Friday, September 06, 2013
PEAM#128-9/5/13- The Oscar for the Best Supported Liar Goes to Veronica In Kangaroo Court; Day 2 of the Marriage And The Lies Are Flying
At Ferny’s and Xochy’s religious ceremony, Discua aka the
butt that walks and talks (thank you, Pablo) interrupts the wedding, by
opposing it. Discua still loves
Ferny, wink, wink, and everyone in the church is impactado.
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Thursday, September 05, 2013
PEAM #127-9/4/13: The Wedding We All Were Waiting For, Well, Not Really....Just Discua!
Recap by Pablo
May you dream with the little angels
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Elías and Patricia talk about changes and sports. Every time she says something that she should be doing but she is not, Elías bring it up and she gets that she is failing that. 2 against 0 in the argument department. Elías is right, some women just talk because they have an opening in the middle of their face they call a mouth.
In the other side of the city, Vero lifts the tortilla basket and Royer won't sleep with her tonight. Sex diet is the worse a man can try to do, specially when it is against his will.
In Xóchitl's house we hear a -wink- and we see her hiding Discua from Fernando. Yes! You heard it right! Discua is now advertising the Discua-tronic, so if you can not have her, you can have her body, or at least try, because hers is not a body exercise can shape... wink! Did I hear false advertisement?
In the poor area of the city, Alma and Jesús are naked in bed. Looks like they already had ''a special night'', or maybe it was '' a special 5 minutes''? Juárever, while oozing honey from all the right places, we see Fireworks popping like poppies
and saying something like love, commitment, trust, faithfulness, respect, western union, safe sex, and so on...
SIGH (yes, only 55 episodes left)
Xóchitl, to justify the reason she has disconnected the TV set so Fernando couldn't hear Discua's ad, has concocted a lie that later she will have to cover with another one and many more until they fall down like an avalanche. Finally she offers sex and that's the end of it, since no man in his right mind will never reject that, ever!! Looks like Alejandra is teaching her the right things.
After less than 5 minutes, when everything is over, she leaps from the bed and runs to ask Jesús if he can walk her down the Church's isle on her wedding day. Alma, who always wants to know more than she should, wants to buy her the wedding dress so they can talk on the way to the Boutique Esencia Española.
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Wednesday, September 04, 2013
PEAM, Tuesday 9/3/13 (#126): Day of the Bucket
Rewind: Rogue calls Pancho, Pancho Lopez to brag about Avon's victory over Orion in the Big Concurso (just in case Pancho hadn't heard... or watched it on TV). Rogue takes full credit. When Pancho asks about Alma, Rogue says sure, she helped a little - but that's what he hired her for.
Xochi has a meltdown over Discua's infomercial and feels that she must marry Fernando immediately. Jessica hasn't cancelled her wedding reservations yet, so Xochi can get married that day instead!
Rai gives Valentina a bottle of heat-activated ink.
Upset that his newfound daddy is sending him to school in LA for free, Melquiades picks a fight with Chucho outside. (The immediate vicinity is suspiciously vacant.) Chucho drops his crutches and jabs at Melkie's face. This easy love-tap knocks Melkie to the ground with a nosebleed. Melkie runs away but forgets his jacket. Chucho passes the jacket to him on the tip of a crutch.
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Monday, September 02, 2013
PEAM #125- 9/2/13-Hit The Road, Mal, You Idiot and Don't Ya Come Back Back No More No More, Wink, Wink
Happy Labor Day to all.
I’m subbing for Cheryl tonight, who I hope is enjoying herself in Italy and France. Lucky gal!! Cheryl always starts with a beautiful natural picture.
I’m subbing for Cheryl tonight, who I hope is enjoying herself in Italy and France. Lucky gal!! Cheryl always starts with a beautiful natural picture.
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Del Pasado:
Mal the idiot poisons Jesus’ coffee and hopes that he
dies. What a two faced idiot?? He wastes time talking stupidly and about
Alma while watching Jesus drink the poisoned drink. Jesus throws him out of his office. Someone has to work.
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Saturday, August 31, 2013
Porque el Amor Manda #124: Happy Feet, Cross-Eyes and Sticky Fingers
At an unspecified Nuevo Leon honky-tonk, Jess & Oli are having a big ol' co-ed bachelor party cowboy dance event thingy, and emotions are running high. The novios play kissy-face and drink beer. Lots of snippy celos among the geritol gang, with Su glaring at Pan, who's glaring at Chatita, who's mostly just rolling her eyes. The only one of them who seems to be having a good time is Saturnino. He must have left the meter running.
Maricela shows up looking like the Sundance Kid's naughty dream, but Rico won't dance with her. Yvonne's clearly been using the Discuamatic. I think it's time to lend it to Don Gil for a while. Peppy music, gloopy food porn, accordion product placement, etc.
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Maricela shows up looking like the Sundance Kid's naughty dream, but Rico won't dance with her. Yvonne's clearly been using the Discuamatic. I think it's time to lend it to Don Gil for a while. Peppy music, gloopy food porn, accordion product placement, etc.
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Thursday, August 29, 2013
PEAM #123-8/29/13-It Wasn't Me It Was The One Armed Man-Round 2
The past:
Chatita and her potty pot are at home blaming herself for
losing Panfilo. She has to think
of something to rock Panfilo’s world.
Rogue has a nightmare that Moronica serves up a roasted Sanson.
Rogue was relieved that it was only a nightmare.
Alma wants to call Jesus but he surprises her with tulips
and an apology. Ahhh, he’s Alma’s super hero. Jesus justifies to Alma why he is giving Marta another
chance. He shares his overflowing
plate of tasks with Alma, but he had to see her.
Pati gets ready to get out of the car and bids Elais
goodnight after their first kiss.
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PEAM #122- 8/28/13: A Lot Happens at Avon, and Nothing To Do With Work! WooHoo!
Recap by Pablo
We all know that two restless girls, a dog and a tube of superglue is not a good combination, right?
We might not know what are they up to, but with that in mind, I wouldn't sleep! Or I'd sleep with one eyed superglued!
Alma and Jesús exchange vows yet again, they look like the perfect couple. Maybe they are. Who knows? Could this be the calm before the storm?
Everybody deserves a second chance, even if that kills you!
Jéssica wants to break up with Oliverio and Xóchitl advises her not to. On the other side of the wall, Ricardo and Oli cry like girls even though the doctor has promised Oli a vaccine to cure the allergy he has to Jéssica´s kisses.
Jesús doesn't feel well... looks like his nose is too big for that head and is pulling him down. His eyesight is blurry and he grabs the chair. The only good remedy for those dizziness attacks is PEAM bottled water. Yes! The same water Alma drinks. You know you can always trust the same company that makes uniforms and lap tops, right?
There's gotta be something in that PEAM water, maybe is ionized, maybe has been solarized, the thing is that as soon as you take a sip, you feel better again, like a new man! Good, because in 15 minutes the deadline expires to deliver some project.
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
PEAM, Tuesday 8/27/13 (#121): Nothing Happens Today. Maybe Tomorrow.
Okay, I'll recap it. But I'm telling you, hardly anything happens. A few things are wrapped up and a few things get started, but this is mostly fluff and filler. Cheryl's "next time" from last night pretty much covered the whole thing. It's not good when the avances can double as the next night's recap!
Oh well. Let's start with the rewind:
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Oh well. Let's start with the rewind:
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Monday, August 26, 2013
PEAM #120 - 08/26/13 - The Clock Ticks Toward Chatita's Doom Like a Bomb Timer on MI-5
Retread: Alma talks about work in her sleep and Jesús tries to sleep. She tells Susana that Avon has to be ahead and needs a new campaign to succeed. They sleep.
Valentina sets the frog free, with Sanson looking on. Too bad they can't go with the froggy toward freedom in the woods.
Jesús, pines over Valentina's empty room and greets Alma as he lies about how well he slept. She doesn't believe it so he tells her about the mosquito and then under pressure reveals her sleep-talking.
Veronica the ever well dressed Mom has to be told by Valentina that she is in her pajamas.
Chatita calls Jesús in desperation as Tornino/Tornado breaks through the doors with municipal police heavies to evict Chatita from her apartment. He tells Chatita to pass the phone to Tornido so he can tell him that the check is on the way and he knows that he is a man of his word so the check will be on the way to the "CLIENT" later today. Jesús asks for the check from Aida and Mal-kiddy tries his taunting but Jesús leaves without further tolerance. And Julio stands up for his boss trying to put the Kiddy in his place. Meantime Chatita is feeding the heavies.
On to the new stuff which is really much more of the old stuff: Jesús is at the cashier trying to hurry a snippy cashier while Mal-Kiddy listens in.
Veronica is arguing with Valentina's teacher Jovina about whether Valentina is miserable or not. Veronica insists that Valentina doesn't know what she is talking about. Further she has a new partner, Roger who is a muy, pero muy importante business man.
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Saturday, August 24, 2013
PEAM #119- 8/24/13: What Time Is It? Time for Words or What Are Words For, When Noone Listens, What Are Words For?
Hola, PEAM Peeps! This recap will not be in order, I like to randomly mix things up, just kidding. It's for smoother flow, better flow, er, take your pick.
Last Time on PEAM:
Mari talks to Elias and thanks him for the apt, no worries will pay. Rai gives the frog plus case to Val. Elias talks to Rico Suave (Ricardo) to impress upon him there is really nothin' goin' on with Mari. Does he listen???? Nopis. Chucho talks to Alma about how he can't spend the night with her again. Has to go home, do the laundry, clean the place up. Do we know the last time he was even home? I bet there are cobwebs and dust bunnies all over the place! Alma volunteers to go over and take care of that! Jessie tells Cardy she would like to invite her relatives to their wedding and oh, by the way, he has to fork over the moola for the plane tickets, they live in Puerto Rico after all. Whistle blast goes off in Cardy's head, so expensive! Moronica refuses to let Elias see Valentina, cause he was late. Boo Hiss from Elias, he is one pithed off dude! Valentina takes a chance and puts that frog in Moronica and Royer's (Rogue) bed, Tee Hee. Take that Moronica and Royer! She can't wait for her first plan to work. Wonder what else she is going to do? Chucho sees a poor woman begging for alms in front of Avon, he recognizes the voice and raises her face up for him to see and it is, wait for it, well it's Marta of course, and she so don't wanna die!
Today on PEAM:
Valentina tells that froggy pooh to stay on that bed, and Valentina and her henchie, Sanson exit the room and wait for the fireworks! Valentina is in bed and Moronica comes to tuck her in. Moronica tries to tell Val that Royer is a good guy, yeah when pigs fly, er, Val doesn't buy what Moronica is selling. The faithfull henchie, Sanson, has not left Val's side. As a matter of fact, he is gonna sleep with her on the bed! Guess who flies off the broom handle? Yeah, Moronica who actually tries to yank Sanson off the bed. Sanson uses his manly growl on Moronica and she ends up going, whining and gnashing her teeth. Good boy, Sanson! After Moronica leaves, Val can't wait to see what happens when they find out that frog is in their bed, Que Padre! Later, Moronica goes to the bedchamber she shares with Royer and gives him hell about Sanson being in Val's room. Royer isn't that happy about his hijo being in Val's room either. While they are arguing, Moronica hears the frog. Royer thinks it's nothing and tells her to ignore it. Val is still up listening to see what happens with that frog!
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Thursday, August 22, 2013
PEAM# 118- Malcriado Continues and In This Corner- Tiburcio for Round 1
I will put the recap up later. I've been invited to A Latin/Salsa Throw Back Thursday Party. So I'm off.
I've given Malquaides a new name- Malcriado or Malo for short. He is beyond spoiled, he is disgusting.
I've given Malquaides a new name- Malcriado or Malo for short. He is beyond spoiled, he is disgusting.
The past
Alma is reaming Marisela for not having the financial
report. Marisela reminds Alma that
she is not Jesus, who is a jack-of-all-trades. Alma reminds Marisela that Avon has to win the contest
against Orion.
Vicky is crying to Dr. Phil aka Jesus about her relationship
with Malcriado, who threatens her job any time she wants to break off the
romance. This is harassment.
Ferny asks Xochy to move in with him on his computer
Jesus can’t believe his ears. He asks Vicky if Don Augusto knows but she says that if she
tells him nothing will happen.
Vicky needs help in defending herself against Malcriado and kisses Jesus
for offering to talk to Augusto in her defense and of course at the precise moment,
in walks Malcriado. He has a
tantrum. He hates Jesus. Jesus stands up to Malcriado who is
going to lie to Augusto that Vicky is harassing him and when he went into
Jesus’ office they were doing the nasty.
The present
Meanwhile Julio implements his trick against Malcriado. He touches Malo all over calling him
bro, while placing itching powder on him.
Malo starts scratching and saying that Vicky isn’t on his level. (Right,
she is not a 2 year old) Malo runs
out of the office scratching and screaming that he has fleas-and Aida and Julio
are beside themselves in laughter. Vicky tries to give Jesus another hug and he
makes it clear that the woman in his life is and will be Alma Montemayor.
Jesus investigates the laughter and he tells Julio that he
doesn’t approve of such jokes. Jesus scolds Julio for the joke and tells him
more or less two wrongs don’t make a right and that they should concentrate on
the contest.
Ferny tells Xochy that she works like the Eveready bunny (a
robot without batteries) Xochy needs some time to digest Ferny’s invitation.
Chatita tells Panfilo to forget about her and to leave the
ribbon crown on. Cricket Face.
Alma once again gives Marisela a chance to recoup
herself. Chatita visits Alma and
forgets why she came to talk to Alma.
Oh right it’s about Jesus.
Cantu and Rogue enter the office and Elias wants to talk to
Rogue. Cantu is told to activate
the plan, that I’m sure has to do with Chatita’s apartment.
Val shares- Rogue’s –Grumpy nickname with her mother. He is from a story that my Papa Jesus
tells me. She asks her mother to
let her see her friend Ray to say goodbye.
Elias lets Rogue that having Val live with him is not a good
idea. He knows that Rogue and Vero
are not in love and that this is a plan that Vero is maneuvering against
Jesus. Elias lets Rogue know that
Val better not get hurt or else.
Alma and Chatita chat about everything on Jesus’ plate. The workaholic boss, the never ending
work schedule, new executive job, Val, Vero and that Jesus is not sleeping or
eating. They both don’t get to see
him and they are very worried about him.
He is under a lot of pressure. Elias is photographing some new perfumes
with Marisela’s help. He is having
difficulty concentrating.
Jesus lets Julio know that the contest is against Avon,
mainly Alma.
Augusto wants to know what foolishness Malcriado is telling
him. Jesus asks him- where should
I begin. Why does Augusto continue
to enable Malo?
Jesus asks to speak to Augusto alone. Malcriado has another tantrum because
he wants to hear what is being said.
Jesus tells Augusto the truth about Vicky and reminds him that his focus
should be on the contest. Augusto
is pleased with Jesus and his dedication to Orion. Maximo was right to hire
him.
Alma is afraid that Jesus is changing and that he is under
so much stress, he will get sick.
It’s a real test of their love.
Val goes over to see Ray 2.0 and Vero can’t believe her
eyes. A neighbor eyes Vero’s shoes, they look ridiculous. Like something Herman Munster or
Frankenstein would wear. Val tells Ray about her new home with “The Bad Man”
and how she doesn’t want to live there. Ray has an idea. Ray wants know where
Rogue lives and the girls plan to distract Vero. Val goes to see Chatita while Ray tries to sneak into the
car. Ray distracts Vero with a
little dog. The dog is so cute and
Vero is insulting the dog. Ray
gets into the car. Vero feels a different energy in the car and Val dismisses
it as needing to see Chatita.
Alma and Elias are working for the introduction of the
perfume- Infinity Seduction. Elias and Alma talk about how Vero moved into with
Rogue to only hurt Jesus. They are using a child to get their way. Alma reminds
Elias that the information regarding the launch of the new perfume line is
confidential.
Vero arrives at Rogue’s house and they share a sloppy kiss
after Vero sprites Rogue’s mouth with some Listerine. Rogue is thrilled to see
Val petting Sanson. - Yeah right! Rogue tries to be nice and Val greets him as
Hi Mr. Grumpy. Vero tells Rogue
that it’s from some ridiculous story that Jesus told her.
Vero and Rogue argue about Val yelling and Sanson
barking. Que the heck!!
Elias’ lawyer visits Jesus and brings some good news. The judge has issued the order for the
DNA paternity test. Jesus is yelling at someone on the phone about something that
is going to be presented today.
Julio is worried about Jesus. He wonders if the job is making him sick. He took this job to provide a better
life for Val but he misses Alma.
He can’t resign becaseu he has a committed himself via a contract. He is helping Chatita keep her
apartment and has promised some gifts for Val. Jesus is becoming Augusto-
yelling, screaming and working.
Julio asks –where is the old Jesus? Jesus, the lover, the nice guy the
friend to everyone. The job is
making him bitter and he has a lot of problems to solve.
Marisela is working diligently on her report. Jessica is worried about Cardenas’
allergies and Susan is happy to have Panfilo to herself. Gil has a cart named
Carito de Tentempie- with light, healthy foods and shakes.
Vero’s lawyer visits Vero and tells her not to impede on the
DNA test. Jesus will have parental
rights if he is Val’s biological father. Ray has a frog for Val to use for
round 1 with Rogue. Tiburcio, the frog will be a part of the plan.
Val interrupts the conversation with the lawyer. The lawyer has a strategy; it has to do
with deny Jesus any rights with Val.
At the Orion meeting, Malcriado is acting like an a$$ as
usual. Jesus asks for 5 minutes and Malcriado goes on his rant. Augusto hates
delays. Jesus needs to make a call
but not on the cell because Augusto hates the cell. Five minutes have passed
and with 16 seconds left, Julio runs in with a box. Previcap is their new product. Everyone but Malcriado congratulates Jesus.
Marisela wants to clear the air with Elias. She loves Ricardo and will fight for
him. Elias will be a friend that she can count on. She hugs him and of course Ricardo walks in on them and sees
it differently.
Marisela tries to explain but to no avail.
Elias tries to explain to Ricardo what he saw. He tells him
that Marisela loves him and they are just friends and he asks Ricardo to go and
speak to Marisela as a favor and Ricardo doesn’t. What a fool!!
Jesus calls Alma and tells her that he needs to do wash,
clean, sweep. Alma will be there,
toot suite.
Jessica asks Cardenas if he can invite her family to the
wedding. There are 17 family
members coming from Puerto Rico.
Elias shows up at Rogue’s to see Val. She asks why didn’t he
call first, well Beyotch you don’t answer your phone. She won’t let him see Val,
says that she is sleeping and Rogue interrupts.
Val puts Tiburcio the frog in Rogue’s bed. Round 1
Outside of Orion- Jesus recognizes Marta
Coming attractions:
Vero uses Val as revenge but Val has a plan of her own.
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
PEAM #117-8/21/13: Marisela's Love Is Like A Check With No Funds In Ricardo's Bank of Affection
Recap By Pablo
Laughter is the best medicine and love is the best diet
There's nothing better after a night of passion, than to go to work without having breakfast, because a kiss is more fulfilling than a whole box of cereal. And it doesn't make you fat! Ah! Those low calorie sighs! AND THE MEMORIES!!!
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On the other side of the coin, there's nothing better after an attempt of a passionate night, than spent in jail. Fernando and Xóchitl were caught in the car K-I-S-S-I-N-G and that is lewd conduct. I wonder what would have happened if they were sitting on a tree?
Patricia, who looks like Inspector Gadget, gives Alma the fruits of her condition as a klepto to see if she can return it. Looks like Patricia needs occupational therapy because she does that only when she is under a lotta stress. And now she wants to know every naughty detail of last night's lovemaking between Alma and Jesús, since she was the one planning the event. She asks if they did the geisha position, the little goat on the cliff and the 75-6. Besides taking what is not hers, she is very inquisitive... All that energy should be put to work looking for a job, but since she has never done anything else than sleep with Rogelio (and in that area she is so efficient that she even gives Alma advice!), unless it is trying out mattresses in FAMSA, I don't see how can she get a job! Maybe join forces with Alejandra?
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
PEAM, Tuesday 8/20/13 (#116): As the Stomach Turns
A Secret So Secret, Even Evil Elvis Doesn't Know, Which Proves He's an Idiot Like His Dad
Chucho is devastated when Evil Elvis gleefully rejects his loan application. Julio feels guilty, remembering all the grief that he and the other Sillies put Chucho through when he started at Avon; but Chucho says those little pranks were not even in the same league as what Melquiades just did.
What's more, Chucho's innards are still churning. He confides to Julio that there must be something really wrong with him, because for the first time in his life, he's not even hungry. Really! Julio realizes that this must be very serious indeed. It must be the stress. (Chucho then takes a sip of coffee, which cannot possibly help a distressed digestive tract...)
Chucho has a stressful conversation with Alma about a Very Important Dinner that he really doesn't want to deal with, and then Augusto wants to talk about a contest. But Chucho shows him the rejected loan application, and Augusto shakes his head and calls Vicky and tells her to make sure the loan is approved first thing tomorrow.
Augusto doesn't want to talk about Evil Elvis, but Chucho insists and Augusto explains, reluctantly and with great shame, that Melquiades is indeed his son. Augusto has been married three times and had seven children, and that was expensive enough. But then one day his second wife's maid Otilia let him know she'd given him an additional child, Melquiades. It was confirmed with a DNA test.
Augusto says that nobody else knows about this - not even Melqui himself. Chucho looks stunned. I'm sorry to say this makes all three of them look like idiots: Augusto for thinking no one suspects; Chucho for not suspecting; and Evil Elvis for not realizing that he's getting extra-special treatment.
Anyway, Augusto never gets around to telling Chucho about the contest, whatever it is. He lets Chucho go home, leaving Julio and Aida alllll alone in the office. After much hemming and hawing, they agree to go out for coffee.
New Dog, Old Tricks
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Chucho is devastated when Evil Elvis gleefully rejects his loan application. Julio feels guilty, remembering all the grief that he and the other Sillies put Chucho through when he started at Avon; but Chucho says those little pranks were not even in the same league as what Melquiades just did.
What's more, Chucho's innards are still churning. He confides to Julio that there must be something really wrong with him, because for the first time in his life, he's not even hungry. Really! Julio realizes that this must be very serious indeed. It must be the stress. (Chucho then takes a sip of coffee, which cannot possibly help a distressed digestive tract...)
Chucho has a stressful conversation with Alma about a Very Important Dinner that he really doesn't want to deal with, and then Augusto wants to talk about a contest. But Chucho shows him the rejected loan application, and Augusto shakes his head and calls Vicky and tells her to make sure the loan is approved first thing tomorrow.
Augusto doesn't want to talk about Evil Elvis, but Chucho insists and Augusto explains, reluctantly and with great shame, that Melquiades is indeed his son. Augusto has been married three times and had seven children, and that was expensive enough. But then one day his second wife's maid Otilia let him know she'd given him an additional child, Melquiades. It was confirmed with a DNA test.
Augusto says that nobody else knows about this - not even Melqui himself. Chucho looks stunned. I'm sorry to say this makes all three of them look like idiots: Augusto for thinking no one suspects; Chucho for not suspecting; and Evil Elvis for not realizing that he's getting extra-special treatment.
Anyway, Augusto never gets around to telling Chucho about the contest, whatever it is. He lets Chucho go home, leaving Julio and Aida alllll alone in the office. After much hemming and hawing, they agree to go out for coffee.
New Dog, Old Tricks
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Monday, August 19, 2013
PEAM #115. 08/19/13 - How Low Can You Go? Misery Abounds and a Rash is Unleashed
This picture called Santa Fe Colibri has nothing to do with the story line which is a pack of miseries but I thought we could all think about something beautiful like this little creature while we hear this tale of woe.
Rogelio assures us he is the director and Alma counters with how is he going to explain his useless azz to Pancho Lopez, the big boss. She accuses him of being a jerk who is jealous of her love for Jesús. As usual, having no way to refute these truths, he retreats in a huff.
Back at Orion we again see MalMelquiades come in with his silly Elvis steps trying to make fun of Jesús and then when Jesús and Julio simply leave the room preferring to ignore his silliness, he brushes her neck and tries make time with Aida on his way out. She is not having it either.
Ricardo complains to Xochi that Maricela is unhappy because she is a lousy fake and recounts how she isn't a princess or even rich and instead is the lowly daughter of the lowly janitor Panfilo.
Again we see Valentina pronounce the only accurate description of Rogelio - MALO. Yup, out of the mouth of babes. Rogelio simply cannot believe there is a female alive that isn't enthralled with him but she isn't his cup of scotch either.
Jesús is finally filling his Lic. in on Rogelio's activity against him, threatening Valentina using Yuri. and his brother has a bad conscience trying to hide Rogelio's illegal activities and money laundering scheme.
Valentina tries to play with Sanson who is good and watches wondering as we all do while Rogelio fears Valentina's touch on Sanson and Veronica is screeching that Val must not touch the dirty dog. Later, Rogelio who has no idea what to do around a child, suggests she go out and play in traffic (not really but he fearfully lets her go play in the yard with Sanson. At least girl and dog are happy to be step children of the new family unit. Valentina is right to be looking askance, she is about to be swallowed up in a house where none of the adults give a fig about her.
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
Porque el Amor Manda #114: Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Veronica does not succeed in smothering Rogue, more's the pity. She promises to pick Vale up at school. (Will she be able to find it?) Rogue points out that she keeps talking about how much she loves her daughter, yet she still uses her as a tool. He may not have human children, but he has Sanson, and -- Vero interrupts that he's going to come home one day and find that dog in the oven. What a fun couple.
As if Rogue giving advice on family life isn't bizarre enough, Paty's back at Alma's, giving her a lecture on romance. Men! First they're all blue-princey, and then before you know it they're too busy to see you. And caray, the perils of the long-distance relationship! (All the way across Monterrey, she means.) Love is like a plant! It must be carefully tended! Alma tells her not to be such a Debbie Downer...but she does look worried.
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As if Rogue giving advice on family life isn't bizarre enough, Paty's back at Alma's, giving her a lecture on romance. Men! First they're all blue-princey, and then before you know it they're too busy to see you. And caray, the perils of the long-distance relationship! (All the way across Monterrey, she means.) Love is like a plant! It must be carefully tended! Alma tells her not to be such a Debbie Downer...but she does look worried.
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Thursday, August 15, 2013
PEAM #113- 8/15/13- A Break-up, An Engagement, An Annulment, An Ugly Divorce, An Almost Fight and An Arrest
It's out of order but easier to read. I grouped like happenings together.
The Old:
Ferny and Rogue are having a bro to bro talk about the only
woman that he has loved- Amanda who he lost. He only thinks about money and sex. Then Ferny breaks it
down- you have your cake and was eating it too but you lost that as well.
Marisela tells Panfilo to stop being a player and be honest
but he is going to the Carnival Club for people of a certain age. Panfilo is
dressed to the nines, cane and all and Susana is licking her chops when she
sees him.
Julio brings Jesus the judicial news about custody.
Moronica comes home in a mood and wants to speak to Elias
about the photographer. We get a
glimpse of those horrible neon green, phone handle-matching shoes. Yuck!!!!!
Alma goes to Padre Domingo for the annulment papers. Alma is happy.
Val is sneaking to speak to her Papa Jesus. She is anxious to see him. Moronica is
on her broom, yelling about Jesus and not letting him see his daughter and
walks off. Beyotch!!! Val has to
hang up. Moronica tries to act
like a mother for once and kisses Val.
What a phony interaction.
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PEAM #112- 8/14/13: Some News Is Worse Than No News
Recap by Pablo
Lies can only be destroyed with bullets of truth
Elías is afraid. After Uri, Verónica is the most dangerous person in Monterrey. And she is on the loose!!
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Raimunda's secret is public domain. Chatita convinced her to be truthful and now she is letting her hair down. As we all know, after seeing her mother get killed ''because she was a woman'' (by the hands of a very violent man), Raimunda denied her gender. Well, that was the past, because now Super Jesús is here to tell her to be herself, to prepare and study to be someone like Alma. See, Alma is a woman and nobody has killed her. Not all women get killed. Chatita is a woman and she has had a veeery looong life. Uri tried to kill Alma though, but she survived. You will too Raimunda, don't dress like a boy anymore, but better change that name. What about Ignacia? And your looks, we will help you. Ah! And don't worry about Valentina. She is just a girl and younger than you, but she has been exposed to so many adult situations that she knows more than me, Elías and Chatita together, she will understand your change... And soon you will be BFFs and could share make-up tips!
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While Elías and Jesús give Raimunda a makeover, Chatita takes the opportunity to tell Valentina about ''the secret'', and I am not talking about the book by Rhoda Byrne. After opening the door, Valentina's jaw drops to the floor when she sees the first transgender girl in her life. Raimunda is wearing a white dress and matching ribbon bows in her hair. They hug each other while the adults smile satisfied and proud of all the good they have done. From here, straight to heaven!!
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013
PEAM, Tuesday 8/13/13 (#111): My Friends Call Me Chatita. You Can Call Me Luisa.
Rogue rants and raves in Alma's office. Alma closes the door in hopes of muffling their conversation, but this is hilariously ineffective. The employees and Elias hear every word as Alma lets Rogelio have it (verbally, that is) with every complaint she's kept bottled up for all this time: She's the one who keeps the office running. He does nothing around here except screw around with her friend or the occasional secretary. He traipses in around noon only to work on his personal projects of dubious legality, like the time he got those "Turkish cigars" from that "warehouse." She used to put up with it because he was her novio, but that was a mistake!
Rogelio says he wants Alma to tell him EVERYTHING that goes on around the office from now on, IS THAT CLEAR? (He stands on his tippy-toes, which doesn't really help.) Alma says yes, and Rogue leaves, gloating. Alma begins to work up a hearty rage.
At Orion, Augusto marvels at the simplicity of the agreement that Chucho (and supposedly Elvis) worked out with the union. He wants to know how they got Romero to listen to reason. Chucho volunteers Elvis, who is admiring his reflection in the lenses of his sunglasses, to explain it all to old Gussie while Chucho takes care of some other business.
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Rogelio says he wants Alma to tell him EVERYTHING that goes on around the office from now on, IS THAT CLEAR? (He stands on his tippy-toes, which doesn't really help.) Alma says yes, and Rogue leaves, gloating. Alma begins to work up a hearty rage.
At Orion, Augusto marvels at the simplicity of the agreement that Chucho (and supposedly Elvis) worked out with the union. He wants to know how they got Romero to listen to reason. Chucho volunteers Elvis, who is admiring his reflection in the lenses of his sunglasses, to explain it all to old Gussie while Chucho takes care of some other business.
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Monday, August 12, 2013
PEAM #110 - 8/12/13 - A Funeral is the Least of Our Problems
Refrito, Elias kisses Valentina goodnight, she doesn't look too happy but the green stars make her close her eyes. Jesús tries to take his leave of Aida since it is the evening when Agosto demands he attend him in his office for an emergency. Oops, Alma has prepared a romantic heart laden table an donned her sexy red dress as she dreams of former kisses.
Rogelio tells Alejandra that he has an important client for her, Nick Donovan. Even though he smells odd, she would rather cuddle with Rogelio but she is won over by the stack of cash he hands her from the conveniently located briefcase full of bills. The photographer is burning up his memory card as Alejandra leaves and Virus-onica arrives. Sanson does his usual disapproving growl. She thinks Rogelio smells odd too. Did I miss a product placement or what? Why does Rogelio smell funny? In his hurry to pin Virus to the couch, she nearly crushes Sanson but he barks to shoo them off to the bedroom upstairs. Que asco.
Aida has to call Alma to tell her that Jesús is detained in a meeting with Agosto so she sits and daydreams of their romantic moments instead.
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Saturday, August 10, 2013
PEAM #109- 8/9/13: What Time Is It? Time for Barbara to Exit Stage Left, Mari to Tell The Truth, Vero and Roger to Pull Plan B, That's What Time It Is!
Hola PEAM Peeps! I am going to try and make this a down and dirty recap, in other words, I tend to be wordy and let's see how brief I can be. This recap, of course, will not be in order.
The Refried:
We had the refried again, as in Mari must tell the truth, Alma calls Chucho for a date later, Xochi talks to Chatita, who informs her there is no answer at her apartment, cause she was going to visit Barbara. Oh, and Vero meets Roger (her name for Rogue) at a restaurant where they will hatch new mis planes!
The New:
Chucho is at Orion at work and thinks about what Aida said about Auggie (Augusto) not liking anyone's personal life, it's work, work and more work. In comes Vicky, Auggie's secretary and she is sliming herself all over Chucho. He is trying very hard to ignore her. She is getting into his personal space like white on rice, jus' sayin'. She has come in to tell him he must go to the conference room for a meeting.
Vero and Roger are going to ally themselves against Chucho since they hate his guts! Vero gets all over Roger's case about putting Val in danger with that stupid plan he had, well Roger is all pithed cause Alma almost lost her life too! Roger tells her that of course Chucho saved the day once again, Alma and Chucho are better than eva, and well Vero has a plan to maybe do something about that! Using Val of course, what else is new? Here is plan B: Leave it to Vero, and Roger will get what he wants. She'll use Valentina to get what she wants out of Chucho. They both lustily growl at each other. A Pox on the two of them!
Romegio is enthusiastically greeting people at Avon and tipping his hat. Gasper has to tell him to cool it!
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