Saturday, February 15, 2014
Lo que la vida me robo Cap #69, 2-14-14, Finally, some regrets, apologies, and comeuppances . . .
Lo que la vida me robo Cap #69, 2-14-14, Finally, some regrets, apologies, and comeuppances . . .
RECAP WRITTEN ON THE FLY AND QUICKER THAN USUAL (my apologies).
Refried of Maria and Monse giving each other the stinkeye. Monse tells Bitch Maria that Ale is all hers, Monse doesn't want that douchebag anymore. Monse gave him a perfect out by filing for divorce, but the idiot wouldn't sign the papers! Bitch Maria seems uneasy about that. She tries to convince Ale to sign the papers, but now that Ale knows that he's the baby daddy, there's no way. Bitch Maria also informs him that JL won't be pressing charges.
Ale confesses to Bitch Maria that he's been an idiot, he's been wrong about anything and he hopes he can prevent losing his wife and child. He needs to get out of prison ASAP! Bitch Maria does not look happy about this.
Rosario is telling Tia how exciting and emotional it was when she outted herself to Ale as his mom, and how wonderful it was to hear him call her "Mom." She's going to try to convince Ale that Monse was never unfaithful.
Angelica's mom is worried about Angelica's wellbeing, with JL being in the hospital and not doing well. Mom wants Angel to look after herself, but Angelica won't be happy if she's not around JL. Angel tells her mom that JL is in pretty bad shape and needs her, and furthermore, if JL kicks the bucket, what reason does Angel have to keep alive herself? Off Angel goes to look after her hubby and her mom doesn't try to stop her.
Angel's dad visits Ale and they discuss his situation. Ale is starting to think that maybe JL and Monse were not betraying him after all. Angel's dad will help Ale get out of jail. Medina can help do it. Ale doesn't trust Medina, but Angel's dad asks, "You trust me, don't you?" Angel's dad wants to make a business deal with Ale—the lands that Medina is after, don't sell them, but let Angel's dad (don't recall his name) well, let Angel's dad oversee them and use them. It would be good business. Ale looks like he's considering it.
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| Get used to that position, ON YOUR KNEES, buddy, because you're going to be having to do a lot of it if you hope to be forgiven! |
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| BUSTED! You can't so easily dismiss all the crap you've done this time! |
RECAP WRITTEN ON THE FLY AND QUICKER THAN USUAL (my apologies).
Refried of Maria and Monse giving each other the stinkeye. Monse tells Bitch Maria that Ale is all hers, Monse doesn't want that douchebag anymore. Monse gave him a perfect out by filing for divorce, but the idiot wouldn't sign the papers! Bitch Maria seems uneasy about that. She tries to convince Ale to sign the papers, but now that Ale knows that he's the baby daddy, there's no way. Bitch Maria also informs him that JL won't be pressing charges.
Ale confesses to Bitch Maria that he's been an idiot, he's been wrong about anything and he hopes he can prevent losing his wife and child. He needs to get out of prison ASAP! Bitch Maria does not look happy about this.
Rosario is telling Tia how exciting and emotional it was when she outted herself to Ale as his mom, and how wonderful it was to hear him call her "Mom." She's going to try to convince Ale that Monse was never unfaithful.
Angelica's mom is worried about Angelica's wellbeing, with JL being in the hospital and not doing well. Mom wants Angel to look after herself, but Angelica won't be happy if she's not around JL. Angel tells her mom that JL is in pretty bad shape and needs her, and furthermore, if JL kicks the bucket, what reason does Angel have to keep alive herself? Off Angel goes to look after her hubby and her mom doesn't try to stop her.
Angel's dad visits Ale and they discuss his situation. Ale is starting to think that maybe JL and Monse were not betraying him after all. Angel's dad will help Ale get out of jail. Medina can help do it. Ale doesn't trust Medina, but Angel's dad asks, "You trust me, don't you?" Angel's dad wants to make a business deal with Ale—the lands that Medina is after, don't sell them, but let Angel's dad (don't recall his name) well, let Angel's dad oversee them and use them. It would be good business. Ale looks like he's considering it.
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| Ale in jail. |
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Mentir Para Vivir #92 Fri 2/14/14 Paloma's Birthday Bash Gets Crashed
capítulo 92
At Snoop Mansion, Homero listens to Jacqui's explanation and her desire to rectify her dead daddy's dastardly doings by using his vast wealth to do good deeds. Snoops realizes that Daughter of Ho King is not involved with the Mafiosi de Santo Domingo. She offers to get the inside skinny on the new realty development business that JL has invested her daddy's dinero in, if she can.
Later that day, Padre Huaraches 'n Socks has coffee with Piero. He tells Piero he's in love with Jaqui. Piero is all sour grapes-y and warns him about their going in cahoots with Snoops, cuz he only cares about the big collar and not about all the little people he uses and involves who might get hurt in the meantime.
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Friday, February 14, 2014
Que pobres tan ricos #30 Feb 14, 2014 Updated. The event day... some surprises, some chaos and out of nowhere, a knight in shining armor!! and for Mini and A-hole.. an unexpected request.
Chuy: Chamaca si, tacones no!
Nepo offers help… gives Chuy the money. Chuy confesses to Lupita. Lupita nodding at Nepo.
Lo Nuevo:
A-hole arguing with Vilma about the Nopalera property. Not normal for my grandpa’s ‘tastes’. Vilma would rather not go to a place like that ‘a woman with ‘class’ like me’. He suggests she go with a chofer or with some escort from the company. Mini comes in, A-hole gets sloppy with her, Vilma about to gag.
Lupita argues with Chuy about having accepted the loan from Nepo. Chuy says not time to get too proud. Chuy almost spills the beans about the ‘cousins’, Lupita signals him and he fakes choking. Nepo tries to make amends, but Lupita not buying what he’s selling. Lupita miffed at Chuy for not having consulted her.
By ring, JT and Frida, JT nervous, Frida calls her friends, apparently the equipment has not arrived. [ The guy on the other end phone gives her the excuse of having a hard time finding the place. Seems like the guy is Tato’s buddy. He asks Tato what to tell her. Tato says he is planning his own surprise for Frida.]
Back to fonda/ring. Listening to her phone call, JT smells a rat. But just then the guys arrive. They guys see the place with the ring and say its “a bit freaky”. JT and his friend go out with the guys to unload the equipment, Frida leans on ring and sighs in relief. Her ex boyfriend finally makes his entrance and she is surprised (and not too positively) to see him there. She just wants him to leave. He claims he was just worried about her. She is just helping these guys out. And yes, she is living there. He tries to grab her and JT comes to her rescue. They guy talks down to JT. They mock that JT is named ‘Tizoc’. Leo recognizes ‘Tato’ from up the steps and warns MA about it.
Lupita finally gives in and accepts and thanks Nepo for the money. Chuy hugs Nepo. Que Dios se lo pague. Lupita won’t have the ‘Dios se lo pague’, she will pay him for every peso. But she is thankful nonetheless. Chuy and Nepo relieved.
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Nepo offers help… gives Chuy the money. Chuy confesses to Lupita. Lupita nodding at Nepo.
Lo Nuevo:
A-hole arguing with Vilma about the Nopalera property. Not normal for my grandpa’s ‘tastes’. Vilma would rather not go to a place like that ‘a woman with ‘class’ like me’. He suggests she go with a chofer or with some escort from the company. Mini comes in, A-hole gets sloppy with her, Vilma about to gag.
Lupita argues with Chuy about having accepted the loan from Nepo. Chuy says not time to get too proud. Chuy almost spills the beans about the ‘cousins’, Lupita signals him and he fakes choking. Nepo tries to make amends, but Lupita not buying what he’s selling. Lupita miffed at Chuy for not having consulted her.
By ring, JT and Frida, JT nervous, Frida calls her friends, apparently the equipment has not arrived. [ The guy on the other end phone gives her the excuse of having a hard time finding the place. Seems like the guy is Tato’s buddy. He asks Tato what to tell her. Tato says he is planning his own surprise for Frida.]
Back to fonda/ring. Listening to her phone call, JT smells a rat. But just then the guys arrive. They guys see the place with the ring and say its “a bit freaky”. JT and his friend go out with the guys to unload the equipment, Frida leans on ring and sighs in relief. Her ex boyfriend finally makes his entrance and she is surprised (and not too positively) to see him there. She just wants him to leave. He claims he was just worried about her. She is just helping these guys out. And yes, she is living there. He tries to grab her and JT comes to her rescue. They guy talks down to JT. They mock that JT is named ‘Tizoc’. Leo recognizes ‘Tato’ from up the steps and warns MA about it.
Lupita finally gives in and accepts and thanks Nepo for the money. Chuy hugs Nepo. Que Dios se lo pague. Lupita won’t have the ‘Dios se lo pague’, she will pay him for every peso. But she is thankful nonetheless. Chuy and Nepo relieved.
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Por Siempre Mi Amor US #52 2/14/14-Worst Valentine's Day Ever
I have no idea what Mexican capitulos we got tonight. The notes that follow are based on what was aired by Univision. I'll flesh it out more tomorrow.
- Osvi and Tita plan to announce their engagement, but Art takes a page from Bruno's book (How To Be a Jerk and Alienate Loved Ones by T. Inpunchbowl) and spills all of Osvi's dirty laundry beans. Osvi has a son AND he never acknowledged him or gave him his name. Osvi swears he tried to take responsibility, but Katia disappeared and only recently showed up. Tita is devastated, breaks up the party and asks Osvi to leave.
- FeVier acts like a jealous girl and tells Ara if she's so bothered by Este seeing them together, then she should go console him.
- Ara confronts Ileana about letting Este in their room. Ileana swears it was Dafne and that she kept her word and didn't say a word about FeVier showing up. Ara doesn't believe her. Later Ileana confronts Dafne, who denies she did anything wrong.
- Este pouts and Chris encourages him to forget the capricious twit. (I'll rewatch and add more detail tomorrow.)
Labels: siempre
Weekend Discussion: Alpha Males
However, after long observation, I have determined that there is an ideal male facial type that is very prominent among the alpha male types we encounter in entertainment. It consists of some combination of the following traits:
Labels: stars, telenovelas, weekend
Mentir Para Vivir #91 Thu 2/13/14 Consultar para Confirmar
Homero discusses his intentions toward Jackie with Ric and Paloma. Paloma seems surprised, since Jackie is such a nice girl. Francisco's henchdude comes to pick up Lina's bicycle, but Ric refuses and Paloma backs him up. Paloma demands to know if Homero can't have him picked up already! But Homero's only mostly sure. What he is sure about is that we're nearly done with this schlock. And that Jackie doesn't know who he is, or that he was after her dad. "Or she's a good liar," Ric points out.
Mariano gives Jackie the tour of Hermosillo. She gets to see the Deer Dance in a plaza and then they go off to look at some pottery.
Mama Barragan shows up at Casa Bonito, where she's welcomed by Lucina. Lucina apologizes for not being able to give Mama B a room, cause they're all full up. After some confusion about Jackie's name, they establish that yes, she is staying there. Mama B looks anxious.
Mariano shows Jackie some Yaqui and Seri crafts in a little store. He talks about how long it takes to weave a basket that's nearly his size. Jackie asks about the Pitic festival. Mariano says that was the original name of the city and he'd really like her to stay and see it. He invites her to lookout point…makeout point?
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Mariano gives Jackie the tour of Hermosillo. She gets to see the Deer Dance in a plaza and then they go off to look at some pottery.
Mama Barragan shows up at Casa Bonito, where she's welcomed by Lucina. Lucina apologizes for not being able to give Mama B a room, cause they're all full up. After some confusion about Jackie's name, they establish that yes, she is staying there. Mama B looks anxious.
Mariano shows Jackie some Yaqui and Seri crafts in a little store. He talks about how long it takes to weave a basket that's nearly his size. Jackie asks about the Pitic festival. Mariano says that was the original name of the city and he'd really like her to stay and see it. He invites her to lookout point…makeout point?
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Labels: mentir
Que Pobres Tan Ricos #29- 2/13/14: Let The Bouts Begin!
Hola Amguis! Another rapid fire speech capitulo! My Spanish may be "off" but please fill in what I missed. This is done mainly from memory and will not be in order so as to flow better. Happy Valentine's Day Y'all!
It is Day 25 of the Infamous Smelly Suit!
MA and Lupe, she found the papers and is about to look at them, when MA catches her. He isn't pleased and tells her it's not nice to nose through others' stuff. She is petulant at being caught and tells him she could have thrown it in the trash. MA insists this paperwork is to prove his innocence and que horror! this should be lost. Better guard it better she says. They both are in a huff as he goes.
This part had alot of slang so bear with me. Frida is telling JT she is trying to borrow some equipment, of the sound variety, to replace what she "accidently" ruined. JT thinks it's a trick, but she assures him it is professional equipment, but it probably won't be there until just before the bout, the people she knows are professional musicians and use the equipment too. (Thanks Marta) JT wants to know why she is so willing to help him out, cause she's responsible she says. JT thinks she's jealous of Vanessa his novia? She could care less about Vanessa, yeah, right, sure, sure, her face speaks otherwise. JT accepts the help.
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Lo Que La Vida Me Robo capitulo 68, 13 February, 2014 - Mother and Child Reunion
Mother and Child Reunion
A Screaming Baby
In the Mendoza mansion a baby screams. The rooms in the ancient house are large, graciously proportioned and beautifully furnished. The baby, Lauro Mendoza, is not alone, but he might as well be. His grandmother, an extravagantly dressed forty-something aged woman, rushes about the house frantically, making swooshing noises where her Spanx meets silk dress and tapping sounds as she navigates the antique clay floor tiles in her sky high heels.
Lauro’s grandmother, who is called Graciela, is mumbling under her breath in Spanish, incongruously carrying a full baby bottle in her hand. She seems to be made anxious by little Lauro’s incessant wailing, but she does nothing to comfort him. She does not offer him the bottle, or comfort or simple human companionship. She offers him nothing.
There is a knock at the front door. Graciela hands the maid the baby bottle and yells that she will answer the door. Two younger women, they are called Nadia and Josefina, wait outside. Graciela rudely responds to her would-be guests, bitterly complaining that the baby’s crying is driving her mad and that she is desperate for news. Belatedly, she invites the women into the house.
They tell her that Jose Luis Alvarez in in the hospital but that he yet lives. After she hears this information Graciela he makes a hasty grab for her handbag and nearly runs out the front door.
Lauro is still crying. Josefina wonders if they should have told Doña Graciela that Alejandro Almonte is in jail. Nadia says no, if Montserrat has told her mother nothing, then she has her reasons. Nadia and Josefina hurry toward little Lauro’s room to offer the child comfort and care.
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Thursday, February 13, 2014
Por Siempre Mi Amor #51- (Online episodes 63 and 64) -2/13/14- More Baby Mama Drama and The Deflowering of Ara
Deleted scenes are in red
The Creep is forcing Sucia to go to the Raisin's funeral. Sucia doesn't think that it's a good idea to attend but the creep said that no one is going to recognize her. Their focus is on Raisin's nephew, he wants her to focus on becoming his new boo, and unbeknownst to them she already is. He will inherit his uncle's company.
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The Creep is forcing Sucia to go to the Raisin's funeral. Sucia doesn't think that it's a good idea to attend but the creep said that no one is going to recognize her. Their focus is on Raisin's nephew, he wants her to focus on becoming his new boo, and unbeknownst to them she already is. He will inherit his uncle's company.
Isa and Art discuss
Raisin's death. They plan to go to the funeral
Ileana is trying to
cheer Aranza up, over the news that Daphne dropped. Ileana tells Daphne that
she should think before she speaks, Daphne claims that it couldn't be helped
and then they argue about Daphne always messing things up. Ileana suggests that
Ara calls Isa and Daphne is afraid that Isa will think that she gossip but
Ileana assures her that Isa will be discreet.
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Mentir Para Vivir #90 Wed 2/12/14 Historias y Reflejos de una Novela que el Viento se Llevo
Precocious Alina shows Ricky her nifty new camera! Oopsie,
there’s a pic of Moms and Pops kissing! Ruh-roh! Ricky, true to
form, blows a gasket. To his credit, he waits until Alina is out of earshot.
Ines tells him not to let his imagination go wild. JL suddenly
turned to plant a hot one on her at the same moment Alina took the
picture. She couldn't very well reject him and put up a fight with Alina
there. Ricky wonders how far she'd be willing to go for her daughter and
she tells him as far as she has to. He's wrong if he thinks she's going
back to JL. Ricky starts to whine about having to go to Paloma's in the
hopes of running into her. Ines tells him she doesn't want her daughter growing
up bitter. She reminds him she was once very much in love with JL but
although Ricky may not believe her, he
is the love of her life. She walks away and he asks himself if he'll
continue to be her love tomorrow or the day after?
Labels: mentir
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Qué Pobres, Wednesday 2/12/14 (#28): The Poo of Reckoning
Alt titles:
- DaVinci's Magic Poop
- Incident of the Blurred Turd
(I feel a little guilty about going for the crappy jokes, but I just can't stop. I could try to dance around the subject, but I'd end up getting it all over my shoes.)
Adolfo tells the board of directors, or whatever they are, that he had nooooo idea that MA was defrauding the company, but that explains why MA didn't listen to any of Adolfo's suggestions and wanted to do it alllllll by himself. Adolfo will cooperate with the law in every way possible.
After Adolfo leaves, Ahole tells the board that he's been doing his own investigation, and he's sure that Adolfo was in on the fraud with MA. He doesn't have enough evidence yet, though, so he wants to keep Adolfo around for now. "Like my grandfather used to say, keep your enemies close!"
Later, Vilma worries that Adolfo might find out what Ahole is saying behind his back. Ahole is sure he's a step ahead of Adolfo. "He'll never even know it was me," he brags. Vilma tries to make a move on him. Oblivious Ahole thinks she's making a weird face at him.
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- DaVinci's Magic Poop
- Incident of the Blurred Turd
(I feel a little guilty about going for the crappy jokes, but I just can't stop. I could try to dance around the subject, but I'd end up getting it all over my shoes.)
Adolfo tells the board of directors, or whatever they are, that he had nooooo idea that MA was defrauding the company, but that explains why MA didn't listen to any of Adolfo's suggestions and wanted to do it alllllll by himself. Adolfo will cooperate with the law in every way possible.
After Adolfo leaves, Ahole tells the board that he's been doing his own investigation, and he's sure that Adolfo was in on the fraud with MA. He doesn't have enough evidence yet, though, so he wants to keep Adolfo around for now. "Like my grandfather used to say, keep your enemies close!"
Later, Vilma worries that Adolfo might find out what Ahole is saying behind his back. Ahole is sure he's a step ahead of Adolfo. "He'll never even know it was me," he brags. Vilma tries to make a move on him. Oblivious Ahole thinks she's making a weird face at him.
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Por Siempre Mi Amor #50 (U.S.), 2/12/14: FeVier Gets Busted, But the Raisin Gets Whacked
Mexico Episodes #61
& 62
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Alternate Title:
Fabricio Should Have Stayed in Monterrey, Away From These Crazy People
If I have time during the snow day tomorrow, I’ll look at
the Mexican episodes and add things that Uni cut out. But our condensed Uni
episode was filled to the brim with revelations and surprises!
Isabel is on the phone with FeVier making arrangements to
meet up tomorrow. Gabi just wants Isa to get to the point, and kick the guy out of her condo. When she hangs up, Isa tries to downplay all
the coincidences, which Gabi points out—he saved her life, then he turns up
working for their internet security company, and now he’s renting her
penthouse! He’s probably one of those obsessed stalkers. Gabi wants to tag along to the meeting. Isa
downplays again. Gabi has been watching too much Law and Order-SVU. Isa doesn’t think they should judge him just
because he reminds them of Fernando, but she does want to figure out a tactful
way of kicking him out of her condo.
Arturo reads the letters Katia left him. In them, Osvaldo
tells Katia that she is the love of his life. Had they met years earlier
(before he met his wife), then their story would have had a different end. Art
can’t continue to read the letters, nor can he believe it. He calls Dr. Elias
Caranza and asks him to come to the house right away. He shakes and holds his
head in disbelief.
That night, Sonia arrives home, still marveling that Fabricio
is Osvaldo’s son and Art’s (half) brother. Feo arrives and brags about how much
success he’s having seducing her niece. And now that he knows Aranza is inexperienced,
he is eager to plow that virgin soil and be her first. He is certain that she
is VERY in love with him. Sonia isn’t surprised considering he’s been pulling
out all the stops to romance Ara, just like he did with her (hmmm…a bit more
back story on these two). Ah, but you see, that’s not enough for Feo. He wants
to rob Ara of her will (voluntad)! He wants her to only see through his eyes.
Since Ara is balking on presenting him to her parents, he’s going to keep
trying to make inroads with becoming Isa’s friend. Who can resist Javier’s charms?
He’s not like Fernando. He’s educated, well-mannered, classy, and she owes him
her life. He loves the idea that Ara will be his (sexually) in the same place
that Isa was his mujer. S: “You’re such a pervert, Diablo.” He can’t wait for the day Art and Isa meet
their daughter’s novio, and even more for the day when they learn who he is.
Sonia points out that that will be the day he goes to jail. Feo is not worried.
He has a plan. All this nefarious talk makes them horny and they start making
out. All the while being recorded by the hidden camera Feo installed.
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Lo Que La Vida Me Robó, #67, 2/12/14: Duel on the PLAYA
It's on!
“A man may shoot the man who invades his character, as he may shoot him who attempts to break into his house.” -Samuel Johnson
An action-packed episode, amigas and amigos, with some significant movement forward ¡por fin! in our drama! I'll skip the first refrito and get to the main action.
Alejandro's Beach House, Agua Azul: Victor and Alejandro discuss the meeting that Montse (actually, Gracie sending a text pretending to be Montse) proposed between Alejandro and herself. Ever-reasonable Victor wonders if Ale is going and thinks he should--maybe Montse has something to say that will clear up Alejandro's doubts. Ale responds that the only thing she wants is to protect José-Luis. Victor suggests that maybe Montse wants to protect Ale himself.
Unfortunately, Ale is still on an interminable tour of duty in his own private WAR OF BITTERNESS AND IMPLACABLE RESENTMENT and (why am I even writing it since we all know what he's going to say?) talks again about how Montse and J-L tricked him, laughed at him, and how his life is hell. It's a thorn in his manly breast. He maintains J-L should have talked to him (Ale) man to man when he (J-L) first came to the hacienda, but Nooooo--J-L had to go and pass himself off as someone else. Ale is upset because he confided in J-L and treated him as a friend. And once again Alejandro declares that what makes him the most enraged is the fact that EVERYONE ELSE KNEW.
Unfortunately, Ale is still on an interminable tour of duty in his own private WAR OF BITTERNESS AND IMPLACABLE RESENTMENT and (why am I even writing it since we all know what he's going to say?) talks again about how Montse and J-L tricked him, laughed at him, and how his life is hell. It's a thorn in his manly breast. He maintains J-L should have talked to him (Ale) man to man when he (J-L) first came to the hacienda, but Nooooo--J-L had to go and pass himself off as someone else. Ale is upset because he confided in J-L and treated him as a friend. And once again Alejandro declares that what makes him the most enraged is the fact that EVERYONE ELSE KNEW.
Victor urges Ale to calm down for what must be the gazillionth time since episode 52 when the truth first came out, but, even at episode 67, Ale is still not listening and says don't tell him to be calm when an he feels like an idiot for being duped and how he can't forget what happened. He ends the scene by declaring that only thing he can do is make J-L pay with his life for destroying Ale's. I think he's said this before, but given that I know what's going to happen as I write, he means it even more than ever.
Labels: robo
PSMA (Por Siempre mi Amor) Recap #49 (59&60) - 2/11/14- Kissin' Cousins Caught Canoodling (Well Niece and Uncle!)
RECAP by. CORAZONSALVAJE:
Oso expresses his love for Tita.
Daffne Duck and 'Za Cone'Ja (parody of Bugs) are out together when DD has to scamper since Dante awaits her (the guy is her ride home after all!)
BrunBrun is apologizing for being the pewterschmidt of a son he has been. He no longer wants a distance between them.
Art Dad and Isa enter their lovenest, their lovegrove, their snu snu shack. LET THE LOVE MAKING BEGIN!
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Oso expresses his love for Tita.
Daffne Duck and 'Za Cone'Ja (parody of Bugs) are out together when DD has to scamper since Dante awaits her (the guy is her ride home after all!)
BrunBrun is apologizing for being the pewterschmidt of a son he has been. He no longer wants a distance between them.
Art Dad and Isa enter their lovenest, their lovegrove, their snu snu shack. LET THE LOVE MAKING BEGIN!
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Mentir Para Vivir, #89, HIGHLIGHTS A photo is worth a thousand words
Yesterday I recapped by mistake Tuesday's episode (that's why you got that butchered version of Monday, but I hope I made it up to you all with that crazy hot video).
Cynderella already posted her snarktastic recap, so I won't go through all the details again; I just want to share some of the highlights, since this is an episode I quite enjoyed.
Cynderella already posted her snarktastic recap, so I won't go through all the details again; I just want to share some of the highlights, since this is an episode I quite enjoyed.
There is a new kid on the block
Ric and Mariano are in a bar, talking about the same old, same old. Ric is married, Ines is married and sick of men as of late; Ric is afraid Ines will accept the ex (who is actually still the current as far as I know) to make Alina happy; Mariano tries to cheer him up, but it’s obvious he’s just as annoyed as Viewerville is. Berenice shows up and Ric asks her if she ever talks to Alina about her father. Well, here is a bit of information worthy of a 1.01 Psychology class: when asked to draw pictures of her family, Alina either paints herself with Tito, mom and dad, or Tito, mom and Abuela Paloma – never Abuela and dad in the same drawing. How about that for some psycho-analysis?
Read more »Ric and Mariano are in a bar, talking about the same old, same old. Ric is married, Ines is married and sick of men as of late; Ric is afraid Ines will accept the ex (who is actually still the current as far as I know) to make Alina happy; Mariano tries to cheer him up, but it’s obvious he’s just as annoyed as Viewerville is. Berenice shows up and Ric asks her if she ever talks to Alina about her father. Well, here is a bit of information worthy of a 1.01 Psychology class: when asked to draw pictures of her family, Alina either paints herself with Tito, mom and dad, or Tito, mom and Abuela Paloma – never Abuela and dad in the same drawing. How about that for some psycho-analysis?
Jacqui just happens to be in the same place and she trips and falls in
front of the bar where the guys are chatting. They jump to her rescue and offer
to take her to a clinic that is not too far away.
From all the bars and all the streets in all of
Hermosillo she just happens to injure her ankle in front of the very people she
has to stay hidden from. Funny how that always happens in telenovelas. Labels: mentir
Mentir Para Vivir #89 Tue 2/11/14 Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by a Little Girl Wearing Pony Tails
Diner: Mariano and Ricky are having high tea as they
briefly discuss the Breton marriage dissolution problem. Ricky is upset that Oriana hasn’t been paying
attention to him. Job’s counselor, aka
Mariano suggests that Oriana may not be into Ricky anymore. Maybe after being with you, she’s turned
lesbian. He also suggests that Oriana
may not want to wait ten months or longer for Ricky’s divorce to be final. They are interrupted by Bereniece. Ricky asks Bereniece if she has spoken with
Rhodalina about visiting her father. Yes,
she did. She’s shares that Rhodalina has
been drawing pictures of a her father, mother, Tito and herself lately. BUT, if she draws a picture with Paloma in it,
the father is not included. Ricky asks
what that mean. Bereniece doesn’t know,
but she is going to discuss it with the shrink.
After the nurse leaves, Mariano is left alone to talk Ricky down from
the roof. They are interrupted by the
sight of Joaquina and her clown car hair falling on the sidewalk outside of the
restaurant. They rush out to assist her
up and escort her to Mariano’s free clinic so that he can examine her
ankle.
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Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Lo que la vida me robó, ep. 66, Tues., 2/11/14 -- The Paranoid's Guide to the Universe: Be the Worst You Can Be.
In which:
Alejandro gets madder and badder;
Pedro smashes his first cell phone;
Victor may be put out to stud;
Josefina loses her innocence;
and Rosario is called on to avert a tragedy.
The Peace Talks
Victor opens the door to Montserrat and then quietly steps out of the room, leaving her alone with Alejandro.
Labels: robo
Que pobres tan ricos #27 Tues Feb 11, 2014 . Lupe stops Nepo and MA from trying to get to her soft spot through Emiliano. Adolfo gets home(MA and Saul see him with A-hole), Saul confronts him and he calls A-hole in panic. Mini has good news for A-hole.
Not sure where Monday ended up, I was out for the count sick on a couch and missed most of it.
MA, Lupe and Chuy have some argument about the house and the remaining balance... again! but MA won't spill the beans about how much the house is worth according to the last document.
Chuy swears to MA they will pay him the 300,000 pesos and that's it!!
Lupe and Chuy leave the room and MA starts nagging with himself about him having had the finances education and they don't know sh.... (oops! they were still just around the door and they heard him, and now they exchange the hand gesture of the number 3 ... funny it was... and MA's face of a puppy caught in the pantry was priceless)...
At Nepo's stand/store, Nepo again is using Gwendy as a relationship counselor... he keeps pessimistic about Lupe not giving him much attention and spending much time with MA. Gwendy says dont give up. MEanwhile the guy that works for Nepo is telling Nepo about some melons they had ordered that arrived. And Nepo is laughing because they turn the joke on Gwendy(relating the melons and her bust size)... seems Nepo is trying to hook these two together... Gwendy not amused by the commentary/joking around.
Back at Fonda, Chuy very excited about the posters he had made for the lucha libre event at the Fonda grand opening. In comes Tizoc with the flyers he had made about the band concert at the fonda Grand opening. Chuy begins pulling out the cards that he maintained the family with the wrestling and the wrestling 'holds' (llaves) feeding them all along. They can’t agree so they call Lupita to decide for them. She puts her foot down, since neither of you got me any certainty/assurance for your events, either you two get to an agreement or the fonda opening will have neither wrestling or music. Tizoc and Chuy keep putting pressure on Lupita, but she gets irritated and tells them ‘you two settle it!! don’t count on me!’ and leaves in a huff.
MA scares Saul again when he gets to his car. Anyway, after another anxiety attack from MA where he showed more from his AS genes than his grandpa genes talking down of the Menchaaaacas, he asks Saul if they can stop by Adolfo’s house again. This time they are lucky to catch Adolfo arriving home… and to top it off, A-hole also gets out of the car and they realize A-hole and Adolfo are far from ‘can’t stand each other’ status. (if they only occurred to pull out their phone camera… stupid duo). Instead of getting some evidence, they argue about what they have to do as next step…
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MA, Lupe and Chuy have some argument about the house and the remaining balance... again! but MA won't spill the beans about how much the house is worth according to the last document.
Chuy swears to MA they will pay him the 300,000 pesos and that's it!!
Lupe and Chuy leave the room and MA starts nagging with himself about him having had the finances education and they don't know sh.... (oops! they were still just around the door and they heard him, and now they exchange the hand gesture of the number 3 ... funny it was... and MA's face of a puppy caught in the pantry was priceless)...
At Nepo's stand/store, Nepo again is using Gwendy as a relationship counselor... he keeps pessimistic about Lupe not giving him much attention and spending much time with MA. Gwendy says dont give up. MEanwhile the guy that works for Nepo is telling Nepo about some melons they had ordered that arrived. And Nepo is laughing because they turn the joke on Gwendy(relating the melons and her bust size)... seems Nepo is trying to hook these two together... Gwendy not amused by the commentary/joking around.
Back at Fonda, Chuy very excited about the posters he had made for the lucha libre event at the Fonda grand opening. In comes Tizoc with the flyers he had made about the band concert at the fonda Grand opening. Chuy begins pulling out the cards that he maintained the family with the wrestling and the wrestling 'holds' (llaves) feeding them all along. They can’t agree so they call Lupita to decide for them. She puts her foot down, since neither of you got me any certainty/assurance for your events, either you two get to an agreement or the fonda opening will have neither wrestling or music. Tizoc and Chuy keep putting pressure on Lupita, but she gets irritated and tells them ‘you two settle it!! don’t count on me!’ and leaves in a huff.
MA scares Saul again when he gets to his car. Anyway, after another anxiety attack from MA where he showed more from his AS genes than his grandpa genes talking down of the Menchaaaacas, he asks Saul if they can stop by Adolfo’s house again. This time they are lucky to catch Adolfo arriving home… and to top it off, A-hole also gets out of the car and they realize A-hole and Adolfo are far from ‘can’t stand each other’ status. (if they only occurred to pull out their phone camera… stupid duo). Instead of getting some evidence, they argue about what they have to do as next step…
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Lo Que La Vida Me Robo, Capitulo 65. 02/10/14.
Joaquin spills the frijoles on JL's whereabouts. His poor baby girl is dying and once she
passes JL will inherit a grand fortune.
JL and Montse will then be able to enjoy all that money. Ale puts 2 and 2 together and comes up with 586
and concludes that this is the reason Montse sent him the divorce papers. Joaquin informs Ale that the law is no longer
looking for JL. Angelica's godmother is
the sister of the Captain of the marina and she was able to get all the charges
cleared. JL was re-instated in the
marina.
JL finds out from Angelica that Montse and Ale are no longer
together. Once Ale found out about him,
he threw her out. He no longer wants
anything to do with her. JL calls Ale an
idiot. He can't believe that Montse lied
to him. What do you mean she lied to you
questions Angelica. JL says Montse lied
that Ale found out about him and said that he forgave her. Angelica wonders when he spoke with
Montse. Months ago before we got married
lies JL. JL keeps going on and on about
Ale's behavior. He asks if Ale is going
to recognize his own son. Angelica says
Montse doubts he will. JL walks away and
mutters to himself if he only knew this all before. Angelica, one of the smart ones in the bunch,
finishes JL's thoughts and says you would have married her and taken care of
her and her son. JL apologizes. You have no idea how much it hurts me to know
that Montse is suffering. Why did she
marry him? You still love her a lot
replies Angelica. Perhaps it's best not
to answer that. I don't want you to
lie. Anyways I have always known you
love her. I'm just grateful that you
married me in spite of the love you have for her. JL says what he feels for her is different,
but just as intense.
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Labels: robo
Por Siempre Mi Amor #48 (U.S.) 2/10/14 The Past is Coming Back
Hello Everyone! Time for some Tuesday funnies:
This episode is a combination of episodes 57 and 58. I was able to see #57 online but couldn't get #58 to play for some reason. The scenes that were cut out from our U.S. version are again in italics. If anyone from Univision is reading this: STOP editing this telenovela! You're confusing the hell out of the audience.
Some scenes have been combined for my sanity.
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This episode is a combination of episodes 57 and 58. I was able to see #57 online but couldn't get #58 to play for some reason. The scenes that were cut out from our U.S. version are again in italics. If anyone from Univision is reading this: STOP editing this telenovela! You're confusing the hell out of the audience.
Some scenes have been combined for my sanity.
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Labels: siempre
Mentir Para Vivir #88 Mon 2/10/14 Marilooney gives it her all and ... fails
It has come to my attention that I recapped the wrong episode last night. Because I didn't watch Friday's show and have no clue about what is happening in this tn anymore, I didn't even realize I had skipped one episode. The Friday episode is numbered 88, so that's why I made the confusion.
Here is a brief recap of what has happeend (many thanks to Vivi, who added her piece of work, too)
And, in the meantime, enjoy this video some more. Seriously, EVERYONE stop what you're doing and WATCH THIS! (Televisa galans wish you a Happy Valentine's Day). This is what wet dreams are made of.
Ha, I guess I can write a long Preview for tonight's episode, but I've spoiled you enough already!
Again, I'm very sorry for the mix-up.
Here is a brief recap of what has happeend (many thanks to Vivi, who added her piece of work, too)
- Ric and Oriana break up again, because she is not willing to wait on his divorce - regardless of that, she will still be married
- Joaquin's daughter, Jacqui, finds out about her father's affairs from her mom, Rosa; she is shocked and upset, she wants to go to Mexico to set things straight, see what really happened; her mother warns her to be careful with Uncle Sam
- Rosa agrees to free JL from his position, especially since he still has the CD; Sam doesn't agree with this, he wants to kill 'hem all
- Maddy offends Cesar one more time, when he refuses to work for the real estate company; later with Ric and Piero, Cesar expresses his worry about his parents being involved in said business
- Homero is wondering what will Joaquin's widow and his eldest daughter will do now that he's dead; will they continue the family business? also, he's thinking about asking Ruben to snoop for him
- Ruben thinks Cesar should find out if Raquel's child is his and Cesar agrees
- Marilu sneaks into Rick's room while he's sleeping and dreaming about getting it on with Ori. She gets a few sleepy kisses out of him, until he wakes up, kicks her out, and runs to the shower to wash her cooties off. While he does that, she rips apart his desk and bookshelves and finds Ricky's gun. She fondled it, looking crazy, and takes it with her. (Vivi)
- Sam asks the bodyguard to kill JL; the bodyguard tells everything to JL and asks for his protection, but JL couldn't care less - he fires the guy
- Tony and some guy, Feliciano, talk about the way the real estate business will work: fake invoices, poor quality materials
- Maddy doesn't want to hire Seb, she screams at Tony, putting him in his place
- Fabi isn't feeling too great; Seb apologizes once again and asks her to marry him; she says no
- Oriana and JL meet; she tells him he can see Alina twice a day, but first they have to convince the girl that he's not evil (Good luck with that!)
And, in the meantime, enjoy this video some more. Seriously, EVERYONE stop what you're doing and WATCH THIS! (Televisa galans wish you a Happy Valentine's Day). This is what wet dreams are made of.
Ha, I guess I can write a long Preview for tonight's episode, but I've spoiled you enough already!
Again, I'm very sorry for the mix-up.
Labels: mentir
Que Pobres Tan Ricos #26- 2/10/14: What Will MA Do? Nepo and Guendy Have a Chisme Fest!
Hola Amiguis! This capitulo was very fast this evening including the dialogue. I did this recap mainly from memory so if I got something wrong please let me know.
It is Day 22 of MA being in the same suit. I took off a couple days because in the beginning he changed his suit quite often, before he went on the run that is. So I think it is Day 22 of the same suit.
MA and Saul are talking about the million dollars set aside for the Menchacas. MA really wants the Menchanca's house now. Saul tries to talk him down. Look what Don Chuy has done, not only for MA but his whole family. Saul says by trying to take this house away from them, by some nefarious means, and chucking them out in the street who's to say they won't turn around and turn him into the cops? Has he thought of that. Even Lupita, what about her? She's been so kind, along with her Papa! All MA can think about is getting back everything that was taken from him, his life in Londres, etc. Saul is the voice of reason, and MA clearly is not listening. Saul even asks MA if he is willing to sell the Menchaca down the river for his own benefit? Saul also mentioned that MA would be the villian of the piece. He wants things his own way. Talk about entitled!
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Labels: pobres
Monday, February 10, 2014
TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: SANTA DIABLA -- Week of February 10, 2014
We're into últimas locuras here on SD. The bad guys are getting good, the good guys are bad and those caught between them are ending up mostly dead. Who knows what will happen this week but this is where we hash it all out.
TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: LA IMPOSTORA -- week of February 10, 2014
You guys have been going great guns commenting on La Impostora - this is your page for this week.
TELEMUNDO Y MÁS: THE FRONT PAGE -- La Reina del Sur, Avenida Brasil et cetera - week of February 10
Here's your page Telemundo-ites. Reina is in its last full week and oi, oi, oi, Avenida Brasil is getting really good.
Labels: avenida, reina-sur, telemundo
Saturday, February 08, 2014
Lo Que La Vida Me Robo #64- 2/7/14: You've Abandonded Me, Love Don't Live Here Anymore
Ahoy Amguis! I've been thinking about those of us sitting in that bunker of lowered expectations. We have made a nice accomodation for Ms Judy and Ms Fatima. They are sitting on a nice sofa with soft cushions with loosely locked arms, softly singing, Kumbaya and drinking chamomile to help themselves through this tumultous part of our TN. Ms Gloria is contemplating her recap for Monday, Ms Urban is working on her awesome prose, Ms NovelaMaven and Ms Elna June are having deep thoughts about these characters and thinking of a new collaboration, Ms Julia is putting her feet up and contemplating, Ms Eli is thinking of nonviolent ways to deal with Ale, Ms Elvira is thinking of the douchbaggery of Ale and how she'll deal with him next week, and me? I'm doing this recap on the fly. I have a new song for our star crossed lovers, that would be Ale and Monse, it fits their situation right now. Any subtitles you see in blue, please click on them and listen as you read the recap. Here is the second earworm for you Love Don't Live Here Anymore.
I am skipping the old and getting right to the new. Nadia gets tons of applause and a dozen roses and Pedro tells her to smile Stupid! I'd like to shut his stupid with a cast iron skillet. Addie comes up on the stage to tell Nadia that Monse has gone into labor.
Oh, my eyes, my eyes! Dimwit is sticking his tongue down Ginny's throat, although she doesn't seem to mind. He gets a call on his celly, it's his wifey pooh Fina, but he could care less and does more tongue calisthetics with Ginny.
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Labels: robo
Mentir Para Vivir #87 Fri 2/7/14 Everybody’s Back To Square One Or, Redux Sucks...Er Almost!
Lo Del Pasado:
Samuel and Wife of Joquin, aka Sra. Barragan, sit through the reading of the will. All associates/employees of The Firm, including Jose Luis, and the widowed Missus, aka the Widda Barragan, drink a toast to the Ho King's memory (and an eternity in Hell beating bongos.) Foxy Francisco, aka JL, knowing that Ho King's daughter is now running the bidnez, explains the “agreement” he had with her daddy and fears Uncle Sam won't honor it, but then realizes she's ignorant of her dead daddy's dealings and makes a breakfast date for the morning to discuss it further. Meanwhile Sammy tells The Missus not to trust Foxy Franky around her daughter.
Lo Del Nuevo:
2nes asks Paloma to nix the extra security for Alina. Dr. Varonese calls to let her know that JL won back his visitation rights. He suggests allowing Berenice to have chat sessions with Lina to help her over her trauma re: her daddy. She says she'll tell JL.
In Santo Domingo, JL expresses his sincerest sympathies to The Widda, introduces himself to her, and, in between rude outbursts from Big Mouth Sammy, asks if she or her daughter will be running the bidnez from now on. Sammy tries an unsuccessful blocking maneuver by telling The Widda that JL's a useless meddler who's lost money on the last two ventures he's been in charge of. JL calls him on it. “--If that were the case why did you authorize me to go ahead with the real estate venture? You even sent the funds to me personally.” “--Because Joaquin told me to.” JL looks over to The Missus. “--No, he didn't want any part of it.” Sammy accuses him of lying. (Viewerville gets the sense that she doesn't care for Sammy anymore than her hubby did.) Sammy accuses JL of lying. The Missus sizes up JL like, hey, if Sammy doesn't like this Jose Luis guy, he should be pretty ok in my book. She tells them this isn't the place or the time to discuss it. JL excuses himself and walks away. Sammy keeps giving Foxy the evil eye.
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Labels: mentir
Friday, February 07, 2014
Que Pobres Tan Ricos #25, The bust with a secret... the Nopalera real estate hidden GEM... and the Mystery Grandpa Clause!
Mini and Mini Mom find the new safe in closet. Mini mom demands Mini find out the safe combination. Mini tells her there is another safe in the library shelves. Mini knows the combo for this one, Mini mom wants to open it right away, but Mini more curious as to what is in the closet one.
Saul and MA arrive at Adolfo’s, but too late, he came and went already. Saul asks MA what was his plan if he found himself face to face with Adolfo… MA stays quiet.
At fonda, Jose tells Lupe about his plans for a concert, just need some moolah. Lupe not enthused. There is no money. Perla is no help to Jose either. Lupe sends her away with a food delivery. Lupe tells him go ahead and plan something here but I can’t help you with money. Jose gets a bit deflated. Emiliano is hearing all of it from behind the wall. He hears when Lupe tells Jose she has no dreams anymore (no sueno ni con castillos de arena ‘I don’t dream even about sand castles’)
Mati keeps looking… AS is irritated at Mati looking and looking… Suddenly Mati realizes she is looking for a document (DUH!) and just like it came, it goes, she can’t remember anymore what she was looking for. LOL!
Up by attic, Lupe and Carmelita are hanging some laundry. AS comes out. We can tell Carmelita does not like AS at all. Mati comes out. And same story outside, came out looking, but already forgot what was looking for. AS looks though her boxes. AS nags and nags about not having anything decent to wear… Mati looks through a photo album. AS comes out and asks Lupe and Carme for a dry cleaners for fine clothes. Carmelita and Lupe just laugh her off, there are only Laundromats around here… AS then suggests Carmelita wash AS’s clothes… Carmelita says ‘do it yourself, it might help soften your hands…’ AS then turns to Lupe… reminds her about the good Samaritan. Lupe says she is real busy but could show/teach her how to wash by hand. AS gives in and heads to get her ‘dirty’ clothes.
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Saul and MA arrive at Adolfo’s, but too late, he came and went already. Saul asks MA what was his plan if he found himself face to face with Adolfo… MA stays quiet.
At fonda, Jose tells Lupe about his plans for a concert, just need some moolah. Lupe not enthused. There is no money. Perla is no help to Jose either. Lupe sends her away with a food delivery. Lupe tells him go ahead and plan something here but I can’t help you with money. Jose gets a bit deflated. Emiliano is hearing all of it from behind the wall. He hears when Lupe tells Jose she has no dreams anymore (no sueno ni con castillos de arena ‘I don’t dream even about sand castles’)
Mati keeps looking… AS is irritated at Mati looking and looking… Suddenly Mati realizes she is looking for a document (DUH!) and just like it came, it goes, she can’t remember anymore what she was looking for. LOL!
Up by attic, Lupe and Carmelita are hanging some laundry. AS comes out. We can tell Carmelita does not like AS at all. Mati comes out. And same story outside, came out looking, but already forgot what was looking for. AS looks though her boxes. AS nags and nags about not having anything decent to wear… Mati looks through a photo album. AS comes out and asks Lupe and Carme for a dry cleaners for fine clothes. Carmelita and Lupe just laugh her off, there are only Laundromats around here… AS then suggests Carmelita wash AS’s clothes… Carmelita says ‘do it yourself, it might help soften your hands…’ AS then turns to Lupe… reminds her about the good Samaritan. Lupe says she is real busy but could show/teach her how to wash by hand. AS gives in and heads to get her ‘dirty’ clothes.
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Labels: pobres
Por Siempre Mi Amor 2/7/14 US Capítulo 47
This is a recap of the show as was aired by Univision. It is a combination of the Mexican broadcast of episodes #53 and #54
Ally, Zenaida and the bikers are at the hospital waiting for news about Tita after her percance (accident.) Bruno walks in and says they are doing routine tests on Tita. He's a jerk to the bikers. Ally tries to apologize. They say they are used to it.
Ara has come to ask FeVier for help. He fusses at her for coming to see him at work. There are strict rules. He can't help her right now because he has a lot of work. Ara receives a text about Tita's accident. He tells her to go see Tita and they'll catch up later tonight at Sonia's. They kiss. (blech.) Every time he says "guapa" I want to hurl. I can't remember who said it, but I agree that it will be his downfall.
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Ally, Zenaida and the bikers are at the hospital waiting for news about Tita after her percance (accident.) Bruno walks in and says they are doing routine tests on Tita. He's a jerk to the bikers. Ally tries to apologize. They say they are used to it.
Ara has come to ask FeVier for help. He fusses at her for coming to see him at work. There are strict rules. He can't help her right now because he has a lot of work. Ara receives a text about Tita's accident. He tells her to go see Tita and they'll catch up later tonight at Sonia's. They kiss. (blech.) Every time he says "guapa" I want to hurl. I can't remember who said it, but I agree that it will be his downfall.
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Labels: siempre
Weekend Discussion: Mentir Para Vivir Karmageddon Awaits!
Not
all of these are left, but the bad guys we have certainly have it
coming. While lying is normally included on the list of crimes
against Divine Law, it will not be mentioned here because everyone is
guilty of that.
Muchas
gracias to Adriana Noel and 5Ft Latina for filling in what I didn't
catch. Now, what do you think should happen to these evil-doers and what do you think the writers will do?
Labels: Karmageddon, mentir, weekend
Que Pobres Tan Ricos #24- 2/6/14: The Baby News, The Assessment and Everybody Needs a Boost Every Once In A While!
Hola Amguis! Tonight's capitulo was full of slangy stuff I didn't get. If I missed something please feel free to fill in. This recap of course will not be in any order, scenes have been combined for better flow, I will start with the new.
MA is eating at a seperate table, sampling a taco, and still in his smelly suit. He must reek! Nepo and Emil are at another table when Nepo invites "My Name is Mike" (MA) to his table, but MA declines. Nepo goes back to work.
Mini is so happy after her Doc's visit, cause now no pregnancy will ruin that figure of hers, she's just a goddess! Isela reminds her that Ahole could get a divorce from her for failure to produce the heir, never mind a spare! So Mini herself comes up with a plan, as some of you surmised all week, Mini will fake a pregnancy and get a bebe from somewhere like in steal one. Isela will help with faking the pregnancy results, as in the pee stick, get ultrasounds, and a Doctor in the Pocket so to speak, in other words, one that will cooperate. Onwards and upwards. Mini and Isela go to Ahole's office to see him. They are outside the office and Mini decides she will tell Ahole she had a great checkup, all systems are go, but to take some time getting preggers, cause Mini is sick to death of Ahole's prowress if you get my drift, in other words she wants a break. She'll tell Ahole that it's slow and steady that wins the race.
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Lo Que La Vida Me Robo 63 - 6 February, 2013 - Maria Plots Murder
Maria Plots
Murder
“There
are glances of hatred that stab, and raise no cry of murder.”
George Eliot
Maria’s Perspective
I have been reading a lot, especially on the topics of
war, planning and strategy, psychology, and Mexican oil production. No, of course
I am not planning an act of domestic terrorism—do not be concerned or report me
to the authorities! I mean merely to make the point that I have a good
parochial school education to grade 12, and I am not stupid. I am well spoken.
I can read. I can think. I can plan.
Alejandro got me an iPad when we went on our trip and
I had a lot of time to myself. Ale wasn’t feeling quite himself on our travels,
so, with my new credit cards—Bless you, Alej!—I downloaded a bunch of books
from Amazon and sat by the pool and studied. I asked him for suggestions on the
topics I mentioned earlier and he absent-mindedly suggested Sun-Tzu’s “The Art
of War”, Machiavelli’s ‘The Prince’, and
some books on psychology. I found my own books on the history of the Pemex
pipelines.
I am not worried about Ale’s grouchiness. To tell the
truth, he has always been a moody man. But, he is MY moody man, and I have
always been able to cheer him out of his sulks in the past—I can do it again.
Nothing has really changed. I just have to continue to be patient. And to plan.
I am not crazy, you know. I have not lost touch with reality. I know
that Alejandro had his reasons for marrying that vaca rubia Montserrat. But
they were stupid reasons. I TOLD him he was not going to fit in with the rich
idiots in Aguazul by marrying one of their princesses. His life was meant to be
on the Hacienda, with me. Believe me, I reminded him of that many times on our
long trip!
I will admit, at first, I acted impulsively and
perhaps unwisely when La Rubia came to Hacienda Almonte. When Tio Juventino
said that La Rubia was a problem. I agreed. When he suggested that she be
removed from the scene, I thought that this made sense. What, should I just
watch while I see a rattlesnake make a den in the home of my mate? Por supuesto
que no! I grew up on the rancho and I have common sense. On the Hacienda when
you see a rattlesnake, you kill it on the spot.
Labels: robo
Mentir Para Vivir #86 Thu 2/6/14 Reunir para Despedir
After all the over-testosteroned male posturing in the waiting room, Manolo pulls rank as the displaced cop from another town who doesn't even belong there, and says HE'LL be the one to tell Inés the news that she's being released. I'm betting he's not going to try to use it to get some nookie, either.
Inés is happy but worrying about what's going on with Lina.
Doc Veronese checks Lina out, not even in an exam room, but in the waiting room of Hermosillo's Only Clinic. She's fine, she just needs a sandwich and to go home to Paloma's.
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Inés is happy but worrying about what's going on with Lina.
Doc Veronese checks Lina out, not even in an exam room, but in the waiting room of Hermosillo's Only Clinic. She's fine, she just needs a sandwich and to go home to Paloma's.
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Labels: mentir
Thursday, February 06, 2014
Por Siempre Mi Amor #52 and 53- 2/6/14- If Looks Could Kill
Isa is worried that Sucia will fill Ara’s
head with all kinds of misinformation Art is fuming that Ara has lied to him
and has been communicating with Sucia behind his back and he didn't have a
clue. Isa tells Art to calm down because at this point they don't know the
frequency of the visits they have to get proof. She just saw them at the
restaurant; it could have been a coincidence. Isa tells
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Art to ask her. Art
hangs up because Osvy is at the office. He is worried about Isa and wants to
know why did she try to commit suicide.
A package comes for Ara. Lucha signs for it.
A package comes for Ara. Lucha signs for it.
Labels: siempre
Por Siempre Mi Amor- 2/5/14- I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me- Episodes 51 & 52
Dear Viewerville,
Due to technical difficulties J was not able to post, therefore I wanted us to have an opportunity for discussion of last night's episode. I will recap tonight's episode.
TJ
Due to technical difficulties J was not able to post, therefore I wanted us to have an opportunity for discussion of last night's episode. I will recap tonight's episode.
TJ
Labels: siempre
Waaah waaaah waaah, Alejandro makes the patio ask "does baby want a bottle, a big dirt bottle?" Lo Que La Vida me Robo Cap.62, Wed. 02/05/2014
Some scenes have been combined and might be out of order, I'm doing this to try and get a recap up quickly, I have a doctors visit in the morning and have had a long week, so tonight I can't stay up until 3:00 am to do my recap, I do hope you enjoy and that I've covered everything!
Refugio, oh he disappoints me so:
Refugio is a dummy, he falls into Ez's trap and agrees to have Ez pull some strings to get Esmeralda fired from the job she loves. I say he let's her dance, dancing half naked never hurt no one! Anyhoo, he later tells Jose Luis what he did and explains that the thought of Esmeralda dancing in front of other men drives him crazy, Jose Luis tells him that getting Esmeralda fired is a bad bad idea and indeed it is because Esmeralda soon finds out that Ezequiel is behind her losing her job, when she goes to confront him he throws Refugio under the bus and tells her he only did what Refugio asked him to do.
Esmeralda storms out of his office, but not before she declares that Refugio is her ex-boyfriend. Hey, can we blame her? First he gets her fired, then he pretends to be be sad that she lost her job all while knowing that he was responsible for her being on the bread line. Yeah, I'd break up with my boyfriend if he did that to me, although I'm not sure if I'd do it before or after I gave him a beating. And I'm not even a violent person.
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Mentir Para Vivir #85 Wed 2/5/14 Little Orphan Alina
Spy vs Juez
Homero pays a surprise after-hours visit to the judge. “QTH? Whatta ya want,” cries the judge. Homero demands justice. He feels that if he hadn’t interfered, Alina
would be home w/Ricky and Ines would be with Paloma. But noooooo, judge had to have his little,
miserable revenge (desquite). “You ain’t all that,” replies the judge. Homero advises him he’s got a good sized file
of his errors: petty vengeance, bribes,
unlawful judgements. He demands that
Alina be returned to Ricky and Ines out of that jail ASAP. Judge thinks he can do something about
Alina’s plight (thank goodness), but Ines? No! He has a witness that says Ines
kidnapped that child. Furthermore, Ricky
is purportedly behind a grand scheme that puts Ines and Alina at the tia’s
beach house, supposedly on vacation.
Judge refuses to give up his source.
Homer accuses him of being more stubborn than a mule. Furthermore, he’s a bad person. (now that
hurt!)
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Wednesday, February 05, 2014
Qué Pobres, Wednesday 2/5/14 (#23): Grated Expectations
Alt titles:
- Managed Expectations
- What to Expect When You're Not Expecting
MA announces his intention to have an appraiser evaluate the property - land and buildings. Just in case it turns out the Menchacas owe more than 300K pesos. (Imagine if the bank decided to increase the balance on your decades-old mortgage.) There is much grumbling.
Nepo is walking on air. He's slept late and has breakfast ready when Diego gets up, much to Diego's delight. They haven't breakfasted together in years, apparently. This seems like a good time for a serious father/son talk, but Guendy arrives. Nepo gives her and Diego his good news about Lupe.
Guendy teleports to the Mechacas' and loudly announces the noviazgo of Lupe and Nepo to the whole family, because that's totally her news to give, right? The whole family congratulates Lupe (or do I see Chuy hesitate for just a moment first?). MA hangs back. Guendy notices and insists that he give his cousin a hug and kiss. MA obliges with an awkward hug.
Lupe asks the family not to mention this to Emiliano yet. Guendy makes a kissy face at MA.
In a silent-bleep-laden scene, Ahole suffers a brief equipment malfunction when he attempts an ultra-quickie with Min before work. She takes advantage of this pause in his fervor to ask him for a bank account and a higher limit on her credit card for "household expenses." Ahole ignores her chatter, gets his concentration back, bangs her real fast, and goes to the office.
Ahole brags to Vilma about his honeymoon. She spitefully puts way too much sugar in his coffee. Again she voices her doubts about Adolfo. He's using the RP company to launder his money. It's very risky. Vilma doesn't like it. They could go to jail. Ahole replies that his own money is safe in the Caymans and in Switzerland; it's the RP money that's at risk. They're making a big profit, so what's the problem? "Yes sir, you know best," Vilma replies.
Ahole vows never to set foot in a prison. He neglects to make such a promise on Vilma's behalf.
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- Managed Expectations
- What to Expect When You're Not Expecting
MA announces his intention to have an appraiser evaluate the property - land and buildings. Just in case it turns out the Menchacas owe more than 300K pesos. (Imagine if the bank decided to increase the balance on your decades-old mortgage.) There is much grumbling.
Nepo is walking on air. He's slept late and has breakfast ready when Diego gets up, much to Diego's delight. They haven't breakfasted together in years, apparently. This seems like a good time for a serious father/son talk, but Guendy arrives. Nepo gives her and Diego his good news about Lupe.
Guendy teleports to the Mechacas' and loudly announces the noviazgo of Lupe and Nepo to the whole family, because that's totally her news to give, right? The whole family congratulates Lupe (or do I see Chuy hesitate for just a moment first?). MA hangs back. Guendy notices and insists that he give his cousin a hug and kiss. MA obliges with an awkward hug.
Lupe asks the family not to mention this to Emiliano yet. Guendy makes a kissy face at MA.
In a silent-bleep-laden scene, Ahole suffers a brief equipment malfunction when he attempts an ultra-quickie with Min before work. She takes advantage of this pause in his fervor to ask him for a bank account and a higher limit on her credit card for "household expenses." Ahole ignores her chatter, gets his concentration back, bangs her real fast, and goes to the office.
Ahole brags to Vilma about his honeymoon. She spitefully puts way too much sugar in his coffee. Again she voices her doubts about Adolfo. He's using the RP company to launder his money. It's very risky. Vilma doesn't like it. They could go to jail. Ahole replies that his own money is safe in the Caymans and in Switzerland; it's the RP money that's at risk. They're making a big profit, so what's the problem? "Yes sir, you know best," Vilma replies.
Ahole vows never to set foot in a prison. He neglects to make such a promise on Vilma's behalf.
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February 4, 2014-PSMA (Por Siempre mi Amor) Recap #49 (and 50?)- He isn't just a lover, he's a fighter! (or) Damn that Esteban REALLY packs a punch!
RECAP BY CORAZONSALVAJE:
We begin today with a scene between Isabel and FeVer.
Now a scene with Gabs and St.Nick.
After some chatting, Isa has a flashback to her married days with Feo and the one moment we could be close to cracking this case like a walnut, she begins to think she's going crazy (but who wouldn't? After blatant feticide and being abused by Aranza, I know I would.) FeVer then excuses himself and asks a worker there a favor. He instructs to snap a pic when he is hugging Isa and the worker obliges. After some more chit chat, he goes for the hug and his head is apparently big enough to block Isa's view of the camera as his goon catches the candid right under her nose. (Just for the sake of wittiness and photo-op related jokes, SAY MIZITHRA!Mozzerella! Asiago! Brie!) Also, FeVer kisses Isa's neck slightly and she gives a 0.o type face.
A scene with Art Dad which cuts to Tita and 'Za and that snips into more Nick and Gabs.
Tita and 'Za.
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We begin today with a scene between Isabel and FeVer.
Now a scene with Gabs and St.Nick.
After some chatting, Isa has a flashback to her married days with Feo and the one moment we could be close to cracking this case like a walnut, she begins to think she's going crazy (but who wouldn't? After blatant feticide and being abused by Aranza, I know I would.) FeVer then excuses himself and asks a worker there a favor. He instructs to snap a pic when he is hugging Isa and the worker obliges. After some more chit chat, he goes for the hug and his head is apparently big enough to block Isa's view of the camera as his goon catches the candid right under her nose. (Just for the sake of wittiness and photo-op related jokes, SAY MIZITHRA!Mozzerella! Asiago! Brie!) Also, FeVer kisses Isa's neck slightly and she gives a 0.o type face.
A scene with Art Dad which cuts to Tita and 'Za and that snips into more Nick and Gabs.
Tita and 'Za.
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Mentir Para Vivir #84 Tue 2/4/14 Just Lie Back and Think of England
Hoping to get him drunk, Raquel pours drinks down Jose Luis
so that she can take advantage of his size 15 feet. She wants him to give up the booty. Has she
no shame? She wants to discuss the
wedding, but he’s only interested in the CD.
She won’t give it back because it’s her only guarantee that he will
marry her and give RaquelMary’s baby a name.
She will give it to him as a gift after they marry. They begin to argue. Outside, Lucina hears yelling and bangs on
the door. Jose Luis refuses to discuss
the wedding or her possible executive position with the real estate company
until she returns the CD. He threatens
to tear the house apart! Lucina yells
that she will call the police. He shoves
Raquel aside and marches out the door. Lucina
runs into the apartment and the two women embrace. Raquel realizes that Jose Luis only
interested in the CD.
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Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Que Pobres tan Ricos # 22, 4 Feb 2014... Lupe commits #1 sin in TNs, acts on impulse with incomplete information. Nepo in heaven, MA acts like sore loser. Isela moves in with the newlyweds. Mini relieved, A-hole feels like Three's a crowd.
Refrito:
Grandma and Frida looking for ‘don’t know what, but its important’ Lupe comes over and asks what is going on, gives Mati some words of encouragement, you have your family who love and support you.
Lo nuevo:
Mati says her grandchildren are extremes. Frida is good although rebellious. Says Leo is very selfish, like his mom(THanks Vivi!)… OTOH grandson MA is the greatest, but A-hole is the worst… A-hole is the other side of the coin, he always has two faces, using the most convenient one every time. A-hole is the dark ship with white flag. The problem is the only ones that know him well are Aureliano and myself. A-hole doesn't even visit often so as to avoid running into Aureliano.
At Cabos hotel, right in middle of escalator, A-hole spots some guys coming in the other direction, and they were staring at Mini. He almost charges them as if they had made a pass at Mini. He definitely has anger issues to work on. the poor guys were just innocently looking at Mini. (why not, she is good eye candy for boys). Mini asks him how come he kept his fortune when MA was ruined by the scandal. A-hole won’t give details, changes subject to go visit the OB GYN to check if she is already expecting. Mini asks will you still love me when I am big and bulky? A-hole says I will always love you, but first things first!! (baby ASAP!)
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Grandma and Frida looking for ‘don’t know what, but its important’ Lupe comes over and asks what is going on, gives Mati some words of encouragement, you have your family who love and support you.
Lo nuevo:
Mati says her grandchildren are extremes. Frida is good although rebellious. Says Leo is very selfish, like his mom(THanks Vivi!)… OTOH grandson MA is the greatest, but A-hole is the worst… A-hole is the other side of the coin, he always has two faces, using the most convenient one every time. A-hole is the dark ship with white flag. The problem is the only ones that know him well are Aureliano and myself. A-hole doesn't even visit often so as to avoid running into Aureliano.
At Cabos hotel, right in middle of escalator, A-hole spots some guys coming in the other direction, and they were staring at Mini. He almost charges them as if they had made a pass at Mini. He definitely has anger issues to work on. the poor guys were just innocently looking at Mini. (why not, she is good eye candy for boys). Mini asks him how come he kept his fortune when MA was ruined by the scandal. A-hole won’t give details, changes subject to go visit the OB GYN to check if she is already expecting. Mini asks will you still love me when I am big and bulky? A-hole says I will always love you, but first things first!! (baby ASAP!)
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Lo que la vida me robó, cap. 61, Tues., 2/4/14: Oy vey María!
As the birth of Montserrat's child approaches, everyone is drawn to Aquazul.
Montserrat has never left, of course. She has passed the months of her pregnancy in the family home in Aguazul, suffering her mother's insults without the buffer of her father's love. Carlota and Rosario do their best to make up for the affection that Graciela seems incapable of giving. Montserrat's pregnancy has gone well. She looks lovely these days. No longer in mourning, she is young and fresh in simple, floral dresses that easily accommodate, but don't conceal, the blossoming of her body.
Labels: robo
Por Siempre Mi Amor #47 & 48 Let's All Help Isabel by Doing.... Nothing
Monday's episode was a combination of two episodes. I watched all of #47 and part of #48 online. They cut out a lot of scenes, some that I think were important. Everything that was cut out is in italics. I was scrambling to take notes during last half of the show. Because I didn't watch all of #48 there may be some other scenes that were left out that I didn't see and so I didn't include. What are you doing to us Univision!
Mary explains to the kids that although she loves them all very much she must leave because the police are looking for her. Borlas will be taking care of them. The kids let Daniel know that he'd better take good care of Mari or he'll have to deal with them. Big group hug. Mari lets Agatha know what's going on with her and the kids. Dante and Borlas watch her leave from behind the stairwell.
Esteban tells Ileana and Chris that someone tried to kill Ara and Isabel. The brake lines were cut and the air bags were disabled. What do they know about Javier?
Gabi tries to comfort Isabel. Nothing can ease her pain.
Gilberto plays chess with the Padre and tells him he has Daniel's future all planned out.
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Mary explains to the kids that although she loves them all very much she must leave because the police are looking for her. Borlas will be taking care of them. The kids let Daniel know that he'd better take good care of Mari or he'll have to deal with them. Big group hug. Mari lets Agatha know what's going on with her and the kids. Dante and Borlas watch her leave from behind the stairwell.
Esteban tells Ileana and Chris that someone tried to kill Ara and Isabel. The brake lines were cut and the air bags were disabled. What do they know about Javier?
Gabi tries to comfort Isabel. Nothing can ease her pain.
Gilberto plays chess with the Padre and tells him he has Daniel's future all planned out.
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Monday, February 03, 2014
Qué Pobres, Monday 2/3/14 (#21): Omar's Brilliant Plan
Oops, did I say Omar? I meant Saul. Yes I did.
The tension in the room is so thick, Nepo can feel it. He wants to leave. But Chuy demands that he stay and listen to the whole story. He's going to tell him allll about these relatives of his.
But in the end, Chuy doesn't say much. Mike is indeed his long-lost cousin from the States, and all these people are his relatives. We all WANT to live together, he explains to Nepo, but it can be complicated. As for the bruises on MA's face, he slipped and fell. That's all.
Elsewhere, Mati and Emiliano commiserate over being left out of everything. Emiliano thought it only happened to kids, but Mati explains that when you're old, people act as though you're invisible. They'll have a conversation about you right in front of you as if they were talking about an object or a pet. Mati says Emil is the first good friend she's had in a long time. She asks him to call her "Grandma."
Ahole congratulates himself on another stellar performance in bed. Six minutes, Minerva notes. She is exhausted, frustrated, and bored.
Ahole is ready for more, but Vilma calls. She has a bad feeling about Adolfo. He's paranoid and a money-launderer. She doesn't trust him.
Room service knocks. Ahole is too busy to get it, so Mini has to wrap herself up in a bedsheet to answer the door. As she shoos the guy away without a tip, she overhears Ahole mention a secret Cayman Islands bank account.
Either Vilma is very dim, or she simply doesn't want Ahole to spend too much time making babies, because it takes him half an hour to get her off the phone. He assures her that Adolfo will get them the money they need. Then he tries to ply Mini with jumbo shrimp, but she pretends to be asleep - thwarting his plan for three more baby-making attempts.
Lupe tells Nepo she needs to postpone their date. She's too busy with all of these guests. Nepo assures her that a man can always wait. (Yeah! Make like a banana and peel, Plantain King! Hahaha!!)
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The tension in the room is so thick, Nepo can feel it. He wants to leave. But Chuy demands that he stay and listen to the whole story. He's going to tell him allll about these relatives of his.
But in the end, Chuy doesn't say much. Mike is indeed his long-lost cousin from the States, and all these people are his relatives. We all WANT to live together, he explains to Nepo, but it can be complicated. As for the bruises on MA's face, he slipped and fell. That's all.
Elsewhere, Mati and Emiliano commiserate over being left out of everything. Emiliano thought it only happened to kids, but Mati explains that when you're old, people act as though you're invisible. They'll have a conversation about you right in front of you as if they were talking about an object or a pet. Mati says Emil is the first good friend she's had in a long time. She asks him to call her "Grandma."
Ahole congratulates himself on another stellar performance in bed. Six minutes, Minerva notes. She is exhausted, frustrated, and bored.
Ahole is ready for more, but Vilma calls. She has a bad feeling about Adolfo. He's paranoid and a money-launderer. She doesn't trust him.
Room service knocks. Ahole is too busy to get it, so Mini has to wrap herself up in a bedsheet to answer the door. As she shoos the guy away without a tip, she overhears Ahole mention a secret Cayman Islands bank account.
Either Vilma is very dim, or she simply doesn't want Ahole to spend too much time making babies, because it takes him half an hour to get her off the phone. He assures her that Adolfo will get them the money they need. Then he tries to ply Mini with jumbo shrimp, but she pretends to be asleep - thwarting his plan for three more baby-making attempts.
Lupe tells Nepo she needs to postpone their date. She's too busy with all of these guests. Nepo assures her that a man can always wait. (Yeah! Make like a banana and peel, Plantain King! Hahaha!!)
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Lo Que la Vida Me Robó Lunes 2/3/14 #60
Chapter
60: Unholy Deadlock
Almonte
Manor: Lord Alejandro told the good Father Anselmo that Lady
Monserrat married him only for his wealth, then attempted to
abandoned him for her lover, whom she had housed on his estate. He
did not believe her explanations. Father Anselmo attempted to force
him to listen to reason regarding his lady wife and forthcoming
child. He did finally tell him that he is being stubborn and should
think about these matters as the backwash could be dire.
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