketchy mustache flunky pays Rebe a visit - he brings a necklace of apology on Pluto's behalf! She is utterly disgusted by his comportment ("Quitate tus ojos libidinos de mi cuerpazo!") and claims utter distaste for these "cheapo gems," kicking him out and keeping the bling, which, as she admits once the dude is gone, are not bad at all. He tells her to be patient with Pluto, and gets more scorn in return: "what, me take advice from some naco marca chifles?
Eva gets a raft of flowers from Adriano.
Marcela suspects that Kevin has fallen in love. As they rush to get out the door to school, her daughter drops her purse and a bunch of pencils fall out. They scramble to pick them up, but Marcela spots and grabs a condom! Uh-oh! Last line of the show? Macho caveman blunders in and demands to know "WHOSE CONDOM IS THIS?"
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Amorcito Corazón Discussion #124-128 Oct. 8-12
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Refugio Para el Amor #129 Mon 10/8/12 5 Months Later Brings-- 2 Baby Showers, 1 Early Baby, and a Papa and Grandpa 1/2 a World Away
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Saturday, October 06, 2012
Amor Bravío #39 (Uni 34) Fri 10/5/12 Seeing Is Believing: Aaron’s Grand Entrance Leaves Dionisio With An Egg Facial
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Por ella soy Eva #58 10/5/12: It's Déjà Vu All Over Again
Part 1: Iron My Shirts, Bastardo
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