Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Por ella soy Eva #36 9/5/12: The Party Episode- The Old Dogs, The Slumber and Beach Parties!

Ah, hello all- we start off listening to the old dogs conversations about a party and how there will be plenty of yummy, young girls in attendance.

Helena kisses Lalito goodnight over the telephone.  Helena invites Eva to sleep in her large bed, for the impromptu slumber party. I love the" que, que- what?”

Fernando's house-
Marsela says that with two salaries we can pay our bills much faster than before. What a blessing in this economy, oh I forgot; we are talking about the Neanderthal.  Fernando wants to take over the finances, Kevin gets his cell phone that is for emergencies and it’s not a toy, yeah, now she is the best mom in the world. Last week he needed her at home when he came from school, teenagers, Fernando then complains that Marsela is wasting money.  The only thing that this man does is sleep, eat and complain.

Back at Helena's
Eva is in heaven, she is staying at Helena’s but she can’t sleep with her-she snores, she talks in her sleep and Lucero lets out such a belly laugh.  (At times she is like the audience finding it hard to contain herself. - Lol) she just can't sleep with Helena! she walks in her sleep, etc. Helena won't take no for an answer, it's settled? She will share the bed with Helena.

Playa Mayagua- Rebeca was enjoying her meal just a little too much, Antonia points out that its too cholesterol laden and she will ask for fruit or something lighter. Rebeca points out that by not eating Antonia will insult the natives.
Uh oh, Pluto has been there two times, not just once and Antonia starts eating.

At the old dog party-Adriano is MUY -impactado, Paola is his friend Jesus' daughter. Karma is wonderful!

Fernando is complaining about Kevin's cell phone. According to him Marsela can't do anything right, it was a surprise that he was not included in.  He is too young for a phone, its counterproductive. Marsela feels that she will know where he is. (I do agree with Fernando, let me get my head examined because he will use the cell phone to lie and say that he is somewhere that he isn’t.) Kevin seems sneaky.  Kevin is on the phone with someone saying that he can add him to his contacts and to let him know when he gets "something" please don't let it be drugs.

Back at the party- oh Jesus is just so proud of his scank of a daughter. Adriano looks like he has seen a ghost. Of course Paola knows him Uncle Adr.  After I finished rolling my eyes at this scene, I don't like to see this actress speak, there is something odd about her mouth. Jesus’ young chippie, Ximena who comes over to the conversation and they walk away to mingle with the other guests.
Adriano is not happy.

Pluto is calling Rebeca; oh he has left several messages. She finally answers. The place (Playa Mayagua) is a pigpen but the food isn't too bad. How does that make sense?  Rebeca needs to speak to Pluto to clear something up.  Pluto wants to know- what does Rebeca know. He has to wait until tomorrow.

Back to the slumber party- Eva tells about missing her Belisario and being a widow and not undressing in front of anyone but him, and Helena compares her feelings to Eva's. She too feels like a widow and that she will not be with Juan anymore.  He is always in her dreams; he is the love of her life. He will always remain in her heart.  The rest of this scene was too funny- you are not going to take off your makeup.  No, she can't in case of an emergency. Eva had something on her eyebrow and screamed and ran into the bathroom.

Back at the party- the lovebirds are arguing as to why Paola didn't share that Jesus was her father.  Seriously, who cares?  Adriano was treating Paola like a hot potato.
But Jesus toasts him. Yuck!!  Another eye rolling scene for me.

A night gowned and stocking wearing Juan is in the bathroom saying that he can no longer go on with this farce and goes to Helena's bed.  Helena wakes up and Juan tells her that Eva doesn't exist.  Is this a dream? Camil is singing in the background.  Helena was sure that Juan was alive.  He explained why he had to invent Eva.  Helena is ecstatic. Juan tells her that he loves her, adores her, they kiss, the bedroom gets ready to explode and then I knew it!!!  Juan was daydreaming!
Helena checks on Eva, she's taking too long in the bathroom and Helena is getting sleepy,

OMG- Eva has a green mask on. A mask that her/his 80 something aunt wears and she looks like she is 25. I’d like several gallons of that cream. This concoction has been in the family for generations.  She doesn't know about Ponds cold cream and the likes because she is from the north.
Poor Eva is trying to take a cover and keeps disturbing Helena's sleep.  Eva sleeps on the floor.

Playa Mayagua - a local man says that the natives have their support in this project and will do anything for Helena Moreno. Rebeca is thrilled at the mention of Helena's name. She complains about getting bitten by the mosquitoes, etc.
Rebeca tries to tempt Antonia to eat the decadent breakfast but this time Antonia stands her ground!

Helena wakes up and looks for Eva, she slips into the bathroom and the toilet seat is up and the towel is soaked. Was a man here? Que the heck! She asks Eva already dressed  and serving breakfast  and Helena asks about the toilet seat being up and the soaked towel. Again another family member story, her Uncle Ochente. She blames leaving the bathroom like that lets her feel like her husband is still alive.  She is careful not to wet her goodies.  Helena loves having Eva around. I am sure that the feeling is mutual.

Helena is visiting Lalito and Eduardo calls for Helena.  He makes sure that Helena brings Lalito home from school. Helena keeps her word and while dad recuperates Lalito stays there. He is a strong outpatient!  He yells for Silvia to change yesterday's water.  She is a better woman than I, because he would have been wearing said water!

Mimi meets Eva and warns her to be careful staying with Helena because she can get caught. Yes, she/ he shaved.  My goodness, how much Avon do these blue dresses buy?  They ask for everything but they are slow to pay. Oh no, here comes Adriano.

Playa Mayagua- Antonia is bothered that Pluto has been there 2 times already.  Of course Rebeca has time to take a quick swim in her itsy bitsy bikini, before they lave, be strong Antonia, and don’t give up!!

Adriano and Mimi get into it again.  Why is she at his place of business? She is Miss not Mrs., hard head.  She isn't bothering anyone. The blue dresses agree.  He doesn't want Mimi there; Mimi is trying to a make an honest dollar as she puts her money into the bank of her bra.  She has been summoned to Adriano's office. Mimi is delighted.  Mimi is making strides!

Helena's office-they discuss Helena's plan for Lalito and a meeting to get information from Antonia about Playa Mayagua.  Eva goes to make the arrangements and in walks Pluto without knocking.  Eva doubles back

Adriano's office- he starts yelling at Mimi about her coming into his place of business without permission and ends up asking for men's products.  Mimi” indiscreetly" asks why does he have such a youngster as your girl?? Adriano tells her to butt out of his personal business.  Adriano tries on a little of the cream.  I could not stop laughing.

Pluto is shoveling his crap that he is there being supportive in Helena's personal life, blah, blah, blah.  He just admires Helena. Then he brings up again how his wife has changed, she's distant, etc.  Yeah right!

Lucia is having problems with her Mauricio.  They will talk later.  In the elevator Eva tells Lucia that no man is worth crying about and the three gals break into song.

Antonia is back.  The couple missed each other and in walks Rebeca.  The girls shared a taxi. Antonia asks Pluto about the two times that has was there.  Antonia wants to know what is going on, he told her that he was there only once?

 We will find out tomorrow at 7:55

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Refugio Para el Amor #107 Wed 9/5/12 Lots Going On, But It's All Talk and No Action, (Except Some Signatures)


Recap by Anita


Lo de Ayer
Luci is at the funerario finishing the very emotional conversation with Pato on the phone.
L.  I’m so sorry we have all ended up hurt by this situation.  The last thing I wanted is for you (formal, plural ustedes) to be suffering. 
P.  Really, it matters to you that I am suffering?
L.  Of course.  I would never do anything that could hurt you (she used the familiar, singular tu).
P.  Nor I.  Never forget, I would give my life for you.

In this emotional moment, Pato essentially is declaring his love for her.  This sentiment is not lost on Luci and she’s not sure what to say—and is certainly glad they are not having this conversation face-to-face or on Skype, because her face says it all. 

Lo de Hoy
En Het Het—Ariche has come to see Magda and Paz, who are working on pots and talking, just as a man arrives to install a phone in Paz’s house.  She gets all discombobulated because she didn’t order the phone and hopes she isn’t expected to pay for it.  The installer says orders are orders and he has one for a phone for here.  And no, she doesn’t have to pay.  Dear, dear, where to put it.

Luci returns to find the telephone installed.  When Luci says she wasn’t the one who ordered the phone, they speculate.  It was probably her pa; it had to be a good person, a gentleman, so of course it must be Luci’s papá.  Ariche says it would be better to keep quiet about the phone or it’s likely they’ll end up as a branch of the funerario.  They laugh and try the phone.  The phone is dead.

Luci goes back to the funeraria to call Claudio.  Norma tells her that Lic. Linares is at the TL offices to make arrangements for the legal, or official signing [firma de sesión de derechos], handing over the property dictated by the verdict.  She tells her that Linares left Luci an open airline ticket and a hotel reservation in case she wants to accompany him to the meeting the next day.  Luci changes the subject to the matter of the telephone.  Yes indeed, it was her papá that ordered it to be put in.  Norma mentions again the importance of tomorrow’s meeting for her father, in case she wants to be there.  It shows in Luciana’s face that it’s the last thing she wants to do.  She says no.

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Amor Bravío #21 (Uni 16) Tue 9/4/12 Driving Miss Camila




Viviana’s Place
Camila recounts finding “El Vato” swimming in his skivvies.  Viviana tells her she may as well face it.  Camila’s more attracted to him than she’d care to admit. 

Alonsssso’s Attack

Alonsso’s just getting started with la ramera when he passes out.  He doesn’t pass “GO”, but she collects her $200.  Well, maybe not but she does clean out his wallet.  HAHAHA.  To her credit, she does tell the front desk on the way out that the dude in 210 is out cold.  The front desk clerk finds Alonsso sprawled on the floor.  He instructs the front desk to call La Cruz Roja lest he die on their watch.  He checks his wallet for ID and sees that he’s been cleaned out.  He calls the Malquerida office and speaks to Natalia, telling her Alonsso’s in trouble. 

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Abismo de pasión #123 9/4/12: The News Spreads—Gabino Took A Bullet In The Head and Damian’s The Shooter




La Ermita Health Center – The Drama Unfolds
Ingrid has really lost it. In a voice shrill with hysteria, her face busted and bruised, bloody lip and side curls drooping she begs E. Tovar, M.D. to make sure that Gabino  Mendoza dies of his gunshot wound to the head. No, she is not kidding. With Gabino alive she will have no peace…Edmundo naturally thinks she is just upset. HIS Ingrid doesn’t mean this. He cannot just let Gabino die. He is a doctor and besides, it is better for Damian if Gabino doesn’t die. Ingrid twists the meaning of his reply, “Oh, so Damian is more important to you than I am”! As Edmundo tries to calm the ranting woman, she pulls away and says, “Don’t touch me, I want to be alone”. Edmundo leaves her twitching in some waiting room at the hospital.

In Dr. Tovar’s Office Paloma and Quique have THE News
In Dr. Tovar’s office, Paloma sits anxiously. Heaven forefend that she should be working when Dr. Tovar is off on some emergency. Enrique comes in and they have a sweet conversation. She is excited to be having this baby, even thought her grandmother thinks she is making all the wrong decisions. Enrique tells her not to worry; as far as he is concerned the baby IS his. He offers to make a real go of it as a couple and kisses her gently on the lips—as Gael walks in.

Gael is shocked but when QuiQue says that he and Paloma are an item, he tells Paloma that he hopes she finds what she has been looking for. She is happy with her man, she claims for the first time in a long time. Enrique tells Gael they are expecting a child. Gael is muy upset.

Gael looks like someone smacked him upside the head with a wet burrito. He doesn’t believe it.  She is not in love with Enrique. She is too! Paloma snaps and he should not forget it again! He congratulated the happy couple and gives them his news—Damian has shot Gabino!

Carmina Gets the News
Carmina runs into Delores right as she is leaving for the Health Center to be with Elisa. Lolita tells Carmina that her FRIEND, her ASSOCIATE or her BELOVED Gabino Mendoza was shot in the head by Damian.

The News Travels to Horacio’s Shed
Alfonsina pays Horacio a visit and accuses him of shooting Gabino. Horacios smiles when he asks if Gabino is dead, but the Black Widow says that he is in grave condition at the Health Center. Well, demands Alfie, if it wasn’t you then who shot him?  Calm down, Horacio tells her. The matter is out of Alfonsina’s hands.


Elisa Visits Damian In Jail and Gets Some Completely Different News

Elisa asks Damian how he is doing and he says very well, thanks for coming. (Really, Damian? You are very well?) Elisa says she came because he shouldn’t be alone. He says the lawyer is taking care of everything. They begin to talk about his upcoming nuptials. He doesn’t want to lie in front of God, be married in the Church to a woman he doesn’t love—He is doing it for duty, nothing else. Then you are being manipulated by Flo and your Mother.

Elisa asks why and Damian comes out with the whole story. He is not sorry. He did it for Elisa, to save her inheritance of the greenhouses.  The only way his mother would not take legal action against Elisa’s for her debt—was if Damian met Alfonsina’s condition. One, he had to stay in La Ermita and Two, he had to marry Florencia in the church. Now there is some fine hand porn as these two touch through the bars of the jail cell.

Now they go back and forth about how he is happy to help her and his friends. She calls him a fool. He tells her that she lied about being in love with Gael. He tells her to go and be happy with Gael. Elisa is crying and when Damian asks why she grabs him though the bars and pulls him to within kissing distance.  Elisa tells him—Because right now, my whole heart and soul are with him…AANNDD the door opens behind her as Flo comes into the jail cell area. Elisa leaves and Flo thanks her for coming. Damian fights back tears as he calls, “Adios, Elisa”.

Back At The Health Center There Is More News For Alfonisna
Alfonsina enters and asks Dr. Tovar how Gabino is . He is alive but grave. Alfie cuts to the chase, in Edmundo’s best medical opinion, Will Gabino live? Edmundo reiterates that once the specialist sees Gabino they will know more. It is possible, but there is no saying how his cognitive functioning will be. There are many documented cases of a patient recovering from a gunshot wound to the head.

Alfonsina want to know who shot Gabino. It was your son, Edmundo replies. No, no…Alfonsina faints to the floor.

At The Jail
Florencia says she noticed that Damian and Elisa seemed to be having a MOMENT when she came into the cell.  Elisa was crying and very close to you…Damian says he is very anxious in the jail. Flo says she is there to support him.

Damian breaks the news that he thinks that, given the circumstances, they had best cancel the upcoming Church wedding and celebration. Flo is a bit menacing as she replies that it is a shame, many people are counting on the outcome of their marriage. He apologizes and acts the part of the perfectly supportive wife. Don’t worry, Flo croons, what is important is YOU, Damian. Well, your recapper thinks that Flo has more than just a fake-baby up her sleeve. She is being far too nice here for my liking.

Moving The Story Along
·      Carmina reflects on the Good Times with Gabino. Well, not really but she does recall their hot sexo.
·      Guadalupe and Gael have another yet conversation about Elisa not loving Gael, etc, etc.  ‘Lupe asks if he spoke with Ramona yet. No. Lupe looks sick.
·      Gael tells Lupe about Ingrid, Gabino and the shot heard around La Ermita.
·      Gael, Lupe and Ingrid run into one another in the Plaza. Lupe insists that Ingrid be his guest at the Rectory. Meanwhile, Gael is finally falling for her sob story and offers to accompany her to the Hacienda so she can get her things.

Gabino Receives Some Visitors
The OO-whoo-oo music begins as Horacio, dressed in blue scrubs with a mask over his face comes into Gabino’s room. The scene is a little Shakespearian, as Horacio lowers his mask and says, “Thanks for everything, Gabino. For giving me one last chance to change my life . He gets closer and speaks right into Gabino’s face, “For turning me into a murderer”.

His back is to the camera as Delores walks into the room and addresses him as ‘Doctor’. She asks for permission to enter. He ignores her and doesn’t answer. Elisa walks in and Horacio makes a quick getaway without Delores seeing his face.

In Another Room At The Hospital
·      Alfonsina is propped up in a bed. Elisa visits her and wants to help Damian. Elisa tells Alfie that Damian acted in defense of Ingrid. Alfie is a bitch to Elisa and Flo comes in the room. Elisa leaves.
·      Flo asks Alfonsina what is wrong with her. Alfie thanks her for asking, but Florencia quickly takes the wind out of Alife’s sails. In the best line of the night, Florencia states,
·      “It is a shame, Alfonsina, that you did not have a heart attack”. Pow! Score one for Florencia!
·      Padre Lupe comes in and offers to take Alfonsina to see Damian in jail.
·      Elisa tells Don Lucio the news about Damian and Gabino.

In Gabino’s Room
Carmina comes in, leans over Gabino and…starts beating him in the chest with her fists. He doesn’t respond. Wow. She calls him an imbecile. Edmundo comes in and asks why Carmina is there. Do they have a relationship? Carmina snaps that Gabino WORKS for her. Then she rags on Edmundo for having a relationship with Gabino’s lover., a woman like THAT. Edmundo defends Ingrid’s honor and makes a delusional statement about his lover, “She is a decent woman, a good woman who has suffered much”. Carmina comes back with, “You are right Edmundo. Ingrid is EXACTLY the kind of woman you deserve”.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Refugio Para el Amor #106 Tue 9/4/12 To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Sometimes Just Estupido!


Ugh. I never thought I'd say this—I'm the Forgiveness Queen after all—but I just wanted to smack the snot out of the good Padre Honesto last night for his premature entreaty for everybody to forgive “poor widdle Roselena.” In spite of her theatrical “confession”, the woman has no repentance or regret for what she did. Regret for being found out, yes. Regret for what she actually did, no. Roselena is still cloaked in a thick shroud of comforting self-righteousness, believing that she did it all for the Great Love she has for her children. What a crock! And Padre Honesto and that milksop Matilde are totally buying into it. Maximino isn't fooled, and Rodrigo doesn't seem to be either. But everybody else is tiptoeing around it, not wanting to upset poor little Rosie for her self-interested long-standing wickedness. Let's forget all about what she did, and just worry about her tender little feelings and fragile little mental state ! Puke-worthy, if you'll forgive me saying so.

Now that I have that rant out of the way, let's all just calm down and look at what happened last night.

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Por ella soy Eva #35 9/4/12: Evil Gramps does not die. There's going to be a slumber party!


Marcela's husband is still sulking, jerk. Marcela tries to explain that adults talk things out. He says he'll get used to her being an executive, but he wants to hear about things first. She says he has a chicken heart and it seems to be a compliment.

JC's mother is waiting for JC to call, any minute. She recites poetry and misses him; she insists he's on a trip. She also misses the theater and is mad that her husband tore her from her career.

JC finds Pluto and Helena by Evil Gramp's hospital room. Sadly, the nasty fellow is out of danger. Eva watches unhappily as Pluto chats standing very close to Helena. S/he goes to see Lalo in the waiting room. Lalo's afraid his grandfather will die like JC did. Big bear hug.

Pluto tells Adriano he gave Helena the day off, but somebody has to go to Playa Majagua. Adriano tells Pluto "I'll die alone like a dog, I have no wife or child... but I'm thinking about giving it a try!" Pluto's inheritance is in danger!

Due to drinking green slime, Tony lost three kilos. Rebe is aggravated, perhaps this means Tony won't die soon.

Adriano accosts his baby girlfriend as she strolls along with her baby friends. She says she never wanted to see him again, he insinuated something awful yesterday (but I don't know what it was). He shouts out his apologies for being an idiot and asks her to be his girlfriend. (That doesn't impress me much, or her either.) Later she comes to the office, says she's still mad at him but accepts his offer of "something more serious." Eeew, they kiss.

Paty baby is at kick boxing and so is the black haired rival. They punch each other and argue over Santi.

Evil Gramps regains consciousness. "Look what you did, this is your fault," are his first words to Helena. "You tried to take Lalo away from me, look what happened. You'll kill me if you take him." She says Lalo can stay until Gramps recuperates. She thinks maybe she should go back and live there too.

Tony can't find her thesis. She begs Pluto: "Since Helena can't go to the beach, why don't you and I go instead? Like a taste of second honeymoon!?" He says no. Instead, she should go with Eva.

Eva, though, says she can't go, she has to stay to help Helena. She suggests Rebeca instead. Rebe doesn't want to go but Tony, half-owner of GI, overrules her!

The dad, settled back at home, says Helena can't stay under his roof. Lalo runs in and salutes and wants to spend the night with Evil Gramps.

Eva doesn't want to go to the beach because she knows Pluto is plotting to get Helena alone. And in fact, coming to visit Helena at her parents' house, s/he hears Plutarco has escorted Helena back to the new apartment.

Pluto's closing in on Helena at the new apt. Helena's surprised Eva left without saying goodbye. Pluto tells Helena "my wife has stopped loving me, she didn't even ask if we could go together to the beach."

The doorbell rings, breaking the mood - it's EVA! She screams! "My life is a big tragedy!!! My apartment has flooded, I have nowhere to spend the night!" Helena offers her place. Pluto: "Why didn't you go to playa Majagua?" He's quite surprised Rebe went instead!

Rebe has left many messages for Pluto. She's furious about this trip. She has a picture of herself in a bikiny on her night table.

Toni and Rebe arrive at Playa Majagua. Rebe asks about cable tv, internet, a/c, etc (they don't have). "I'm not accostumed to miseries! What kind of disgusting bugs, tarantulas, etc. do you have here?" "We have them all!" the manager says cheerfully.

Adriano's old dude friend Jesus is having a cocktail party and there will be young girls -- "the kind we like." He's dumped his previous girl and has a new one. And there will be a surprise.

Eva beams, eavesdropping as Helena says goodnight to her son on the phone. Helena invites Eva to sleep in her bed!

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Abismo de pasión #122 9/3/12: Where everyone in La Ermita gets a chance to become impactada


Our regular commenter cathyx has agreed to help us out with Monday's episodes and give recapping a shot. Now presenting the first recap by Cathy... 



Old news: Dam visitʼs Elisa and Lola is very anxious. Since sheʼs worried about them, she tells him that Elisa and Gael went to Gabʼs house. Camina arrives at Gabʼs house to talk business. Heʼs not there but Ingrid is. Ingrid tells Carmina that she knows they are lovers but doesnʼt care. Ing knows Gab better than anyone and has an obsession to have everything that Rosendo had. That is why Ingrid is at the hacienda instead of her. Carmina looks puzzled so Ing tells her that she was Rosendoʼs lover before her and she
gave him something Carmina never could. A son. Carmina is impactada.


After Alfie leaves, Flo scours the house for the other keys to her room.
 

Gab comes home and wants to know why Ing didnʼt come to the bank with Gael. She said she changed her mind. She tells him she wants half of everything. Everything he has is because she got it for him. She killed Guido for him too. She knows he has lovers and she got one too the day that he had sex with Carmina. Sheʼs been doing her lover for 5 months now. Gab is impactada.


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Amor Bravío #20 (Uni 15) Mon 9/3/12



Capitulo 20: The Hormonal Tidalwave Begins

Lo del pasado

Andres talks with Rafael, telling him his intentions. Creepy string-section music as Alonssso bothers Camila while she is bathing and thinking about Viviana's advice. If we needed further proof that they did not actually vo-di-oh-do-do, her discomfort was it, por supuesto.

Lo de Nuevo

Viviana's Apt: Rafael and Andres continue their conversation with Rafael continuing to defend Camila. Andres is being stubborn in thinking that Camila is behind his recent troubles, as we expect at this stage of the story. Rafael admits his interest in Camila and Andres takes this badly, thinking he cannot trust Rafael.
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Monday, September 03, 2012

Refugio Para el Amor #105 Mon 9/3/12 Judgment Day Arrives for Roselena Torreslanda!


The Old: CL has just told Luci that she (and her baby) are his sole/universal heirs, which means she will be heir to half the Torreslanda fortune. Luci and her two mamas are beyond impactada at the news.

At the Club, the TLs have finally gotten rid of that bore, Boris, who apparently has his own torturous Sunday evening family meals to go to. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to be a victim of Roselena’s crossfire again. A wise decision. Max issues an invitation to his favorite niece, whom he says he loves and respects, in the most menacing way possible. He loves that she defends her principals, but was hurt by her sitting behind CL, and not her dear uncle, during the trial. Melissa tells her dear uncle that she admires and respects CL, and always believed in his innocence, but she of course believes her uncle to be innocent as well. It was that no good Pedro Campos. But had her tio been guilty, it would have hurt her and her cousins greatly. Max accepts that he is strict, demanding and a bit of a despot (a bit?!!), but NEVER a criminal. (Hah!) He then puts on his sun glasses and looks like a sinister mix between the Godfather and Jack Nicholson.

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Por ella soy Eva #34 9/3/12: Old men and their exploits


Here's a nice break from studying for my GRE: a quick, breezy episode of my new favorite show!

The curtain rises on Eva and Antonia having fun at a club. Pluto's wife is stupidly not flirting with a sweet plus-size dude who dances with her (respectfully) and says more sweet things to her in 45 seconds of screen time than Plutarcho has over the course of their entire marriage.

Eva, for her part, is getting hit on pretty heavily by some nondescript gentleman... He does a magic trick, but Eva's not having any: "don't you dare pull anything out of me!" The guy leans in and persists, so Eva grabs him by the collar, pulls him close, and threatens him with a deep and scary Juan-voice.

The boss is getting freaky with his underage girlfriend, who's moping cause it's her birthday. Unfortunately, he offers to throw a party for her and all her young friends!

Eva and Adriana get to talking at the club... Eva falls onto dangerous ground when she mention that she only  ever had only one love (obviously thinking of Helena) but slips up on pronoun genders (saying la que conoci)... Adriana freaks out and the music stops, and Eva lamely covers up by claiming that her only love has been "la felicidad."

Pluto is getting tired of his bimbo (the naked hot-tub-time just isn't giving him the thrill she expected). As usually, she ignores his disinterest, and happily brandishes a strawberry and makes cracks about free willy and la fea mas fea. He gets testy with her and, in a fit of spite, she suggests that she may know something about what went down at G.I. (the fraud?). Anyway, as usual, things don't go her way and Pluto storms out of the tub with her shouting after him.

Haha, look Adriano in his pink shirt making a fool of himself at dance party he threw for his underage girlfriend (Paola, I think). And wow, it really gets gross. He gets a call from Jesus Legarrete (who is this dude?), and tries to put Paola on the line. The name totally freaks out his baby girlfriend and she shuts down the party! I wonder, maybe Legarrete is her dad?

Pluto has raced home from his tub-rendezvous to play sick in bed for Antonia. She brings up how bad the marriage is, and he suddenly comes up with the energy to get all fiery and passionate!

Mimi tries to have a talk with Adriano's little girlfriend, but she insolently storms out. Then she tries to suggest to Adriano that the relationship is inappropriate and he insolently storms out (not before telling her to leave the building).

Poor Antonia thinks everything is going great with Pluto! Eva is happy for her, but Juan hasn't been with a girl for a while and all the steamy talk is getting him a little frustrated.

Now Helena's evil dad yells at Helena's lawyer. He throws a total fit and looks like he's going to hit someone. He storms off and the next thing we know Lalito is screaming bloody murder! Turns out grandpa  had a heart attack, and a really badly-timed transition video makes it look like he's actually fine and putting Lalo to bed! Instead, after the commercial, it's time for some moping in the hospital. It turns out he'll be OK, but only if he doesn't get mad anymore. Haha.

Pluto's bimbo has taken it upon herself to stuff Antonia with cake! But she doesn't go for it, which is good news for those of us who are sick of the fat jokes.

Legarrete shows up and the retro bar where Adriano is on the phone, begging Paola's forgiveness. Legarreteis the one whose name freaked Paola out in the first place, and I forgot to mention that he had also told Adriano that he only accepts chicks aged 22 to 28. He's got his own super-young girlfriend, and he gets all chummy and advises Adriano to just go from one super-young chick to another, never get married, and that's the key to happiness. They both look awfully pathetic, congratulating each other and swilling booze.

In another show of pathetic, Juan complains to Mimi about the pain of abstinence.

Santi is once again getting married to Katy Baby. Watch him squirm!

Some dude rear-ends Eva's borrowed VW. He looks really freaking scary (what's up with his head?), yells at her, and threatens to call the cops!

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Amorcito Corazón Discussion #99-103 Sept. 3-7

No EWM or Horny today. It's a Labor Day miracle.

Sabrina continues to try to sink her claws into Fernando. She thinks that Cecilio is suspicious and attempts to keep him from thinking that she is up to no good and foiling her plans.

Lucia comes to the raffle which really raises Willy's spirits (PS: Cockatoo #1 is named Narciso--Nacho.) Jaibo skulks about watching Juancho.

Jorrible survives the horse ride (darn.) Isa and Jorrible have dinner with Sarita and Leo. Jorrible smarms about how he likes family living. Isa takes Jorrible for a walk around the property. She remembers the day with Nando at the poza de manantial (spring/swimming hole) aka la cama cósmica. While they are out, Fernando calls. Leo starts to tell him off for not being supportive, but Sarita takes the phone and tells Fernando to stop bothering her daughter.

Willy attempts to sing Amorcito Corazón while he dances with Lucía. Sor Pilar interrupts to tell Lucía about some thing she went to in Canadá and that it's an excellent opportunity to get support/talk about the casa hogar. Sor Pilar will talk to the obispo mañana about Lucía representing the casa hogar (did Sor Pilar acutally say what it was?? I've watched it twice and I don't think I caught it...even with the Spanish CCs.)

Juancho tries to break up with Barf. She talks him out of it. They go back to her place so she can "get a sweater." She suggests they take advantage of the empty house. He shuts her down. Woot.

Moncho wins the car. The crowd is not pleased. The CC's provide me with a new vocab word: abucheos-booing and jeering. They all think it was a trick.

Sabrina goes to visit the oh so happy Zoe and FFFFF. Fernando's call interrupts the social call and FFFFF has to go. He's nervous as hell. When the two gals are alone, Sabrina starts to discuss Ceci and her negative feelings about him. Zoe staunchly defends him and Sabrina asks "what gives?" Zoe tells all about her night with Cecilio.

Jaibo beats up Juancho, takes pics with his phone and sends them to Knuckles.

At the club, FFFFF convinces Fernando to take the 3 Marías, go to the ranch and get Isa.

At departamento de los Lobo, all the girls are playing a board game with Knuckles. Marifer wants to play with Knuckle's phone. He hands it over and Marifer sees the pictures Jaibo sends. She announces to the room that Kunckle has just received some horrible pictures and it looks like Juancho. Marisilly demands an explanation aaand FIN! (Don't you know Knuckles will slime out of it somehow?)

Vocab
sucursal-branch (Moncho's company is going to close his branch)
olvidadizo(-a): forgetful (The girls at the Casa Hogar tell Sor Pilar that Lucía can be forgetful.)

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Saturday, September 01, 2012

Abismo de pasión #121 8/31/12: Of Course She Said Yes! Did You See the Size of That Ring?

Sorry so late.  I didn't have any ccs, so I had to really concentrate.  There may be some mistakes that I will correct later. 
Casa de Arango Florencia’s Bedroom:  Alfonsina plunges a knitting needle into Florencia’s prosthetic belly!  Florencia’s deception has been discovered!  Damien, Enrique and Ramona observe the heated confrontation.  Help me!  I love you, Enrique!  Whew!  It was only a dream! Florencia wipes the sweat from her brow, only to discover Alfonsina, sitting beside her bed, has been watching her sleep. 
Casa de Mickey and Mallory Foyer:  Gabby points a pistol at Gall (let’s hope he uses it).  Ingrid pleads with Gabby not to shoot her son.  She begs Elisa to take Gall outside.  As soon as they leave, Ingrid joyfully leaps into Gabby arms. 
Mansion of Mickey and Mallory Porch:  Gael wants to go back in and rescue Ingrid.  Elisa, who’s thinking, doesn’t believe it’s a good idea to confront a psycho who’s holding a pistol.  Gael wants to know if she has weapons at her house.
Casa de Arango Florencia’s Bedroom:  Alfonsina wants to know why Florencia was screaming Enrique’s name in her sleep.  Alfonsina tells Florencia that Enrique knocked up Paloma.  Alfonsina tells Florencia that Alfonsina will be her worst nightmare; don’t piss her off.  She’s only being nice to Florencia because she’s preggers, but once she drops that fake babyload…it’s on!  Florencia tells her mother-in-law not to ever come into her room uninvited again.  She forgot to lock the door, but that won’t happen again.  Alfonsina tells Florencia that she has a key to her bedroom.  Florencia didn’t forget to lock the door. 
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Amor Bravío #19 (Uni 14) Fri 8/31/12 No More Hunkerin’ Down For Hunky D'Andres Cuz The Gig Is Up—Or Is It?



Capítulo 19  

We begin as Camila, Agustina and Padre Baldomero begin chatting about what they know of the aforementioned Daniel Diaz Acosto.  Cami and Gussie tell Padre B. it’s not much.  Eager to eavesdrop as a matter of self-preservation and self-interest, meanwhile, Daniel sneaks in through the backdoor past Maja.  Maja, our four-legged female, appears to be just as puzzled and overwhelmed by this dude’s hunkalicious physique as all two-legged ones, and she looks like she’d rather have a belly rub and a bowl of kibble from him instead.  She half-heartedly barks in protest.  (Give it up, girl.  You’ve just bombed your guard dog orals.)  As Daniel surreptitiously enters to hide in the shadows, Gussy explains to father Baldomero that Lic. Becerra is formally requesting DDA be declared legally dead, having most probably drowned in the ocean, so that Cami can take proper possession of the ranch.  Padre B gets visibly upset, telling them they cannot do that since…DDA is alive!! Padre Baldo’s riveting revelations have Camila and Agustina furrow-browed impactada, which is to say, emotionally reeling.  D’Andres is disgusted with the padre for racing to the hacienda to spill the frijoles so fast.   Cami demands an explanation.
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Por ella soy Eva #33 8/31/12: Marcela Gets Her Job Back; Pluto Covers His A$$ets




This recap is not in any order, it is more in storyline order.


We begin tonight with Silvia and the Bastardo bringing Lalito to visit his Mama Helena. She is so very happy to see him. Eva and Pluto have come too, and Lucia is also there. The Bastardo pipes up that the only reason that he brought Lalito to see his Mama is cause Pluto talked him into it. Oh, the horror. Pluto speaks up and says he wants Helena to be calm and productive with the Playa project and she is such an asset to the company. You can tell the Bastardo so isn't buying it. Eva, I think, even apologizes to the Bastardo for her behavior earlier. He dismisses her in his usual toxic way.

Marcela is at home, poor thing, dressed down in some old clothes and is ironing Ferni's shirt. She is crying like crazy as she is doing her job as the domestica of the family. Her daughter Jennifer, bless her heart, comes upon her crying Mama and asks her what is wrong? Marcela trys to play it off, but Jennifer calls her Mama a princessa, how sweet, and Marcela opens up about how sad she is to give up that job she really loved, and now she is stuck keeping house. Jennifer, smart, sweet girl, tells her she'll help and besides she isn't alone there is Kevin and Papa as well and she, Jennifer will help her Mama. Her Mama wants her help, but also wants the guys to help too. Jennifer goes and here comes Ferni and dumps another shirt, almost on top of the one that Marcela is already ironing. Marcela is still crying and he doesn't even really notice. He wants that shirt done too. She tells him she misses the work at G.I., but he tries to get lovey, dovey with her and tells her this is best, stay home, take care of the kids and especially him. While she's at it, he wants some type of special dinner when he gets home, it sounded like enchiladas, with lots of sauce. He wants kiss after kiss, and keeps calling her flaquita, he goes, while Marcela still cries. Well, she gets a call from, wait for it, Eva. Eva tells her no worries, she is going to bat for her to get her job back. Yay. Marcela is happy to hear that.
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El Mundo de Telemundo, Week of September 3, 2012: Discuss Amongst Yourselves

Here's a fresh page for the week ahead.  Have a great Labor Day Weekend, guys!

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El Secretario-index

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Friday, August 31, 2012

Refugio Para el Amor #104 Fri 8/31/12 Leading man begins showing backbone.. too little too late? ... the set-up for a 'memorable family dinner' and our Luci hears 'you are the heir of half of TL empire'

Lo refrito:
Melissa and Claudio: he did not want the money but now he is ready to retake his business work.
NotSoDimRod and Luci: she tells him how she found out, Paz told her and Claudio when she realized how much Rosa had hurt Luci knowing who she was. He asks why did she do it, Luci says that is a question only she can give you the answer to. She apologizes for telling him a truth that did not really belong to her.
NSDTMR: Forgive me Luciana, forgive me for all the harm we have caused you… and I, instead of minimizing your pain, I have hurt you even more!... please forgive me!... Forgive me!... (I have to say Gabriel Soto has come a LOOOONGGG way from the cardboard actor he used to be).

Lo Nuevo:
NSDTMR: I don’t deserve that you even look at me. I deserve what I have… and what I am. I deserve to be married to a woman I do not love… a woman I repulse. I deserve to live at her side, thinking about you always, each instant. Thinking of the happiness I left here (behind).
(Luci hugs him and they cry hard together… again, great acting on both… totally unexpected by me on the Gabriel side).
Paz and Magda arrive. Paz is really surprised to see Rod there… Rod stands up and looks at her.
NSDTMR: Forgive me, Senora. Now I understand why you told me that my mother would never accept her (Luci) and that it would bring lots of trouble for the two of us, mostly lots of suffering for Luciana. You asked me to defend her from everyone and I did not do it. I let you down… Thank you. For having given so much love to Luciana all these years (Luci is moved behind him, cries more)…  For having been a true mother for her… (Paz realizes he knows the truth)… You don’t know how much it pains me all the harm we caused Luciana. How it pains me to have allowed them to separate us.
Paz: What is done is done (Lo hecho, hecho esta)
NSDTMR: (turns back to Luci) Forgive me, Luciana… I will never finish apologizing to you… ever. And although I am sure your father will support you, you can always count on me… for everything. I will see that you  and my son never need anything… (holds her hand but is about to fall apart crying) Take care of yourself … and of our son… (kisses her on cheek, is totally disheveled as he kisses Paz’s hand)… Goodbye Senora. (walks slowly out the door… Luci falls to floor crying desperately. Paz embraces her…)
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Weekend Discussion: The Great and God-Awful Telenovela Clichés – Part II


Campaigning for Meaningful Change in Telenovelas

As we have discussed previously, we're all annoyed with the medical and legal inaccuracies made by all the producing networks. Those are the first things that should go in favor of the truth. I also want to see consistent accuracy of costuming in novelas de epoca and clothing that's logical for contemporary characters (e.g., no ramerawear on a chick with a seriously controlling prude for a parent or ramerawear or on a woman who has a professional degree). But about the characters...

In a contemporary story, I want a heroine who isn't hot to get married as soon as she's 18 years old. I want one who knows her mind in most things and who isn't eager to get embarazada as soon as she meets Mr Right. She can meet him in the opening episode, but I want her to have some hot times with him before pregnancy ends that. I also want her to be a decent human being, not a ramera like Teresa. I want her career to have meaning and not just be a gateway to finding a man with a fat bank balance. She doesn't have to be a virgin, either.

Take it from here, amigos.

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Por ella soy Eva #32 8/30/12: Should I Stay or Should I Go?


I missed the first few minutes.  Why does Univision thinks it's OK to start and end a show 7 minutes earlier than its scheduled time?

Fernando gives Marcela an ultimatum- her family or her job.

Silvia has her and Lalo's bags pack and she's leaving Bastardo.  He threatens to have Lalo put in a foster home to coerce Silvia to stay.  She tells him he wouldn't do that.  He says that sometimes the right thing is not the easy thing.  She reluctantly stays.

Helena is crying and confides in Pluto [why are all his clothes so shiny?  does he shellac them?] about the fight she had with her father last night.  He offers her help in getting a lawyer and he consoles her.  Toni walks in, sees him holding Helena's hands, and looks unhappy while Pluto explains that it's their role to help employees in need.  Alone together, Toni expresses her displeasure at what she saw and asks if he is interested in her.  He replies that his marriage is sacred and he swears fidelity to the last day of his existence.  He asks, "what kind of monstrous libertine do you think I am?"  She confronts him with Helena's thank-you card.  He says he's only interested in Helena's son and finally weasels out of it by guilt tripping Toni about the fact that she can't give him children.  He looks to the sky and asks God why they weren't given the gift of having children.

Eva and Mimi arrive at the address Samantha gave her for Max Montero, the one who framed JC for fraud, and it turns out to be a retirement home.  A nurse brings them a much different Max Montero.  Onesimo observes this and reports to his boss that there are two Max Monteros.  Pluto calls Samantha to meet with her.  She tells him she had a friend use Max Montero's name to frame JC.  Pluto smiles to himself that Eva is not the danger he thought.

Adriano is telling Marcela that some of the calculations on her latest report are not complete.  She apologizes about difficulties at home and Adriano tells her he doesn't want to hear about domestic problems in the workplace.  Fernando struts over saying, "Let me fix the errors of this woman."  [like marrying you?]  He proceeds to scold her and Adriano stops him and says he was already supposed to have checked this.  Marcela is mortified and Fernando continues to berate her as they leave the office.  Adriano shakes his head as they depart.  Marcela and Fernando continue to bicker and again he gives her the ultimatum- your family or your job.

Santiago gets the loan, a favor from Adriano, but the loan officer embarrasses him by saying everyone in the office knows about the fiasco of his first attempted wedding.  Angelica, working as a restaurant hostess, sees a magazine article announcing Santiago and Paty's engagement and swears he's going to pay.

Eva see Marcela sadly standing in the hallway and asks why she's standing there like a tree about to grow roots.  She tells Eva it's unfair that if a woman spends the day working she's an absent mother, but if a man does the same he's a good provider.  Cara de impacta de Eva.  In a meeting with Adriano, Fernando takes credit for fixing the report.  Marcela, looking sad, gives her resignation to Adriano.  He expresses his disappointment and says he thought she was a woman who could manage everything- work, family, husband- but he sees that's not so.

Pluto meets with Bastardo under the pretext of not wanting Helena's personal problems to interfere with her work.  Bastardo says he doesn't understand why they keep her.  Pluto tells him it's a better plan for Helena to realize she can't go forward without Bastardo's help and sooner or later she will end up returning home.  Bastardo sputters that's the last thing he wants.  Pluto says it's the best way to keep Lalo at his side.  Pluto later tells Onesimo that today he will do something that will score him mucho points with Helena.

Eva and the blue dresses are consoling Marcela at the front desk.  Eva hushes the blue dresses several times while she tells Marcela that she can't renounce her job just to please her husband.  Eva refers to him as a dinosaur Neanderthal, as Fernando listens around the corner.  Eva tells Marcela she has the same right to both things (home and career) as her husband.  Marcela, distraught, tells Eva of the problems with the kids and Eva asks  "Do you live alone or what?  Is your husband so useless that he can't help you?"  Eva calls him a rat with two legs (she's on her soapbox now).  Fernando comes around the corner and the fight begins.  He tells Eva not to meddle where she's not called to.  He calls her a feminist [gasp].  Eva towers a head above him while she berates him with his machismo.  She punches him as she tells him not to be a brute.  She escalates the volume and calls him a slacker (flojan).  More people gather to watch the scene.  Fernando makes a show of taking off his jacket to fight her and Eva throws her bag to the floor to accommodate him.  Adriano walks up and demands to know what the hell is going on.  Marcela tells him she's changed her mind, that she doesn't want to turn down the opportunity to better her work.  The crowd applauds, but Adriano says he's sorry.  He can't leave such an important post to someone with so many problems with family, husband, and children.

In her office, Toni compliments Helena on her professionalism and apologizes for her previous suspicions.  She (mistakenly) tells Helena that Pluto is very fond of children and that accounts for his interest in her since Toni can't give him any.  They are complimenting each other when the evil Rebeca walks in with a poster-sized photo of a blue whale for the office.  Toni and Helena squirm uncomfortably with the implication.  Rebeca ignores this as she goes to hang the photo behind Toni's desk.  Helena leaves, and Rebeca refers to her as the piranha.  Toni begs her to abstain from that type of comment.  Toni says Eva showed her that instead of speaking badly about one another, women ought to be united.  Rebeca grimaces while she avows she's incapable of saying anything bad about anyone [seriously?].  In a scene filled with irony, Toni says she doesn't know anything about Rebeca personally.  Rebeca says she's single but there's a ferocious wolf who she's thinking of marrying, all the while stroking the framed picture of Toni and Pluto, but there's an enormous obstacle separating them.  Another woman (Helena) is after him, but he belongs to Rebeca.  Toni tells her to fight for love, to not let anyone take him away.  Rebeca replies, "That's just what I say."

Marcela is packing up her office while Fernando hurries her along, saying when he arrives home dinner should be ready and she'll be in her place with her children where she ought to be.  Eva lowers her glasses to give him the intense fish eye and calls him a good-for-nothing (pelafustan).

Angelica accosts Santiago on the street with the magazine article.  He tries to calm her by saying they should go somewhere to talk.  Paty, however, is following him.

In Helena's new apartment, Eva and Lucia are trying to cheer her up.  Lucia spills the beans about Pluto getting Helena the apartment, and Eva jealously accuses Helena of giving him good service.  Helena protests that Pluto is a good friend and Eva says yeah, good as a nauyaca [translation anyone?].  Helena wants the two to be discreet so people don't get the wrong idea.  Silvia, Bastardo, and Pluto bring Lalo to Helena, and Eva twists up her face as Helena extols Pluto's virtues.  What a guy!

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Abismo de pasión #120 8/30/12: Patio of Lowered Expectations is Now Dishing it Up.


ANNOUNCEMENT: The Patio of Lowered Expectations has become so popular that management (such as it is) has decided to offer a variety of antojitos for your snacking pleasure. After all those patio sports (AbisMart catalogue shopping, nerfazos, drinking games and general derision) we figure you folks might be feeling a bit peckish. Please review the sample menu below and send your feedback to dontgiveadam@pole.com. All ideas are welcome. Menu will be updated to reflect seasonal changes.


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Last night’s leftovers (better the second night): Ramona serves it up to Florencia, Flo had better tell Dam she’s not pregnant before Ramona gets to him first. Ramona’s kitchen table wisdom gives Flor heartburn.

Fried Local Fish and Chippie:  II sticks her head in Doc T’s crotch, trying to convince him not to go after Gabino for slapping her around. Her faux helplessness hooks this flopping cod completely as she lies that she suspects Gabino of killing Kenia and now she fears for Gael’s life. She fillets him with the suggestion that Gabino dead is the only thing that will set her free.

Low Sodium Diet: Elisa and Gael - Thank the telenovela gods that neither of these flavorless blobs is your real-life tour guide to Valladolid and its environs. Yawn. Mute.

Stale Organic Popcorn: Enrique convinces Palomita that marrying him is the best option, citing all the reasons we have already heard in every other telenovela. In a fun twist Begoña appears and accuses Paloma of getting pregnant to trap Enrique. Begoña never quite gets it, does she?
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Refugio Para el Amor #103 Thu 8/30/12 The Awakening of Rod The Bod, The El Torro PooPoo Gets Thrown Around

 

Torreslanda Home-Pato's Room

We have the meeting still in progress between Rod (who for this epi is Undead to Me) and his marvelous brother Pato. Pato has just spilled the frijoles that Luci is expecting Rod's baby, and they will be tied together for eva. Well, Rod is just flabbergasted, can't be, what you been smokin' Pato, not really, but you get the drift. Rod wants to know why noone told him, how could they keep this from him. Pato says he just recently found out. Rod tells Pato, here he married Gagme, a woman he doesn't love, for obligation, to give the child a name, when the woman he dearly loves in all the wide world, his having his child. Pato makes him promise just to go see Luci and talk to her. Rod says but she left me (Note to Rod: Please dude just do as your marvelous brother tells you and go already). Pato now tells Rod that wait for it, la loca mama, knew about Luci having the bebe all this time! Now our Hot Bod Rod loses it. He clearly sees for the first time why Luci really left, all due to his crazy Mama. Hot Bod Rod is clearly pithed at his loca mama. Rod says the only people in the Torreslanda home he cares for are Max, Pato, Hanna, and Mati, (aww no Frigid, jus' sayin'). He tells Pato he loves his la loca mama, but will never forgive her for what she's done. Pato tries to tell Rod that their mama is sick and not herself. Rod says oh yeah, she's sick alright, and cold and unfeeling as well. How could she do this to him? He's going to confront her right now. Pato tries to stop our Hot Bod Rod, but Rod storms out. Pato feels bad about revealing that, but it had to come out.

Torreslanda Family Chapel:

We close in on Rosa, on the prie dieu (its a prayer desk), kneeling and saying the rosary. (Note to Rosa- We in Viewerville want to know why Dios hasn't struck you with lightening yet? Jus' sayin'). Rod storms in and Rosa tells him she's praying. Rod wants to know why she is praying, for what? She has no respect for Dios and has no Christianity. Rosa wants to know what Rod is talking about? Rosa tells him she has the utmost respect for Dios. Rod doesn't agree. Rod says he wants to know, in front of Dios, why she didn't tell him Luci was pregnant with his child and why did she keep this from him. She says she will say in front of Dios everything she did, she did for her children! Rod says so in front of Dios you swear you did this for your children, for me, you lie! You are wrong for swearing before Dios, you ruined my life. Rosa tries to say being married to Luci was a big mistake for Rod, and Rod tells her you don't know Dios. Rod says his life is Luci eternally, only Luci. Rod leaves. Now La Loca Rosa really loses it, picks up the prie dieu and slings it to the floor, in front of the crucified Christ, and screams Maldita Luciana, how I hate you. (Note to Rosa: You are gonna burn in hell for eternity, jus' sayin').



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Amor Bravío #18 (Uni 13) Wed 8/29/12 "Wooing, Stewing and Brewing"

Day 3 on the recap job reporting for duty and this story was a doozy to recap..

We open Capitulo 18 in the Executive Office of El Rancho with Camila and AlLocoLonso.  Camila asks why the new ranchhand is doing  such lowly work.  Al counters that this is reasonable work and work is work.  Camila says she knows all work is respectable but that clearly Dandres is capable of more (incognito Daniel will hereby be referred to by me as Dandres until he is fully outed).

Out in the courtyard, it is lunchtime and Natalia and Dandres are talking. Poor Dandres doesn't wish to join the luncheon as he knows he does not smell the best.  Natalia complains that Dandres doesn't deserve the type of treatment he has received and Dandres, ever fair, says it is having the chance to work that is important.  Natalia commiserates with Dandres and launches into usual form, gossiping about the state of affairs at El Rancho.  She tells him that the ownership of El Rancho is in limbo because the recently deceased Daniel Sr. threw a curve ball by leaving it to someone unexpected and not to Camila.  This unknown inheritor is "foreigner" (which seems to matter at Malquerido) and the previously unknown son of Daniel Sr and a Chilean woman.  Everyone at El Rancho is anxiously waiting (and a few are crossing off the days) for the aforementioned foreigners' arrival. Dandres is taken aback with this news that Daniel Sr is thought to be his birth father and declares "no puede ser".  Dandres asks "exactly who knows about this?" and Natalia says the patrones for sure and Tio Leo maybe.  Dandres is desperately trying to make sense of this news. 
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Abismo de pasión #119 8/29/12: SO much filler it feels like we're playing ring around the rosie... Ramona puts pressure, Alfie plays victim, Elisa looks for II to get answers

 
WANTED: RECAPPER FOR MONDAY NIGHTS.  Now that school has started Sara's schedule will no longer allow her to continue recapping Monday nights. If any of you have thought about giving recapping a try this would be a perfect opportunity. Ridiculous story lines, absurd characters, great body language, this hot mess practically recaps itself. If we don't have any takers I will just post discussion headers on Monday.

Tonight's recap by Marta Ivett
Ramona reads preg test results of Paloma’s. Not happy. I knew it, although had hoped it would not be true.  Just like your mom, you will be a single mom. (Paloma says don’t worry, I will face the music alone). Ramona reminds her you can’t force a man to love you. Ramona will make Gael respond for her. Paloma says no you won’t. Ramona disappointed in Paloma sleeping with Gael again even if he was engaged to her best friend. Elisa has to find out before she marries a guy who does not know how to respect her. Paloma denies Gael is the daddy, Enrique is… (NO SHE DIDN”T SAY THAT!! … yes she did). Ramona has a hard time believing it, knows Paloma is protecting Gael. One thing is to make the mistake of sleeping with the man you have always loved, another thing is to sleep with a guy you don’t love. Paloma says slept with Enrique to try to forget Gael. Was desperate. Is that so hard to understand? Ramona states the obvious: that is not the answer. Enrique does not love you either. Paloma says if she could change things she would, but it is too late and she is fine being a single mom. Ramona won’t allow her to follow her mother’s steps. That child will have a father and a name! Ramona runs out in a flash.
Alfie is crying in her room. Dam comes in to try to apologize… Alfie whines he used her weak spot to hurt her so. Dam says have been swallowing anger against you for months. You got Guido in jail! Alfie says everyone forgets she had evidence of Guido’s guilt. She was hurt to make that decision. Guido was her friend. Dam questions why she doubted Guido’s innocence. Alfie says she was just projecting her anger at Damian, YOU had abandoned me and the procesa, she felt Guido had taken advantage and did it to laugh in her face. Dam brings out the fact that Alfie had forced Flo to get pregnant in order to get her dad out of jail. Dam recalls the night he and Elisa were going to leave and Alfie brought the pregnancy results to the quinta to stop them. Dam says I am your son, not your slave or your marionette!! Look at me! Look at what you did with my life. Elisa is about to marry my best friend. Alfie insists he has to dedicate himself to his wife and son. Dam gets outraged… What else needs to happen for you to admit to your mistakes? No, I don’t make mistakes!... or at least I try to repair the damage! … Dam is depressed now.. thank you for making my life miserable (gris). Thank you very much.
At the house of M&M… Gael and Elisa arrive. Elisa recognizes it that as children they were walking by and Dam saw his father leave the house…  Elisa second guesses her belief of her mother’s innocence. Maybe the one who has been wrong has been her. Gael won’t let her say that. He says what is really strange is that the house ended up in hands of Gabino and II. Elisa says you are right. II had wanted to talk to her about her mother and the past. Asks Gael to take her to Gabino’s hacienda to talk to II.
At church, Padre Papa Loopy is asking God for guidance… been watching the people around him hurt each other for many years and he has been a mere observer… asks for guidance to help those he loves.
At breakfast, Flo tries to bug Alfie about her arguments with Dam last night. Alfie says don’t talk about it in front of servants. Alfie notes how Flo enjoys learning that Alfie and Dam argued. Could it be perhaps also about Enrique Tovar?... Alfie says she saw them at the town plaza talking. Flo protests if not able to talk to anyone. Flo could care less what Alfie thinks. Alfie will stop that issue herself. Flo not happy.
Dam finds Ramona at cenote, she is crying and he is worried about her. ‘never thought you were capable of crying, thought you were very strong. / even the strongest of souls cries when something hurts… the soul…. If you can’t do something for yourself, I doubt you could do something for anyone else… it is many of us who have ruined our lives. Look what happened with Flo. Now you will marry her by church. (he responds it was the right thing to do) I wish Enrique Tovar will be as much a man as you.’
Quique arrives at DrT’s house. DrT is waiting for II but while he waits, he will tell Quique on what’s up with his life.  Meanwhile BeGoneYa is talking to who knows whom about her children abandoning her and her husband about to marry another.  .. Ramona arrives asking for Quique. Ends up having to tell BeGoneYa why she is looking for Quique. Paloma is expecting his child and he will have to marry Paloma.
BeGoneYa denies that her son is responsible, given her granddaughter’s reputation… (wrong answer! Not the day to provoke Ramona the witch… then they do a dance routine, Ramona takes a couple steps forward, BeGoneYa a couple steps back)…/ I better go, before I slap you right into the floor…
Gael/Elisa at castle.. eh.. I mean the Gabino Mendoza hacienda. Gael tells Elisa II is very nervous because she is living there with Gabino. Gael can’t understand why II is still with Gabino. He has tried ‘millions of times’. But at same time he feels like II is hiding something from him, he remembers Kenya telling him not to trust II. Elisa insists she has to talk to II, II had told her Gabino and OrangeHo keep secrets of each other about the past.  Gael suggests they forget all this and go for a walk around Valladolid/Merida. Lets take a day off and spend a day together… she finally accepts the day date.
Meanwhile II (in very dark large sunglasses) is at quinta looking for Elisa. II is really anxious, need to talk to Elisa urgently. She has to talk to Elisa without Gael being around. Lolita gets on ‘defend Elisa above all else’ mode and tells II she knows Elisa and Gael since they were kids… she loves them as her children and won’t allow II to hurt Gael anymore. II tells her ‘butt out of my business and you have no right to judge me’. Lolita insists she won’t let anyone, including II, ruin Elisa and Gael’s wedding day. II gets crying, asks that Lolita tell Elisa that II needs to talk to her, but this time she can’t go to her son. Just as II gets out, Pop! Goes the Sleezel… she hears from Lolita that the visitor was II, so she runs out to catch II before she leaves. Questions what II had to talk to Elisa about. II says how funny that now that your niece and my son are getting married, we will be relatives!! Jaja!! Orange-Ho does not find it so funny.  She asks II what she is after, to accuse her to Elisa? II says I am not dumb, I know what you are capable of. My daughter and your own husband both appeared dead just after they found out about your deals with Rosie. But if something were to happen to me, I have taken steps to make sure Alfie and Elisa will learn the truth. Nice talking to you. Have a nice day.
Quique is happy for DrT. Hopefully you will find in this woman what you are looking for.  Door knock. They think it is II, but it is Paloma to tell them Ramona found out she is pregnant and she needs to ask them a HUGE HUGE HUGE favor. They say yes without hearing what it is first (BAD MOVE!). She had to tell Ramona that the baby she is expecting is Quique’s. DrT is outraged… Quique not so much. He can understand Paloma because of what he himself is going through with Flo. Paloma is very thankful of Quique. The lie does not have to last long, only until Elisa marries Gael.  DrT wants her to tell Gael.  DrT sends Quique and Paloma ahead to the consultorio, he is expecting someone else. Paloma begs DrT.
Flo(cute maternity dress) arrives at Castanon procesa and is blown away that ‘Elisa has created all this from nothing’. She wants to see Quique, convinces the receptionist to let her wait for him in his office.
Elisa and Gael are walking around Valladolid, Gael is excited to tell her how all the region has been working on restoring the old churches and buildings, convents, etc and restored the plaza. They even built resort hotels by the cenotes.
At La Anita procesa, Gabino wants to talk to Dam. Dam says we have to talk about something serious. Gab brought him a cigar, a real good Cuban. Dam passes on it, I don’t smoke. Dam wants to cancel the contract with Gabino since Gabino has not been able to grow a single habanero. Gabino whines and blames the darn white fly pest. Says Alfie won’t let Dam cancel the contract. Dam says the one at head of the procesa is me. Gab says you can’t afford to lose another supplier. Can’t lose another supplier to Elisa’s procesa. Dam says not your problem. Dam asks are you so desperate as a farmer that you want to go back to work here as a simple employee? Gab says that’s not where I am going. I don’t want to be employee, want to be your associate. Dam says in this my mother is right, no one without the Arango surname will be at the head of this business. NOONE!.
II finally arrives at DrT’s. He is very charming and cuddly with her, she does not seem so engaged into it. She came without suitcases. She cries, still with sunglasses on, came to say goodbye, can’t leave Gabino. DrT disappointed… II says Gabino discovered her when she was about to leave with the bags.  She tries to make him swallow a ‘I don’t love you as much as I thought’ lie. He knows she is lying, he ends up grabbing her and taking her glasses off. He is mad, grabs her, yells at her to not treat him as an imbecil, she is afraid of Gabino. Now she says she does love DrT but is very afraid of Gabino. DrT whispers he will kill Gabino with his own hands. II looking away and down is smirking, (that is what she wanted all along).
Out in fields somewhere Gabino and Orange Ho… Gabino swears to OrangeHo he will kick II out of his hacienda. She will stay at LaErmita though. OrangeHo says that is not good enough. She knows too much about her, saw the plane tix. Gabino says II can’t spill beans because she knows he would not like that. But II will stay at LaErmita because it is convenient for him. II is untouchable for OrangeHo.
Ramona arrives at Castanon procesa. Also ends up heading to Quique’s office. Flo is sitting there. They both figure out who is the woman in front of them.  Flo says ‘finally got to meet the town witch’. ‘not a witch but I am old and savy, you can’t deceive me. You are not pregnant.
Alfie arrives at BeGoneYa’s supposedly to try to scare Quique into not looking for Flo anymore, but BegoneYa in true form spills that Paloma is expecting Quique’s child… Alfie seems to consider that even better than whatever she had in mind.
Back at Castanon procesa… Flo keeps in denyal, Ramona keeps saying ‘I know what I am saying, because I can compare you to another woman I know who is indeed expecting a child’. I don’t know of man’s medicine, but I do know what my mother learned from my grandma. (Flo doesn’t let her touch her belly… LOL!!) Ramona says ‘you better talk to Damian before I do’.
Previews:  Quique proposes to Paloma, BeGoneYa says ‘over my dead body’. Gab points a gun at Gael. Elisa and II nervous outside. Flo tells Ramona the one she will have to hide above anyone else is Alfie. (VO: But Dam suspects something)

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