Monday, April 01, 2013
Amor Bravío #158 (Uni 153) Mon 4/1/13
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Amores Verdaderos #99 Mon 4/1/13 Espanto...(inepto)... you better change career paths... how about registering in a plumber's or electrician's school? poor Vicky, she made her bed(decision), now she has to sleep in it(live or die with the consequences)...
Refritis:
Nik-ita and Goril-ita finish the kiss and then begin a game of ‘didn’t feel anything, don’t need you but you need me, am better off without you’ back and forth debate. Angel is nearby so Nik-ita calls him to come over, he plays the ‘don’t know anything, I am blind/deaf/mute’ disclaimer…
Funniest moment of scene is the end when Nik-ita says ‘lets go Guzman… I mean… Arriaga…’
At B house, JM is fixing Lilly a chocolate cake with berries… Tomasina says Vicky also has a surprise present for Lilly. Phone rings. [ok, have to stop the reel here, the kitchen has its own phone number for the servicio? Polita answers ‘Bueno!’ not an expected ‘Casa Balbanera, Buenos dias… etc etc’… so they must have their own line. ] Polita tells Tomasina it is ‘Cuicarlo Bonaparte’ (LOL!)… Tomasina and Kendra’s thug Inepto (I mean… Espanto) a.k.a. water rabbit… (reading a book on ‘chinese horoscope, year of the snake’, LOL!) talks to his ‘fire goat’, wants to meet her tomorrow
Lo Nuevo…
Tomasina agrees to new ‘date’…these two sound like highschoolers on phone with each other, her playing hard to get, both saying they are a bit distracted). After hanging up, Inepto tells KenDrat ‘she fell hook, line and sinker…’
Guzmanc-ito and Bea talk about Guzman warming up to Dances, Dances explained about the ring he is wearing, even accepted him calling me ‘future BIL’. She is very grateful… they have a real nice sibling love moment.
Yikes! Anyballs announces to Nik-ita that she and Roy can take over his NYC apartment, from there they can travel anywhere Roy needs to for his tournaments. But Anyballs wants to speak to Roy first. Nik-ita wants to know what about. Anyballs says he wants to make sure Roy treats her as she deserves (that is up to the eye of the beholder, isn’t it?), so if he needs to give Roy a booster kick (support/sponsorship) for his career, then he will.
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PEAM #16, 4/1/2013 – This Kiss, This Kiss, It’s Perpetual Bliss, but it’s not What’s Criminal
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Saturday, March 30, 2013
PEAM # 15: 3/29/13- Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone, Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?
We start this epi with Chucho being demoted and the ransom demand of 50 thou for Sanson.
Jess is on the phone with Fern talking about Sanson and Ricardo, one of the three Sillies is hiding behind the wall partion, and he is all ears. Fern tells Jess she is only getting 5 % of that ransom and she so isn't happy with that. Their ultimate objective is to get Chucho fired of course! Jess wants her job back, of course. Sanson is barking, he is still in his prison, the bathroom of course, so Fern goes to quiet him and Sanson runs out. HA! Sanson is tearing up the sofa and the shoes and whatever his little mouthy pooh can get ahold of. Probrecito! Sanson that is, not Fern.
The Secretaries are all gathered, and Tablet Jefe is right, noone, but noone ever works, and they are talking about Sanson too. They decide to say a little prayer for the little pooch for his safe return. Awww.
Rog has gone to the storage in his house. He has determined he will use the "package" moola for the ransom to be paid for Sanson. He has a coniption fit when he sees the dresser is gone. Ruh Roh, he thinks he's been robbed! Later, he mentions the possible theft to his maid, and she informs him that in fact, Chucho now has the dresser, double Ruh Roh, cause if looks could kill, Chucho would be dead!
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Amor Bravío #157 (Uni 152) Fri 3/29/13 Indecent Proposal Or Step-Daddy Dio's Improper Papa-sition
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Amores Verdaderos #98 Fri 3/29/13 Several Shocking Human Resource Violations Definitely Occured at Meta Imagen Today
Consuming Alcoholic Beverages on the Clock
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Friday, March 29, 2013
TELEMUNDO Y MAS, week of April 1, 2013
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Weekend Discussion: Novela Stars in Passion Plays
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Weekend Discussion: Amor Bravío – Karmageddon Awaits!
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Amor Bravío #156 (Uni 151) Thu 3/28/13 Amor Aburrido
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Amores Verdaderos #97 Thu 3/28/13 We Will Always Have Paris. Or That Male Stripper Club.
* Lo refrito: lots of jackassery, jealousy and a big SLAP!
* Lo nuevo: when Vicky tries to talk some sense into Nikki for the hundredth time. Roy is going to be the father of her children and her companion for the rest of her life, so she should be completely sure about her feelings before marrying him. But Nikki is convinced that Rollero is the perfect mate for her, and he loves her despite of her bulimia! Don Aníbal overhears their conversation, and when he realizes that Neta wants to get married, he’s over the moon. My princess, you have all my support! Vicky is like “have you all gone mad?”
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Thursday, March 28, 2013
PEAM #14, 3/28/13: Lost Dog, Reward if Found
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Amor Bravío #155 (Uni 150) Wed 3/27/13 "Nat Now Knows, Yago is Yucky as Ever and Other News de Aculco"
Dell,
Mena here, and I am back again burning the midnight oil. Hold the page for me again, okay? Viewerville has lots to say about life in Aculco and then some ……. especially since these are the last capitulos of this story. Your job is to keep the comment board open, that’s it, nada mas.
Mena
Mena,
Sure, no problem……. Dum dee um dee dummmmm… Hmmm, no harm in an aside ….. Maja tweeted – she wants a word with the mistress, pronto. She wants her spot on the big pillow on the bed seeing as the big guy isn’t hogging it anymore……. Dum dee um dee dummmmm…….. Tweet to the writers- she wants them to lose the cute baby actress. Dog’s don’t require union rates.
Dell
The
Office of the El Orphanage: Viv and Rafa are leaving the office talking to Aaron. They explain that they have to wait for all efforts to find any other family of Roman’s to be exhausted. Roman overhears and asks them if they are really going to adopt him. They explain to Roman that it is not automatic, that a judge will have to decide if they can adopt him. They also tell him that the officials have to be sure to check that there are no other families that would be better ones to adopt him and that he doesn’t have any bio family that would claim him. Roman doesn’t understand and is impatient with what is sure to be an excruciatingly long process in his mind [viewerville is in full agreement with Roman]. He offers to talk to the judge himself. Aaron tells Roman to have patience and Viv reassures Roman to look forward to the future and not worry.
Casita de Dan and Miriam (including Caridad and Agatha and any Other Number of Drop-Ins): Ana and Miriam and Agatha are baking cookies and sharing warmies and smiles with ever- present Caridad somewhere on the sidelines. Dan has arrived and Ana asks Dan to take a photo of the four of them. Agatha conveniently needs a diaper change and Caridad and Ana excuse themselves to handle poopie duty. Alone together, Dan is explaining, again, about being late. This time the reason is because Agustina was recently transferred from el pokito to El Pokote. Lucky for him this is sufficiently bad news and Miriam focuses on the news rather than Dan’s lame excuse again. Dan asks when Mariano is coming to take his kid home so that he and Miriam can go to the doctor appointment. Miriam tells him that the appointment was cancelled because the doctor went on vacation. QTH? Dan insists that Miriam needs a second opinion – that she cannot return to Chile without it. She disagrees etc. Dante arrives to interrupt the back-and-forth. He gives Dan the bad news that the audiotape cannot be cleaned up by the local IT team and that they need to send the tape to the big city for work.
The
Pastures of La MQ: Pablo and Rodolfo moon about not being among the happy couples Eleuterio and Dorotea and Piedad and Hipolito.
Casita del Dan and Miriam: Dan vents frustration to Miriam and Dante that Isa and Dio still have no evidence against them that would put them in jail once and for all. Dadnabit @#$$! Dan hates leaving La MQ (translation: Camila) with all this unsettled biz. He assures Miriam (who of course inquires if this will keep them from returning to Chile) that they will still be returning to Chile. Nonetheless, he is PO’d that his sacrifice has been for nothing. What sacrifice, asks Miriam? Dante quickly adds, why the sacrifice of nearly dying and drowning on his way to Mexico [Viewerville suspects Dan refers to the giving up Camila sacrifice which will remain a secret from Miriam for now]. Miriam tries to calm him by telling him that Abe and Gaston will be working from Chile to do what they can to catch the bad guys in Mexico. Dan huffs off and she worries to Dante about Dan’s attitude – that it seems as though he is being forced to go back to Chile (along with being forced to resume his husbandly duties) and she doesn’t like it one single bit.
The Big House: Agustina is checked in with prints and pics and is left purpleless. She has a new cellmate, Carmela. Carmela welcomes Agustina saying that if she acts right and does what Carmela tells her to do, all will be well. If she doesn’t, well, life will be hell.
Courtyard of La MQ: The happy rancheros, Pablo and New Girl give a hurrah to the new bulls that have arrived. Camila and Luzma walk up and Camila gives them the bad news that Agustina has been moved to The Big House. Camila’s phone rings with seriously disillusioned Nat on the other side. Nat is calling to offer her help to gather evidence against Deceptive Daddy Dio. Scene switches to Nat on the lawn of the house that Daddy bought as she hangs up with Camila. Behind her she hears a voice! She freezes – no puede ser! She turns to see Dio standing at the top of the stairs asking what she is doing there. Thinking on her well-balanced wedgies (finally) she tells Daddy Dio she was just coming to meet with Curtain Lady. She smartly turns the table to ask them what they are doing there, hmmm? Ummm, well, the pair come up with some lame story about fixing up a surprise for Nat. Daddy Dio wanted to take the opportunity of their upcoming honeymoon to load their house up with specially picked furniture. Guau! Thanks Daddy, she smartly says, going along with the story. She tells him she loves surprises with a wink and a nod to viewerville. Yes, thanks, Don Dio says Yago. Nah, it is Dio’s pleasure to please the light of his eyes, Nat. Oh, and no need to call me Don Dio, he tells Yago, I am your father-in-law, after all.
Courtyard of La MQ: Everyone is happy to learn that Nat is on the side of the good guys and will help them get Dio’s briefcase. Camila also informs them that they must be careful while they plot against the bad guys. She also informs them that Dio will be visiting the ranch after dinner to talk to her. Los rancheros vow to punch his lights out if he tries anything. Piedad tells Camila that she is praying to the Virgincita for a milagro. If that fails, maybe She will divinely deliver a bed for Dio and Isa in a concrete slab courtesy of the frustrated tourist site developers.
The Big House: Agustina continues to get acquainted with Carmela. Agustina confides that the experience of jail is horrible for her while Carmela asks if she expected it to be a castle. Agustina claims she is innocent. That is what everyone says, Carmela tells her. No really, Agustina insists that she was a dope who was duped by her husband and when she became a detriment to him, he turned her in for fraud. But of course, that’s men for you, Carmela exclaims in solidarity with Agustina. Carmela tells her of her own story of betrayal by a man. She says that one day she discovered her man was abusing their daughter and when she threatened to turn him in, he pulled a pistol on her. Well, she decided it was him or it was us, and she decided to save us. She shot him dead. No regrets except for missing her daughter.
Courtyard of La MQ: Hippo asks a favor of Los Rancheros. He wants them to take care of Piedad and Luzma if anything happens to him in the plot to steal Dio’s briefcase. Discussion ensues about this plan.
Kitchen of La MQ: Luzma calls Dan to tell him that Nat has agreed to help in the plot against Dio. She adds that after Camila and Mariano cenar, they are going to el hostal to talk to Nat about the plan. WTQ? Dan goes into jealous thought bubbles about Mariano and Camila spending time together. He mentions his blood boils thinking about the two of them, even though he knows it is selfish.
Camila’s Cabana: Trip down memory lane about Dan swearing they will never need to part, Agustina being led away in handcuffs and other tear-jerking scenes.
Botanica del Pueblo: Isa buys some new magic herbs and she and the shopkeeper exchange recipes for a more potent brew that Isa can give Cayetano. They decide it is better to add the magic herb drops to a hot toddy or something to strengthen its potency. Isa leaves and receives a phone call from another random lawyer. Isa informs him that she and her new husband want to update their will. Random lawyer tells her that this is as easy as emailing a boilerplate form to her so
Courtyard of La MQ: Pablo and Mariano walk and talk about Pablo’s troubled marriage and when she loves him and when she loves him not. Pablo wonders about their future. Cayetano shows up and gives them the good news that he has been to his real lawyer. He informs them that his will now provides one fourth of the ranch to each son and his wife. Pablo is happy to be included. Mariano wonders if Pops did this because of what he told him about Isa’s sketchy plans. No, says Pops, he just wants to do what is right and adds that Mariano need not worry that Isa is a gold-digger. Isa, he tells the fellas, is in full agreement with this plan to share the ranch equally. The words leave his mouth as Isa leaves town with magic herbs and a plot to do Cayetano in and take over the ranch in its entirety. Isa has not learned to share.
Camila’s Cabana: Camila talks to Viv on the party line. Viv consoles her friend. Camila asks how Viv is, btw. Viv reluctantly fills her in on her good news that she and Rafa are working on adopting Roman. Smiles and congrats. Something is going right for someone.
El Hostal: Dante arrives and needs to talk to Teresa. He tells her that he thinks they should try to have a relationship. Teresa wonders about his love for Miriam. Dante, who finally gets it, says that neither Miriam or Mariano love either of them so it is time to consider giving their new relationship a chance. Teresa looks as though she is really considering this. Viewerville has time to have a good look at Dante and approves wholeheartedly that this is a verrrryyyy gooood choice.
Dinner Table at Casita de Dan and Miriam: Ana overhears Dan mention Miriam needing a doctor appointment and worries about Miriam. Ana tells them that she remembers that her mom died as did the mother of one of her friends. She has decided that no mom should die. Miriam agrees, but tells Ana that sometimes, no matter what we wish, mothers or fathers or children die. She reassures Ana that she does not plan to die.
El Hostal: Nat returns home and arranges to meet with Camila later to help plot against Dio. She tells her mamita that she has agreed to help the good guys. Amanda acknowledges that this must be hard for her to do. No worries says Nat, finally looking like she gets that Daddy Dio is not a swell after all. She tells Amanda she loves her and rolls off to get to bed.
Jail for SubHuman Types: Trash gathers trash to be deposited in the trash truck.
Dinner Table at El Rancho de BV: Isa and Cayetano are having a nice family dinner with Yucky Yago. They discuss the
El Hostal: All gather for the powwow of good guys, everyone but Dan, that is. Dan shows up to help plot against Dio. Mariano tells Dan he is not needed and to not interfere in Camila’s affairs any longer. Dan looks crestfallen and looks at Camila. She says nothing, suggesting she is complicit with Mariano’s statement.
Jail for SubHuman Types: Trash collects trash and throws it in the bin. Trash climbs in after the trash and hides. Trash waits for the scheduled trash truck pickup. Trash is dumped into the trash truck and no one working at the jail is the wiser. Trash thought bubbles to himself to an as yet unnamed mugrosa that is deserving of his revenge. Trash takes a trip out of the jail to freedom. Camera freezes the frame on the face of LeoSordido.
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Amores Verdaderos #96 Wed 3/27/13 Beauty and the Beast, after the dance
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
PEAM #13, March 27, 2013:: Pati and Chucho's lunch date makes Rogelio, Alma and Xochi jealous; Secretaries and Chucho: "All for one and one for all!"
Chucho tries using rich, fatty foods to convince Eli to keep his real job title a secret from Vero. Eli can't do it - Chucho continues to beg and plead - tonight's his first night with Valentina, it's so very important to him and his daughter - Eli still refuses to keep secrets from his wife.
The secretaries are at the coffee station chatting about Chucho and the marketing meeting. Susanah tells them about how Chucho helped her pick out the engagement ring and helped her plan the engagement party. Xochi cries as Susanah continues with her positive comments about Chucho.
As Eli gets on the elevator, Chucho continues to beg and plead for Eli to help him, give him time. Eli stays silent.
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Amores Verdaderos #95 Tue 3/26/13 Inappropriate Liberties are Taken
Recap finished! Here are some preview screenshots.
Ewww! No, just no. Don't let Roy the Boy get too cozy with you, Nikki! |
BEHAVE, YOU TWO! He's a married man! |
Refried: Kendra-Ho tells the Furry Fornicator that she's expecting his bebe. He is not overjoyed. Victoria wanders into his office. Fortunately for the slutty couple they weren't doing anything incriminating. They make up some story about Kendra being there for business.
Kendra breaking the news to the Furry Fornicator that she has a bun in the oven. |
Victoria spins some tale to Big Angel about writing a poem to hubby, because they're reconciling. Big Angel seems suspicious, due to the ambiguous, bittersweet content in the poem.
The New: Victoria's friends Doris and Jocelyn visit Vicki at work. They're chatting animatedly. Doris is thrilled that they may end up being related some day via the marriage of their kids (Nikki and Roy the Boy).
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PEAM, Tuesday 3/26/13 (#12): Idiots on Parade
(Doesn't that sound like a great name for a horror film about murderous reindeer-zombies? The prequel could be "Reindeer Games" and the third one would be "Reindeer III: Season of the Witch," followed by "Reindeer IV: Rudolph's Revenge" and "Dasher Strikes Again" and then Rob Zombie could do a revival... or maybe I am delirious from chocolate withdrawal.)
(Seriously, though, thank you Blue Lass for the reindeer moniker to describe Avon's peanut gallery.)
Alma knows perfectly well that Rogelio would never have picked out that ring on his own - he can't even remember her birthday, much less her sign or birthstone! But Chucho insists that Rogue really wanted her ring to have a "special meaning," and sure, okay, Chucho helped him with that, but that was all.
Alma doesn't seem convinced. She asks, did he call all of her "friends," too? Because Alma knows that that wasn't Rog's doing, either. If it had been Rog, then only his friends would have been there. (Chucho gives Susana the credit for the invitations.) Anyway, Alma says, Chucho and Pati are her only friends! (Let's take a moment to contemplate how very sad that would be. Wait, no... friends with Chucho? I have no sympathy!) Chucho says it's an honor.
Alma says she fell out of touch with her old friends from school because she was too busy with work and career. She muses that perhaps it wasn't such a good tradeoff. "I was all alone until I met you," she tells Chucho. "But this is a day to celebrate," he reminds the theoretically radiant bride-to-be.
Not content to pester Pati only at home, Fernando stalks her at the gym as well. He is campaigning to be her next boyfriend. "You shouldn't be all by your lonesome. We can become another power couple, like Rog and Alma." Pati says not so fast - who says her relationship with Rog is through? A lot can happen between him and Alma. She didn't stay at his house last night. Besides, Fernando's already dating some secretary. "You'll never sip the refreshing drink of water that is me," she taunts.
Just to make sure that Fern is thoroughly humiliated, Pati adds that he doesn't have nearly enough money to be worth of the likes of her. Fern finally gives up and leaves her alone. Then she remembers Rog calling to ask about "lo nuestro" (referring to her status as perpetual booty call) and is so irritated, she blurts out "imbécil!", offending an innocent passerby.
What this girl needs is some inspiration. Coincidentally, Jesus arrives with Alma.
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Amor Bravío #154 (Uni 149) Tue 3/26/13 Gussie’s in cuffs, Hissie’s in a huff, and Nati’s heard ‘nuff!
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Amores Verdaderos #94 Mon 3/25/13 She loves me, she loves me not... he loves me, he loves me not... i can't love her, i can't love him... i say lock them up together in a cell for 48 hrs
At apartment, Bea and Dances with Guillo arrive to Paula and Cris. Cris takes Guillo away. Paula is very rude in a comment about Dances. Bea is upset that her mother treats Dances like this. Paula does not want Bea to suffer with such a violent guy like Dances. Bea denies Dances is any like Leonardo. Paula says you need therapy, you are repeating the pattern. Bea assures her she loves Dances and will marry him.
Vicky in her study writes ‘maybe it was a mistake, a misfire’. Tomasina comes to see her, says tomorrow she will meet with Opalina. What do you want me to ask her? … (seems Vicky would rather go with Tomasina)
Paula thinks to herself, won’t let my daughter make the same mistake again. She walks into Felipe waiting for her. He insists in them hanging together, she is not in mood for visitors. He is ok with that. She can still count on him for anything. He leaves, she looks back, rethinking his offer?.
At B kitchen, Polita, Gorilita and Angel are eating breakfast. JM standing by.
In comes angry Nil-son asking rudely about Vicky, then barks at Angel ‘is this the way you look after my wife?? (takes Angel’s plate off the table and even does it again when JM tried to return it, dragging JM into kitchen) You are irresponsible!!’ Nil-Son leaves mad, Angel is swallowing hard stopping himself from going after Nil-Son and slicing his tongue for JM to cook for dinner. (ok ,that was a bit graphic but FF idiot deserves it)
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Monday, March 25, 2013
Amor Bravío #153 (Uni 148) Mon 3/25/13
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