Caray, Caray!

Danielito runs from Scary Homeless Guy – right into the path of a truck. Brakes squeal, driver and SHG peer underneath

At Caliente, they are wondering why Dora’s not dancing. Cris asks Miguel, Caliente’s former owner, to work for her and he accepts gratefully. Albieri shows up and spots Dora. Where’s Daniel? he asks. Desaparecido (disappeared) she cries. ¿¿¿Qué???

Cut to Danielito running through the streets of Miami, having escaped unharmed from truck and SHG.

Dora’s going to call the police but Albi says no, they’ll accuse you of neglect. True, says Vicki, in this country they blame the parents for everything.

Rosa and Luisa are just two gals letting their hair down together. Rosa confides to Luisa that Leo has been cutting Albieri because he thinks he and Cris are an item. Can he be in love with Cris? wonders the eternally clueless Luisa? No lo dude – con esa cara y ese cuerpo! (Don’t doubt it – with that face and that body) says the always ready to comfort a gal Mama Rosa. Not only that, he was passionately in love with his old flame, he idolized her.

At Club Caliente, Enrique shows up, tells Cris Leo’s not coming. Cris recovers quickly from the news: A otra cosa, mariposa. (That’s done, on to the next thing.). Meanwhile the dancers dance and Caliente is living up to its name.

No puedo más (I can’t do it any more) wails Latifa, but Zoraida sees the cabecita (little head) of her baby. Ya viene (Here it comes) she smiles. We hear the wail of the newborn. Es una niña beams Zoraida. (It’s a girl).

Now here’s a quiz. See if you can match the character with her/his reaction:

a. ¿No es mi Mohamedcito? (It’s not my little Mohamed?)
b. ¡Es una niña preciosa y muy saludable (It’s a beautiful girl and very healthy.)
c. ¡Pero es una mujer! (But it’s a woman!)
d. Debes aceptar su (de Allah) voluntad. (You have to accept his will)
e. Allah dicen que no se hacen distinciones entre los hijos y las hijas. (Allah says one does not make distinctions (show preference for) between sons and daughters.)

1. Uncle Abdul.
2. Nazira
3. Zoraida
4. Uncle Ali
5. Mohamed
Answers: a 5, b3, c2, d1, e4.

Mohamed holds his daughter and recites la llamamiento (literally ‘the call’) so that it will be the first thing she hears and it will protect her from all evil. I’ll call you Zamira, he says. It means ‘joy’ explains Ali.

Club Caliente festivities are over and Cris and her friend (name?) are rehashing events. Todo salió perfecto says the friend. (Everything turned out perfect). Cris is wiped out. Me siento con pies de elefante. (I feel like I have elephant’s feet, ie my feet are swollen). {It’s probably the shoes}
and then: Leo me dejó vestida y alborotado (literally, he left me dressed up and worked up/excited. It means something like ‘he stood me up.)

At the Ferrer home, Natalia asks her grampa Leo if she can see the picture of Daniel. You mean Diego? No, Daniel, she insists. Leo tells Marisa the kid need a shrink. And soon, before Enrique and Rosa are having visions of Diego everywhere.

Back at their home (which as we know is entirely at Nazira’s disposition) Said asks Jade why she doesn’t want a kid. Cuz I’m afraid we’d get divorced and you’d take the child from me. I’d never divorce you Jade. [n.b. These are Famous Last Words, I fear…] They kiss, Jade imagines Lucas, realizes it’s just Nazira-pecked Said, and gets a sudden splitting headache (dolor de cabeza) and pulls away.

Marisa tells Lucas that his father is worried about Natalia’s amiguito imaginario (imaginary little friend) and needs a shrink. And then, gentle reader, Lucas calls her bluff! You were right about the divorce, he says, we need to get on with our lives. We’re only together for Natalia, but really, she’d be happier if we separated. All we do is fight.
Marisa can’t believe her ears. They’ve been talking almost rationally, but now she switches on the Shrew button – You had it all planned!
Don’t play with me, says our boy. I’m not gonna let you manipulate me any more!

Dora wants to give the police a picture of Daniel. But they’ll publish it says Albi. Well, duh, says Dora. With Cris’s encouragement, she’s going ahead and Albi’s running scared.

Little Daniel is trying to use a public phone when he is approached by a not scary woman. He tells her he can’t find his Papa.

While the shrew is packing her bags and getting ready to take Natalia with her, the little girl sees Daniel on TV. He is in the background while a reporter is talking about an accident. I think it must be in the police station where the not scary woman has taken him. Nat’s family assume it’s another manifestation of her emotional disturbance. Shrew agrees not to leave with her until the shrink weighs in.

Daniel calls his Papi from the police station. When Albi, Dora and Vicki come for him, he once again breaks Dora’s heart, running past her and into Albi’s arms.

Back in Fez, Ali explains that it’s the custom to shave the baby’s head at seven days, weigh the hair, convert the weight to money and then give the money to the poor.

Luisa shows Albieri the foto Rosa has given her. Clueless Luisa: Why’s Daniel in the Ferrer house? I’ve never seen those clothes. The foto looks old.

Marisa and Lucas and the lawyers. I’m not arguing about money; all I care about is custody, says Lucas. Well then well see each other in court, say the lawyers. A judge will decide custody.

Marisa is taking Natalia to the therapist. The child needs a medium, not a psychologist offers Mama Rosa in a loud aside. Tell the doctor all the details, says Leo. Yeah, yeah snarls Marisa.

Cris asks Dora if she’s sure about her decision. Yes, it’s painful, but what else can I do. I have to send Daniel to live with my ma. She leaves to pick up her ma at the airport. When the two are alone, Cris says to Daniel, You love your mama, don’t you? and he answers: I don’t love my mama; I love my papa. Cris looks ill.

Marisa tells Lucas that the therapist wants to speak to them together. And by the way, when you’re having your way with that woman of yours, just remember it’s all your fault that your child está perdiendo la razón. (is losing her mind)

Marisa takes advantage of Lucas and Leo’s absence to move out of the house with an unwilling Natalia, telling Rosa it’s Lucas’s fault. Rosa calls Lucas to let him know what happened and he rushes home.

Marisa took Natalia, says Lucas when Leo arrives home. The ever-supportive Leo says, I told you so. Rosa says, beg her to come back. No, says the new, improved Lucas. No more manipulation. Voy en busca de mi felicidad (I’m going to look for my happiness, aka Jade)

Now in a Really Disturbing Scene, Nazira is rubbing Said’s feet when Jade comes downstairs and says she’s off to see Latifa. Your headache is very good to you, says the cuñada del infierno – it never bothers you when you want to take a walk, only when you’re gonna sleep with my brother. [Qué??? He told her about that?? Oh Jade, you gotta get out of there!]

Jade is with the girls, Latifa and Zoraida and she gets an idea, a Lucy and Desi kind of idea, to get rid of Nazira. “Osvaldo” will write to her, begging her to come back to him in Miami. “Mi única flor del desierto…” (My only desert flower) begins the letter...

Estela, Dora’s ma, arrives in Miami. I told you so (maybe she’d like to meet Leo) she says unhelpfully to the already sufficiently miserable Dora. I feel so sad, so alone, I don’t even have Osvaldo, she confides later to Cris. Go after him. No, he was so rude the last time we spoke…

At Club Caliente, Vicki tells Osvaldo that Cris wants to offer him a job and that Dora’s going to NY. We see Dora dancing and Osvaldo smoldering as he watches. He cuts in ‘so you never forget how it was to dance with Osvaldo.’ ‘You were the best’ he tells her.

Nazira gets the letter from her suitor (pretendiente), shows it off, and announces that she will once again be living with Mohamed and Latifa in Miami. Latifa is horrified. Jade is … what? She can’t be surprised. And Zoraida knows there’s trouble ahead.

Dora tells Albi she’s taking Daniel to spend the weekend in NY with her ma, she and Daniel are here to say goodbye. Albi tells Luisa after they leave that he feels something is going to happen, something terrible. (Presiento que algo va a pasar, algo terrible.)

Marisa is driving Natalia to the therapist when they pass the taxi taking Daniel, ma and Dora to the airport. The kids wave to each other. Albi arrives at Dora’s house after they have left. Cris confirms his fears. Daniel is not coming back. At the airport, it is clear to all that Daniel is leaving with Dora’s ma and she is staying behind. And Daniel doesn’t want to go.

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Quickie from the end of yesterday's episode that I missed when I fell asleep...the last thing I remember is Beto's totally cool, tangerine-colored, new set of wheels. Nieves is on cloud 9 at the success of her Betito. Up drives Chris with his police pals and he proposes very sweetly and earnestly! Pau couldn't be happier and all is well with their relationship at last. Good for Chris. Monita gives a rather adorable boxing lesson to Dani while at the same time glaring at Mau for daring to use Dani to get to her. Oscar calls Hissy and wants a Momia update. Hissy says Momia deserves to go to jail and she's going to pay for her liberty not only for the life of Salvador but also for Valentina. Tonight their little murderer is going to kill Valentina. Momia is visited by Jairo who tells her that Moni will take a fall in the third round. El Lobo and Jairo discuss this, Lobo is unhappy and Jairo is threatening. Mientras tanto Beto is lurking and overhears the plan.

On to tonight's show:
Beto overhears Jairo threatening El Lobo to pay his debt by having Monita throw the fight in the third round. Beto manages to remain quiet but after Jairo leaves he lets the flatulence fly and wonder of wonders, it's not censored! El Lobo recognizes the scent of another male in his territory, mainly because his eyes are watering from the stink, and pulls Beto out into the open by his tie. Lobo is cute but the lights might not be on upstairs, he doesn't seem to suspect Beto of eavesdropping. Beto says he's just there to show his woman something.

Beto is super impressed by Coni's flexibility and excitedly drags her to admire his naco-mobile complete with orange shag luchador arena in the back. How does she like his ship, his fantasy mobile? She is...speechless. After she displays sufficient "admiration" he asks what she is doing with the likes of Lobo and Jairo? Is she planning to play dirty with Monita? She's going to fight clean right? Coni tells him that she's going to do what it takes to win because Monita took everything away from her. "But not with traps (by cheating)" he reasons.

While Coni plans her skulduggery Monita further endears herself to the viewers by spending her day giving little Dani the full boxeadora workout complete with situps, punching bag and hugs.

Mauricia just happens to be talking to The Governor on the phone when Beto tears in and insists Mau hang up, what he has to say is so important it cannot wait. Mau over emotes, SEOR GOBERNADOR, i.e. get a clue Beto, but Beto grabs the phone and hangs it up. Monita is in danger because El Lobo has sold the fight, he's going to make her lose, she's going to get the black hand! (be double-crossed)

Beto is talking in double speed so Mau tells him "don't get distracted". Words to live by, Beto. He composes himself and explains to Mau that Jairo is a mafioso who will allow Lobo to repay his debt by making sure that Momia wins the fight. Mau KNEW that wolf was bad news. Beto confirms that Lobo is not an honest and hard working type like he and Mau are. What are they going to do about Monita? Mau, in his typical airhead way of act-not-plan rushes out the door telling Beto to leave it to him. I wonder how he's going to screw things up this time?

Estrella is ironing her clothes and complaining about her big (practically invisible to me) belly when Xime drops in for a visit. I guess Xime's been out of the preggers loop because she tells Estre she's putting on weight, watch out or she'll look pregnant. "Hello, earth to Xime, I'm three months along!"

Beto helps alleviate his angst by playing with his luchador dollies and drinking a can of beer in his office. The hawt receptionist (name?) rushes in to warn him that his suegro is here!

Marcos comments how happy he is to see Beto working (Ha!!) so hard as the General Director. But he, Marcos, has problems and could not sleep last night. He tossed and turned all night long. "Alone I hope," sez Beto, is Marcos preoccupied with the Porcupine? No, Marcos is worried about tonight's fight. So is Beto and he sneaks a slurp from his beer under the desk. Marcos says he's got to do something so that both his daughters get out of the ring. Beto pushes his pencil off the desk and sneaks another slurp. Beto must be getting a buzz on because he starts pulling Marcos's chain about Coni. Marcos tells Beto to have respect! Beto says, with all due respect, it is his flaca who likes to disrepect everyone else.

Xime remembers why she visitied Estrella, she has something important to tell her. A few days ago Rolu and Arni played a joke on her and now she has a super joke to play in return but she needs an actress like Estrella, someone who can manipulate men. Estrella's not in the mood, she misses Aldo, Moni is mad at her and feels alone. But we know Xime likes to get her way and she has three things to say. Una, Estre can count on xime for anything and shouldn't feel alone. Two, if Estre helps Xime with this joke it will distract her and she'll have fun. Three, why can't I ever understand the third thing she says? Something about Estre's cheeks?

Over at the Villa of the Vile Aldo frets because Oscar seems to be getting more erratic and on the verge of exploding.

Oscar el Odio walks through the woods with a shovel. He mutters that if Coni doesn't pay then very soon the police will find the body of his colleague Licenciado Araujo along with all the proof. Is he planning to set Coni up? Bury the others?

Speaking of which, Coni visits Jairo's Headquarters with a case of money. She sold her house, her boutique, everything, and she plans to bet all of it. Jairo says if she beats Monita then she will triple her money. Coni comments that Moni might be the champion but tonight she, Constanza, will be the victor.

Mau confronts Lobo face to face, he knows about Jairo wanting Moni to throw the fight. This is his great plan? But wait, Moni walks up behind and hears. "Et tu Jairo?" she asks. Mau gloats in triumph.

OK, we're about halfway through and I want to know where in the heck the wedding is? Tick tock tick tock writers.

We are back from the commercial and the chest thumping continues. With Moni at his side to protect him Mau accuses with renewed vigor. But Moni's not on board and she wants him to beat it. Nothin' doin', blondie stays. Lobo weaves his pathetic web of deceit, he owed Jairo money because he refused to throw a fight, now after all this time he's come back to confront his past. Of course he won't let Monita pay his debt blah blah blah. Moni believes him. Mau insists that Beto heard what he heard. Then it comes out that Momia is Moni's sister and now Lobo is another one who knows.

Back at Estre's she and Xime are role playing. Xime is practicing ways to say "No" to Rolu. She kind of looks like a frenetically angry mere-cat, but still very cute. Estre is a taskmistress and wants Xime to say more, be mad, cry. Xime tries to cry, but the hysterical laughter's not quite what Estre had in mind. Xime has a great idea, Estre will play act Xime and then Xime will play act Estre acting like Xime!

At the Cabaña of Crime Oscar is giving final checks to his bodyguards and the nice nurse. Uh oh, wonder what she'll do? I sure wouldn't want to be with those two gorillas if I were her. Oski says he has a special tip for her. It's a picture of her two little kids, it would be terrible if something happened to them. She agrees to gather her things and disappear forever. Whew, she's saved, but will she help Sal?

Over at the vecindad the friends, neighbors and employees of Grupo Sermeño are gathered for some mysterious reason. They discuss the impending fight and fate of the hood. Xime suggests yoga to help calm Monita.

Two serious-looking guys arrive and announce they are there to conduct a wedding. (Hooray!!) Nieves assumes that Marcos has arranged it. (Good for her!) Mau says Pau called and invited them. De repente a beauteously beaming Pau in white and Christian in a navy uniform arrive and everyone smiles except for the cranky snake lady.

Secreto de Amor serenades us while the couple marries. Mau sighs and looks at Moni. She looks back and juts her chin. Don Cesar glares at Marcos. Beto separates them. Hawt receptionist undresses Ivan with her eyes. The ladies cry. Gabi cries harder. The novios sign the contract and kiss while the crowd applauds and throws flowers. Wow, that was fast. At least Pau and Christian are happy.

Nice nurse runs up to the prisoners and tells them she's sorry but she has to leave for the sake of her children. She says Oski is on the verge of doing something terrible to them. Sal tells Aldo to keep his cool, they have to wait.

Shortly Oski and Loriloca come up, she wants to know what is the surprise he has in store for her. He assures her she'll absolutely die when she finds out. Oski pats his gun and commands them to obey. "Let's go."

The wedding having quickly concluded we are now at the gym. It's all glitzed out for the impending Mummy-Monkey fight. Don Cesar coaches Moni to relax. After DC leaves the room Jairo enters for a friendly visit. He asks her if she likes pictures. He shows her something on his cell phone and tells her she'll throw the fight in the third round otherwise the Wolfman will be a Deadman.

Moni laughs nervously and says she believes nothing. Jairo makes a call and hands the phone over. Lobo has been worked over pretty badly, has a purple eye, and he tells her not to throw the fight. Moni squares off but maintains her cool. Jairo laughs and counts to three, the third round. Adios, and we are left gazing at the Monkey/Momia poster.

The gloomy three tramp through the woods while the crazy one babbles happily about her upcoming wedding. "We're here" Oscar says, pushing the shovel into the ground. Oscar tells her to blindfold Sal and herself. Loca things it's muy romantico and Oscar tells Aldo to dig. This is beginning to creep me out.

Moni runs out to Mau and tells him about Jairo. If she throws the fight they'll lose the neighborhood, but it's worse to lose a life. She is, as my granny used to say, between the devil and the deep blue sea. Mau grabs Beto and tells him he needs his help.

Back at the theatre of the absurd Aldo digs and I must say he's very fast with that shovel because he's already quite deep. He asks Oski to let them go, he promises they'll never say anything. (Does this ever work?) Oski points his gun and asks if Aldo hears violins. Loca is getting excited, violins at their wedding? Aldo keeps digging.

Jimmy gives Coni a massage and pep talk. Beto comes in to give her a good luck kiss and irritate her enough so she flounces out of the room. He fills Jimmy in on the Jairo biz.

The crowd gathers in the arena. Nieves has her signature monkey on one shoulder and Marcos at the other. Don Cesar glares through the crowd at Isabel.

Jairo gleefully threatens Lobo, for his own good he'd better hope Moni does as instructed. There is a knock on the door and the bodyguard who kind of looks like Mau (could he be his double?) opens it to the maelstrom that is Mauricio. In flies the Fantasma Vengador executive-style punching his way through the bad guys. He stops in front of the beaten bug-eye Lobo (he only has one good eye, the other is swollen shut) and glares with that one expression of his.

Mañana: Will Sal and Aldo finally escape? Will Hissy really put all that poison in one sports bottle? Will Marcos tell the Mummy she has another sister? Will Coni have a conscience?

Vocab (not all are new):
jugar chueco = play crooked, play dirty
meter la mano negra = make illegal, lacking moral values, a hidden agenda (historically a Spanish anarchist organization, La Mano Negra; also a band that Manu Chao formed in 1987)
mi nave = my ship, my ride
mi fantasmovil = my fantasy mobile
no te distraigas = don't get distracted
no te tires! = don't throw it (the fight)
trampas = traps, skulduggery, monkey-business

Dicho of the day (an old friend):
entre la espada y la pared = between the devil and the deep blue, between a rock and a hard place (Lit. between the sword and the wall)

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Jeri has graciously prepared a recap for us today:

Starting with the new scenes, at the reception Rodrigo, Leonarda and Noel have their heads together, and Leonarda wonders what in the world makes that fellow hate them so much; Rodrigo declares Juan is just insane and he's going to show him who's who. But Noel thinks there must be something behind it and wants to talk to the man. Leonarda is furious with Noel and his fascination with justice, which always just gets in the way.

In his jail cell, Juan rues that he didn't kill Rodrigo at the church when he had the chance; but this train leads him to envision again Regina running to defend her father, and Juan has an epiphany: Regina is a very brave woman. He straightens up and realizes that she would defend her loved ones to the death. Clearly he admires her. Juan repeats her name wonderingly, "Regina...Regina..."

Continuing their conversation, Leonarda wants Juan put away forever; Noel objects, but Rodrigo reminds Noel they put away another man like
that a long time ago. And Noel declares he's always regretted it.
He's not going to let that happen again. Leonarda informs Noel sharply that the man is a danger to them, and Noel's the only one denying it. Rodrigo places his hand on Leonarda's tenderly and agrees with her; this doesn't pass Noel unnoticed.

At the club, Jimena helps Lulu as they rush in with a flurry from shopping. Lulu notices Jimena appears so sad, and Jimena declares sometimes she's sorry she ever met Gabriel shipboard, if he's only
ever going to see her as a friend -- a simple gypsy not fit for him.
Lulu envies her that she at least found love once in her life -- which Lulu has not. Jimena reads Lulu's palm and finds there that she will indeed find love; it will not be easy, but he will come to know that she is the love of his life. Lulu is delighted and wants to know who it might be.

Segue to Noel's face at the reception, where he is feeling like three's a crowd. He says Leonarda and Rodrigo seem to get along very well, and he's only bothering them; then he rises to leave. The happy couple remains and gossips conspiratorially behind Noel's back, how he is a weak man, always was and that he's still a Juarista and criticizes the current President, Díaz. They roll their eyes and toast each other happily.

At the beach shack, all the boyz agitatedly discuss getting Juan out of jail. Remigio says he went to find Gabriel, but had to leave a message. Remigio is distraught that Juan can't seem to escape his destiny of love and vengeance and will pay dearly.

At the reception, Noel runs into Regina and when asked admits that loneliness seems to be his constant companion; Regina denies it for her own part, but clearly it's her constant companion, too. She doesn't want Noel worrying about her. She hopes her love for Renato and her sister will change her feelings over time. (More like the love of a good hunk.)

In the jail, Juan tries to convince himself this whole thing was Aimee's fault for forcing herself on him; but it doesn't wash, and he knows it's his own fault he got himself into this. At the reception, Aimee is starting to be a real pill to Regina, rubbing her happiness with Renato in Regina's face by making Regina toast to them with Renato's special drink he named after Aimee.

Gabriel arrives at the beach shack, and the boyz all gang up and run off to the jail en masse. At the jail, the sheriff is arranging a little "accident" for Juan with another prisoner. Ha, ha, I'm thinking. This guy isn't a patch on Juan. He should be wearing the red shirt. But the sheriff is rubbing his hands thinking of Rodrigo's bribe as he sends the hapless prisoner off on his errand.

The boyz burst into the jail office right then and the cowardly
sheriff calls for the guards. The boyz are pretty angry alright.
They've had run ins with this crooked cop before. Gabriel informs the sheriff that he is Juan's attorney, but neither that nor their outrage will bust Juan out that night. The sheriff claims he's waiting till morning to see if anyone brings charges, and they have to come back then (after the other guy kills Juan). It's so funny right before the bunch leaves: Hummingbird looks the sheriff in the eye and threatens, "WE'LL BE BACK." Remigio grabs Hummingbird and totes him roughly out of the office.

At the reception, just when Regina thinks she couldn't feel any worse, that stupid Federico comes up and brutally presses himself on her. He gets her in a hallway and demands that she accept what her father has arranged between them and then smashes her against the wall with a brutal kiss and embrace. Regina spits out that he's even worse than she thought!

Right about then the good doctor Pablo enters and beats back Federico, who is not glad about it at all. But Federico leaves, warning her he's going to tell her father about the doctor; Regina declares he
should -- and she'll reveal to everybody his scandalous intentions.
Federico's not done with her, and the doctor says anytime he thinks not, just look him up! Everybody can tell Regina was not having a good time, including the doctor. Regina just wants to be along and flees the building.

In a short scene at the club, Philippe and Marlene have a very sweet, happy exchange. He's very grateful to her for rescuing him; if not for her he'd be dead, he says. This makes Marlene very happy.

On the finca grounds outside, Regina watches a folk dance, where two men symbolically fight with swords over a woman, and Regina has a dark vision of Juan and Renato doing so in their places. Suddenly, Aimee
comes up and spends a few minutes taunting her sister over Renato.
Aimee likes the dance, too and notices cynically they have a lot of things in common after all. How Regina loves Renato -- and Renato loves Aimee.

Regina chides her for leaving Renato alone inside, and it comes out that one of Regina's notable interests in Renato is his money. She's just telling her that, because Regina won't betray her; but Regina says she would if Aimee doesn't keep her promises. Regina points at the dancers and the story of the tarima: that two men fight to the death, but the woman could also get killed by one of the men, too -- over betrayal.

At the jail, the unfortunate prisoner enters Juan's cell at the sheriff's bidding and gets stabbed for his trouble. Juan waits for the sheriff to enter and detains him with a knife at his throat so that the guards will leave; they drag the dead prisoner off. Juan bites the sheriff's ear or cheek for good measure. Juan demands to know if he's going to commit yet another injustice in the name of Rodrigo Montes de Oca.

In the garden, Renato comes looking for his wife; the reception's winding down, and they need to bid their guests goodbye -- and prepare for the best night of their lives, he says. Aimee knows Regina is watching some distance away and decides the wedding night will start right there. She removes his coat and shirt and draws him down onto the ground. He's almost caught up, but breaks it off after a few hot kisses, saying he didn't envision their wedding night that way.

Someone else is watching with some bitterness, too -- Leonarda has sent Rosenda to find the couple, since they have been missed. She watches a moment and then steps in to explain; Renato redresses himself, and they return. Rosenda notices Regina crying, hidden some distance away and moves to speak to her.

Rosenda levels with her, and Regina seems to appreciate it. Rosenda says she can relax; she saw everything. It's ok; but they should return to the party, and Regina thanks her for her concern. Rosenda reminds her she is always there for Regina to count on her help.

Rosenda and Arcadio get their heads together, and she reveals her discovery that Aimee is not exactly hopelessly in love with Renato -- and the funny thing was that Regina was spying on them. It's odd, but I thought Arcadio and Rosenda concluded that the crazy man must have been coming for the monca -- i.e., Regina. I don't get how they concluded this.

After the party in the front hall of the finca, Rodrigo, Renato and Noel have a scene where Rodrigo becomes furious with Renato that he should concern himself over Juan. Renato explains he knows why Juan attacked him, that he rescued him. When Rodrigo begins to throw his weight around, demanding Renato having nothing to do with Juan, amazingly enough, Noel steps in and prevents Rodrigo from ruining Renato's wedding night. Rodrigo promises they will take this up later.

After Renato departs, Noel informs Rodrigo that from this point on, he
will cease to try to make Renato do things that are against his will.
Their childrens' lives are their own and he is not to interfere.
Meanwhile at the jail, Juan tortures himself with thoughts of Aimee's wedding night. And sure enough, up in their apartments at the finca, Renato has prepared a dreamy wedding chamber, replete with clouds of passion-red rose petals and an archipelago of candle lights.

Renato is a happy man, and Aimee makes a good show of being a happy woman and being pleased by all the personal touches Renato prepared for her. There is food and wine and pretty people clothed only in bed linens across their tropic zones. It really needs a picture.

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For your Recapper.....

I just now finished a project I have been working on all day and I simply can't manage any more typing or focusing for that matter, so I'll try hard to post this later. I have not been very good at time management lately, so I welcome all tips. 'Course it's hard to manage time if you simply don't have any!! :) Sigh....I want to escape to Gancholandia in the worst way right about now, but I'll simply have to wait...feel free to post your comments here until I can get up to speed. Trust me though, it's good to be working a lot. Really. Hope you all are well!

Oh and Happy Tax Day...you guessed it, I still have mine to do!!! :)

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We come back to the scene of a recently rescued Rafa coughing up half the contents of the ocean which he managed to swallow in the short time he was “swimming” in it. Water, sand and even a fish! All of which hits Ale square in the face as she leans over Rafa with concern. I’ve got to hand it to Ale, she only looks disgusted for half a second, and goes right back to patting Rafa’s chest and hugging him in relief. The adult rubber neckers have disappeared, but a group of little kids are still on the scene. They could probably give Rafa some words of advice about swimming closer to the shore, or at least wearing his water wings.

Rafa’s near drowning does not dampen (hehe) his spirits, and he’s ready to jump right back in. Ale’s not having it. He’s not going to drown on her watch. She keeps a tight grip on his hand and keeps him from going beyond hip deep. She splashes him with the water and soon they’re in a full fledged water fight. But Rafa can barely stay on his feet in the gentle waves and drags Ale down with him. (We never get to see the bathing suit under her cover-up. Maybe tomorrow?) As they emerge, the guy who saved Rafa asks Ale for some monetary compensation for saving her boyfriend. Ale is offended. “He’s not my boyfriend!” She then points to some random woman way up the beach and tells the guy that she is Rafa’s girlfriend. The Baywatch wannabe leaves to get his payment.

We get a cute montage of Rafa and Ale spending the day on the beach. Rafa plays with a giant beach ball in the waves with others; Ale helps a group of kids bury Rafa in the sand and has more fun than the kids doing so.

Back at Autos Siglo, Claudia is talking to Dandy and Ramirez about this perfect man she’s going to snag, once she wins the car for the most sales, sells it, and high tails it to Miami. (Keep dreaming Claudia!) He should be seductive, fun, romantic, preferably single…in walks Marco and Claudia zeros in on him. Well, 3 out of 4… err 2…no, wait, 1 out of 4 isn’t bad!

Marco has come to pick up some certificates signed by Ale that he needs for the wedding preparations. When Susana goes to get them, Claudia seizes the opportunity to sashay over and give Marco an eyeful. There is no need to exchange words. These two have been around the block enough to know the score. Susana’s return puts an abrupt end to Claudia and Marco’s meeting of the Mutual Admiration Society. Not wanting to miss this opportunity, Claudia quickly runs to get her purse and returns to Susana’s desk to make up an excuse about leaving to meet with a client. She and Marco make a point of formally greeting each other, and he makes a point of taking in the full view while pretending to look over the documents.

Once outside Autos Siglo, Claudia refuses every cab and random driver that stop to give her a ride (there are lots), until “por casualidad” Marco happens to drive by. Poor baby. There is not a cab to be had, and she needs to get to her client. Our hero Marco is oh so willing to rescue our damsel in distress and give her a ride. Oh, but she can’t get in his car right here. Those gossips (not including her, of course) at Autos Siglo would turn this innocent situation into something salacious. Well, “por casualidad” Claudia is going to be standing on that corner over there in about 3 minutes (maybe this will give her some practice for her next job); and “por casualidad” Marcos will be driving by that exact corner in about 3 minutes. What a coinkidink!

Marino is determined to sabotage Rafa’s RefriTransportes sale. In fact, he has some contacts in their sales department and is going to call them up to get the 411 and cause some trouble for Rafa. He’s not going to let that good for nothing Rafa take the number 1 sales slot again, and he definitely won’t let him get his hands on Marino’s prized car! Looks like Marino’s going to have to get used to being #2 again, because his contact tells him that this sale is so important, that Refri has sent the head of sales to close the deal with Rafa. Marino is disheartened, but Ramirez tries to cheer him up by assuring him he heard the deal was a goner.

It doesn’t seem like any of the sales team believe that actually SELLING cars is the way to go, in order to win the prized car. Susana has had it with them all, she wants their sales reports by the end of the day, and anyone who doesn’t turn theirs in will have to deal with Ale. She leaves in a huff and the sales team thinks she’s turning into Ale. They implore Dandy to do something. He assures them he has the situation in hand. Tonight will be his vegetarian night! He makes his move while Susana is working diligently at her desk. She makes it clear she has a lot of work to do and is just headed home afterwards. Dandy looks defeated. But, what’s this? Susana decides that what she needs to relieve this stress is a massage. No problem, Dandy is willing. Susana gets excited. She actually has all the gear they need to give massages at her house. She invites Dandy over. Now he’s getting excited. He gets his mojo back, gives Susana one of his seductive smiles, says, “Te espero, baby.” , and kisses her hand. Susana is slightly bemused, but has too much work to do to think about this odd behavior. Dandy is so busy thinking about his upcoming “vegetarian massage” that he trips over and knocks down Trapito.

Claudia has entered Marco’s love mobile and makes herself more comfortable by leaning her seat waaaay back (I guess that’s the position she’s most accustomed to). Marco asks just HOW important her client is. Claudia, an expert at this game, says that ALL her clients are important. Marco thinks it would be a real shame to waste such a beautiful day on work (there must be a lot of beautiful days in D.F., ‘cause Marco never works). It doesn’t take long to convince Claudia to blow off her “client” and head off with Marco to some quiet/discreet place to just hang out. You know, like friends. Of course, Claudia NEVER does this kind of thing. Oh no, Marco neither. And of course, Claudia respects Ale so much and would never do anything to jeopardize their relationship. Marco agrees, yes, everyone respects Ale. And Claudia is sure Ale is having a blast in Puerta Vallarta right now. Uh…Marco does not agree. “Alejandra?! Ha!”

Ale and Rafa straighten out their game plan before entering the restaurant for their meeting with the Three Stooges of RefriTransports (Grabby, Gropy, and Sleezy). Ale will speak first, laying out the proposal, and then Rafa will move in to close. They are both looking quite lovely- Rafa in a pastel shirt and white linen pants and blazer; Ale in a short, form fitting sea blue/green dress with a draped front. The Three Stooges are licking their lips in anticipation. Head of Sales, Grabby, makes a bet with the other two that if he strikes out with Ale, they get to have a go. Deal! They can barely keep up to wipe the drool off their chins when they see Ale enter. Grabby sits Ale next to him, grabs her hand and starts working his way up her arm. Ale is trying to talk business, but the Stooges are too busy ogling and fondling her, Rafa is too busy exchanging flirty glances with the cute hostess, and I am too disgusted to understand what she’s saying. Ale’s eyes go wide and she sends out a silent plea for help. Rafa doesn’t notice. Grabby starts stroking Ale’s hair and working his hand up her leg, and talking about going to a more romantic spot to further discuss. Ale’s getting desperate and acts as if she needs to check with Rafa first. “I don’t know. MI AMOR?” Rafa does a double take. He and the Stooges are impactados.

When we come back from commercial break, Rafa is still impactado, and Ale is still inquiring, “Mi amor? They want US to go to a bar with them.” She pointedly takes his hand and puts on a high pitched syrupy voice that would make Vicky proud. “You two are esposos?” Ale makes up some excuse about them not advertising it, as it’s not allowed at Autos Siglo for employees to be involved with each other. “No one at work knows.” The Stooges are clearly disappointed they have lost their expected prize for the night. Grabby gets a call just then from the boss, and Rafa and Ale take the opportunity to step outside to reassess their game plan, making the excuse they are going to call home to check in on their kids.

Once outside, Rafa scolds Ale for making up such a lie. She scolds him for not paying attention and for making eyes at the hostess. He reminds her that she told him not to speak. Ale then informs him that Grabby made an indecent proposal to her. “Qué?!” Rafa is outraged and Ale has to hold him back from rushing in and killing the Stooges. She tries to calm him down and tells him that regardless of how slimy those guys are, they have to close the deal. She wants him to stick to the story of them being married. Rafa can’t understand Ale. At the hospital she was upset that they thought she was his wife; at the beach she was upset that they assumed she was his girlfriend; but tonight she wants them to pretend to be husband and wife! “And when we’re back in Mexico (D.F.) and they happen to see us? Will we say we’re separated, divorced?” Ale doesn’t care about later. She only cares about right now and closing the deal, while keeping Grabby off her. “Here and now, you are my faithful husband.” Rafa agrees, but lets Ale know that if Grabby tries anything again, he will “tear him to pieces!”

“No one, NO ONE messes with Rafael Medina’s woman!” Ale looks shocked and impressed.

Turns out the boss has told Grabby during the call that this deal is important and he better not mess it up. Uh oh! The Three Stooges realize that they have probably already screwed things up big time and decide to be on their best behavior once Ale and Rafa return. They start by pulling out Ale’s seat for her like gentlemen and ordering the best tequila for the table. The talk turns to polite socializing. “How long have you two been married?” “Uh…three years.” Yeah, that’s it. “And you have kids?” “Yes, and one on the way.” Ale’s not too happy with this answer Rafa’s just blurted out, and especially not when he indicates that they’re as amorous and productive as bunnies.

Ale tries to get the talk back to business, but it turns out that the Three Stooges need some more time to look the proposal over (since they didn’t even set eyes on it last time). They suggest that they meet early the next morning. Heck, they want Ale and Rafa to spend the whole weekend with them and their families. They can all fly back together on Sunday evening. Ale makes the excuse that they’ve got a baptism, wedding and birthday party to attend that weekend, so they have got to get back to D.F. Fine, then tomorrow morning it is. Looks like Ale and Rafa will be spending another night at the No-Tell Motel. They both look shell-shocked at the idea. “Another night with La Licenciada/Medina???”

Meanwhile back in the D.F., Vicky is making everyone practice their hiding poses and yell, “Sorpresa Pajarito!”, for the surprise welcome home party she is throwing Rafa that night. I think she’s the one in for a surprise when he doesn’t show.

Marco and Claudia spent the day drinking tequila in that discreet location and now he has dropped her off at home. Her roommates are all away and she would just love to show Marco her place…too bad! Marco has to go pick Ale up at the airport. He whacks his car in frustration as he watches Claudia sashay away and blow him a kiss. He’s in for a surprise too when he realizes he lost this golden opportunity for nothing.

Tomorrow: Rafa and Ale have to tell Vicky and Marco that they are spending another night at the beach. They are not pleased.

Happy birthday Pata! I am off to Ecuador this weekend and back the following Sunday. Have a great week everyone! I hope someone can recap next Thursday. I also hope that I get the chance to catch up on all the telenovela episodes I will miss. :)

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Thanks to Aleida over at TW for posting the link to this story in the NYT. Here is the link to the shopping site.

Dora loses track of Daniel in the only restaurant with a ball room in Miami (TORWBRIM)! Natalia tells Marisa that she was with Daniel but Marisa doesn't see him leading her to conclude that he doesn't exist. Natalia is a cutie! She has a tendency to look at the camera or whoever is behind the camera, though.

Nariza gives her hysterics performance for Said. He makes Jade give him the key to her room and reassures the witch that she can go anywhere she wants in the house. If looks could kill, Said and Nariza would be dead. Said leaves for work saying that he wants harmony in his house. Good luck with that.

Lucas thinks Natalia has a serious problem if she is seeing imaginary friends. Marisa has seen a child psychologist who thinks it is ok. Marisa suggests that Natalia has to have imaginary friends because Daddy won't give her a little brother. Lucas points out that it was Marisa who wanted the kid to stay home with her instead of going to school with other children. When Marisa suggests that they all go on vacation, Lucas says that she can go wherever but he has to work. This sets Marisa off on her usual rant about Jade and she makes her usual threat to leave with Natalia and never let Lucas see her again.

Lucas thinks about Jade and has flashbacks.

Jade is in the ruins thinking about Lucas and having flashbacks.

Said is looking for Jade. She is in the medina buying her contraceptive herb.

Zoraida tells Latifa that she wouldn't have given the herb to Jade if she had asked for it. She says that children are important and Jade will regret her error.

Not yet, she won't. She's drinking the contraceptive Kool-aid. Said comes in and Jade hastily hides the glass. Said gives her a jade necklace to replace the one she lost. She doesn't even say thanks.

Leo is planning a big family vacation to Europe when Lucas comes in from the pool. Natalia says that her friend Daniel has a mole just like Lucas'. Rosa is convinced that Diego's ghost has come to visit Natalia. Leo thinks that Natalia has overheard Leo and him talking about the mole. Marisa suggests that if Natalia has made up an imaginary friend that has the same mole as her father, it's because she wants Lucas to spend more time with her. Lucas says that he spends plenty of time with Natalia and if he didn't have to work, he would spend more.

Since the clone is now a child, Rosa looks at a picture of Diego and Lucas as children and wishes Diego would appear to her.

Jade comes to Ali's house while Zoraida is praying with the other women in the house. She says that she can't join them because she has her period and is impure. Now we have a big long scene where one of Ali's wives comes and accuses him of treating his first wife better than she. This scene seems to have two purposes: 1. Latifa wants to get Mohamed to make a promise in writing not to take another wife; and 2. Said says to Jade that Ali should divorce the complaining wife. Jade asks what would make Said divorce his wife. He says that he would divorce his wife if she made a scandal that brought humiliation to a man. "A scandal," says Jade thoughtfully and we know exactly where this is going to go.

The same dance club. The same music. Dora and Osvaldo. The same argument.

Zoraida admires Jade's pendant. Jade asks Zoraida to read the coffee grounds on the whereabouts of her old pendant.

Lucas is combing jewelry stores in Miami (there is more than one?) looking for the pendant. He runs into Marisa and tells her he was looking for a band (correa) for his watch.

Jade asks where her stone is. Zoraida says that it is very far away. Jade asks if someone found it. Zoraida says, "I see a hand hiding it. It's an encounter in time. When the past meets the present in the figure of a man, you will get the stone back." Jade is frustrated with how cryptic Zoraida's prophecies are.

Nariza shows up and guesses that Zoraida has been reading the coffee grounds. [Once again, Jade has gotten Zoraida in trouble.] Fortunately, Nariza wants Zoraida to read the coffee grounds for her to find out if she will find a man. "I see a man," says Zoraida, "He has eyes like a cat. He doesn't live in this land. He lives.. That love will be the happiness that will cure your sadness and the sadness that will ruin your happiness." Zoraida is sure that this means she will marry Osvaldo.

Lucas is moping around his office having flashbacks of his conversations with Jade. In comes Marisa. She accuses him of trying to find Jade's pendant. Lucas initially denies it but finally admits it. He says that the pendant doesn't belong to him and he wants to return it to its rightful owner. Marisa says that it is obvious that Lucas doesn't care for her anymore, their marriage is over and she wants a divorce. No problem, says Lucas.

Leo has bought the bar for Cristina. She tells Vicki about her plans for promoting it. She hopes Leo will come the grand opening.

It's the day of the grand opening of Cristina's bar. Albieri wants to take Daniel to the zoo. Dora wants Daniel to go with her to the bar. Daniel overhears Dora tell Vicki that she won't let him see Albieri again.

Albieri tells Luisa that he isn't going to the opening of the bar because he has promised to take Daniel to the zoo.

Latifa goes into labor.

Daniel slips away from the opening of the bar presumably to look for Albieri. Dora is frantic.

Albieri is worried that Leo might see Daniel at the opening of the bar. He tells Luisa that he has changed his mind. He will go to the opening alone, fetch Daniel and bring him back. Luisa does not understand what is going on.

Enrique is giving Rosa spiritual advice (that is, advice about visits of the spirits of the dead). He reassures her that if Diego's spirit has returned, it is because he doesn't want his loved ones to worry. Leo comes in. Enrique reminds Leo that this is the day of the opening of the bar and he should go. Leo says that he isn't going to be part of a Cristina's jokes.

Zoraida tells Jade to take Nariza's nasty comments away from Latifa. Jade takes her to the kitchen and asks to be told about the guy in the coffee grounds. Nariza tells Jade that Mohamed ruined her marriage with Osvaldo but he has written to say that he will be back. She says that her destiny is not in Morocco. She will go back to Florida with Latifa and Mohamed and marry Osvaldo.

Said, Abdul and Ali are summoned to the delivery of Latifa's baby. As soon as Mohamed comes into the room where Latifa is, he faints and has to be helped out of the room.

It's a high class bikini show for Cristina's bar. She is sure that it will bring in customers to the bar as will her other promotional ideas.

Dora and Vicki don't find Daniel at her apartment.

A scary homeless person finds Daniel.

The credits roll.

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Marisa badgers Lucas about Jade. She accuses him of bringing Jade to Miami. She knows because she saw Jade at TORIM (The Only Restaurant in Miami). She wants to know if he is going to run away with her. He shouts that what he had with her is dead, and he has nothing to do with her. She asks him why he still has her picture in his nightstand, then she brings up the necklace. He says he returned it to her family, but he won’t swear to it. I find myself thinking, if Marisa wasn’t such a hag, maybe Lucas would make more of an effort to be united with her. Then I remember how kind and patient Said is with Jade, and that’s not working either.

Marisa goes to Leo’s office and asks for a piece of her jewelry from the safe. He gets it for her. Soon Lucas shows up, asking for the necklace, intending to send it back to Morocco. Leo says he just gave it to Jade. Marisa sells it at a jewelry store.

Said checks that Jade really wants to return to Morocco. He confesses that he was afraid she’d like Miami better and want to stay. But he sees that she’s not happy there like she was before. His conclusion is that he is beginning to win her love.

Nariza badgers Latifa some more. When she leaves, Latifa says she’d rather live back in the US because it’s against the law to take a second wife there. Nariza enters the women’s chambers and finds Ali’s three wives watching the novela disk. She screeches that they’ll all burn in H@ll for it. They say it’s Zoraida’s just as Zoraida enters. Nariza says she’s taking it to show Ali, but really she sneaks it into Mohamed’s house to watch it. It gets her all excited and she imagines herself belly dancing for Ali. She cries that they ruined her life.

Lucas gets home and Marisa tells him she sold the necklace, but it was only worth ten dollars. They have a big fight. She says she’s fed up with his obsession for Jade. (You ain’t the only one, Sister!) She tells him that if he ever sees Jade again, she (Marisa) will tell Jade’s husband, and Jade and Lucas will both pay dearly for what they’ve done.

Vicky counsels Cristina to start a business that is less complicated than a spa, like a beauty parlor or cake business. Cris is sure that Leo will support her for the rest of her life. If that’s her retirement plan, I hope she has a picture of Dorian Gray in the attic, because sugar daddies don’t spend their money on women who age.

Dora complains that she feels like she is losing her son to Albieri. Meanwhile at his house, Albi writes in his journal that Daniel behaves just like Diego. “Mi Daniel.”

Jade goes to the kitchen and sneaks some of her herb from the pantry. In the with-family room we find Mohamed and Latifa, Ali, Said, and Nariza. They are talking about Latifa’s baby. Jade comes out and the bag of herbs slips out of her pocket. She doesn’t notice but Nariza does. She announces that Jade must be using it to avoid pregnancy. Jade claims ignorance, saying she just likes its aroma in tea. Ali rants at Zoraida for allowing this poison in his house. Then Nariza tattles to Ali that there is an even worse poison in his house, the naughty telenovela that belongs to Zoraida. Z says Nariza has it, and Nariza claims she burned it, but that she never watched it.

Leo is talking to Lucas and Marisa, and he tells them that he thinks it’s time for them to have another child. Brilliant idea! That way, when they split up, which is likely considering the magnitude of their daily fights, each can take one child. Great idea, Pop. Much less messy when you have an even number of children, don’t you think? Rosa chimes in. Yeah, if grandpa has the right to meddle in Lucas and Marisa’s most intimate matters, why not the housekeeper? Marisa answers in that she would like to, but Lucas “avoids” it. He goes to his room and remembers when he and Jade talked about having children. Funny, I don’t remember them ever having much of any conversation. Well, I may not remember the conversation, but Jade does. Said finds her and assumes she’s sad because she hasn’t gotten pregnant because of the herb. He assures her that he’ll ask Allah for children.

At the playground, the nanny tells Marisa that she’s gotten a better job. Marisa whines, “Do you know how horrible it is to be left without a nanny?” Pobrecita, imagine if she had to take care of her own child while she lounges around the house all day. Dora brought Daniel to the same playground. It must be TOPIM (The Only Playground in Miami), right next door to TORIM. Daniel meets Natalia and they become friends. Daniel gives her a kiss on the cheek like Diego would. Natalia bats her eyes like Marisa would. Dora takes a picture of the children together. The nanny thinks that Dora is Daniel’s nanny. Natalia looks glum through the whole episode.

Leo shows Natalia a photo album. She wants to know who Cristina is. Then he turns to a picture of when Diego was young, but Natalia insists that it’s her friend Daniel from the park. Later Rosa tells Lucas that the spirit of Diego must have appeared to Natalia, but Lucas says that all children invent an invisible friend. Meanwhile Cristina asks Daniel about his new friend. Dora says that he doesn’t stop talking about her. Cristina says that Daniel should invite her to play at the house. It’s never too early to learn to “conquistar” a girl. Anyone else find this disturbing?

Cristina presents her next “Entrepreneur Barbie” project to Leo: buy a bar that’s failing because no one’s spending money on going out these days. She babbles on about all her plans. Leo wonders to himself, “Why can I never tell her no? She only causes problems, but she’s the only one who makes me happy.”

Rosa and Enrique are discussing Natalia’s new friend. They conclude that it’s the spirit of Diego, and he must have a message for them. Enrique says that they should have a Mass said (sponsor one), to help them find out. I’m guessing that the reading for that mass will not be I Samuel 28.

Danny shows Albi the picture from the park, and Albi recognizes Natalia. Probably from all the time Albi spends at Leo’s house. Albi tells Danny not to tell Luisa.

Jade and Zoraida go out shopping, so Nariza races to Jade’s room, locks the door, and watches the steamy novela. Now she imagines herself dancing seductively for both Ozzie and the man who offered her a temporary marriage. She has to fan herself because it’s too hot to handle. But Jade forgot her wallet, comes back, and finds her bedroom door locked. Nariza claims she just wanted to use Jade’s mirror. Jade yells at her to stay out of her room. They both screech about how the other will pay for her sins on judgment day. Gee, I wonder what The Judge thinks about them judging and cursing each other? Said comes home and they rehash their fight in front of him.

Dora and Marisa both end up at TORIM, and both the kids are along. Danny and Natalia meet in the ball pit, and Natalia asks about his birthmark. He says he was born with it.

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Heartbroken Juan doesn't make it to the church on time. He cries to the Virgen that love has been ripped from his chest. He says he gives back his heart. He takes off his mom's rosary and leaves it draped over the chair Aimee sat in for the ceremony. That's cold, man. That's your mama's rosary. Eh, he relents and goes back for it. The Virgen's looking at him like, "Mhm, I know you didn't just disrespect your mama!"

Jimena misses an opportunity to tell the truth and says "mi amor" was just some random diarrhea of the mouth. Well, Gabe's cool with it. He's also so stupid he didn't recognize the girl from the kiss. He wants to see Estrella. Jimena says she's off getting treatment, but she sends letters. Gabe comes up with the idea of sending letters through Jimena. "Estrella" liked his goodbye letter. Gabe wants Jime to tell Estrella that he loves her and can't live without her. I don't know who's the bigger dumbass in this scenario.

Regina wants Clemencia to quit worrying about her. She'll get over it. Clem says she needs luuuuuuuurve. Well, here comes Juan galloping through the fields as Reggie drives the carriage. Reg realizes it's Juan and urges the horses on to intercept. Clemencia isn't happy about this. She does manage to get close and almost run him over, but she doesn't quite make it. They argue about who's the bad driver here. Juan tells her he's going to look for Aimee. Regina says Juan swore to leave Aimee alone, but Juan says that was before, and if she came back to him, all bets were off. So all bets are off. Well, she's married and he has no more right over her, so he needs to git. And Reggie's not scared of him, no sir. She'd do anything to keep Aimee and Renato together. Juan says they need to settle accounts and he's going to squeeze the life out of Aimee until all Renato has left is her corpse.

Rod makes a speech welcoming his guests. The newlyweds dance their first dance, accompanied by little girls in matching dresses. We get a nice shot down Aimee's dress. Dancing. Facial expressions.

Juan finally rides off, yelling at Clemencia to get the nun off his case. He makes the mistake of getting off his horse and Reggie goes after him with her puny little fists. Clemencia wants a word with Juan. Juan can't say no to his mother figure.

Jimena and Gabe have a nice walk while he tells her about the adventure in Cuba. Gabe caresses her face, but tells her she's his best friend. Friends with benefits, Gabe? Gabe's even starting to realize that he might like Jime better than Estrella. He awkwardly leaves and Jimena feels sorry for herself.

Clemencia tells Juan not to go killing people. "You're a Montes de Oca too." She reminds him who his mother was, but he insists this is why he needs to get revenge. Clemencia says that won't honor the memory of his parents--they did everything in the name of love, their feelings were pure and noble. Juan remembers that his dad said that Maria del Rosario was love. Clem agrees. She begs him not to do anything to Renato. Juan says he was going to forgive, but this wedding has just pissed him off too much and he can't hold back anymore. Now he gets on his horse and leaves for real. Clem and Reggie get back in the carriage, Reggie at the wheel, to catch up with Juan.

The first dance ends and Aimee leaves to powder her nose. Renato thanks everyone for being there. He hopes they'll have a good time and share in the happiness. "Let's get this party started!" Dancing, little girls in dresses running around. Eloisa can't get Fully to dance with her, but the dumbass sends Fed in his place. Fed even holds back until Raul pushes him into it. And now he's in Eloisa's clutches, and not looking too happy about it. She reminds him they have a date tomorrow. He's freaking out at how public she's being.

Juan keeps riding. The red shirts are coming, the red shirts are coming!

Noel wonders where Regina is, but Leo doesn't give a crap. Noel is still, somehow, shocked at her lack of caring.

Regina tries to drive the carriage fast AND question Clemencia about how she knows Juan. Clem tells her to keep her eyes on the road and drive faster.

Night falls. Rod gives a toast. Juan rides into the courtyard on his horse. Rod gets pissed off and Leo falls on her knees grabbing him around the waist to keep him from going after Juan. Juan gets up in Renato's face asking where "s/he" is, but he won't say who, he just keeps saying "you know who you are, get out here!" Juan tells Renato he has nothing to do with this, but he offers to tell him who he's looking for, if Renato really wants to know. Aimee looks on, worried that the jig might finally be up. And we'll find out…after this break. Pfft.

The standoff continues. Rod tries to attack again. Leo slaps Juan across the face. Noel asks everyone to calm the hell down and behave themselves. He demands an explanation from Juan. The sheriff calls for backup. Renato wants an explanation. Regina arrives. Juan looks at Aimee in answer to "Who are you looking for?" Aimee faints and Renato goes to see to her. Clemencia begs him to keep his promise not to hurt the girls. She begs him to leave. He fights his way out past the sheriff's men with his trusty stick. Fulgencio makes note of Juan's prowess. Finally, when it's 10:1 they get Juan subdued. Reggie hugs Clemencia. Rod tells Aimee not to talk. She says she feels dizzy. Leo blames it on the scandal. Aimee pretends not to have seen what was going on. The doc checks her out for about half a second and says she's fine, just too much excitement with the wedding. Raul gripes at Fully that Juan isn't gone like Fully said he was. Fully is suspicious of Raul's reaction. Fully kind of likes Juan, but Eloisa thinks Fully should be scandalized! Fully says he does admire the man--few dare so much. Raul and Fed disagree that admiration is appropriate. Raul is really wigging out, but Fully doesn't think Juan's that dangerous. Fully thinks Juan must have a good reason for what he did.

All the sheriff's men carry Juan out to their cart. Remigio rides up and asks what's up. "I didn't do nothin'" says Juan. I'm going to have to disagree with him on that. Juan swears he'll be back, earning him a further beating. As he's carted off, literally, he screams "Aimee! Aimee! Aimee!" (drink!)

Aimee is still being fussed over. She apologizes for causing a spectacle. She refuses to go to her room and be checked out. Leo tries to insist, but Aimee says she just wants to stay with her new hubby. Rod says if Aimee says she feels fine, they've got to believe her. Noel votes they continue the party. Renato votes that Aimee get checked out. She'll go if Reggie goes with her. Renato carries her upstairs and Reggie follows. Fed comes up and asks if he can help. Rod wants to see what happened to Juan and refuses Noel's offer to take care of it. Leo also tells Noel to keep his nose out of it. Rosenda goes to attend to Leo. She asks for a good strong drink.

Rod tells the sheriff that was the same guy who attacked him outside the church. Rod wants Juan lost indefinitely. For a generous fee, of course.

Regina yells at Aimee to quit pretending she's sleeping. "Quit faking and get up, already! Put on a happy face, princess, and keep lying like you've been doing. And then you'd better pray that that guy forgets about wanting revenge or when the shit hits the fan, it's all your fault!"

Rod asks the sheriff for the full Juan de Dios treatment for Juan Jr. The sheriff says times have changed, but he'll do what he can.

Rod goes back in and asks the crowd to please forget the fuss and keep partying on. Leo shoos Rosenda away when she sees Rod coming over. They toast as Arcadio looks on jealously. Rosenda goes over to gossip with Arcadio. He tells her that Leo treats her like a servant…"Yeah, well, she treats you the same way!" Rosie pretends to be hurt by the way Leo treats Arcadio. Arcadio says it's the same way Renato treats her, like nothing. "Well, I've lost my chance with Renato, but maybe I'll have another chance."

Marlene cries to Frenchie. Yeah, yeah, you were a whore and a thief. Cry me a river.

Arcadio realizes that Rosie is setting her cap at Rod. He so doesn't think that's going to happen. Rosie says they need to stick together. She wonders who that guy was looking for--she has a funny feeling he was looking for one of the girls.

Marlene's still crying. Bad life choices, yadda, yadda, road less taken, blah, blah, blah. She's determined to fight for her daughter.

Arcadio reminds Rosie that secrets kill. Well, Rosenda just needs to find out which girl he was after. Arcadio think it was Reggie, seeing as how the other one's already taken. Aimee and Reggie rejoin the party. Reggie covered for Aimee with Renato, telling him that Aimee did have fainting fits at school. Yeah, cause she's such a fragile little thing. Renato thanks Reggie and Clem for taking care of Aimee. He thinks Reggie's the bestest sister ever. Aimee fishes for information about Juan. Renato says he didn't hurt anyone, but he wasn't looking for Rod this time. He plans to find him later and demand an explanation. He tells Aimee that Juan's the guy he fished out of the river. She begs him not to go looking for that ungrateful wretch! He's probably sick in the head! Renato tells her they need to just keep enjoying their day. Renato asks for the special drinks to be brought out so he and Aimee can toast together. "To you, to me, and so our love will be eternal." I'm glad Renato's called himself "cursi" (cheesy) before, so I don't have to.

Juan tries to argue his rights, but gets nowhere. The sheriff claims disturbing the peace and tells them to go lock Juan up already.

Clem worries to Reggie about what will happen when Juan gets out of prison. Reggie wants to know what their backstory is. Clemencia says it's a long story and now's not the time to tell it. Regina wants as much information as she can get to keep anything bad from happening. Clem says that the past always comes back.

The sheriff gets a visit from Remigio. He wants to see the new prisoner. The sheriff refuses. Remigio begs. The sheriff has his last remaining henchman throw Remigio out. Sheriff's hoping to turn a tidy profit on this latest deal with Rod.

Juan curses the sheriff's men, Renato, Aimee, himself for backing off on his revenge plans. He talks himself back into revenge mode again.

Tomorrow: Jimena and one of the hos plot; the battle for Reggie is on; Juan sits in jail; Gabe brings the smackdown to the sheriff's office.

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• Ale in her eensy teensy outfit (hiding ineffectively behind her newspaper) and the happily gawking Rafa take a calandria (horse-drawn cart) on a lovely travel-advertisement trip across the resort town (aww, cute ducklings) and Ale buys Rafa some very snappy clothes suitable for hot climes.
  
  
• They arrive at the scheduled breakfast on the beach where - after reminding each other that their wives aren't arriving until tomorrow and they are free as a bird tonight - the three Refri guys ogle Ale.
  
  One of them makes up some bull about needing more financing options. He won't be pressured into making a decision - she should get the info and they will all reconvene at dinner, 6:30 pm. Later, he tells his buddies he did it because "The Licenciada is MINE!"
  
  
• The Refri guys leave and Rafa wants to stuff a huge breakfast into his gob (since it was already paid for) but Ale is disappointed that her egg is not organic. She orders a papaya. Then she drags him away from the table (though not before he gets a doggy bag) and calls Auto Siglo, where Beltran has been badgering Susana every five minutes for news about the big sale.
  
  Ale tells Susana about the holdup. She asks Susana to postpone the meeting with the second-opinion lawyer. She also calls and tells Marco, who's still in bed with his blond bimbo but says he's in a meeting with Urdiales.
  
  Rafa gets a call from Vicki Vicki Vicki who squeals: "Are you back yet? I'll meet you at the airport." She howls to hear he'll be taking a night plane. "You PROMISED me!" Meanwhile, Ale is eavesdropping and stuffing her face - Rafa catches her with leftover breakfast in her mouth.
  
  
• At Auto Siglo, Susana tells the troops their reports will be due promptly at 6. Marino snarls at Nelson: "You better use your enchantment with her ASAP."
  
  
• Beltran, complaining that anxiety has made him practically a cadaver, he's being eaten up with death from the inside out, gathers the team and tries to motivate them to sell harder by saying he's going to put up a statue of Rafa, our best salesman, who always comes through at the last minute with something spectacular.
  
  They say that will just depress them, and why would he want them jealous of Medina?
  
  Beltran impulsively promises a CAR to the best salesman of the month. This lifts their spirits.
  
  Ramirez whispers to Marino (ridiculous poodle cut, best wig yet) that Rafa's sale is not a done deal and there's a good chance still for Marino to get the prize. Marino snarls he WILL win the car, by any means necessary.
  
  The team members ooh and aah over the car and variously say they would sell it - to pay debts, for a second honeymoon, etc. The General says she would have to sell it because it wouldn't look good to her comrades. Claudia says she'd buy great clothes and snag the rich guy she deserves. Marino says he'll win for sure, he has a 15-car deal in the works.
  
  Rosaura, after a little research, finds out the whole story and says Rafa's going to cream them all with his Refri sale. Ramirez, who was able to eavesdrop when Ale called, says Rafa's deal will fall through. Rosaura says the Refri guys wouldn't have invited Rafa to the beach just to say no deal. Marino bangs his head on the dashboard.
  
  
• Pointless scene #1: At the beauty parlor, the two guys bring in a TV - "My mom bought it to watch the American classic." Joshing about America vs Chivas. Turns out, they say, football is a game for MEN - and they like watching the cute guys on the field. Ovidia opines that what's important is what's between the ears not - physical attributes. She likes music and arty types, not troglodytes. Even her female customer, though, likes football. She is outnumbered.
  
  
• Pointless scene #2: those two policemen we keep seeing are eating tacos. The vendor complains when the cops hint they should get their tacos for free. They point out in a mildly threatening manner: the taco guy is obstructing an entrance etc. Taco guy grimaces in defeat. The cops complain, the tacos aren't that good anyway.
  
  
• Back in the hotel, Rafa is bouncing up and down with excitement about going to the beach. Ale cruelly says he can't go, this is a business trip, she doesn't want to lose him to some "bikini." Very silly cute squabble: "Beach beach beach." "No no no." He has a temper tantrum. "Please please please." Finally she says he can go but only if she comes with him.
  
  So they're on the beach. Ale asks Rafa if he really knows how to swim and turns out, he does, he took lessons. She tells him the ocean is not like the river, it can be dangerous. She settles down in the sand - she won't go swimming in case Susana calls. He runs down the beach, leaps in the water, and swims straight out.
  
  After a while he disappears. Ale gets worried, shouts his name, and finally flags down a lifeguard who swims in and scoops Rafa up and carries him back and dumps him on the beach. Ale is in anguish over his motionless form. Don't worry, they can't kill him off now, there are hundreds more episodes to go!
  
  
• Tomorrow: Rafa coughs up a fish. Claudia seduces Marco. And at the very last second of the preview it appeared that Ale, in order to deflect the amorous advances of Refri man, says she is Medina's wife!

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Remember that scene in When Harry Met Sally? Well, I'd like what our well-rounded, warm-hearted Nieves is having--two ardent males hot on her trail, one tall, well-dressed, charming and muy rico: the other short, stout, outrageously dressed but fabulously romantic and passionate. I'm ready to call 1-800 right now. Short of that, in my younger days, wouldn't have minded having Ximena's difficult choice--hawt and passionate Rolu, or sensitive and romantic Arny. But enough of these fantasies....what happened in today's episode?

Let's skip the rehash (you either saw it, or you read it, or both) and get to the main event. Tano is having one of his unfortunate conversations. After hearing that Mauricio is worried about Lobo sniffing around his girl, Tano helpfully adds that "Sure, they're in the same business, have the same goals, talk the same language..."

Stop! Not helping. But he does promise to get the 411 on Lobo's dealings in Chicago when he goes there to work for NASCAR. Okay. Good friend after all. Just needs a little coaching in conversational empathy. There's some more nattering about Aldo's disappearance, the no-show of the detective, everything's falling apart at once. Tano assures Mau everything will work out. (These bland assurances always annoy the hell out of me. He needs more coaching fer sure.) They finish breakfast, Mauricio walks him to the door. Handshake. Man hug and Tano nestles his head on Mau's shoulder. Sweet. Off he goes to the U.S. to find out the dirt on Lobo.

Next scene: Paula and Christian are dragging back from the all night velorio for Alicia....but not together! as Paula insists on pointing out. Estrella, all excited, is off to her first gynecologist's appointment. Nieves appears on the scene fretting about HER baby, Beto, and just where he might be. No problem. Probably having a hot night with la Momia like you did with Cesarin, you picarona! Well, she's worried about Cesar too. He didn't show up for dinner last night. Christian gives her the grievous news that Cesar is languishing in jail. And all because of Marcos. Nieves Warpath comin' up. With a stuffed Giraffe purse as her scabbard and shield.

Drama time. Mauricio arrives home to find Tere waiting. Grieving for the loss of her friend Alicia ,but also worried about Monita and that skanky Lobo (sorry Julia) hanging around her. Luisa bounds down the steps and adds more worries: Dani is burning up with fever and is calling out constantly for Monita. Time to whip out the wet cloths, ice cubes and wonder of wonders, get a doctor who makes house calls. We break for ads that are mostly about junk food-- Coke, pizza and candy bars. All we need now is a Diabetes Type 2 announcement.

When we come back (lusting after all the wrong food) we're at Jimmy's gym and Lobo is asking Jimmy to fill in for him with Momia because el Jairo is back. Jimmy warns him about how dangerous Jairo is when Lo.!.the devil himself appears. In a really busy, brightly patterned shirt. Shoot the guy for bad fashion sense. His menacing goons are all in black, the better to highlight his bright hues. Our thug is also an accountant and has figured all the interest Lobo owes him on the money he lost years ago. Uh oh.

Back to the apartment. Mauricio decides to head for the vecindad to see if he can bring back Monita. Dani is quite convincing, seeming almost delusional in her sweaty, feverish state. And Andres has taken Luisa to school. Whoops. Not really worried about Dani but definitely worried about Luis in Andres' clutches. Smooth guy. Hot car. Dangerous. I'll have what she's having. Nah. Not really.

Lobo's trying to talk his way out of Jairo's threats. His career in the States is in the toilet, he's got no money, no wife, nuthin'. Jairo gets it, but promises if Lobo plays his cards right, he'll be in the money again. Constanza arrives, looking fine, and wondering who the local talent is. Jimmy quietly fills her in on Jairo's mafioso dirty-dealing secret betting rap sheet. Stay away from him. Yeah, right.

Within two seconds Connie has skipped out to flag down Jairo and offer him a deal. She's going to win that fight with Monita even if she has to do it dirty. So do we have a deal on making some money off this? Jairo's on board. And a bit taken with the chutzpah of this high-class chick.

Now to the vecindad and a creepy scene. Hissabel, overplaying the grieving amiga, has stashed Alicia's ashes in a gaudy pink cookie tin. Ugh. Well, no point in paying for an urn when she's just going to scatter her ashes in the garden of the house in Moreléon. Callous cow indeed. But a practical callous cow. Mau arrives to beg Monita to come console feverish Dani. Mom jumps in to try and prevent it. Lobo backs her up. Mau tells them to butt out. Eventually persuades Monita to come. Mom volunteers Lobo to go with. Not needed sez Monita. Off they go. Time for one of Hissy's signature insults. In my day, the men had more guts, she sneers at Lobo. Poor guy. He's getting it from both sides--Jairo and Isabel. Tal para cual.

Nieves arrives in high dudgeon at the office. The giraffe is bristling. Her earrings are beyond description. And she is mad, mad, mad!!! Marcos, on the other hand, is looking hyper-thyroid. So upset his eyes are bugging out of his head. He can't believe she and Cesar spent the night together. And he really can't believe she wants him to withdraw the charges. After all, she was SE. CUES. TRADA. No way, sniffs Nieves. I was home the next day safe and sound. And during the night!? A little eye-roll and lubricious smile. Well he took me to an hotel, a room filled with carnations, candles, the fragrance of scented soap....and a Jacuzzi! Fortunately she spares him further details but he knows his Nieves and is suffering....Yes, the pains of those horns sticking out of his forehead are grievous indeed.

Well, it seems our Nieves is unashamedly a woman who can love two men (hey, why stop at that number?) and is laying it on the line (as she practically gets bent double over the desk by an ardent and forgiving Marcos). After she rescues the giraffe that got squished in this fit of passion, she announces that she loves Marcos....but she loves Cesar too. So get 'im outta jail. Punto. The winning argument? Cesar's only crime is loving me. And you, Marcos, are guilty of the same crime. Marcos caves. She gives him a quick kiss and scoots out. Our befuddled AARP galan holds out his empty arms and wonders just what the h**l happened. End of scene.

Mientras tanto, Constanza, fresh from deal-making with Jairo, now huddles with Isabel. Seems money needs trump the finer feelings. Although she doesn't really want Monita to die, if heads have to roll, better her than Miss Constanza. She accepts Hissy's deal and promises to help our vile serpent lady with her even viler plans. Oh Connie...we were actually hoping better for you.

And Beto? Fresh from a little menacing by Ocar, and a subsequent bondage fantasy with Connie (yesterday's episode...you haven't forgotten have you?) he's now relaxing by playing with his little luchadores figurines. Action Jackson Mexico style. Paula, delivering a cappucino, is outraged. So is he. Why isn't she wearing one of those mini-skirts and a "lift and separate" bra like a good secretary would? She demands the papers he needs to sign. He drops them. She bends over to pick them up and he gets an eyeful. Threats to report him for harassment to the Executive Secretaries Sindicate. Go Paula! Enter Gabriela. Beto informs her about Oscar's threats and how he helped Connie to marry Mauricio and then swindle him out of his money. Gabriela's stunned that she didn't think of this connection. Go Gaby. You're the brightest of the bunch. Do something. We leave Beto with his dolls and hopefully, Gaby with a plan.

Now we're at the cabaña (Nest of Nefariousness) and Sal and Aldo are having a heart to heart. Sal is marveling at the impulsiveness of youth, the lack of considering consequences and Aldo's impending fatherhood. Aldo is wishing he could do it all over and make better choices. Sal's rethinking things and actually wishing he'd been a little more impulsive and less fearful of change. And fear is now the topic. Aldo's very afraid....that they'll never get out, he'll never see his dad and Estrella again, never see his baby born. Well, Sal's afraid too. But there's no harm in that. The only wrong would be not to control that fear. A paternal hug. Sal gently brushes Aldo's hair. Cross your fingers.

Monita has finally arrived at Dani's bedside and our little gal is working it for all she's worth. She's missed Monita. And looking at the doctor, she says, these are my parents. I love them a lot. They're going to get married and we'll all live together, right? Good idea, Dani. I'll have what you're having.

Family matters also at the gynecologist's office. Estrella is moved to tears by the ultrasound pictures of her little baby--his tiny head, his steadily beating heart. But her cachorro isn't with her to see this. She's alone. All alone. Regrets and loneliness. Nope, don't want what she's having. Well, the baby yes! Love 'em. But not the loneliness. Let's keep our fingers crossed for her too.

Doc has checked out Dani, prescribed medications, encouraged Mau to call if there are any other concerns and leaves. Dani is still working her program, reminding Monita that she's her mother and she wants her here. Mau and Monita both try and explain that she's busy training for a fight but Monita promises to come as often as possible. Next our clever minx insists that Mau take Monita home. Tere can watch over her while he's gone. Nuthin' doing. Once they're out of the room, our stubborn monkey insists on taking the microbus home. She wants no time with two-timing Mau, thank you very much. He protests his innocence. She doesn't believe a word and she's off.

Now we're at the park. El Jairo on a bench. Henchmen standing. Lobo arriving and looking stressed. He's got no money to pay Jairo so--go ahead and shoot me! Jairo stands, smiles craftily and reaches in his suit jacket. Lobo gulps. And Jairo pulls out a cigarette case, lights up and makes his proposition. I've got a way to get you out of debt and make a lot of money. All you have to do is arrange for Monita to lose the fight in the third round. That's crazy! No way! Way. Otherwise both you and Monita will pay with your lives.

Ay yi yi. Don't want what they're having. And there we end.

Previews:

Oscar's having a bad day. Cranky at being stuck in the cabaña. Hoping that Jeronimo may die. Otherwise he might just have to give him a little nudge in that direction.
Monita is busy training for the fight.
But Beto overhears Lobo and el Jairo talking about their plan to throw the fight.
Tune in tomorrow.

Vocabulary:
En mis dias, los hombres tenian más agallas. Men had more guts in my day.
Le quedo chico el jinete. lit. her rider is small. In other words, you Lobo are a lightweight. (Isabel's further insult to Lobo)
siempre se le suelta la lengua = Nieves telling Marcos that Beto runs off at the mouth (and told her about the marriage proposal before)
Usted no se meta! Tu no te metas! Stay out of this! Mauricio talking to Isabel and Lobo.
esparcir = scatter (as in scattering Alicia's ashes)
ne se le despegaba = he's always around her (lit. he's stuck to her) Mauricio complaining about Lobo's hanging around Monita.
susdicho = aforementioned, aforesaid An example of Christian's legalistic language, talking about Cesar's whereabouts
picarona = rascal, minx Paula, teasing Nieves about her passionate night with Cesar
tal para cual = two of a kind
parlanchin, parlanchina = talkative, motor-mouth

Dicho of the Day

To make no sense No tener ni pies ni cabeza.

Decided on this phrase, because Isabel's pathological hatred still makes no sense to me. I find her cold capacity to murder....even her own daughter.... utterly baffling.

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