Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Doña Bárbara - Tues., Jan. 13 - Chicharrones and Arroz con carne de Puerco
Marisela tells Guerrero that she killed Meléndez. Guerrero presses her for details. Marisela hesitates while DB and Cecilia tell him that she is lying to protect Santos.
Juan Primito shows Gervasia the burnt jeep. She is horrified when she sees the bodies.
Andrés and Cósme tells Melesio that they are each in love with one of his granddaughters. Melesio says that they all need to talk about this.
Guerrero yells at Marisela asking if she was alone with Meléndez, if she was tied up, if he let her go? She doesn't know how to answer. All she can say is that Santos didn't do anything. DB and Cecilia continue to protest. Santos yells from his cell. Mujiquita tells Guerrero that Marisela needs to rest a little. Guerrero agrees to this but says that Marisela will rest in jail until he determines whether what she says is true.
While they are putting Marisela in a cell, she tells Santos that he has to be released. She killed Meléndez. DB insists on staying with Marisela since she is a minor.
The rebels asks if Melesio will let their terneras go away with them. This is news to Melesio. Genoveva says that they will travel the world being pursued. Altagracia tells her not to be a killjoy (aguafiesta). At this point Gervasia and JP come in and tell the news about the dead guys in the jeep. Gervasia faints.
Guerrero releases Santos. Santos refuses to leave when Marisela is in jail. Guerrero asks Marisela where she was held and she tells where the hut was. He asks how she killed Meléndez and she says, "I ran him through with a pitchfork and I left him there," ("Lo atravese con un trinchete y ahí lo dejé.") DB gets everyone to leave her alone with Marisela.
Guerrero tells Mujiquita to prepare a statement for Marisela to sign when she is calmer. Marisela and Santos tell Guerrero that Marisela is lying. She wouldn't hurt a fly. Santos suggests that Guerrero get some proof before he arrests people.
DB tells Marisela that she is stupid. Guerrero laid a trap and she fell into it. He doesn't have the proof to hold Santos or anyone. Marisela says that she got very upset when Guerrero accused Santos of something that she did. DB says that Marisela inherited her passionate nature. She loves Santos the same as DB does. Guerrero tells Marisela to come with him. They are going to visit the crime scene.
Pajarote and María Nieves find the crashed jeep. Pajarote finds Meléndez' wallet on the ground and the two bodies in the jeep. Melquíades is watching from hiding.
At the hut, everything is different. Guerrero asks if this where the murder took place and Marisela says yes and then no. Santos tells Guerrero again that Marisela is lying to protect him. Cecilia looks down and sees blood in the straw (you can hear a Ferruginous Pygmy Owl calling in the background - a series of short whistles. These owls often call during the day.) DB pushes more straw to cover up the blood with her foot.
Pajarote goes to Altamira to tell Lorenzo what is going on. Lorenzo tells Pajarote that he thinks it is very strange that Meléndez suddenly turns up dead and conveniently burnt to a crisp so as not to leave any clues. He asks Pajarote who could have done such a gruesome and well-planned thing. "Another barbarous death," says Pajarote, "very barbarous," (This works a little better in Spanish where the feminine form of the adjective to modify 'otra muerte' is 'bárbara.' We recall that the previous 'barbarous death' witnessed by Pajarote was the dismembered corpse of Julian Barreto discovered half eaten by the one-eyed alligator.)
At the site of the crash, Guerrero tells Santos that the corpses are burned beyond recognition. Things found at the site indicate that it was Meléndez and Sargeant Fierro in the jeep. Santos tells Guerrero that is it is clear that Marisela was lying. He should release her. Guerrero wonders what happened to the other soldier.
In the cell with DB, Marisela asks who cleaned up the place and how did Meléndez get burned up. DB tells her not to ask stupid questions. Marisela tells DB that Meléndez told her he was one of the men who raped her. DB admits this.
Antonio is back at work. Don Encarnación asks him to take Lucía to visit his nieces. She needs to meet people.
Marisela and DB-
M: You don't want to tell me about it?
DB: How could you want me to tell you about the horror of that night? You have already experienced something similar by being harassed by a lowlife. Imagine five of them, pursuing you like an animal, killing the man you loved, your father and ending the world that you knew. No, my child, you don't tell that. You survive that ... and it kills you.
M: That man deserved to die the way he did.
DB: Even worse.
M: And the others?
DB: They're in hell...(DB catches herself here) Or at least that is what I want. But I don't know what happened with them.
M: Because of them, you couldn't love me. What happened to you must have been horrible. I understand that.
DB: At least you understand that. Because I still don't understand what happened or forgive.
M: But you are happy now, right? You have him, you have Santos.
DB: Yes, I have him but I have no peace. I still sleep badly and every night the same nightmares pursue me. This anguish never leaves me. It's like being hungry and never being satisfied. It's like being thirsty and never slaking it. It's fear, child, and I've learned to live in fear (en el miedo).
DB offers Marisela a cigarillo.
She declines saying that she has tried to smoke with the terneras but it made her cough. DB says that she has bad habits and isn't a good example for anyone. Marisela says that DB isn't as bad as she thought she was.
M: You saved me when I was with that man.
DB: Are you converting me into a heroine?
M: I would like that.
DB: Don't do it. It's not worth it. I'm not worth anything as a mother, Marisela.
M: What you did the other night...
DB: Yes, I did it, I saved you. But understand, I didn't do it for free. Don't believe that I have changed, child. I continue to be what I am. Your mother charges for her favors and they cost a lot.
M: Me? You will charge me for your favors?
DB: Yes, you, too. Unfortunately, being my daughter doesn't exempt you. You still don't know when I will have give you the bill (pasarte la factura). My affection is... expensive, very expensive, child.
Marisela and DB are released from the lockup. DB tells Marisela that she is out of prison, she didn't kill anyone, Santos is free. Her mother took care of everything. Marisela runs to Santos and he embraces her and thanks her for what she did to try and save him. DB is instantly consumed with jealousy.
Santos brings Marisela back to Altamira. (Look at this scene carefully. It is clear that Genesis wasn't there when it was filmed. You never see her face with Lorenzo or Santos. They used a double.)
DB returns to El Miedo. She is beside herself with jealousy of Marisela. She tells Eustachia that Santos believes that Marisela invented the story that she killed Meléndez to save Santos and now she is the heroine while DB, who did so much to save them both, is here alone. Eustaquia says that she doesn't understand. She thought that DB had realized that she loved her daughter. DB says that she does love Marisela but when she sees her with Santos, she wants to kill her.
Santos asks Marisela to tell him what really happened with Meléndez when Gonzalo comes in. She embraces him and asks Santos to leave them alone.
Pernalete comes to see DB and complains about the soldiers hanging around in Progresso. DB tells him that is why she wanted to talk to him. DB says that she is fed up with having the soldiers around, too. Pernalete says that nothing can be done about it. DB says that she will tell him how to get the soldiers out of Progresso.
Gonzalo asks Marisela to go far away with him. He promises that she will never regret it. Sadly, Marisela says that she can't. "Why?" asks Gonzalo. "Because I'm not in love with you," replies Marisela.
María Nieves tries to make jokes about the burnt-up soldiers (chicharrones) but his attempts at humor fall flat. Altagracia says that MN's story are unpleasant and boring. Pajarote asks why Genoveva isn't celebrating with the other terneras. Is she eaten up with envy that they are getting married while she has missed the boat? ("a ti te está dejando el tren," literally, "the train has left her behind") Pajarote says that if he were stranded with her on a desert island, he would climb the highest palm tree and throw himself off because she is bitter and unpleasant and has the soul of an old maid (solterona), the body of an old maid and the face of an old maid.
Antonio brings Lucía to Melesio's house. When he hears that two of the terneras are going to marry the rebels, he says that his cousins can't marry men who are pursued by the authorities.
DB tells Pernalete to send telegrams to the Capitol complaining about abuses perpetrated by Meléndez and praising Guerrero for restoring order and recommending that he be promoted. Then Pernalete has to tell Guerrero that his promotion is thanks to DB. Pernalete says that what she asks will be difficult but if it means that the soldiers will leave he will do it. Santos returns to El Miedo.
DB tells Santos that soon the soldiers will leave and everything will be happy again in Progresso. Santos doesn't know how she can make that happen. DB says that she is a witch.
Melesio tells Antonio that when young people fall in love, it's better to go along with it and he thinks his granddaughters have chosen excellent partners.
Pernalete offers a toast, "to my intelligence, cleverness and power of persuasion."
Mujiquita doesn't know what he is talking about but he happy to drink Pernalete's booze. Josefa comes in and asks if it is true that Meléndez is dead. Mujiquita confirms that her protector is gone. He tells her to get out of his hotel and Pernalete tells her not to think about showing up at his house.
In bed with DB, Santos is thinking about Marisela and all she risked to save him. DB guesses this.
Cecilia asks Marisela whether she was telling lies about what happened with Meléndez to save Santos or was she telling the truth? Cecilia mentions the blood she saw in the hut. Marisela doesn't want to talk about that. Cecilia asks what Marisela is thinking. Marisela says that she thinks that she understands her mother now. She says that she feels guilty for falling in love with Santos.
Juan Primito shows Gervasia the burnt jeep. She is horrified when she sees the bodies.
Andrés and Cósme tells Melesio that they are each in love with one of his granddaughters. Melesio says that they all need to talk about this.
Guerrero yells at Marisela asking if she was alone with Meléndez, if she was tied up, if he let her go? She doesn't know how to answer. All she can say is that Santos didn't do anything. DB and Cecilia continue to protest. Santos yells from his cell. Mujiquita tells Guerrero that Marisela needs to rest a little. Guerrero agrees to this but says that Marisela will rest in jail until he determines whether what she says is true.
While they are putting Marisela in a cell, she tells Santos that he has to be released. She killed Meléndez. DB insists on staying with Marisela since she is a minor.
The rebels asks if Melesio will let their terneras go away with them. This is news to Melesio. Genoveva says that they will travel the world being pursued. Altagracia tells her not to be a killjoy (aguafiesta). At this point Gervasia and JP come in and tell the news about the dead guys in the jeep. Gervasia faints.
Guerrero releases Santos. Santos refuses to leave when Marisela is in jail. Guerrero asks Marisela where she was held and she tells where the hut was. He asks how she killed Meléndez and she says, "I ran him through with a pitchfork and I left him there," ("Lo atravese con un trinchete y ahí lo dejé.") DB gets everyone to leave her alone with Marisela.
Guerrero tells Mujiquita to prepare a statement for Marisela to sign when she is calmer. Marisela and Santos tell Guerrero that Marisela is lying. She wouldn't hurt a fly. Santos suggests that Guerrero get some proof before he arrests people.
DB tells Marisela that she is stupid. Guerrero laid a trap and she fell into it. He doesn't have the proof to hold Santos or anyone. Marisela says that she got very upset when Guerrero accused Santos of something that she did. DB says that Marisela inherited her passionate nature. She loves Santos the same as DB does. Guerrero tells Marisela to come with him. They are going to visit the crime scene.
Pajarote and María Nieves find the crashed jeep. Pajarote finds Meléndez' wallet on the ground and the two bodies in the jeep. Melquíades is watching from hiding.
At the hut, everything is different. Guerrero asks if this where the murder took place and Marisela says yes and then no. Santos tells Guerrero again that Marisela is lying to protect him. Cecilia looks down and sees blood in the straw (you can hear a Ferruginous Pygmy Owl calling in the background - a series of short whistles. These owls often call during the day.) DB pushes more straw to cover up the blood with her foot.
Pajarote goes to Altamira to tell Lorenzo what is going on. Lorenzo tells Pajarote that he thinks it is very strange that Meléndez suddenly turns up dead and conveniently burnt to a crisp so as not to leave any clues. He asks Pajarote who could have done such a gruesome and well-planned thing. "Another barbarous death," says Pajarote, "very barbarous," (This works a little better in Spanish where the feminine form of the adjective to modify 'otra muerte' is 'bárbara.' We recall that the previous 'barbarous death' witnessed by Pajarote was the dismembered corpse of Julian Barreto discovered half eaten by the one-eyed alligator.)
At the site of the crash, Guerrero tells Santos that the corpses are burned beyond recognition. Things found at the site indicate that it was Meléndez and Sargeant Fierro in the jeep. Santos tells Guerrero that is it is clear that Marisela was lying. He should release her. Guerrero wonders what happened to the other soldier.
In the cell with DB, Marisela asks who cleaned up the place and how did Meléndez get burned up. DB tells her not to ask stupid questions. Marisela tells DB that Meléndez told her he was one of the men who raped her. DB admits this.
Antonio is back at work. Don Encarnación asks him to take Lucía to visit his nieces. She needs to meet people.
Marisela and DB-
M: You don't want to tell me about it?
DB: How could you want me to tell you about the horror of that night? You have already experienced something similar by being harassed by a lowlife. Imagine five of them, pursuing you like an animal, killing the man you loved, your father and ending the world that you knew. No, my child, you don't tell that. You survive that ... and it kills you.
M: That man deserved to die the way he did.
DB: Even worse.
M: And the others?
DB: They're in hell...(DB catches herself here) Or at least that is what I want. But I don't know what happened with them.
M: Because of them, you couldn't love me. What happened to you must have been horrible. I understand that.
DB: At least you understand that. Because I still don't understand what happened or forgive.
M: But you are happy now, right? You have him, you have Santos.
DB: Yes, I have him but I have no peace. I still sleep badly and every night the same nightmares pursue me. This anguish never leaves me. It's like being hungry and never being satisfied. It's like being thirsty and never slaking it. It's fear, child, and I've learned to live in fear (en el miedo).
DB offers Marisela a cigarillo.
She declines saying that she has tried to smoke with the terneras but it made her cough. DB says that she has bad habits and isn't a good example for anyone. Marisela says that DB isn't as bad as she thought she was.
M: You saved me when I was with that man.
DB: Are you converting me into a heroine?
M: I would like that.
DB: Don't do it. It's not worth it. I'm not worth anything as a mother, Marisela.
M: What you did the other night...
DB: Yes, I did it, I saved you. But understand, I didn't do it for free. Don't believe that I have changed, child. I continue to be what I am. Your mother charges for her favors and they cost a lot.
M: Me? You will charge me for your favors?
DB: Yes, you, too. Unfortunately, being my daughter doesn't exempt you. You still don't know when I will have give you the bill (pasarte la factura). My affection is... expensive, very expensive, child.
Marisela and DB are released from the lockup. DB tells Marisela that she is out of prison, she didn't kill anyone, Santos is free. Her mother took care of everything. Marisela runs to Santos and he embraces her and thanks her for what she did to try and save him. DB is instantly consumed with jealousy.
Santos brings Marisela back to Altamira. (Look at this scene carefully. It is clear that Genesis wasn't there when it was filmed. You never see her face with Lorenzo or Santos. They used a double.)
DB returns to El Miedo. She is beside herself with jealousy of Marisela. She tells Eustachia that Santos believes that Marisela invented the story that she killed Meléndez to save Santos and now she is the heroine while DB, who did so much to save them both, is here alone. Eustaquia says that she doesn't understand. She thought that DB had realized that she loved her daughter. DB says that she does love Marisela but when she sees her with Santos, she wants to kill her.
Santos asks Marisela to tell him what really happened with Meléndez when Gonzalo comes in. She embraces him and asks Santos to leave them alone.
Pernalete comes to see DB and complains about the soldiers hanging around in Progresso. DB tells him that is why she wanted to talk to him. DB says that she is fed up with having the soldiers around, too. Pernalete says that nothing can be done about it. DB says that she will tell him how to get the soldiers out of Progresso.
Gonzalo asks Marisela to go far away with him. He promises that she will never regret it. Sadly, Marisela says that she can't. "Why?" asks Gonzalo. "Because I'm not in love with you," replies Marisela.
María Nieves tries to make jokes about the burnt-up soldiers (chicharrones) but his attempts at humor fall flat. Altagracia says that MN's story are unpleasant and boring. Pajarote asks why Genoveva isn't celebrating with the other terneras. Is she eaten up with envy that they are getting married while she has missed the boat? ("a ti te está dejando el tren," literally, "the train has left her behind") Pajarote says that if he were stranded with her on a desert island, he would climb the highest palm tree and throw himself off because she is bitter and unpleasant and has the soul of an old maid (solterona), the body of an old maid and the face of an old maid.
Antonio brings Lucía to Melesio's house. When he hears that two of the terneras are going to marry the rebels, he says that his cousins can't marry men who are pursued by the authorities.
DB tells Pernalete to send telegrams to the Capitol complaining about abuses perpetrated by Meléndez and praising Guerrero for restoring order and recommending that he be promoted. Then Pernalete has to tell Guerrero that his promotion is thanks to DB. Pernalete says that what she asks will be difficult but if it means that the soldiers will leave he will do it. Santos returns to El Miedo.
DB tells Santos that soon the soldiers will leave and everything will be happy again in Progresso. Santos doesn't know how she can make that happen. DB says that she is a witch.
Melesio tells Antonio that when young people fall in love, it's better to go along with it and he thinks his granddaughters have chosen excellent partners.
Pernalete offers a toast, "to my intelligence, cleverness and power of persuasion."
Mujiquita doesn't know what he is talking about but he happy to drink Pernalete's booze. Josefa comes in and asks if it is true that Meléndez is dead. Mujiquita confirms that her protector is gone. He tells her to get out of his hotel and Pernalete tells her not to think about showing up at his house.
In bed with DB, Santos is thinking about Marisela and all she risked to save him. DB guesses this.
Cecilia asks Marisela whether she was telling lies about what happened with Meléndez to save Santos or was she telling the truth? Cecilia mentions the blood she saw in the hut. Marisela doesn't want to talk about that. Cecilia asks what Marisela is thinking. Marisela says that she thinks that she understands her mother now. She says that she feels guilty for falling in love with Santos.
Santos is waiting in Marisela's room when she wakes up the next morning. He tells her that he wants to be friends like they were before. Marisela says that isn't possible because he is her mother's lover. She says that if her father weren't in such bad shape, she would leave Altamira.
Guerrero comes to El Miedo. DB asks if he is coming to arrest her. He says that he has been promoted to Captain and recognizes that the promotion was the result of recommendations by DB. He and his soldiers are preparing to leave Progresso. She asks him and his unit to a farewell dinner. She will make her specialty - rice with pork ("Arroz con carne de puerco"). We see Melquíades looking at Meléndez' body in the freezer. Is she going to cook him and feed him to the troops? It hardly seems worth all the problems associated with only having two bodies turn up just to make the soldiers be cannibals all unaware.
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Tontas Tuesday Jan. 13, '09 One Big Happy Family...Not!
The only rehash of note is that Patricio wants to spend more time with Soledad, now that he associates her with the mysterious Rojiblanca he's been corresponding with on the computer.
Then we get to the new "same old same old" stuff. Santiago has a new strategy for conquering Candy...which unfortunately involves a lot of cruelty to 20 innocent little hamsters. Not liking this scheme at all. We see him in his hot sports car (black) outside Candy's house. First he calls Marissa and ascertains that she's with Candy in a meeting. Great! the coast is clear. Then he bamboozles Charlie and Chava into leaving him alone in the living room (Chava has homework to finish before he can go to the park to play soccer with Santiago). He release the hamster victims into the house, everybody panics...Rats! Rats! Rats!...including the restaurant patrons when they overhear Tio Meño's reaction at the news.... and the scheme is on.
Candy arrives and wants to go to a hotel until the place is fumigated. Santiago insists that they ALL come to his house and be like one happy family (not realizing that Charly is Lucia's novio). Also he will take care of ridding the house of pests...he, er, yes, he paid his way through med school working for a fumigator. No problem. Candy doesn't like the idea of going to his house, but he uses the argument "do it for the kids" because Rocio and Chava are very excited about the idea. Done.
The deal starts going sour the minute Gregoria walks in the door. It smells like dust, she sniffs, looking around suspiciously. Next she yells at the kids who are running around shrieking with excitement and Isabella,( whom she calls "Chabella" as if they are on intimate terms) takes umbrage at someone yelling at HER grandchildren. It's not long before both mothers are taking their respective children, Candy and Santiago, aside and saying "Necessito hablar contigo" ( I have to talk to you). Neither one can stand the other. Both Santiago and Candy agree their mothers are "difficult".
We cut away from these scenes briefly to get another look at the Marissa-Raul strategy sessions that are going on. I know we're supposed to dislike Marissa for all her lies but Candy tells even bigger ones...so where's our heroine? We have no one to root for. Anyway...the point of the scene was that Marissa admits the doctor said she could get pregnant. She only told Candy she couldn't to try and make her feel sorry for her....so she'd leave her novio alone! However....it's not working. So Raul suggests maybe she should use the legal leverage of her partnership in the clinic and in the Institute to have things go her way. Good idea, muses Marissa.
All right...Santiago's trying a few moves on Candy and of course none of them are working. She wants him to leave so she can take a bath. He volunteers to scrub her back. No dice. Well how about testing the bedsprings. I'll call Marissa and ask her if she minds, smirks Candy. Santiago also thinks Chava should sleep in Rocio's room but Candy insists that a child stays with his parent...so she, Gregoria and Chava will all sleep in the same "cuarto".
Another little comedy scene in the kitchen where Meño is teaching Tina the salsa. This time it's Donato who takes umbrage. He likes "rancheras" "mujeres fogosas" (ardent women) Be careful you don't get burned, cautions Meño and frankly, Donato can't stand the Salsa! Meño and Tina just laugh and continue dancing.
Virgen de Zapopan Patron Saint of GuadalajaraFrom one snit to another....this time between Patricio and Alicia. They appear to be in some sort of antiques barn bickering first of all about her desire for a Virgen de Zapopan figurine, the patron saint of Guadalajara, (see above). The discussion quickly switches to Alicia's attempts to take Beto away from Soledad so she, Patricio and the child can form one happy family in Mexico City. Patricio lets her know in no uncertain terms that she's to stay away from Soledad and drop the whole idea. Doubtful that this will deter the persistent Alicia, but who knows?
Back to the mayhem at Casa Santiago. Lucia's looking for Charly. Santiago learns he's her boyfriend and goes ballistic. Result: he's going to give the sex talk to Charly and Candy, as "mother" is going to do the same with Lucia. Then we have our little PSA.....do you really want to hear this? Candy's going to cover the obvious topics like "does it hurt the first time?" and about getting pregnant (only takes ONE time, especially if you're a telenovela heroine and therefore fertile as the Nile) and then of course the talk on AIDS and how women and adolescents are coming down with it in every increasing numbers AND teenage pregnancies are increasing every year as well. Okay. Now you know.
But the sex talks are postponed by a series of short scenes beginning in the kitchen. Candy appears to be cooking although no explanation is given and after all, they have a cook. But no matter. She's slicing, Santiago's afraid she's going to cut herself, then she's cooking and oops, burns herself. This requires immediate first aid by Doctor Feelgood whose first-aid kit just happens to be in his bedroom. The scene goes nowhere and Santi's strategy goes nowhere. Ay yi yi...like so much in this chaotic telenovela! Dios mio it's tiring after a while.
So back to our adolescents and Santi's discomfort with their romance. He wants no PDA's around the children....not even hand-holding. Candy thinks hand-holding is okay. Isabella is on Candy's side. Santiago wants a little more respect from his womenfolk. Now, on to the sex talks. Him with Charly; Candy with Lucia.
Santiago's is short but effective. He has Donato come in with long-stemmed roses and a fierce-looking pair of pruning shears. If you touch one hair on my niece's head....whack...(Donato decisively clips the stems of the roses) that's what will happen to YOUR stem ("el tallo"). Charly gets the idea. Point taken, as we say.
Lucia, on the other hand, is not ready to hear anything Candy has to say. You're just doing it because you like my uncle, not because you care for me. Candy goes all sincere and thoughtful and says, I was like you once Lucia....but with one difference. I didn't have the anger that you do....and anger is a poor counselor. (So is Candy. Sorry. Just had to put that in.) Anyway, Candy continues, she's trying to talk to Lucia, not because she cares for Santiago but because she cares for her cousin Charly. She doesn't want him changing diapers at 17. So....if you ever want to talk as friends, my name is Candy. And she leaves. We get a closeup of Lucia's face which is both angry and close to tears.
Okay, from adolescent suffering to the suffering of both waiters and hamsters (poor things, and no, I'm not talking about those goofy waiters). Sven and Olé are alternately fumigating the house and going through Candy's underwear drawer. They end up locking themselves in and are on the point of asphixiating themselves when Santiago arrives. He rescues one and misunderstands "mi compadre, mi compadre!" as a term of affection when actually the poor chap is trying to tell him his buddy is still inside. That little misunderstanding gets cleared up and all that remains now is to tell the two survivors to never reveal the secret of the hamster caper. (Wanna take any bets?) I was impressed with Santiago's masterly fireman's carry of the smaller waiter. Looked like it was for real. Way to go, Santi!
Okay, back to the two people we're supposed to be rooting for. Anyone feeling it? Not me...but anyway, Candy, after fending off Santiago all day, is now wandering the halls in her skimpy little Chivas shirt. (she says she can't sleep because she doesn't have her favorite pillow). Santiago is also wandering the halls (insomnia....yeah, right) and dashes back to put on an Americas yellow pajama shirt. Okay...the battle lines are drawn. The duel will be held in the TV room, watching soccer, eating popcorn and making strategic moves on the couch. (Man, this brings back memories, doesn't it! Just substitute football for soccer and we're right back in my romantic youth).
Now we get the mirroring romantic scenes, switching back and forth from Patricio/Soledad to Candy/Santiago.
Patricio's pressed up against the door of Soledad's apartment, trying to reassure her that he doesn't want to hurt her and won't let Alicia take away her child. Soledad is pressed up on the other side, weeping and fearing to let him in.
Meanwhile Candy's in a chair while Santiago's on the sofa...but that's going to change because Santiago has the popcorn bowl. But first there's some folderol and good-natured banter about Topo Gigio, an Italian puppet show "star" (see vocab list) that was popular in the 60's. Before you know it, they're side to side and thigh to thigh, talking about how comfortable and relaxed they feel with each other ....until Santi blows it by actually touching her thigh. Just reaching for the popcorn, that's all. The mood is blown. Candy marches off to bed. But hey!....just like that....no kiss?, he protests. She comes back, give him a kiss on the cheek. More protests. Alright, a quick peck on the mouth. That's it. But they both observe, with wonderment, that this was the first time they've been together without fighting.
Patricio is taking it slow and making progress. He and Soledad are still pressed against their respective sides of the door...Soledad is afraid of letting him into the apartment....and into her life. He points out that when she put Beto into his life, she was inviting him to be part of it as well. I know you're a good person and a good mother, he adds gently. At first I thought you were just after my money. But now I know that's not true. No, she protests...I just want Beto to have his father.
Alright, Santiago and Candy didn't fight. Patricio and Soledad are clearly going to make love again. But Eduardo and his wife are really on the outs. He's trying to make amends by fixing and cooking a romantic dinner for their anniversary (he never remembered their anniversary before). She ruins the whole thing by coming home late, having had dinner with her friend Barbara (this really raises his hackles). She's snotty. He stomps off to bed. She says it's time to talk not sleep. But he's not having any. (fill in the blanks here)
Now back to Patricio and Soledad....
P: Do you really want me to go?
S: I'm afraid if you stay, I won't let you go.
P: I'm afraid if I stay, I won't want to leave. Soledad, I'm not going to hurt you.
She opens the door. Their eyes lock. A kiss. Then another.... then another, and another.....Okay, someone's getting something tonight. At least we can count on these two.
Sure enough, next scene, she's in a robe, clearly "après l'amour" and he's leaving so as not to startle Beto when he wakes up in the morning....or so as not to enrage Alicia when he doesn't come home that night. Take your pick. But more tender I-don't-wanna-go-lingering kisses and as Soledad reluctantly closes the door, she looks completely smitten. Not sure about Patricio.
Back to tawdry reality. Candy's helping set the breakfast table and Tina's appreciative of having help (a zinger to Isabella?) Isabella, for her part, is complaining about Gregoria. Issy can't meditate because Gregoria's vacuuming at 6 am and running her fingers everywhere looking for dust. Lucia's out of feminine supplies and Candy saves the day by handing her a few packets and lecturing her gently on being prepared ahead of time. (I could have done without that scene and clearly, Lucia could have done without the sermon.)
More tawdry reality with Alicia talking to the invisible maid Eva about what kind of eggs Patricio wants for brealfast and he ends up only asking for coffee. She mentions that when he came home last night and got into bed, she thought she smelled another woman's perfume on him. And why only coffee? Trying to get "buff" for someone? Don't insinuate, Alicia. If you want to know something, ask me directly. And then he leaves.
Marital relations at Eduardo's house are rocky as well. His wife has decided to apologize for her snippy behavior the night before and for failing to appreciate his efforts. He leaves with a good-bye kiss but she looks worried.
Santi on the other hand is looking distracted and when Eduardo arrives at the office to bombard his coffee with sugar, he's sure it's only one thing...a woman! Yes, Santi is engaged to a woman he doesn't want, and wants a woman he doesn't have. Namely Candy. And said Candy is ruining Eduardo's life by turning his wife into a revolutionary. And Santi is still so frazzled, not only doesn't he object to all the sugar Eduardo has put in the coffee...he wants more! Clearly our doc is in bad shape.
Now our "metiche" (meddler) Candy is at Soledad's house, ready to hand out toxic advice to her friend....who's still worried about losing her son. Don't forget, I have a son with Patricio too, counters Candy. And I would never let him take my son! Soledad is feeling better until Candy realizes Soledad is getting romantically involved with Patricio. My sister's a witch and Patricio's no better! ("son tal para cual"), she shrieks. He's only after you for sex.
And at that moment....there's a knock at the door. It's Patricio. With a bouquet of roses for Soledad. Candy ducks behind the sofa, while Soledad, clearly uncomfortable, delays letting Patricio in.
Will Patricio discover Candy's presence? Do we care? Will Marissa, as the previews seem to indicate, actually break up with Santiago? Again, do we care? Will any of these not-happy- families get straightened out? Well tune in tomorrow...for more chaos if not more answers.
And stone me if you like...but the only couple that sizzles even a little for me is Soledad and Patricio. He can be very tender and gentle with her. And she's great at looking vulnerable, hopeful and yearning all at the same time. And darn it, I like Patricio's hair, "helmet-look" and quirky ear notwithstanding.
Vocabulary:
empanizar- to coat with breadcrumbs (cooking term)
el tallo - stem (although a slightly different meaning for Charly)
fogosas (adj.) - ardent
Virgen de Zapopan, patron saint of Guadalajara
borrego -in Mexican slang, false rumors. Also means lamb
encandilar - dazzle
Topo Gigio - lead character in Italian puppet show in early 60's, popular in Mexico also
son tal para cual - two of a kind
espeluznante - horrifying (makes your hair stand on end)
hotel de paso -assignation hotel, "hot sheets" hotel
haciendo "la buena" - being nicey-nice
Labels: Tontas
Las tontas no van, #27, 1/12, The world tries to knock sense into Santiago.
Reminder from Friday: Candy is angry at Santiago because he tried to take advantage of her vulnerability when she came to cry on his shoulder. Raúl enters. Candy dances over to give him a flagrant hug, and she emphasizes that she and Raúl are novios. Santiago looks like he swallowed a poodle. Raúl is more than happy to play along, but Santi refuses to believe it. Raúl triumphantly walks out with Candy, while Santiago goes down the hall mumbling “sassafras sassafras.”
In his office, he sneaks up on Hortensia sighing for his photo. He asks her to bring him coffee, black without sugar, bitter like life. She presses up against him and asks if he wants aaaaaanything else. She tries to kiss him and is thwarted. I think Camil goes blank on his lines for just a moment (“where was I?”), someone off-camera prompts him, then he waves for them to stop because he’s back on track. He mumbles, trying to convince himself that Candy couldn’t possibly be happy with Raúl, but he is still bothered.
At a restaurant, Raúl asks Candy how telling Santiago that they are novios will help his sister. She says it’s because Santiago is a womanizer, and she apologizes for getting so close to Raúl in order to lie to Santiago. Raúl says he loved it, and he would love to make that lie into the truth. Candy firmly insists, they’re only friends, but Raúl presses a bit more before he relents.
Santi calls Marissa, “Why didn’t you tell me Raúl and Candy are novios?” Marissa is thrilled by the news. She suggests that they celebrate with some whoopie at his house, and he is scandalized by the idea because his daughters are around. He hangs up, cries out for hismommy Hortensia, and asks her to make a run to the drugstore, probably Farmacias Del Ahorro. Taking advantage of his vulnerability, Hortensia tries again for some special attention. He considers it then shakes it off, but suspects that one day she‘ll catch him in a moment of weakness and he‘ll “do her a favor.”
Lucía is at Charly’s house and finds out that no one else is home. He invites her up to his room. She resists, but not very hard.
Donato lets Marissa sneak in, but she short-pays his bribe. Bad idea to get on the bad side of the guy who holds the keys. Upstairs, Santiago is scolding the mirror with his frustrations about Candy. Marissa, dressed in only a towel, surprises him. He tries to back away – “not here at my house,” – falls down the steps, gets knocked out, and hallucinates about all the good times with Candy. He has a huge smile when Marissa brings him around, because he was “with an angel.”
(Note, I merged some broken-up scenes here, for the sake of continuity.) At the institute, Marissa asks Bárbara for any news. Cece discovers that Barb is Marissa’s spy. Mar runs up and gives Candy a big hug, so excited that they are cuñadas (sisters-in-law). Note, in Mexico, the in-law relationships include novios, not just married couples. Candy tells her to not take this too fast, but Marissa still calls Raúl about the report. He breaks the news – it’s just a ruse to make Santiago stop chasing Candy.
I wonder if the writers are preparing us for a turning point. Friday it was made resoundingly clear that Santiago only wanted Candy as a mistress. In his office, Candy told him point blank, that if all his romantic words were true, he wouldn’t still be with Marissa. In other words, put up or shut up, Vaquero! Santi’s response? He came extremely close to intent to rape (“Te voy a hacer el amor!” he shouts, “I WILL make love to you,” as he unbuttons his shirt.). These are NOT steps toward winning a wife! Next Marissa requests that if he’s not sure he wants her, set her free. She left the door wide open. Santiago’s response? Kiss her goodbye? No! He didn’t because he wants Marissa as his novia and Candy as his mistress. And just for good measure, in the very next scene Candy asks Isabel about her son being such a womanizer. The point is clear: Santi just wants Candy in bed, and might even resort to force. He’s a bum!
But now, Santi is talking to Donato so obviously his words are not calculated to seduce Candy. He pours out his confusion and emotional turmoil. His key point: “Candy makes me a different man; the man I really am.” Perhaps this marks the start of Santiago’s change.
He says, “When Paulina abandoned me, I felt like I was condemned to be alone. Alone when I sleep, alone when I eat lunch, it’s like I‘m alone in every part of my being. The light went out. Like a shadow always over me, that doesn’t let me breath. Every day. But with Candy that doesn’t happen. With her, everything is happy. When I see her, when I hear about her, when I think about her, when we’re on the phone, when we joke around, when I kiss her, I don’t feel abandoned or alone or suffocated – as if I have to run outside to be able to breath. With Candy I don’t have to run away. She makes me a different man, the man I really am. Not what I pretend to be, but what I am. No masks. I dream about her every night.”
Donato answers, “Where I come from (en mi pueblo), that means you’re in love, Patron.” Santiago sits back and agrees, pondering the weight of that. He likes it. He really, really likes it. Hey Mikey!
In the institute’s bathroom, Cece confronts Bárbara for spying on Candy. Bárbara tells her to butt out or she’ll tell Candy about the roses. Just then Candy walks in and wants to know, “What about the roses?”
At Pat’s office, Alicia is trying another scheme: She and Pat should move back to Mexico City to get a fresh start, and they should take Beto along. “After all, we could give him a better life than his mother.” Pat tells her that is out of the question, and that he is trying to make things right in his life.
Isabel comes into the kitchen to talk to Donato. Santi discovers that his mama is having a dinner party with Candy(!), and she will have a surprise announcement.
Charly and Lucía are making out (fully clothed) on Charly’s bed, when they hear Meño arrive home. Lucía hides under the bed. Meño sees her but doesn’t say anything.
Santiago is on the phone with Marissa, explaining that tonight is his weekly date with Rocío; they’re going out for pizza, movie, and “rollo (boring stuff?).” Marissa can come along if she wants; of course she doesn’t want. Phew! He’s actually getting ready for tonight’s dinner with Candy, and he tried on three suits before he settled on this one. He pays off Donato to make extra sure that Marissa is kept out of the house tonight. Is anyone else shocked by how bad he looks in a suit? Is it the drab, crooked tie? The plain white shirt? A bad fit? The wild chinos (curls)?
Charly gets home and Meño is waiting. He saw the feet under the bed, and he remembers what it was like to be that age. Charly confesses he’s a virgin. Meño reminds him of the importance of using a condom. In other words, it’s okay to steal her heart; just be safe about it.
Pat sees Lulu at the restaurant and remembers her from the fake Rojiblanca picture. He asks Lulu to take him to the genuine article. She refuses, but with just the slightest bit of flirting, Pat gets her cooperation. And the address of the institute.
Candy arrives at Santiago’s for the dinner, and he’s just glowing, looking forward to dinner alone with his favorite dish. Just then Raúl walks in, and Santiago reprises his swallowed-a-poodle face. Raúl notes that something seems to be bothering Santiago. Santi adamantly denies anything is wrong, through clenched teeth, spitting poodle hairs. Isabel joins the little group and enjoys seeing her son tormented. Candy and Raúl trade big Ultrabright smiles, just to stick the knife in a little deeper.
How ironic. Candy has Raúl at her side to keep Santiago at bay, but Isabel has other ideas. She is no dummy, de ninguna manera. She knows somebody needs to light a fire under Santi – a bright green fire – so that he stops playing around and starts seriously trying to win Candy, for keeps. Nothing like a rival to light that bright green fire in Santiago’s eyes.
At dinner, Santi looks like he just went six rounds with Evander Holyfield, and Isabel doesn’t even give him time to recover between punches. “You make a lovely couple. When’s the wedding?” Notice that Santi doesn’t drink to the happy couple? Raúl makes goo-goo eyes, Candy affirms that Raúl won’t be an abandonado any more, and Santi looks sicker. I think that poodle didn’t agree with him. Then Isabel announces that she is going to be a partner in the institute (the rival of her son’s practice) and Santi excuses himself from the table. I think that poodle isn’t going to stay down.
Meño again reminds Charly of the importance of using a condom. Charly mentions that sometimes his papa moves like he’s gay.
Isabel bids Candy and Raúl goodnight; Santiago is conspicuous by his absence. Candy worries that since Isabel became her partner, that will create problems with her son.
Ole complains to Sven that he’s serving all the tables, and Sven isn’t doing anything. But Sven has a good excuse – he’s improving himself by taking a correspondence course – how to become the best kisser in Mexico.
Isabel comes into Santiago’s room and tells him, “You’re not feeling indigestion, but jealousy. It’s very hard to find the woman of your dreams. That’s why they call it ‘the other half of the orange.’ It’s her or no one. Your father was my other half of the orange. He was everything to me. You feel like you’ve found yours and she’s very close. (Santiago nods agreement.) But if you don’t do anything to win her…” Isabel walks out of the room, leaving Santiago to decide how he wants to finish her last sentence.
Raúl takes Candy home and tries to invite himself in for coffee; nothing doing. He again tries to convert their novios charade into reality; nothing doing. Candy finds Meño inconsolable at the kitchen table. He’s afraid that Charly will find out he’s gay, and if he finds out, he’ll hate him for the rest of his life. Candy reminds him that he told her (and she chokes on the words) that a person can’t live a life hiding behind lies. Meño asks Candy to make him as macho as Pedro Infante and Vicente Fernandez combined.
Santiago woke up Donato to help him think. He’s desperate to find a strategy so he can be alone with Candy. He’s sure that if he just had two days with her, he could get her into my arms. Donato jokes that they only way that would happen is if her house were rat-infested. Santiago gets excited – he thinks that’s a GREAT idea!
As Chava is getting ready for school, he and his mom talk more about bedwetting and the difference between boys and girls.
Alicia runs into Soledad in a parking lot. Literally! Sol tells Ali to quit telling Beto to call her “Mama.” Ali tells her that Pat is thinking about bringing Beto to live with them so he’ll have a better life. I would beg to differ with that conclusion. Better to live in a corner of a roof than in a house shared with a contentious woman; Prove. 21:9. Better a bit of dry bread in peace, than a house full of feasting and violent behavior; Prove. 17:1.
At school, the kids try to figure out how many mothers and fathers you are supposed to have.
Pat walks into the institute looking for Rojiblanca. He greets Lulu and almost sees Candy. Lulu runs to Candy’s office, and Candy begs/demands the she do something. Back in reception, Pat flirts some more and almost breaks Lulu’s resolve. Just then, in walks Soledad, whom Lulu presents to Pat as Rojiblanca and shoos them out of the office. When Candy hears what happened, she orders Lulu to pull Soledad aside and explain the plot to her. “After all,” Candy says, “this whole thing is your fault, Lulu.” Lulu points out a few fallacies of logic in that supposition, forcing Candy to quickly change the subject.
Can we take a quick inventory here? Candy has been called Dona Mantra (Madame Liar), but I think she is also La Reyna de los Pedidos (the queen of requests). Remember when Santiago complained, “Pides, pides, y nada cambia (you ask and ask, and nothing changes).” Who has she asked favors from, thus far?
And what has Candy done for other people? Um, um, I’m thinking. Don’t rush me.
Sven tells Ole he will allow Ole to buy his first lesson in becoming an expert kisser.
I really liked the hamsters scene, shot through their yellow plastic habitat. The cute young salesman has a certain spark. Unlike most actors, he doesn’t fade into the background when he shares a frame with Jaime Camil! Santiago is just glowing with anticipation of a successful plot. He asks the muchacho how many hamsters he has - twenty. Santi says he’ll take them all!
At a café, Soledad tells Pat how upset she is because of her encounter with Alicia. She says she won’t let Pat take her son to DF, and Pat assures her he has no such intention. His wife is a little.. not all there. He tells Soledad that Rojiblanca awakens certain feelings in him, and now that he knows that she is Rojiblanca, how about if they spend more time together?
Tomorrow: Candy’s family is driven out of their home by a rodent infestation, and guess who is there to offer them a temporary home?
In his office, he sneaks up on Hortensia sighing for his photo. He asks her to bring him coffee, black without sugar, bitter like life. She presses up against him and asks if he wants aaaaaanything else. She tries to kiss him and is thwarted. I think Camil goes blank on his lines for just a moment (“where was I?”), someone off-camera prompts him, then he waves for them to stop because he’s back on track. He mumbles, trying to convince himself that Candy couldn’t possibly be happy with Raúl, but he is still bothered.
At a restaurant, Raúl asks Candy how telling Santiago that they are novios will help his sister. She says it’s because Santiago is a womanizer, and she apologizes for getting so close to Raúl in order to lie to Santiago. Raúl says he loved it, and he would love to make that lie into the truth. Candy firmly insists, they’re only friends, but Raúl presses a bit more before he relents.
Santi calls Marissa, “Why didn’t you tell me Raúl and Candy are novios?” Marissa is thrilled by the news. She suggests that they celebrate with some whoopie at his house, and he is scandalized by the idea because his daughters are around. He hangs up, cries out for his
Lucía is at Charly’s house and finds out that no one else is home. He invites her up to his room. She resists, but not very hard.
Donato lets Marissa sneak in, but she short-pays his bribe. Bad idea to get on the bad side of the guy who holds the keys. Upstairs, Santiago is scolding the mirror with his frustrations about Candy. Marissa, dressed in only a towel, surprises him. He tries to back away – “not here at my house,” – falls down the steps, gets knocked out, and hallucinates about all the good times with Candy. He has a huge smile when Marissa brings him around, because he was “with an angel.”
(Note, I merged some broken-up scenes here, for the sake of continuity.) At the institute, Marissa asks Bárbara for any news. Cece discovers that Barb is Marissa’s spy. Mar runs up and gives Candy a big hug, so excited that they are cuñadas (sisters-in-law). Note, in Mexico, the in-law relationships include novios, not just married couples. Candy tells her to not take this too fast, but Marissa still calls Raúl about the report. He breaks the news – it’s just a ruse to make Santiago stop chasing Candy.
I wonder if the writers are preparing us for a turning point. Friday it was made resoundingly clear that Santiago only wanted Candy as a mistress. In his office, Candy told him point blank, that if all his romantic words were true, he wouldn’t still be with Marissa. In other words, put up or shut up, Vaquero! Santi’s response? He came extremely close to intent to rape (“Te voy a hacer el amor!” he shouts, “I WILL make love to you,” as he unbuttons his shirt.). These are NOT steps toward winning a wife! Next Marissa requests that if he’s not sure he wants her, set her free. She left the door wide open. Santiago’s response? Kiss her goodbye? No! He didn’t because he wants Marissa as his novia and Candy as his mistress. And just for good measure, in the very next scene Candy asks Isabel about her son being such a womanizer. The point is clear: Santi just wants Candy in bed, and might even resort to force. He’s a bum!
But now, Santi is talking to Donato so obviously his words are not calculated to seduce Candy. He pours out his confusion and emotional turmoil. His key point: “Candy makes me a different man; the man I really am.” Perhaps this marks the start of Santiago’s change.
He says, “When Paulina abandoned me, I felt like I was condemned to be alone. Alone when I sleep, alone when I eat lunch, it’s like I‘m alone in every part of my being. The light went out. Like a shadow always over me, that doesn’t let me breath. Every day. But with Candy that doesn’t happen. With her, everything is happy. When I see her, when I hear about her, when I think about her, when we’re on the phone, when we joke around, when I kiss her, I don’t feel abandoned or alone or suffocated – as if I have to run outside to be able to breath. With Candy I don’t have to run away. She makes me a different man, the man I really am. Not what I pretend to be, but what I am. No masks. I dream about her every night.”
Donato answers, “Where I come from (en mi pueblo), that means you’re in love, Patron.” Santiago sits back and agrees, pondering the weight of that. He likes it. He really, really likes it. Hey Mikey!
In the institute’s bathroom, Cece confronts Bárbara for spying on Candy. Bárbara tells her to butt out or she’ll tell Candy about the roses. Just then Candy walks in and wants to know, “What about the roses?”
At Pat’s office, Alicia is trying another scheme: She and Pat should move back to Mexico City to get a fresh start, and they should take Beto along. “After all, we could give him a better life than his mother.” Pat tells her that is out of the question, and that he is trying to make things right in his life.
Isabel comes into the kitchen to talk to Donato. Santi discovers that his mama is having a dinner party with Candy(!), and she will have a surprise announcement.
Charly and Lucía are making out (fully clothed) on Charly’s bed, when they hear Meño arrive home. Lucía hides under the bed. Meño sees her but doesn’t say anything.
Santiago is on the phone with Marissa, explaining that tonight is his weekly date with Rocío; they’re going out for pizza, movie, and “rollo (boring stuff?).” Marissa can come along if she wants; of course she doesn’t want. Phew! He’s actually getting ready for tonight’s dinner with Candy, and he tried on three suits before he settled on this one. He pays off Donato to make extra sure that Marissa is kept out of the house tonight. Is anyone else shocked by how bad he looks in a suit? Is it the drab, crooked tie? The plain white shirt? A bad fit? The wild chinos (curls)?
Charly gets home and Meño is waiting. He saw the feet under the bed, and he remembers what it was like to be that age. Charly confesses he’s a virgin. Meño reminds him of the importance of using a condom. In other words, it’s okay to steal her heart; just be safe about it.
Pat sees Lulu at the restaurant and remembers her from the fake Rojiblanca picture. He asks Lulu to take him to the genuine article. She refuses, but with just the slightest bit of flirting, Pat gets her cooperation. And the address of the institute.
Candy arrives at Santiago’s for the dinner, and he’s just glowing, looking forward to dinner alone with his favorite dish. Just then Raúl walks in, and Santiago reprises his swallowed-a-poodle face. Raúl notes that something seems to be bothering Santiago. Santi adamantly denies anything is wrong, through clenched teeth, spitting poodle hairs. Isabel joins the little group and enjoys seeing her son tormented. Candy and Raúl trade big Ultrabright smiles, just to stick the knife in a little deeper.
How ironic. Candy has Raúl at her side to keep Santiago at bay, but Isabel has other ideas. She is no dummy, de ninguna manera. She knows somebody needs to light a fire under Santi – a bright green fire – so that he stops playing around and starts seriously trying to win Candy, for keeps. Nothing like a rival to light that bright green fire in Santiago’s eyes.
At dinner, Santi looks like he just went six rounds with Evander Holyfield, and Isabel doesn’t even give him time to recover between punches. “You make a lovely couple. When’s the wedding?” Notice that Santi doesn’t drink to the happy couple? Raúl makes goo-goo eyes, Candy affirms that Raúl won’t be an abandonado any more, and Santi looks sicker. I think that poodle didn’t agree with him. Then Isabel announces that she is going to be a partner in the institute (the rival of her son’s practice) and Santi excuses himself from the table. I think that poodle isn’t going to stay down.
Meño again reminds Charly of the importance of using a condom. Charly mentions that sometimes his papa moves like he’s gay.
Isabel bids Candy and Raúl goodnight; Santiago is conspicuous by his absence. Candy worries that since Isabel became her partner, that will create problems with her son.
Ole complains to Sven that he’s serving all the tables, and Sven isn’t doing anything. But Sven has a good excuse – he’s improving himself by taking a correspondence course – how to become the best kisser in Mexico.
Isabel comes into Santiago’s room and tells him, “You’re not feeling indigestion, but jealousy. It’s very hard to find the woman of your dreams. That’s why they call it ‘the other half of the orange.’ It’s her or no one. Your father was my other half of the orange. He was everything to me. You feel like you’ve found yours and she’s very close. (Santiago nods agreement.) But if you don’t do anything to win her…” Isabel walks out of the room, leaving Santiago to decide how he wants to finish her last sentence.
Raúl takes Candy home and tries to invite himself in for coffee; nothing doing. He again tries to convert their novios charade into reality; nothing doing. Candy finds Meño inconsolable at the kitchen table. He’s afraid that Charly will find out he’s gay, and if he finds out, he’ll hate him for the rest of his life. Candy reminds him that he told her (and she chokes on the words) that a person can’t live a life hiding behind lies. Meño asks Candy to make him as macho as Pedro Infante and Vicente Fernandez combined.
Santiago woke up Donato to help him think. He’s desperate to find a strategy so he can be alone with Candy. He’s sure that if he just had two days with her, he could get her into my arms. Donato jokes that they only way that would happen is if her house were rat-infested. Santiago gets excited – he thinks that’s a GREAT idea!
As Chava is getting ready for school, he and his mom talk more about bedwetting and the difference between boys and girls.
Alicia runs into Soledad in a parking lot. Literally! Sol tells Ali to quit telling Beto to call her “Mama.” Ali tells her that Pat is thinking about bringing Beto to live with them so he’ll have a better life. I would beg to differ with that conclusion. Better to live in a corner of a roof than in a house shared with a contentious woman; Prove. 21:9. Better a bit of dry bread in peace, than a house full of feasting and violent behavior; Prove. 17:1.
At school, the kids try to figure out how many mothers and fathers you are supposed to have.
Pat walks into the institute looking for Rojiblanca. He greets Lulu and almost sees Candy. Lulu runs to Candy’s office, and Candy begs/demands the she do something. Back in reception, Pat flirts some more and almost breaks Lulu’s resolve. Just then, in walks Soledad, whom Lulu presents to Pat as Rojiblanca and shoos them out of the office. When Candy hears what happened, she orders Lulu to pull Soledad aside and explain the plot to her. “After all,” Candy says, “this whole thing is your fault, Lulu.” Lulu points out a few fallacies of logic in that supposition, forcing Candy to quickly change the subject.
Can we take a quick inventory here? Candy has been called Dona Mantra (Madame Liar), but I think she is also La Reyna de los Pedidos (the queen of requests). Remember when Santiago complained, “Pides, pides, y nada cambia (you ask and ask, and nothing changes).” Who has she asked favors from, thus far?
- Meño, that he endure Suegrita in his house.
- Raúl, that he be her pretend boyfriend and lie to his good friend and cuñado.
- Lulu, that she patch up the Rojiblanca mess that Candy created.
- Soledad, that she lie to Beto’s father.
- Gregoria, that she lie to her other daughter for Candy’s sake.
- Chava, that he accept that he has no father, and stop asking questions.
- and of course Santiago.
And what has Candy done for other people? Um, um, I’m thinking. Don’t rush me.
Sven tells Ole he will allow Ole to buy his first lesson in becoming an expert kisser.
I really liked the hamsters scene, shot through their yellow plastic habitat. The cute young salesman has a certain spark. Unlike most actors, he doesn’t fade into the background when he shares a frame with Jaime Camil! Santiago is just glowing with anticipation of a successful plot. He asks the muchacho how many hamsters he has - twenty. Santi says he’ll take them all!
At a café, Soledad tells Pat how upset she is because of her encounter with Alicia. She says she won’t let Pat take her son to DF, and Pat assures her he has no such intention. His wife is a little.. not all there. He tells Soledad that Rojiblanca awakens certain feelings in him, and now that he knows that she is Rojiblanca, how about if they spend more time together?
Tomorrow: Candy’s family is driven out of their home by a rodent infestation, and guess who is there to offer them a temporary home?
Labels: Tontas
Fuego en Sangre 1-12-09 Mon. -Revenge is brewing on many fronts
Hey there. I'm subbing for Julie tonight so I put together a sort of quickie.....
We open with the costume fest and Jime flashing back Juan's kiss with Root.
Juan hopes that this time it's really going to happen and Soph tells Juan that she is sure nothing can separate them now. Oh crap. That's a death sentence.
The sis' and Eva are fawning over Soph and messing with her wedding dress.
Tio gives Juan the suit his Dad married in. Juan remembers seeing a picture and that someday he'd wear a suit like this for his boda. He rushes off to Oscar's therapy. Tio then balls all over that same suit that he misses his brother.
Oscar is on his flannel blankie on the ground lifting his own leg with his hands, that's pretty impressive. His brothers join him for what turns into flash back alley. They recall all important turning points in the show from the day they found out about Libia's relationship to the day they showed up at the hacienda, and HURRAY!!! A reprise of the naked swimming scene!!!! Complete with blurs!!! Ugh!! ....anyway...they traverse their journey of love and hate to where they are now and end with a big multi man hug on the floor together.
Root is trying to get into the caja fuerte cursing Feo all the way. Feo shows up without knocking and he reminds her this was his room first. They do their usual rough playing and kissing with boots on the bed as she tries to get the document she signed back from him. He refuses saying that is his best proof that she too wished the death of Crabby so she'll never get it back. She kicks him out then tries again to change his mind with her feminine wiles. Problem is she's not all that feminine, really. Sure enough, it doesn't work and he leaves. She smacks the wall.
Gabi and Ricky are having a conversation. He can't believe she let Feo into her family. He thinks she's a fool. Shortly thereafter Feo happens upon the door. Gabi is begging Ricky to leave Feo alone. Ricky says look just because we have a kid together doesn't mean I'm going to let you use me again. Ruth is our daughter, and that will unite us, but don't expect anything else from me. Feo of course gets an earful of all of this, and that Soph isn't her daughter and he is muy impactado.
Soph is asking Juan about remembering the time they made bread together. All of a sudden they smell something burning. That darn Pablito, he left his coffre in the oven. At a bakery. That would surely use the oven everyday. Hmmm, I always thought Pablito had the most sense of all those buffoons. Pablo, I'm embarassed for you, the oven? Sigh. Anyway, of course this stupid manuever has a purpose, to allow Juan and Soph to fish it out of the burning oven. Of course they pull it apart and discover the magical papeles. These papers recite that Raquel Uribe is the owner of all Uribe property and nothing belongs to Ricky. Reading this starts the few neurons in Juan's cabeza spinning, and he deduced that must have been the man in the hacienda and he must have been trying to find them. Our heroes make their best evil smile at the thought that they have these over him.
They then make the giant leap to deduce that Raquel must be in danger for her life. Soph realizes Raq has been missing for a while. Juan decides he must look for her. Soph says no, she'll try instead.
Pab shows up just in time to get called decelebrado- brainless- for leaving his coffre in the oven. He laments the fringed state of his secretos including his photo of Rosita. Soph promises him it will be ok and that she'll help him get another picture. Oh, and if it was for his stupidess they never would have found these magical important papers!!
Gabi and Ricky continue their slimy conversation. She says she's there for him so he can't deny her what she asks. He'll stick by her as long as it's cool for both, but if he has to defend his own interests, he'll drop her like a lead balloon. Gabi says he knows what she's capable of. She wantsto know why he was shot. He says he doesn't know. She doesn't believe him and note that his past is catching up with him and that soon he will meet with hell; he says if that happens, they'll meet it together.
Feo's neurons are firing too. He has a lengthy conversation with himself about what it means for Ruth to be Crabby and Ricky's daughter and that's why she saved Crabby. He decides he has to dominate her now like it or not. If not, he'll have to eliminate her even if it means losing have the fortune. Because the dead can't interfere, they're dead. He repeats, they're dead.
He then wonders if Soph isn't Crab's daughter, then who is her Mom? This takes him all of about 2 and 3/4 seconds to determine it must be Eva, that this is the daughter she has been searching for for so long. He laughs like only he can do so well.
Soph is telling Eva that she is going to become Nancy Drew and investigate all this, maybe Raq knows about the papers already. Eva as usual warns her against taking such a risk and that it's dangerous.
Ruth is grooming herself with what looks like a mini-horse brush, but what do I know. Feo watches and then enters and admonishes her not to underestimate him. He makes alliances as he wishes and no one is irreplacable. She wonders if he is warning her and he responds that he keeps his enemies closer than his friends, that way it's easier to eliminate them. With that he is out of there, without having boinked her despite her sliding the horse brush inside of her pants. Ruth is perplexed.
Reyes bros with Tio discuss the papers and what this means and what they should do. Juan decides they should keep them for a while, give him lickings for a bit and then when it's appropriate, turn him over to the authorities. Chente Jr. in a rare moment of emoting screams that he'll kill him. The boys think no, he should be turned over to justice. Oscar looks positively frightened by Tio's reaction.
Soph encounters Ricky and wonders where the hell Raq got off to. He wants to know what her business is with his wife. She tells him it's none of his concern and what's he going to do, kill her like he did the Robles Reyes? He eventually tells her that Raq flew the coop. Soph can't believe it.
Raquel chats with blind mama about not wanting to get back with Ricky or Ruth. They both mistreat her. Coyote Mama mourns for her son as she doesn't want him to stain his hands either. She mentions this all has something to do with Rick Uribe and Crab Acevedo.
Soph tells Eva Raquel fled. Eva isn't surprised. Soph has for some reason taken this on as her little charity project and decides she must find Raquel and rightfully return her property to her. OK, I'm confused. Isn't this the same Soph who wanted to take away lands and stuff from Raquel a few novela months ago? Anyway, she decides to be her guardian angel now.
Crabby and Ricky discuss Soph's visit, he wants her to find out why Soph was snoopin'.
Oh for Gosh sakes give it up already. Root seeks out Feo, who snidely knew she would come because his words surely affected her and caused her to think. He offers his help to her separating Soph and Juan because surely she can't do it alone.
The Marias admire a beefsteak who hands them a flyer advertising a strip show.
The sisters go to visit Jime who has installed herself in the shop. They try to talk her out of it, or to let them stay too some time. She says she is in peace and wants to stay there. Sara stays behind so thankful they have such a chummy sister as Soph and Jime tells her about the kiss she saw. For once cynic Sara states that surely this was some trick by Ruth and she says no way should we tell Soph. Ugh again. This can only turn out badly.
Juan mudwashes the room he has decided Sophi and he will share once married. How romantic. My favorite color is mud too. I especially liked the ceramic boot he pulled out as some sort of decorative item. Equally romantic. Ah Juan...
Quintina teases the Marias they've never been in Amsterdam when they show. She tries to coerce them into going to the show and suggests that they go in a disguise so no one recognizes.
Pablito is humming piquito de oro and is actually a great singer, he's redeemed himself. Oscar rolls around the room making fun of everyone painting techiniques. Oscar barks orders about how they should fix the painting and they rave that he's back to his old obnoxious self.
Quinti is trying to get another recruit to go see the "Angels". In true macho form Horty's novio comes up and says they are going to marry right this very second so then she doesn't need to go to the singles club to see the show. Quinti tries to talk him out of it. She provokes the funeral march out of the musicians nearby.
Juan brings his woman home and grunts, me did this. Sophi of course looooves it. They are just delusioned over each other and say again that finally they will marry. And Vicente sings on.
Coyote Mama is trying to talk her son out of committing a nasty revenge crime like any good Ma would. He says he can't forgive and will get revenge if it's the last thing he does. Me thinks it will be.
Raq remarks she heard that Coyote wasn't convinced. She asks Mama if her grand plan is still in place for tonight and Mama replies yes more than ever.
We flash back to Crabby taking Eva's daughter. Soph comes up and wonders why she is crying. The gist of this conversation is that if Soph was her daughter instead of Ruth would she forgive her for giving her up? Of course Soph White says she'd never turn away Eva, and even if she doesn't have Ruth, she has Soph. Blah blah.
Padre shows up to the hacienda. Feo teases that he has nothing new to confess right now. Padre tells him he has a signed letter that Feo tried to kill Abuelo Acevedo. Feo laughs this off until Paddy Tad tells him he has a witness. Just then Ruth comes down the stairs asking what is it you wanted to see me about Padre? Impactado Feo is what we are left with until tomorrow.
We open with the costume fest and Jime flashing back Juan's kiss with Root.
Juan hopes that this time it's really going to happen and Soph tells Juan that she is sure nothing can separate them now. Oh crap. That's a death sentence.
The sis' and Eva are fawning over Soph and messing with her wedding dress.
Tio gives Juan the suit his Dad married in. Juan remembers seeing a picture and that someday he'd wear a suit like this for his boda. He rushes off to Oscar's therapy. Tio then balls all over that same suit that he misses his brother.
Oscar is on his flannel blankie on the ground lifting his own leg with his hands, that's pretty impressive. His brothers join him for what turns into flash back alley. They recall all important turning points in the show from the day they found out about Libia's relationship to the day they showed up at the hacienda, and HURRAY!!! A reprise of the naked swimming scene!!!! Complete with blurs!!! Ugh!! ....anyway...they traverse their journey of love and hate to where they are now and end with a big multi man hug on the floor together.
Root is trying to get into the caja fuerte cursing Feo all the way. Feo shows up without knocking and he reminds her this was his room first. They do their usual rough playing and kissing with boots on the bed as she tries to get the document she signed back from him. He refuses saying that is his best proof that she too wished the death of Crabby so she'll never get it back. She kicks him out then tries again to change his mind with her feminine wiles. Problem is she's not all that feminine, really. Sure enough, it doesn't work and he leaves. She smacks the wall.
Gabi and Ricky are having a conversation. He can't believe she let Feo into her family. He thinks she's a fool. Shortly thereafter Feo happens upon the door. Gabi is begging Ricky to leave Feo alone. Ricky says look just because we have a kid together doesn't mean I'm going to let you use me again. Ruth is our daughter, and that will unite us, but don't expect anything else from me. Feo of course gets an earful of all of this, and that Soph isn't her daughter and he is muy impactado.
Soph is asking Juan about remembering the time they made bread together. All of a sudden they smell something burning. That darn Pablito, he left his coffre in the oven. At a bakery. That would surely use the oven everyday. Hmmm, I always thought Pablito had the most sense of all those buffoons. Pablo, I'm embarassed for you, the oven? Sigh. Anyway, of course this stupid manuever has a purpose, to allow Juan and Soph to fish it out of the burning oven. Of course they pull it apart and discover the magical papeles. These papers recite that Raquel Uribe is the owner of all Uribe property and nothing belongs to Ricky. Reading this starts the few neurons in Juan's cabeza spinning, and he deduced that must have been the man in the hacienda and he must have been trying to find them. Our heroes make their best evil smile at the thought that they have these over him.
They then make the giant leap to deduce that Raquel must be in danger for her life. Soph realizes Raq has been missing for a while. Juan decides he must look for her. Soph says no, she'll try instead.
Pab shows up just in time to get called decelebrado- brainless- for leaving his coffre in the oven. He laments the fringed state of his secretos including his photo of Rosita. Soph promises him it will be ok and that she'll help him get another picture. Oh, and if it was for his stupidess they never would have found these magical important papers!!
Gabi and Ricky continue their slimy conversation. She says she's there for him so he can't deny her what she asks. He'll stick by her as long as it's cool for both, but if he has to defend his own interests, he'll drop her like a lead balloon. Gabi says he knows what she's capable of. She wantsto know why he was shot. He says he doesn't know. She doesn't believe him and note that his past is catching up with him and that soon he will meet with hell; he says if that happens, they'll meet it together.
Feo's neurons are firing too. He has a lengthy conversation with himself about what it means for Ruth to be Crabby and Ricky's daughter and that's why she saved Crabby. He decides he has to dominate her now like it or not. If not, he'll have to eliminate her even if it means losing have the fortune. Because the dead can't interfere, they're dead. He repeats, they're dead.
He then wonders if Soph isn't Crab's daughter, then who is her Mom? This takes him all of about 2 and 3/4 seconds to determine it must be Eva, that this is the daughter she has been searching for for so long. He laughs like only he can do so well.
Soph is telling Eva that she is going to become Nancy Drew and investigate all this, maybe Raq knows about the papers already. Eva as usual warns her against taking such a risk and that it's dangerous.
Ruth is grooming herself with what looks like a mini-horse brush, but what do I know. Feo watches and then enters and admonishes her not to underestimate him. He makes alliances as he wishes and no one is irreplacable. She wonders if he is warning her and he responds that he keeps his enemies closer than his friends, that way it's easier to eliminate them. With that he is out of there, without having boinked her despite her sliding the horse brush inside of her pants. Ruth is perplexed.
Reyes bros with Tio discuss the papers and what this means and what they should do. Juan decides they should keep them for a while, give him lickings for a bit and then when it's appropriate, turn him over to the authorities. Chente Jr. in a rare moment of emoting screams that he'll kill him. The boys think no, he should be turned over to justice. Oscar looks positively frightened by Tio's reaction.
Soph encounters Ricky and wonders where the hell Raq got off to. He wants to know what her business is with his wife. She tells him it's none of his concern and what's he going to do, kill her like he did the Robles Reyes? He eventually tells her that Raq flew the coop. Soph can't believe it.
Raquel chats with blind mama about not wanting to get back with Ricky or Ruth. They both mistreat her. Coyote Mama mourns for her son as she doesn't want him to stain his hands either. She mentions this all has something to do with Rick Uribe and Crab Acevedo.
Soph tells Eva Raquel fled. Eva isn't surprised. Soph has for some reason taken this on as her little charity project and decides she must find Raquel and rightfully return her property to her. OK, I'm confused. Isn't this the same Soph who wanted to take away lands and stuff from Raquel a few novela months ago? Anyway, she decides to be her guardian angel now.
Crabby and Ricky discuss Soph's visit, he wants her to find out why Soph was snoopin'.
Oh for Gosh sakes give it up already. Root seeks out Feo, who snidely knew she would come because his words surely affected her and caused her to think. He offers his help to her separating Soph and Juan because surely she can't do it alone.
The Marias admire a beefsteak who hands them a flyer advertising a strip show.
The sisters go to visit Jime who has installed herself in the shop. They try to talk her out of it, or to let them stay too some time. She says she is in peace and wants to stay there. Sara stays behind so thankful they have such a chummy sister as Soph and Jime tells her about the kiss she saw. For once cynic Sara states that surely this was some trick by Ruth and she says no way should we tell Soph. Ugh again. This can only turn out badly.
Juan mudwashes the room he has decided Sophi and he will share once married. How romantic. My favorite color is mud too. I especially liked the ceramic boot he pulled out as some sort of decorative item. Equally romantic. Ah Juan...
Quintina teases the Marias they've never been in Amsterdam when they show. She tries to coerce them into going to the show and suggests that they go in a disguise so no one recognizes.
Pablito is humming piquito de oro and is actually a great singer, he's redeemed himself. Oscar rolls around the room making fun of everyone painting techiniques. Oscar barks orders about how they should fix the painting and they rave that he's back to his old obnoxious self.
Quinti is trying to get another recruit to go see the "Angels". In true macho form Horty's novio comes up and says they are going to marry right this very second so then she doesn't need to go to the singles club to see the show. Quinti tries to talk him out of it. She provokes the funeral march out of the musicians nearby.
Juan brings his woman home and grunts, me did this. Sophi of course looooves it. They are just delusioned over each other and say again that finally they will marry. And Vicente sings on.
Coyote Mama is trying to talk her son out of committing a nasty revenge crime like any good Ma would. He says he can't forgive and will get revenge if it's the last thing he does. Me thinks it will be.
Raq remarks she heard that Coyote wasn't convinced. She asks Mama if her grand plan is still in place for tonight and Mama replies yes more than ever.
We flash back to Crabby taking Eva's daughter. Soph comes up and wonders why she is crying. The gist of this conversation is that if Soph was her daughter instead of Ruth would she forgive her for giving her up? Of course Soph White says she'd never turn away Eva, and even if she doesn't have Ruth, she has Soph. Blah blah.
Padre shows up to the hacienda. Feo teases that he has nothing new to confess right now. Padre tells him he has a signed letter that Feo tried to kill Abuelo Acevedo. Feo laughs this off until Paddy Tad tells him he has a witness. Just then Ruth comes down the stairs asking what is it you wanted to see me about Padre? Impactado Feo is what we are left with until tomorrow.
Labels: Fuego
Cuidado con el Angel - Monday, Jan. 12, 2009 - from a walk on the wild side to a walk in the woods
EPISODE 76:
* MC holds little JM in her arms as she calls the castle. No one answers. She's worried and curious as to why?
* Elsa tries relentlessly to convince Nelson to fight for his life - he is depressed, thinks it doesn't matter, he is dying.
* In the bedroom, Rocio explains to JM, Nellie, Steffie and Pat about how mentally ill Blanca is. Nellie is furious that a murderous lunatic had been living in the castle. Pat is impactado.
* Balbina walks downstairs to the front entryway. MC tries calling the castle again. Again no one answers. She's worried.
* JM argues with Nellie that Blanca and Ivette are the same person and she needs serious psychiatric help, not a prison sentence.
* Elsa stops Nelson and explains calmly what they can do to treat his condition so he can live. Nelson is depressed and still thinks he is going to die so what's the point? She promises to stay with him - he says until I die - she says no, until you're cured.
* Mayita is visiting with Abuela in her bedroom. They talk about Mayita returning home to her dad -- and mom. Abuela looks worried.
* Nellie is on the warpath again. This time she wants Blanca to go to prison and pay heartily for killing Viviana. JM continues to argue the point; Nellie won't budge. JM gets frustrated and leaves to find Blanca.
* The pack follows JM downstairs. JM bluntly excuses himself to look for Blanca. Nellie then rants to Pat, Rocio and Steffie about notifying the police detectives with the new information. Pat calls the lead detective on the case and Nellie gets on the phone and shocks him with the news that the murder's real name wasn't Ivette, IT'S BLANCA SILVIA!
* Abuela and Mayita continue their conversation in the bedroom about her dad and mom. Mayita pretends that she has wings and stands on the bed - she pretends that she can fly. Granny asks her if she wants to fly. She says yes! Granny tells her to close her eyes. Then by the magic of the imagination, Granny and Mayita are flying through the clouds and over the city (nice green screen chromakey effect - they are really flying their standing in place with their arms spread out to the side then in front of them).
* At the hacienda, Leo is thinking as he sits on the hammock in the stables. Lala(Cande) brings him a cup of coffee and sits down on a bale of hay. They talk about Liria(MC). He asks her if Liria has any enemies. Cande is intrigued by the question. Leo then explains and describes seeing two individual sneaking around the property looking for Liria - one is a man and the other is a young lady). Cande is impactado.
* In the living room of the castle, Rocio argues with Nellie about JM trying to find Blanca - Nellie thinks he will just try to help hide her. Nellie whines and rants about how JM never really loved her daughter. Rocio defends Blanca as a nice, sweet person. Nellie continues to rant and rave. Pat tries and fails to calm Nellie down.
* Cande talks with Leo about the people he saw. She thinks she knows who the man is. He wonders about Liria's husband.
* Pat, Rocio, Steffie and Nellie meet with the police detective in the living room. They stun him with the news about Blanca Silvia being the real murderer.
* Cande discusses with Leo that for sure little JM's dad never knew Liria was pregnant.
* Nellie tells the detective Blanca's full name again. Detective assures the group that he will start a search for Blanca immediately. JM enters at that moment and assures the detective that won't be necessary, JM gives his word as a gentleman that he will search for Blanca himself and convince her to return.
* Cande explains about MC and JM, and tells him what she suspects happened between the two and then says again that JM has no idea about little JM.
* MC calls the castle for the third time. This time, JM walks by the phone and answers it. MC is startled and has to take a moment before responding to JM. JM is stunned and surprised to hear her voice. MC stutters and mumbles and rambles about calling two times before but no one, not even Balbina, answered. She asks him how Mayita and Cuatito are. JM says they are on vacation with Ed in Acapulco. She's happy and sad. Then she asks what's happening at the castle and tells him about her nightmare premonition. He says nothing wrong and that it was all a bad dream. He assures her there's nothing to worry about, he's fine. She asks about Viv. He lies and says she's fine also. MC is in tears as she continues the conversation. As JM Jr. starts to cry in her arms, JM becomes curious and asks her about the baby.
* Amador and Isabel discuss how their plan to kidnap little JM went bust because of Leopardo's vigilence. Amador explains about Pirana and his partner's work and money. Amador is frustrated with Leo always being on guard and watching everything.
* MC rambles and stutters on the phone to JM to cover up JM Jr's crying. JM tries desperately to keep her talking and asks her if she still cares for him. She says yes, but that's beside the point - he's married with his wife and family, she's long gone and will stay away forever. Before she hangs up, she leaves a message for Cuatito. As she hangs up, JM tries in a last ditch effort to find out where she is. She hangs up quickly. She hugs her son. He sits in his chair thinking about the conversation. She calms the crying JM Jr.
* Pat, Ceci and Steffie have breakfast together at the mansion. Pat and Steffie fill Ceci in on what happened at the castle last night - that Blanca and Ivette are the same person and Blanca is the murderer of Viviana. Steffie continues on with her commentary about last night at the castle. Pat excuses himself and goes to work. Steffie gets a call on her cell phone and leaves the room.
* Outside, Steffie and Amador discuss JM now being alone. Steffie thinks this is her opportunity to be with him. Amador needs to meet with her soon.
* Out in the woods, Leo and Liria(MC) talk as they walk along the trail. He asks her if she's thinking of reunited with the father of her son. Liria(MC) sits down.
* Amador and Steffie are still talking on the phone. They discuss her obsession with JM and he mentions how he's obsessed with getting MC back to being an actress that he will personally manage and direct. Steffie is frustrated.
* In the woods, Liria(MC) explains to Leo(Omar) that her son's future is her top priority now - more important that his father. Leo(Omar) listens as Liria(MC) explains her plans for the future - to raise her son to be kind, honest and responsible. She thanks him for all that he's done for them. He turns it around and thanks her.
* Cande and Micaela are doing their farm work in the small farmyard and talking. Cande mentions to Micaela what Leo(Omar) had told her about the threesome sneaking around the hacienda. Cande spouts off her negative thoughts of the threesome. Amador then magically appears and says hello, ladies!
* Leo(Omar) tells Liria(MC) about how he was always in a rotten mood when he first arrived at the hacienda, but that all changed when Liria and her son came into his life. Liria is uncomfortable and pulls him up to return to her son at the house.
* Amador makes himself at home on the hammock to wait for Cande to get MC/Liria for him. Cande informs him that Liria/MC isn't there - she left for a walk with Leo/Omar. Amador is stunned. Cande leaves him to talk to the cows.
* Leo/Omar and Liria/MC continue their conversation about the young lady and the baby that really affected him badly. He blames himself for what happened to them. Liria tries to assure him otherwise.
* Nellie confronts Ed and JM in the front entryway - where's Mayita? JM tells her not to say anything bluntly to Mayita about what happened when she returns home. He wants to tell her in a calm manner so she will understand. Nellie spouts off Blanca killed Viviana!
* Leo tells Liria about the lady - she asks if he loved her - he says he's not sure. Liria doesn't believe it. He explains that one moment she'd be all nice and sweet and loving and another moment she'd turn into a mean, ugly, evil monster. (yep, that's Blanca/Ivette alright!)
* Cande enjoys her coffee quickly in the hacienda living room. Amador bugs her to talk with him. She tries to leave to do her work. Amador continues to bother her to tell him what's up at the hacienda with MC/Liria? Cande tells him about some strange things that have occurred there. Amador is intrigued as Cande describes the three people that have been lurking about - two ladies and man. Amador is quietly listening (cogs are turning in his brain).
* Isa grumbles to Steffie outside on the sidewalk.
* Cande continues to tell Amador about the ladies - Amador asks who are they? Cande says Steffie and her evil auntie, of course.
* Isa grumbles some more about keeping MC away forever and how happy their lives will be when that happens. Steffie asks how? Isa explains about Amador's part in the new plan.
* Amador continues to discuss with Cande about Steffie and her aunt. Then Amador mentions his hunch that JM is the man and why. Cande is impactado.
* Leo tells Liria that they still have lots to discuss between them.
ADVANCE: Liria(MC) has all but renounced her love for JM. Will she find love and happiness with Leo?
* MC holds little JM in her arms as she calls the castle. No one answers. She's worried and curious as to why?
* Elsa tries relentlessly to convince Nelson to fight for his life - he is depressed, thinks it doesn't matter, he is dying.
* In the bedroom, Rocio explains to JM, Nellie, Steffie and Pat about how mentally ill Blanca is. Nellie is furious that a murderous lunatic had been living in the castle. Pat is impactado.
* Balbina walks downstairs to the front entryway. MC tries calling the castle again. Again no one answers. She's worried.
* JM argues with Nellie that Blanca and Ivette are the same person and she needs serious psychiatric help, not a prison sentence.
* Elsa stops Nelson and explains calmly what they can do to treat his condition so he can live. Nelson is depressed and still thinks he is going to die so what's the point? She promises to stay with him - he says until I die - she says no, until you're cured.
* Mayita is visiting with Abuela in her bedroom. They talk about Mayita returning home to her dad -- and mom. Abuela looks worried.
* Nellie is on the warpath again. This time she wants Blanca to go to prison and pay heartily for killing Viviana. JM continues to argue the point; Nellie won't budge. JM gets frustrated and leaves to find Blanca.
* The pack follows JM downstairs. JM bluntly excuses himself to look for Blanca. Nellie then rants to Pat, Rocio and Steffie about notifying the police detectives with the new information. Pat calls the lead detective on the case and Nellie gets on the phone and shocks him with the news that the murder's real name wasn't Ivette, IT'S BLANCA SILVIA!
* Abuela and Mayita continue their conversation in the bedroom about her dad and mom. Mayita pretends that she has wings and stands on the bed - she pretends that she can fly. Granny asks her if she wants to fly. She says yes! Granny tells her to close her eyes. Then by the magic of the imagination, Granny and Mayita are flying through the clouds and over the city (nice green screen chromakey effect - they are really flying their standing in place with their arms spread out to the side then in front of them).
* At the hacienda, Leo is thinking as he sits on the hammock in the stables. Lala(Cande) brings him a cup of coffee and sits down on a bale of hay. They talk about Liria(MC). He asks her if Liria has any enemies. Cande is intrigued by the question. Leo then explains and describes seeing two individual sneaking around the property looking for Liria - one is a man and the other is a young lady). Cande is impactado.
* In the living room of the castle, Rocio argues with Nellie about JM trying to find Blanca - Nellie thinks he will just try to help hide her. Nellie whines and rants about how JM never really loved her daughter. Rocio defends Blanca as a nice, sweet person. Nellie continues to rant and rave. Pat tries and fails to calm Nellie down.
* Cande talks with Leo about the people he saw. She thinks she knows who the man is. He wonders about Liria's husband.
* Pat, Rocio, Steffie and Nellie meet with the police detective in the living room. They stun him with the news about Blanca Silvia being the real murderer.
* Cande discusses with Leo that for sure little JM's dad never knew Liria was pregnant.
* Nellie tells the detective Blanca's full name again. Detective assures the group that he will start a search for Blanca immediately. JM enters at that moment and assures the detective that won't be necessary, JM gives his word as a gentleman that he will search for Blanca himself and convince her to return.
* Cande explains about MC and JM, and tells him what she suspects happened between the two and then says again that JM has no idea about little JM.
* MC calls the castle for the third time. This time, JM walks by the phone and answers it. MC is startled and has to take a moment before responding to JM. JM is stunned and surprised to hear her voice. MC stutters and mumbles and rambles about calling two times before but no one, not even Balbina, answered. She asks him how Mayita and Cuatito are. JM says they are on vacation with Ed in Acapulco. She's happy and sad. Then she asks what's happening at the castle and tells him about her nightmare premonition. He says nothing wrong and that it was all a bad dream. He assures her there's nothing to worry about, he's fine. She asks about Viv. He lies and says she's fine also. MC is in tears as she continues the conversation. As JM Jr. starts to cry in her arms, JM becomes curious and asks her about the baby.
* Amador and Isabel discuss how their plan to kidnap little JM went bust because of Leopardo's vigilence. Amador explains about Pirana and his partner's work and money. Amador is frustrated with Leo always being on guard and watching everything.
* MC rambles and stutters on the phone to JM to cover up JM Jr's crying. JM tries desperately to keep her talking and asks her if she still cares for him. She says yes, but that's beside the point - he's married with his wife and family, she's long gone and will stay away forever. Before she hangs up, she leaves a message for Cuatito. As she hangs up, JM tries in a last ditch effort to find out where she is. She hangs up quickly. She hugs her son. He sits in his chair thinking about the conversation. She calms the crying JM Jr.
* Pat, Ceci and Steffie have breakfast together at the mansion. Pat and Steffie fill Ceci in on what happened at the castle last night - that Blanca and Ivette are the same person and Blanca is the murderer of Viviana. Steffie continues on with her commentary about last night at the castle. Pat excuses himself and goes to work. Steffie gets a call on her cell phone and leaves the room.
* Outside, Steffie and Amador discuss JM now being alone. Steffie thinks this is her opportunity to be with him. Amador needs to meet with her soon.
* Out in the woods, Leo and Liria(MC) talk as they walk along the trail. He asks her if she's thinking of reunited with the father of her son. Liria(MC) sits down.
* Amador and Steffie are still talking on the phone. They discuss her obsession with JM and he mentions how he's obsessed with getting MC back to being an actress that he will personally manage and direct. Steffie is frustrated.
* In the woods, Liria(MC) explains to Leo(Omar) that her son's future is her top priority now - more important that his father. Leo(Omar) listens as Liria(MC) explains her plans for the future - to raise her son to be kind, honest and responsible. She thanks him for all that he's done for them. He turns it around and thanks her.
* Cande and Micaela are doing their farm work in the small farmyard and talking. Cande mentions to Micaela what Leo(Omar) had told her about the threesome sneaking around the hacienda. Cande spouts off her negative thoughts of the threesome. Amador then magically appears and says hello, ladies!
* Leo(Omar) tells Liria(MC) about how he was always in a rotten mood when he first arrived at the hacienda, but that all changed when Liria and her son came into his life. Liria is uncomfortable and pulls him up to return to her son at the house.
* Amador makes himself at home on the hammock to wait for Cande to get MC/Liria for him. Cande informs him that Liria/MC isn't there - she left for a walk with Leo/Omar. Amador is stunned. Cande leaves him to talk to the cows.
* Leo/Omar and Liria/MC continue their conversation about the young lady and the baby that really affected him badly. He blames himself for what happened to them. Liria tries to assure him otherwise.
* Nellie confronts Ed and JM in the front entryway - where's Mayita? JM tells her not to say anything bluntly to Mayita about what happened when she returns home. He wants to tell her in a calm manner so she will understand. Nellie spouts off Blanca killed Viviana!
* Leo tells Liria about the lady - she asks if he loved her - he says he's not sure. Liria doesn't believe it. He explains that one moment she'd be all nice and sweet and loving and another moment she'd turn into a mean, ugly, evil monster. (yep, that's Blanca/Ivette alright!)
* Cande enjoys her coffee quickly in the hacienda living room. Amador bugs her to talk with him. She tries to leave to do her work. Amador continues to bother her to tell him what's up at the hacienda with MC/Liria? Cande tells him about some strange things that have occurred there. Amador is intrigued as Cande describes the three people that have been lurking about - two ladies and man. Amador is quietly listening (cogs are turning in his brain).
* Isa grumbles to Steffie outside on the sidewalk.
* Cande continues to tell Amador about the ladies - Amador asks who are they? Cande says Steffie and her evil auntie, of course.
* Isa grumbles some more about keeping MC away forever and how happy their lives will be when that happens. Steffie asks how? Isa explains about Amador's part in the new plan.
* Amador continues to discuss with Cande about Steffie and her aunt. Then Amador mentions his hunch that JM is the man and why. Cande is impactado.
* Leo tells Liria that they still have lots to discuss between them.
ADVANCE: Liria(MC) has all but renounced her love for JM. Will she find love and happiness with Leo?
Labels: Cuidado
Monday, January 12, 2009
Colunga on Cristina tonight....
on now in EST/CST but at 10:00 in the west....in case you didn't see....
Labels: entertainment-news, stars
Doña Bárbara - Mon., Jan. 12 - Lies and Iguana eggs
I could basically put tonight's episode in 2 sentences: DB and Marisela agree on the story that they will tell about what happened; Nobody believes them. But I won't leave it there.
DB comes to Altamira and Marisela runs to her and they embrace.
DB asks to speak to Marisela alone. Lorenzo says no and blames whatever happened on DB. However, Marisela says that she wants to talk to DB and they all leave.
It appears that Meléndez was not in the jeep that Melquíades and BP set on fire. Melquíades tells BP that DB has the Colonel on ice.
DB tells Marisela that they have to try and forget what happened. Marisela says that when she saw that Meléndez was about to kill DB, she realized that hating her didn't make sense. She doesn't want to hate DB anymore and she doesn't want DB to hate her. Marisela repeats that she killed a man, she's a killer. DB tells her that it was self defense.
Guererro is told that DB has appeared and is at Altamira. He tells his men that they will go to Altamira and interrogate the two women.
Eustaquia wants to know what DB is doing with the guy in the freezer. Melquíades won't say except that DB has a plan. That makes Eustaquia nervious.
DB tells Marisela that they have to agree on what happened. Sooner or later, Meléndez' body will be found and Marisela and DB will be questioned. Marisela asks if they can say that she killed Meléndez in self defense. DB says that she has thought about it but Meléndez was powerful and it won't keep them out of jail. DB reminds Marisela about the story they agreed on in the hut. That is what she will say.
DB and Marisela come downstairs and Marisela tells her version of what happened. Lorenzo immediately says that Marisela is lying and he blames DB. Santos is silent but thoughtful.
Ceclia goes to the kitchen to prepare medicine for Lorenzo. Antonio is there. He asks if Cecilia loves Lorenzo. She says that she cares very much about Lorenzo but she loves Antonio. He gets up and leaves the kitchen.
DB tells her story of what happend. She went with the soldier who brought the note and was left out in the sabana all night alone. Santos says that he thought both Marisela and DB were being held by Meléndez but from what they have told him that wasnt' the case. At this moment, Guererro comes in and wants to hear the answer to this question. Santos tells Guererro to leave the two women alone and to go find Meléndez.
Eustaquia tells the rebels that Marisela and DB are ok. The poet is so much better that he thinks they should try and escape this evening. All they need is Gonzalo to come back.
Guerrero tells Pernalete and Mujiquita about what happened. He says that he thinks Meléndez is dead and he wants to know who did it.
DB and Santos return to El Miedo. Santos says that he understands that there were things DB couldn't say in front of Lorenzo but now he wants the truth. DB sticks to the lie.
Marisela is thinking about how much she hates lying when Lorenzo comes in. Marisela tells him that everything is bad for her at Altamira. She just wants to go far away and start again. Gonzalo asks Marisela to go away with him. He says that he knows she doesn't care about him. He says that maybe by coming to the pozo, she cared about him a little. Marisela says that she doesn't know why she was going to the pozo but he is her first suitor and she thanks him. Lorenzo comes into Marisela's room all shocked that she is alone with Gonzalo. Lorenzo accuses Marisela of lying again.
Santos says that he knows that DB and Marisela were together the previous night. DB says that she is tired and wants to rest. DB tells Santos that is it is true that she and Marisela had some terrible moments but not a word about them will pass her lips. She and her daughter will take this secret to their graves.
Lorenzo tells Marisela that he knows she is lying but he loves her and knows that she has good reason for doing it. When is gone Marisela says to the empty room, "Papa, I killed a man. I killed him."
DB says that their secret is her means of getting closer to her daughter and he has to respect it.
Santos tries to get information out of Santos but naturally, he isn't successful.
We can see that Pernalete is feeling more like his old self again. He does not share Guerrero's concern about not being able to find Meléndez' body and those of the other two soldiers. Guerrero says that one of the last two people to see Meléndez alive (DB or Marisela) will tell him where Meléndez is.
Gonzalo tells the other two rebels that Marisela has agreed to go away with him. They says that traveling with a woman will just make things harder but he points out that the soldiers are looking for three men while campesino couples cross the border all the time. This seems like a good idea to the other rebels who have girlfriends.
Guerrero comes to Altamira to take Marisela to the station to make a statement under oath. She is nervious and doesn't want to go. Cecilia (who is showing for the first time)
agrees to go with her and Lorenzo says that he will find Santos.
Eustaquia serves DB breakfast and as always, is concerned that DB is lying to Santos. DB asks how she could tell Santos that Mariela pushed Meléndez onto a pitchfork and that then DB killed him.. the ways she did. She says that he would stop loving her if he knew the truth. A soldier comes to take DB to the station to make a statement under oath. Before she leaves, DB tells Eustaquia that is she isn't back in 2 hours, to tell Melquíades to send Juan Primito to the river to look for iguana eggs.
DB tries to prevent Guerrero from questioning Marisela alone. She doesn't suceed and then Santos arrives.
Melquíades tells Juan Primito to go to the river at the ravine and look for iguana eggs. JP tells Melquíades that iguana lay their eggs in trees but Melquíades sends him to the river anyway.
Santos tells Guerrero that he can't question Marisela alone. She is a minor. He says that Guerrero can't suspect that Marisela or DB had anything to do with Meléndez' disappearance. Guerrero says that he doesn't suspect the women, he suspects that Santos was involved and he is going to arrest him. Santos tells Guerrero that they can't arrest him because they don't have any proof. Guerroro replies that Santos threatened to kill Meléndez before witnesses and there is a signed statement to that effect. The soldiers arrest Santos.
JP sees vultures (Black Vultures with crow sounds added. Black Vultures don't make any sounds) circling and says that there must be a dead animal.
The terneras minus Gervasia are returning from doing the laundry by the river. They hear noises and prepare to defend themselves against soldiers but it is the rebels. There is a happy reunion of the separated lovers.
JP bursts into where Gervasia is and tells her to come with him to see something horrible (muy fea). Bad idea. She might go into premature labor.
If it was Guerrero's plan to get the women to talk by threatening to let Santos rot in jail , it works but not the way Guerrero thought.
"No, no," says Marisela, "Santos didn't do anything. It was me. I did it. I killed him."
Guerrero is impactado.
DB comes to Altamira and Marisela runs to her and they embrace.
DB asks to speak to Marisela alone. Lorenzo says no and blames whatever happened on DB. However, Marisela says that she wants to talk to DB and they all leave.
It appears that Meléndez was not in the jeep that Melquíades and BP set on fire. Melquíades tells BP that DB has the Colonel on ice.
DB tells Marisela that they have to try and forget what happened. Marisela says that when she saw that Meléndez was about to kill DB, she realized that hating her didn't make sense. She doesn't want to hate DB anymore and she doesn't want DB to hate her. Marisela repeats that she killed a man, she's a killer. DB tells her that it was self defense.
Guererro is told that DB has appeared and is at Altamira. He tells his men that they will go to Altamira and interrogate the two women.
Eustaquia wants to know what DB is doing with the guy in the freezer. Melquíades won't say except that DB has a plan. That makes Eustaquia nervious.
DB tells Marisela that they have to agree on what happened. Sooner or later, Meléndez' body will be found and Marisela and DB will be questioned. Marisela asks if they can say that she killed Meléndez in self defense. DB says that she has thought about it but Meléndez was powerful and it won't keep them out of jail. DB reminds Marisela about the story they agreed on in the hut. That is what she will say.
DB and Marisela come downstairs and Marisela tells her version of what happened. Lorenzo immediately says that Marisela is lying and he blames DB. Santos is silent but thoughtful.
Ceclia goes to the kitchen to prepare medicine for Lorenzo. Antonio is there. He asks if Cecilia loves Lorenzo. She says that she cares very much about Lorenzo but she loves Antonio. He gets up and leaves the kitchen.
DB tells her story of what happend. She went with the soldier who brought the note and was left out in the sabana all night alone. Santos says that he thought both Marisela and DB were being held by Meléndez but from what they have told him that wasnt' the case. At this moment, Guererro comes in and wants to hear the answer to this question. Santos tells Guererro to leave the two women alone and to go find Meléndez.
Eustaquia tells the rebels that Marisela and DB are ok. The poet is so much better that he thinks they should try and escape this evening. All they need is Gonzalo to come back.
Guerrero tells Pernalete and Mujiquita about what happened. He says that he thinks Meléndez is dead and he wants to know who did it.
DB and Santos return to El Miedo. Santos says that he understands that there were things DB couldn't say in front of Lorenzo but now he wants the truth. DB sticks to the lie.
Marisela is thinking about how much she hates lying when Lorenzo comes in. Marisela tells him that everything is bad for her at Altamira. She just wants to go far away and start again. Gonzalo asks Marisela to go away with him. He says that he knows she doesn't care about him. He says that maybe by coming to the pozo, she cared about him a little. Marisela says that she doesn't know why she was going to the pozo but he is her first suitor and she thanks him. Lorenzo comes into Marisela's room all shocked that she is alone with Gonzalo. Lorenzo accuses Marisela of lying again.
Santos says that he knows that DB and Marisela were together the previous night. DB says that she is tired and wants to rest. DB tells Santos that is it is true that she and Marisela had some terrible moments but not a word about them will pass her lips. She and her daughter will take this secret to their graves.
Lorenzo tells Marisela that he knows she is lying but he loves her and knows that she has good reason for doing it. When is gone Marisela says to the empty room, "Papa, I killed a man. I killed him."
DB says that their secret is her means of getting closer to her daughter and he has to respect it.
Santos tries to get information out of Santos but naturally, he isn't successful.
We can see that Pernalete is feeling more like his old self again. He does not share Guerrero's concern about not being able to find Meléndez' body and those of the other two soldiers. Guerrero says that one of the last two people to see Meléndez alive (DB or Marisela) will tell him where Meléndez is.
Gonzalo tells the other two rebels that Marisela has agreed to go away with him. They says that traveling with a woman will just make things harder but he points out that the soldiers are looking for three men while campesino couples cross the border all the time. This seems like a good idea to the other rebels who have girlfriends.
Guerrero comes to Altamira to take Marisela to the station to make a statement under oath. She is nervious and doesn't want to go. Cecilia (who is showing for the first time)
agrees to go with her and Lorenzo says that he will find Santos.Eustaquia serves DB breakfast and as always, is concerned that DB is lying to Santos. DB asks how she could tell Santos that Mariela pushed Meléndez onto a pitchfork and that then DB killed him.. the ways she did. She says that he would stop loving her if he knew the truth. A soldier comes to take DB to the station to make a statement under oath. Before she leaves, DB tells Eustaquia that is she isn't back in 2 hours, to tell Melquíades to send Juan Primito to the river to look for iguana eggs.
DB tries to prevent Guerrero from questioning Marisela alone. She doesn't suceed and then Santos arrives.
Melquíades tells Juan Primito to go to the river at the ravine and look for iguana eggs. JP tells Melquíades that iguana lay their eggs in trees but Melquíades sends him to the river anyway.
Santos tells Guerrero that he can't question Marisela alone. She is a minor. He says that Guerrero can't suspect that Marisela or DB had anything to do with Meléndez' disappearance. Guerrero says that he doesn't suspect the women, he suspects that Santos was involved and he is going to arrest him. Santos tells Guerrero that they can't arrest him because they don't have any proof. Guerroro replies that Santos threatened to kill Meléndez before witnesses and there is a signed statement to that effect. The soldiers arrest Santos.
JP sees vultures (Black Vultures with crow sounds added. Black Vultures don't make any sounds) circling and says that there must be a dead animal.
The terneras minus Gervasia are returning from doing the laundry by the river. They hear noises and prepare to defend themselves against soldiers but it is the rebels. There is a happy reunion of the separated lovers.
JP bursts into where Gervasia is and tells her to come with him to see something horrible (muy fea). Bad idea. She might go into premature labor.
If it was Guerrero's plan to get the women to talk by threatening to let Santos rot in jail , it works but not the way Guerrero thought.
"No, no," says Marisela, "Santos didn't do anything. It was me. I did it. I killed him."
Guerrero is impactado.
Labels: barbara
El Cuerpo del Deseo, - Mon., Jan 12 - PJ/S calls Rebeca's bluff; Isabel and Andrés go for a boat ride
Andrés accuses Isabel of knowing that PJ has returned from the dead and of wanting Andrés dead. He threatens her with a broken bottle and she defends herself with a gun. Fortunately, the drugs catch up with him and Andrés passes out.
After being blackmailed into dinner with Rebeca, PJ/S is really nasty to her. He slaps her hand when she reaches out to him. PJ/S tells Rebeca that he hasn't been nastier to her because he feels sorry for her. He says that he knows what it is like when an older person falls in love with someone much younger. He says that the same thing happened to him. He fell in love with someone who could have been his daughter. Confused by his apparent age, Rebeca says that she hopes he isn't attracted to little girls. He says that he was an old man like PJ. He tells Rebeca that he is tired of her abusing old people like calling PJ 'a decrepit old man.' He doesn't understand why she would do that when she is an old woman herself in love with a younger man.
He tells Rebeca that her game is over. She can tell everyone anything she wants. He does it himself and stand up in the restaurant and says that he is married with a son and, for the record, this woman is not his wife.
He walks out of the restaurant leaving Rebeca humiliated.
Valeria tells Isabel that it is crazy to stay in this place with Andrés in this condition. Isabel asks for one more day and promises to leave before nightfall the next day.
Isabel puts her gun in her purse and takes Andrés out for a boat ride. He guesses that she plans to kill him. She asks why he keeps saying that PJ has come back. "Because it's true!" yells Andrés.
After being blackmailed into dinner with Rebeca, PJ/S is really nasty to her. He slaps her hand when she reaches out to him. PJ/S tells Rebeca that he hasn't been nastier to her because he feels sorry for her. He says that he knows what it is like when an older person falls in love with someone much younger. He says that the same thing happened to him. He fell in love with someone who could have been his daughter. Confused by his apparent age, Rebeca says that she hopes he isn't attracted to little girls. He says that he was an old man like PJ. He tells Rebeca that he is tired of her abusing old people like calling PJ 'a decrepit old man.' He doesn't understand why she would do that when she is an old woman herself in love with a younger man.
He tells Rebeca that her game is over. She can tell everyone anything she wants. He does it himself and stand up in the restaurant and says that he is married with a son and, for the record, this woman is not his wife.
He walks out of the restaurant leaving Rebeca humiliated.
Valeria tells Isabel that it is crazy to stay in this place with Andrés in this condition. Isabel asks for one more day and promises to leave before nightfall the next day.
Isabel puts her gun in her purse and takes Andrés out for a boat ride. He guesses that she plans to kill him. She asks why he keeps saying that PJ has come back. "Because it's true!" yells Andrés.
Labels: cuerpo
Cuidado: Friday 1/9/09 "Juan Miguel starts to see the error of his ways and Yvette gets a little tied up"
Rocío and Blanca are at the church and Padre Anselmo has committed himself to helping Blanca. He leads her in prayer, asking for God’s mercy.
Lic. Joaquin Losada (?) is visiting Juan Miguel in his jail cell. He’s asked that JM admit his guilt or innocence in Viv’s death. Finally, JM has seen the light and he says that he’s innocent (could this be the start of a smarter, wiser JM? I think not, but at least he's realized that taking the blame serves no purpose). Joaquin asks if JM knows where Yvette can be found, because the cops haven’t had any luck. JM says he has no idea.
Cande and Marichuy are fussing over the baby, now that Leo’s brought him back safely (on horseback, I might add). They discuss the new window in their room, it has smaller glass panes and will apparently be more protection—from flies and potential kidnappers. MC mentions that she’s named the baby after JM. Cande doesn’t like this, and even suggests some alternatives-- Candelario or Omar, both would be much preferred because the child doesn’t deserve to be named after JM. MC doesn’t understand and presses Cande for her reasons. Cande starts to push hard for the “Make Leo the Daddy” campaign. She tells MC that Leo’s proven that he’s worth his weight in gold (Cande has got to be the president of the Team Leo club).
Meanwhile, back at the castle, the Inspector is meeting with Onelia. Stefi happens to be hanging around (she really is a leech, isn't she? and really what purpose does she serve, just a waste of oxygen as far as I'm concerned). The Inspector tells the women that they haven’t been able to locate Yvette, in fact haven’t had any sightings of her and there is no paper trail. It’s almost as if she doesn’t exist. Rocío and Blanca have just returned home at the point they are discussing this last bit. Blanca panics at their words.
Marichuy defends Juanmi to Cande, he’s a good guy. Cande lets MC know that she knows something that would say the contrary to that, but won’t give any more details. MC demands to know what Cande’s hiding, but Cande (surprisingly) isn’t talking. MC begs, but Cande won’t budge. She does hint that it is pretty big info. This causes MC to worry that something’s happened to Juanmi.
Blanca gets upset and runs upstairs. Stefi questions what happened to her? and Rocío says she’s going to comfort her. Stefi speculates that Blanca's crush on JM has caused her to be uspet as Rocío leaves to go after Blanca. Then the Inspector tells Onelia and Stefi that the police are beginning to think that someone is impersonating Yvette.
During the commercial, Stefi went back home and is now filling Ceci in on what the Inspector said. Ceci questions if Yvette is 2, 2, 2-people-in-1, then who is the other person? That is the million dollar question, says Stefi.
Upstairs in the castle, Blanca is starting to lose her grip on being in control of the shared body. She starts to look for Yvette’s suitcase and is distressed to not find it. Rocío suggests Yvette’s things are at the apartment. Blanca can feel that she’s falling under Yvette’s influence and begs Rocío to quickly tie her up. Rocío isn’t that eager to oblige, but she runs out to find rope and comes back and does the job. Blanca gets tied up to the bed, just as the Yvette persona emerges.
Stefi takes a message for Patricio from JM’s attorney. She is happy to hear that the police will be freeing JM. Ceci’s happy to hear the news as well.
During the commercial, Stefi heads over to the castle to wait for JM’s return. She runs into Onelia in the foyer and tells her the good news. Onelia doesn’t see it that way, she'd rather JM rot in his jail cell.
Back upstairs, Yvette starts to freak out about being restrained. Rocío refuses to untie her and Yvette continues to demand to be let go. Stefi heads upstairs and walks into the very strange looking situation. Seeing Blanca with the glasses off writhing on the bed, Stefi is able to figure out that Blanca is Yvette (does this mean that she's much cleverer than the characters in Superma? -- no one at the Daily Planet was ever able to get past such a disguise, otherwise Clark Kent’s jig would have been up).
MC tries to call the castle to find out what’s going on with Juanmi. Unfortunately Onelia answers the phone. MC doesn’t talk and Onelia lets the crank caller know that they are disgraceful.
Pat goes to the jail to help JM. The Inspector arrives and asks JM if he knows where Yvette can be found. JM says that he doesn’t know. Don’t know or won’t tell?, the Inspector asks. Lic. Joaquin, in perfect lawyer speak, says that he’s advised JM not to answer that question.
Rocío tries to explain to Stefi that Blanca’s not well. Yvette is able to untie herself and launches herself off the bed. Rocío steps between Yvette and Stefi, and ends up in a scuffle with Yvette. Stefi doesn’t lift a figure to help. Rocío appeals to Blanca to come forward, to take control, but it is to no avail. Stefi heads downstairs (not wanting to enter into the fray of a girl fight). She gets down there just as JM is returning, accompanied by Pat. Onelia enters the foyer and makes it clear that she’s not happy to see JM there.
Elsa watches Nelson sleep and thinks to herself that he’s dying. Nelson wakes and asks for drink. Elsa refuses to get one for him. He becomes insistent and Elsa angrily tells him he’s dying. So what’s the point in denying him a little drop, he demands to know. Elsa tells him that she’s not allowing him to drink and speed up his death.
MC reflects back on some of the happier moments between her and Juanmi. Cande catches MC near the phone and MC fills her in on what just happened. Cande logically points out that Onelia couldn’t have any idea it was MC on the other line, so her rudeness wasn’t directed specifically at MC, Onelia’s just rude in general.
Onelia starts to let into JM, that this whole deal is a sham. JM’s not innocent, he’s just Yvette’s accomplice. Speaking of Yvette, Stefi jumps in and says that they need to get upstairs to the governess’s room because Rocío needs them. They all head upstairs.
Blanca knocks out Rocío and escapes out the window. A split second later the posse arrives. JM sends Balbina for the first-aid kit and he tends to Rocío. Onelia wants to know where that woman went.
Marichuy has a daydream/premonition(?) about JM hanging from the edge of a bridge. She tries to hold onto him but his grip slips. She begs him to not let go, but he can’t hold on and ends up falling over the side. This “vision” convinces MC some more that there is something going on with JM and she tries calling again, this time she calls his office number. The phone rings twice and she hangs up because no one’s answered.
Rocío fills JM in on what’s been going on with Blanca. Onelia says this is all a ruse to try and confuse people. JM says nope, Blanca’s sick. She suffers from multiple personalities.
MC tries to call the castle main line again. As the phone is ringing, we see Balbina walking in slow motion near the phone. END OF EPISODE
Vocabulario
amarrarse- to tie up
apresurar- to hurry, to speed up, to quicken
botiquín- first-aid kit, medicine chest
dañar- to damage
desamarrarse- to untie
mosca- fly
soltar- to release, to let go (suéltame- let me go)
suplantar- to impersonate
vencer- to defeat
vicio- vice
viciarse con algo- to become addicted to something
Lic. Joaquin Losada (?) is visiting Juan Miguel in his jail cell. He’s asked that JM admit his guilt or innocence in Viv’s death. Finally, JM has seen the light and he says that he’s innocent (could this be the start of a smarter, wiser JM? I think not, but at least he's realized that taking the blame serves no purpose). Joaquin asks if JM knows where Yvette can be found, because the cops haven’t had any luck. JM says he has no idea.
Cande and Marichuy are fussing over the baby, now that Leo’s brought him back safely (on horseback, I might add). They discuss the new window in their room, it has smaller glass panes and will apparently be more protection—from flies and potential kidnappers. MC mentions that she’s named the baby after JM. Cande doesn’t like this, and even suggests some alternatives-- Candelario or Omar, both would be much preferred because the child doesn’t deserve to be named after JM. MC doesn’t understand and presses Cande for her reasons. Cande starts to push hard for the “Make Leo the Daddy” campaign. She tells MC that Leo’s proven that he’s worth his weight in gold (Cande has got to be the president of the Team Leo club).
Meanwhile, back at the castle, the Inspector is meeting with Onelia. Stefi happens to be hanging around (she really is a leech, isn't she? and really what purpose does she serve, just a waste of oxygen as far as I'm concerned). The Inspector tells the women that they haven’t been able to locate Yvette, in fact haven’t had any sightings of her and there is no paper trail. It’s almost as if she doesn’t exist. Rocío and Blanca have just returned home at the point they are discussing this last bit. Blanca panics at their words.
Marichuy defends Juanmi to Cande, he’s a good guy. Cande lets MC know that she knows something that would say the contrary to that, but won’t give any more details. MC demands to know what Cande’s hiding, but Cande (surprisingly) isn’t talking. MC begs, but Cande won’t budge. She does hint that it is pretty big info. This causes MC to worry that something’s happened to Juanmi.
Blanca gets upset and runs upstairs. Stefi questions what happened to her? and Rocío says she’s going to comfort her. Stefi speculates that Blanca's crush on JM has caused her to be uspet as Rocío leaves to go after Blanca. Then the Inspector tells Onelia and Stefi that the police are beginning to think that someone is impersonating Yvette.
During the commercial, Stefi went back home and is now filling Ceci in on what the Inspector said. Ceci questions if Yvette is 2, 2, 2-people-in-1, then who is the other person? That is the million dollar question, says Stefi.
Upstairs in the castle, Blanca is starting to lose her grip on being in control of the shared body. She starts to look for Yvette’s suitcase and is distressed to not find it. Rocío suggests Yvette’s things are at the apartment. Blanca can feel that she’s falling under Yvette’s influence and begs Rocío to quickly tie her up. Rocío isn’t that eager to oblige, but she runs out to find rope and comes back and does the job. Blanca gets tied up to the bed, just as the Yvette persona emerges.
Stefi takes a message for Patricio from JM’s attorney. She is happy to hear that the police will be freeing JM. Ceci’s happy to hear the news as well.
During the commercial, Stefi heads over to the castle to wait for JM’s return. She runs into Onelia in the foyer and tells her the good news. Onelia doesn’t see it that way, she'd rather JM rot in his jail cell.
Back upstairs, Yvette starts to freak out about being restrained. Rocío refuses to untie her and Yvette continues to demand to be let go. Stefi heads upstairs and walks into the very strange looking situation. Seeing Blanca with the glasses off writhing on the bed, Stefi is able to figure out that Blanca is Yvette (does this mean that she's much cleverer than the characters in Superma? -- no one at the Daily Planet was ever able to get past such a disguise, otherwise Clark Kent’s jig would have been up).
MC tries to call the castle to find out what’s going on with Juanmi. Unfortunately Onelia answers the phone. MC doesn’t talk and Onelia lets the crank caller know that they are disgraceful.
Pat goes to the jail to help JM. The Inspector arrives and asks JM if he knows where Yvette can be found. JM says that he doesn’t know. Don’t know or won’t tell?, the Inspector asks. Lic. Joaquin, in perfect lawyer speak, says that he’s advised JM not to answer that question.
Rocío tries to explain to Stefi that Blanca’s not well. Yvette is able to untie herself and launches herself off the bed. Rocío steps between Yvette and Stefi, and ends up in a scuffle with Yvette. Stefi doesn’t lift a figure to help. Rocío appeals to Blanca to come forward, to take control, but it is to no avail. Stefi heads downstairs (not wanting to enter into the fray of a girl fight). She gets down there just as JM is returning, accompanied by Pat. Onelia enters the foyer and makes it clear that she’s not happy to see JM there.
Elsa watches Nelson sleep and thinks to herself that he’s dying. Nelson wakes and asks for drink. Elsa refuses to get one for him. He becomes insistent and Elsa angrily tells him he’s dying. So what’s the point in denying him a little drop, he demands to know. Elsa tells him that she’s not allowing him to drink and speed up his death.
MC reflects back on some of the happier moments between her and Juanmi. Cande catches MC near the phone and MC fills her in on what just happened. Cande logically points out that Onelia couldn’t have any idea it was MC on the other line, so her rudeness wasn’t directed specifically at MC, Onelia’s just rude in general.
Onelia starts to let into JM, that this whole deal is a sham. JM’s not innocent, he’s just Yvette’s accomplice. Speaking of Yvette, Stefi jumps in and says that they need to get upstairs to the governess’s room because Rocío needs them. They all head upstairs.
Blanca knocks out Rocío and escapes out the window. A split second later the posse arrives. JM sends Balbina for the first-aid kit and he tends to Rocío. Onelia wants to know where that woman went.
Marichuy has a daydream/premonition(?) about JM hanging from the edge of a bridge. She tries to hold onto him but his grip slips. She begs him to not let go, but he can’t hold on and ends up falling over the side. This “vision” convinces MC some more that there is something going on with JM and she tries calling again, this time she calls his office number. The phone rings twice and she hangs up because no one’s answered.
Rocío fills JM in on what’s been going on with Blanca. Onelia says this is all a ruse to try and confuse people. JM says nope, Blanca’s sick. She suffers from multiple personalities.
MC tries to call the castle main line again. As the phone is ringing, we see Balbina walking in slow motion near the phone. END OF EPISODE
Vocabulario
amarrarse- to tie up
apresurar- to hurry, to speed up, to quicken
botiquín- first-aid kit, medicine chest
dañar- to damage
desamarrarse- to untie
mosca- fly
soltar- to release, to let go (suéltame- let me go)
suplantar- to impersonate
vencer- to defeat
vicio- vice
viciarse con algo- to become addicted to something
Labels: Cuidado
Doña Bárbara - Fri., Dec. 19- Marisela is found and Meléndez ain't the man he used to be
"My God, What have I done? I killed him," says Marisela. She is in shock and DB has a lot of trouble getting her to untie her and unlock the handcuffs. When she is free, she tells Marisela that all she did was save DB's life.
DB tells Marisela not to look at Meléndez. They are alive. Marisela tells DB that Meléndez told her that he was one of the men who... DB confirms that he was one of the men who raped her. He wanted to harm them but he didn't. Marisela says that killing is wrong; it's a sin. DB says that sometimes it is necessary to kill vermin.
Now joined by Guerrero and his men, Santos and the vaqueros continue the search for Meléndez and the two missing women.
"Marisela," says DB, "I need you to be calm and to listen to me carefully. Are you listening? This bastard who died... please, don't cry... what you did was necessary. It was the only thing you could do to save me. Focus. Look at me. This man had a lot of power. Do you understand? It would be dangerous if the truth is known that you... what happened... that you pushed him. My love, I know that you feel guilty but you're not. You aren't. So you don't have to go to jail for this idiot. I won't let that happen but you have to help me. This has to be our big secret forever. You and I as mother... and daugther. Listen to what I am going to tell you: Some unknown men put a hood over your head and tied you up. You never saw their faces. They left you alone the whole time until Melquíades came and rescued you. He untied you. They fired their guns and you ran away. You never, never saw Meléndez."
"Never?" say Marisela.
"Never," says DB hugging Marisela, "I would have died if the same thing had happened to you as did me." She tells Marisela to leave. She will take care of everything.
DB ties up Melquíades' wound. She asks if it hurts. "Not as much as him," says Melquíades indicating Meléndez. Melquíades picks up his knife and asks DB to let him repay the bastard for everything he did to DB and to Marisela. DB says ok provided that he is conscious and looking her in the eyes.
DB wakes Meléndez up and asks him about Sapo, the one remaining rapist. Meléndez tells her that Sapo is an important guy in the government and Meléndez has already told him that DB is still around.
Juan Primito is at La Chusmita looking for Marisela. She comes in to the hut but she won't look at or speak to JP. She lies down on the bed. JP finally goes for help. (This means that the place where Meléndez held Marisela and DB is within walking distance of La Chusmita but none of the many searchers could find it.)
JP finds Santos and takes him back to Marisela. Santos brings Marisela back to Altamira. She is still unresponsive. Dr. Arias comes and says that she is in shock but otherwise unharmed.
DB and Melquíades finish Meléndez off in a particularly grisly way.
DB goes back to El Miedo and takes a bath.
Melquíades and BP make it look like Meléndez and the guard crashed their jeep and it burned. (What are they going to do with the frozen Sargeant?)
DB comes to Altamira and Marisela runs to her arms.
DB tells Marisela not to look at Meléndez. They are alive. Marisela tells DB that Meléndez told her that he was one of the men who... DB confirms that he was one of the men who raped her. He wanted to harm them but he didn't. Marisela says that killing is wrong; it's a sin. DB says that sometimes it is necessary to kill vermin.
Now joined by Guerrero and his men, Santos and the vaqueros continue the search for Meléndez and the two missing women.
"Marisela," says DB, "I need you to be calm and to listen to me carefully. Are you listening? This bastard who died... please, don't cry... what you did was necessary. It was the only thing you could do to save me. Focus. Look at me. This man had a lot of power. Do you understand? It would be dangerous if the truth is known that you... what happened... that you pushed him. My love, I know that you feel guilty but you're not. You aren't. So you don't have to go to jail for this idiot. I won't let that happen but you have to help me. This has to be our big secret forever. You and I as mother... and daugther. Listen to what I am going to tell you: Some unknown men put a hood over your head and tied you up. You never saw their faces. They left you alone the whole time until Melquíades came and rescued you. He untied you. They fired their guns and you ran away. You never, never saw Meléndez."
"Never?" say Marisela.
"Never," says DB hugging Marisela, "I would have died if the same thing had happened to you as did me." She tells Marisela to leave. She will take care of everything.
DB ties up Melquíades' wound. She asks if it hurts. "Not as much as him," says Melquíades indicating Meléndez. Melquíades picks up his knife and asks DB to let him repay the bastard for everything he did to DB and to Marisela. DB says ok provided that he is conscious and looking her in the eyes.
DB wakes Meléndez up and asks him about Sapo, the one remaining rapist. Meléndez tells her that Sapo is an important guy in the government and Meléndez has already told him that DB is still around.
Juan Primito is at La Chusmita looking for Marisela. She comes in to the hut but she won't look at or speak to JP. She lies down on the bed. JP finally goes for help. (This means that the place where Meléndez held Marisela and DB is within walking distance of La Chusmita but none of the many searchers could find it.)
JP finds Santos and takes him back to Marisela. Santos brings Marisela back to Altamira. She is still unresponsive. Dr. Arias comes and says that she is in shock but otherwise unharmed.
DB and Melquíades finish Meléndez off in a particularly grisly way.
DB goes back to El Miedo and takes a bath.
Melquíades and BP make it look like Meléndez and the guard crashed their jeep and it burned. (What are they going to do with the frozen Sargeant?)
DB comes to Altamira and Marisela runs to her arms.
Labels: barbara
Sunday, January 11, 2009
El Cuerpo del Deseo, Wed. - Friday, Jan. 7-9: PJ/S breaks it off with Isabel and asks Valeria to marry him
Wed., Jan. 7
Andrés returns to the Donoso house but he's catatonic more or less.
PJ/S (now in a black suit with a black shirt and tie) goes to see Isabel in the hospital. She says that she is glad to see him. She was afraid that Andrés was going to kill him.
PJ/S tells Gaetana that Andres is in such a bad way mentally that he doesn't think Andrés will ever return to the factory.
Indiria, or whatever her name is, comes to see Andrés wearing something that looks like a martian costume on some low budget movie. Obviously, most of the money on wardrobe in this novela was spent on Mario once he got out of his peasant outfit. Anyway, Isabel calls whatever her name is a traitor and Rebeca overhears Isabel say that she has a lover. (If she only knew.)
PJ/S meets Valeria in the woods and asks her to marry him. She doesn't want to commit herself unless she tells Isabel. Naturally, PJ/S doesn't want her to do that.
Thurs., Jan. 8
Andrés is obviously a complete nutcase but Isabel refuses to put him a psychiatric hospital.
PJ/S tells Isabel that it's over between them. He doesn't want to be a lover in hiding and she has to take care of her crazy husband.
Naturally, Isabel can't believe PJ/S would do this to her.
If PJ/S hadn't f**ked enough with Andrés' head already, he lets Andrés into the study when he is playing the piano as PJ.
Andrés tries to kill PJ/S but he can't and when the rest of the household comes in, PJ/S is gone.
PJ/S tries to convince Valeria to make a choice about her life and come with him. She says that this isn't the right moment to make such a decision. Valeria says that she doesn't want to make such a decision without Isabel's approval. PJ/S tells her that she won't have Isabel's support. Valeria says that she will give him an answer tomorrow at the same time.
Fri., Jan. 9
Isabel decides to take Andrés to a place where he can rest. She has borrowed a country house from a business associate. She wants Valeria to go with her.
Isabel decides to bring a gun with her to the house she is going with Andres and Valeria.
Valeria can't reach PJ/S to tells him that she can't make their appointment.
Gaetana has doubts about PJ/S's relationship with Valeria but he tells her that he wants to forget about being PJ and live with Valeria as Salvador Cerinza. He says that what he feels for Valeria is more pure and intense than the passion he has with Isabel.
Gaetana suggests to PJ/S that Isabel might have decided to take Andrés to this remote place so that she could kill him to be with PJ/S. Valeria could be in danger from her or from Andrés, the lunatic. PJ/S says that he has to find out where they are even if it means spending time with Rebeca.
Andrés tells Isabel that she loved the old man and now she is getting involved with him again. "You know that Cerinza is the old man...you know..." he tells her.
So we have two women and a crazy person in a remote house on a dangerous lagoon. What could possibly go wrong?
Andrés returns to the Donoso house but he's catatonic more or less.
PJ/S (now in a black suit with a black shirt and tie) goes to see Isabel in the hospital. She says that she is glad to see him. She was afraid that Andrés was going to kill him.
PJ/S tells Gaetana that Andres is in such a bad way mentally that he doesn't think Andrés will ever return to the factory.
Indiria, or whatever her name is, comes to see Andrés wearing something that looks like a martian costume on some low budget movie. Obviously, most of the money on wardrobe in this novela was spent on Mario once he got out of his peasant outfit. Anyway, Isabel calls whatever her name is a traitor and Rebeca overhears Isabel say that she has a lover. (If she only knew.)
PJ/S meets Valeria in the woods and asks her to marry him. She doesn't want to commit herself unless she tells Isabel. Naturally, PJ/S doesn't want her to do that.
Thurs., Jan. 8
Andrés is obviously a complete nutcase but Isabel refuses to put him a psychiatric hospital.
PJ/S tells Isabel that it's over between them. He doesn't want to be a lover in hiding and she has to take care of her crazy husband.
Naturally, Isabel can't believe PJ/S would do this to her.
If PJ/S hadn't f**ked enough with Andrés' head already, he lets Andrés into the study when he is playing the piano as PJ.
Andrés tries to kill PJ/S but he can't and when the rest of the household comes in, PJ/S is gone.
PJ/S tries to convince Valeria to make a choice about her life and come with him. She says that this isn't the right moment to make such a decision. Valeria says that she doesn't want to make such a decision without Isabel's approval. PJ/S tells her that she won't have Isabel's support. Valeria says that she will give him an answer tomorrow at the same time.
Fri., Jan. 9
Isabel decides to take Andrés to a place where he can rest. She has borrowed a country house from a business associate. She wants Valeria to go with her.
Isabel decides to bring a gun with her to the house she is going with Andres and Valeria.
Valeria can't reach PJ/S to tells him that she can't make their appointment.
Gaetana has doubts about PJ/S's relationship with Valeria but he tells her that he wants to forget about being PJ and live with Valeria as Salvador Cerinza. He says that what he feels for Valeria is more pure and intense than the passion he has with Isabel.
Gaetana suggests to PJ/S that Isabel might have decided to take Andrés to this remote place so that she could kill him to be with PJ/S. Valeria could be in danger from her or from Andrés, the lunatic. PJ/S says that he has to find out where they are even if it means spending time with Rebeca.
Andrés tells Isabel that she loved the old man and now she is getting involved with him again. "You know that Cerinza is the old man...you know..." he tells her.
So we have two women and a crazy person in a remote house on a dangerous lagoon. What could possibly go wrong?
Labels: cuerpo
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