Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Lo Imperdonable #81 Tue 9/8/15 Virginia gets revenge

For the record, Princess Juju and Eli are one and the same!

Here we go:

We pick up where we left off last night, crazy Marty corners Ginny and goes off on her, like it's her fault that he came up with a crazy plot to marry a woman to make her suffer- he seems to forget that that was ALL him. Anyhoo, Marty just gave Ginny the best wedding gift ever! Because if she's going down in flames, she's not going alone.

Marty stays behind in the garden and Ginny slithers back into the house, and she drops the bombshell, she tells Veronica that in the interest of honesty there's something she should know: Martin married her because he wanted revenge for Demetrio's death. He had decided to marry her before he even met her. Veronica throws the glass she was holding against the wall with such force that we know the depth of her anger. Marty is going to have a very bad night. Ginny pulls a Judas and kisses Vero on the cheek, then she strolls away, she's probably on her way to kill kittens and burn orphans.
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Yo No Creo En Los Hombres #41 Tue 9/8/15: Hit The Road Jack! Or Something Like That


Max and Maria Doloris’s seriously dating has put a serious dent in the evening’s epicurean event.  Max’s parents tell Maria Doloris and family that they’re totally opposed to having Max become seriously involved with a scheming criminal like her.  Esperanza and Max both defend her and her daughters’ upbringing and fight the accusations once again as baseless.  They leave with their heads held high.  Max tells Alma and Claudio they had no right to humiliate decent people like that.  Claudio insists they’re not so decent, really. 

Claud goes off on Alma for not telling him ahead of time about their son.  She begs off saying if Maleny hadn’t just shown up with the news she might have had a chance.  He tells Leo and Clara that he’s not upset with their relationship and it can continue.  Clara says nope: love me, love my dog--and all its fleas.  Thanks but no thanks!

Doris drops by while Ari is dripping venomous veracities all around Orlando about Isela dumping him for her boss.  She snubs Ari who tries to make a dinner date with her.  She takes Orly by the hand and tells him he’s a turd for believing Ari’s trash talk instead of enjoying his honeymoon.  Ise spent the night at her place—NOT with her boss!     
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Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #11 Tue 9/8/15 (Mex 13) Mistaken Identity

Ah, Fiorella, stop dreaming.  No, wait, don't stop dreaming, we need more swoony stuff!

"Gianna!  Why are you telling everyone we came from Italy?!"  Uh, she's kidding, right?  Gianna's proud of herself for making up a great story on the fly, but Fiorella instructs her in the fine art of lying…keep it simple!  They're just the daughter's of an old employee of Pedro's, that's all.  Simona comes in with a stack of bed linens and even some sleepwear, since they lost their luggage.  And a cute uniform for Fi, and some extra clothes, since she knew they wouldn't have any.  As she offers Fi dinner and says she'll bring some fruit and tea by later, Gianna is curling up on the bare mattress and has conked right out.  Simona thinks she and Fi will get along just fine!  Sure, as long as you don't push her over too hard!  I'm disappointed we won't see the attempt to get the bed made around the sleeping Gianna.

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Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Lo Imperdonable #80 Mon 9/7/15 Virginia channels Lenny Bruce (Deny! Deny! Deny!)


Where we left off on Friday –
- Ana Perla has just shocked her family, though not the Patio, by falling in a dead faint. 
- Botel has called Virginia's bluff, offering an ambulance and a medical work-up for her latest attack of the vapors.
- All the extras have left the church.
- Unbeknownst to Salma, the priest has arranged for the food from the cancelled reception to be distributed to local soup kitchens. 

Now the new stuff – 
Salma worries that they may have made the wrong decision.  Is Botel sure that Virginia is going to be okay?  Botel is wearing his usual aggressively plaid shirt, so we know he's not a guy to mince words:  

Señora, si de verdad se sintiera muy mal, hubiera aceptado ir al hospital.
(Madam, if she really felt very ill, she would have agreed to go to the hospital.)

Virginia herself seems bored with that particular tragedy queen routine.  She already told them an ambulance wasn't necessary.  Sheesh!
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Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #10 Mon 9/7/15 (Mex 11-12) Fiorella, I love you!


Dante, on horseback, has poor Gianna at his mercy but we are made to go back inside the Big House at El Rancho Los Angeles (ERLA) to witness the aftermath of Eloisa’s dressing down of Sonia about her “convenient” miscarriage.

“You aren’t man enough to protect me from the witches in this family!”  screams Sonia as she confronts Osvaldo in their bedroom.  Osvaldo is decidedly not supportive, mimicking her manner of speech and even telling Sonia she asks for it!  Sonia sits down heavily on the bed and asks Osvaldo why he ever got interested in her.  Ah, don’t start, he replies.  Sonia deserves an answer:   she dropped her career for him!  He sees this differently as well:  SHE dropped her career because she got pregnant and even implies this was meant to entrap him.  Sonia splays her hands helplessly.  He died!  You remember how it happened!  He died.  Osvaldo finally seems to connect to Sonia’s pain and is silent.

Russian, one of Dante’s security dudes, has Gigi in his office.  Multi-display monitors show feeds from closed circuit cameras placed around the ranch.  Gigi is breathless and tearful as she tells Russian that Pedro asked her and her sister to come to Rancho Los Angeles.  Russian calls Dante on the walky talky and he orders Russian to hold her until the police arrive.  Gigi begs to be let go to find her sister.  She tells him she feels very badly and dizzy because of her illlness.  Russian doesn’t believe her and tells her to stop lying and complaining!

We cut briefly to a frantic Fiorella, crying and screaming Gianna’s name.  She is distraught:  they have her because she brought her here!
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Monday, September 07, 2015

Yo No Creo en los Hombres #40 Lunes, 9/7/15


Chapter 40: Puppetmasters

Isela told Ho-sefa to forget the revenge. Claudio had terminated their relationship and her employment. He was going back to his wife and suggested that she marry Orlando. Ho-sefa couldn't believe her daughter would do this to her. Isela said she loved her but could not do what she demanded. She was going to marry Orlando because she loved him and wanted him to be the first man in her life. She should have said that ages ago. But Ho-sefa said she would take care of things. Isela realized that meant trouble.
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Amores Con Trampa #115 and #116 Monday & Tuesday 9/7/15 and 9//8/16

Looks like Esteban is getting a little anvil action early. And dare I make a conjecture? Will Maria and Rocio save them all?

Maria tells Jacinto and Susana that she is going to forgive Facundo. They are thrilled.

Unfortunately, when Maria goes to meet with Facundo La Pantera has got him in a compromising position. It’s horse crap. No, literally. She stepped in horse crap. (I believe Fac later called it calabaza de caballo) He chases after Maria. He falls and gets run over by a burro.

Meanwhile in the DF, Rocio has returned. She had been staying at the boutique. Carmen, studying in the Carmona dining room sees the homecoming from the window. She runs right over to the Velascos and tells Rocio that Maria has left for the country and it’s all Rocio’s fault. Florencio decides maybe he and Isa better cancel the trip to his rancho.

Pelancha is glued to the set and tonight’s episode of AI3. The doorbell rings. Feli sarcastically tells her he’ll get the door, don’t get up. Clueless, Pelancha thanks him and tells him to be careful. There have been a lot of assaults in the neighborhood. It’s Francis. [There goes the Francis Free episode streak...Where is Diego?] Francis wants to go to the movies with Feli. The last thing Feli wants to do is go to the movies with Francis.

Jacinto and Susana are on a hunger strike because Maria didn’t get back together with Fac. Maria sends them off to their rooms. Humilde hears a car. Perpetua thinks maybe it’s Fac and Maria says not to let him in. It’s Carmen and Rocio. Rocio heard about Maria’s problems with Fac. She insists that none of this is Fac’s fault.

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TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: BAJO EL MISMO CIELO, EL SEÑOR DE LOS CIELOS 3, AVENIDA BRASIL, etc – week of September 7, 2015


Hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend!  Welcome back to a new week in TelemundoLand.

El Señor de los cielos 3 is in últimos capítulos.

Señora Acero 2 will take over the 10pm/9C slot on September 22, God help us, according to a recent on-air promo.

And you thought El Talismán was crap?


Preciosa Perla, a critically acclaimed Brazilian novela that deb and Anita have been following, airs from 12-2pm/11a-1pmC.

Celia, the novela based on the life of the incomparable Cuban singer Celia Cruz, continues to tantalize us with promos promising a premiere muy pronto.  Let’s all keep our fingers crossed.

Avenida Brasil continues at 8pm/7C.

D.C. La Biblia Continúa premieres on Sunday, September 13 at 9pm/8C.  Will this one bump into Bajo el mismo cielo?  If you know, please speak up!

For now, the star of the lineup, at least for us, Bajo el mismo cielo, continues to occupy the 9pm/8C slot, drawing comments and mini- and not-so-mini- recaps as well as perceptive and provocative comments from the Telemundo corner of the Patio.  

It Happened One Night ... and Then Another Night ...


Special thanks to deb and Novelera for their splendid recaps and to SpanProf, Juanita and Floridia for adding perspective and depth to our experience of this singular novela.  Welcome to commenters Marvybaby11, Natalie L, Susan Ryan!  We’re very glad to see you around here.  (I apologize if I’ve overlooked anyone.  Just tell me and I’ll happily add your name to the honor roll.)


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La Vecina- Highlights and Discussion #55-59 Sept. 7-11

I hope everyone is enjoying the Labor Day holiday! Here's the discussion post for this week's La Vecina.

jlk said: "I think I'm enjoying this show too much."

I say: I don't think you can enjoy a show too much :-) This certainly is entertaining!

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¿Qué nos cuenta, Caray, Caray!? (September 7 2015)

Hola Carayites!

This week on Caray, Caray!...
We're getting an education in Italian in the 6pm hour with Muchacha Italiana Viene A Casarse.

Jarifa made her "above-the-fold" recapper debut on Amores con Trampa which happens to be coming to a close in a few weeks.  There are 3 openings on the recapping team for Antes Muerte Que Lichcita, the Maite-Perroni-powered replacement.

AuntyAnn debuted on Lo Imperdonable last week, to rave reviews.

Yo No Creo En Los Hombres continues to intrigue viewers and La Vecina brings sweetness and light to the afternoons on Univision.

The Telemundo y Mas post is buzzing with talk about Bajo El Mismo Cielo and another recent start, Preciosa Perla.  You can also chat about El Señor de los Cielos 3, Avenida Brasil y mas.


Here's the news we have about proximas...
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Sunday, September 06, 2015

Antes Muerta Que Lichita-Index

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Saturday, September 05, 2015

Yo No Creo En Los Hombres 39 Fri 9/4/15: Lovin' "Em and Leavin' 'Em Ain't What It Used To Be

Parte 1~



Maleny sees the diamond heart necklace la lindita de Doris is swinging in front of windshield of Mal’s sports car.  “That locket is mine.  Where’d you get it?”  Doris teases Mal a bit longer and says “--I was all sweaty and stark naked one afternoon  when Ari gave it to me as thanks for giving him something you obviously couldn’t.”  Mal attempts to slap the crap outta Dori but she’s too quick for our favorite ritch b!tch.  Dori grabs Mal’s wrist with one hand and slaps the crap outta Mal instead. “—This is what you deserve for two-timing a man like Max!!”  Mal says she wasn’t dating Max at the time.  (Liar, liar, pants on fire!) “--And anyway, I doubt Ari did that; he wouldn't go to bed with you.  You'd give him the plague [also "curse", a smell/stink--your choice]!”   “—You’re trash, Maleny!” Doris says if I’d stayed quite before it was because of Orlando, but since anything goes now, I sure hope you don’t mind it when Max finds out that you were consoling yourself with Ari.  “—Open your mouth and you and Ari will be together—but together in the clink!”  Doris throws the necklace at Mal and starts off down the street, head held high.  (Viewerville does a quick end zone tippy toeing two-step.)
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Lo Imperdonable #79 Fri 9/4/15 The Unveiling Of The Bride

Happy Labor Day Weekend Everyone! 

Wow, what an episode!

We begin with Vero on the phone with Mati. Vero enlists Mati in "Plan Unmask (or in this case Unveil) Ginny" and wants her to gather up all the letters and photos. Vero wants to use them against Virginia and clear her own name. Mati is more than willing to help out. Vero warns her to be careful with Virginia because she's capable of the worse.

Over at the San Telmo offices, Marty is pouring out his heart to Botel. Marty was blinded by his desire for revenge and refused to listen to his heart. Now he doesn't know if Vero will forgive him. We now hear some wise advice from Botel "In order to find forgiveness, one has to forgive themselves." he tells Marty. "Will you be able to forgive yourself for causing Vero so much pain?" Botel asks Marty. "I don't know, you can't even imagine the pain that I feel for all that I have made her suffer, and now I don't know if I will lose her forever." Marty replies. 

"I see dead people."

At the PC mansion, Mati turns the corner of the hallway leading to Virginia's room and stops dead in her tracks when she sees the Viper herself standing at her door with Mariana. Mariana had been telling Virginia her plans about moving to Paris to get over Pablo dumping her. When Virginia notices Mati's presence, she rudely dismisses Mati telling her to get lost. Mariana leaves as she makes a rude face at Mati. 

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Friday, September 04, 2015

Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #9 Fri 9/4/15 (Mex 10) Strangers in Paradise?


Once she gets his dirty drift, Fifi tells Fabio off!  How dare he!  She wouldn’t go with him for a million Euros!  She makes him get up and leave her table!  Lordo! (Gross)  Maleducato!  (Rude)

Sergio and Julieta advocate for Roxana but Granny stands firm.  Roxana has gone too far: trying to seduce Gael, she dresses like a tramp; she made a drunken fool of herself in front of the prospective business associates and disrespects her in her own house! 

In an adjoining room, Federica, who helped fan the flames of this fire with the picture she posted of Gael helping Roxana with her button, suggests Gael go to defend Roxana.  Granny Eloisa likes a firm and decisive man, like  Pedro.  It will earn him brownie points!  Gael goes right to the task.  Granny ain’t having it and asks Gael if he has a cognitive disability:  No second chances!  Roxana is through.  Just then Roxana rolls into the living room with her suitcases and is still flippant until Granny tells her that her credit cards will be cancelled!  Roxana can’t believe it.  Granny doesn’t care and wishes her luck in her new life.  Maybe she can get a job being a stripper!  This finally wipes the smirk off Roxy’s face.  Gael, Sergio, Osvaldo, Sonia and Julieta look on helplessly as Roxy leaves.  Sergio thinks they should’ve tried harder.
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amores con trampa 114. sep 4 2015. need last minute relay

Folks. The moving is taking way more time than I anticipated. Right now I have no way to watch or recap tonights episode. Could someone help me just for tonight?

 

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Yo No Creo En Los Hombres, Capitulo 38 Thu 09-03-2015, : No one's going down without a fight

Max goes to speak to Ivana about MD’s case. Dan takes great pleasure in pointing out that he’s now in charge at Ivana’s office…”but only if I’m not here,” Ivana reminds him, strolling up and bursting his self-important bubble.

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Lo Imperdonable #78 (Tel #79) Thu 9/3/15 The big reveal in 3...2...1.... but why does it all have to be so random?



A little bit of what happened yesterday
Jorge is dividing his fortune, giving Emi the biggest portion, because he will be in charge of the company, too. Veronica refuses to take any money, but Jorge won’t hear of it. After the men leave, Virginia attacks Veronica, accusing her of being after the money – why else would she accept, if she already has a gold mine? Vero gives back as good as she receives, but poor Virginia doesn’t have a rich husband, so she’s only looking after herself. Salma defends Virginia, obviously, and Vero warns her that she will one day be sorry to have protected this alacran (scorpion).
They continue to exchange insults until Jorge comes back to invite everyone (and Martin) to lunch. Vero has to pass, though, she and hubby are leaving for Cancun, for their belated honeymoon.

At the hospital Pablo and his mom talk about his therapy. She wants to know as much as possible about the treatments, so she can help. Pablo is still holding onto AP’s ring, he misses her every day and dreams about her every night. And no, he can’t resign himself – that would be worse than death. Mom thinks that AP’s family will never forgive him, and neither will AP, because he lied to her and who can blame AP under the circumstances?
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Thursday, September 03, 2015

Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #8 Thu 9/3/15 (Mex 8-9)

Benito lays a wet one on Fiorella and gets a slap for his trouble. She asks if he's gone crazy and she storms out. Vito arrives and asks the same thing. And then wonders about the ragazza Benito was kissing. Benito denies he was kissing a ragazza...so of course Vito asks if maybe Benito was kissing a ragazzo. Benito denies that too and says the girl was just a friend.

Eloisa holds court. She is ready modify the leadership in the company. The new leader of the company shall be...

WAIT ABUELA!! Pedro comes running in. He had a few complications that held him up, but he's here now. He butters her up with blue orchids.

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Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #7 Wed 9/2/15 Pedro is terribly unlikable

Good morning patio peeps, here goes your recap! It's gonna have to be quick because I'm short on time!

 I'm going to skip the old and get to the new, but let me just add that if  anyone called my significant other "incompetent and mediocre", well, let's just say someone would be in need of some serious medical care.

Fifi gets bad news:

The doctor at the hospital has informed her that Gigi must get proper medical care, she needs to continue with her treatment and she needs to live some where calm, with fresh air- if Fifi does not take decisive action Gigi will die! Fifi has no money to take Gigi anywhere but the doctor tells her she must act!

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Yo no Creo En Los Hombres Capitulo 37 Wed 9/2/15

Attention: Due to me returning to school my writing schedule may change. Sometimes I may just put up highlights or a discussion page. The school year is just 4 months long ( So it ends around January)  but in exchange there is more pressure put on us.  Now without further ado :

(Some scenes may have been merged out of context.)

We return back to the glorious Max&MD kiss but this time there no bags dropped.  MD refuses the kiss due to her doubts about being pregnant with Dan.  Max says that there is absolutely no problem with that because he loves everything about her.


Speaking about  slimes Ursula thanks the almost drunk Dan about accepting Arango to work with Dan as his assistant in the company.  But that is going to be hard with Ivana floating around and for no reason can she learn the truth.  Dan believes that just a simple apology could solve their problem but Ursula correctes him quickly that this just ain't gonna work Slimeboy!  Dan says that he doesn't have any other choice   but Ursula proposes him to make MD pregnant and take her baby but make no mistake, I did not say that you lovebirds could get back together.  With this the family will salvage itself  from adopted outsiders and keep the fortune in blood.

Claudio  sat in the bedroom somewhat disturbed thus Alma comes for disaster control. Claudio tells her that he and Max will support Orlando during the investigation. Alma is pithed because now Leo will return to that nasty town once again OH NO! She also cannot believe that Claudio is inviting these same folks for dinner when she has heard Julian mentioning the provoked accident. Claudio calms her down saying that the investigators will dig out the needle out of heifers and Leo is now working in his office anyway.  This is  the  last time they are hosting a dinner for the poor folks says Claudio ( As the recapper waves his head around in a loud "Nah". Lesson: Do not trust any promises or deals until the Fin rolls.)

Dan laughs at his mommy dearest for believing that MD would let it all happen without a fight. And he doubts that Ivana would accept it as he pleads Claudia, the maid for a new bottle to waste ( Let's hope it has anthrax in it. Not the rat poison because Dan is most likely has  an immunity to it) . Ursula thinks otherwise, many women raise kids that are out of marriage and Ivana is no different.
The same Ivana is observing a cradle that was supposed to fit her now aborted child and begins sobbing uncontrollably as Susana is watching close by . Ivana at least did not break the cradle, that would be a darn shame.



Claudio has apparently phoned Isela but he has to go now cause ya know my wife is waiting for me in bed Yack! Isela tells him to  take care.  Josefa is hearing it all by laughing with her tongue of dirt and seems to be proud over Isela's charming prowess because now Claudio 's interest in her widened over just being bed company.  Isela agrees but it almost fell apart due to Julian nicking in her buisness but she has fixed that. But too darn bad that Claudio did not fire him because his sons would riot on the streets "Injustice!, Injustice!, Injustice!" .  Isela will also have to support seeing Leo at work but Josefa tells her that it aint so bad because with her charm Isela could beg Claudio to fire her and buy her a nice new apartment! Isela doubts it because if Claudio discovers that Josefa was behind Leo's accident , there will be no benefits for Josefa other than a cold fridge.


Speaking of Julian, he has just had his fancy dinner with Jenny. She tries to comfy all up but instead they have a cute dance.  I couldn't get much what Julian was saying but he still treats Jenny as a friend. A morning later he goes out to work but not before Vermin taunting him that he may have done something else than dining. Plus MD and Max were a bit busy last night. Honoria says that MD was just paying Max for his services.


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