Thursday, March 21, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #92 Thu 3/21/13 easier said than done... sweeping dirty little secrets under the rug...
Paula arrives at B house. Vicky goes to fetch Niki. Angel questions Paula’s new visit. She just came to sell Avon… jk… she came to teach piano.
In Niki’s room, FoyBoyRoy is miffed that the movie they watched is below par. And of course he has to throw another demeaning comment about Gorilita. Niki nips the subject in the bud saying Guzmi is uneducated gopher.
Vicky comes to get Niki. She does not want to take piano class today(isn’t it always the ‘just this once, pleeeeaaasseee!’ line?), wants to go get a welcome present for Tatito (Anyballs) instead. Vicky will be the piano student today instead.
Downstairs Angel tries to convince Paula to leave but to no avail. Niki, FoyRoy and Vicky come down. Niki and FoyRoy leave to go shopping. Vicky tells Paula she will be the student today, to Angel’s shock.
At KenDrat’s, Cris bit the bait hook, line and sinker, saying Dances is more violent than she thought. KenDrat keeps the play going and throws one last arrow telling Cris that Dances says she is a ho because the man she IS going out with is … wait for it… married??! … Cris is in shock. KenDrat says she fought her feelings. Cris suggests KenDrat talk to Paula, who was lover to a married man… KenDrat bubble thinks ‘stop saying stupid things!’ but thanks Cris for her advise. She is still afraid what Dances would have done if she were alone.
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PEAM #-9- Frisky Fern Gets Photocopied and Learns a Lesson in Self Defense Almost at the Expense of the French
Happy Spring!!!!!
Alma is approaching the driveway while Roge is trying to awaken
a drunken Patti.
Alma notices that Roge is a little agitated and sees the
broken glass and Roge’s disheveled clothing. She asks what’s up, are you okay??
Alma asks for a rag and Roge will get one. He suggests a relaxing
bath in the Jacuzzi. Alma calls him, he shouts, and it wakes Drunken Pati. He warns Pati to be quiet or her
head will feel the frying pan. Why
do you have the frying pan?? He was going to fry eggs. Alma smells a rat. She knows that he is hiding something.
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Amor Bravío #150 (Uni 145) Wed 3/20/13 " Dan Tells a Tall Tale etc."
Dear Dell,
Please hold this space for us while I finish the last page of the recap, okay?
Mena
Dear Mena,
What else would I do since one of us monopolizes the keyboard alllll the time, if you know what I mean? And while I have a minute may I remind you to take it easy on the WTQ? You get a little overexcited when you hit those keys. I know it is hard to believe some of the antics of these characters because they give me a headache too, but have a heart. Whoever still wonders if computers can approach the brains of humans didn't watch the antics of a certain hunky lunk last night is all I can say.... Go finish up and post so that viewerville can be updated on hunky lunk's whopper tale he told Wife 2, Miriam.
Sincerely, Dell
OK, Dell and I offer you the rundown on last night's capitulo....
Miriam and Dan’s Casita: While searching for a blankie for baby Aggie, Miriam finds a pendant with the carved design of a letter C. Closer study of the pendant reveals a little “sweet nothing” inscription on it. Squinting her eyes and concentrating carefully, she wonders aloud….. whose name starts with a letter “!C!”….. hmmmmmm… What do you think “! C!”Caridad? Hmmmm…. I know….. “!C!”Camila! That’s it! Viewerville claps that she figured this out so handily. QTH? She sets her jaw firmly as she says Dan had better start explaining this, pronto. [“Beeech”, adds Mr Mena.]
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Please hold this space for us while I finish the last page of the recap, okay?
Mena
Dear Mena,
What else would I do since one of us monopolizes the keyboard alllll the time, if you know what I mean? And while I have a minute may I remind you to take it easy on the WTQ? You get a little overexcited when you hit those keys. I know it is hard to believe some of the antics of these characters because they give me a headache too, but have a heart. Whoever still wonders if computers can approach the brains of humans didn't watch the antics of a certain hunky lunk last night is all I can say.... Go finish up and post so that viewerville can be updated on hunky lunk's whopper tale he told Wife 2, Miriam.
Sincerely, Dell
OK, Dell and I offer you the rundown on last night's capitulo....
Miriam and Dan’s Casita: While searching for a blankie for baby Aggie, Miriam finds a pendant with the carved design of a letter C. Closer study of the pendant reveals a little “sweet nothing” inscription on it. Squinting her eyes and concentrating carefully, she wonders aloud….. whose name starts with a letter “!C!”….. hmmmmmm… What do you think “! C!”Caridad? Hmmmm…. I know….. “!C!”Camila! That’s it! Viewerville claps that she figured this out so handily. QTH? She sets her jaw firmly as she says Dan had better start explaining this, pronto. [“Beeech”, adds Mr Mena.]
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PEAM - #8 - Mar. 20, 2013 -Woody and Jessie take a surprise trip; Miss OCD visits the barrio
Note from Recapper Jody: I have to remind myself not to take anything in this
novela seriously or personally, it’s a comedy. well, it’s supposed to be a comedy
anyway. At various times, the episode has become so pathetic the only thing I can do is
laugh and entertain myself with thoughts like “AVON spelled backwards is NOVA (NOVA)”.
Also, I’ve been renaming characters. For now, my new nicknames include:
Chucho -- Chuckles, Xochi -- Chachi, Fernando -- Woody. And now onto the recap...
Rog packs the money in the little case as he talks with his brother Woody.
Chuckles talks on phone with Vero. She tells him she's on her way to see his place. He
tries to talk her out of going tonight. She is determined and will see him at 6 p.m. sharp.
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Amores Verdaderos #91 Wed 3/20/13 In which Cris and Salsero get Ferrettied (Although Cris doesn't Know it Yet) and Roy Courts the Balvanera Fortune.
The old:
On the gorgeous Cozumel beach, Kendra and a man in the front
row of the audience exchange a conspiratorial look.
In the Balvanera kitchen, Nikki is a brat to Lili. Lili stands up for herself. Both realize that Guzmán spent a night
away. With who?
Kendra struts her stuff and poses, sometimes high fashion,
sometimes soft-core. The other models
walk slowly in a white-clad zombie parade.
The camera focuses on Kendra and her ... er ... enhancements. There is an almost hallucinatory composition
of white and blue and beige -- sand, water, sky, white dress and blue feathers.
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #90 Tue 3/19/13 Jealousy, bitterness, and . . . more jealousy
Amores Verdaderos Cap 90—3-19-13—Jealousy, bitterness, and . . . more jealousy
Seriously, we had a lot of jealousy tonight.
Summary (based on memory—you know how I roll!).
EVENTS MAY NOT BE LISTED IN ORDER. Feel free to add or correct recap in comments. (I know I can count on you guys!)
Refried: Big Angel doesn't get why Victoria didn't respond differently to his "confession" (of how there's a woman who has tempted him to stray from the straight and narrow), not realizing that Vicki HAS NO CLUE because he never said which woman was tempting him. "She doesn't know how much I love her" he says to himself (or some such).
The New: Big Angel packs his bags. He's outta there! But no sooner is he out the door than he's in again. He can't leave Vicki. Who will look after her?
* Meanwhile, Vicki has roused Thomasina (aka The Only Sensible Person In This Episode) from her slumber to rant and rave about Big Angel's "confession." "He's tempted to cheat on his wife with Opalina!" Rant rant rant. Thomasina looks puzzled, alarmed, and finally, amused by Vicki's display. She observes that Vicki seems . . . jealous. "ME!?!?!? JEALOUS?!?!?!?" Yeah yeah, Ms. Thou Doth Protest Too Much, yeah you. Thomasina even astutely notes that Vicki is sounding just about as jealous and unglued as Christina does about Big Angel. Vicki is not amused by this comparison at all. Thomasina finally just lets it go, smiles knowingly, and says, "Well I know what I know" (or something) and leaves Vicki in her own puddle of self-delusion.
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Summary (based on memory—you know how I roll!).
EVENTS MAY NOT BE LISTED IN ORDER. Feel free to add or correct recap in comments. (I know I can count on you guys!)
Refried: Big Angel doesn't get why Victoria didn't respond differently to his "confession" (of how there's a woman who has tempted him to stray from the straight and narrow), not realizing that Vicki HAS NO CLUE because he never said which woman was tempting him. "She doesn't know how much I love her" he says to himself (or some such).
The New: Big Angel packs his bags. He's outta there! But no sooner is he out the door than he's in again. He can't leave Vicki. Who will look after her?
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| He can't make a clean break! |
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Amor Bravío #149 (Uni 144) Tue 3/19/13 Roman is blessedly silent and Miriam learns her ABC’s.
Straight to the new stuff --
Amanda’s Hostal
Aaron shares a cuppa and some wisdom with Nati. As all brides-to-be do, she sits with her
notepad scribbling down wedding plans.
She’s very busy with the boda.
She originally wanted a small wedding but Daddy Dearest really wants the
huge social event of the year. Aaron
wisely asks she wants. (see how he does that Dr. Phil thing?) She giddily responds she just wants the
day to be here now, she can’t wait to be
married! Aaron is happy because he’ll be
able to attend. He plans to leave soon
after Rafa’s book release. She’s sad to
see him go. He’s been very happy here
and has found it an enriching experience.
He almost hates to leave but his peeps in Chiapas are waiting for
him. Amanda walks in and announces that
through Daddy Dearest’s fault, Agustina’s been arrested! Nati is all impactada, “Que?”
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PEAM, Tuesday 3/19/13 (#7): The Bleeping Perils of Fernando's Bleeping Package Bleep Bleep Bleep
Xochi stifles her rage as the other secretarias have the laugh of the century at Chucho in his ill-fitting uniform, a raspberry-colored wreck. Alma herself stops cold at the sight of it. Fernando joins in with some particularly withering comments and even takes a picture (and why does he want such a picture, hmmmm?).
(The secretarias are all so busy making fun of Chucho - do any of them notice the way Fernando dresses? He always looks like he's on his way to a "Miami Vice" fan club convention. That look was mockable enough even when it was actually in fashion. I think it's ten times more hilarious now.)
Alma rescues Chucho by inviting him into her office. Outside, Xochi offers to give the other secretarias the money she won on the bet (about whether he would get fired today or not) if they'll stop laughing. They pause for a moment as if to consider it, but they can't control themselves.
In Alma's office, Chucho half-jokingly suggests that the secretarias conspired with Cardenas and Fernando to get him this ridiculous uniform as revenge for his insulting remarks. Alma tells him it's really not that bad, but they both know she's only being nice. Chucho tries to be a good sport about it.
Then Alma says, "I know it's none of my business, but are you, um, well, are you gay?"
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(The secretarias are all so busy making fun of Chucho - do any of them notice the way Fernando dresses? He always looks like he's on his way to a "Miami Vice" fan club convention. That look was mockable enough even when it was actually in fashion. I think it's ten times more hilarious now.)
Alma rescues Chucho by inviting him into her office. Outside, Xochi offers to give the other secretarias the money she won on the bet (about whether he would get fired today or not) if they'll stop laughing. They pause for a moment as if to consider it, but they can't control themselves.
In Alma's office, Chucho half-jokingly suggests that the secretarias conspired with Cardenas and Fernando to get him this ridiculous uniform as revenge for his insulting remarks. Alma tells him it's really not that bad, but they both know she's only being nice. Chucho tries to be a good sport about it.
Then Alma says, "I know it's none of my business, but are you, um, well, are you gay?"
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Amores Verdaderos #89 Mon 3/18/13 A Confession (Kind of)
* Lo refrito: Victoria, the jealous Balvanera princess gets owned by Arriaga. “Yes, madam, you’re right, Opalina isn’t just my spiritual guide. Good night.” Vicky is impactada, and she deserved it.
* Lo nuevo: while Nikki is anxiously waiting for her BoyToyBoyfriend, the aforementioned young gentleman is in the middle of a threesome with two American girls (who surely won the award for the most horrible accent in a telenovela). He says he’s with his coach, and they are making arrengements to his next United States tournament. By the way, he hopes this time his beloved flaquita (skinny girl) will accompany him… as his wife. Neta gets a small heart attack, but manages to feign enthusiasm: oh, that’s great, she wants to marry him so much, and now she’s super happy. Really. Roy promises that as soon as he finishes there *yuck*, he’ll pick her up.
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Monday, March 18, 2013
Amor Bravío #148 (Uni 143) Mon 3/18/13
Capitulo
148: The Trap Is Set
Lo
del pasado:
Camila and Mariano look over the bulls; she seems in a good mood. Daniel asks
Augustina about the passports; she tells him they are most likely
still in the briefcase she couldn't get. A reluctant Sherlock Juarez
arrives – with four men – to arrest her on charges of fraud.
Lo de
nuevo:
Parlour:
Juarez says that the Associo por el Mejor Futuro claims she does
not work for them; she says she signed the documents in front of El
Diablo and Hissadora. Daniel says that they must be behind the accusation leading to this arrest. Becerra tells her not to worry; they will get
a good lawyer for her right away. Daniel tells her he will talk to
Teresa about getting her a lawyer. She seems to realize that El
Diablo is behind this arrest and thinks that this was an act of
revenge. Sherlock Juarez takes out the cuffs although he doesn't put them on her.
Labels: bravio
PEAM #6 – 3/18/13 – Is He or Isn’t He? What? A Gay, A Threat, A Financial Genius
Keep your fingers crossed for a better second week that will
keep our esteemed colleagues on board while this plot is sorted out.
El refrito: Fernando threatens Jesus for wanting to leave
after everyone else has gone but Fernando gleefully hands this ridiculous work
schedule. He begs for reason from
the unreasonable so he can go see his daughter. The famous paws tighten into fists as Jesus reviews his
ignominious arrival before getting to Avon so he humbly says he respects his
boss and asks for the same and return.
El nuevo: With plenty of free time for hanky-panky and no
hanky-Paty in sight, Rogue taunts Alma with a romantic dinner invitation with
candles and flowers. She gives in
and they go off smiling and together for a change.
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Saturday, March 16, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #88 Fri 3/15/13 Strung Out and Hung Up On You; The Truthiness of the Pau; Would I Lie to You?
Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman, We have a new communique in the form of a Bark-O-Gram, that I had to get a dog whisperer to translate for me and here it is:
To The Patio Peeps: Thanks for caring about what happens to me/stop/ I have a new name/stop/Not happy with Monet/stop/Would love for people to call me Balzac as you Patio Peeps do/stop/ A gang of German Shephards and Pit Bulls stole my beret/stop/I am happy I found the Chefy Guy/stop/ He fed me premium French Bread and Gourmet dog food/stop/ He and the Angel hugged me and played with me/stop/When I see the Odious Sulphurous One I'm a gonna bite her/stop/Didn't know my Master had come to visit the Chefy Guy/stop/Maybe he'll come back/stop/Meantime lovin' it here and they are taking very good care of me/stop/ I have to toodle off now so many wags and kisses, Balzac XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Now on to the recap. We start this epi with Nikki cuttin the cheese and then hiding it and Ms Vikki and Tomi come in and she assures her Mami that she is super fresh and mega cool. Ms Vikki wants to know about the therapy but Nikki so don't wanna talk about it, stalks off and Tomi tells Ms Vikki she will go after her. The Angel has come in, feeling bad about keeping secrets from Ms Vikki, but she really doesn't want to hear it. She isn't hurt by what he did, now if Tomi would keep things from her, she'd be upset, but hey, the Angel is only her bodyguard, not her friend, got that? Yeah, he gets it, but doesn't wanna. Pobrecito!
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PEAM #5, 3/15/13: Just Another Day in the Junior-High Cafeteria
Over lunch, all of the other reindeer continue to make fun of Jesús. The 3 Stooges needle him about his sexual orientation, and he responds vehemently -- "No, no, NO...soy gay!" Unfortunately there's an awkward pause and all anyone hears is the last part. Off goes the rumor mill.
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Amor Bravío #147 (Uni 142) Fri 3/15/13 The Battle for Bulls’ Run, Round Two: Gussie’s a Goner
Capítulo 147
~~Parte 1~~
Luzma wants to give up her claim to Pablo for the sake of a love
she cannot comply with. So, amidst much
soul-searching and serious sobbing, she unleashes the surrogate wife bomb on
Mayalen who, at first, tries refusing Luzma’s ridiculous suggestion.
Rodolfo, meanwhile, notices how agitated the spousally abused Pablo
is as he’s saddling his horse for himself for once. Rod’s job is to saddle the horses for his dueños
and cannot allow Pablo to injure himself (further) by improperly cinching the
saddle and falling off in mid-angry gallop. When Pablo yells that he can do it
himself, Rod offers a bit of free
marital counseling. “--Please her [dar gusto] instead, and give
her what she wants. Whatever it is won’t
last long [temporal= temporary, short duration] and she’ll get over it soon
enough.” (H-m-m-m, I don’t think being
subjected to surrogate wife-hopping is exactly what ol’ Rod had in mind,
though.)
“—But what if Pablo doesn’t want to or worse, what if he does get
hooked on me?” It’s gonna kill her when
he realizes there are other women out there to choose from and finally is gone,
Luzma sobs, but their marriage is not working and it isn’t his fault. He shouldn’t have to suffer like this! (How about just suggesting Luzma ask her psych
to double her meds and double up on her therapy sessions instead? Hmmm?) .
Maya weakens a bit and then finally relents. “—Are you sure this is what you want?” Yup, assures Luzma. She tells Luzma to count on her support then. (Something tells me it’s more like inside she’s
thinking, “--Just point the way and lemme at ‘im!”)
Labels: bravio
Friday, March 15, 2013
TELEMUNDO Y MAS -- WEEK OF MARCH 18, 2013
Here's a fresh page for your comments.*
*I'd tell you all to Beware the Ides of March but heck, it's almost over anyway. :)
Have a great week!
*I'd tell you all to Beware the Ides of March but heck, it's almost over anyway. :)
Have a great week!
Labels: cartagena, patrona, prohibida, rostro, secretario, telemundo
Amor Bravío #146 (Uni 141) Thu 3/14/13 Amor Despedido
Agustina walks in on
the face-sucking duo of Dio and Isa…in the bedroom! She gives Dio one good smack for it, then
starts telling Isadora off. Isadora is
unrepentant. Agustina threatens to tell
Cayetano, but Dio roughly pulls her back into the room and dismisses
Isadora. Before she leaves, she throws
it in Agustina's face that she was ridiculous to think a playa like Dio would
ever want her. "Tell her all about
our hot nights together under her roof!"
Agustina cries and asks why he married her if he never loved her.
Out in the hallway,
Isadora says it's about time Augie found out so she can have Dio to herself.
Agustina keeps
yelling at Dio, about having trusted him, taken him to La Malquerida, put him
above her daughters. Dio tells her to
shut it already. She enjoyed being with
him, so she can just cut it out.
Agustina demands to know how long he's been cheating on her. Dio won't answer. He's in the middle of a dinner to ask for his
daughter's hand, and no one's going to run in that for him, so she can shut up
the easy way or the hard way.
"What's the difference?"
Dio pulls out a tie and brandishes it in front of Agustina.
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Thursday, March 14, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #87 Thu 3/14/13 of beatings, hush hush meetings, and scheemings
Which one of these does not belong?
Thugs | Guns
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Sunglasses | Hospital Beds
'I am sure! I always took care of preventing it' (LOL!!! BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!)
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Thugs | Guns
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Sunglasses | Hospital Beds
'I am sure! I always took care of preventing it' (LOL!!! BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!)
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PEAM # 4-So Far The Qualities of the Avon Personnel- Silly, Immature, Rude and Horny
Alma is missing Rogelio, while Rogelio is doing the
horizontal mambo with Patti.
Jesus is talking to Chatita about being unemployed. He was offered his job but he doesn’t
want to be a secretary. Chatita asks if he dresses like a woman with those bulky
arms. No, no, no. He considered the secretarial job but he
is over qualified. Chatita tells
him with all of the unemployment, his financial needs and needs of his
daughter, he should be thankful that he has been offered a job. Its better to have something to save
than nothing.
The two small guards are stuck to Jesus who wants to speak
to Alma, who just arrived to the office.
Sorry to says but the only thing that those two inept guards could catch
is a cold.
Vero the zero, calls The Avon Company to find out what type
of job Jesus has, because when she asked him about his job he hesitated. She knows Jesus well and he knows
when he is lying. Elias (the saint, because she is a real pain) doesn’t like
the taste of the coffee and he gets a lecture about how coffee is not good for
you. It’s a drug that irritates the stomach. (She is beginning to irritate
me) He can’t add sugar because it
adds calories, and the milk should be skim. Vero asks for Jesus and the
secretary doesn’t know anyone by that name. Jesus enters the office, is scorned by the secretaries who
were insulted by his secretary results.
The secretary, who answered the phone, asks for his name- Jesus- hmm. She knew it, he was lying. (Vero must eat peppers for breakfast because
she is so mean.)
Jesus speaks to Alma and asks for her to forgive him in regards
to how he reacted to the secretarial job.
Alma tried to call him by cell, but he doesn’t have a cell phone. He apologizes
for acting like an ass. He wants
to know if the Executive Secretary of the Regional Vice President position is
still available. He has to stop
saying perdon.
Vero remembers that when they were dating he always lied.
(With her shining personality, I would wonder why) Elias, the voice of reason, tells Vero that she should
lighten up, maybe no one knows him because he is new. She knows when he is lying and Elias wants to give him
the benefit of the doubt.
Elias feels that he should be involved in his daughter’s life and Vero
disagrees. What a bitter
bitch!! He left her. Okay Elias gets it, but they still have
a daughter. She is stuck on the fact that he owes lots of back child support if
he wants to see his daughter.
The three silly men of the office want to check out who this
new secretary is. Once again
there is a lack of productive work taking place at a major company. They will
ask the secretaries. The hot pink
suits were gossiping about the ruckus that took place yesterday with the idiot. Susana doesn’t get Alma. The
secretaries are hoping that the man is not hired. He insulted them.
Yada, yada, yada. The three sillies couldn’t believe it and start asking
questions. They can’t understand
why Ms. Alma received him as if nothing happened. The 3 sillies are in disbelief.
Fernando is in the warehouse admiring Jessica’s legs while
she works, trying to get a whiff. Good
news- she can come back upstairs, he spoke to Alma.
Jesus is hired as the Secretary. A humbled Jesus thanks Alma for the job. Cardenas wants Jesus to wear the
secretary uniform- the hot pink (fuchsia) suit. Cardenas tries to size up Jesus, but his measurements are
off.
There is an electrical handshake between Alma and Jesus.
Fernando is going to help Jessica unpack her things. Alma wants to know why Jessica is back,
because Jesus Garcia is the new Secretary of the Regional Vice President. Everyone is laughing. Alma introduces Fernando because they
are going to share secretaries.
Jesus gets a cool reception from 2 of the 3 secretaries.
In Acapulco- Rogelio and Patti are still honeymooning. Patti wants to stay another day but
Rogelio has to get back to work. He calls Alma, and is miffed because Alma
doesn’t answer her phone. (Is he serious?)
Xochitil is the only one that speaks to Jesus. Jesus asks who is the one that is
shooting evil looks at him and is always in a bad mood- Susana, the Regional
Director’s secretary and the other one is Maricela.
Jesus answers the phone to a rude Rogelio, who yells and
curses at Jesus and demands to speak to Alma. He is the Director, Jesus tries to transfer the call and it
gets cut off which further infuriates Rogelio. Rogelio wants to know- who is the idiot that answered the
phone. (Rogelio, were you talking to yourself?) Rogelio didn’t know anything about him being hired and wants
him fired immediately. Rogelio is
quite bothered that Alma hired a male secretary.
A tearful Jessica is crying because she has been returned to
the warehouse. Fernando is
confident that the new secretary will not last. He will make his life miserable.
Jesus felt bad and asked forgiveness for messing up the
first call. Alma tells Jesus to
use the word perdon, sparingly. He
is to call her Alma. Alma wants to
know if Jesus needs any software.
The secretaries have been instructed not to speak to the new
secretary Jesus. Susana is very bothered that Jesus said that he is over
qualified. Rule number one- no one
defends Jesus. Jesus will not be
well received in this department and he will learn what secretaries are capable
of doing. (Besides gossiping, acting immature and wasting time.)
Jesus asks for the password for the computer and gets the sarcastic
treatment. They tell him that the
password is info Avon which is incorrect, Xochitil whispers- general03. Fernando calls Jesus to his
office. He didn’t respond because
Fernando called for a secreatria not a secretario. Fernando acts badly and intimidates Jesus because he is his
boss. He orders Jesus to bring him
a hot cup of coffee. Jesus doesn’t
know where the cafeteria is. He asks
the portrait of the Virgencita to help him and Xochitil points him in the right
direction. Jesus tries to make the
cup while Susana watches. She
starts with her sarcastic remarks about how he should be qualified enough to
make a cup of coffee. He
apologizes for his degrading remarks.
Susana doesn’t accept his apology.
Okay, I get it, he insulted the secretaries, they were hurt,
and he apologized so let’s move on.
This silent treatment is childish.
Jesus brings Fernando his coffee, it wasn’t in his cup and
Fernando has a hissy fit. Who knew that it was the giant neon green cup with
his picture on it? It was not hot
enough, this time it was hot enough but tasted terrible. The next cup was too cold,
Jesus wants to throw the coffee in his face and Jessica
knows how he likes his coffee and offers her help, in her teeny weenie
skirt. She shows him how to make
it sweet enough and hot enough.
She takes it to him. He
shows him how to fold the napkin too.
Of course, this time, it was perfect. Jessica tells Fernando that the new secretary is aggressive
and she told him what se heard Jesus says about throwing the coffee in his
face.
Fernando interrupts Alma to tattle on the new
secretary. Fernando tries to fire
Jesus and Alma tells him that he can’t fire him. He tells her how Jessica told him what Jesus said about disfiguring
his face by throwing coffee into it.
Fernando leaves the office since he didn’t get his way. Jesus says perdon once again and Alma
reminds him about the constant use of the word. Believe it of not she has more important things to do, so
she dismisses him.
Jessica thought that Jesus was fired, and Fernando tells her
that Alma took Jesus’ side.
Jessica starts to cry once again.
Fernando is going to call his brother because blood ids thicker than water. Rogelio is not a fan of the secretary
either. Fernando whines all types
of insults towards Jesus and Rogelio is on his way home.
Alma sends Jesus to lunch. He will bring her something to eat since she doesn’t have
time to eat. She is used to not
having lunch.
The four bitter secretaries are talking about Jesus as he
enters the cafeteria. His access
is denied. The three silly men
allow him to sit with them. They
tell him that he needs to bless his food.
They join hands for grace.
They introduce themselves Gilberto, Julio and Roberto, I will continue
to call them the 3 sillies. They
throw indirect insults about his manhood.
One silly asks him if he is from the other side and he takes it to mean
that he worked in Chicago. Another
silly asks if he likes men, and Jesus makes it clear, that he does not to the
enjoyment of the whole cafeteria, with the exception of Xochitil.
Coming attractions- Fernando is still calling Jesus Encanto,
Patti is drooling over Jesus and Rogelio is not too happy. Rogelio yells at a calm Jesus and wants
to fight him
Labels: Manda
Amor Bravío #145 (Uni 140) Wed 3/13/13 "Push-Me Pull-Me Love All Around (Besides Breaking TN Ultimos Capitulos News)"
Old News del Pueblo:
Dio’s Den of Dishonor: Dio informs Agustina that they will be hosting an event at the house this evening – the asking of Novia Nat’s hand in marriage by Yucky Yago. He demands that Agustina make it an affair to remember. Agustina refuses to host if Isa is to attend because she cannot abide having Isa in her home. Dio demands she will do as he says or she can pack her bags and ….. Agustina shrinks back and agrees to do whatever she needs to do to please Don Demon Dio. Agustina thought bubbles her worries about how she will be able to keep up the façade of the host and housewife.
Living Room at La BV: Cayetano and Isa arrive home after Isa has been freed from the pokey. Isa complains she is tired and anxious to take a long hot shower after her ordeal in prison. Viewerville is anxious that she don any other age inappropriate apparel than what we have been looking at for the last few days. Bratgirl wanders in and Cayetonto introduces the two and they exchange pleasantries. For now. Yago wanders in and pleads a big favor from Pops and the new missus. He asks them to come with him to his future father-in-law’s place for phony pedida dinner tonight. This is the night he will be asking Nat’s parents for payola er, her hand in marriage. Cayetano hesitates, but Isa obliges, fake-graciously, leading viewerville to sniff a whiff of a rat in the vicinity of La BV.
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Labels: bravio
Amores Verdaderos #86 Wed 3/13/13 The Adventures of Rocky & Bull Twinkie, the Special Chutzpah Edition
Old stuff: Polita and Lili are sighing over Frankie, Lili silently and
Polita aloud. Jean Marie spies on
Estéfano and Tomi. [Why isn't Balzac
barking like crazy? What kind of dog is
he anyway?] Nikki is still trying to be
honest with the psychologist. Alas, much
of what she believes to be true is a lie.
[But let us trust in the therapeutic process. Right, EJ?]
New stuff: Nikki tearfully confides to her shrink that
her only true amiga is Kendra; and
after being betrayed by the man she loved (that would be our boy Frankie), she
is back with good old, dependable, wouldn't hurt a fly Roy.
Clichés? Yeah, but sometimes they help.
The psychologist talks about her unhealthy relationship with
food. Nikki listens dutifully to the positive, love thyself message and agrees
to do her homework: every day, she'll write three good things about herself or
her life. He warns her not to make any
important life decisions until her illness is controlled. Vikki joins them at
the end of the session and agrees to support the principles of successful
therapy: patience and persistence.
Jean Marie knows
about the power of food too. He
plies Estéfano with a dessert so magnificent -- it's all in the quality of the
wine and the vanilla from Madagascar -- that the two men lock eyes, joined by
the magic of the moment. Tomi gapes in
wonder.
Labels: Amores
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