Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Lo Que La Vida Me Robó, #67, 2/12/14: Duel on the PLAYA



It's on!


“A man may shoot the man who invades his character, as he may shoot him who attempts to break into his house.” -Samuel Johnson


An action-packed episode, amigas and amigos, with some significant movement forward ¡por fin! in our drama!  I'll skip the first refrito and get to the main action.      

Alejandro's Beach House, Agua Azul:  Victor and Alejandro discuss the meeting that Montse (actually, Gracie sending a text pretending to be Montse) proposed between Alejandro and herself.  Ever-reasonable Victor wonders if Ale is going and thinks he should--maybe Montse has something to say that will clear up Alejandro's doubts.  Ale responds that the only thing she wants is to protect José-Luis.  Victor suggests that maybe Montse wants to protect Ale himself.

Unfortunately, Ale is still on an interminable tour of duty in his own private WAR OF BITTERNESS AND IMPLACABLE RESENTMENT and (why am I even writing it since we all know what he's going to say?) talks again about how Montse and J-L tricked him, laughed at him, and how his life is hell.  It's a thorn in his manly breast.  He maintains J-L should have talked to him (Ale) man to man when he (J-L) first came to the hacienda, but Nooooo--J-L had to go and pass himself off as someone else.  Ale is upset because he confided in J-L and treated him as a friend.  And once again Alejandro declares that what makes him the most enraged is the fact that EVERYONE ELSE KNEW. 

Victor urges Ale to calm down for what must be the gazillionth time since episode 52 when the truth first came out, but, even at episode 67, Ale is still not listening and says don't tell him to be calm when an he feels like an idiot for being duped and how he can't forget what happened.  He ends the scene by declaring that only thing he can do is make J-L pay with his life for destroying Ale's.  I think he's said this before, but given that I know what's going to happen as I write, he means it even more than ever.  

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PSMA (Por Siempre mi Amor) Recap #49 (59&60) - 2/11/14- Kissin' Cousins Caught Canoodling (Well Niece and Uncle!)

RECAP by. CORAZONSALVAJE:

Oso expresses his love for Tita.

Daffne Duck and 'Za Cone'Ja (parody of Bugs) are out together when DD has to scamper since Dante awaits her (the guy is her ride home after all!)

BrunBrun is apologizing for being the pewterschmidt of a son he has been. He no longer wants a distance between them.

Art Dad and Isa enter their lovenest, their lovegrove, their snu snu shack. LET THE LOVE MAKING BEGIN!

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Mentir Para Vivir, #89, HIGHLIGHTS A photo is worth a thousand words

Yesterday I recapped by mistake Tuesday's episode (that's why you got that butchered version of Monday, but I hope I made it up to you all with that crazy hot video).
Cynderella already posted her snarktastic recap, so I won't go through all the details again; I just want to share some of the highlights, since this is an episode I quite enjoyed.


There is a new kid on the block
Ric and Mariano are in a bar, talking about the same old, same old. Ric is married, Ines is married and sick of men as of late; Ric is afraid Ines will accept the ex (who is actually still the current as far as I know) to make Alina happy; Mariano tries to cheer him up, but it’s obvious he’s just as annoyed as Viewerville is. Berenice shows up and Ric asks her if she ever talks to Alina about her father. Well, here is a bit of information worthy of a 1.01 Psychology class: when asked to draw pictures of her family, Alina either paints herself with Tito, mom and dad, or Tito, mom and Abuela Paloma – never Abuela and dad in the same drawing. How about that for some psycho-analysis? 

Jacqui just happens to be in the same place and she trips and falls in front of the bar where the guys are chatting. They jump to her rescue and offer to take her to a clinic that is not too far away.
From all the bars and all the streets in all of Hermosillo she just happens to injure her ankle in front of the very people she has to stay hidden from. Funny how that always happens in telenovelas. 

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Mentir Para Vivir #89 Tue 2/11/14 Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by a Little Girl Wearing Pony Tails


Diner:  Mariano and Ricky are having high tea as they briefly discuss the Breton marriage dissolution problem.  Ricky is upset that Oriana hasn’t been paying attention to him.  Job’s counselor, aka Mariano suggests that Oriana may not be into Ricky anymore.  Maybe after being with you, she’s turned lesbian.  He also suggests that Oriana may not want to wait ten months or longer for Ricky’s divorce to be final.  They are interrupted by Bereniece.  Ricky asks Bereniece if she has spoken with Rhodalina about visiting her father.  Yes, she did.  She’s shares that Rhodalina has been drawing pictures of a her father, mother, Tito and herself lately.  BUT, if she draws a picture with Paloma in it, the father is not included.  Ricky asks what that mean.  Bereniece doesn’t know, but she is going to discuss it with the shrink.  After the nurse leaves, Mariano is left alone to talk Ricky down from the roof.  They are interrupted by the sight of Joaquina and her clown car hair falling on the sidewalk outside of the restaurant.  They rush out to assist her up and escort her to Mariano’s free clinic so that he can examine her ankle. 
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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Lo que la vida me robó, ep. 66, Tues., 2/11/14 -- The Paranoid's Guide to the Universe: Be the Worst You Can Be.


In which: 
Alejandro gets madder and badder; 
Pedro smashes his first cell phone; 
Victor may be put out to stud; 
Josefina loses her innocence;
and Rosario is called on to avert a tragedy. 

The Peace Talks

Victor opens the door to Montserrat  and then quietly steps out of the room, leaving her alone with Alejandro.
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Que pobres tan ricos #27 Tues Feb 11, 2014 . Lupe stops Nepo and MA from trying to get to her soft spot through Emiliano. Adolfo gets home(MA and Saul see him with A-hole), Saul confronts him and he calls A-hole in panic. Mini has good news for A-hole.

Not sure where Monday ended up, I was out for the count sick on a couch and missed most of it.

MA, Lupe and Chuy have some argument about the house and the remaining balance... again! but MA won't spill the beans about how much the house is worth according to the last document.
Chuy swears to MA they will pay him the 300,000 pesos and that's it!!
Lupe and Chuy leave the room and MA starts nagging with himself about him having had the finances education and they don't know sh.... (oops! they were still just around the door and they heard him, and now they exchange the hand gesture of the number 3  ... funny it was... and MA's face of a puppy caught in the pantry was priceless)...
At Nepo's stand/store, Nepo again is using Gwendy as a relationship counselor... he keeps pessimistic about Lupe not giving him much attention and spending much time with MA. Gwendy says dont give up.  MEanwhile the guy that works for Nepo is telling Nepo about some melons they had ordered that arrived. And Nepo is laughing because they turn the joke on Gwendy(relating the melons and her bust size)... seems Nepo is trying to hook these two together... Gwendy not amused by the commentary/joking around.

Back at Fonda, Chuy very excited about the posters he had made for the lucha libre event at the Fonda grand opening. In comes Tizoc with the flyers he had made about the band concert at the fonda Grand opening. Chuy begins pulling out the cards that he maintained the family with the wrestling and the wrestling 'holds' (llaves) feeding them all along. They can’t agree so they call Lupita to decide for them. She puts her foot down, since neither of you got me any certainty/assurance for your events, either you two get to an agreement or the fonda opening will have neither wrestling or music. Tizoc and Chuy keep putting pressure on Lupita, but she gets irritated and tells them ‘you two settle it!! don’t count on me!’ and leaves in a huff.

MA scares Saul again when he gets to his car. Anyway, after another anxiety attack from MA where he showed more from his AS genes than his grandpa genes talking down of the Menchaaaacas, he asks Saul if they can stop by Adolfo’s house again. This time they are lucky to catch Adolfo arriving home… and to top it off, A-hole also gets out of the car and they realize A-hole and Adolfo are far from ‘can’t stand each other’ status. (if they only occurred to pull out their phone camera… stupid duo). Instead of getting some evidence, they argue about what they have to do as next step…
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Lo Que La Vida Me Robo, Capitulo 65. 02/10/14.


Joaquin spills the frijoles on JL's whereabouts.  His poor baby girl is dying and once she passes JL will inherit a grand fortune.  JL and Montse will then be able to enjoy all that money.  Ale puts 2 and 2 together and comes up with 586 and concludes that this is the reason Montse sent him the divorce papers.  Joaquin informs Ale that the law is no longer looking for JL.  Angelica's godmother is the sister of the Captain of the marina and she was able to get all the charges cleared.  JL was re-instated in the marina. 

JL finds out from Angelica that Montse and Ale are no longer together.  Once Ale found out about him, he threw her out.  He no longer wants anything to do with her.  JL calls Ale an idiot.  He can't believe that Montse lied to him.  What do you mean she lied to you questions Angelica.  JL says Montse lied that Ale found out about him and said that he forgave her.  Angelica wonders when he spoke with Montse.  Months ago before we got married lies JL.  JL keeps going on and on about Ale's behavior.  He asks if Ale is going to recognize his own son.  Angelica says Montse doubts he will.  JL walks away and mutters to himself if he only knew this all before.  Angelica, one of the smart ones in the bunch, finishes JL's thoughts and says you would have married her and taken care of her and her son.  JL apologizes.  You have no idea how much it hurts me to know that Montse is suffering.  Why did she marry him?  You still love her a lot replies Angelica.  Perhaps it's best not to answer that.  I don't want you to lie.  Anyways I have always known you love her.  I'm just grateful that you married me in spite of the love you have for her.  JL says what he feels for her is different, but just as intense. 

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Por Siempre Mi Amor #48 (U.S.) 2/10/14 The Past is Coming Back

Hello Everyone! Time for some Tuesday funnies:



This episode is a combination of episodes 57 and 58. I was able to see #57 online but couldn't get #58 to play for some reason. The scenes that were cut out from our U.S. version are again in italics. If anyone from Univision is reading this: STOP editing this telenovela! You're confusing the hell out of the audience.

Some scenes have been combined for my sanity.
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Mentir Para Vivir #88 Mon 2/10/14 Marilooney gives it her all and ... fails

It has come to my attention that I recapped the wrong episode last night. Because I didn't watch Friday's show and have no clue about what is happening in this tn anymore, I didn't even realize I had skipped one episode. The Friday episode is numbered 88, so that's why I made the confusion.


Here is a brief recap of what has happeend (many thanks to Vivi, who added her piece of work, too)

  • Ric and Oriana break up again, because she is not willing to wait on his divorce - regardless of that, she will still be married
  • Joaquin's daughter, Jacqui, finds out about her father's affairs from her mom, Rosa; she is shocked and upset, she wants to go to Mexico to set things straight, see what really happened; her mother warns her to be careful with Uncle Sam
  • Rosa agrees to free JL from his position, especially since he still has the CD; Sam doesn't agree with this, he wants to kill 'hem all
  • Maddy offends Cesar one more time, when he refuses to work for the real estate company; later with Ric and Piero, Cesar expresses his worry about his parents being involved in said business
  • Homero is wondering what will Joaquin's widow and his eldest daughter will do now that he's dead; will they continue the family business? also, he's thinking about asking Ruben to snoop for him
  • Ruben thinks Cesar should find out if Raquel's child is his and Cesar agrees 
  • Marilu sneaks into Rick's room while he's sleeping and dreaming about getting it on with Ori. She gets a few sleepy kisses out of him, until he wakes up, kicks her out, and runs to the shower to wash her cooties off. While he does that, she rips apart his desk and bookshelves and finds Ricky's gun. She fondled it, looking crazy, and takes it with her. (Vivi)
  • Sam asks the bodyguard to kill JL; the bodyguard tells everything to JL and asks for his protection, but JL couldn't care less - he fires the guy
  • Tony and some guy, Feliciano, talk about the way the real estate business will work: fake invoices, poor quality materials
  • Maddy doesn't want to hire Seb, she screams at Tony, putting him in his place
  • Fabi isn't feeling too great; Seb apologizes once again and asks her to marry him; she says no
  • Oriana and JL meet; she tells him he can see Alina twice a day, but first they have to convince the girl that he's not evil (Good luck with that!)

And, in the meantime, enjoy  this video some more. Seriously, EVERYONE stop what you're doing and WATCH THIS! (Televisa galans wish you a Happy Valentine's Day). This is what wet dreams are made of.

Ha, I guess I can write a long Preview for tonight's episode, but I've spoiled you enough already!
Again, I'm very sorry for the mix-up.

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Que Pobres Tan Ricos #26- 2/10/14: What Will MA Do? Nepo and Guendy Have a Chisme Fest!



Hola Amiguis! This capitulo was very fast this evening including the dialogue. I did this recap mainly from memory so if I got something wrong please let me know.

It is Day 22 of MA being in the same suit. I took off a couple days because in the beginning he changed his suit quite often, before he went on the run that is. So I think it is Day 22 of the same suit.

MA and Saul are talking about the million dollars set aside for the Menchacas. MA really wants the Menchanca's house now. Saul tries to talk him down. Look what Don Chuy has done, not only for MA but his whole family. Saul says by trying to take this house away from them, by some nefarious means, and chucking them out in the street who's to say they won't turn around and turn him into the cops? Has he thought of that. Even Lupita, what about her? She's been so kind, along with her Papa! All MA can think about is getting back everything that was taken from him, his life in Londres, etc. Saul is the voice of reason, and MA clearly is not listening. Saul even asks MA if he is willing to sell the Menchaca down the river for his own benefit? Saul also mentioned that MA would be the villian of the piece. He wants things his own way. Talk about entitled!
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Monday, February 10, 2014

TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: SANTA DIABLA -- Week of February 10, 2014

We're into últimas locuras here on SD. The bad guys are getting good, the good guys are bad and those caught between them are ending up mostly dead. Who knows what will happen this week but this is where we hash it all out.

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TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: LA IMPOSTORA -- week of February 10, 2014

You guys have been going great guns commenting on La Impostora - this is your page for this week.

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TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: THE FRONT PAGE -- La Reina del Sur, Avenida Brasil et cetera - week of February 10


Here's your page Telemundo-ites. Reina is in its last full week and oi, oi, oi, Avenida Brasil is getting really good.

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Saturday, February 08, 2014

Lo Que La Vida Me Robo #64- 2/7/14: You've Abandonded Me, Love Don't Live Here Anymore



Ahoy Amguis! I've been thinking about those of us sitting in that bunker of lowered expectations. We have made a nice accomodation for Ms Judy and Ms Fatima. They are sitting on a nice sofa with soft cushions with loosely locked arms, softly singing,  Kumbaya  and drinking chamomile to help themselves through this tumultous part of our TN. Ms Gloria is contemplating her recap for Monday, Ms Urban is working on her awesome prose, Ms NovelaMaven and Ms Elna June are having deep thoughts about these characters and thinking of a new collaboration, Ms Julia is putting her feet up and contemplating, Ms Eli is thinking of nonviolent ways to deal with Ale, Ms Elvira is thinking of the douchbaggery of Ale and how she'll deal with him next week, and me? I'm doing this recap on the fly. I have a new song for our star crossed lovers, that would be Ale and Monse, it fits their situation right now. Any subtitles you see in blue, please click on them and listen as you read the recap. Here is the second earworm for you  Love Don't Live Here Anymore. 




I am skipping the old and getting right to the new. Nadia gets tons of applause and a dozen roses and Pedro tells her to smile Stupid! I'd like to shut his stupid with a cast iron skillet. Addie comes up on the stage to tell Nadia that Monse has gone into labor.

Oh, my eyes, my eyes! Dimwit is sticking his tongue down Ginny's throat, although she doesn't seem to mind. He gets a call on his celly, it's his wifey pooh Fina, but he could care less and does more tongue calisthetics with Ginny.
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Mentir Para Vivir #87 Fri 2/7/14 Everybody’s Back To Square One Or, Redux Sucks...Er Almost!


Lo Del Pasado:

Samuel and Wife of Joquin, aka Sra. Barragan, sit through the reading of the will.  All associates/employees of The Firm, including Jose Luis, and the widowed Missus, aka the Widda Barragan, drink a toast to the Ho King's memory (and an eternity in Hell beating bongos.)  Foxy Francisco, aka JL, knowing that Ho King's daughter is now running the bidnez, explains the “agreement” he had with her daddy and fears Uncle Sam won't honor it, but then realizes she's ignorant of her dead daddy's dealings and makes a breakfast date for the morning to discuss it further.  Meanwhile Sammy tells The Missus not to trust Foxy Franky around her daughter.

Lo Del Nuevo:

2nes asks Paloma to nix the extra security for Alina.  Dr. Varonese calls to let her know that JL won back his visitation rights.  He suggests allowing Berenice to have chat sessions with Lina to help her over her trauma re: her daddy.  She says she'll tell JL.  

In Santo Domingo, JL expresses his sincerest sympathies to The Widda, introduces himself to her, and, in between rude outbursts from Big Mouth Sammy, asks if she or her daughter will be running the bidnez from now on. Sammy tries an unsuccessful blocking maneuver by telling The Widda that JL's a useless meddler who's lost money on the last two ventures he's been in charge of.  JL calls him on it.  “--If that were the case why did you authorize me to go ahead with the real estate venture?  You even sent the funds to me personally.”  “--Because Joaquin told me to.”  JL looks over to The Missus. “--No, he didn't want any part of it.” Sammy accuses him of lying.  (Viewerville gets the sense that she doesn't care for Sammy anymore than her hubby did.)  Sammy accuses JL of lying.   The Missus sizes up JL like, hey, if Sammy doesn't like this Jose Luis guy, he should be pretty ok in my book.   She tells them this isn't the place or the time to discuss it.   JL excuses himself and walks away.  Sammy keeps giving Foxy the evil eye.

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Friday, February 07, 2014

Que Pobres Tan Ricos #25, The bust with a secret... the Nopalera real estate hidden GEM... and the Mystery Grandpa Clause!

Mini and Mini Mom find the new safe in closet. Mini mom demands Mini find out the safe combination. Mini tells her there is another safe in the library shelves. Mini knows the combo for this one, Mini mom wants to open it right away, but Mini more curious as to what is in the closet one.


Saul and MA arrive at Adolfo’s, but too late, he came and went already. Saul asks MA what was his plan if he found himself face to face with Adolfo… MA stays quiet.

At fonda, Jose tells Lupe about his plans for a concert, just need some moolah. Lupe not enthused. There is no money. Perla is no help to Jose either. Lupe sends her away with a food delivery. Lupe tells him go ahead and plan something here but I can’t help you with money. Jose gets a bit deflated. Emiliano is hearing all of it from behind the wall. He hears when Lupe tells Jose she has no dreams anymore (no sueno ni con castillos de arena ‘I don’t dream even about sand castles’)

Mati keeps looking… AS is irritated at Mati looking and looking… Suddenly Mati realizes she is looking for a document (DUH!) and just like it came, it goes, she can’t remember anymore what she was looking for. LOL!

Up by attic, Lupe and Carmelita are hanging some laundry. AS comes out. We can tell Carmelita does not like AS at all. Mati comes out. And same story outside, came out looking, but already forgot what was looking for. AS looks though her boxes. AS nags and nags about not having anything decent to wear… Mati looks through a photo album. AS comes out and asks Lupe and Carme for a dry cleaners for fine clothes. Carmelita and Lupe just laugh her off, there are only Laundromats around here… AS then suggests Carmelita wash AS’s clothes… Carmelita says ‘do it yourself, it might help soften your hands…’ AS then turns to Lupe… reminds her about the good Samaritan. Lupe says she is real busy but could show/teach her how to wash by hand. AS gives in and heads to get her ‘dirty’ clothes.
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Por Siempre Mi Amor 2/7/14 US Capítulo 47

This is a recap of the show as was aired by Univision. It is a combination of the Mexican broadcast of episodes #53 and #54

Ally, Zenaida and the bikers are at the hospital waiting for news about Tita after her percance (accident.) Bruno walks in and says they are doing routine tests on Tita. He's a jerk to the bikers. Ally tries to apologize. They say they are used to it.

Ara has come to ask FeVier for help. He fusses at her for coming to see him at work. There are strict rules. He can't help her right now because he has a lot of work. Ara receives a text about Tita's accident. He tells her to go see Tita and they'll catch up later tonight at Sonia's. They kiss. (blech.) Every time he says "guapa" I want to hurl. I can't remember who said it, but I agree that it will be his downfall.

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Weekend Discussion: Mentir Para Vivir Karmageddon Awaits!

Not all of these are left, but the bad guys we have certainly have it coming. While lying is normally included on the list of crimes against Divine Law, it will not be mentioned here because everyone is guilty of that.

Muchas gracias to Adriana Noel and 5Ft Latina for filling in what I didn't catch.  Now, what do you think should happen to these evil-doers and what do you think the writers will do?

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Que Pobres Tan Ricos #24- 2/6/14: The Baby News, The Assessment and Everybody Needs a Boost Every Once In A While!



 

Hola Amguis! Tonight's capitulo was full of slangy stuff I didn't get. If I missed something please feel free to fill in. This recap of course will not be in any order, scenes have been combined for better flow, I will start with the new.

MA is eating at a seperate table, sampling a taco, and still in his smelly suit. He must reek! Nepo and Emil are at another table when Nepo invites "My Name is Mike" (MA) to his table, but MA declines. Nepo goes back to work.

Mini is so happy after her Doc's visit, cause now no pregnancy will ruin that figure of hers, she's just a goddess! Isela reminds her that Ahole could get a divorce from her for failure to produce the heir, never mind a spare! So Mini herself comes up with a plan, as some of you surmised all week, Mini will fake a pregnancy and get a bebe from somewhere like in steal one. Isela will help with faking the pregnancy results, as in the pee stick, get ultrasounds, and a Doctor in the Pocket so to speak, in other words, one that will cooperate. Onwards and upwards. Mini and Isela go to Ahole's office to see him. They are outside the office and Mini decides she will tell Ahole she had a great checkup, all systems are go, but to take some time getting preggers, cause Mini is sick to death of Ahole's prowress if you get my drift, in other words she wants a break. She'll tell Ahole that it's slow and steady that wins the race.

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Lo Que La Vida Me Robo 63 - 6 February, 2013 - Maria Plots Murder



Maria Plots Murder


“There are glances of hatred that stab, and raise no cry of murder.”
George Eliot

Maria’s Perspective
I have been reading a lot, especially on the topics of war, planning and strategy, psychology, and Mexican oil production. No, of course I am not planning an act of domestic terrorism—do not be concerned or report me to the authorities! I mean merely to make the point that I have a good parochial school education to grade 12, and I am not stupid. I am well spoken. I can read. I can think. I can plan.  
Alejandro got me an iPad when we went on our trip and I had a lot of time to myself. Ale wasn’t feeling quite himself on our travels, so, with my new credit cards—Bless you, Alej!—I downloaded a bunch of books from Amazon and sat by the pool and studied. I asked him for suggestions on the topics I mentioned earlier and he absent-mindedly suggested Sun-Tzu’s “The Art of War”, Machiavelli’s  ‘The Prince’, and some books on psychology. I found my own books on the history of the Pemex pipelines.  
I am not worried about Ale’s grouchiness. To tell the truth, he has always been a moody man. But, he is MY moody man, and I have always been able to cheer him out of his sulks in the past—I can do it again. Nothing has really changed. I just have to continue to be patient. And to plan.
I am not crazy, you know.  I have not lost touch with reality. I know that Alejandro had his reasons for marrying that vaca rubia Montserrat. But they were stupid reasons. I TOLD him he was not going to fit in with the rich idiots in Aguazul by marrying one of their princesses. His life was meant to be on the Hacienda, with me. Believe me, I reminded him of that many times on our long trip!
I will admit, at first, I acted impulsively and perhaps unwisely when La Rubia came to Hacienda Almonte. When Tio Juventino said that La Rubia was a problem. I agreed. When he suggested that she be removed from the scene, I thought that this made sense. What, should I just watch while I see a rattlesnake make a den in the home of my mate? Por supuesto que no! I grew up on the rancho and I have common sense. On the Hacienda when you see a rattlesnake, you kill it on the spot. 

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