Thursday, August 08, 2013
PEAM #108-8/8/13-Uri Doesn't Go "U.P." As Per His Belt Buckle, He Goes Down, So Who Is Picadillo Now??
Refrito-
Malvino snatches Val and Elias tries to defend his home and
family. Uri proves to Jesus that
he has control of Val and he is not a liar. Jesus flips out upon hearing Val’s distressed voice. Jesus
tells Uri that he is a coward and picks on women and children, and tells Uri
let’s go one deep (one on one) and Uri starts bitch slapping Jesus. (We hear Alma and her dreaded
scream) Jesus keeps on beckoning
Uri telling him that he is not a man and lets fight without the gun. Jesus punches Uri once and Uri
asks for another with his gun and tells Jesus that he is going to die.
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Bro, you're getting married! CI 07/07/2013
Okay peeps, here we go! Full recap is up!
We start with MariaA looking over the IOU's, soon she will get Miguel so deep in debt that he will have to sell the ranch to her and she will be the one and only owner of the hacienda, she will get her revenge, bwaaahahaha. Okay, Televisa writers, no one here suffers from short term memory loss, you don't have to remind us that MariaA wants revenge against the Narvaez, we've been watching for months, we remember the plot, please stop, okay?
Carola comes in to visit MariaA and tells her she has news, she will be selling her part of the casino. "You're going to sell your shares to the government for pennies?", "No, I'm going to sell my portion of the casino to Karim for millions of dollars!" says Carola. "You can't do that, the government won't allow the sale!" "The government will allow it, as long as the casino continues its normal operations" "You can't do this Carola, you will force me into a partnership with Karim!" "Well, if you don't want to be his partner sell him your portion of the casino, you will be even more wealthy!" "No sir!, I will not sell him my casino, I need it!" "But you have other casinos!" "Yes, but right now this is the one I need to accomplish my goals, and I will not sell it!"
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La Tempestad Cap #8 - Wed 7 August - Sluts and Booze!!!!*
*I couldn’t think of a title so I used my favorite line of the episode.
Welcome to The Patio of Lowered Expectations, where every Wednesday is Hump Hunk Day and we feature an all-day Happy Hour.
Last night - We left Capitán Dam Fab and his newest crew gazing at each other while the boom box blasted “Today I want you, Hoy tengo ganas de ti!”
Tonight - Mayuya the faux-happy frenemy is “so excited” that Estercita is alive and gets to marry Dam Fab. Mayuya’s half-a$$ed smile barely disguises the seething volcano inside and she almost erupts when Delfina excitedly tells Princess Estercita she’ll be the most beautiful bride in the world.
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Qué Bonito Amor #82 (Mex 120) Wednesday 8/7/13 Jantos/Maria break up (again); Colosso splits (gasp); Amalia worries about.....Amalia.
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Maria tells Moms she knows Jantos would never
ever, ever cheat on her w/Elvira. She's
gonna look for him – they can't stay mad at each other, especially now. Suddenly Ruben shows up at their front door
with his face beat to a pulp. He tells
them that hoodlum Jantos is the louse who accosted him at his office. He claims Jantos beat him up cuz he wants
Ruben to give up on Susanito's case and give up on Maria. Not only that, Jantos threatened to kill
him! He might have done so too if Elvira
hadn't arrived just then to save him.
Maria apologizes but he tells her she's no to blame for Jantos' violent
character. Maria is tending to his
wounds and we see Jantos walking up. He
witnesses her tender touch and Ruben's caressing her cheek. Well, that's enough – he barges in and
wonders why Ruben can't understand he needs to stay away from Maria! He pulls him up from his chair but Maria gets
between them. Jantos gets a good look at
him and sees Ruben's injuries. “Hey,
wait a minute, that's not how I last saw you!”
Ruben: “You're not going to deny
that you went to my office and beat me up, are you?” Jantos again denies having beat him. Ruben asks Maria to please ask Jantos to
assume responsibility for his actions.
As always, Maria takes someone else's side against Jantos. “Were you so angry that he was helping me
that you insisted he drop out (of Susanito's case?)”
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PEAM # 107-8/7/13: Danger! Danger! Everybody Could Die! Including Two Forty Year Old Virgins!
Recap By Pablo
Won't we all? But, what's the hurry?
Aída is probably breaking a promise but what the heck, Delia is nowhere to be found and Alma is more important than anything, so she calls her to warn her and tell her that Jesús and everybody he knows is in danger. If he doesn't comply to Uri's demands, there could be a huge pile of picadillo and a lot of people missing. You do the math.
Since Alma is already at Chatita's, and Elías is there too, she quickly shares the 411 she's got. Everybody panics and thinks about Valentina, who due to her age and size, could be in the most danger. We grown ups can deal with anything, but what about the little ones? Think about them, they're defenseless! Just to be on the safe side, Valentina will skip school tomorrow and before Elías leaves, Chatita gives him the long version of her famous blessing.
In another place but at the same time, Jesús promises himself that Uri won't be able to touch even a hair from any of the three women in his life, so Chatita, Alma and Valentina can rest assured that nothing will happen to them as long as Jesús can stand up for them. He leaves Orión and rides a beautiful new car to be inconspicuous, but that is still more strange, and since Malvino and Sixto are watching him, they proceed to follow Uri's instructions.
Jesús, who is smarter than cute, quickly finds out he is being followed and tries to get rid of one of the many dumb couples that populate Monterrey. And when I say that I am not exaggerating, because they come by twos and I have seen them working as security guards at Avon, as accountants, etc.
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Wednesday, August 07, 2013
La Tempestad, Capitulo 7. August 6th 2013. Hysterics, Sleeping Doctor, Red Pants, and A Wounded Captain!
Damian removes the bomb from the bottom of the boat. He is shot with a spear gun. There is a lot of blood. He floats to the surface.
Marina and the crew are worried about Damian who still hasn't swam up to the surface. Bagre, Oso, and Lagarto will dive underwater to find out what is happening.
Mayuya sees that Esthercita has taken pills to kill herself. She checks Esthercita's pulse and sees that Esthercita almost doesn't have a pulse. She is about to go and tell someone but thinks about twice in her evil mind. Why should I care? I won't tell anyone! Esthercita took those pills because she wanted to. If she dies, then I'll have Damian! (Only in your dreams, Mayuya and maybe not even there)
Bagre, Oso, and Lagarto dive underwater. They find Damian. Lolo throws a flotation device into the water. The crew tries to get Damian aboard the ship.
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CI #61--Doris’s Dilemma: It's Either Daddy Or The Dreamboat
Part 1~~
For those of us in Viewerville who now have sea legs and can leave the Dramamine at home, we return to Isla Dorada and the floating casino just as Maria Alejandra is telling Raiza that there’s no way Octavio Narvaez would marry Doris. However, as they turn the corner of the hallway they get an eyeful of Tav and Doris in the middle of a major tongue-swallowing spit-swap. Raiza snickers and says think again. She and MA stand and gawk long enough that Doris eventually notices she has the appropriate audience. Doris looks up long enough to deliver MA a smugly triumphant smirk. For better or for worse, MariAle figures Doris is the kind of blue-blooded babe Tav’s returned to the marriage market to snag.
Back in
the casino a bit later, MA notes that Operation Max-out Miguel is progressing as planned. Raiza manages to sweet-talk Migui into
signing the first IOU in between guilt-free guzzled slurps of the House Hooch and his poorly placed bets, and skillfully coaxes him to continue to play.
Once Doris and Tav
come up for air, she meanly mentions that MA saw the two of them locking lips. Tav looks a bit sheepish for ummm…a second or
two as he watches MA glide back the way she came, but his attention is quickly
snagged once more by Doris, gloating now that at least Daddy isn’t there with said
card sharking slut. Tav makes the
mistake of telling Doris she’s exaggerating the situation. This encourages Doris to raise the volume
from a low alley cat yowl to sharply shrill shrew. (My hand goes for the mute. Could Lucia and Doris be not-so-distant cousins?)
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Qué Bonito Amor #81 (Mex 119) Tuesday 8/6/13 Lipstick on Your Collar Will Tell a Tale on You
There was quite a bit of Frijoles Refritos at the beginning
of tonight’s episode. It does not bear repeating. If you must consult a good translation, see
Urban Anthropologist’s fine finish from last night.
If anyone
has additions or corrections, I’ll fix it in the morning. (Note: a few scenes are combined
for smoother flow.)
Rodrigo is still down in the street looking up at a
castigada Paloma. Vanessa and her
side-kick sidle up and engage Roddy in flirty conversation. He rejects her. Paloma sees this going on and ducks back
inside.
Paloma reappears on the balcony and Roddy moves
out of the way while she hoists a bucket of agua and dumps it on the two junior
metiches. Roddy and Paloma get a good
laugh while Vanessa and her pal get a good soaking. Then Roddy climbs the magic beanstalk that
appears when needed to exchange some sweet nothings with Paloma face to face.
Jorge Alfredo talks to Maria about her day “at work,” after
Ruben sees her home. She looks a little
bedraggled. He wants to know what they are going to do next. Ruben is all
concerned about Maria, but also about Susanito’s appeal and wants Maria to come
back to the office that night. He leaves under a JA death stare (usually
reserved for Ana Martin).
Maria is distraught.
She just needs to find one single proof to prove Susano’s innocence. JA
gets in a snit over Ruben’s interest and Maria’s willingness to spend
time with Rube. What happened to the professor who was going to help, why
Ruben. Maria gets all defensive until
she happens to spy a little lapiz de labio on JA's shirt collar.
She goes on the offensive. Our two
turtledoves are no longer lovey-dovey. They
have a spat over Ruben vs. Lipstick. JA denies kissing anyone and Maria denies
having any interest in Rube.
Regrettably, Maria keeps it up and JA, regrettably, remembers all the
women he’d come in contact that day. They included Elvira. Aha! Maria accuses.
JA denies. JA accuses. Maria denies. (Well, this goes on and on, so I’ll stop
here.)
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PEAM, Tuesday 8/6/13 (#106): Mouse Chase
Hey amiggies, I just got home from Six Flags and boy is my neck tired. We stayed a LOT later than I expected and I haven't even seen the episode yet and there is a good chance I won't be able to stay awake through the whole thing. (Also, my Internet connection appears to be constipated.)
BUT... commenters save the day! (Again)
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Tuesday, August 06, 2013
La Tempestad, Capitulo 6. Monday, August 5, 2013.
Damian thanks Marina for talking to Estercita. Marina tells him it was the right thing to
do. You shouldn't have to pay for
something you didn't do. "Still it was very noble" replies
Damian. I had my reasons and not just
because of the packing plant but for you too.
We may not get along but I know you’re a decent man. "So you care about what happens to
me" asks Damian. Marina tells him
not to get confused. She cares about him
like any other employee. Marina walks
away and Damian tells himself that he can't with this woman. She so easily frustrates me but it doesn't
take away from her beauty.
Fulgencio is griping to Delfina about how Damian and his
cronies are laughing at him. Delfina
tries to calm him down, but he just gets angrier. "He's just like his father" yells
Fulgencio. Fulgencio wants to choke the
life out of him. Delfina reminds him
that is a sin. "No, what your
daughter did was". Delfina says
that this will help Estercita clean up her image if you allow her to marry him.
No! No! No! yells Fulgencio and storms off.
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Corazon Indomable, Episode #60, Monday, August 5, 2013 – “An Epidemic of Stunned Silence!!!!”
Recap by LatinaInMD
Esther
gives a thank you kiss to her peasant he-man Jose Antonio, who remains in bed
apparently exhausted or in...STUNNED
SILENCE!! She heads back to the big house,
where Lucia awaits her and demands to know where she has been. Take a guess, dear cousin.
Mr.
Carlos Morgan informs MariAle that he is there to make her an offer she can’t
refuse. Ask for whatever you want for
your casino, and my client will pay you double that amount. Really?
“So if I ask for, say, $20 million dollars...?” Double, he interrupts. As if she didn’t already know, she inquires
who is his client and feigns surprise (stunned
silence!!!) when she hears Emir Karim.
Lucia
tells Esther it’s best if she leaves the ranch.
That’s not about to happen, not when I’ve taken a liking to the country,
says a self-satisfied Esther. To
paraphrase her rather long speech, she said, this little volcano longing to
burst out of her ice prison is not about to live the life of a nun, like a tree
lacking soil and water, simply out of respect for a society that doesn’t even feel
sorry for us lonely women. Ofelia
appears to feel “pena ajena” about this pathetic little speech, so she tries to
get Esther to stop. Esther reacts by
asking Ofelia who fills her lonely nights, or Simona’s nights, for that matter.
She goes on about her “needs” and says she wants to love and be loved, even if
it’s by a peasant.
Mr.
Morgan tells MariAle that if she wants, she could even get more than twice her
asking price. Really? “So if I ask him for 150 million dollars…?” He will give them to you, insists Mr.
Morgan. He tells her that amount has no
importance for the Emir. She says it
doesn’t matter to her either, and it’s such a wonderful offer, that there’s no
point in making him wait for an answer.
It’s a….NO!!!!! Mr. Morgan’s
reaction? STUNNED SILENCE!!!!!
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Monday, August 05, 2013
Qué Bonito Amor #80 (Mex 117.2-118) Monday 8/5/13
Let
All The Poisons That Lurk In the Mud Hatch Out!
Reclusorio:
The judge asks Susanito whether he understands the charges. He
answers in the affirmative. The prosecutor asks whether he killed
Fabian Cervantes. Susanito answers that he doesn't know what
happened. They struggled for the gun, it went off, and it all
happened so fast he isn't sure. Ruben smirks carefully at someone,
nodding his head. Maria looks taken aback.
Street:
Oscar delivers a serenata (“Payaso”). They get paid, but it's
not much. They are nonetheless determined to get enough money
together to help Susanito.
Reclusorio:
Maria points out that there are contradictory pieces of evidence.
The judge looks willing to listen.
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PEAM #105 08/05 - Delia Where Are You? We Need to Be Rescued from This Stupid Yuri Plot NOW!!
We have wind and rain pelting down again so I will post this header in case I can't post the recap right away. I will keep trying so talk among yourselves for a couple of hours. Never mind, the storm cell passed quickly this time so we are back on track. Here is tonight's offering:
A Pura Raza Española in France
Refrito - Alma questions Jesús' sudden cold change of attitude. Viewerville questions why we have to put up with obnoxious Yuri through yet another episode with this stupid plot device, that our hero Jesús has become an avocado-less wuss. Alma gets herself kicked out of Orion by Agosto's orders. Yuri who inexplicably has the intelligence to have wired Jesús for sound chuckles in the back of his car as Alma screams at Jesús. Jesús sheds unmanly tears for what may happen to his Alma and Valentina.
Alma tries to get information out of Aida who says she is only the secretary. She hasn't a clue either but recounts how Jesús has yelled at her unpleasantly already which he would never have done before. Patymelted shows up and feigns surprise that Alma has tracked Jesús down to Orion. Yuri and his confederacy of dunces look on from the car not wanting an alliance of any kind to form between Alma and Aida.
Back at Avon, Mari counsels her AARPStud Papi that he should stop playing up to Susana and remember how much he owes to sweet Chatita. He claims indecision is driving him to toy with both lady's affections.
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TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: Week of August 5, 2013
Hang on tight -- tonight is the final episode of
El Señor de los Cielos. Congratulations to Hombre for completing his marathon recapping of
Señor so brilliantly. And thanks to everyone else who contributed recaps or commentary along the way.
The new kid on the block,
Santa Diabla, starts on Tuesday.
Let the amazing recaps and smart comments on
Dama y Obrero and
Marido en Alquiler continue!
A GENTLE REMINDER: NO SPOILERS, PLEASE! In this plot-driven
Mundo de Telemundo, people want to be surprised.
Enjoy!
P.S. As Jean noted last time, if there are more than 200 comments, you will have to go to the comment page itself and then click on "go to page 2" (or however your browser puts it) to see the latest comments.
Labels: cielos, dyo, marido, santa, telemundo
Santa Diabla-index
Saturday, August 03, 2013
Tempestad # 5-8/2/13: I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In, Trouble, Trouble; I'm Hell On Heels, Say What You Will, I Done Made The Devil a Deal
Hola and Ahoy Patio Peeps. I don't use any type of CC's when I recap, I go by what is said and body language. If I get something wrong please comment and I will fix the recap. I am having a bit of trouble understanding WL but I think given enough time, I will be able to decipher what he his saying. This recap will not be in order and some scenes have been combined. Now have a glass of rum or grog, relax and enjoy the recap ; )
I Say A Little Prayer For You:
Dam meets Madrina and the guys want to partay cause Dam was released from la carcel. Madrina wants to go to Church and pray in thanksgiving for Dam being released from la carcel. Dam goes with Madrina to Church. At the Church, Dam prays to the Virgincita and thanks her with all his heart. Madrina prays to the Virgincita for her to protect Dam. Padre is there too and prays in thanksgiving for Justice! Dam and Madrina leave the Church and Madrina wants him to come home with her and spend the night. Dam tells her it's ok, he's spending the night on the Tempestad.
Mama Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up To Be Bidness Women:
Bea and her daughter Marina are at home and Bea tells Marina she met Mercedes and really likes her. Later, Marina is getting ready for bed and her Mama Bea comes in with some tea for her. Marina would like to hire a nurse to stay with her Mama so that Marina will have peace of mind when she works. Bea tells her she don't need no nurse. She'll be fine. Mama changes the subject to Hernan, the galan. He even brought her flowers! Marina says they are just friends. A little later, Marina is in bed having such a nice dream about the Cap'n being shirtless, in a cave lit with lights, and either there is a waterfall, or it's raining and they are having some hawt kisses and getting drenched. It's her dream! She wakes up suddenly and her Mama is in the room, Marina tells her Mama she was having a nightmare, okey dokey then! Mama was just coming in to get her empty cup. Mama wonders if Marina is having trouble sleeping because of the Cap'n. Marina tells her Mama that guys don't like women bosses. She tells her Mama that the Cap'n doesn't like her being the boss of him. Marina tells her Mama about the Cap'n throwing her in the drink. Bea is pithed. Now it is time to go back to bed and Marina tells her Mama to get some sleep, and no worries, she will set that Cap'n straight tomorrow, cause tomorrow is another day!
I Don't Give A Damn 'Bout My Bad Reputation:
Padre is trying to talk Estercita into going home. She doesn't wanna cause the wrath of Fully (Fulgencio) will be upon her head. She is a scared of him. Padre really wants her to go home!
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Corazón Indomable Fri August 2 The Blood Called And Was Sent To Voicemail
We open this episode with the new improved Teobaldo masquerading as the old deformed and scarred Teobaldo (sorry if this confuses you, I've been paying attention and it makes no sense to me either. Take another sip of your Mezcal and pretend you understand.) paying a visit to Araceli's new apartment, interrupting what may, or may not, have turned out to be some afternoon delight for Eduardo (without Teo's arrival I was only giving him a bout a 20% chance of scoring anyway). After telling Aaceli he's found work for her back on the Isla, Teo scolds and threatens a bit as he simultaneously gives Eddy that familiar fish eye and twisted smirk that clearly means, "No nookie for you today
." Serious
glaring ensues.
Back at el Rancho Rancid, Ester has decided to explore her benevolent urges by offering to help José Antonio advance his education. He can read and write a little already so... good to go.
"You'll do this for me, señorita?"
"This and much more," as she closes the distance between them.
I think that this is where a lot of my fellow recappers might add... Ruh Roh!
She reminds him that her name is Ester, none of this señorita stuff, and suddenly notices,
"You're very handsome."
He turns to leave but she reels him in and fingers his face,
"Tempting lips..."
Oops, it's Lucia, she looms and she doesn't look pleased,
"¡ESTER! What are you doing?" she screeches.
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Oops, Better Hold Up On
That Kiss |
Later, cowboy.
As Juanita dusts, María Alejandra is about to leave for the casino to have a chat with Carola. Doorbell rings and Juanita goes to get the door.
"It's a very young and very handsome man," she announces and beams.
"You didn't ask his name?"
A familiar face peaks through the door, "Señorita, tell her it's Octavio Narváez."
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Hey, I'm With The Jehovah's
Witnesses... Got A Minute To Discuss Where You'll Spend Eternity? |
Briefly, back inside the ranch house Lucia is not pleased that Ester was flirting with that illiterate farmhand. Ester confirms that she is looking for a little distraction.
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Qué Bonito Amor #79 (Mex 116-117.1) Friday 8/2/13 partial - Jantos Discovers Concho’s Secret, Mirna Gets Made, and Suz Lays Down The Law for Mama
#116/117 partial
Lo Del Pasado:
Everybody in the colonia it seems is determined to earn some extra cash to help pay for Susanito’s legal expenses, tho’ Jorge Alfredo is stuck at Concho’s bar doing a quick preparatory audit of the bar’s books in preparation for the state tax officials’ return visit.
Lo Del Nuevo:
Rodrigo and his papi, El Coloso are now on good terms and Rod’s got his first gig singing serenatas with the JNTR mariachis that afternoon. He may have skipped school to do it apparently but Col says he can’t make a habit of it since he doesn’t want his kid to be a no account dolt like his daddy. He’s got to make the family proud. Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to sing they go…..
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PEAM #104-8/2/13: What Time Is It? Time For Chucho to Grow Some Avocadoes!
Hola Manda Peeps. This recap will not be in order and I have combined some scenes to make the recap easier to read. Thanks to Julie, for "What Time Is It".
We get the bit of refried with Malvino calling Yuri and letting him know that Chucho is at Orion, seems they have wired Chucho for sound, as in his cell, computer, etc., and Yuri wants Malvino to keep a close eye/ear on Chucho. Xochi is dancing to her desk, while Susana and Mari are wondering why, oh, why is she doing that? Alma comes into work and is really sad thinking about Chucho not being at Avon anymore. Augusto is very happy Chucho made his choice to come to Orion. Alma continues to think about Chucho and goes to her office and cries. Augusto shows Chucho his new office and Aida comes in. She is very happy to be working with Chucho again. Chucho is not only the new V.P. but he gets the latest model car! Chucho is given his contract to sign and he does. Alma doesn't know why Chucho left Avon, and she cries some more. Since Chucho looks like Deputy Dawg on a bad day, Augusto asks him if he is ok. Oh, he is honkey dorey and Augusto welcomes Chucho to Orion. Hug and handshake. Aida asks Chucho if he is ok. He is. Chucho thinks of Alma and asks her to forgive him. Split screen and both are very unhappy! I just got one question? Chucho where oh where are your avocadoes?
It's lunchtime at Avon and Mari and Jess are knoshing together. They talk about Rico Sauve(Ricardo) and how Suave he is and Mari works with him too, well I gotta say, they all work and play together, don't they? Well, there is Elias too, but he's still married. What to do, What to do?
Ferny comes into work and has a little something, something for Xochi. She wants to know what and guess what it is? Anyone? That's right, diamonds are a girl's best friend, as in earrings that is. She is so exicted she is squeeing and Mari and Susana are wondering what is going on now! He also invites her over to his place this evening but she's a little unsure bout that.
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Friday, August 02, 2013
Weekend Discussion: Music Videos For Your Pleasure
Couldn't think of a topic this week, so I thought I'd round up some music videos.
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