Caray, Caray!

Well, no captions tonight, captain, hope I don’t capsize in my recap of this capitulo. Please correct or add as needed, to help me stay afloat. Actually, one of tonight’s themes is staying afloat, or keeping things going. Another is little fears. All part of the amusement park of life. Let’s see what happened.

We begin by seeing Ed happily pricking his finger to stop his sexual cravings; Candy arriving at an address provided by Pat (the dream house); and Mariloca (her email is Mariposa, or butterfly), sending her evil email to Lucía, which says “Everybody in school is going to know that you had a novio with AIDS. And nobody is going to come near you. You’re going to be alone all the time… that will be your punishment.” Lucía reads this to Santi in shock and dismay. Why would someone do that? Santi calms her, says we’ll find out what idiot did it.

Pat tells Candy it’s their new super house, for their super family, with super Chava. This is a little much for Candy, who drinks her entire glass of champagne in one gulp.

Zamora is doing surgery on a broken table leg, with the help of Toño, who provides the surgical instruments (pliers, hammer, nails) while also letting it slip that he’s never had a novia. Lulu (remember, many of us are rooting for her and Toño) brings Toño a glass of wine to refresh him. Toño did have one girlfriend, but she was so tall, that when he tried to kiss her (I think) he got up on a step or ladder, but fell off.

Candy thanks Pat for buying the house, but….and he starts to realize maybe he overreached just a bit.

Zamora doesn’t waste time. It’s about 2 minutes after Zamora found out Toño never had a girlfriend, and Zamora invites three comely lasses into the restaurant. He’s paid them each 300 pesos ($21.00), and Toño can choose his girlfriend. Unfortunately Lulu sees what’s happening, tells the girls they shouldn’t be girlfriends for money, there are much better ways to make money, and marches them right out of the restaurant. Not to be deterred, Zamora makes some remark about Toño’s being cursed, maybe Toño has to be cleansed (looking at his hair), and prepares for his next devious plan.

Candy has a little fear, what if they moved into this house, and things didn’t work out between the two of them, what would happen? She gently chides Pat for buying this house without consulting her. Pat admits she’s right, he’s just so emotional he doesn’t always think before acting (good point!). Candy adds that Meño and Charly would also miss Chava if Chava moved to the new house, and again, Pat agrees. But can he have a special day with Candy, Chava and Beto? Candy’s fine with that, and gives him a little kiss.

Okay, Zamora’s plan to cleanse Toño of evil, anti-novia spirits involves hitting him with a frond of parsley (and other vegetable) greens while holding a smoking flask or mini-torch and yelling “fuera”! Toño has to repeat, “Help me, Mother Earth!” Meño enters to stop the shenanigans, but when Zamora whispers in his ear that Toño has never “made a gol”, Meño joins in the tribal rites.

Santi has written an email response to the malicious email sent to Lucía, and when he asks Luc if anyone at school knows anything yet (no), he realizes who really sent the email, but he doesn’t tell Lucía. He starts hinting about a decision he has made (to marry Marissa), but doesn’t actually tell Lucía. Lucía is in a bad mood, she can’t smile, but a few kind words from Santiago, followed by a fatherly hug and some playful tickles, cheer her up.

Mariloca reads Santi’s email response to her hate-mail. “Mariposa, what you wrote is from a very bad person. You goofed up your name. You’re a cockroach, a rat… not a butterfly. Don’t stain the name of such a noble little animal.” Mari laughs her demented laugh.

We switch to a restaurant, where Pat and Arturo are having another of their talks where they criticize each other, but also get to know and love each other again. Pat wonders what’s up with Gregoria, Art says nothing’s happening yet, but he’d like for something to develop, since the passion went out of his marriage long ago. He always provided his wife and son with everything they needed. Except love and respect, shoots back Pat, but his phone rings, and he has to go. As he leaves, Art dials a number on HIS phone.

We then see Gregoria standing on a little ladder in the restaurant, singing to herself, as Toño taps her from behind (since Greg’s on the ladder, she’s much taller than Toño, to remind us of his one failed girlfriend attempt). Anyway, he has a telephone in his hand, and the call is from Arturo. She doesn’t want to answer.

Bárbara has a new patient. She was fired from her job, and they told her she didn’t have the right image for the company, they only wanted beautiful employees. (Of course, this girl is beautiful, but she’s wearing glasses, a frumpy outfit, and her hair is clumped on her head in the ugliest style imaginable). Bárbara tells her that although the Miracle Institute is dedicated to inner beauty, they can also help with this girl’s makeup, and give her some tips (pronounced “teeps”) for her outer beauty.

Time for the obligatory pull-our-heartstrings segment. One of Chava’s classmates’ mother has died, and Candy is consoling Chava in his bedroom. She tells him he can cry if he wants to (it looks as if our little actor IS trying to cry, but it’s not working too well this time!). Of course, Chava is afraid Candy is going to die. Candy tells him that she’s going to live many, many years, and won’t die until they’re both old, but everyone does have to die. This doesn’t console Chava, so Candy tells him that when she dies, she’ll ask God to send her back as an angel, and she’ll come back and watch over Chava. Chava likes this plan.

Eduardo and Chayo are sitting down to a nice meal, made by Ed, but Chayo has a “little fear”. She went to the ob/gyn, and is wondering about having children. They apparently haven’t been using birth control, but she hasn’t gotten pregnant (remember, they only “do it” once a month). Ed says that some women get pregnant easily, and for others, it takes longer. Chayo is afraid, though, what if she’s sterile? Would Ed leave her for a woman who could give him children? Ed moves in close, gently putting his finger under her chin, he loves her, she is the only woman for him, with or without children, asks her to look into his eyes, and give him a little smile, who’s my little precious, and she says, I am, and smiles.

Chava is no longer afraid, and he’s ready for bed. In pops Pat, as usual happy to greet his champion, and the 3 of them praise each other a little, Chava has the only mom who likes fútbol, and now Pat wants to tell a bedtime story. But Candy reminds him of the big day tomorrow, Chava needs his rest. What big day? Candy tells Chava that tomorrow Pat, Candy, Chava and Beto will have a fun day, to which Chava responds “Super!” Candy asks Pat if Soledad was okay with this, and apparently she was not too thrilled, but gave her permission. Okay, time for bed, but not before Pat teaches them how to do a chain kiss (beso cadenita). Chava kisses Pat, Pat kisses Candy, Candy kisses Chava, around and around. Yaaay!

Downstairs, Arturo has arrived, and Gregoria is trying to get him to leave. He just wants to know if she feels the same way he does. What does she feel? Meño enters, answers for Greg, she feels panic, fear, don’t rush things, why don’t you wait ‘til tomorrow? Art agrees, okay, see you tomorrow, as Meño comforts a timid Gregoria. After Art leaves, Greg and Meño have tea in the kitchen. Gregoria has something she has to let out. She relates how years ago, one night in Mexico City, Arturo delivered Clemente’s paycheck after Clemente had died. Well, did something happen that night? No, of course not, she couldn’t do anything like that, she’s an honorable (digna) woman. Yes, honorable, but without love, says Meño, stirring his tea, and Gregoria has a pensive look.

Speaking of tea and pensive looks, we next see Santi with such a look, as Donato brings him tea. Santi asks Don a question. “How do you view me as a man?” Donato dodges the question with a joke.

At the Abandonados’ Club, membership seems to be down a bit, as we have just three guys, Raúl, Carlo (the one who speaks English a lot) and Miguel. I’m not positive about these other two names. Anyway, Raúl is rambling on about the new colors of his magazine, but our macho guys aren’t interested in that. They miss Santi in the club. Raúl thinks it’s hard, because he’s caught between Santi and Marissa. The others disagree. Raúl has to separate his family life from his macho life. When he’s in the club, it’s all guy, all the time, and no more mention of his other problem. Raúl’s on board, he’s the man, and BOOH HA HA!

Meño and Gregoria are reminiscing. Greg was 16 when she met Meño’s brother. Meño recalls she was not too pretty (!), but she had long braids (trenzas), which Meño envied! Greg didn’t like the braids (her mother’s idea), because they were childish, she wanted to be a woman. What about Clemente? Well, Gregoria felt comfortable with him as her…..master (dueno). Meño doesn’t think that’s right, what about intimacy? Well, her husband was a good man. And you were an honorable woman. But you should feel. And what about Arturo? No way, he’s my in-law (consuegro). But he’s a man, and I know you feel something for him, replies Meño. Gregoria gets up, she’s going to bed. With Arturo? jokes Meño. But he reminds her that one should always dream (se vale soñar). And don’t forget, he adds. My brother is dead. But you are not. As she goes upstairs, he sings of el amor.

It’s morning, and Santi still wants a straight answer from Donato. How does Don view him as a man? Good, bad, decisive, etc., what does he think? Donato chooses et cetera. Huh? Well, Donato really isn’t going to judge, but does think that a man should know where he’s coming and going. And if Santi marries Marissa, where is that going? Donato doesn’t think Santi has thought it through, and is not in favor of suicide. Santi tells Don if he knew why he was marrying Mari, he wouldn’t be so judgmental. There’s this psychologist, and…he’ll explain.

We have a short scene where Chava wants to have messy hair (despeinado), and he, Candy and Pat leave for their special day. Vámanos!

Someone is stroking Santiago’s picture with a red rose. It’s Hortenisa, who is shaken from her reverie by the arrival of Raúl and Carlo at the Clinic. Hort tells them Santi is waiting for them, but Carlo suggests that Raúl go in alone, leaving Carlo to hit on Horti (who looks especially nice today). The guys give each other knowing looks, along with a slap of Raúl’s shoulder by Carlo. As soon as Raúl leaves, Carlo tells Horti she has such beautiful eyes, she can use them as weapons (arma). Carlo wants to fire back. His first shot would be at her eyes. The next, would be her heart. And the third? Just imagine, he says, winking. A lot lower! Horti smiles and playfully slaps our bad boy, saying she doesn’t want to hurt him. Don’t worry about that, replies Carlo, by the way, are you married? She pauses, looks toward Santi, says “not yet”. Are you just about to get married? Again, the look toward Santi’s office, followed by “I hope so!”

In the office, Raúl explains that he wants to be friends with Santi again. The two agree to separate the Marissa problem from their longstanding guy friendship. All right! But Raúl confesses that he does have a little fear. He says “tengo miedo” (I’m afraid), and Santi repeats this a few times in a joking voice. (Apparently when this episode was shown in Mexico, there was a clip on youtube, which the audience found very funny. You can see it here).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7zevPed3Ss

Raúl thinks Santi shouldn’t marry Mari, but Santi says he’s doing it for the well being of his child, don’t worry any further. And no tengas miedo (don’t be afraid) is said a few more times, as the guys are buddies once more.

Our special day is at the amusement park (parque de diversiones). Pat tells the boys they can all act like kids today (which isn’t too difficult for him), and that the rides will be training for them, one day they’ll go parachuting! The boys go on a little ride, leaving the grownups to talk about happy things. Candy tells Pat that as a little girl, her sisters did everything for her, they were all close, and she was never afraid of anything. Pat, on the other hand, did have a scary experience (I didn’t quite understand the details, maybe he was lost at the fair or something).

We have a short scene in which Carlo and Hortensia exchange phone numbers, and Carlo asks if Santi or Raúl have any objections to his using the clubhouse to seduce Horti (they don’t).

Back at the fair, we have tonight’s key scene. Pat, Candy, Beto and Chava are eating cotton candy, playing a carnival game in which the boys try to throw a wiffle ball and make it land in some little holes. Of course, in real life, these things are usually fixed, and it’s just about impossible to win, but our little champions have no problem winning some big stuffed animals (the music is playing the song of Jesse y Joy (Espacio Sideral, where she says Quisiera Ser un Superhéroe – would that I could be a superhero), as Pat tells the boys they’re superheroes. And then Beto innocently asks, “Why isn’t my Mom here?” (Oooops). Chava says Pat doesn’t love her. Beto asks if it’s true. Pat starts fumbling around, there are different kinds of love, he loves the boys as his sons, and you two love each other as friends. Candy adds that Beto’s mom and Pat are friends, too, like you and Chava, see? Beto wants Pat to love his Mom. Pat says they love each other, but as friends, and they both love Beto as his parents. Beto wants them to live with him. Pat has no answer for this, tells the boys to go play, asks Candy for help. She can’t help him, though. As a matter of fact, she doesn’t really understand why THEY’RE living together. Simple, replies Pat, I love you, I adore you. Well, that’s the problem, replies Candy. I LIKE you, but I don’t know if I LOVE you. (Double oooops). Pat is impactado, Candy tries to explain she didn’t mean it, it just slipped out, but methinks the damage was done.

After the commercial, we’re back in the restaurant, for some more of Zamora’s hijinks. He sits Lulu down to judge who has the better jokes, Merengue or Tonito. Merengue is first. “There once was a woman who was so fat, that to embrace the new year, she had to start with September!” Now Tonito. “How does my fly resemble other flies?” Both have (I missed this one – if anyone heard, please fill in – could it have something to do with vodka?). Back to Merengue. “Friend, you’ve drunk so much, you look blurred (borroso)”. And finally Tonito, “How does a drunk resemble a genie? Every time there’s a bottle, he appears!” Lulu declares the contest a tie, they should do the show together, and she even has a joke of her own. How is a man like a bottle of beer? How? Well, from the neck up, there’s nothing but air! Badabing!

At the amusement park, Pat’s still upset about what Candy said, and she’s sorry, it just slipped out, he should forget about it and have fun. He and the boys go on a kiddie motorcycle ride (for 4-7 year olds, probably), and Pat, his baseball cap on backwards, enjoys being 7 again.

Raúl and Marissa are in a restaurant having dessert and coffee. Raúl lays down the law – stopping Candy’s column is costing him money, a lot of money. The public loves it, lots of letters are coming in. The radio show is also a success. Mari wants him to cancel it, Candy took away her marriage, her life, should she just say, here, Candy, take the work, the fame, the money? It’s totally different, replies, Raúl. This is business. Fine, says Mari, I’ll buy the space (in the magazine). No! says Raúl. The readers chose Candy, and I did, too.

Back in the restaurant, Toño struggles to help Zamora get his boot off. He finally succeeds, both of them crashing to the floor, just as Soledad enters. She walks past our fools to talk to Meño. He wants to encourage the Zamora/Soledad pairing, but she wants to talk about something else. When is Meño going to give her some of the restaurant’s earnings?! Meño is taken aback, it’s his restaurant. Soledad reminds him that Beto and Chava are the owners now. Meño won’t let the mother of the owner run his restaurant. No, she doesn’t want to run it, just wants to know about the money that should be paid to her son. Meño doesn’t like this at all, but she’ll have to ask Patricio directly, and if he says okay, Meño won’t oppose it.

Eduardo is in therapy with Bárbara. He’s rambling on and on about some of his past lovers, and Bárbara has fallen asleep from his boring narrative. Ed finally notices, goes over to her on the couch, moves in close to her face to wake her up, tries to rouse her, and in typical novela fashion, just as it sort of looks as if he’s hugging or kissing her (which of course he’s not), who should enter? Chayo.

Monday: Alicia, after telling Candy how’s she’s going to adopt, floats the idea of all of them living in a big house together. Wouldn’t that be fun?


Vocabulario:

Tips – tips :-), as in fashion tips
Beso cadenita – a chain kiss
Digna – honorable, or worthy
Trenzas – braids
Arma – weaponry
Se vale soñar – don’t be afraid to dream, or it’s worth it to dream

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First of all, somebody please post this to the sidebar. Thanks.

Secondly, I feel like I’m jumping out of a plane without a parachute since this is a totally YouTube version. I’m hoping I’ll have Univision working by next week. Anyway, I’m a caption junkie – so please feel free to fill in anywhere.

Lili is screaming for Ciro because Dr. Demented is going to give her Electroshock therapy. She screams and screams, and Dr. D says, Lili, you won’t feel any pain. Meanwhile Ciro, the mad scientist who is locked in his room, sets up what looks like a giant Molotov cocktail. While Dr. D and crew are working on Lili – Ciro sets off the bomb. Lucky Lili sets herself free. The asylum is in chaos. Ciro apparently blew himself out of the second floor window and is laid out on the grass below. Dr.D looks horrified. Smoke billows from the asylum. We hear heavenly music as a very confused Lili escapes.

Back at the office Fernanda is meeting with Gonzo, Damian, Anibal and Camilo (the Confederacy of Dunces) about Grupo Lactos, and Damian’s inability to seal the deal. Camilo jokes about the disaster of Damian’s trip and Gonzo tells him it is no joking matter. Gonzo puts it on Anibal to explain what happened– he gives all types of explanation, but really can’t explain it. Barb gloats to herself and notes how stupid Anibal is and what a silly thing Fernanda is because Fernanda still thinks she can go on with her project.

Lili, conveniently wearing a sweat suit, runs along the road.

Fernanda talks to Damian. What a pair of love birds – she’s in a strapless day number. Their chat ends with Damian talking about when they have children, a kiss goodbye, she gets on the elevator and he gets a strange look on his face. Has this marriage been consummated yet?

Anibal and Gonzo argue – Anibal says things are what they are, why am I to blame? He seems to always be the idiot and he’s tired of it. Gonzo wants solutions. Anibal says they need Franco Sontoro – he wants his help. They need another opportunity. Anibal winges that he’s the only one who really cares about the corporation. He also wants his sister’s help with PowerMilk and that Camilo needs to go to Franco Santoro’s house, too. Gonzo tells him to do it.

Barb and Damian talk about PowerMilk, but the most important thing she wants to talk about is Fernanda. El hijo de Soledad is about to arrive. So, what’s the big deal? Barb tells him it may be a threat to his marriage.

Erika and Nanda have a girl chat on the telephone. Erika has her hair wrapped in a towel and something smeared over her face. Erika tells her she has a new love and Fernanda wants to know where he came from. Erika says you’ll see Then Nanda asks her if she knows who has arrived. Nanda says Eduardo, and Erika is a little surprised. Nanda wants to see him face to face. Erika wants to know why Nanda wants to waste her time on such a bad dude as him? She wants to look him in the eyes to convince herself that such a sweet kid turned into such a cruel man.

Ed, from his car, is talking to Anibal. He mentions “buying” a beautiful horse. Anibal wants to know if Ed knows something and what he’s talking about. Ed says he has no idea. He’s had a complicated day. Anibal wants to see him as soon as possible (about his offer). Ed suggests they meet later – Anibal says of course. Ed wants to meet with Anibal and Camilo to let them know his decision. Anibal says he can count on that.

Anibal tells his secretary to call Camilo and tell him he needs to see him asap.

Damian meets with Barb and says what you’re saying is absurd. Apparently, the marriage hasn’t been consummated. She says make it happen today. She wants him to have control over Fernanda – and when Nanda is his, that’s going to happen. He says Nanda isn’t a woman who is easily manipulated. Barb mentions his weakness – it’s easier than you think. She has to get control over Fernanda because she thinks that Nanda is the only person who can cause her real problems. Damian says – what then – she says when the Elizaldes are ruined, they’ll have control of the company. For that reason they should not accept any help from Franco Santoro. Damian again says what then? She says, you and me – and they grab each other and mash faces in what looks like a painful kiss.

Santi is painting in his room when Aurora enters and slams the door and interrupts the flow of his creative juices. She’s got laundry – he tries to tell her she shouldn’t be doing this. She says it’s the least she can do cuz when she lived with Dominga she did laundry for the nuns and ironed. He keeps saying, here, no, but she goes on and on and then leaves.

Camilo goes to Anibal’s office where Anibal begins to tell him about meeting with Franco and what a jerk Camilo is and that he just uses the company for his pleasure. Camilo wants to know what do you expect, I’m a fun loving little pervert and this is what you get. They talk about the horse that Franco has and that he wants his support in giving his opinion about the animal he’s going to buy. Camilo wants to know who brought the animal. Anibal doesn’t know. Maybe from some contacts Santoro has in the U.S. In the end, Anibal wants Camilo’s help in fixing the mess that Damian made with PowerMilk. Camilo thinks this is funny. I’d like to wipe that smile off his face. Camilo is happy to meet with them this evening because he’ll have a good excuse not to appear at Fernanda’s dinner with Erika. They agree and Camilo exits laughing.

Prissy looks happy and says that today she’ll find out if she’s pregnant. She’ll wait a respectable period of time, but she can’t wait to tell everyone that she’s expecting a baby. She goes to her purse and looks for the fertility test results. Natch, she can’t find the envelope. But we know where it is. She searches frantically in the desk and other drawers. The maid enters with towels. Break

Back at the ranch Priscilla is still frantically searching for the fertility report, and she asks the maid if she saw a white envelope when she was making up her room. Prissy is beside herself. Of course the maid knows nothing, and Prissy thanks her. She thinks and thinks where can it be and then she has a flashback to Vlad’s place and the phone call when she reached for her cell and her purse flipped over. Dios mio, says she. Right you are, girlfriend. Vlad is also flashing back, with great pleasure.

At the asylum Dr. Demented realizes his goose is cooked if he doesn’t find Lili and sends the two male orderlies out to find her. He has a fake book with a flask in it. He reaches in, removes the flask and has a drink when Adolfina knocks on the door. He conceals the flask and talks to her. He questions her about what happened and realizes that there was no accident. The whole bombing thing was done by Ciro (who got the stuff from an “almacen”???) on purpose to allow Lili to escape.

At the hacienda Fernanda and the maid are setting the table for the big “Erika” dinner tonight. Enter Santiago, stage left.

Santiago says she’s preparing a banquet for a nightmare named Camilo Elizalde. Fernanda asks him where is his “esposa” and if he’s falling in love. He says that’s a good question.

Outside, Camilo drives up, sees Aurora, says hello and at her obvious nervousness tells her to relax. He circles her like a vulture. He claims to be as tender as a little son. He says, tell me something, how did a girl as pretty as this rose end up with a jerk like Santiago. She says he is the most dear man in the whole world which sends Camilo, the jackal, into paroxysms of laughter.

Fernanda is still supervising the table setting. They forgot the flowers. She and Santi start talking about Eduardo. Santi thinks Ed has good reason to visit. She still doesn’t think he has ever given her a second thought and asks Santi do you know how many letters I wrote to him that he never answered. Santi is not giving up and says, go ahead look him in the eyes and ask your questions. Aurora enters looking unhappy. Camilo has followed her and says Santiago, your girlfriend. Learn about your little girlfriend. You’re in danger of losing such a beautiful woman if you leave her alone. The sleaze ball walks out laughing. Aurora looks sadly at Santi.

Ed/Franco is sneaking into Adolfina’s office. She walks in and goes into shock when he says “Buenos tardes.”

Erika is talking to her father on the phone. She thanks him for the gift – he tells her it was the best. Mama wants to talk to her – Erika tells her all is well. Mommy passes on the good word that after the Congreso, they are going to Paris. Mommy asks her about Fernanda’s wedding and Erika flashes back to seeing Camilo with Natasha and being beaten up by him. Erika lies and tells her mother it was a lot of fun and that it was all very pretty. Daddy sends his regards to Gonzo and all the family. Erika says she’s going to the Elizalde’s this very night. Mom asks if she’s going to see Camilo and Erika says no, mom, I’m going to introduce my new boyfriend. Mom is surprised.

Ed is asking Adolfina about Lili. Adolfina tells him about the bomb and that Lili is gone. That she took advantage of the confusion to escape. Lili is gone.

Ed wants to know if she’s sure. Adolfina assures him that they’ve looked for Lili everywhere and that she thinks the whole purpose of the bomb was to allow Lili to escape. Adolfina wants him to leave, but he keeps questioning him and tells him that Ciro treated Lili like his own daughter. She says he has to leave. Lili wasn’t supposed to have visitors – so he’s got to leave or else she’ll get in trouble. He says, one more thing. Does the Elizalde family know. She says not yet because if the family finds out, everyone who works at the asylum will be in big trouble. Ed writes something on a paper that he gives to Adolfina.

Lili is wandering on a road. A big truck comes by and beeps at her. She obviously hasn’t been in traffic for a while.

Prissy visits Vlad – what a surprise to see you he says. I came ‘cause I’m lonely. He asks her if she wants a drink. She starts looking around for the paper while his back is turned. He smiles his Cheshire cat smile at her. She says, Vladmir, we have to talk.

Ed is at a hospital, stops a nurse and asks where is the room of Ciro Palafox? She says he can’t have visitors and that he is very bad. He’s talking about Liliana – his wife or daughter. Ed pretends to be a doctor. She asks him if he’s Dr. Obregon. He says, “yes.” He calls the nurse “senorita” and she gives him a smile and her name. Sofia – he says, I’d like to see Ciro – she says with great pleasure, takes his hand and leads him down the hall.


Prissy and Vlad discuss their relationship. She says there could never be anything between them. He says you deserve a man who loves and cares for you, like me. She wants out gracefully, but, Vlad isn’t willing to forget so fast. She says she can’t see him anymore. He’s never seen a woman like her. She pulls away and looks puzzled.

Dr. Demented enters the hospital and is stopped by a guard. He wants to see a patient in intensive care. The guard asks if he’s a doctor. He says yes and pulls out his ID. The guard lets him pass. Meanwhile Ed is being suited up by a nurse – germs, you know. Sofia notices his biceps and triceps. What a flirt. He even gets a hat and mask and gloves. Looks like he’s going to operate. The other nurse leads him in. Sofia says she couldn’t ask for a more handsome doctor.

Ed, the imposter, enters Ciro’s room. He says he understands that Sr. Palafox is conscious. The new nurse tells him he’s sleeping now and hands him Ciro’s chart and offers him any help he might need. Ed gets down by Ciro and says, Ciro, its Eduardo Suarez, enemigo of the Elizaldes. Ciro opens his eyes. Dr. Demented now arrives at intensive care while Ed asks Ciro if he know about Lili. Ciro says, “si.” Ciro says something unintelligible. Ed keeps asking, where is she?

Lili has arrived at some town and takes a break. Ciro says not important and calls her mi hija. Ed says everyone is looking for her. Ciro says look in my pants. Ed pushes the button for the nurse.

Dr. Demented is told he needs a pass to enter and that somebody else is visiting Ciro now and Dr. D wants more information. Somebody is visiting my patient, Ciro, now? She answers the phone to what is obviously a personal call. Ed tells the nurse that he needs Ciro’s pants while Dr. D insists that the nurse tell him who is visiting Ciro – she can’t tell him. Ed looks at the stuff the nurse brought in and Ciro says he’s tired of it all. Ed goes through Ciro’s pants, finds the white pawn/queen??? and reads the paper. He’s shocked. We can tell by the look in his eyes. He realizes his mother wrote it. Ed now knows The Secret.

Ciro talks to Ed and says that the bomb was necessary to free Liliana and that this will also be his liberation. Meanwhile Ciro’s vitals are declining. Ed calls out to Ciro. Dr. D is having fits of anxiety. Nurse tells nurse Sofia that Dr. D wants to see the patient. Sofia asks him if he’s a doctor. Dr. D says he’s not just any doctor, he’s the patient’s doctor. She tells him the doctor is already there. Dr. D is getting more agitated. That’s impossible – is he in there. Sofia says just a minute – remember the biceps and triceps? Dr. D yells I’m Ciro’s doctor, me, me. He’s my responsibility. She says wait, wait.

Ed says Ciro, wait, wait. Meanwhile Nurse Sofia tells Dr. D to stop, stop; he can’t enter. Dr. Demented pulls his ID out. Sofia apologizes and says she couldn’t imagine such a thing. Ed hears the commotion.

Ciro flatlines.
Avances – Prissy finds out she’s pregnant. Is Lili at the mud wrestling hut? Barb meets with Aurora. Nanda wants to know the name of the “galan” accompanying Erika

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Facundo tells Sapo that DB doesn't have half the money or power he has. Sapo says that DB's hate is more powerful than 20 armed men. Sapo describes to Facundo (and we see) all the horrible ways that DB killed the other four rapists. He says that he got this information from the late BP.

Gonzalo makes a big boo boo and tries to order Marisela to return to San Fernando with him. She tells him in no uncertain terms that no one tells her what to do and if he thinks he can order her around, he can have his ring back. Here, Gonzalo apologizes for his temerity and puts the ring on Marisela's finger again.

Juan Primito returns to El Miedo to get clean clothes for DB and Melquiades. He finds the Mondragon tribe holding the Altamira vaqueros at gunpoint. He tells them that Leoncia and Celeste are at Altamira but that he doesn't know where DB is.

After losing the baby, DB goes to the river to clean herself up.

Poor Melquiades is devasted at DB's loss of the baby.

He starts to become concerned when DB starts behaving as if shewere still pregnant.

Gonzalo also apologizes to the boat captain for interfering with his duties. The boat captain accepts the apology and shakes Gonzalo's hand but you can see that he is not really convinced that Gonzalo is a good guy.

Santos has no success in convincing Antonio that Sapo was responsible for attacking El Miedo or that Gonzalo is involved with him.

DB returns to Altamira. She is sweet and tender to Marisela who is obviously surprised. DB says that she doesn't need any medical attention and claims that all is well with the baby.

Los Mondragon are reunited with Leoncia and Celeste. DB tells them not to bother the people at Altamira but to go and stay at Danger's house. She says that tomorrow they will start repairing El Miedo.

Antonio tells Cecilia that he has to return to San Fernando because Lucia is alone in the hospital. Cecilia says that she is on vacation from her school and offers to spend time with Lucia and bring Tonito to see her. Antonio is grateful.

Melquiades tells Eustaquia that DB lost the baby but is either pretending that she didn't or really believes that she is still pregnant. He tells Eustaquia that whatever is going on with DB, they must say nothing about it to anyone.

Santos is making his ususal pitch about their need to be together to Marisela...

..when DB comes downstairs all radiant to say that she has just felt the baby move ('mi bébé me acaba de dar su primera patadita,' literally, 'my baby just gave me its first little foot').

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Mari thanks Santi for coming back to (losing) his senses. She’ll take care of the sensible wedding and he won’t have to lift a finger. The first thing she does is call her brother to let him know. She says of course she’s going to marry him, she looooves him. Whatever.


Meno teases Greg about liking her daughter’s pa- in law, or her co-inlaw. My reception wacked out a little here but he makes a joke about her walking around like with her head in the clouds, and he mimics ringing noises, but she says the only one who’ll be hearing bells is him when she whacks him with the pot she‘s holding. She thinks she’s too old for such a thing and he makes a joke about not letting the spider webs grow on it. Feel free to imagine what "it" could be in this scenario.

Candy comes to visit the mansion and promises Ma she'll get her money back, Ma isn't worried and agrees to let Candi talk to Lu. She begs Lu to come to the institute to teach kids because she could save their lives. Lu finally agrees. Charlie is at the institute already with Barb and she tells him he needs a specialist (infectologist?) right away and so he agrees to contact the one they work with there. Thank goodness, finally some treatment efforts!

Candi shows up at the institute to find that Pato has sent pink roses. He’s waiting in her office and tells her he wants to invest in her Institute, he thinks her loan is going to be expensive, but he‘ll only costs kisses. She doesn’t want his money because this is her own creation, her project and she wants to do it on her own. Pato finally leaves that subject and instead tries to convince her to take off a day. Just one day, this week. She says after the inauguration she will.

Grego is dressed up and on the phone thanking someone for watching Chava and then talking to Candi that she’s on her way but as she is about to leave Arti shows up and wants her to go for coffee. She can’t obviously, but he offers to take her to where she needs to go. She gets a face.


Everyone is dressed up for the inaugural party and they decide that the name for the institute will be MILAGROS. They do chick high fives.

Marta, I guess, is the first guest and shows up with her HUSBAND. Candi is glad they are there. Smart hubby wonders how she came before if the opening is today. Candi explains it’s really a reopening about the name change and that they are going to specialize a little more in “sexuality.” Huh. This earns ominous looks from Marta and Lucio.

Horty is getting a treatment from Santi, some botox maybe? She wants him to take the cost out of her salary but he said he doesn’t charge friends. She tries to “refine” that definition with him, He says they are more than friends, but not lovers, brother and sister perhaps. She begs for his pardon and when he asks why, she grabs him and smooches him.

Just then Lalo shows up and sees it, and screams bloody murder! Santi runs out telling him he saw nothing and slapping him out of his reaction. Lalo like the good machista slaps back. Horty just smiles. Lalo finally calms down and goes to leave saying he‘s on his way to the grand reopening. Horty is beaming through the window but Santi tells her this will cost her (cobrar) which also means “cover” and so I think in this play on words she begs him to please cover (cobrar) her…:)

Thus Santi finds out about the reinauguration.


The Mariachis are playing the Tontas no Van al Cielo song, Greg sheepishly shows up with Arti, and Pato greets them. Candi begins to announce to everyone how the new center will dedicate itself to feelings and everyone being loyal to what they feel, as this is what truly matters. Huh? So if you are feeling like sleeping with your neighbor’s wife and then feel like you should steal his flat screen TV you should just run with that? Oh, maybe I’m missing some thing here. Then again maybe not because I realized Santi had that same idea later.

Anyway, Santi is missing something too as he shows up and announces to the crowd that this institute doesn’t come through with what they say they will do for you. He walks right up to Candi and claims it’s a joke, and then congratulates her in front of everyone and wishes her much success once he realizes no one laughed. On his way out he passes out his business card to everyone.

She takes him aside and Pato gears up to claim his territory. Before Pato arrives we learn Santi was a little bent because he didn’t get invited to the purple institute and he refers tons of clients to her! When Pato arrives, the pissing match starts, but it turns out that Candi wants to talk to Santi so shakes off Pato for now. Meno begs everyone to come and dance and tells Pato Candi knows how to defend herself.


Dancing ensues at the party.

Santi and Candi discuss that Pato is staying in her house but not her bed. Candi discusses that he’s marrying Mari. Santi thinks she’s jealous and insists that she loves him not Pato. Everyone pops in to check out their conversation.

Obviously I thought this was pretty funny. I think Jacquie flubs a line here calling Santi Pato, but he covers reminding her Pato is the one on the couch not him and the cameras keep on rolling.




We are flashed the building with the name Tower of Iron where Mari lives … she’s practicing her breathing and ignoring a call from Ali when the doorbell rings and surprise it’s Ali. They both warn each other about backing out of their deal.

Back at the mansion, Ma wants the nieto living with them, but more importantly wants her son happy. She asks him who is obligating him to do this marriage. He says he’s talked to a lot of folks and they all convinced him he’s doing what he needs to protect his child.

Candi stands in the entryway again and this time has flashbacks to times with Pato being cute and loving to what seemed like a rather loud La Quinta Estacion’s “Yo” until she sees Santi singing mariachi to her and curses that the Dr. Plastico always ends up in the middle. Pato finally comes out and wonders what she was talking about with him. Pato admits to being jealous, but sends it off dolor style and invites Candi to have a tequila.

In the meantime Barb drags Candi off to therapy thinking she looks happy but appears to still be sad inside. Barb wants Candi to admit what she felt when Santi kissed her on the cheek. She says fine it felt nice, but she wants to give Pato another chance.

Santi chats with Donato about safety changes to the mansion and changing those horribly dangerous plants. Now there’s a challenge, baby proofing a mansion. Life is sure tough. Donato too wants to see his boss happy and worries about the real reason for the safety excess.


Chayo interrupts to tell Candi that a girl is in her office wanting to talk only to the woman who writes the column. This girl, Aurora, wants help because she boffed her man, then he never talked to her again. Chayo keeps interjecting how men are all the same and Candi tries to chill that sentiment repeatedly so as not to jade the poor young gal.

Ma shows up to tell Mari if she messes with the son or grandson, she’ll answer to her. Mari mocks her. Ma is not amused and tells her she knows Santi doesn’t love her so why is she insisting on this.

Santi is going overboard making the house safe. He’s putting up gates, despite the kid not being able to walk or even crawl for at least a year.

The girl wronged goes to chew out boy with the entire institute in tow. He snips at her to come in so they can finish it once and for all and wonders what the heck all these other gals are doing. Candi tells her it’s her decision, and Aurora ends up deciding to tell him she’s not a rug to be trampled and to go and find some other doormat. She leaves with her support crew in tow.

Santi tells Mari to withdraw her money from the institute and instead put it into trust for their son, he just doesn't want any partners anymore.

Pato leaves Candi an envelope giving her directions somewhere. She tells Lulu she’s afraid if things don’t work out and what she would tell her son and she has regrets about involving him. Lulu very sensibly replies that she should just tell him things didn’t work out with his Pa, he'll still be Pa and end of story.

Lalo is imagining making out with Barb. She gives him a pin and says each time he thinks about being with another woman he needs to prick himself. He does this twice while in her office and declares it hurts and yes, it works.


Candi goes to an address, it looks like an empty house. A nice BIG empty house. In the meantime Lu gets a mean e-mail that everyone in school will learn you went out with a guy that has AIDS. Santi learns this and tells her they'll find out who did it and take care of it. Earlier we saw Mari penning that e-mail.

Turns out the house Candi and Pato are touring with champagne is going to be their house for their family.... impactada, and cut.

Labels: Tontas

Buenas Noches y Feliz Dia de Tontos

Errika grins through her bruises at Franco, You wanted a horse and now you have one. And now your part of the bargain is to go to the Elizaldes tonight. A deal is a deal. He smiles, If this will let you get even (desquitarte de) Camilo, you can count on me.
Fernanda speculates how Eduardo is playing games having arrived yesterday but she hasn't seen him yet.
Speaking of playing, we switch to the stud on a stud showing us how to dance. [surely one of my favorite games] Errika sits on the grass bank enjoying the view with us. She rushes forward to grab a kiss saying she is just practicing (ensayando) for tonight, she is thrilled to add, so you will come by for me at 8pm?

Jacinto grabs his trusty bike, wait, yells Gardenia. He tells her to hurry up he has to get going. She says if this Franco has offered me work can I go with you. You and Margarita are the people I love most. I don't know if I want to live so far from you [like 5 minutes on a bike?] They ride together on his bike, he tells her to hold on tight so you won't get thrown off (veras azotas)

Ciro smiles down from his window at Liliana in the garden then he carries water a water jug to the desk, moves big pieces of aluminum foil from the bed springs, folds them into wads puts them into the water jug to make them float with his physics book nearby. What is this he is making? I'm not sure either.

The maid from the hacienda ask Margarita where Jacinto is, Fernanda wants to see him they are all waiting for this so and so (Fulano) to appear. Margarita says, Jacinto is gone until later then she decides to go to the hacienda to check on what Fernanda wants.

Dr. Friesminds continues beguiling Liliana by the fountan, we live in this hell the two of us, We have the fear the same person. We are both prisoners (presos), let's talk heart to heart. Finally are you going to tell me what I have been asking? Lili shakes her head yes. See it is easy to tell me all you told your sister. Then I will forget about the electric shocks. Liliana starts in a shaky voice, I told her that Barbara is a hyena because she is an animal that laughs while she kills. The employees at the hacienda all call her that. The white pawn will advance, her coronation is near. Dr. F, wheedles, you are trying my patience . Sshortly after, he is talking to Barbara who seems to enjoy telling her what Lili said about the Hyena. Tell me something I don't already know, she snaps. Dox tells her Lili is reluctant (renuente) to speak. Barbara gets to repeat, then roast her brain

Jacinto presents his sister-in-law (suegra) to Franco, Gardenia Campillo is at your service, she gushes (I would too) Jacinto finishes the introduction but she hesitates, I feel like I have known you before. Both men look alarmed but smooth as velvet, Franco smiles enigmatically.

Gardenia counters Ed saying you look like someone I have seen before too. How curious, says Franco to Jacinto's surprise. Gardenia fills in with her own explanation, it seems that the because of TV we have about 7 people that looks like us. Franco even more brazen adds, I have seen you somewhere. She insists, but I have never left this village. The Franco proposes, the first who discovers where they have seen the other has to buy tacos. Miss Spunky counters, with drinks and everything? It's a deal (trato hecho). As we go to break the black stallion is snaking the white mare. How beautiful to watch.

Wait here Margarita, while I advise Miss, I mean Mrs. Fernanda that you are here, says the maid going up stairs. BOW walks out of her office and accosts Margarita, what are you looking for here? Fernanda. You don't need to act so haughty (altanera) with me. Gardenai is not working here, But Jacinto still works here and if Fernanda wants me I am going to come to her.

Just as Barbara grabs Margarita's arm and is marching her out the door, Fernanda descends the stairs asking Barbara, Why are you running Margarita off? Why do you want to see her? We see Fernanda look more open eyed at Barbara than before wondering why this inquisition about her private affairs.

Gardenia is panting but a bit frightened, what is it you want me to do? Be my personal assistant. she stands up this isn't right. He smoothly adds, It's nothing hard. You will answer the phones, buy things for the house, and guard my back. What to you mean? Franco, says you are to be my eyes when I can't see and my ears when I can't hear. Jacinto gave you the best reference as the person most trustworthy after Margarita, do you know her? Well sure she is my sister. He then gives her one condition, if you take what I offer you, you can not go near the Elizalde's hacienda. You (or they) would ring my neck (retorcer pescuezo) she smiles. And he adds sternly, never, never ask questions. Are you prepared to (dispuesta) carry out (cumplir) this condition? She is so blown away by the generous salary she bobbles her pretty curls enthusiastically.

Barb is running interference, why did you call Margarita , to ask her if she sent the flowers. Nanda says she doesn't believe it was Margarita. Barbara sheds three crocodile tears and says it ruined all my plans to give you the wedding reception of your dreams.

Gardenia promises to keep quiet, my lips will be sealed (pico de cera). yes she can't believe her luck, and I can't believe she can really be quiet . You can start today, go get your things so you can move in. He has to tell her to pull the door in.

Ed says to Jacinto, I have a date to go to the Elizaldes, I will see Fernanda today.

Margarita assures Fernanda we are not the kind of people who would enjoy doing hurtful things. We care for you and respect you. Nanda say, I know Margarita says, but Barbara thinks it was us. Yes I know that it wasnt' you and I know who it was.

Priscila is trying to get performance out of Anibal. He has to work, he has the apology cena and another mouth full of excuses. She says we have our business to conclude it is the best day of the month. It is important that we make love today. We can copulate to continue the species. She even evokes the priest's summons to procreate. They argue about when he will return and how she doesn't want to be kept awake too late. Her final salvo, If you don't comply, I will give my family all the information they need to bring an end your good name.

Fernanda expresses her anguish to Margarita, Eduardo didn't even come to his Mother's funeral. She is sure it is he who sent the flowers. Margarita tries to say gently, but he lives in the US Fernanda, counters with a telephone call and a credit card, it could be done from there. Then she adds, The Song played by the orchestra to start the dance, only Eduardo could have asked for it. She remembers the private song and the wedding dance ruined. Yeah, some one could have colluded with Eduard. Margarita says, but he loved you and Sr. Gonzo. I know but he has changed so much He is the only one that could have done it and I know he is the only one that could have moved his mother out of the cemetery. Break

When we went to the cemetery to exhume Soledad's remains to move her to the family mausoleum, the grave was empty. This is too much for the tender Margarita.

Jacinto asks about the magnificent horse.You will win all the shows (ferias) Eduardo says, this is to impress the Elizaldes and to invoke envy in Camilo . But this horse cost you millions. No this horse is loaned. But how are you going to use him? By getting the best trainer in the valley and when you have trained him his price will double. I am going to present the Elizaldes with my future novia. WHO? Erika Astorga, the ex novia of the disgraceful Camilho.

Speaking of the disgraced one, the sleeping Caml gets a rude call from big brother. We need your presence immediately at the company . the meeting is extraordinary and you must be here immediately.

Nanda pleads with Margarita, you will be the first to know when Eduardo comes and promise when he comes that you and Jacinto will advise me immediately . I thought he was he best man in the world and now he is the most perverse.

Vlad finally finds the envelope with the lab results addressed to Anibal Elizalde Rivera.

At home Pris is adjusting her earring and sees the call coming in from Vladimir but she doesn't need his stuff now. [Mark this event, it will be a big mistake on Prisci's part.]

Gardenia swoons, you can't imagine how beautiful the Las Animas is inside. She is even more excited about the big salary and I can't appear at the hacienda. Margarita keeps sweeping and asks Gardenia what her answer was. I won't go even if they wring my neck.

How does Jacinto know this gentleman? Margarita tries to calm her flighty sister, Your problem is that you want to know everything and meddle in everything. Not to be dampened, Gardenia jumps to the next thing, I feel like I have seen my new boss somewhere. Can I give you advice? . Dedicate yourself to your work and don't ask so much. Gardenia says she won't be loose lipped (boqui floja) We have a bet about tacos and I am going to win. [Why aren't we convinced that Gardenia will be circumspect or even knows the concept of tact.]

Damian the doomed arrives home at the hacienda. greets his Peque, I am here! Why didn't you tell me you were coming today? I had to see my brand new (flamante) wife. and I talked to Anibal earlier, didn't he tell you? No, Well, how did it go. Anibal wants me in the office, but first I had to come to the hacienda, I missed you so much. Something went wrong? I have to go in to the office now. She immediately agrees, I will go with you.

Gonzo is asking Anibal why Nanda wasn't told that Damian was arriving. I thought it was important that he come here to report and besides he has time to be bored later. Barbara says, you don't need to condemn your sister to the same unhappiness that you live in.

Camilo bumbles in irritated, haven't you started yet? Okay brother why was it important that I get here so early . Anibal explains, I don't 'have a crystal ball to see when Damhim's airplane will land.

Cami what can I do that we couldn't have done over the phone. Gonzo, in a non-sequiter to his useless son, Have respect for BOWbara, She says it is a fact (hecho) that we are having the supper (cena) tonight to apologize to Errika. It isn't important. Can't I end things with her. You should be burning with shame for how you did it, but Gonzo says, you will apologize to her in front of the entire family . Pow, Cami suddenly decides it is a good idea and he Will be very punctual. Barbara smiles her special gottcha sucker smile when Gonzo lays into his boys on her behalf.

Back at teh Factor Prexoa lab, Pris asks, Are you sure that with this blood test you can tell me if I am pregnant or not in less than 24 hours? The nurse says, you can find out tomorrow morning. No, i need to know now! Well, it will cost more. Okay says Pris who can't wait any longer.

Back at the horse arena, Margarita says Eduardo is accused of sending the flowers. Ed admits it with a shrug, Why did you do that and is it true that it was you who snatched your Mother's remains out of her grave? Jacinto happy with the horse, bithely brags, he turns like Tlaconete. He does everything but talk.

Eduardo says finally to Margarita, you don't know the bad things they did to my mother and others and it is time to put the brakes (freno) on this evil.

Margarita is too troubled, this is a macabre thing and you can't count on me any more. She stomps off.

Prisc gets her test and heads down the hall to the lab.

Nanda and Damian the damned come in, BOW want to know if Ed has called. Nanda reports that, she knows he is in the country and coming to the village today. Anibal does his premature conjecturing what happened on Dam's trip.

BAR tries seem as if all her efforts are to clear up the meeting so Damian and Nanda can enjoy their honeymoon. YEA we all know who is going to enjoy that little moment. Break

Anibal reads the letter saying he will have to translatie directly from the English. (faster than I can for sure)
How did it go. no answer from the water guzzling Damian. break

Finally with everyone's nails digging into the table, Damian is silent, they gave me this letter to give to you. This was a disappointing (delsalentador) encounter revealing the bad situation economically Franco had made a good presentation about Lactos but now we have seen the updated (actualizada) information We can not formalize (concretizar) the deal with Grupo Lactos at this time , signed Steve Norton.
Steve's Letter No can do

Ed talks to Jacinot about Lili the only one whe has recognized him and she is in the asylum and in grave danger. Well she is crazy no she isn't We have to get he out of there and she kows How can I talks Marg in to helpsin so we can get Lili out of there.

Ciro gets locked in his room by the attendant taking his food tray and he knows Liliana is in danger.

Back to Dr. FryBrains, you are a very crafty (mañoso) patient. I know you are not crazy. You have just been drugged for years and are perhaps dulled (embotado) . The crazy one is Barbara. Liliana pleads for him to let her go. You have no chance (no tener a pelo) . You and I are both trapped in this asylum . He takes out his big syringe, You choose, I give you this to relax and loosen your tongue or ... Lili avoids him, hits the syringe out of his hand and he yells she is trying his patience. She yells even louder, help me Ciro, help me . They struggle and she has strength he yells for help and the guards come in to rescue the doctor. He orders them to carry her to the electric shock room.

Next Barbara assures Damian with kisses and caresses, someone who has been so faithful to me will take possession of all the benefits/riches of the Elizaldes and for our triumph we will celebrate in a paradise.

CamilHo hits on Aurora asking her why does she see anything in Santi. . Damian want to escape asking when will all this end? but apparently Lili really does try to escape. Eduardo shows up at asylum to find out from nurse that Lili has fled. Run Lili, Run!!




VOCABULARY _ VOCABULARIO, LÉXICO:

Desquitarse - To get even, to obtain satisfaction

Ensayando - Rehearsing or practicing

Fulano - So and so or some guy

Fulano, zutano y mengano - Tom, Dick and Harry

Preso/a - Prisoner

Renuente - Reluctant, unwilling

Cuñada - Sister-in law; Suegra - Mother-in-law (sorry I was tired when I did this, Cuñada was what Jacinto said)

Trato hecho - It's a deal

Altanero/a - Haughty, high flying, uppity

Retorcer pescuezo - Wring one's neck

Dispuesta a cumplir - able to carry out this condition

Pico de cera - Lips are sealed

Feria - Show or fair

Boqui Floja - Loose lipped, gossipy

Flamante - Brand new

Freno - Brake

Desalentador - Disappointing

Actualizada - Updated or current

Concretizar - Formalize

Desagravio - Apology or making amends

Imprescendible - Essential, indispensible

Travesía - Voyage, crossing, the road that crosses through a village

Mañoso - Crafty, sly, clever

Embotado - Dulled, blunt

Tener a pelo - Have a chance

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April Fools' Day! (Yes, the title is complete bull.)

Ahoy all, I switched nights with our own Burning Baby Buns tonight (Fuego de Rosca de Reyes) who is at a concert.

From last night: Chef Pat announces he's staying at Candy's house (that would be Meño's house) for a while. Meño and Greg take Candy aside and ask...oops bad edit, all of a sudden we're looking at a fountain in the middle of town...and right back to Meño and Greg giving Candy a hard time. Candy thinks she needs to give Pat a chance and Chava a family. Can he stay can he can he? Meño asks, are you in love with Pat? Candy thinks so. Meño presses, "no thinking, it's yes or no". Candy refuses to answer.

And now, tonight: Chayo and Lalo negotiate over a bottle of wine. She amuses them by pretending to execute Candy's threat, snip snip with the giant scissors on Lalo's privates. She says he needs terápia for his illness. He is like Michael Doooglas the North American, not in looks but in behavior; he has the sexopath illness. (I guess David Duchovny is not on their radar.) Lalo guffaws so Chayo simplifies things...if he wants to stay with her he visits Barbara, if he doesn't, forget it.

Beto asks Sole, when his dad moves in with Chava can he visit every day? Sole is impactada, when is this supposed to happen? Beto doesn't know, but why is his papa moving in with Chava and not with them?

Now we have that thing where they do short edits back and forth signifying that Candy and Santi the star-crossed lovers lovers are agonizing over each other at the same time. Team Candy is having dinner; Patricio overenthusiastically serves up pasta while Candy recalls Meño telling her the plastic doctor will be the love of her life. Flip to Team Santiago having dinner and him thought bubbling that the inevitable happened, the women met her prior love, felt a little tickling in her occiput, went back to the first love and left this man (Santi) alone; he sighs. Flip back to Candy who tells herself no more thinking about Dr. Plastico, Chava needs his papa. Back to Santi who tells himself he'll be with Marissa but he'll be alone, very alone.

The two witches pick up their phones:
Witch #1 Mariloca calls Santi to tell him she wants her partnership money. She's bored and doesn't want to be his partner anymore.

Witch #2 Malicia calls Candy demanding to know where Pat is. She scowls when Candy replies "living here in my house". (Yes, she said "MY" house.)

Candy arrives at work to find the Institutas milling aimlessly in the empty office. Marissa moved all the furniture out, including the stuff that Isa bought. They're all in a dither until Candy finds a note..."Remember the institute is in my name. I advise you to dedicate yourself to something else. Try table dancing, you have the employees. Love Marissa."

Chayo bellyaches they'll be "teiboleras" (that's how the CC spelled it). Sweet, thoughtful Lulu asks what about the clients? Candy tears the letter up and asks if they believe in miracles. They'll start from zero. They'll throw a party for themselves, their past clients, their clients and their friends. It will be a party to celebrate their new work, the miracle of being a woman and not dying in the attempt. (Here is a movie/book with the same title. I wonder which came first, the movie/book or the saying?)

The three cute kids are at school trying to wrap their little heads around the new living arrangements. They decide that even though Beto doesn't always return what Chava loans him, if Chava loans him his dad Beto will return him because he's Beto's dad too so he would just loan him back. At least I think that's what they said. It makes more sense than half the stuff that comes out of the alleged grownups' mouths.

Candy's miracle plan is that they will paint the Instituto lavender to get rid of Marissa's bad vibes. Ceci the feminist asks why doesn't Candy just borrow the money from Pat?

Santi walks Rocio home from school. He tries to casually slip in the question, did Candy meet Chava at school? Nope, his father picked him up because he's living with them now. Santi stutters, they're living in HIS house? Rocio spells it out for him slowly and clearly, the papa lives in the house of the mama.

Santi calls Candy and she tells him that Mariloca took all the furniture and the name of the Instituto. He says Mar told him she no longer wants to be his partner and honestly he felt he could breathe again. He sings a few lines from The Circle of Life and blathers about her relationship with Pat, it's natural she wants to be with her husband. She observes that he's hurt. (Duh, bitch.) He tries to pooh pooh, hangs up and almost...almost throws his phone. Donato appears and volunteers his shoulder in friendship. Santi says he thought he and Candy really had something. Instead of killing the phone he kicks the doorjamb and injures his toe, poor baby. Don says he'll give him a foot massage later.

Everybody's working so it's Sven's job to feed Chava tonight. He made him a triple decker sandwich which he he cuts in pieces while they talk with their mouths full. Gross, but it looked like they were having fun.

Pato comes home, scolds them for talking with full mouths, and digs into the communal sandwich. Chava asks if they can get Beto from Doña Cuca's house and all do their homework together. (I always laugh when they mention Doña Cuca..."Cuanto por las nachas Dona Cuca?")

Candy and Barb discover Marissa's hidden camera attached to Candy's wall. Well duh, Mariloca took everything out of the room so why wouldn't Candy see it? Our little witch is evil but she's also stupid. Marissa watches from her laptop as Candy rips the camera off the wall.

When Candy calls to yell at her Marissa denies it, "you're not that important" and gleefully boasts, "You lost your column and you lost your business, yes Raul is stopping your column. I'm going to win, I'm going to destroy you and then I'm going to be with Santiago, by sweetie!" Then she mutters she's going to make Candy pay for the camera. Dang she's bad!

Alicia, clad in a Bed Bath and Beyond shower curtain including the rings, tells Patricio she's giving him up not for Candy but because she loves him and wants him to be happy. "Thanks" he tells her as he tries to beat a hasty retreat. She reminds him he promised to help her out with that baby biz. I'm going to stop here to point out that whoever dresses Alicia should either get an award or be shot. Her clothes are hideous but she always seems to look fantastic in them.

Raul visits the orange and lavender instituto. Candy pulls him into her office and makes him fess up; yep he confirms that he will no longer publish her column, does she want to have dinner? She's pretty gracious about it, ignores his invite, thanks him for the opportunity and says she'll look for another magazine, but he should get help for his sister. "I know," he admits, "but sometimes it's difficult."

The next visitor is Lalo. He's there to see Barb for terápia. He tells her that Chayo thinks he's a sexopath. Barb flings herself at him, throws him against the wall and starts kissing him! Whoa...it's only a sexopath's daydream. He shakes it off as Barb stands in front of him, arms akimbo, "Are you OK?" Lalo says he'll see her first thing in the morning for his appointment.

The next man up is Santi. He's come to tell Candy he's sorry for the phone call and he's a good loser. He wants to tell her something to her face so she won't hear it through the grapevine, he's going to marry Marissa for the baby and because she's loco en la cabeza and needs help. Candy is muy pero muy impactada. Santi explains he'll marry Marissa and after she has the baby he'll have her declared insane. What does Candy think? (Sounds like a good plan to me.) Candy uses this as an opportunity to talk about herself. Santi says they are both making hard decisions, friends? Yes, friends, she sadly agrees. (But on the bright side, now that Santi is back with Marissa Candy will want to renew her relationship with him, verdad?)

Art shows up at Meño's restaurant looking for Gregoria. He tells Greg that Margarita for sure wants to divorce him. She invites him to go to the park with her and his two grandkids.

Two too-long talks:
#1 - Candy gives her client frigid Marta a long pep talk. Candy is all over this woman, she keeps forcing Marta to face the mirror to convince herself she's a woman and worthy. "The word pleasure is not bad." Whatever. She reassures Marta that she and Barb will help her.

#2 - Santi and a beautiful patient named Paty I think have a long talk about bubis and a bunch of other crap. It's basically a repeat of the conversation where she's talking about one thing and he another but he's paying better attention this time. I guess she's getting a bubi job and wants to make sure she'll maintain her, um, sensitivity if you know what I mean. The scene seems pointless but it's amusing. Hey, is this the same babe that Paula tried to hook Santi up with a week or so ago? She's quite the looker.

Greg and Art take Chayo and Beto to a restaurant. Apparently it's a ruse to get Greg to have coffee with him because he gives the boys a ball and tells them to go out to play. He tells her the fire with Margarita was extinguished completely, not even the ashes remain. She says she admires Margarita for leaving him because she knew Clemente had other women and she did nothing. She's always been afraid to face life without a man. (nudge nudge wink wink say no more) He takes her hand in sympathy and she snatches it away prudishly. He says he likes her skin. Horndog.

Back to the plastic doctor and his patient Paty, she's decided to go ahead and have the surgery. Paty gives Santi a hug (Paula did you see!?) just as Lalo peeks in the office. Lalo rings the bell, kisses Paty's hand and checks out her ass.

Santi tells Lalo he's going to get married. "To Candy, congratulations!!!" shouts Lalo. "Uh no, TO MARISSA!" Santi screams to a shocked Lalo. Santi tries to explain his reasoning and we discover exactly how to shut Lalo up once and for all.

Marta tells Candy that things went well with Barbara. Candy advises Marta to be strong in her journey of discovery. I wonder how much Marta had to pay for this stunning advice? I'll bet peyote would have been cheaper.

Art and Granny Gogo bring the boys home. Art's a fart but at least he treats them equally. Art tells Greg goodbye and "casually" brushes her arm. After he leaves, Meño tells Greg he doesn't know how she feels about Art but he can tell she's afraid of whatever it is she feels for him. Excuse me, but considering he pretty much offed her husband I think this whole plot line is just creepy.

Isa finds Santi sitting alone in his kid's treehouse. He looks sad and...OK I'll say it, he looks hawt!! Oops, sorry doctor Plastisco. He tells her he's going to get married. Isa's another one who thinks he's speaking of Candy, and she's another one who is shocked to hear he intends to marry Marissa. Santi explains, for like the fifth time tonight, that his friend the psychologist has advised he do this to protect his child. Isa wants to think he's pulling a prank on her but she can tell by his look that it's something else entirely.

Back at Casa Meño Not Candy the family enjoys another happy meal together. They support Candy in her new business endeavor. And hey, for the first time Gregoria makes a funny. She says she she'll ask the Virgin of Zapopan to help and the Virgin has never failed her; once she asked for a rich husband and she sent Candy's father, ja ja ja ja ja! Candy brings Pat up to speed on the whole being a woman is a miracle deelio. She educates Pat that being a man can also be a miracle but being a macho is a disgrace. Yawn.

Santi is at Mari's apartment and she smugly inquires what does he have to say that's so important? He glumly mutters that he wants her to be his wife. Wow, what a proposal. She can barely force herself to look impactada.



El milagro de ser mujer y no morir en el intento = The miracle of being a woman and not dying in the attempt
Mala vibras = Bad vibes
Sexopata = Sexopath
Siente cosquillita por ahi en el occipucio = S/he felt a little tickle in the back of her head (occiput)
Teiboleras = Table dancers
Terápia = Therapy
Un sandwich de tres pisos = Triple decker sandwich (Lit. a sandwich of three floors)
Voy a hacer pedazos a ti = I'm going to destroy you (Lit. make little bits of you)
Ya ni cenizas quedan = Not even the ashes remain

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Sapo et al open fire on people trying to escape from the burning house.
Santos et al arrive at the boat landing. The hear shots and smell smoke and realize that El Miedo is being attacked. Santos tells the women to stay at the river but we know how likely Marisela is to follow that advice.

DB comes for Eustaquia and takes her down to the secret room.

Gonzalo wonders where everyone went.

Santos and his party start firing on Sapo and his guys from behind. Sapo splits his forces. When the boat captain announces that the national guard is there, Sapo's men want to leave but Sapo says that he won't leave until 'that witch' ('esa bruja') is dead.

DB gets guns from the secret room and starts firing back.

Santos goes inside the house through the tunnel into the secret room and Marisela follows him.

Santos joins DB upstairs. He asks if she is ok. "I'm fine, better than ever," she says, "This is the worst moment of my life. I need you and you are here. You see how much you love me?"

Santos and DB return fire.

The bad guys take off. Santos brings everyone to Altamira. Santos asks DB if it was Sapo who attacked El Miedo but she won't admit it. She starts to have cramping and Marisela takes her upstairs. DB says that she only needs a little rest and doesn't want the doctor. In a sweet scene, DB thanks Marisela for saving her life. She asks Marisela why she did since Marisela hates her. Marisela replies that it seems that she doesn't hate DB as much as she thought. DB asks if Marisela will forgive her but Marisela says that doesn't matter. DB tells her how Lorenzo forgave her before he died. She says it would be odd (curioso) if Marsiela forgave her too one day. Marisela asks who it was who attacked the hacienda and DB confirms that it was the enemy she warned Marisela about. She says she can't tell Santos who it was and she makes Marisela swear not to tell Santos either. DB says that this secrecy is the only way to protect Marisela and Santos from evil.
Geno and Pajarote reconcile and she is about to tell him about the baby when Gervasia arrives and tells her Melsesio wants to know what is going on.

Melquíades manages to get back to El Miedo. He assumes DB is dead until Juan Primito arrives and tells him that DB is ok.

Pernalete and Mujica arrive. They asks who did this. Santos says that he suspects Fidel Castell. Gonzalo arrives. Santos says that only DB actually knows what happens.

JP brings Melquíades to La Chusmita and tells him not to tell anyone except DB where he is.

DB tells Marisela that her huge engagement ring shows how much Gonzalo loves her. Marisela says that she can't get used to it and DB says that Marisela didn't inherit her modesty from DB.
DB continues to claim that nothing is wrong. She sends Marisela out to get her some coffee. JP shows up, tells her about Melquíades and DB says that she wants leave with him.

Marisela brings Dr. Arias to see DB but she is gone.
Gonzalo and Pernalete team up to insist that Santos has no proof that the attack on El Miedo was led by Sapo.

Los Mondragón and their cousins arrive at El Miedo and wonder what the hell happened.
Sapo tells Facundo that DB isn't just a woman. She's a witch who killed his four friends. DB seems to have gotten a psychological advantage over Sapo.

JP brings DB to La Chusmita. She says that she is losing her baby.

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Marisela tells Santos that it is she who should be asking how he could do this to her. How could he say that he loves her after fathering a child on her mother. Santos replies that they have gone over this before and so they have. Marisela drags Santos away from Gonzalo's office.

Now Gonzalo realizes that Santos was right about Sapo and he is in big trouble. A little late, there buddy.
Genoveva is chatting with Néstor when she sees Pajarote. She excuses herself and arranges to meet Pajarote later to tell him something important.

DB is daydreaming about happy families when she sees Melquíades looking at her. He says that he is worried that Sapo won't quit until he kills her. DB agrees to let Melquíades go to San Fernando and try to kill Sapo again. She says that it isn't the death she planned for him but dead is dead so she'll take it.

After rehashing their positions once again, Marisela tells Santos that when she saw him patting DB's belly, she realized that they strongly tied together. Santos says that is why she decided to marry Gonzalo. Santos asks Marisela to feel him and remember their kisses and passion. How can she think Gonzalo can make her forget that. "I don't know," replies Marisela.

Now we know DB has completely domestic. She asks Eustaquia for some knitting needles (agujas de tejer). She wants to knit something for her baby with her own hands. She remembers how Eustaquia taught her to knit when she was a little girl.

Santos tells Marisela how much he loves her, that he will never go to back to DB. He holds her, tells her that he knows she loves him... Who knows what might have happened if Gonzalo hadn't appeared.

A strange sight - DB knitting. She realizes that Melquíades is right. As long as Sapo is alive, he is a threat to her and hers. Eustaquia comes in and DB tells her that all the men have gone on various errands. Eustaquia is concerned about their vulnerability but DB is sure that Sapo won't attack her hacienda.

Sapo tells Facundo that their transaction across the river tonight will be very profitable and he doesn't want any mistakes. Facundo says that as long as the guards don't show up, the merchandize should cross without any problems. Sapo says that it is all in the hands of the Commissioner then.

Santos and Gonzalo have their usual grade school argument about Marisela that ends up with them each pulling on her to go with him. Marisela tells Santos not to come looking for her again. Santos says if that is what she wants, he is leaving.

The captain of the river launches decides to defy Gonzalo's order and send some boats that can't be serviced out on patrol.

Melquíades tries and fails again to kill Sapo and he gets shot himself. (What happened to the efficient killer with the blowgun?)

Marisela tells Genoveva that her lips told Santos to go away but her heart wants her to be with Santos. She says that crying won't help. She will learn to love Gonzalo and asks Genoveva to help her. Geno says that she will do anything to make Marisela happy again. Then she goes to meet Pajarote.

Not surprisingly, Santos is drowning his sorrows in drink. Pajarote comes in. Unwisely, Pajarote enters into a conversation with Santos about the perfidies of women. Genoveva shows up for their meeting.

Geno and Pajarote say that they have to talk but they kiss instead.

Sapo is furious that DB tried to kill him and then Facundo tells him that the operation had to be abandoned because there were patrols on the river. Sapo decides that DB has gone to far. They will go to El Miedo right away and destroy the place.

Facundo tells Gonzalo that his people apparently don't respect his order because the river patrols went out. He says that won't help Gonzalo's political career and his friends won't like him anymore.

Geno tells Pajarote that she something important to tell him but she starts by asking what he feels for her. Pajarote says that when he sees her, he wants to kiss her, bite her, eat her, etc. Geno asks if he feels the same way about the Mondagon woman. Foolishly, Pajarote says that he feels the same for her as for any other woman. Naturally, this is not what Geno wants to hear. She says that she had something important to tell a man who cares about her but since she is just like the rest, she doesn't care if he doesn't know. "Goodbye," says Geno, "and try and die soon, Juan Palacious."

Gonzalo chews out the boat captain and the captain says to go ahead and report him. He has a spotless record and knows that he is in right. Antonio comes in and hears part of this.

The drunks, Santos and Pajarote, tell each other that women just don't get it (no captan) maybe because they don't want to get it (no quieren captar). They drink a toast to women even though they don't get it (bridemos por ellas, aunque no capten.') [illustrating the present indicative, infinitve and present subjunctive of the verb.]

Melquíades makes it to Marisela's room and collapses. He tells her that DB is in danger and Marisela has to warn her. Geno tells her that Santos is in the bar and Marisela goes to get him.

Antonio tells Gonzalo that he is being too hard on the Captain. Gonzalo replies that it is a matter of authority. He has given an order and it must be followed. Antonio says that Gonzalo is acting like the tyrants of the previous government.

Marisela tells Santos about the danger to DB. The boat captain and Antonio come in and say that the fastest way to get to Progresso is by boat. They all leave.

Gonzalo finds blood in Marisela's room.

Meanwhile, it looks like the wounded Melquíades is trying to walk back to Progresso.

Sapo's henchment douse the walls of El Miedo with gasoline and sets it on fire while they wait outside with guns drawn to prevent any escape. Meanwhile, Santos is on the way, with Pajaorte, Genoveva, Marisela, Antonio and the boat captain.


DB wakes up and realizes that the place is on fire.

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