Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Qué Bonito Amor #101 (Mex 139) Tuesday 9/3/13 Say, you look familiar, and a new Godfather is in town

Que Bonito Amor Cap 139, 9-03-13—Say, you look familiar; and a new Godfather is in town

Hola everyone. I'm filling in tonight!

EVENTS MAY BE CONDENSED AND NOT LISTED IN STRICT ORDER, TO SAVE MY SANITY.

JAntos talks to the moon through the bars of his cell and says how it's been his and Maria's "accomplice" and wants the moon (???) to assist Maria in living her life happily "for the both of them," since his life is over and everything's turned to crap. But, he tells the moon, even though his life is crap, he will never stop loving Maria.

Talkin' to the moon while in prison. What else would a guy do?

Meanwhile, Maria is mooning over JAntos (heh—see what I did there?) and Wendy comes over to apologize for being such a bitch, mentions that JAntos is such a sweet guy that he's forgiven her even though she turned her back on him, yadda yadda. Maria is very warm to her. She tells Wendy that even though she didn't get her travel visa that she'll find a way to see JAntos.

The Godfather got Orange Guiliano out of prison by lies and fake alibis and whatever, and Guilano is on his knees, grateful for it all. But the Godfather doesn't want to hear it, he wants to bump off Guiliano who has proven to be useless! He pulls out a gun . . . Uh oh!

Meanwhile, Derecho is pissed that the Godfather got Guiliano out, and is starting to suspect that Justo is right, and the Godfather is behind all of this. He and Curtis will pay the Godfather a visit.

Back with Orangie and the Godfather, they struggle for the gun and it goes off!

JAntos and Michael are talking about Wendy's baby and JAntos is grateful for Michael being willing to take on Wendy's kid. Darren (blue-eyed earring guy) comes in and informs them that Orangie got out of prison. Major impactado!

The Godfather is dead, long live the Godfather! Orangie takes the old Godfather's hat and puts it on, and looks insane as he proclaims that he's the Godfather now. And he vows to get JAntos! Crazy dude doing all of this while the old Godfather is assuming room temperature on the floor.

Let's hope that the old Godfather didn't have any head lice. On second thought, let's hope he did . . .
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La Tempestad, September 2nd. Capitulo 26.

I am attempting to try to get to my recap, but my laptop doesn't want to start.  I am having the IT guy look at it and hopefully get it to work.  Sorry guys!

Padre Tomas consoles his sister.  He understands that it was hard for her to keep her secret.

Fulgencio finds out that the guy they find spying at the beach is Lazaro, his son.  He forbids the men to kill him.

Mercedes cries to Alicia that her daughter Magdalena did not only have a bad life, but is an alcoholic. 
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Monday, September 02, 2013

Corazon Indomable #80, 9/2/ 2013: Doom, Gloom, and an Unhappy Bride & Groom

Recap by LatinaInMD

Both parts are now up.

Previously:  After some deep thought-bubbling, Octavio admits to himself that he has always loved Maricruz.  Esther kisses her baby, then Sooty Clory (Clorinda) places him in his basket with hot bottles; Esther is concerned the baby is so quiet, as No-Class Jackass (Jose Antonio) tries to reassure her.  Eduardo and Araceli’s wedding takes place.  (For more details, see Carlos’ brilliant recap of episode #79).  Esther touches the baby and screams that he is cold. 

Bride and groom march down the aisle to the sounds of “Here Comes the Bride,” as Octavio and MariAle march arm-in-arm close behind them.  They exchange a few verbal jabs, then MariAle asks Octavio if he would like to be the padrino at her wedding to the guv; he declines, saying it is of “little importance” to him.  Flirty Doris approaches, tells Octavio he looks gorgeous and suggests a long night of dancing to celebrate “THIS” – whatever “this” is.  He does his best to annoy MariAle by flirting right back at Doris, taking her arm, and then walking away with her, without so much as a “see ya” to MariAle.  Not to be outdone, MariAle goes up to the guv and begins her own bit of flirting.  The two sparring spouses continue their little “Who’s the best flirt?” contest, partnering with their respective paramours while continuing to eye each other from time to time.

Meanwhile, things are looking quite gloomy on the rocky Royal Lands (that’s what “Realengo” means).  As Esther desperately screams for Jackass to bring the baby to her, Sooty Clory and No-Class Jackass are now outside the Neo-Shotgun-Style shack (so dubbed for all those shotgun holes in the walls).  The look on Jackass’ ashen face says it all.  (Sorry Carlos; I at least knew what was coming, but this must be a shock for you.)  As Clory helplessly tries to do something, it’s pretty clear the little angel is no more.  (Let’s observe a moment of silence in his memory, shall we?  Oh, no, says Mrs. Mejia.  That won’t do.  Instead, let’s cut briefly to the philandering hubby smooching with his fiancée right in front of his wife.  Bravo, Mrs. Mejia.  Your sensitivity knows no bounds.)  Jackass asks Clory if she is sure the baby is dead.  She suggests he touch him.  Jackass touches the baby and reacts with somewhat genuine sorrow, but given his recent behavior, it somehow rings hollow.  – uhm, that rhyme was not intentional.)
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Qué Bonito Amor #100 (Mex 138) Monday 9/2/13 Moonstruck


Capitulo 138: Moonstruck

Lo del Pasado

Under a full moon, Santos contemplates how time passes so slowly in the Big House. He and Mike are taken to another room where they find Giuliano bound and gagged.

Lo de Nuevo

Federal Prison: Santos hits Giuliano once, then gets him out of the chair. Giuliano looks appropriately afraid, then defiant.

JNTR Club Room: Alone onstage Maria kneels on a floor covered in rose petals and sings “ Tu eres mi verdad“ She then announces that everyone will get a rose to present to the one they love. Instrumental love theme is heard.
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PEAM #125- 9/2/13-Hit The Road, Mal, You Idiot and Don't Ya Come Back Back No More No More, Wink, Wink

Happy Labor Day to all. 
I’m subbing for Cheryl tonight, who I hope is enjoying herself in Italy and France.  Lucky gal!! Cheryl always starts with a beautiful natural picture.  
Tranquility
Del Pasado:
Mal the idiot poisons Jesus’ coffee and hopes that he dies.  What a two faced idiot??  He wastes time talking stupidly and about Alma while watching Jesus drink the poisoned drink.  Jesus throws him out of his office.  Someone has to work.
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TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: Week of September 2, 2013

Hope you all enjoyed the Labor Day weekend.  Here's your new page.

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Sunday, September 01, 2013

Qué Bonito Amor #99 (Mex 137) Friday 8/30/13 Santos Gets His Wish


Cap# 137

In El Lay, Santos says his last Good-Bye to papi Justo, he tells Michael and Darren he’d rather sacrifice his life than that of his loved ones—but boy would he love to have at it with Guilliano!  Darren says that can be arranged.  The guards arrive a couple minutes later and take Mikey and Santos to their new cell.  Yep they’re gonna be cell mates. 

Horny old Ruben figures if he can’t have the one he wants he’ll love the one he’s with (apologies to Sr. Sills).  La Trampira de Elvira is down with that.  They seal the deal with a glass of champagne—apparently E-e-e-e-vi-i-l-l-l-l-l, like water, seeks its own--in this case, low--level eventually. 
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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Porque el Amor Manda #124: Happy Feet, Cross-Eyes and Sticky Fingers

At an unspecified Nuevo Leon honky-tonk, Jess & Oli are having a big ol' co-ed bachelor party cowboy dance event thingy, and emotions are running high. The novios play kissy-face and drink beer. Lots of snippy celos among the geritol gang, with Su glaring at Pan, who's glaring at Chatita, who's mostly just rolling her eyes. The only one of them who seems to be having a good time is Saturnino. He must have left the meter running.

Maricela shows up looking like the Sundance Kid's naughty dream, but Rico won't dance with her. Yvonne's clearly been using the Discuamatic. I think it's time to lend it to Don Gil for a while. Peppy music, gloopy food porn, accordion product placement, etc.
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La Tempestad #25- 8/30/13: Aba Daba Honeymooooon!



 

Ahoy, La Tempestad Maties, and A Happy Labor Day to Y'all! Hope you are enjoying the last days of summer. We have moved to the pier again because so much is going on, on the water this epi. This recap will not be in order, so please enjoy your Tequila Sunrises, put the spyglass to your eye so we can see what is what with His Deliciousness (DamFab) and his lovely wife, er, his Pesering Wifey Pooh on that sailboat.


The Rehash:
Commandante with Jaz and she is scared. He wants to know about others in organization, like who is the leader, and that he knows she is really Lu and not Jaz. She only knows about Nereo and noone else. He'll go so as not to get her in trouble, they'll meet again to talk some more.

DamDelicious has returned to port as the Harbor Master has called him back in for something urgent. Ester stays on the boat. She isn't happy. She wants him to hurry. She thinks everything is going er, swimmingly.

Herny at the pool thinking about how he'll get rid of DamDelicious during his honeymoon, he is now a partner in bidness with Marina in which she will be close to him. Herny's womens have arrived. They work hard for the money, so hard for it honey, er, well you know. They are in his room changing. They now come out to the pool, group kissing ensues, I'll leave it at that.

DamDelicious goes to the Harbor Master to see what is up and of course encounters Marina. She called him back to tell him she'll  fight for her love, she'll prove she ain't no coward. It's getting warm ladies and gentlemen. Now it's getting warmer with that nice bear hug he gives Marina, sigh! Besos now ensue. He'll think about her the whole trip and she'll be waiting for him to come back.

Ester is getting impatient on the sailboat. Her DamDelicious hubby should have been back by now!

DamFabilicious has Marina in his manly muscular arms and she tells him about hearing his Madrina and how the voice told her to get Damilicious to come back. He says he saw his Madrina and mentions it was like a warning of danger. The only danger is a trip with PesterEster. He doesn't think there is any danger. Marina wants him to be careful. Everything is fine and dandy, hush your mouth Capitancito! It's like putting the devil on the wall. Old German expression, my dearly departed Mama used to say this all the time. It's like saying, Don't say it cause it may happen! Now DamDelicious has Marina encircled in those manly arms of his, pulls her close and ravishes her with kisses. Ester comes upon them and is pithed. She doesn't confront them though, she feels humilated and thinks how long will this slut of a woman be chasing her DamDelicious hubby. but she will not be separated from her DamDelicious hunk of a manly man on her honeymoon. Yeah, keep dreaming Estercita! She stalks off.


The New Hash:

Ain't Misbehavin'
Damdelicious and Marina are still out in front of the Harbor Master's office still sucking face in front of the whole town. Just imagine if Fully or Herny had come by! What about Bea, the scandal! Anyhoo, it's time to say bye for now. Fabilicious tells Marina she is the only woman he will eva love, to remember that, but he's gotta go with the PesterEster. She knows she will think about him all that time and he asks her to wait for him. They ti amo each other and many besos and he reluctantly walks away. The theme song plays.

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Corazón Indomable Fri August 30 There Will Be Mud


I have a feeling the actual mud eating will be drawn out tonight and we won't actually see it until Friday...LoriLoo

 Maybe you'll even get the wedding tonight...Vivi

there looks like a high risk pregnancy on its way to delivery tonight as well... Carlos


And so it was...

As the time for tonight's episode draws near some of our more rabid mudthirsty Carayistas are already assuming their places. We immediately spot the placid Madame Judy deFarge already rocking in front of her flickering vintage black and white Philco impassively tending her knitting. Gringo Robespierre is nervously glancing  at his watch and muttering to himself about some goddess, mud eating, and sweet revenge. Let's tune into the show...

Ester is lying on the ground just outside the embarrassment of a hovel that  José Antonio has constructed for them to live in. Her new BFF Clorinda announces that she has brought dessert but seeing her neighbor sprawled out unconscious on the earth she rushes to her side shouting,

"¡Ay, Jesús Cristo!"

and tries to rouse her.
She Must Have Added Too Much Onion To Those Beans

I'm guessing those delicious rice and beans with onion, salt, and the little microscopic river creatures will be put on hold for the moment. Heck, one of my favorite things about these TNs is the delicious food.

Suddenly we are transported to Isla Dorada, Ester will simply have to wait for now.

Lucía is impeccably dressed in a stunning blue gown as she climbs up a slight incline followed by casino employees, Maricruz, Octavio, Miguel, Doris and other invited guests. She stops short and gasps as it dawns on her what Maricruz has planned for her. She wasn't expecting a bed of roses, but irony of ironies that is exactly what she is confronted with. However this rose bed has been altered slightly and she finds herself gazing into the gaping maw of a freshly prepared mud pit. We are treated to sepia flashbacks to an earlier time and an earlier mud pit... a fango lined with cacti. It suddenly occurs to her,

"I should have dressed more casually for this."



I Should Have Worn An Old Dress

Yep, a fango and here she is dressed more appropriately for tango.
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Friday, August 30, 2013

Weekend Discussion: Paging Carla Estrada! We have a project for you!

For a long time I've thought about what a great job Televisa could do if they had the remake rights to the US cult-TV classic Dark Shadows.  Consider how it could be improved with an earlier period of time for the birth of its unusual protagonist (how about the 15th century?), the addition of legends like that of La Llorona, and the right cast.  Of course, the original music by Robert Cobert would be there along with more great stuff from Jorge Avendaño and Carlos Paramo.

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The Honeymoon Does Not Begin


 With A Guest Appearance from Tomas the Magnificent, World Famous Psychic

San Francisco, California
Friday, 30 August, 2013

So I was doing some remote viewing and I found myself pretty intrigued with the goings on in R-Laydee. Arson? A twin kidnapped at birth and separated from her Mother and sister? The Captain of a local fishing boat is the hottest thing since newly baked bread? Interesting.

I gave my friend Eusebia a call. Doña Eusebia and I are old pals: we met at a psychic’s convention in Nuestra Señora del Mar, Veracruz, Mexico, in 1989. She was demonstrating Mayan cures for depression and I was speaking on my favorite topic, ‘Good Intentions’. You know, how the Road to Hell is paved with them? Anyway, we have been close friends ever since.

Eusebia and I used to schedule time to speak remotely—mind to mind— twice a month. These days we have both gotten a little lazy and tend to catch up on our iPhones, but I still keep a remote ‘eye’ on Nuestra Señora del Mar just to keep in touch. I love that funky little fishing village on the Gulf.

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Qué Bonito Amor #98 (Mex 136) Thursday 8/29/13 Que Bonito Estancamiento

Maria gives Amalia a shot.  Amalia wonders how much more misfortune they can handle.  She can't stop worrying about her daughters.  Even Wendy doesn't think Maria is safe with Ruben on the loose.

Ruben's bleeding from a head wound and even that didn't burst his thought bubble of "Maria will be mine!"

Santos tells Michael that Etrusco came to visit him and threatened Maria.

Wendy decides to call her dad and tell him to get her the hell out of there.  She's back to blaming Santos for this mess, but Amalia (!) and Maria defend him.  Maria blames Wendy's dead boyfriend.

Santos tells Michael he's ready to sacrifice his life and spend it in jail to keep Maria safe.  He waxes rhapsodic about how wonderful Maria is.  He hopes she'll live for both of them now.

Amalia doesn't want to just wait around and see what's going to happen.  She only half jokes that they sure could use a man around the place.  As Maria rightly points out, they don't need no stinkin' man…they've got the Virgen!  Plus Jorge Alfredo is in her heart.
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Thursday, August 29, 2013

CI Cap. 78 8-29-13 Oh, the Drama and the Trauma! Lucia’s Invited to the Rose Garden and Ester’s Between the Rocks and a Hard Place.






          The strands of drama (Lucia) and trauma (Ester) twist tightly through this episode, with only a few bits of wedding fluff for comic relief.

Previously
          Doris and Mariana discuss the upcoming Ed/Arecely wedding and how SUD will go so Daddy Gov will stay home. (Hey, it made sense to Doris.)
          Ed and Teflon Tav discuss the wedding madrina and compare the bride’s cheap dress with Doris’ expensive couture creation. The guys agree it’s the woman inside who counts. Tav loved MariCruz in rags more than MariAle in satin.
          Arecely and Sonia are thrilled to open a check for $3,000 in honeymoon money from Madrina MariAle. The Gov, meanwhile, is sending a check for $1,000 while Doris chips in a measly $200 (not too much, not too little she says).
          After a chilly formal greeting, our two gorgeous antagonists get down to business. Lucia hopes for mercy, but MA is quick to point out Lucia showed no mercy to her, so she can’t expect any in return.  However, there’s another option and Lucia can do her bit.

The Cat Toys with the Mouse
          MariAle tells Lucia her plan for redeeming Miguel’s IOUs so he won’t have to go to jail for non-payment. If she agrees, the payment term is extended to one year. If not, it’s only 24 hours. When MA says it’s a hard thing, Lucia sarcastically says she’s sure it is. Really, the merciless MA continues, it’s simple, but annoying. (A little understatement here, MA?) 

          The smiling ice queen tells her victim that so much could happen in a year. A defiant Lucia claims she doesn’t regret anything she did, with MA retorting “You will.” When Lucia opts into the plan, MA tells her to bring Miguel and Tav with her at 4 pm tomorrow afternoon, to rendezvous on the casino dock.

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PEAM #123-8/29/13-It Wasn't Me It Was The One Armed Man-Round 2

The past:

Chatita and her potty pot are at home blaming herself for losing Panfilo.  She has to think of something to rock Panfilo’s world.

Rogue has a nightmare that Moronica serves up a roasted Sanson. Rogue was relieved that it was only a nightmare.
Alma wants to call Jesus but he surprises her with tulips and an apology. Ahhh, he’s Alma’s super hero.  Jesus justifies to Alma why he is giving Marta another chance.  He shares his overflowing plate of tasks with Alma, but he had to see her.

Pati gets ready to get out of the car and bids Elais goodnight after their first kiss.
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Corazon Indomable #77 The Truth It Must Be Told

I can’t believe it’s my turn again for the recap. Didn’t I just do it?


Here's part 1:

We start with MA informing Miguel that she’s calling in her debt. Miguel says that he needs time to repay her but MA wants it now. She therefore wants the ranch. Miguel says he won’t part with the ranch and MA says there’s one way to keep the ranch, it’s to have Lucia come to ask for the IOUs.

Miguel runs to Octavio to cry on his shoulder. He mentions that MC wants to put him in jail if he doesn’t pay up, even after he was the one who got her out of jail. Thankfully, Oblivio fired up his brain this morning and reminds Miguel that it was his wife that put her wrongfully in jail in the first place. He tells him that MC wants Lucia to go see her, so that she can humiliate her. Yes! Me too! But wait. Captain Oblivio has a plan. He’ll go instead. Wait, what? That’s the plan? That’ll work against a woman who spends night and day plotting her revenge against people she despises. Except your not that cute Oblivio.
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La Tempestad Cap #23 Wed, 28 August - I'm Nobody! Who are you?*



*With a nod to Emily Dickinson. I hope she doesn’t mind. (And everybody is somebody.)



Old hat: Mercedes calls the mystery number. Mucky Mag answers the phone but nobody’s home. According to Mags she is Nadie, nadie, nadie. "That voice," sighs Mercedes. Hernan makes his heinous offer to Maria. “Take me on as a partner”. No Marina no!!


New hat: Marina says it’s gonna cost a bundle. Hernan wants to rebuild the empacadora together, build a dream together, JUNTOS. Blech.


Marina says she needs to consult with Mercedes first. Hernan tells her to accept it, they will be partners and together they will rebuild the fishery.


Dam tells Pestercita he’s ready to set sail (zarpar) for that trip she’s been yearning for SO MUCH. But he asks that she have no illusions. It’s no honeymoon baby, it’s a good-bye voyage. (So why bother?)

 
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Qué Bonito Amor #97 (Mex 135) Wednesday 8/28/13 OJ leads police on slow speed chase; El Padrino makes an offer that Santos can’t refuse.


·         Santos is told who El Padrino is:  one of the most feared capos of El Mafia who is surely behind the gang responsible for the fraud.  He should be careful and not speak his name too loudly; he has followers everywhere – a la Voldermort.  Santos swears he'll make him pay for everything he's been through.

·         JNTR – Maria and Susie meet w/Concho and demand he draw up an agreement ensuring that all employees receive seguro social, a 5% raise, and vacation time.  They threaten him with arbitration.
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PEAM #122- 8/28/13: A Lot Happens at Avon, and Nothing To Do With Work! WooHoo!


Recap by Pablo

We all know that two restless girls, a dog and a tube of superglue is not a good combination, right?
We might not know what are they up to, but with that in mind, I wouldn't sleep! Or I'd sleep with one eyed superglued!

Alma and Jesús exchange vows yet again, they look like the perfect couple. Maybe they are. Who knows? Could this be the calm before the storm?

Everybody deserves a second chance, even if that kills you!

Jéssica wants to break up with Oliverio and Xóchitl advises her not to. On the other side of the wall, Ricardo and Oli cry like girls even though the doctor has promised Oli a vaccine to cure the allergy he has to Jéssica´s kisses.

Jesús doesn't feel well... looks like his nose is too big for that head and is pulling him down. His eyesight is blurry and he grabs the chair. The only good remedy for those dizziness attacks is PEAM bottled water. Yes! The same water Alma drinks. You know you can always trust the same company that makes uniforms and lap tops, right?
There's gotta be something in that PEAM water, maybe is ionized, maybe has been solarized, the thing is that as soon as you take a sip, you feel better again, like a new man! Good, because in 15 minutes the deadline expires  to deliver some project.
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Qué Bonito Amor #96 (Mex 134) Tuesday 8/27/13 Que Pasa?

Not sure if there was a mix up in who was to recap last night, but it's getting late.  I'm sure you are all bursting with comments about all the action last night.  Please feel free to unload here.  If the recap appears, I'll delete this and paste any comments under the recap.

All I remember was that:
1) Maria was turned down at the visa office because the U.S. officials saw that she was a delinquente, arrested for harboring a known (?) criminal.

2) Santos is yanked from his cell and put in a darkened room and he's sure he's going to be tortured or killed, but it turns out that it's Michael and Big Guy who are there to greet him.  The two "bros" fill each other in on everything that has gone on in their lives.

3) Lourdes and Don Concho don't know what to do about their errant daughter.

4) Maria gets prepared to face down Concho and heads there with Susanito (he has the documents that prove he truly is a biological descendent of Don Concepcion--aptly named, I would say).

4) Derecho has his medal snatched back because Don Justo threatens to sue the State of California for inept investigation and putting his son's safety at risk. [Thank you, Decie]

5) OJ makes a phone call threatening Don Justo's family (I think). The phone booth says, "Telephone" in yellow, so he must be stateside.

6) Don Justo meets with El Padrino and ElP wants to know where OJ called from (I think).

7) We have a truly unnecessary scene with Roddy giving Paloma the surprise of her life--a runaway horsie ride.  Apparently, it all turns out alright, because they have a picnic.

8) Wendy is having a hard time adjusting to life in the barrio--in mid-shower, the water dries up, literally leaving her in a soapy shampoo dither. [Thank you Decie]

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